My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   »   » Oblivion   » Black is the New Black Email this page to a friend or enemy.     Source: (consider it) Thread: Black is the New Black Sober Preacher's Kid Presbymethegationalist # 12699 Posted                        God's favourite colour is Black. Discuss. -------------------- NDP Federal Convention Ottawa 2018: A random assortment of Prots and Trots. Posts: 7646 | From: Peterborough, Upper Canada | Registered: Jun 2007  |  IP: Logged mousethief Ship's Thieving Rodent # 953 Posted                       If She likes black so much, why did She poke so many holes in it? -------------------- This is the last sig I'll ever write for you... Posts: 63536 | From: Washington | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged Autenrieth Road Shipmate # 10509 Posted                        Those are the holes where the rain comes through. -------------------- Truth Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged Gee D Shipmate # 13815 Posted                       And why then is the rain so thin? Because She used a very fine pin. Not the original, * know, but it scans properly and * can't for the life of me remember the original. -------------------- Not every Anglican in Sydney is Sydney Anglican Posts: 7028 | From: Warrawee NSW Australia | Registered: Jun 2008  |  IP: Logged dj_ordinaire Host # 4643 Posted                           Surely the answer is 'because preaching bands show up so very well against it'? -------------------- Flinging wide the gates... Posts: 10335 | From: Hanging in the balance of the reality of man | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged Sober Preacher's Kid Presbymethegationalist # 12699 Posted                        -------------------- NDP Federal Convention Ottawa 2018: A random assortment of Prots and Trots. Posts: 7646 | From: Peterborough, Upper Canada | Registered: Jun 2007  |  IP: Logged Adam. Like as the # 4991 Posted                           Ah, yes, black. I love to wear black vestments when offering the Sacrifice of the Mass for the salvation of the dead. So long as someone pays a sufficient stipend of course! That's why John Calvin loves black too, right? -------------------- Ave Crux, Spes Unica! Preaching blog Posts: 8164 | From: Notre Dame, IN | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged Autenrieth Road Shipmate # 10509 Posted                        Even I, a new convert to the wonders of Calvinism, can see what you've got wrong there. You must not wear all-black vestments. To escape from the siren arms of heresy, you must add white preaching bands. [ 20. September 2014, 18:54: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ] -------------------- Truth Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged Printer-friendly view Go to: Select a board: Category: Ship's business -------------------- The Styx Category: Community discussion -------------------- Heaven Purgatory Hell All Saints Category: Special interest discussion -------------------- Ecclesiantics Kerygmania The Circus Dead Horses The Eighth Day Category: Ship's Locker -------------------- Glory Limbo Category: Things we did -------------------- Nativity Play Auctions The Laugh Judgment The Da Vinci Code Chapter & Worse Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement © Ship of Fools 2016 UBB.classicTM 6.5.0