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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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Doubles are good triples even better. I will kick off with:
9.30 9 Aug in Purg,
The purpose of sex ........
When no-one comes.
P
[ 13. February 2013, 04:33: Message buggered about with by: Ariston ]
Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on
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Main board at this time...
All a ghastly plot
The Good Old Samaritan.
(Ha! can't trust them Samaritans one inch)
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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Hee hee, main board at the moment
Anti-catholicism in
Mother Theresa
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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and in Hell
Three brown turds, three brown turds ....
Oh, I had that, only worse!
Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on
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main board again....
When no one comes
Equine Commuting
(So that's why horsey people always have a smile on their faces!)
Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on
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main board...
Anti-Catholicism in...
Directions for Pianists/Organists
Ah you will find them here
Posted by angelfish (# 8884) on
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The Good old Samaritan...
Oh no, it's Selwyn Froggett...
At last, we know his name!
(edit for code)
[ 09. August 2005, 20:41: Message edited by: Gremlin ]
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on
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Three brown turds, three brown turds
Equine Commuting
Ah, I get it, dog walking on a higher level.
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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In Heaven...
Sign here, Dick Head!
Say it nicely
Posted by sundog (# 8916) on
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From the Main Page:
Ecumenism gone wrong -
The priest in the mosque
All a ghastly plot
Posted by Roseofsharon (# 9657) on
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The Circus, at the moment.
What's Your Blues Name?
Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggatt.
Posted by Grits (# 4169) on
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"Today's Active Threads" page"
Christening or Baptism?
Confess here
----------------------
The Purpose of Sex...
Marry an American!
----------------------
The Burden of God
Greenbelt '05
Posted by Roseofsharon (# 9657) on
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This thread at this moment
Name Your Band
Theological Games
What's their kind of music, I wonder.
Posted by sundog (# 8916) on
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Main page again:
Big Brother 6...
Said to be gay
Sing of a girl in the...
Canon of Scripture
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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Special interest discussion on main page:
Sing of a Girl in
The Canon of Scripture
"Your hair is like a flock of goats, cavorting down Mount Gilead. .....
...... Your breasts are like towers ...
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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Main board:
Bunny shagger
Job search support
I should think you'd need it
Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on
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Main again...
New secrets of the
Saints Feasts and Festivals
Or the return of Holy Blood, Holy Grail
[ 12. August 2005, 07:18: Message edited by: Goodric ]
Posted by sundog (# 8916) on
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New New Communion
Intergalactic Eucharist
Posted by sundog (# 8916) on
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Water water everywhere
Baptising households
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
sundog.
U.K'ers concept of...
Hillsong
The Hills are once again alive with the sound of Julie Andrews?
<from main page>
[ 13. August 2005, 12:18: Message edited by: dolphy ]
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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In the Styx:
Hyphens
Another reason to give kudos to the Ship
Wow! The Ship does hyphens - I'm impressed!
Posted by seasick (# 48) on
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Turning out the idiot's
Understandings of the atonement
<from the main page>
Posted by Roseofsharon (# 9657) on
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In 'Heaven' at the moment:
Marry an American!
Plonker
Posted by Pânts (# 4487) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Roseofsharon:
In 'Heaven' at the moment:
Marry an American!
Plonker
There's a lot of them out there. ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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In Purgatory -
The proper use of consecrated spaces and objects
Designer Vaginas
brings out the ol' goddess-worshipper in me.
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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/tangent alert
quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
Three brown turds, three brown turds
Equine Commuting
Ah, I get it, dog walking on a higher level.
I thought their turds were green...
Selwyn Frogett was a comic plumber who did no one any favours last I checked. I had to look at this thread as it's so unusual for Pyx_e to travel sideways and condescend to pay us a little visit over here. It's just too clever by half! I wish I could do something on topic...
/end tangent
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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From BB home:
Designer Vaginas
Calling Jahdo to Hell
Dear God! They talk?!? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
In Kerygmania:
A hostly reminder -- everyone please read
1 Corinthians 11:3
Ooh, glad for the reminder. I stopped right at 11:2 and forgot to read verse 3!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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in Purg:
Designer vaginas:
The proper use of consecrated spaces and objects
What has happened to the post evangelicals?
Sacrifice.
[ 17. August 2005, 04:38: Message edited by: Mousethief ]
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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In Heaven:
Up and down in Church -- with Viagra
Things I learned the hard way.
Speling korekted
[ 26. August 2005, 17:26: Message edited by: Balaam ]
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on
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Your suggestions for...
The liturgically correct...
Sex before marriage...
Posted by Hazey Jane (# 8754) on
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Obsessed with sex? Unnecessary Knee Pain? Then you need the Acme SoF Cure-all Tonic™
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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or adopt a more missionary position.
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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A nice little one currently playing in Purg:
What are Anglican deacons for?
Proclaimers of Good News
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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I question the heavenliness of this combo seen in Heaven:
Bedroom matters:
What can I do in Paris for free?
Um... bring your own date?
And in Purg:
What are Anglican deacons for?
Unnecessary knee pain?
Here in the U.S., we have transitional deacons, who, their sights set on the priesthood, sometimes think this extra step is a bit of a pain elsewhere.
From Hell:
Bunny shagger
Charge!!!!!
Is it wise to encourage that sort of thing?
Posted by JillieRose (# 9588) on
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In Purg:
Biblical Disaster
England ends at Watford Junction!
In Hell:
Make some money out of your body
Heat
Quite.
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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If Hell and Purg we listed hte other way around, we could be seeing
Men Traumatized by...Designer Vaginas
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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To whom will God show mercy?
Designer Vaginas
Better call my surgeon quick, then.
Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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On the Road to Doom
What should Gordon do?
P
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on
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Unnecessary Knee-Pain ?
I'm walking on sunshine
finally, there is a cure!
<missed the ? out >
[ 05. September 2005, 15:24: Message edited by: dolphy ]
Posted by Hazey Jane (# 8754) on
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Before having kids...
Confess Here
And then you are free to procreate without guilt.
[ 15. September 2005, 11:54: Message edited by: Hazey Jane ]
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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currently in Purg:
What positive 'stuff' did the Reformation destroy?
Pornography
Posted by Pob (# 8009) on
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Currently on Boards Home:
Before having kids...
Pornography
Once you've got them, though, clean up your act...
Posted by ReginaShoe (# 4076) on
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Currently on boards home:
Today I consign to...
Slovenia
Hey, it's a rather nice place! How do I get consigned there?
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on
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Two in a row on the main board:
Firefly/Serenity (potential...
verbal abuse.
Perhaps I'll skip that one, then.
The passion of the...
multimedia projectors.
Sometimes perhaps too much of a passion?
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on
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This is the Gospel...
A decent set of daily...
Ten tops it
Amen brother
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on
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Another threesome on the Boards main page -
weird and wonderful
County boundaries and
Papal Infallibility
Didn't know the Pope was behind the Local Authorities Act of 1974.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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I have found the Holy Perceptions of government.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Plant a $100 St George Cross on No Cal Beermeet
Yes indeed, operators are standing by! Before midnight tonight.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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and one in Heaven
I have found the Holy Grail and it's goodnight from him
Eschatology!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Christians celebrating
Proposed Indiana fertility
To be a parent (Foolhearty)
Inconceivable!
Posted by Newman's Own (# 420) on
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(I know, these are not the best - but I can't sleep so I dropped in...)
Purgatory:
Are Americans anti-intellectual?
Hey Vicar dude, wassup?
What's so special about breasts?
Ecclesiantics:
Roman Novus Ordo in Anglo Catholic Churches
Mass - Communion - what's the difference?
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Change your name? Esmeralda
So that they may be all Back-to-Front.
That would be Aldaresme then.
("When shall we see again the mallorn bloom in the fields of Aldaresme? Never again, for we are Elves and doomed to pass out of the sight of Men and into the land of Numenor, where you cannot get a decent haircut.")
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Calling for Jesus at Tin Tabernacles
Is the Truth out there?
Ten tops it
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on
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What to do in San Jose?
Pornography
Oh dear, looks like the San Jose tourist board need to work harder ...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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The whole Community Discussion section right now:
PopTarts or pickles?
Fundamentalism and proposed Indiana fertility calling Chicago Shipmates!
I'm not sure what it means but it makes a horrible kind of near-sense.
Posted by Pânts (# 999) on
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Whats the point of webcams... pornography.
That's telling you.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Well as God said to the Bishop of Sydney
Lee Abbey or... a problem in the convent.
A fairly straightforward choice I'd have thought.
Posted by Corpus cani (# 1663) on
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Purgatory:
Vatican investigation of US seminaries Pornography
Hmmm, Naughty Nuns and Virgin Vicars Weekly.
Heaven:
Olaf eats around the world poptarts or pickles
Not a very adventurous moose then.
Cc
Posted by Joyfulsoul (# 4652) on
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A problem in the covenant...tin tabernacles
Yes, that would be a problem.
theological reasons... haiku chain
Elaborate please?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Well as God said to me t'other day...
Hey Vicar dude, wassup?
God is a lot looser than I've been led to believe.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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I don't want to hear
Caring for aged relatives
A problem in the convent
Get thee to a nunnery, Mother!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Host and Administrator Pânts --
Hallowe'en Costumes
I didn't realize they had a dress code!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Whoever is without Cottas and Candles
is in a low church.
Posted by Corpus cani (# 1663) on
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You just KNOW the Communists are taking over when... The Bishop of Sydney has another brainstorm!
Cc
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Is anyone else following Chastmastr? Arrest warrant issued for Campbellite!
What have those two been up to? ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Host and Administrator Pânts --
Hallowe'en Costumes
I didn't realize they had a dress code!
Oooh ooh, I want to wear the Host and Administrator Pants for Hallowe'en!! Can I??
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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You just KNOW the Communists are taking over when... Phillip Pulman can kiss my natural beige behind
Would that be because in a capitalist system, he couldn't afford the fee?
How do you deconsecrate a church? psalmody in the mass
Is this a Christian version of "books that defile the hands"?
