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Posted by coffee jim (# 3510) on :

Look Who's Stalking - information (some speculative, some confirmed by links) on the boards and websites frequented by other Shipmates, particularly the 'big names'. From page 4, to include insinuations about their whereabouts IRL, supplemented by blurry photos.

R*j*s*s S*cks - a thread for snide and supercilious wisecracks about other bulletin boards, particularly those known to be frequented by other shipmates.

Any more suggestions?

[ 30. November 2003, 17:14: Message edited by: Sarkycow ]

Posted by Lurker (# 1384) on :

Calling Erin to Hell- has anyone actually tried this?
Hello, i've been here ten minutes and the hosts are already picking on me
Let's tell Irish Jokes

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

Pooh at Pooh Corner - warning, possible spoilers

Bland eighties pinups I once fancied - where are they now?

Why I think the Church of England employment policy should discriminate against homosexuals

Interesting anagrams of hellhosts names

Which saint's name I would choose if I entered a religious order and why

Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why

New order - let's all pretend we are in community together! let's have a party thread (that is a party without any sex...)

Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
(that is a party without any sex...)

???

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

a party in which everyone is celibate and there is no flirting then? An unusual party?

Posted by Genie (# 3282) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lurker:
Calling Erin to Hell- has anyone actually tried this?

I belive Erin and Merseymike had a little lovers' tiff in Hell a month or two back. I forget who called who, although by the fourth page of muck-slinging it was a bit academic.

Posted by coffee jim (# 3510) on :

Ah yes. 'Merseymike, get your sorry ass in here'. Don't think even he would be foolish enough to summon her up....sorry, call her to Hell.

Posted by ed_m (# 2025) on :

i was looking for that very thread the other day... can anyone enlighten me ?

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why

Testing to see if this is such a bad idea.... [Big Grin]

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :

Exciting News from Canada
Basingstoke - a Mystery Worshipper report

(What, you can't tell I'm a GBS fan?)

Posted by Merseymike (# 3022) on :

Coffee, I don't think I've ever called anyone to Hell - though I have been summonsed once or twice.

I'd happily do it if I felt the need. Haven't yet, though.

Posted by Og: Thread Killer (# 3200) on :

How to not see frames and other sins against the Holy Spirit

Posted by SteveWal (# 307) on :

Liberation Theology in Chick tracts

Posted by Paul W (# 1450) on :

All Americans are....

(Complete sentence with suitable generalisation)

Paul W

Posted by Og: Thread Killer (# 3200) on :

Why have all the Hell Hosts turned into Wimps?

Posted by coffee jim (# 3510) on :

quote:
Originally posted by SteveWal:
Liberation Theology in Chick tracts

Fascinating! Tell me more!

Posted by Mad Geo (# 2939) on :

I think I'm a prophet.....

Posted by snowgoose (# 4394) on :

Everlasting Mornington Crescent

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :

How the Administrators and Hosts could do a better job

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Beat me to it, SN. Also I was thinking -

Why Hellhosts Get It Wrong
Oz, Brit and US - God's Chosen Leaders
Speaking In Tongues Should Be Taught At School
Why Did We Have To Wait Till 1906 For The Real Church?
The Mistakes Jesus Made
Christian Banking Methods

[Devil]

{Being rude to hellhosts and bolloxing your UBB in the same post is stupid. You are now on my list.}

[ 28. July 2003, 22:32: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :

Campaign for an All-Janine-All-The-Time Thread

(oh - wait - almost have those now - sorry)

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Sorry for bollixed code on previous post! [Embarrassed]

Posted by Mad Geo (# 2939) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Glimmer:
Beat me to it, SN. Also I was thinking -

Why Hellhosts Get It Wrong
Oz, Brit and US - God's Chosen Leaders
Speaking In Tongues Should Be Taught At School
Why Did We Have To Wait Till 1906 For The Real Church?
The Mistakes Jesus Made
Christian Banking Methods

Nothing wrong with

US- God's Chosen Leaders , Glimmer

[Snigger]

[Copying messed up code is also messed up.]

[ 29. July 2003, 16:46: Message edited by: RooK ]

Posted by Elizabeth Anne (# 3555) on :

Why the Gay Bishop will be solely responsible for an Anglican Schism, Part 1,768

Word Association Lives Again

It's a Beautiful Day for a Pond War!

Jesus Christ + Ben Affleck = Pat Robertson

Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :

Why You Are Going To Hell

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
Testing to see if this is such a bad idea....

Well evidently the aforementioned thread WAS a bad idea. It has been kicked up to heaven! [Mad]

Posted by Fr. Gregory (# 310) on :

Does God love my goldfish?
Is the Pope a Protestant?
Do demons have a hierarchy?
Did God create the smallpox virus?
Why I think your worship stinks.

Posted by Ian S (# 3098) on :

Jensen for Archbishop of Canterbury
Why gay sex should be recriminalised
Is not praying in tongues blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
Can Merseymike last a week without attacking evangelicals

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

Kylie Minogue is a transsexual.

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

I'm a Celebrant, Get Me Out Of Here!

Posted by Fr. Gregory (# 310) on :

Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.
Why women should cover their heads in Church.
Why thermonuclear war is not necessarily a bad thing if Jesus comes again.
Tell me about your Rapture experiences.

Posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf (# 2252) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jimi Kendricks:
Kylie Minogue is a transsexual.

Damn, and I had her tipped for Bishop of Reading.

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

'List all the sins you have ever committed in exact chronological order'

'Suggest suitable penance for the above'

'Fashion sense among the clergy'

'Parish Magazines should be put on the rates. Discuss'

'Incense and Asthma'

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

Why I'm feeling a little suicidal

What God told me last night

How science proves Australians are superior/ descended from the ten tribes.

