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Pyx_e

Quixotic Tilter
# 57

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My friend Rose noticed the water flowing from the watering can rose onto her rose glittered as the sun rose.

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It is better to be Kind than right.

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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Not to be pedantic, but to be pedantic: is there a way we can continue this? Rules, or suchlike? A way to continue, perhaps?
—Ariston, Circus Host

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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.

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Pyx_e

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Use the same word as many times as you can without repeating the meaning.

"I collect you wish me to collect the Collect for the Mass this morning."

[ 24. August 2013, 08:29: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]

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It is better to be Kind than right.

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Close the window that has the view of the Cathedral Close, as the storm is getting close, and your clothes will get soaked.

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Oinkster

"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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Barefoot Friar

Ship's Shoeless Brother
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

(Yep, it's a real sentence.)

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Do your little bit of good where you are; its those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world. -- Desmond Tutu

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kingsfold

Shipmate
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And you'll need a space between "Dog" and "and" and "and" and Duck.

Bugger. Sorry - didn't take on board needing different meanings. My bad.

[ 24. August 2013, 21:04: Message edited by: kingsfold ]

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I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun.
And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done


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Porridge
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Can you can the workers who can the fruit while they're in the can?

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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!

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Leorning Cniht
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Barefoot Friar:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

(Yep, it's a real sentence.)

Yes, as is any number of consecutive buffalos.

Buffalo! is a sentence...

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Leorning Cniht
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OK, how about:

Set set down his chess set, played a set of tennis, then set forth his plans to take dancing lessons (to learn to set), and still had time to set a date for a game of Set whilst waiting for his jam to set.

How many other sets could I wangle in there? At what point does a shade of meaning become a whole new meaning?

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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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MY BRAIN HURTS!

[brick wall]

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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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Gwai
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It really lowers one's spirits when you can't have a drink because a spirit spirits away your spirits as soon as you pour.

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Barefoot Friar:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

(Yep, it's a real sentence.)

Also works with "fish." Except the meaning does repeat itself once you get to a direct object: "Fish fish fish." And "Fish" doesn't function as a place-name. Or is there a town called Fish anywhere?

[ 01. September 2013, 23:48: Message edited by: churchgeek ]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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L'organist
Shipmate
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Fishtown, Fishkill or Fish Hoek Beach.

(And Newfoundland has a town called Dildo... [Snigger] )

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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet

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