Adam's companion praying to win the lottery
...so they can move out of that hellhole Eden!
Terrible tat facing God at freestanding altars
Sometimes well-meaning donors (of vestments and altars) just have no taste... But God, being God, shows up anyway. ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Are you still with whoever is without Boy Bishops
I know about those who are with whoever is without girl bishops, but boys are not often controversial.
Regional customs about Christian Activism
In Canada, we always protest politely.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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You have two cows...
How do you spend your time?
Counting them?
Trying to (get them to) make more?
Trying to find ways to answer this question without going straight for the obvious gutter?
Posted by Newman's Own (# 420) on
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Though I far favour the witty over the gruesome, I did rather shudder at:
How long would it take to find your dead body?
Iraq's future
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Today I consign to October Prayer Requests Whoever is without Blessed Sacrament Webcam
[ 22. October 2005, 23:03: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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Episcopalians and Lutherans
What's the difference.
Good question. Y'all look the same to me.
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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And from Dead Horses ...
What is Sex?
Roman and Eastern Table Fellowship
Goodness. They both sound a lot more exciting than I'd been led to believe.
[ 23. October 2005, 04:09: Message edited by: Left at the Altar ]
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Children Mauled By
Famous Last Posts
See, The Circus is a threat!
(Of course, I'm doing my bit to up the danger, since as soon as I post, the kids will be doubly mauled, by Famous Consecutive Posts!)
Posted by mr_ricarno (# 6064) on
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Children Mauled by...
Priestly Genitalia.
I really hope not...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Whoever is without...
Church versions of...
Jesus and the Canaanite...
Tomorrow's Top Ten
Is probably better off!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Appendages of Bishops
Pondering Pilate and
Conspiracy theory
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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Whoever is without ... appendages of bishops
... will have to make do with appendages of lesser souls.
Does Iran really want
Fossie the newbie
Depends. Does she look good in black?
[ 28. October 2005, 08:08: Message edited by: Left at the Altar ]
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
And from Dead Horses ...
What is Sex?
Roman and Eastern Table Fellowship
Goodness. They both sound a lot more exciting than I'd been led to believe.
Well, just imagine those two kissing and making up after how many centuries?!?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Today I consign to October Prayer Requests Whoever is without Blessed Sacrament Webcam
Once I prayed 'cause I had no Blessed Sacrament Webcam, 'till I met a man who had no computer. ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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"Spiritual Growth"
Ask God for a payrise
That would be the Wealth and Prosperity gospel, right?
Posted by snowgoose (# 4394) on
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On the main board:
First they came for
Splosh in San Jose
Posted by Joyfulsoul (# 4652) on
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Vicar stabbed in London
First they came for...
Shipmates Expecting
More news at 8 - when you expect it.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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At what point does Mousethief
Calling Mousethief Mousethief
...get redundant?
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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doppelgangers Addictions to children's Co-Mission Ordinations
I'm sure that's somehow related to the Twin Paradox!
Posted by Hinematov (# 4766) on
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Calling the Orthodox
How Far
OK, not that funny, but I wanted to play.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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What is tat?
The knitting and crochet thread
So that's where it comes from!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Brit Food Comes to Male and female humour?
Pat Robertson is at aj in Glasgow
Now the Silence
What do we do with Famous Last Posts, Homosexuality and Christianity
Almost the entire front page.
The answer to the last one is self-referential - Dead Horses!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Followed directly by
Brit Food Comes to Capital Punishment
which seems really strong, even for often distained British cooking!
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Styx
Knitting and Crochet thread Supporting the Ship
Purg
The difference between sin and evil Use of Old Catholic Bishops in the CofE
Posted by Gildas ap Caius (# 10470) on
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Uh-oh! The "Special Interest Discussion" just listed the following:
This is in the Bible...
Four Truths and a Lie
[ 19. November 2005, 05:00: Message edited by: Gildas ap Caius ]
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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on the front page..
Dear Sine....
Is it all in your head ?...
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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Core and non-core beliefs.
Is it all in your head?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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front page...
Should Christains permit Canadian Election Whining
No. Definitely not.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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All from Purg:
Missing Mass = Mortal Sin? UK to be destroyed
Personal Relationship With Christ? Huh? It's the victim's fault
Sounds like a nice Good Friday meditation, actually.
Should Christians permit other religious rituals? Capital Punishment debate
Yikes! A little toleration please!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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The Right way to sort December Prayer Requests
FIFO, perhaps?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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help me with my weekly Famous Last Posts
No, sorry, dear, you have to think of the taglines yourself.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Beat This Custard
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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How was your Midnight Human Sacrifice?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Seen in Heaven:
Look what my clever son has done
Do it yourself surgery!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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If I could tell my Clergyman'sdaughter The Da Vinci Code -...
she'd laugh herself silly.
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on
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Trimming the fat with...NonLiturgical Communion
It's that gluten-free bread - really cuts down on the carbs.
[am I doing this right - or do we need the posters names as part of the consecutive post?]
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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[I think I'm cheating a little by including a Famous Last Post format item in a FCP. But only a little cheat.]
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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MW Report 1164: St Judas Iscariot
When's the Feast of Patron? Maundy Thursday?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Trimming the Fat with... Terrible Tat
Oh, if only it were that easy!
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on
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Will God allow anyone to go to hell the easy way?
Would anyone bother to go if it was hard?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Converting, RCIA, Changing Non-liturgical Communion
In these circumstances, the non-liturgical communion will be the first to be changed!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Dear Sine, How was Forward in Perceptions of the Shipmates Expecting What to do with the Bible translations
Almost a 100-word novel on the main page!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Peter's Escape from Famous Last Posts
unfortunately only got him as far as Famous Consecutive Posts.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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TV Crushes "Middle Child"
That's what happens to us mild-mannered well-behaved middle children. We get crushed by a TV, but does anyone notice? Oh, no, not them. Not that we're complaining, we'll just set our broken bones all by ourselves. After we've responsibly swept up these bits of broken TV of course.
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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Harry Potter and the Clueless highway drivers
featuring a flying Ford Anglia
Posted by mr_ricarno (# 6064) on
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Seen on the main boards page:
Extraordinary Breastfeeding Jengie Jon MA
Now that I'm interested in...
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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They're all very nice, Weird Prophets.
Don't be put off by the dishevelled, unkempt, filthy, wild-eyed, staring appearance and the way they shout gratuitous insults about society as a whole.
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on
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Did anyone else get confused by the proximity of US Evangelicals and global warming and The Vagina Monologues and woder why there was a thread on US Vaginas and Global Warming?
No? It was just me, then.
(Backs away quietly.)
[ 18. February 2006, 11:30: Message edited by: Cusanus ]
Posted by Hinematov (# 4766) on
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Gay or Bisexual
Christian Coalition
Churches in Oxford
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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February Book Group...What's Wrong with Porn ?
too many pictures, not enough words ?
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
February Book Group...What's Wrong with Porn ?
too many pictures, not enough words ?
Or, Too many words; we only want pictures?
Depends on the group, I suppose.
Posted by Newman's Own (# 420) on
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Today in Heaven...
Favourite Quote?
Vasectomy anyone?
Posted by sparkly_h (# 7997) on
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On main boards menu now:
The Confessional. Pre-marital sex isn't...Unusual punishment
What will they confess next!
H.x
[ETA confessional bit]
[ 25. February 2006, 09:24: Message edited by: sparkly_h ]
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Whats wrong with porn?
Christians and copyright?
Style over substance?
Hallucinogenic tea in church...
Clueless highway drivers
How 'bout you just kill yourself?
Breasts in the Bible
Jealous husband appeased in Numbers
What's A Bible Study?
Weird Prophets
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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4 in a Row, in the hot place.
Today I consign to Hell
Grumpy Old Shipmates.
How 'bout you go kill yourself?
Only in private, please !
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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I quite liked:
Why are worship songs... Boopy
from Eccles
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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In Heaven:
What are you reading for Lent/Easter?
Words you don't use any more.
I'm doing some historical research...
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Inappropriate 'matiness' in church
Whats wrong with porn?
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Who may we evangelize?
Capturing bin Laden
Christian Coalition on Traditional Values
How 'bout you just kill yourself?
Only in private, please!
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Stop that asteroid
Speaking In Tongues
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Nihilism, Soviet Link to Shooting Grumpy Old Shipmates
I love conspiracy theories!
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Currently showing in Purgatory:
Missouri bill to make Christianity the state religion
Essential Christian sentence
the latter being what the state supreme court will hand down once the former is passed?
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on
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some real treasures here lately
C
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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When you see that the Divorce and Remarriage Songs to slash your Vocations and Walking Burial of the Alleluia
You think you've been reading too much James Joyce, or possibly Hunter S. Thompson
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Songs to slash ... your March Prayer Requests
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Eccles 3 in a row:
Confession ....Does anyone else love evening Masses .... If no priest be present
And then, also in Eccles:
"Rite III": An Order for Celebrating the Holy Eucharist .....Blessed Sacrament Webcam .... blessing purificators
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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How much snow? The Drift Into Ethical...
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Jack Bauer and the... Famous Consecutive... Cleft lip and palate...
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Stay tuned for scenes from next week's episode:
Jack Bauer and the Revenge of the Famous Priestly genitalia
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on
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What I like about...
Milosovic's Funeral
Is it terribly unchristian of me merely like the fact it's happening?
M
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Teaching children under 5
Decorating with books
sounds like a bad idea to me!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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What's the Holy Spirit all about?
Canturbury and the Pope.
for some reason I don't feel validated here.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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What's in a name (and will you marry me
Romeo and Juliett in 9 words - Go monkeys!
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Why God require a Web Site? The Cross Outside a midlands church has been banned, because it is advertising.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
What's in a name (and will you marry me
Romeo and Juliett in 9 words - Go monkeys!
Nice!
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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Favourite Musical Moment
Poisoned by an organ?
Seated one day at the organ,
My heart was...
CRUMP!!!
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Greatest fears - why Europe must re-arm the raptor
Stamping on your own toes.
Greater fear hath no man
Than stamping on his own toes.