What will happen at the Rapture (warning, likely spoilers)

I can see into your heart, and guess what...

Um, hello, I'm new and I'm drunk and I wasn't sure where to post this.

Why I joined the UDA/ Real IRA/ al Aqsa Martyers' Brigade.

Posted by Dyfrig (# 15) on :

'Another thread about what David Peters is up to (despite the fact that he doesn't, as far as we know, frequent the site and shouldn't be having his private life discussed in this way and which are started by his acquaintances who are, apparantly, incapable of emailing or phoning him to find out.)'

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.

The Big Man is a very nice person - he's the only one who looks out for us in Norn Iron you know.

Liberation Theology in Chick tracts would make a wonderful discussion - although I seem to recall Chick tracts being done on the boards in the dim and distant past.

Here are some further suggestions

Calvinism and why I'm right
AV1611 and no other
Ecumenism - not here thanks
You're sick because God's punishing you
Simon is really Satan in disguise

That's enough for me - I was going to write something about genital warts but I thought people might actually think I have them [Disappointed]

Posted by Gremlin (# 129) on :

I think this one just about sums it up. [Devil]

Alternatively:

Why I should be made a Host/Admin

Ta-ra,
Gremlin

[ 29. July 2003, 13:33: Message edited by: Gremlin ]

Posted by ed_m (# 2025) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ed_m:
i was looking for that very thread the other day... can anyone enlighten me ?

can anyone enlighten me on the whereabouts of the mike vs erin thread ?

Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :

I deleted it [Big Grin]

I like deleting things. Including posters.

Posted by Gremlin (# 129) on :

Another couple:

I'm a thread-starter. Raging thread-starter
Why I think Simon should stand down

Ta-ra,
Gremlin

edited to make it a bullet-list. [Embarrassed]

[ 30. July 2003, 06:38: Message edited by: Gremlin ]

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Some more musings -

How To Tell Your Guardian Angel What You Want

Child Slavery - The Positive Side

The Point Of Circumcision

Lying To Protect Your Faith

Getting Your Name Off A Hellhost List

Describe The Spiritual Body You Want

The Gift Of Rudeness

The Euthanasia Parables

Your Favorite Altar Calls

Posted by anglicanrascal (# 3412) on :

Calling All You Lying, Lazy, Two-faced Hosts to Hell

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

Changing Churches, Hosted by Carol Smilie.

Posted by Wally (# 3245) on :

Please come to the self-help seminar I'm hosting, and if you don't come you're an asshole.

[ 30. July 2003, 13:38: Message edited by: Wally ]

Posted by tomb (# 174) on :

This reminds me of a bumper sticker popular some years ago around here:

"If you love something, set it free. If it runs away, hunt it down and kill it."

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
Testing to see if this is such a bad idea....
Well evidently the aforementioned thread WAS a bad idea. It has been kicked up to heaven!

And it follows,

An idea I got off a thread called "Bad ideas for threads"...

Posted by Zeke (# 3271) on :

Did my dog go to heaven?

Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :

Tat? Ungodly at Best
Orthodox and Anglicans: Why They're Both Actually Roman Catholics
Here's Why My Church is Right and You All Are Wrong
Merseymike's Appreciation Thread for Evangelicals
Why Vegetarians are Going to Hell
I Love My SUV, So Screw You, Erin
Pissing Matches Between Snippy MW Fusspots
CofE: Converting to Evangelicalism, ++Rowen to Host "700 Club."
Field Guide for the Americans: Irish / English / Scots / Welsh; No Difference, Really.
Why English Beer Tastes Like Warm Piss
Duchess and Merseymike to Co-Host on TBN
Field Guide for the Brits: Americans - They're All Crazy.
Tomb's Report: Why Britney Spears is Better Than Bach
Why the War in Iraq Was the Right Thing to Do
Killing Fluffy Bunnies for Jesus
Fat Christians Aren't
America: Top of the Foodchain for +50 Years!
Jesus, The Free-Market Capitalist and Kicker of Socialist Butt
Whiskey is Ditchwater

Posted by Zealous Convert (# 1996) on :

Unpleasant Medical Tests I've Had Recently

The world would be a better place without Brits

PROOF that Jesus never existed

Katie

[ 31. July 2003, 07:50: Message edited by: Zealous Convert ]

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

Hmmm...

I'm not white - I'm Cauco-American

or

Rats on bikes - and other urban legends

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

This is the funniest thread I've read in a long time. Thank you! [Big Grin]

And they are ALL really bad ideas for threads.

Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :

Ten ways to use a semi-colon

followed by

Ten ways to torture a Grammar Nazi

[Big Grin]

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

[Wink]

;-)

;0

Aarg; I'm stuck already.

Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :

why the administrators are always wrong

Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :

Why Americans are always right

and

in hell: Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by ken (# 2460) on :

Prayer-team for the salvation of MerseyMike

Hostly Picture Gallery - remember to include home addresses and church details for all board hosts

The Mystery Counsellor

Why I am not an Anglican

All Liberals are Bastards

My Top Ten Manual Acts at the Fraction

RUMMY

Why won't the Orthodox use my photograph of the Blessed Virgin of Fatima as an icon? It's unfair!

All homosexuals are racists!

Gordon is a Moron

I'm So Sad Today I Need A Cuddle

Burn in Hell Forever, Sodomites!

It breaks God's heart to see Her Children squabble like this

Posted by Nightwind (# 4531) on :

Heaven: no vacancy
You all suck
What kind of gun would Jesus carry?
Heaven: it's not like you're going there
Calling all Christo-pagan Hindu Muslim atheists
God hates us

Posted by Og: Thread Killer (# 3200) on :

Now that I've Cracked the SofF software code...

