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mousethief

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This is a rather silly game that's taking Facebook by low pressure system, and I'm enjoying it there, so I thought maybe people here might like it.

The idea is to post a hypothetical situation that turns an idea or phrase from some familiar pop song on its head. In general it involves the performer's name in some way. A bunch of examples:

What if Elvis Presley hadn't been caught in a trap?

What if Mick Jagger didn't realize it's only rock and roll?

What if the Mamas and the Papas had been Minnesota dreaming?

What if Bob Seger hadn't turned the page?

What if Sting only watched every third breath you take?

What if Frank Sinatra did it someone else's way?

(Can we keep it to one ponder per post to avoid seagulling? Courtesy is king.)

[ 28. March 2015, 14:04: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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What if John Fogerty had been looking out his front door?

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What if Paul McCartney hadn't heard anyone at the door?

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What if Phil Lynott's mates couldn't be arsed to go back to their home town after all?

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What if it were neccessarily so?
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mousethief

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What if Steely Dan went back to their old school?

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What if George Formby didn't clean any windows?

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What if Bette Midler were allergic to roses?

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What if Declan MacManus DID want to go to Chelsea?

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What if Mrs. Brown's daughter was ugly?

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What if Meghan Trainor liked the mid-tones?

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What if José's girlfriend said, "Don't come any closer!"

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What if Meat Loaf would do that?
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What if Roy Orbison had stopped off at a motel instead of driving all night?

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What if Mimi's hand had been as warm as toast?

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What if Bonnie Tyler had only had a partial eclipse of the heart?

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What if Rod Stewart had decided to travel by plane instead boat?

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mousethief

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What if it turned out he had a heart of safety glass?

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
What if Paul McCartney hadn't heard anyone at the door?

What if McCartney hadn't been lazy and had let them in himself.

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mousethief

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What if people finally got thoroughly fed up with silly love songs?

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What if Pink Floyd were uncomfortable?

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What if the Moody Blues had stuck around 'till Wednesday afternoon?

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What if? The great question at the end of Peter and the Wolf.

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What if Toca didn't need a miracle?

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What if Don McLean has driven a Volkswagen to the levy and the levy was in flood, where he said goodbye to a Russian pie, and the bad young boys were drinking milk?

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What if Bing Crosby was actually having nightmares about a white Christmas?

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What if Led Zeppelin had found an escalator to Heaven?

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What if she was a short, warm woman in a white shift?

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What would have happened if she had only been fifteen?

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In the town where I was born, there lived a man who sailed to sea, and was never heard from again.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
What would have happened if she had only been fifteen?

His picture would be on the cover of a lot more than the Rolling Stone.

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mousethief

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In the same vein, what if Sylvia's mother had said, "Sure, come on over, maybe you can talk some sense into her."

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What if he was just acting normal at the Freaker's Ball?

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What if no one had been willing to lend Syd Barrett their bike?
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What if there had been a taxi strike the night she was ready by half past eight and he didn't want to be late to hear the band start playing?

Worse still, what if they had got there on time only to learn that there was a musicians' strike on?

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What if Freddie Mercury has a puncture?
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What if Billy Joel said, "That's just not rock and roll any more"?

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What if the bikini had been huge, red and striped?

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What if Vicky Lawrence's brother didn't stop at Webb's to have him a drink?

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What if Paul Simon was a wrestler?

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What if the haters didn't hate, hate, hate?

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What if he didn't have to walk down any streets?

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What if Nina Simone had been feeling a bit middling?
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What if Mrs. Robinson knew precisely how much Jesus loved her?

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What if Berry Mann put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop himself? [Paranoid]

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What if Shakedown Street didn't used to be the heart of the town?

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What if John Newton (the wretch!) had remained lost and blind?

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What if Shareef liked it when the Clash rocked the Casbah?

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What if I **do** get a kick from champagne?

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What if Air Supply still had sufficient love?

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