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Dating outside your faith?
A doctrine I will never accept
and
Intermediary priesthood -
Why Europe must rearm
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Greek Group: Beginners A-Z
Alpha to Omega, I think you'll find.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Ashes Gospel Procession!
I know cricket is a big deal for y'all, but isn't this taking it a bit far?
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on
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Today I Consign to Wightmeet2006 - April
What has April done to deserve that?
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Front page,,, Ecclesiantics, Kerygmania and Circus.
Why are worship songs... Biblical numbers ... For Dummies
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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quote:
Christians and Trauma What are the criteria for salvation?
Pain... Suffering... Basically, you got it. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
Sorry, that was very Presbyterian...
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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What are the criteria for salvation?
Anglo-Catholicism and Women
Now that sounds much more fun...
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Today I Consign to Hell
James Blunt
Sounds about right.
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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On the Front Page:
Things I hate about...
Winfixer Infestation.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Things I Hate About Croydon 18 March.
And be sure to log on again later for the updated daily report on More Things I Hate About Croydon 19 March, Things I Absolutely Loathe And Can't Stand About Croydon 20 March, and Why I Still Live There 21 March.
Posted by ken (# 2460) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Things I Hate About Croydon 18 March.
I listed mine here
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Too good to miss triple:
Anglo-Catholicism and Women
Shunning
A doctrine I will never accept
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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And then immediately following those 3:
What are the criteria for salvation? ...... Porkie pie preaching
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on
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Church Unity or else
Slightly altered Proverbs
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on
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The old "not really bothered about going to church and all that" chestnut Shunning What are the criteria for salvation?
(and not quite sure it works without adding "of the")
Afghani Martyr
I have to stop!
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on
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"The Jesus Christ Show"
Big question - Why does God let bad things happen?
Shunning
Petitionary prayer.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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a pair
It's a crime to be Converting, RCIA, Changing 1180: St Stephen's,
You're so conservative!
and
God makes them believe Let's offend again
you're too radical!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Entertaining Orthodox Godless Marriage in Lent. what a stupid Cheltenham meet
Quite the event. I didn't get invited!
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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This one was god-given:
Dating Outside your faith? Godless marriage in church?
Posted by sparkly_h (# 7997) on
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On the main board now:
What I like about...God's ongoing interaction...
I knew this was a Christian website ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
[ETA: Woo hoo - shipmate status!]
[ 31. March 2006, 22:48: Message edited by: sparkly_h ]
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Prosecution of 10 year-old
103
Might explain a few things. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Posted by madteawoman (# 11174) on
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The paradox of the Trinity: water, science and extraordinary discovery
So we're not using 'Father, Son and Holy Spirit' anymore?
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on
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Unusual reasons for ...
British crime and punishment.
"Unusual" seems to be the norm on The Bill, which is the only British show I actually see occasionally!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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I'm offended that I had...
Sex Before Marriage
Sounds like a personal problem.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Things I Want to Know: What to do with a 3-year old Circumcision: not for Max. A Word in Your Baptist Assembly, Brighton.
And once the Baptist Assembly in Brighton has considered the matter, we can then decide what to do with Max.
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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Calling St. Jerome the Giant Cheseburger
An original, if delphic insult.
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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[Double post: my, that's sad]
Famous consecutive sex before marriage
Sounds fun.
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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Come on somebody, post one and spare my shame!
Oh. OK.
What to do with a 3 year old on a long car journey... Broadcast Church Services
Nothing like indoctrination.
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on
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Excellent thread people!
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on
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On the front page at the moment in DVC and Eccles:
Hidden code in the ... Blessed Sacrament Webcam
NO!!! The copnspiracy is proven!!
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Explaining Fact vs.
anglican services
and
How did Jesus know
A New Haiku:
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Explaining fact versus
Ecclesiastical Heraldry
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Eagle Swings--American Bloodlines of the Apostles
Is grape nehi a sacramental drink?
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Is Martha getting a ComatoseSquirrel
and would Mary like one too?
(I suppose it's one of those drinks - likely high-proof rum and hazelnut liqueur.)
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Is Martha getting a ComatoseSquirrel
and would Mary like one too?
(I suppose it's one of those drinks - likely high-proof rum and hazelnut liqueur.)
Apologies - this is an FLP!
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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What are good guidelines... Enlighten me leo
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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in Heaven
Marriage and Babies...
There are 16 in my house, how many at yours ?
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Triple one -
Today I consign to
May prayer requests
Foucault's Pendulum
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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On the front page:
The King of Tyre
F1 2006
Michelin or Bridgestone I wonder?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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An absolute gem at the top of Heaven:
Slap
David Blaine
and who hasn't wanted to?
Posted by knowfeellove (# 11298) on
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Argumentative? Not...Mousethief
Posted by Zealot en vacance (# 9795) on
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Observed yesterday in Heaven (but posted in the wrong place):
How do you pray?
Winning the lottery
Get free bonus penis!
Your shipboard persona killed my real life fantasy
Posted by madteawoman (# 11174) on
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Marriage and babies
Lessons I learned the hard way
You're telling me!
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on
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Famous consecutive
sex before marriage
Shane Warne prefers concurrent ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
[ 08. May 2006, 11:15: Message edited by: Foaming Draught ]
Posted by fight-club for the soul (# 11098) on
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Close friend buying...
Da Vinci's Painting...
Small groups in the...
Intercession of Christ:...
Close enough.
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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On the front page:
Convince me with your...
Sex Before Marriage
[ 08. May 2006, 11:28: Message edited by: Papa Smurf ]
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Views of the Diaconate
What do you do with them?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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or...
Views of the Diaconate
(un)happy drunks
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on
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In Purgatory:
The Holy Spirit said to me
What's the Point?
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on
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On the front page:
The Holy Spirit said...
A Hell of a Word!
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on
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Purgatory:
Speaking in Tongues,
The Holy Spirit said to me
What do you do with leftover frozen embryos?
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Speaking in Tongues
What's the point?
Posted by fight-club for the soul (# 11098) on
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Front page:
H. Clinton's bill -...
Today I Consign To...
May Prayer Requests
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Currently playing in Eccles:
Who owns the church?
I do
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Today I consign to Scalextric
I always use them to deliver parcels!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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I baptise this car Cain's Wife
Good for the soul perhaps, but watch out for accelerated salt damage.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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at the moment on today's latest threads, it reads:
Mc Cartneys to part who cares?
I do by Carex
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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A nice little Q&A going on in Purg:
Why evangelize?
Being a Muslim is bad for you!
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Whilst in the circus, we have:
Convince me with your outrageous prophecy as heard on TV/radio love songs.
That Terry Wogan has a lot to answer for.....
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Seen recently (I'm not posting from work, so some of these get accumulated)
What do we mean by Today I Consign To Miss Amanda in London
International courier, I think
Haven't read it, never Sung Eucharistic Prayer.......
Low church, then?
Explaining Fact vs Liturgical customary Intercession of Christ
Another Real Presence thread!
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Adverts banned for the dating agency
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Triple in the Styx:
There IS a limit on signatures
Where did my signature go?
Things I want to know, but don't need to know...
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Funny one in Limbo now...
A Christian girl's modesty
A soldiers' birthday present
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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In Eccles:
Change of Celebrant at Walsingham
Taking Jesus for a Walk
Those proddy protesters seem to have won the day!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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What do you think of heathens?
Images of God.
Posted by Corpus cani (# 1663) on
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50 good places to have...
Church sex
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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Heaven reads a bit like a barrage of annoying questions at the moment:
"How do you control your anger? Why do you drink? Are you being served? Does anyone else sail dinghies???!!!"
The dinghies question feels like a bit of a nonsequitur after the others, but it's probably the one that would make you snap and go, "Just leave me alone already!!!"
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Here in the Circus
Convince me with your outrageous prophecy
2006 Cricket Thread
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Triple in Ecc:
How are bishops (and the like) chosen?
We're given three answers
Black Dresses
Concert Masses
Awful Altars
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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Heaven is still proving fruitful...
Why do you drink?
let's invent...
50 good places to have a beer
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Remind me not to die in THIS parish:
(from Ecc.)
How do you remember and celebrate the lives of those who have sadly departed?
Wee cuppies
Awful altars
Midieval endowment of chantries
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
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From Hell:
A time to kill...
Andreas again
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Photos of Shipmates sex inside marriage
And I thought shipmeets were innocent beerfests!
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Here in the Circus
A Nu Haiku : Three Words
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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Now Playing in Purg:
Marriage Without Sex
trying to get out of it
I'm sure I'd be trying to get out of it too!
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Purg shift...
Marriage without sex
the brothers and sisters of our Lord
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
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A bumper crop on the main page just now:
Private Judgement:
"I'd rather my
June Prayer Requests
Suppresed Gospels
Roman Catholics and...
Paul and Women.
I Refuse to be offended !
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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For the obsessive compulsives amongst us
Gambling
No! No! Bad idea! Trust me on this!
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Now it's:
Photos of Shipmates Gambling
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Private Judgement:
I knew it all along
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
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Here in the Circus:
What do you think the Ship is for?
2006 Wimbledon
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Compare the Christian Adults as acolytes
I'm afraid I've never met any atheist adult acolytes to compare them to!
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
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Convince me with your outrageous prophecy...
SoF Quotes File
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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On the main board:
Compare the Christian Scandalous Behaviour. Reconciliation? What[!]
added an !
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on
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A Time to Kill
Beckett
Posted by Nicodemia (# 4756) on
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Scandalous behaviour in church the Pope on guitars
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Sick to death of the June Prayer Requests
That's ok, it's nearly July
What if Jesus had been Visiting clergy
wasn't he?
Just one book, that's What Do You Do With biblical inerrancy (Freddy)
indeed!
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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Double-header in Purg and All Saints:
Sick to death of the
Followers of Wesley?
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on
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Purgatory and Hell:
Is the time right for... Mr Cheesy
and
Today I consign to ... Goodric
Well it better not be my cheese snack!
