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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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DID YOU SEE THIS????

quote:
Originally posted by Tubbs:

The big tidy happens tomorrow. The Ship will be off-line for a short while whilst the threads are deleted and a rebuild is done.

Tubbs

HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER, WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OURSELVES!


[Waterworks] [Waterworks] [Waterworks]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Albertus
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I'm going have to talk to people- IRL!
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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My assassins creed club score will break psn.

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I'll have a serious opportunity to challenge Kelly and JJ at Angry Birds.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Marvin the Martian

Interplanetary
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I'll probably be at work.

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Hail Gallaxhar

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Tubbs

Miss Congeniality
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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
I'll probably be at work.

So will I.

Tubbs

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"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it up and remove all doubt" - Dennis Thatcher. My blog. Decide for yourself which I am

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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Oh well, if its working hours - I'll be working and Arno will be bored and unbloodied.

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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Timothy the Obscure

Mostly Friendly
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I might actually have to work.

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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
  - C. P. Snow

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Huia
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Should we set up a support group?

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Charity gives food from the table, Justice gives a place at the table.

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RuthW

liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Here on the left coast of North America, it'll happen while we're asleep. We'll wake up and we'll find that the ship being offline was all a dream.
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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Oh goody. More DVD watching time.

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Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.

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Golden Key
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Ruth--

Ah, but which is the dream, and which is reality?

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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I went away for the weekend so I wouldn't be affected by the shift in The Force.

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
Here on the left coast of North America, it'll happen while we're asleep. We'll wake up and we'll find that the ship being offline was all a dream.

What is this "sleep" away from the Ship of which you speak?

[ETA psst, WW, it hasn't happened yet! You'll have to take the week off, too]

[ 06. January 2015, 06:36: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Tubbs

Miss Congeniality
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I did spend a large proporation of the time worrying that I hadn't entered enough 000's in the "delete x number of days" box and had destroyed everything by mistake! [Eek!] [Paranoid] [Hot and Hormonal] Fortunately not! [Yipee]

The Ship is now very tidy indeed and a full maintaince programme has been run. Bilge tank flushed, barnacles removed ...

Tubbs

[ 06. January 2015, 11:59: Message edited by: Tubbs ]

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"It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than open it up and remove all doubt" - Dennis Thatcher. My blog. Decide for yourself which I am

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Tubbs:
I did spend a large proporation of the time worrying that I hadn't entered enough 000's in the "delete x number of days" box and had destroyed everything by mistake! [Eek!] [Paranoid] [Hot and Hormonal] Fortunately not! [Yipee]

The Ship is now very tidy indeed and a full maintaince programme has been run. Bilge tank flushed, barnacles removed ...

Tubbs

Rudder and screws (or is it paddles?) still in place. Many thanks.

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Firenze

Ordinary decent pagan
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What? It's happened? In the time it took me to nip to the shops for a bag of onions and some leather dye (hours of fun in that combo).

I feel slightly deprived.

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Adeodatus
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I cleaned my apartment. The poor thing never even saw it coming.

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"What is broken, repair with gold."

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I realised my mistake when I checked the boards and there was a maintenance message, happily I managed an emergency appointment* and so survived.


*with a good book! [Biased]

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ariel
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
What? It's happened? In the time it took me to nip to the shops for a bag of onions and some leather dye (hours of fun in that combo).

I feel slightly deprived.

Ditto. Let's ask them to do it again.
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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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The message said I'd survive - I did.

Just [Smile]

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
What? It's happened? In the time it took me to nip to the shops for a bag of onions and some leather dye (hours of fun in that combo).

I feel slightly deprived.

Ditto. Let's ask them to do it again.
Perhaps Tubbs could make it a regular Tuesday task?

[ 06. January 2015, 13:07: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Tubbs

Miss Congeniality
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
What? It's happened? In the time it took me to nip to the shops for a bag of onions and some leather dye (hours of fun in that combo).

I feel slightly deprived.

Ditto. Let's ask them to do it again.
Perhaps Tubbs could make it a regular Tuesday task?
No

Tubbs

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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A++ for restraint!

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
I cleaned my apartment. The poor thing never even saw it coming.

Damn you, iPad, why won't you let me quotesfile that!

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I missed it, too, even being fore-warned: "Stay awake, for ye know not the hour nor the day".

WW's suggestion is a good one. Days of Unholy Disobligation ( DUD ) so that our eyes might rest, and our fingers be folded in prayer. And how glad would we be when our Ship is visible again [Smile] .

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Oinkster

"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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Piglet
Islander
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
I cleaned my apartment ...

What, all of it? [Eek!] [Overused]

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Adeodatus
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Piglet:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
I cleaned my apartment ...

What, all of it? [Eek!] [Overused]
I got into what I believe the youth call "the zone".

I even emptied out the vacuum cleaner cylinder afterwards. Impressive, huh?

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"What is broken, repair with gold."

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Pigwidgeon

Ship's Owl
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:

I even emptied out the vacuum cleaner cylinder afterwards. Impressive, huh?

You're supposed to empty that?

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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:


I even emptied out the vacuum cleaner cylinder afterwards. Impressive, huh?

Now you're just showing off.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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I'll work on my novel or become a Ship recluse like my wife....

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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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I didn't notice anything. Too busy playing online Scrabble, I expect. (Do you realise what seriously good players Spike, Jack the Lass, Pants and Smudgie are!)

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Adeodatus
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:


I even emptied out the vacuum cleaner cylinder afterwards. Impressive, huh?

Now you're just showing off.
Well I've always believed that smugness is next to godliness. [Razz]

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"What is broken, repair with gold."

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
I didn't notice anything. Too busy playing online Scrabble, I expect. (Do you realise what seriously good players Spike, Jack the Lass, Pants and Smudgie are!)

Smudgie is insufferable.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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( I just wanted to add, insufferable in an adorable lovable penguiny sort of way. But still. )

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I think it was fine as it stood, Kelly.

[Razz]

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I'll have a serious opportunity to challenge Kelly and JJ at Angry Birds.

How did that work for you? [Snigger]

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I'll have a serious opportunity to challenge Kelly and JJ at Angry Birds.

How did that work for you? [Snigger]
When I get in, it isn't so bad.

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I'll have a serious opportunity to challenge Kelly and JJ at Angry Birds.

How did that work for you? [Snigger]
[Snigger]
Savor your triumph while it lasts, Jedi.

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Your axe, my lightsaber, Kelly! [Snigger]

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Your axe, my lightsaber, Kelly! [Snigger]

And my steel-edged bowler hat. [Cool]

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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"

(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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jedijudy

Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Too bad they don't do teams! [Big Grin]

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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