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Mac or PC - What Would St Paul Use?
Poor People - The Thorn In Our Side
Prayers For Use In Golf Matches
Ten Best Ways To Increase The Collection Take
The Fewest Words In A Worship Song
Righteous Sincerity - And How You Can Get It
Biblical Insults
Practical Jokes At Funeral Services
The Challenge Of Extreme Profanity In Sermons
What's Your Favourite Pebble?

Posted by tomb (# 174) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kenwritez:
...
Tomb's Report: Why Britney Spears is Better Than Bach
...

Actually, Kenny, that's more of a Wood thread than it is a tomb thread. I so admire Britney's navel: it might have been painted on by Michaelangelo. Just don't ask her to sing.

quote:

Then sarky opined

Ten ways to use a semi-colon

followed by

Ten ways to torture a Grammar Nazi

My comments to Nightlamp notwithstanding, sweetie, I would actually enjoy those threads. I always derive great pleasure watching people defend their solecisms. And I keep score.

Dyfrig is the only person currently with a perfect card (besides myself, of course). And I find that amazing, since English can scarcely be his first language.

Posted by Jon G (# 4704) on :

How can we get more old people into church?
Is rapture a form of alien abduction?
So when is the Day of Judgement anyway?

Jon

Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :

Game: Mornington Crescent

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

God said it, I believe it, that settles it... now SHUT UP!

Is adultery OK if you love them with the love of the Lord?

So I beat my kids. Wanna make something of it?

I'm expecting a miracle...

Posted by ChrisT (# 62) on :

I know the REAL reason why "They" closed my thread...

Here are the charities you should and should not be supporting if you're REALLY a Christian

Backsliding in 10 easy steps

I can't believe you don't believe this Obvious Christian Truth as revealed in the Word

Mystery Worship: Damaging and Anti-Christian

Posted by SteveWal (# 307) on :

quote:
Backsliding in 10 easy steps

Oh, I don't know. I'd love to know how to do it properly.

Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :

Calling tomb to Heaven

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

10 different ways to burn a Heretic

Why every church is Orthodox in its own unique way.

Actually we lied, Jesus doesn't really love you.

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

Why hasn't this thread been booted to heaven?

(I'm serious - this isn't a thread suggestion!)

Posted by Belisarius (# 32) on :

If it was in Heaven, we couldn't have entries like:

I fucking dare those pussies in Heaven to close this thread

( [Razz]

)

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Oh I have thought about it, but this thread in another incarnation got heated and so I have left it alone. You are correct it fits the description of a heaven thread and it may be moved.

Nightlamp
Hellhost

[ 02. August 2003, 22:56: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Or may not because some of the thread titles are a bit acidic for heaven.

Nightlamp
Hellhost

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

Alternative uses for altars: why sacrifices should be making a comeback

The Wicker Man as a Sunday School Teaching Tool

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

Why a string of pearls is a legitimate ornament for the vestments of the mass.

Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on :

One that Wood came up with last time around for this thread - but it still amuses me:

Five things I wouldn't post if I were sober.

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Chapelhead:
One that Wood came up with last time around for this thread - but it still amuses me:

Five things I wouldn't post if I were sober.

Funny you say that - the last five things that I've posted have not been written in a sober state.

Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by Chapelhead:
One that Wood came up with last time around for this thread - but it still amuses me:

Five things I wouldn't post if I were sober.

Funny you say that - the last five things that I've posted have not been written in a sober state.

We can tell doofus.

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

.... it explains a lot. "Magnum Mysterium thinks he's a host when he's pissed."

P

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

* My experience of meeting Jesus on board a spaceship
* The Devil: not bad, just misunderstood
* Shipmates I don't like
* This is my thread but you can post here if you say nice things about me
* Cannibalism: don't knock it till you've tried it

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

1. Commandment #11: You don't have to be sober to post.

2. Newbies: Post your criticisms of hosts, America and homosexuals HERE.

3. The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat.

4. Why George W. Bush is the greatest president ever!

5. Aren't Iraq and Iran the same thing?

Posted by Lurker. (# 1384) on :

Let's all say who we think is the ugliest shipmate!!

Posted by Ben26 (# 4201) on :

Some extremely bad threads may include:

Why Jesus was a paedophile and the leader of a mushroom cult.

I am a straight, white male: Bow in worship before me.

Why ever Christian I have ever met is a total asshat

Why the fuck can't you stop bloody swearing? (it's not very Christian is it?)

(in hell) Please donate to help save the poor little bunny wabbits.

Shipmates: You are all fuckwits. Yes, all of you.

Why anyone who without fluent Hebrew is going straight to hell (according to Jesus and he is God so he should know)

Women: get back in the kitchen where you belong!

Hello. This is my first post and I just wanted to tell you all about my sexual fantasies.

All lesbians are drunken Nazi's!

Hi! I have just stolen an advance copy of my exam paper and I wondered if you would tell me the answers

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

Good ones, Ben! Oh, I mean, really bad ones, Ben.

Posted by Garfield (# 1567) on :

"Why Nazi supermen are our superiors"

(ok, I know i nicked it from the simpsons, but it had to be done)

Bad Ideas for threads [Yipee]

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Being French is an Unchristian Act
Prayers For Gamblers
Condemnation – Practice Makes Perfect
Cruelty to Animals as an Offering
How Many Gods Is The Right Number?
Jokes To Tell During The Doxology
Nudist Youth Worship
Crucifixion – The Forgotten Craft
The Impersonal Benefits of Bombing
Hating Non-Christians is Just Righteous Anger

Posted by Dyfrig (# 15) on :

Sodomy: The New Black?

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

Sodomy: The New Black Hole?