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on
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In All Saints:
New Wine 2006
Spiked Drink
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Main page
XVIIIth Australian Requiem Mass for A Greek Group: Beginners
18 Requiems - Greek is hard, isn't it!
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Can we frustrate the
Snivelling Diptards?
I hope so!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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I'm not sure if I'm offended by...
The return of the alphabet thread
Me neither!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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OK, I've got a batch here, so indulge me please... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
On Ecclesiantics:
Pretty vestments
Chant the Lord's Prayer
If they start singing hymns, can we put the whole congregation in them?
RC rite in C of E church
Learning Ecclesial Latin
Creating Uncommon Worship
I'll say!
Then from Kerygmania:
Proof texting
geneaology of Jesus
That might be what Sts. Matthew and Luke did...
Genesis 7:1-3; why did Noah take unclean animals, and..
Paul and Women
Not sure if he had it out for Paul, or for the women...
Treasure in Fleshly Vessels
Seeking some new perspectives
Some kind of biblical porn?
And from Heaven,
Question Time comes forth
The green blade riseth.
(Gardening thread anew)
Oops, sorry, I meant to post that last one in the haiku thread!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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In Purg, right now.
Financing the CofE
It's not my fault I'm fat and broke
Problem solved, IMHO.
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on
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What is your greatest summer dream?
Do You Have Any Nude Pictures of Your Wife?
Fish. Barrel. Bazooka.
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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Heaven:
...and then he like, proposed and I was like "OMG!"
How to ensnare a mate.
Purg:
ECUSA to share Eucharist with Methodists
Only extremists go to church
All Saints:
Shipmates expecting 2006
Fertility Problems II
Kerygmania:
What does it mean to be no longer under the law?
Wealth
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on
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in All Saints:
New Wine 2006
spiked drink
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Do you have any nude women bishops in the Fiddleback?
Underneath those ecclesiastical garments, all our women bishops are nude.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Can we frustrate the will of God?
God willing.
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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SOOO true.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Right here in the Circus:
(with some punctuation/capitalization changes:)
What is the true purpose of... worst first sentences? Three words: emotional responses
I think there's a word missing, though.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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I'm not sure if I'm offended by
Three words
I wonder which 3 those would be....
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Importance of contempoary Proof texting Three words What is sex?
If you omit to proof-text these three words in a contempoary manner, you could land yourself in all kinds of embaressing misunderstandings!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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If Purgatory Works....
how does anyone ever get better in a hospital?
Morally better, or physically?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Trimming the Fat with Cremation Palls
Honey, by the time you need a cremation pall, you're beyond caring about trimming fat.
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Israel, Hezbollah and...
Political Correctness.
Posted by Calindreams (# 9147) on
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My principles your .... political correctness.
Oh no. This is just relativity gone mad!!!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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I'm ridiculously pleased about...
School Reunions
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on
:
In Purg:
What happens to us after we die?
Baptism
Really? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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A question for the conservatives or fundamentalists
What happens to us after we die?
followed very shortly with:
The source of morality
Mega-Mart
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Okay this literally made me laugh out loud.
What is ordination?
Cross Dressing for Justice
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Mystery worship demystified
Peshitta-Aramaic primacy
So much for demystification!
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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What is the true purpose of...Famous Last Posts
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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In Purg...
What is ordination?
Hell. Surprised it's not a DH? So am I
Is it really as bad as all that??
[ 27. July 2006, 11:17: Message edited by: Keren-Happuch ]
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on
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Here in the Circus...
What is the true purpose of...
The Toast Poll
Why, to sort the civilised from the heathen of course...
M
Posted by tclune (# 7959) on
:
Today in The Circus:
And the last shall be first…
Characters in search of a hero/heroine
--Tom Clune
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
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Dear well-meaning friend...
Sometimes even dying isn't enough to end an argument
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on
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What do you think of Vegetarians???
Will we see our animals again?
.......with fear and trembling.......
Sorry, Daisy - but you were delicious...
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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If you could recommend Alphabets Again
Certainly. The Cyrillic is very good. Greek is always a classic. Or perhaps Vietnamese today? And, for the fussy eater with a limited palate, the Hexadecimal offers a nice safe selection of 6 handpicked letters.
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
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I have had a puncture
I have seen a unicorn
Must've been some trip!
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on
:
From todays Purg
It's not my fault I'm fat and broke
Looks and Attractiveness
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
:
Why don't Anglo-Catholics ... take me to the river?
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
From the Heaven board:
Fascinated by low-tech shaving.
(You can just see it, can't you. Back in the Stone Age, they're holding classes: "... OK lads, welcome to Low-Tech Shaving for Beginners. First thing to do is get yourself a decent size piece of flint, chip it until it has a good edge on it, then apply to the bristles and carve away, being especially careful not to cut the throat in the process. You may wish to dunk your head in the river at intervals as this is said to make the process easier, but not too often, otherwise we'll think you're a sissy...")
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on
:
Global Warming is Jam Making.
Hear ye! Hear Ye! Beware the evils of making preserves.
Posted by Crackers & Goat Cheese (# 8783) on
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Take me to the River... Sine Nomine
Just don't tell him rivers have shores.
They don't - they have banks or levees - as Sine will insist on informing you.
In no uncertain terms.
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
:
From the Circus:
What do you do next?
Yet More Choices
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
In Eccles:
How to tie
cope on bishop's chaplain
And from Purg:
Freemasonry - why tolerate it?
Holiness of Life
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
:
I just can't get excited about
Celtic Music
I thought it was supposed to be calming, not exciting.
Posted by madteawoman (# 11174) on
:
I just can't get excited about
24 hour flight and no books
Truer words never written.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
Where did the idea of God come from?
Mega-Mart.
Blue heavenly light special on aisle 3, we have a blue heavenly light special on aisle 3.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
Where did the idea of God come from?
Mega-Mart.
Blue heavenly light special on aisle 3, we have a blue heavenly light special on aisle 3.
D***! you got here first. Oh well.
I was going to point out my lovely ideas of Satan and unicorns which I also found, while at the same time picking up some much-needed towels and motor oil.
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
:
Cheap and nourishing -Student Cookery
calling all gamers: need help choosing a joystick
Clearly, somewhere, a college student has his or her priorities straight!
How to ensnare a mate.
Celtic Music
All the chicks dig it.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Where did the idea of God come from?
It goes without saying that Michael Fish is God
Well then, it goes without saying that the idea of God came from Mr. and Mrs. Fish!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
And from Styx:
I wish to protest
The privacy of PMs
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
In Purg:
What happens to us after we die?
Baptism
Really?
Yup! Courtesy of our Mormon friends.
[flood control messed me up...]
[ 17. August 2006, 02:28: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
:
The Source of Morality
Original Sin
Umm...explain that one please, Mr. Theologian, sir?
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on
:
touch of pathos in Heaven right now:
Shattered Dreams
What to wear to a Funeral
M
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
:
On the Front page:
Why the revised common Apocrypha
At least there's some things we all agree are apochryphal!
immediately followed by
One stop to the Death of Darwinism.
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
:
X-Factor once again...
...Stupid People
says it all really
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
What would happen if the pope went senile?
Re-baptisms.
Kinda says it all, don't it?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
What would happen if the pope went senile?
Sexual sins
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
:
Favourite Christian...Horror/ Fantasy/ Sci-fi...MIracle Spring Water
What's in your baptismal font?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
Favourite Christian....
Sexual Sins
Collect all 6! Trade with your friends!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
I love Wal-Mart
It's Hitler-iffic!
bi-la kaifa.
Posted by Magnum Mysterium (# 3418) on
:
XXth AustraZealia Playpen (Gordon Cheng)
...
in good standing?
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
bi-la kaifa.
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Papa Smurf:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
bi-la kaifa.
bi-la kaifa
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
:
school as prescribing
Not Having Children?
I can see that, with some parents!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Contamination of Eucharist
History of Lutheran Worship
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
From Purg:
What is God's Plan?
Religious Pluralism
![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
:
From Hell:
to the owners of godisimaginary.com
To hell with your dangerous stunts, Gort!
I never realized Gort was an atheist!
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
From here in the Circus...
Things you never want to find in your...
Mildly silly Eucharistic Theology Quiz
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on
:
The New, Improved
Fucking Americans and their Evil Empire
Now with 20% more evil!
Posted by MSHB (# 9228) on
:
If I were God I would have ...
Our Lady's Birthday
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
:
Thou shalt not suffer Things you never want
I like this religion, sign me up!
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
Is flying sinful?
Is the pope Danish?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
:
Chocolate for the Hosts Spiritual Communion
They'll be communing in both kinds: Green & Black.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
:
WTF is the point of... Unicycle, Curious Buddhist...
Just what I was thinking.
{read the All Saints thread if you're wondering what this is about.}
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
:
A mammoth one today:
I smack and I'm ****ing Americans and Shipmates Expecting MW 1284: St Clement's Commentary on John
ITTWACWS
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
Calling Erin to Hell
It is something we don't want to see
Says who? I rather enjoy the spectacle.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
:
taking a slight liberty
Arrested for handing The Calvinist God Staten Island/NYC Modern hymn revisions
I'd think "arrested" is mild!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
In Purgatory at the moment:
Author of Evil
Alpha
Not Nicky Gumbel surely?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
Married RC Bishops
Our fault?
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on
:
What must we do to be saved?
Tag Everyone
You're it.
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on
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New improved Creation a myth
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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In Purgatory:
Oath of Allegiance
Hillary and Bro. Jerry Falwell
And so it begins...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Human non-persons
Papio, Richard Dawkins...
That's harsh!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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sorry for a self-referential double post, but
Famous Consecutive
Priestly genitalia
deserves notice.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Do you actually notice Priestly Genitalia
only when they're wearing transparent cassocks
Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 256) on
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Limbo gets sent to er...limbo?!
Limbo no more
Certainly, if you manage to do your back in!
Posted by chicklegirl (# 11741) on
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(from Heaven)
Penis for dinner?
how not to explain things to kids
Your dinner table may not be the most fortuitous venue for a discussion of the "facts of life" ...
