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Raptor Eye
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I'm hoping to go very far.
It wasn't the nicest of days
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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when I found myself lost in the maze
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jacobsen
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The hedges so high
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pjl
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And a strange looking guy
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Sipech
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Recap:
It wasn't the nicest of days
when I found myself lost in the maze
The hedges so high
And a strange looking guy
Put me off from my well-trodden ways.
There once was a prophet called Basil
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Raptor Eye
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Who lived alone in a big remote castle
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
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renowned as a seer
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Who ODed on beer
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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to see Basil in the castle was hassle!
* * * *
When shown the error of her ways
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Lady Godiva donned stays
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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But ol' Peeping Tom
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pjl
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With assured aplomb
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jacobsen
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Kept her luscious figure in his gaze.
Which caused the lady so fair
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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to consider putting up her hair
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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But her turkey-like neck
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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Was rather a wreck
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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so she avoided publicity's glare!
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When evading the law in North Wales
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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Guenevere spent her time in store sales
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Raptor Eye
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She bought a new hat
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and a new cricket bat
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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To Arthur's now penniless wails.
The apples are still on the tree
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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in the orchards of the gardens in Bree
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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For the maggots who munch
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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The windfalls for lunch
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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They come as a bonus, for free!
The spaghetti was not very round
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Stetson
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As I ate it, uncooked, off the ground.
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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[I hadn't a clue]
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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And deposited mound after mound.
As I think about putting on heating
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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jacobsen
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An open log fire takes some beating
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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but at 30C
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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It's too hot for me
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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(Would a televised Yule Log be cheating?)
I wonder what's stuffed in my stocking.
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Welease Woderwick
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Please God it's something worth hocking
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Alas! what a swizz
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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kingsfold
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Neither chocolates nor fizz
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Sipech
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The old coal lump just sits there in mocking.
There once was a butcher called Hector
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
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Raptor Eye
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Who fell foul of the council inspector
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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A corpse in the bath
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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Had been sawn in half
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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at a time when he didn't expect her.
Hector's shop was now closed and the sign read
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jacobsen
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Ceased trading
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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Sorry - I completely lost the plot.
Hector's shop was now closed and the sign read
Proprietor desperately unwell, and in bed
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
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But sausage and pies
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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Will cause him to rise
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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Like Lazarus back from the dead.
Said Calvin, holed up in Geneva...
[ 26. November 2015, 13:49: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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Raptor Eye
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'I was destined to work like a beaver'
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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ArachnidinElmet
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'I nibble and gnaw'
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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pjl
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Despite my lockjaw
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Smudgie
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I was always an over-achiever!
A sweet little penguin called Smudgie
Has an urge that she simply can't budge. She
was waiting some time
for the end of a rhyme
When she'd give the "lock thread" key a nudge... hee hee.
Sorry, folks... I think eighteen months is probably long enough for our creative juices to be employed on limericks. Let's see if we can find something different to play for a while.
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Miss you, Erin.
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