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

Glimmer I love your posts so much [Killing me]

Things you noticed in your vomit the last time you
God blessed me with 12" - how big is yours
Why I hate
Controlling the boards - Respect through fear

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

Why crying in church is a sign of spiritual shallowness

Self-harm: A users guide

70 alternative uses for a bible

Posted by Garfield (# 1567) on :

Why bigamy is twice the fun...

Necrophilia - is it dead boring?

What if Hannibal Lecter (excuse bad spelling) wrote the bible?

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

The drunken rambling shipmates thread - post here when you are pissed
(The more I think about it the more that seems like it could be a good idea.)

How to torture kittens.

Manchester United appreciation thread.

Female shipmates I find most attractive (posters can be of either gender).

Some of my poetry I would like to share.
(but no one would ever start a thread like that would they [Wink]

)

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Design your own online quiz

Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :

I'm not completely slamming America/Israel/UK/black people/white people/homosexuals but...

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Bringing Canticles and Rap Music Together
Christian Self Harm
Why Wheelchair Users Should Use the Road
The Philanthropy of Saudi Arabia
My Favourite Thurible
Online Study Course for Druidism
Ten Best Responses to “The Body of Christ Broken For You”
Prayers for Blessing Massage Oils
“Glutton and Drunkard” – Why We Should Try
Old Testament Recipes

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

The spirituality of dolphins (and why they are all going to Hell...)

Of course I am open-minded, some of my best friends are neo-nazi satanist paedophiles (all of them are, actually).

Multipy your wealth one hundred fold! Just send your money to me, cheques payable to... and trust God!

Links to my spiritually uplifting online porn collection.

Fluffy bunny wabbits are people too!

Posted by Alaric the Goth (# 511) on :

Ten best places I have urinated.

Favourite Dolphin/Whale/Cute Bunny Wabbit recipes.

Gin exposed - Demonic sweat.

Genocide - a necessary evil.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

What I'm listening to now which you won't have heard of or like anyway

My favourite brand of chocolate or sweeties

Cute things my cat/children did (or puked on)

Advice on Laundry please

Why I love my partner so much

Let's all behave like children!

What I had in my sandwiches today

I googled my name and guess what I got!

The Shipmate X appreciation thread

Thread for fans of Bowling, Shove Hapenny and Aunt Sally

Game: Dirty Scrabble

Posted by Dyfrig (# 15) on :

Is pyx_e the Boy Curate?

Why Evangelicals are Evil

Poll: Monster Munch - which is your favourite?

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

Baptism - not for infants
What I did with my revolver last night
Church - a crutch for the weak-minded amongst us
Why my robes are better than your robes - (Anglican, Catholic and Orthodox leaders only please)

[ 05. August 2003, 12:26: Message edited by: Robert Miller ]

Posted by Alaric the Goth (# 511) on :

David Icke IS the Son of God

David Icke isn't the Son of God - I AM

Posted by Ben26 (# 4201) on :

Hitler: was he right?

Painless suicide methods

nv-CJD: God's Judgement on carnavores?

101 practical jokes for use in high mass

let's vote off the weakest shipmate!

which political party should Christians vote for?

Republicans: why God is anti-American

Republicans: why God is a true American

taking youth groups to live sex shows: yes or no?

what is your favourite variety of Heinz and why?

should we wear clothing made out of two different types of material?

what computer games would Jesus play?

Avril Lavigne: despised prophet of The Lord?

Are you a anarcho-Marxist, Christian-Hindu, post-structuralist feminist modernist free-marketeer?

was Jesus in the BNP?

Paul's attitudes to the internet

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

(any thread calcluated exclusively for amusement value on "Famous Last Posts" but with no other useful content)

What would the hybridised offspring of ShipMates A and B look like? (Inspired by the Erin/Merseymike thread which just closed in Hell)

Puns, puns, puns

Posted by Nightwind (# 4531) on :

Religion for Fun and Prophet

Posted by ken (# 2460) on :

Where're the HellHosts when you need them?

This is now a game thread! [Disappointed]

Even though my post was THE best, everybody else is doing very well. [Roll Eyes]

[ 05. August 2003, 17:31: Message edited by: ken ]

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:
Church - a crutch for the weak-minded amongst us

Hee hee! That was the first thread I ever started in Purgatory!

quote:
Originally posted by ken:
Where're the HellHosts when you need them?

Right here, by the bribe-line.

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

The Adventures of Spong-Bob SquarePants (about the bishop, not the ShipMate)

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Should we have a gay bishop?

Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on :

Should we have another gay bishop?

[Punctuation, punctuation, punctuation.]

[ 05. August 2003, 21:58: Message edited by: Chapelhead ]

Posted by coffee jim (# 3510) on :

Crucifixion or Impaling - Which Would You Opt For and Why?

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

quote:
Originally posted by RooK:

quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:
Church - a crutch for the weak-minded amongst us
Hee hee! That was the first thread I ever started in Purgatory!

Great minds think alike then Rook!

Which ism from Protestantism would you like to take on a date and why?
Have you ever noticed that the first three letters of Cinema spell SIN?
God - it just is doG spelt backwards
Where did you lose YOUR virginity?

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Calling Merseymike to Hell

Where did your dog lose its virginity

Animals I have had sex with

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

The Monstrous Regiment of Women

Any New Thread On A Controversial/Dead Horses Subject Started, Preferably, On An Inappropriate Board, By A Person Who Has Never Posted Here Before, And Using Angry Or Inflammatory Language

Naughty Links

Satan: Misunderstood?

Any Thread On A Book Or Film Which Has Spoilers In The Title Or First Sentence Of Any Post (because it will show up on "recent posts" even if people avoid specifically clicking on the thread)

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Why don't we get rid of the clergy? in MW

Why don't we just let the clergy get on with it? in SF

Posted by Ormo (# 4805) on :

When tigers attack - post your photos here!

quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.