[ 06. October 2006, 20:23: Message edited by: chicklegirl ]
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Today I consign to
Little Britain the
Bishop's Vestments
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Where is the body of Jesus?
aumbry
If you have a high view of the Real Presence, at least.
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Possibly not good form to post about oneself, but I could not help but chuckle at:
Return of the Tridentine Triple Tiara
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Glad you did, I was chuckling myself!
Posted by lazystudent (# 5172) on
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And then of course:
Tridentine Latin Mass...
(Smoke and Mirrors)
That's all it is, folks - if you can't see it, it must be just a magic trick!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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What is the most boring
Accidental copulation
I have trouble imagining that being boring!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Followed directly with
Songs that Describe
Accidental copulation
Stairway to Heaven ?
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What would happen if Jesus Christ returned to a church today?
Accidental copulation
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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So Europe Doesn't Want
Racist, fascist, crusading
Name Change Amnesty!
I don't blame them. A kinder, gentler amnesty, by all means.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What would happen if Jesus Christ returned to a church today?
Jesus Camp
Somehow....
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Family cooking horror -
Is torture always wrong?
Sounds scary...
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
What is the most boring
Accidental copulation
I have trouble imagining that being boring!
Boring - tedious, no, but:
Boring as in the Severn bore or drilling could be quite accurate.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What's going on on Mount Athos?
Daily Fatwa
That sure seems wrong.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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From Purg right now:
BBC and "Institutional Bias"
Why don't the English remember
What's going on on Mount Athos?
I doubt the average Englishman knows where Mount Athos is ... which might be the Beeb's fault, I suppose.
and
Is torture always wrong?
My Friend Fred
Yeah, Rev. Phelps is a potential counterexample
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on
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quote:
Why don't the English remember...
Just when even I had nearly managed to put it out of my mind, you people keep reminding me!
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"O Thou that changest not, abide with me....
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M
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What's going on on Mount Athos?
Liberal Guilt and Good Works
The good works, I can believe. But liberal guilt? On Mt Athos? Hmmm.
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on
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I can't believe you shag everyone
ITTWACW!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Positions on arbitrary Priestly genitalia
Specifications for shagging everyone on a Christian website.
[ 31. October 2006, 13:30: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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A bonanza morning today:
Today I Consign to
Cats and dogs
Unfairness to boys
(must be the puppydog's tails, I suppose)
and
Little Britain - The
daily offices redux
The anti-Imperialist revision of the BCP?
and
How far back does Biblical
Alphabet's back! Come,
biblical inerrancy
Easy as Alef, Bet, Gimel
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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In a similar vein:
Today I consign to
Cats and dogs
Teenage kicks
which is just cruel.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Thanksgiving for the
Global darkness at
Rosencratz
sounds a bit dodgy to me...
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on
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Right now the Boards home page reads:
I can't believe you, Saint Buddha, calling lidsave777 to hell!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Problems with organ...
So I had this dream
If you're having those kinds of dreams, I think your organ is working just fine!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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How to avoid having Car Repairs
Don't buy a Ford.
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on
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Problems with organ outings: A new form of worship.
And Australian Muslim blames eagles swings, hot incense and smoke alarms.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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THese two span two boards, but I found them pretty funny:
StyX: Problems with organ
Heaven: I want to try my hand
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on
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Problems with organ...
Public humiliation
'nuff said.
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on
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Sorry to double post, but I've just spotted in Heaven...
What do you do to a civil partnership?
Outings...
I'm guessing by the time there's a civil partnership happening, the outing part has already been taken care of...
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Possibly not good form to post about oneself, but I could not help but chuckle at:
Return of the Tridentine Triple Tiara
And now there's this:
The Investiture of the Triple Tiara ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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eeee, I'm doing this on wrong thread am I not? thought twas famous last posts. So sorry folks
Posted by Stumbling Pilgrim (# 7637) on
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My first and probably only appearance here (and resurrecting the thread to boot), but I'm in the sort of mood that makes it impossible to resist this plaintive cry in Hell:
I hate Christmas because ...
I do not want to ...
Show ID or get tazered
And I thought family rows were the biggest hazard at Christmas!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Things I hate to see adorning a church building...Phelps.
Amen to that.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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I hate Christmas because...
Can't give it up
Weak-willed whiners.
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Things I hate to see adorning a church building...Phelps.
Amen to that.
Well, if we hung him from the steeple ... ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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slightly more sophisticated than my previous...
I hate Christmas because...
STUPID computer admins
Can't give it up
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Where do we get our
questionning couplets?
Right here in the circus!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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From Purgatory:
I'm just curious...will atheism as an evangelical ideology ever exterpate religion, finally and for good?
Damn mate, with a question that cumbersome, it's gotta be more than just idle speculation.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Caffeine and today's
Archaic opening hours
Or, you can't get a decent cup of coffee after 11 pm!
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on
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things I hate to see adorning a church building
luvanddaisies
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on
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In Hell today:
"I am not a mathematician"
I thought George Bush was
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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I thought George Bush was
The ungorgivable sin
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Dammit Gwai, I was gonna post that one!
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Gwai got one of mine. But I have others...
Historicity of the Apostolic Succesion
Is it just me, or is this highly dubious?
also
Now what for Chile?
Revolution!
and
Who / What Steers the Nation?
Last Rites?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Local church, local
Lard@$$ children get
Prayer requests 2006
Now that's something you're not going to get off a slick worship DVD!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Okay, this one's kind of sick...
Evangelical Christians takeover of the US military...killing non-Christians for family entertainment.
The scary thing is, that argument could be made.
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on
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Sounding like a rather cynical monologue in Purg:
What / Who Steers the Nation?
Rule of Law???
Is it just me, or is this highly dubious?
Posted by caty the southerner (# 11996) on
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"Why not just have a siren go off? FAT-so, FAT-so, FAT-so!"
Brits are a pile of PC pansies
Actually, there is such a thing as tact...
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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In purgatory we have:
American Politics 101: Nonsense in the Schools
as well as
Old School Evangelism: Lake of Fire Burning With Brimstone; It's What I Do.
Hee hee.
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on
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Evangelicalism - why?
It's What I Do
Says it all, doesn't it?
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
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Let's see what you've got, wusses!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Things you never want to find in your...Ship of Fools Celebrity Death Pool
Your name. With points.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Children's Party Games: can the RCs provide pointless preaching?
Well, I suppose they could, but I don't think the kids would like it much.
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on
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Republican Right-Wing New Yorker
You don't say? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on
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I appear to have posted the above to the wrong thread. Ooopsy.
Sorry everyone.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Manager - you are Getting Hitched 2007
Go do a risk assessment on that!
[s'ok Papio, I posted an FCP by mistake over on the FLP, so now everything's balanced out. ]
[ 05. January 2007, 19:35: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Signs you're wearing Mary, the Ark of the avatar
Your Ship picture is veiled in blue, rather boxy, and made of acaciawood covered in gold.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Where does evil come from?
Good Turks and Bad Christians.
bi-la kaifa!
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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The answer's trinitarian; what was the question?
Please tell me something about God I don't know
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Brismeets 2007 vestment question
I know we just learned that Brisbane is higher than Sydney, but this is ridiculous!
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Little Britain... The new Bishop's Chaplain
(left out duplicate "The")
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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The Hierarchy of Swear-Words
Who are you calling
Very regrettably, that reminds me of "Derek and Clive".
[ 30. January 2007, 15:29: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
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Bad memory - what season is this?
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on
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Why should I believe--A fat southern fundamentalist.
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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Literature to change...what is sex
The pen is mightier... no, never mind
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Best ever incoming Feel Good Sermons
This little light o' Little Britain - The Lord I am not...
I'm not sure why the preach not being the light of Little Britain would make me feel good, but, that's life for you.
Posted by DaisyM (# 9098) on
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I know it's awful but I love knitting and all things crafty
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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An FLP style FCP (with posters)
So, this Christian Lamb Chopped
A Fat Southern Fundi Cod
Which has got to be the setup for a shaggy dog joke...
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Not everyone can accept Favourite breakfasts
Morning sickness has a lot to answer for.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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I know it's awful but...
Are "mistakes"...
A Fat Southern Fundi...
Thesis Support 3
Cause if so, fat southern fundies are going to have a hard time finishing their degrees.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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In Purgatory
Gambling for Christians
Usury
Compare and Contrast, as they used to say in English lessons.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Bathroom (Loo) books RC marriage blessing
for her upcoming nuptials with Fields (W.C.).
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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"The Law is not Top ten whatsits again
Oh yeah? Waddaya call them second tablets Moses got after he broke the first ones?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Reserving the Sacrament Melon balls
Use a refrigerated tabernacle, and rinse the melon baller in the piscina.
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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The gender of the Holy...Melon balls
'nuff said.
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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In heaven...
Confess! Confess! Confess!
Are you a girly man?
Recipe Thread - The Second Course
Interesting Cuisine
Feb Book Group - We need to talk about Kevin
Biblical terms for being "on the heavy side"
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Biblical terms for testosterone time
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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Lent. Still a stupid... Southwest Florida Shipmeet...
Now, I'm a happy-clappy indi - always have been, but even I know Lent's more than that, isn't it?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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I know it’s awful but
The Primates Meeting
Are Sydney Anglicans
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Are Sydney Anglicans
Prayer Requests 2007
Umm
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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The Primates Meeting John Holding Are Sydney Anglicans
Who let them into Canada!?!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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The job woes of a Postulant
No surplice?
That's usually the least of the woes.
Except in Ecclesiantics.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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From Heaven:
You know you've been at home with kids too long when...
The green blade riseth.
Hm. I would've thought any blade would do.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Return of the Fitness Mass in Venice
Drop and gimme 100 Hail Marys, you idle doges
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Can someone tell me The Gospel of John
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God, and the Word was with God...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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So then The Sue, spill NoCal Peanuts and Crackerjack
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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[quote]Originally posted by Henry Troup
So then The Sue, spill NoCal Peanuts and Crackerjack [quote]
better than spilling high calorie ones!
