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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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We need to know what people *really* do.
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Lamb Chopped
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It is WAY too early in the morning, and I answered the male or female question without realizing you'd made it a yes/no answer.
You don't want to know what I chose.
Must have coffee.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Now I want to know about the naked group ritual 3 shipmates are indulging in ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Welease Woderwick
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I come across as positively vanilla! I must have gone to the wrong school. I blame my parents.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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It is certainly shifting my view of shipmates ....
But for all that, still no one shagging pigs.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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What's the biscuit game?
(I'm a bit afraid to ask.)
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Barnabas62
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No one has played the biscuit game, but half of us knew what it was?
I googled and now need even more brain bleach ...
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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I would not google that at work.
Unworksafe wiki referemce:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soggy_biscuit
[ 23. September 2015, 16:20: Message edited by: Doublethink. ]
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Anglican't
Shipmate
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Erm, what's the definition of a 'group ritual'?
Asking for a friend.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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Well could be an initiation task, or what we morrismen do on the spring equinox, or what we do everytime we win a match - along those lines.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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I wonder how many people are thinking of stag nights filling this in.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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So far results are showing food shagging to be a minority interest. Slightly more folk drinking/eating out of other peoples orifices (orifi ?). Still under 10%
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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While most shipmates seem to be good upstanding members of society.
But I want to know more about those who aren't. Do tell people.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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I've skinny dipped several times in groups, I'm not sure whether that counts as a ritual. Some marijuana may have been involved.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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I couldn't really make the poll detailed enough for fine descriminations. Skinny dipping on a nudist beach wouldn't really be transgressive, skinny dipping in the local council pool then legging it as soon as angry security guys turn up would be more on topic.
[ 23. September 2015, 20:27: Message edited by: Doublethink. ]
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
While most shipmates seem to be good upstanding members of society.
But I want to know more about those who aren't. Do tell people.
I would be interested to hear from our three shipmates who claim to have shagged food - I would be interested to know if any of them are female.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Does a mouth count as an orifice?
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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I would have thought so ?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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Ah, in that case I answered wrongly.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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Ah go on, gis an anecdote ....
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Jack o' the Green
Shipmate
# 11091
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quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
While most shipmates seem to be good upstanding members of society.....
Insert joke here.
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Jack o' the Green
Shipmate
# 11091
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Does a mouth count as an orifice?
Isn't that called eating?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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Jack o' the Green: Isn't that called eating?
Yes, but in this case the question includes whether you've eaten from someone else's mouth (someone you haven't had sex with). Yeah, that happened a couple of times, mostly girlfriends I didn't get to third base with. But I think the other orifices are more exciting for the purposes of this thread.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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Maybe I should have specified - not in a relationship with - but there is a character limit on the questions. Le Roc, what I was basically asking is - say you joined a football club, or your company marketing team or whatever, did they expect you to go out and get naked / drunk & and wierdly sexual with them ?
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Leorning Cniht
Shipmate
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To clarify, DT, is this a proposal for an Eighth Day board?
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Can you imagine the publicity the Ship would get about *that*?
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
I've skinny dipped several times in groups, [...]. Some marijuana may have been involved.
Did it get wet?
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
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quote:
Doublethink.: Maybe I should have specified - not in a relationship with - but there is a character limit on the questions.
Don't worry, I'm not being overly serious on this thread or criticising your poll or something like that.
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
I've skinny dipped several times in groups, [...]. Some marijuana may have been involved.
Did it get wet?
Yes, alas ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Something tells me that I didn't plan this well.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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For some reason I am now imagining a massive hash cigar.
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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quote:
Doublethink.: For some reason I am now imagining a massive hash cigar.
*looks down*
Well ...
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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There's a strip naked as part of a group ritual that would cover that.
The only male specific ones were the pigshead and the biscuit game.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
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So, Curiosity, are you admitting to playing Strip Poker in a mixed group not all of whom you were in a relationship with? Do tell.
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Brenda Clough
Shipmate
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Even if he was in a relationship with them all it would be of interest.
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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The game of strip poker was the bright idea of some lads at college, finding themselves in a group with two girls present, which was a bit of a challenge at that college; it had a ratio of 11 men to 1 woman at the time*. I think they were hoping that they'd persuade us to strip. What they didn't bargain for was the way the hands went (or our level of poker playing) or our decision that each earring counted as a garment. The men bottled out before they had to take off too many garments while we were both still fully dressed.
(You thought I was going to tell you anything that would get me into trouble?)
There was also the idiot on the factory floor who thought it was a good idea to drop his trousers and masturbate behind my back when I was the production manager. That one I reported to senior management, which gained him an official written warning in his pay packet that week. Sadly he was illiterate and had to take the letter home for his wife to read. She was not best pleased. So unimpressed was she that she hit him hard enough to black both his eyes as we all witnessed when he was well enough to return to work.
I have told this story to a number of recalcitrant teenagers who don't see a reason to learn to read. They usually get the point.
* It was like living in a rugby club and explains my familiarity with drinking and/or other initiations, even though I did my best not to know.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
# 3492
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I don't use computers at work and I don't want that sort of thing on my computer! ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Was this inspired by Mr. Oliver's television program me? I had recorded an episode but then erased it before anyone else in the household was opposed to the PM's alleged exploits while joining a dining club at university.
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