Is that you Eileen?

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Basement Sacrificial Altar – A Family Construction Project
Apostolic Fashion
Crib Songs Of The Russian Revolution
Moses Was A Lonely Old Fart
Mary Magdalene's Body Building Course
Gnostic Writings – The Hellhost Love Notes
The Postcards of St Paul
What Balaam’s Ass Said On Other Days
Church Fathers’ Smilies
Gain Weight And Have Two Fatted Calves
Nehemiah's Bridges From Babylon Tour Guide

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

quote:
The Monstrous Regiment of Women

I'm not sure what this means, but I'm pretty sure it would qualify as a bad idea for a thread!

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

Wildebeest - a species in need of extinction?
Incest among complete strangers
Toe cheese
Tony Blair's beard - imaginary or just very short?
Holing boats and other tips for successful marine arson

[ 07. August 2003, 16:30: Message edited by: Jimi Kendricks ]

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

Re 'Monstrous Regiment of Women'

It means unnatural government by women, (regiment = government in this case) ie. that it's unnatural and wrong for any woman to hold political power. Tis the title of a very badly timed tract by John Knox aimed at denouncing the rule of Mary Tudor and Marie de Guise (Mary Queen of Scots' RC mother) unfortunately they died shortly after he published it and he then had to explain why Elizabeth I was a GOOD THING whereas he had just said that all ruling queens were a BAD THING. Not surprisingly Elizabeth wasn't amused!

So the bad thread title would be

Women unfit to govern anything! The Bible says so!

Brought to you by your friendly local Scots history pedant [Big Grin]

[ 07. August 2003, 16:36: Message edited by: Louise ]

Posted by G.R.I.T.S. (# 4169) on :

Thank you, Louise. I assumed it was a chauvinistic, anti-woman kind of suggestion, but I did not realize the political implications of it.

So an answering thread to that would be:

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman." (Thanks to Margaret Thatcher.)

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

It gets better; the title is actually The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women. Well, at least he wasn't melodramatic or anything.

Naughty Words in the KJV Bible (on boards other than T &T, that is, preferably Heaven)

Oh!! Oh!!! 1611 --- Straight From Heaven!

David
has seen that on a bumper sticker

Posted by Elizabeth Anne (# 3555) on :

Look at me! I'm quoting scripture, sans commentary, to make my arguments for me! Aren't I the clever one!

There is no such thing as heresy. Now let's all hold hands and sing Kumbayah!

Of course Chick tracts are so, um, forward. Your eternal soul is at stake!
(I have actually seen a non-satirical article titled this)

What Satan has planned for you when you arrive in his domain, you soulless heretic. [WARNING: Likely Spoilers]

I'm starting a John S. Spong Fan Club! Who wants to buy a t-shirt?

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.

Just pointing out what a very bad idea for a thread it is...

Posted by Dyfrig (# 15) on :

Who would Jesus shag?

What would Jesus shag?

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
"I'm fed up an I want to whinge. Hear me whinge. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah"
Too bad sweetheart, I already started one like this. Now off you go and try again, there's a good girl.
Just pointing out what a very bad idea for a thread it is...

What parameters do you use to measure the worth of a thread? I'm curious. I've had a lot of responses in a very short time. I'm happy.

Posted by Glimmer (# 4540) on :

Hi Happy MM, it got closed. Seems the Welsh Dragonnette was right! [Devil]

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Who's got the crappiest avatar and silliest title - vote now!

Why Jesus was wrong

I liked thread X so much I've started another two just like it

Let's play Shunt the Thread Around All the Boards

The ritual significance of the lentil

What are you wearing today?

10 Top Tips for Makeup

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :

Virgoans make the best Christians, and the best lovers

Headaches: Good for the soul?

Why Christians should always aim to lose at Monopoly

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

B.O., sweaty handshakes and other Ship-meet hazards.

Favourite scab picking stories

Porridge recipe ideas

How to light Italians without matches

Posted by Anselm (# 4499) on :

Invitation to go 'clubbing' - gays or baby seals, I don't mind.(in All Saints)
My colonoscopy came back negative - I've got the photos to prove it!
Thoughts on the gospel according to St Mark (possible spoilers)
Can you give me some technical advice on how to start a thread?(in The Styx)
Good sir, what must I do to be saved?
Church fellowship songs from the 70's that have had a profound influence on my life.
St Paul was the love child of Jesus and Martha

Posted by Ormo (# 4805) on :

Exactly how much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck?

Posted by Anselm (# 4499) on :

I’m reading Revelation (Pope = antichrist)
I’m reading Revelation (Eastern Orthodox = whore of Babylon)
I’m reading Revelation (CofE = satanic dragon)
I’m reading Revelation (Presbyterian = false prophet)
I’m reading Revelation (Eucharist = mark of the beast)
I’m reading Revelation (SofF = unclean spirits of 16:13)
I’m reading Revelation (my house church = New Jerusalem)
I’m reading Revelation (...no mention of Baptists?)

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

You Mystery Worshipped my church and we're not really like that, and if you attended for a few more months you would realise it.

Scarf and Dog-Collar only consecration - the pros and cons

Why I would do a much better job than Erin

I don't like commandment x - can we please get rid of it

I know this is supposed to b a Christian dscussion web site, but can anyone help me with car maintenance?

Preview post isfor whimps ( sic )

Posted by Ormo (# 4805) on :

if you are over 20 you may as well be dead

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

I don't mind the church it's God that annoys me.

Guess which Shipmates are secret lovers

British-American imperialism is paving the way for the anti-christ.

Lets design a middle east peace roadmap!

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Thread for teens - you can't post here unless you are under 20.

False economy, or why Americans can't spell.

101 things you can do with peas and beans.