ETA: Of course this foolish comment had to make top of page. Editing in the quote I was responding to.
[ 27. March 2007, 22:07: Message edited by: Gwai ]
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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Romances between the...Lent 2007, pettiness...vocations and walking...Palm Sunday Services
...have got to be pretty complicated, especially when those services just won't stay put.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What should Rowan do now?
Ecumenicalism
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Ritual in the New Testament, New Year, new MC rulebook.
Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on
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There is a hell thread I just posted on which reads "What is wrong with..."
At the moment it is What is wrong with welsh dragon... sigh...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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That's an FLP - Famous Last Post. And an "own goal" at that.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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A self-referential and politically charged double post for
The commandments of
Famous Consecutive
Homosexuality and Christianity
Posted by Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras (# 11274) on
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spikey
Hymns you don't sing
--A commentary on lyrics in the NEH that Evos find objectionable.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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What's so great about coping with elderly enduring worship music?
Lots of people have to. So shut up and suffer like the rest of us.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What should Rowan do now?
Adopting a Chinese orphan
As long as he can give it a good home, of course.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Are Sydney Anglicans
Trimming the Fat with
Procession of the Oils
I feel confident that the answer to that is a solid "No!" Not even if the oils are omega-3.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Always look on the
Everlasting Sentences
That would make them everlasting, wouldn't it!
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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The Demise of Courtesy... And...
Holding hands for prayer
What is the world coming to? Harrumph.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Low Sunday
Always look on the
Crosswords
A really, really small congregation leaves the rector with time on his hands.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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If you could recommend
Things you never want
The Death of Darwinism
would be high on my list.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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At the top in Purgatory and Hell:
AntiChrist Watch
Phelps Watch
I suppose they are different, although confusion could be firgiven.
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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At the top of the main boards page:
Gordon's banning in...
Eurovision 2007
Has anyone heard Gordon sing?
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Evangelical Anglican Custard
The Curse of Ham
I asked for ham and mustard, not custard!
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Is Christianity the
Unlucky fried kitten?
Er, I don't think so...
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Canadian Primatial
Creationism Museum
Ah... which church?
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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It's hard for thee...
You're fired
but it's great for me, I'm not!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Reserved Sacrament: Lock 'Em Up!
You don't want folks mistaking those wafers for ordinary crackers, after all--think of the heretical snacking mishaps!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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A couple gems from Purgatory:
When you're hanging on by your fingernails...
Sign me up?
When the man comes around
Lock 'em up!
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on
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Yet more choices: priestly genetalia as bell ringers meet.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Vocations and Walking Lutheran "Fathers"
I thought the vagantes were all Catholic?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Mentally ill students at universities
Relying on God
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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The Purpose of the Law: Eternal Damnation for a Wank?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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eternal damnation for a wank? Roman Catholic sets an example
And this one I found on p. 2 of Purg while looking for a slightly older thread:
Tolerance of other religions: To what extent?
Baptists, Baptists, Everywhere!
Lock 'em up!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Barbeque, BBQ, barbecue
How Long Does It Take
Listen, it's worth waiting for!
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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England finally goes
Oh Canada!
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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Swap the saussages and
Priestly genatilia
[code]
[ 02. July 2007, 21:54: Message edited by: obble ]
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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You beat me to it obble - I saw that one yesterday but didn't have time to post it.
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Hazey Jane:
Obsessed with sex? Unnecessary Knee Pain? Then you need the Acme SoF Cure-all Tonic™
So that's why Max had his knee operation and can't genuflect any more.
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on
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My dream job is
Sex
ITTWACW
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on
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Here's a good set:
Eagle Swings - hot
Water Features and
Enslavement in the
Famous Consecutive
Priestly Genitalia
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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Not remotely as good as Petrified's last offering, but
Tie me to a pig and Gossip
has some appeal.
Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on
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Weird Animal Sex and Christianity and Bondage
Um, ITTWACW????
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on
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In purg. earlier I noticed the following shocking calumny:
What do RCs want? Christianity and bondage/ other practices.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Books for 8 year olds
Christianity and bondage
Honey, why don't we find you another book. Look, here's one about space exploration!
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What do RCs want?
Clerical nepotism?
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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At the moment, the front page of Heaven begins:
Weird animal sex
How often do you. . .
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on
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Our God is ...
as boring as the grave
Well, it made me laugh.
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on
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Our God is...
Not any of your business
So there!
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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I want to understand
The posture of prayer
Hurry on down to eccles - you'll learn all about every variation from year dot down there
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Time we confronted Islam?
As far as who is concerned?
Who, indeed!
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Harry Potter teaches...
Microsoft Vista
That's downright scary... is it a Microsoft marketing ploy, or just Microsoft's world domination?
Posted by fight-club for the soul (# 11098) on
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Front page:
Viewing child porn....
Priest goes ballistic
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What is Christianity anyway?
The practice that dare not speak its name
nuff said.
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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Front page...
Preaching to encourage...
"real witchcraft"
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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A few goodies in Purgatory:
First, one that calls it like it is.
Who should be a member of your church?
Confining God
Then a little cynicism --
How should we view strange and wondrous tales
Stipends and salaries for clergy
...and biblical scholars, and theologians...
And finally, one that could have been uttered by an ecstatic Teilhard de Chardin --
What's the world coming to?
Jesus' DNA
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on
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Front page:
Isn't Christianity... vaginal cosmetic surgery
Not an option I've considered, but I'm sure it could be psychoanalysed to death.
Posted by BillyPilgrim (# 9841) on
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Currently in Heaven (catch it while you can):
I'm not gay but if I were, I would fancy...
Camping.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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In the Styx:
Things I want to know, but don't need to know...
Ship stats
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What a bumper crop!
Heaven:
What's your favourite children's book, Author
August book group - "Cybergypsies" by Indra Sinha
...
From Purg:
I'm not easily offended, BUT,
Was it something I did?
...
also from Purg:
What's with marriage?
Is it belief only? or does life matter too?
...
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Natural Family Planning
Choral Professionalism
Now that's just heterosexist. Gay men can have families too!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Hell trifecta:
Vaginal cosmetic surgery: I am really offended and disgusted...for I am a self-absorbed tosser.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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One of everyone's favorite triplets has contributed to this in the Styx:
I'm not easily offended.., BUT
Should I be scared?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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In Heaven:
I'm not gay, but if I were, I would fancy...Apocryphal New Testament.
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on
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Purg + Hell on the front page
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
cover them up, please !
Posted by Mertseger (# 4534) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
Purg + Hell on the front page
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
cover them up, please !
Even better Heaven had a connector as well when I logged on:
How did you find the...
Suitable attire for...
Butt Cracks
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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I also enjoy
How did you find the suitable attire for horrible job interview
Well, I guess you may as well wear anything you want since it's going to be awful anyhows.
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on
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From Purgatory..
What's with marriage
Are they gluttons for punishment or what?
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Now playing in Hell:
Another Republican Caught with his Pants Down
Butt Cracks
The fact that these two are followed by
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery is even better.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What brought you to Christianity?
Relativism?
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Three in one:
Recipe thread, the
Men and women compelling
Comet and her acridity
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Get your motor and running, head out on the highway - Pavarotti's passing.
vroooooom!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Another Republican caught with his pants down: embarrassed to be an American?
Well, I can't say it's helped.
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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That Republican thread is providing some neat consecutive posts!
Kathy Griffin: Jesus Another Republican
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Facts nobody needs to know American Educational Traditions
Yep, them's our schools.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
Facts nobody needs to know American Educational Traditions
Yep, them's our schools.
As a proud member of the American public educational system, let me just say...
...I was coming here to post exactly that.
[ 16. September 2007, 05:20: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Front page:
For your personal security...butt cracks.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Similarly:
Satan
For your personal security and convenience
Admittedly, I omitted the question mark at the end...
[ 20. September 2007, 05:10: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Shite your priest told you to stop you wanking
You are the only one
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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How did you find the church you attend?
Quick Bible quiz
Well yes, that would test their orthodoxy...
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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The Jesus Army...Say Something Nice About Them!
Sir yes sir! They have the courage of their convictions SIR!
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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How do tobacco executives sleep at night?
Church
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on
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Who gets to be Bishop...
You are the only one
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Who will keep the church going?
The next Episcopal bishop of Chicago
Whew.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Who may confess? Satan.
Well, I guess that's a first step.
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on
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Parable of the Dishonest...
KQ07 - Knockout Quiz...
Let that be a lesson to you - Quizmaster's word is final!
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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How do we doubt?
Hedging bets
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Will we ever create Soap Operas
Pah! Will we ever stop creating them is more like it.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Which ones are OK to kill?
The next Episcopal bishop of Chicago
That's only one. Who else?
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on
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Beggars
Which ones are OK to kill?
Seems a bit Draconian to me...
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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The Demon of Scroll Lock
Dealing With Demons
So that's how you deal with them? Lock 'em up?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Who should stand? Jesus freaks and arsonists.
All righty then.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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"Buggering about with Bible section headings"
I know it says (somewhere) the first shall be last and the last shall be first, but this New Reversed Version does make it a bit difficult to find anything.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Why stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed...Jesus freaks and arsonists.
Now now, many of those are LEARNED behaviors.
[ 28. October 2007, 01:22: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Salvation by child-bearing and marriage?
Let the women be silent.
That's right. No more of this "you did this to me" crap.
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on
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Enoch was right, says...
...stupid fucking co-workers
Time to find some new colleagues, perhaps...
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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Praying to Mary and... stupid fucking co-workers
"Hail Mary, Gareth, Tracey and Big Stevo full of grace..."
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on
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What a lousy job...What's the good of...HMRC--idiots
Couldn't have said it better.
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
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Assorted ways of doing... the totally fucked... roos on the barbie.
Hmm.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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How was John the Baptist conceived? Unquenchable fire.
Dang.
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on
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I was wondering where this thread had gone. A moment ago, we had The Historicity of Yo Mama.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Bonanza on the front page:
Ancient Geek - The Missionary Atheists
Hey! Some of us geeks are believers!