What's your weekly household budget? Well, mine is less!

What country should Bush bomb next?

Do you like Kylie's bum?

Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :

why arnie will be a great governor and we should amend the connstitution so he can be president.

Posted by Ben26 (# 4201) on :

let's post personal information about shipmates we don't like!

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

I actually almost started this thread about thirty seconds ago, and then decided it might hurt some well-meaning new person who thought I meant them:

Certain Unnamed New People Who Come In, Ignore The Commandments, And Then Troll

My OP was going to consist of several lines of A's, followed by RRRGGGHHH!!! (AAAAA...AAAAAARGH!) and perhaps this smiley: [brick wall]

over and over again.

But I think it would be a bad idea for a thread.

So I mustn't.

[brick wall]

Posted by Ben26 (# 4201) on :

on the other hand, Chast, we all new which two newbies you mean..............

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Only two? I've counted more... [Waterworks]

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Counting With Chast ("VUN vunderful bear! TWO vunderful bears! THREE vunderful bears! Ha, ha, ha, ha...")

Let's All Post In Sonnets With Three-Beat Rhyme

The Bizarro Thread

Posted by ie (# 1340) on :

Advice for pissing off the hosts
as a spin off from that
Practice screwing up your UBB code here!

The recipe thread part II: Cooking with insects

Posted by coffee jim (# 3510) on :

Which Shipmates I suspect are paedophiles, and why

Posted by Gremlin (# 129) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
What parameters do you use to measure the worth of a thread? I'm curious. I've had a lot of responses in a very short time. I'm happy.

One that engenders interesting conversation, some humour, and a bit of edification in how to move on in my spiritual life.... not one that gets shut down by the hosts for being a seriously dumb thread.

Gremlin

[Devil]

Posted by Pax Romana (# 4653) on :

More really bad ideas for a new thread:

Are you a closet fundamentalist? Discuss.

What are the words to "The Vatican Rag" and what do they mean to you?

10 possible uses for discarded Jehovah's Witness tracts.

What really awful, sacrilegious act I will commit if I have to sing, play or listen to (insert name of really obnoxious hymn) one more time.

Street preachers I have known and loved.

The possiblities are endless ... unfortunately.

Pax Romana, who obviously has too much time on her hands right now.

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

Why US beer tastes like warm piss
If you're a Christian, you're no friend of mine
Yummy alligator meat recipes
My collection of pressed flora mentioned in the Bible

[ 11. August 2003, 11:37: Message edited by: Robert Miller ]

Posted by ken (# 2460) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:

Why US beer tastes like warm piss

You obviously never drank any. It tastes like cold fizzy piss.

{You really should use preview post.}

[ 11. August 2003, 12:00: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

Posted by Pax Romana (# 4653) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Robert Miller:

Why US beer tastes like warm piss

Maybe because it IS warm piss?

[Projectile]

I hate to be unpatriotic, but on the very rare occasions when I drink beer it's going to be German beer! [Yipee]

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

I just got this virus warning message, and I wanted to share it with you

I didn't check it out because it said it was so new, the virus protection sites knew nothing about it. No I didn't actually get it, but I always take these warning seriously.

Why AOL is the best ISP in the world

Posted by Ormo (# 4805) on :

If you are a christian you must pass this mail on to 20 of your closest friends, otherwise you are not a christian!

quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
I actually almost started this thread about thirty seconds ago, and then decided it might hurt some well-meaning new person who thought I meant them:

Certain Unnamed New People Who Come In, Ignore The Commandments, And Then Troll

My OP was going to consist of several lines of A's, followed by RRRGGGHHH!!! (AAAAA...AAAAAARGH!) and perhaps this smiley: over and over again.

But I think it would be a bad idea for a thread.

So I mustn't.

Is it me?? [Mad]

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

ChastMastr - you are sooooo surreal - I'm looking forward to a DC meet next year sometime [Smile]

Why HTML is better than UBB
I love my hamster (agape you understand)
Who's your favourite Pope
Cricket (a user's guide for USians)
My favourite stains¹

1 - not saints now y'hear

Posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf (# 2252) on :

We don't talk enough about gay issues on the Ship.

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Robert Miller - you reminded me that we really shouldn't have :

Why Neoworks was so much better than UBB

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ormo:
Is it me??

NO. Trust me, you'd know, as all the posters in question were jumped upon, and rightly so, by Hosts and everyone else. [Big Grin]

But DANG, there were a lot of them for a few days last week. [Eek!]

Bad thread idea: U ALL SUK or anything rude with crappy spelling in the title.

Indeed, apart from very rare cases, NE THR34D L1K3 TH15 1 just on general principle...

David
teh l33t tr33t th4t'5 g00d 2 33t

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

.-.././-/... .--./---/.../- ../-/ --/---/.-./.../. !

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
.-.././-/... .--./---/.../- ../-/ --/---/.-./.../. !

That's ".-.././-/... .--./---/.../- .. -. --/---/.-./.../.," I'll have you know! [Mad]

Let's all correct each other's spelling and grammar in Morse, binary, and similar things!

What's your post count? Post as if it's the year you're in!

David
extremely silly

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

I have no theological problems with homosexuals, I just don't like them.

Other than the odd insult, what has Erin ever done for the Ship?

God hates ugly people

Papal sweepstakes- guess which day John Paul II finally dies.

Cardinal Ratzinger is my hero and the future Pope

My kitten would make a good bishop, she looks so lovely in robes and a collar.

Posted by TheGreenT (# 3571) on :

(tee hee - i saw the last post on recent threads without reading the title .... and came to look! [Big Grin]

)

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :

Microsoft ROCKS and LINUX SUCKS!kill the penguin

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

How the Ship Changed My Life, or, Why I Now Hate Gays, Evangelicals, and the Welsh.

Alien abductions - let's compare experiences!

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

At Christmas:

Why Scrooge Was Right: The Surplus Population

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

sorry for accidental double, now triple, post.

And to add:
Infralapsarianism v's supralapsarianism and the edifice of hypercalvinism.

Posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf (# 2252) on :

Bad Ideas for Threads

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

Flame Academy

Eight people who have never posted on the Ship are trained in the noble art of flaming by masters such as Tomb, RooK, and pyx_e. Each week one is eliminated by vote. The winner gets to become a hellhost. If he/she can survive the final challenge, that is: a no-holds-barred fight with Erin.

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

Did Egyptians invent Catholicism?

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

Did the Catholic Church invent Islam, Communism, and Hitler?

Wait, I think Jack Chick's done that one already.

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

Jack Spong is really a nice orthodox young man once you get to know him.

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

Jack Chick is really a nice young man once you get to know him.

Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :

"Pictorial Survey of All Kilt-Wearing Shipmates (With Ratings)"

Oh - sorry - wrong thread... That could be a good topic if handled correctly.

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

[Killing me]

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

quote:
Originally posted by junior fool:
sorry for accidental double, now triple, post.

And to add:
Infralapsarianism v's supralapsarianism and the edifice of hypercalvinism.

Nothing wrong with that Junior Fool - have you never read B B Warfield's book "The Plan of Salvation".

Transubstantiation - Cannibalism in disguise
Have you ever urinated in the communion cup
Paying your tithes - why a tenth is never good enough
Icons - why are they always drawn so badly?

Posted by Willyburger (# 658) on :

Charles Manson: The Misunderstood Prophet

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
"Pictorial Survey of All Kilt-Wearing Shipmates (With Ratings)"

Oh - sorry - wrong thread... That could be a good topic if handled correctly.

Wanting this thread severely [Yipee]

Posted by heathen mama (# 3767) on :

Why do Mormons dress like retards?

The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg

101 examples of FUN Southern Baptist Weddings

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Jack Spong is really Jack Chick.

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
Jack Spong is really Jack Chick.

I just knew there was a connection. I just knew it! [Help]

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
How the Ship Changed My Life, or, Why I Now Hate Gays, Evangelicals, and the Welsh.

BWAH!

Everything Phlegmish-A cookbook for Hell

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

Lok hoe baad my spelin can bee if a reely trie

Posted by Jimi Kendricks (# 3274) on :

quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:
The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg

I was in a baptist church last week. The pastor was recommending some bible reading notes, one of which was bible reading notes for teens - in Txt Msg format. Aarg. I nearly puked on the spot. Or rather, Pukd On D Spt. I'm sure the three teenagers were queueing up afterwards - for the door.

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :

American spelling and punctuation - why it is wrong.

How [B]to{i] mess[/i]

quote:
up{b]

code:
code

[u]compλetely[/u].

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Game : what's the next letter?

I will start with a letter. You have to guess what the next letter in the alphabet is. I will start with A

Writing viruses gives me a sense of power

Erin you're a complete Sh!thead

In another thread Erin called me a "useless pile of rotting dung, that my mother should have swallowed but it probably made her gag too". I don't think this shows the spirit of Christian Love that I expected around here.

Everywhere I go, it seems that someone feels a need to insult me. I had hoped that this place might be more tolerant, but no. The same as always. Well I'm off. That'll teach you.

But maybe we've had that one ....

Posted by The Lurker (# 1384) on :

quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:

The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg

Didn't Simon do this?

Calling Arius to Hell

Go on, Freggy, you know you want to...

[ 14. August 2003, 12:37: Message edited by: The Lurker ]

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

On T & T:

Hagrid in a Speedo; or, My Very Favourite Harry Potter Slash Fiction

(Any erotic story thread involving ShipMates, as well)
---------------
Why Don't The English Know How To Speak?*

Why Don't The Americans Know How To Speak?

Why Don't [insert country, ethnic group, etc. here] Know How To Speak?

Wie Dont [etc.] Knoe Hwo To Speek? It iS Teh Stup1d! (either ironic or, disturbingly, genuinely oblivious to the irony)

David
* with apologies to Henry Higgins

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

It isn't big and it isn't clever

A very personal debate about IntellectByProxys personal endowmnets.
[Eek!]

Posted by Robert Miller (# 1459) on :

My guide to church authority - no-one elses is valid
Why can't Rev Paisley and Pope John Paul 2 just be friends
My private hell and why you are all making it worse
What to do with the collection money once you've stolen it

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

(In Styx) Web design: suggestions for improvements to the boards
(In Heaven) Ile effing sware if I effing wont.
(In Purgatory) Homosexuality in Palestine: yes or no?
(In Hell) I started this thread to ask why you are picking on my friend.
(In All Saints) Gay meet, for gay shipmates only!

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

The blackouts are only the beginnings of God's endtime judgements on heathern Northeasterners and godless Canadians!

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

A heavenly counterpart to this thread :

Good ideas for threads

And on the blackout theme

Are you shipmates caught in the blackout OK? Post here and we will know

- cos they would power their computers how exactly? Not that I don't wish all blacked-out shipmates well.

Posted by ChrisT (# 62) on :

Abuse in the Catholic Church: A Beginners Guide (warning: likely spoilers)

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

The entire Bible in one post, for the benefit of you godless heathen who refuse to read it.

Posted by Luke (# 306) on :

Mormonism is the thinking man's religion

or

Surely all those Mormons can’t be wrong!

Posted by skielight (# 4836) on :

Pope Idol

The most repulsive way I can think of eating mashed potato

This thread is completely unnecessary: if you read the Bible from cover to cover you'll already know the point I was thinking of making.