Mobile Phones - The Secret Santa
Plz plz brng me 1. i'll b gd
Ok to wear rosary or Unquenchable fire - Three word story
Beads burnt. Phooey.
Unsuitable Songs? AS: Bell Ringers Meet
You need to be careful just who you let in your church tower.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Surely I'm not the only one holding my breath in anticipation of these two Circus threads lining up:
I hope that someone gets my....Mormon knickers.
They were just one thread apart awhile ago.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Evil: Where Does it Come From?....Jack Chick tracts.
Well, yeah, sort of. In little cartoon doses.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Evil: Where does it come from?
Sunday school?
Somehow I think it's been around longer than that.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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The problem of Susan, Wedding Extortion
Asked her uncle for $30,000 for lipsticks and nylons.
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Birdwatchers on land and sea, it can happen anywhere!
Indeed, those twitchers get everywhere.
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Three posts together in Hell could exlain this:
quote:
Originally posred by Autenrieth Road:
The problem of Susan, Wedding Extortion
Wedding Extortion - An apology - Gort
Looks like we've found the culprit.
[speling]
[ 07. January 2008, 14:27: Message edited by: Balaam ]
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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What every man needs
Erin
But of course.
Posted by Jon J (# 11091) on
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Sex.....We have to be alone
Better than "I have to be alone" I suppose.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Things I want to know, But I don't want to!
Make up your mind, will you?
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on
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Music Theory and Practice
What is suffering?
Posted by Jon J (# 11091) on
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What's the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist? Sex
And I thought they had professional standards.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Society of Queen Mary Gort.
Royal connections, eh?
I suppose we'll have to pay to talk to him now. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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My new hobby: vomiting Hair Today
says my cat.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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What did Jesus actually die of?
Eccentric Papal Geocentricity
but but but ... there was no Pope then.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Abandon Hope: Words to Live By
ITTWACWS.
You know, rather than a gothic one.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Sex revisited:
Is giving up something for Lent worth it?
Whatever it takes, dude. Whatever it takes.
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on
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Having Babies
Is small really beautiful?
No, but it hurts less.
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on
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There are only two
best hell put downs
But my lips are sealed...
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Castration Prayer Requests 2008
Oh my Father, if it be possible, let this cut pass away from me.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What's taken you deeper?
Denomination hopping
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Rowan Williams ate my hamster! My hamster ate Rowan Williams!
Is this one of those chicken versus egg paradoxes?
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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Another reason not to fly
Swans Necking
Definitely don't want to get in the way of that activity. Quite dangerous to be a spectator there!
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on
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From Purg:
Castro Retires
Obama, Convince me
Of course, you can't just read about it in the news like every other human being. You have to hear it from Obama...
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on
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First time with certain Christian sex shop
But not the last
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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O Canada: the Shrine...
Random Liturgical Questions
It's Lent. Shouldn't you be using a purple maple leaf?
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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It wasn't my fault...
Those d*mn Enzyte commercials
They made me do it!
Posted by Militant_Sheep (# 13444) on
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In Purgatory just now
Baby Bible Bashers
Christian sex shop?
Admittedly it'd be far funnier the other way round, but still...
[ 24. February 2008, 01:00: Message edited by: Militant_Sheep ]
Posted by Militant_Sheep (# 13444) on
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Sorry for the double post, everyone, but I just found this in Heaven:
The other half
He that pisseth on the wall
![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on
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What do you get for... The Multiverse?
Quite a lot, if you can find the right buyer.
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
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It wasn't my fault ... Genocide denial
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on
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What was wrong with calling Andrew Brown Duchess
Well for a start he didnt like it... and then.... need I go on.. I'm sure you can figure the rest.
(code)
[ 28. February 2008, 21:16: Message edited by: Chorister ]
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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Celebrity Crushes
How many are needed
I don't know that it's a matter of necessity, but rather a fact of existance.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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C'mon BLiar, send Euan New Member Thread
I'm sure if Euan joins the Ship he can find the New Member Thread on his own.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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One prayer book or
The Bible, non-stop
The eternal struggle between high and low church.
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on
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Horrible liturgical
Hey Jude
U2-charistYup, that does indeed sound pretty nasty.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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Two different main board ones ...
Embryo selection for
Be A Better Troll
Oh, Say Can You See:
Question about candles
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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And another
Embryo selection for
Female "Priests"?
Ecclesiologically fascinating
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Credit crisis - what next?
Women's World Day of Prayer
Yes, that might help.
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on
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You know you're getting
The political junkie
Only 8.5 years!?!
Is that an electoral term or a prison one?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Right here in the Circus:
Papa's gonna buy you
A nu haiku
Oooh! Big spender! Thanks, dad! Besides, you couldn't just write your own haiku, you had to buy one?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Pastors Clash Over
The Sunday Morning
Thread With No Purpose
"No, I tell you the least purposeful Sunday Morning thread is ...... ".
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What are you doing for Easter?
Dancing with the Stars
Mmm.. nice.
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on
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Hilary is going to
Santa Fe meet June
Wow, a celebrity guest?!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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A nice question-and-answer trifecta:
True God? False God?
Where is your limit?
God's purpose in marriage.
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
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Is it time again for
sex before marriage
Way too late for me ...
Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on
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Take comfort from......
naughty comet
ITTWACW!
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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The Supersizers go
Whisky thread
I guess it'll be a double then.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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The God of rape, murder, and genocide...I don't believe in God anymore.
Fair enough, if those are your only options.
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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I hope I'm not being...
Inscrutable to a non-native...
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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What music will be least embarrassing to Daughter-Unit?
Eurovision
Not sure Wogan would agree.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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The God of Murder, Rape, and Genocide: Selling Your Baby on Craigslist
All the close involvement and personal relationship, way the hell less of the love and compassion.
[ 01. June 2008, 00:54: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Holy Crap! Groceries cost a fortune! I don't believe in God anymore.
And the seeds that were sown along the path sprang up quickly...
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Should I read..
Riddley Walker
Definitely. Brilliant book.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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And somewhat more disturbingly:
What's on your kitchen table?
Riddley Walker
I really don't know how he got there...
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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And finally:
What's on your kitchen table?
Does it really matter?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Best before...throwing bishops from a plane
Um, reasoning with bishops, perhaps?
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on
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They don't teach
Mark 14:51-52
It just doesn't do to have the Sunday school kids memorizing verses like those!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Personal spiritual
Nutbars on parade!
Tell Ancient Mariner: we've found the Ship's new motto.
[ 10. June 2008, 18:21: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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from right here:
fictional connections
mensa logic riddles
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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found another one in purgatory:
Be Barren and Divide
Sex Revisited
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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oohhh - found another one (sorry, but I'm finding this quite amusing)
How to end a lesson They don't teach you that in seminary
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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You couldn't ask for a much better setup than this:
Opening Prayer in Parliament Mixing Religion and Politics
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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In Ecclesiastics:
How to End a Lesson: Liquefaction
Of textbooks? Materials? Pupils?
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Returning to traditional worship: a sign of...
Minimum wages for church workers
Yeah, those traditionalists pay peanuts.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Why in God's name was
Mousethief
Off to see the Wizard
I'm not telling.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What do you do when it is one hundred and two?
Take a hike
I think not.
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Sonnet
A New Haiku
So did they change the rules on sonnets or haikus?
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Today, I Condemn to... Chocolatiness... Extreme Altar Serving!
Bribery -- that's one way to fill the rota.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
Sonnet
A New Haiku
So did they change the rules on sonnets or haikus?
As you know, the origin of the haiku was in a contest to write a (comparatively) complex poem, of which what we know as a haiku is a small part. A similar contest might be created which joins a haiku to a sonnet. The sonnet has 14 lines, the haiku has 17 syllables. Our new poem would start with a traditional 3-line haiku, and be followed by a traditional 14-line sonnet, but the first words of each line of the 17 lines going down, read as a consecutive whole, must themselves form a haiku. Bonus points if they're the same haiku as the header.
Just a thought.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Today I Condemn to
New Member Thread
Genevieve making newbies a little welcome than usual.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Supreme Court ruling on gun possession
We're all gonna die
Pretty much.
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on
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As a Good Catholic Girl who doesn't drink much, I am perturbed by how amusing I find the current state of the Heaven board:
Liquor cabinet -- recommendations
Sex/relationships: book recommendations?
Beasts in unusual places
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What makes a good blog?
Beasts in unusual places
Well yes, that might do it...
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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All female church
Luxury
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
All female church
Luxury
Ah, but if you were there it would no longer be all female, would it?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
All female church
Luxury
Ah, but if you were there it would no longer be all female, would it?
Clearly a luxury I cannot afford.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
Sonnet
A New Haiku
So did they change the rules on sonnets or haikus?
As you know, the origin of the haiku was in a contest to write a (comparatively) complex poem, of which what we know as a haiku is a small part. A similar contest might be created which joins a haiku to a sonnet. The sonnet has 14 lines, the haiku has 17 syllables. Our new poem would start with a traditional 3-line haiku, and be followed by a traditional 14-line sonnet, but the first words of each line of the 17 lines going down, read as a consecutive whole, must themselves form a haiku. Bonus points if they're the same haiku as the header.
Just a thought.
Are you kidding? Most of us can't crank out a decent limerick.
Pearly Girly
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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But should that stop those who can from writing villanelles?
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Nobody who can write villanelles should refrain from doing so. I love villanelles, but I haven't succeeded in writing one.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Back to the topic of the thread:
There once was a girl from Orleans
It's all about sex
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Must not have been the Maid of Orleans, then.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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And back on topic:
Five words, anyone?
Your place or mine?
Well, that would be four words, actually.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How do you seek the gift of prophecy?
Initiation and Holy Communion
Nothing to add to that.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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I confess that I am a miserable sinner.
Your place or mine?
Sounds like an interesting conversation...
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Frito Bandito's Misogynistic 12 steppers
1. We admitted we were powerless over nacho-chomping harridans
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What led you to your church?
The Body of God
A rare example of incarnational evangelism?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What led you to your church?