If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it (or any variation thereof)

What Did Jesus Eat? The Weightloss Plan that REALLY Works! (I've actually seen a book with this title)

Thank the Lord for HIV

Game: let's see how many hours we can stay online at SoF without eating, drinking, sleeping or soiling ourselves.

In Kerygmania: Lot was a child-abusing scumbag. Discuss.

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

quote:
Originally posted by skielight:
Pope Idol

Dear God, I'm sorry but the first thing in my mind when I saw this was Billy Idol wearing the funny hat... [Killing me]

Posted by tomb . (# 174) on :

Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.

Posted by Qlib (# 43) on :

Am I the only one who thinks that...

quote:
Originally posted by skielight:
If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it

...is a fucking ace idea for a thread?

Posted by Amorya (# 2652) on :

quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.

Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!

Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :

Why I Know More About Another Country's Politics Than the Shipmates Living There.

Posted by tomb . (# 174) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Amorya:

quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!

Don't dare me to do anything, or you'll regret it. Actually, I'm more tempted to close this thread and let you lot go back to spanking the monkey.

Posted by ChrisT (# 62) on :

I'm starting this thread for no other reason than this board is piss-poor-boring at the moment

Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :

Thanks, Chris. This was one of my favorite, funniest threads of all time.

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

Naughty Nuns

What's groovy when you come across it in worship?

Baptiphobia

We will now discuss tat that is so obscure, only Anglocatholics will have any frikkin idea what we're talking about. in Mystery Worshipper, of course. (Actually I love threads like that. [Big Grin]

)

Posted by Sarkycow (# 1012) on :

What I learnt at christian summer camp.

Let's cut the crap - you are all wrong.

I have an essay to write, who wants to help?

Posted by Ben26 (# 4201) on :

Why every single person who thinks there might be a god is a total fascist

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

Liturgical uses of toe cheese, dried sweat, belly-button fluff and nasal emmisions.

[I must be tired today.]

[ 26. September 2003, 14:21: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]

Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :

i was actually thinking of starting this one for the gross-out value, but i decided i'd better not:

who wants to see the video of the huge abcess on my cats face being lanced and all the pus oozing out?

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Well, Nicole, that'll keep the thread from being sent to Heaven for sure. [Eek!]

Game: Gross-Out Contest

ShipMate Webcams: Uncensored!

David
glad your cat is better, though

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!

Shipmeet - anyone interested in meeting underwater?

Interesting Collections - does anyone else collect sticky price labels from supermarkets or bus tickets?

Teabag Competition - how many cups can you make from one teabag and which blend goes furthest?

Alternative Uses for Marmite

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 3631) on :

I would have thought that "Have you ever eaten tofu?" would be a totally ludicrous idea for a thread.

But to date it's gone two pages and 64 posts. So what the hell do I know?

Posted by The Rogue (# 2275) on :

What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

"The Sun Also Rises", Rogue.

Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :

Not Lady Chatterley's Lover?

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

No. Portnoy's Complaint.

Posted by Cranmer's baggage (# 4937) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!

Are you sure this thread isn't already running under an alias? [Biased]

Posted by Kenwritez (# 3238) on :

As posted by RooK: "Presleytarian and her fat ass."

You'd need a sponge to pick him up afterward. The horror! The horror!

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
No. Portnoy's Complaint.

Would put a positive spin on the situation...

Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on :

I know all about those Muslims. (I saw Paula Abdul perform once.)

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Today I Consign to Purgatory -- for intellectual questions one wants to give a cursory nod to, but not actually discuss or anything...

Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :

And in the same vein...

Today I Consign to All Saints For anyone you would like to be done to death with group hugs.

Today I Consign to Mystery Worshipper for anyone you would like to be done to death with poisoned incense, which would be a lovely Jacobean way to go.

Today I Consign to Small Fire for anyone you would like to be made the subject of a small but immensely meaningful and intellectualised worship happening...

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

Why fascist bigots such as yourself will be second class citizens in the New World Order.

To heck with the Methodists and Calvinists. I want more Popery in the CofE!

Send the primates back to the zoo!

Posted by Divine Outlaw-Dwarf (# 2252) on :

Which new apprentice is a M******ike sock-puppet?

Posted by Georgia (# 4875) on :

My christian experience and why yours is deception

Posted by junior fool (# 4438) on :

Today I consign to Kergymania: a more polite way of saying about a topic "see, the Bible agrees with me"

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

A thread using as many of the temporarily-forbidden words as humanly possible, including but not limited to, "M******ike," "ho*******lity," "***," "A******nism," "kn*ckers," "kn*ckers," and "S*****ni," in accordance with the prophecy

David
Semprini

Posted by The Black Labrador (# 3098) on :

Do alligators go soft after 10,000 posts?

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Black Labrador:
Do alligators go soft after 10,000 posts?

I'm starting another Gene Robinson thread just to annoy Erin.

very bad idea that.

Posted by Erin (# 2) on :

Because the 26 threads in Purgatory and Hell that talk about gay bishops simply are not enough.

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
Because the 26 threads in Purgatory and Hell that talk about gay bishops simply are not enough.

This is thread #27 on you-know-what.

[Biased]

Posted by Tenebrae Tenebrae (# 5137) on :

The Bible Says™ you're wrong!

Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on :

Mark the Punk thinks there may be some Christians in ECUSA

Posted by MarkthePunk (# 683) on :

[Big Grin]

Very good, M.M.

By the way, is Tenebrae Tenebrae any relation?

Posted by The Bede's American Successor (# 5042) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Rogue:
What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?

Goodbye, Columbus

Posted by Chris (# 111) on :

Is my hamster gay?

[Edited for spelling. Yes, one of those four words.]

[ 11. November 2003, 03:59: Message edited by: Chris ]

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