An Orthodox Atonement
That and the voice saying "move toward the light."
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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On the board main page, now:
Schools today: good...
link discovered between...
London meets - walking
All together now
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What is the Christian response to senseless violence?
Modern mission and evangelism
We'll see if it works.
Posted by Wildfire (# 213) on
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Creative ideas for dealing with insomnia
Full orchestra or 'authentic'
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Surely I'm not the only one feeling a little disturbed by the combination of
Sexual Harassment in Public
with
Witness My Rear End
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on
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Is it time again for
Feminine submission
Funny how these things come full circle, isn't it?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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The 10 Commandments
Well, I never thought
Sex with strangers
nah - didn't make the final cut
[ 17. August 2008, 12:52: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on
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'Make me a Christian' (TV show)
Heresy of heresies, say Orthodox
In this, I feel strangely inclined to agree with them.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Why is European Christianity dying?
Heckling in Church
Says it all, really.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Scarf or stole?
History or Allegory?
Your place or mine
Decisions, decisions!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Habitually beautiful
It finally happened to me
This was, of course, in Heaven.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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I can't believe they named you....
Ooops
pretty silly name if you ask me.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Not on the Ship, but on my new Bowie album (Pinups, for a mere Ł4 at Greenbelt) the following tracks appear in succession:
Here comes the night
I wish you would
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Five Words, Anyone?
Word of the Day
What happened to the other four words?
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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'Erect' Jesus sparks Marvin the Martian
Mad Geo: I've got a Wood
This is an odd osmosis of sensation is ever I saw one, unless Mad Geo is just a sockpuppet for Marvin the Martian...
And as Mousethief opined on the FLP, TMI!
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on
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(and that was posted by Bullfrog...forgot to log out and log on again)
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on
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In our very own beloved Circus, we currently have:
I confess that I am a miserable sinner
Who am I?
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Here's another from the Circus!
Who Am I?
Knockout Quiz 2008.
That's some knockout- I don't know if I want to play.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Twilight, please get Off to see the Wizard.
(Though why Off can't see the Wizard by himself I don't know.)
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Kingdom of God within Your place or mine
Maybe if I move that bookcase into the shed, shove the coat-stand in the attic and the Choir of Seraphim squash up a bit in the kitchen, it'd fit.
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Worst situations Your place or mine?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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My first Episcopalian Delivered unto Satan
Next week, I'll be casting my net among the Exclusive Brethren.
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Origins of Religion - Pimple.
It was an "eruption" of the Holy Spirit.
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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There must be a protestant plot at work here!!!!!
Marian hymns Delivered unto Satan
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Sometimes my eyes will scan down the 'today's latest posts' page and run two thread titles together (taking, for example, the first half of one and putting it together with the second half of another). About half-way down the page my brain kicks in and I think 'Woah, what have I just read?!'
Today, I 'read':
'CofE encouraged boy to jump to death'
Surely not?! - well not immediately after trying to increase their numbers on 'Back to Church Sunday', anyway.....
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Top copper pushed out Sir Pellinore
Ian Blair muscles in on the hunt for the Questing Beast.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Tired of being the Mousethief
There must be a charitable trust somewhere that would arrange the return of the mice - anonymousely if need be.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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This thread seems to have accidentally turned into FLP instead of FCP. May I turn it back with:
Poor Peter Jensen
I'm free and he's not my leader
Did he want to be?
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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On main board
Prepacked communion
Is commercial profiteering
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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I like this game...
Worst lines in Christmas carols/songs
Henry Morgenthaler, the Order of Canada, and Abortion
Yeah, that's a rubbish carol. We try not to sing it in our church.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Meanwhile, in Purgatory we have:
Church Bullies Satan? Really?
Yes, really. The Church is there to give Old Nick a hard time.
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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From the Circus
My Church needs...
Five words, anyone ?
Can we have a whip round ? I can spare a "Jesus". Anyone else ? Can it be any five words ?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Anglican Priest says The Public is Thick
That should pack 'em in.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What is God's agenda?
Universalism.
We can only hope.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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What can I do with six limes?
Heroes series 3
So that's how they made it...
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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And again:
What is God's agenda?
Go forth and multiply!
Yes, I think Genesis 1 makes that pretty clear.
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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My church needs...
Bad Poetry Extravaganza
Or a new committee to make fresh coffee. The finance team is considering which will have a better impact on the visitors.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Should ministers clean
Poor Peter Jensen
Maybe we can get the altar guild to take him out back and hose him off?
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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Churches in crazy places.
Berlin??
Those kerazy Germans !
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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Why isn't Thomas Merton..Yerevan
He just isn't, OK.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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From the front page, Perg and Hell:
Why isn't Thomas Merton Gildas, dogwonderer, yorick, orfeo
'cos things are quite confusing enough already.
[ 16. October 2008, 12:49: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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I can't believe they named you NaNoWriMo 08
P.S. I think I'm getting FCPs and FLPs mixed up. Nasty.
[ 16. October 2008, 15:06: Message edited by: rabcpresbyterian ]
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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What is God's Agenda ? Satan ? Really ?
Well, have you ever seen them both together ? Think about it. Well, have you ?
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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Delivered unto Satan
Septuagint
Are you Mr Zebub ? I've got a parcel for Mr B.L..oh what's the point ? I've suddenly lost the will to live.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Where would this thread be without racpresbyterian?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Church Services - trying The Old Testament God
Better stories, but God comes over as a bit curmudgeonly.
[ 16. October 2008, 18:30: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Homeopathy, Is this normal police procedure?
I find more bobbies on the beat is better.
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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Well, some people are willing to try anything...
Sarah Palin. What Next ? Homeopathy
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Today I condemn to
Hampshire Meet for
Songs of Praise and
The Old Testament God
Blimey, Aled Jones, watch your backside in Aldershot!
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Cures for bad church ... Catholicism
Of course! But I guess I would say that, wouldn't I?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Walking Around the
Clerical outfitters in Rome
Sandals of redemption
2nd floor.
Helmets of Salvation - mezzanine.
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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Success! Despite...
The survey to end all surveys
Someone should tell all of those pollsters that they're just wasting their time.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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What's wrong with the
Rich and foolish
It's the futility I guess. As Jarvis Cocker so memorably remarked:
What's the point of being rich,
if you can't think what to do with it?
Cos you're so bleeding thick.
(Pulp *Mis-shapes*)
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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How can I know I'm saved ?
I have a personal relationship with Jesus
It's one view, I guess
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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From Ecclesiantics...
On the wearing of robes of Methodists
Always ask them first
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on
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The Old Testament God learning Hebrew
About time.
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on
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Hell (in the bible)(leo)
Well, there's Daniel in the lions' den, of course, but it's not Hell as such, is it?
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Rev per Minute:
Hell (in the bible)(leo)
Well, there's Daniel in the lions' den, of course, but it's not Hell as such, is it?
Sorry, taken me all day to realise this is the wrong thread
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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remember, remember...
marriage and children
Okay, okay, I'll remember!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Preaching, what should it be?
- What role does the Church have in the modern world?
- Is this unitarian or trinitarian?
- Reducing sin like losing weight?
- What is an atheist?
- Biblical perspectives on pornography
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Famous consecutive adverts on Facebook:
Women over 50
Like David Bowie?
Yes, we do. Sad, isn't it...
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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...And an interesting juxtaposition of post and sig elsewhere on this board:
quote:
9. Christopher Lee
--------------------
He works marvels for me
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Distinctive Christian Morality: Why Men Hate Going to Church.
Well, I guess there might be that to consider.
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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When would you say
Where in the world?
The options to that are nearly limitless, I'd say!
Posted by Pugin (# 57) on
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Host of the Year
Golden Asshat Award
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Why was Islamic civilisation supplanted by the West?
Jesus Camp.
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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And it's probably true!
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Why was Islamic Civilization supplanted by the West?
Pork.
.... once they got a taste of bacon, that was that!
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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On the ritual use of
Mornington Crescent
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Sacred Dance
Help it's the 1970s
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Grammar Schools - the
Simpletons
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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The Jesuits
Another threat to 'Christian free speech'?
Depends on whom you ask, obviously.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Big matey offers word for those facing sack
sacred dance
That's two words.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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The sensible (and orthodox)
Simpletons
.... are easier to handle than those we get in Purg. these days.
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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46 - too old to be
Brain-dead wankers
Perhaps true, but that doesn't stop some of our politicians.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How did Adam and Eve sin?
Strippers
I thought their problem was not taking clothes off, but putting them on?
Posted by Genevičve (# 9098) on
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Searching
Fluffy Bunnies
Would one need a warrant?
Posted by E Tiddy (# 9201) on
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Adult "Christian...
thrice betrayed
How sad...
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Ways to screw up your
2009 Birthdays, Holydays
#1 Lose Diary
#2 Lose Calendar
#3 Forget to post Birthday List at Selfridge's
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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German Pastor ordered Strippers.
Posted by JonahMan (# 12126) on
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To resurrect an old idea.....
at the moment in Purgatory we have
"Mel Gibson and annulment"
"Castration - a valid alternative?"
Seems a bit harsh, but maybe worth a try in his case?
Jonah
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What do the non-denoms have that mainliners don't?
Noah's Ark
If it's big enough for all those animals, it's big enough for a megachurch, fer shure!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Andrew comes to London
Hanging Pyx sources
An enigmatic new stage of The Plot.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How can churches attract people to want to know more about God?
Carrots and sticks.
Could you be more specific?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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But what if I don't
Just get it right!
Then you'll be kept behind until you do
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Swine Flu
Today I condemn to
Flora London Marathon
Well, I think I'll skip that event then!
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Characters at your
Discernment of a calling
Well, there's your parish priest, and your DDO, and your Bishop, and your BAP committee, and your Ship friends, and.... Yup, quite a few characters.
(Any Anglican biases in this post are entirely harmless and may be consumed as desired, as long as they are properly prepared and well-basted. Or -toasted, if you prefer.)
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Is there hope for the...
Brisbane Romans
I dunno. What do the Sydney Anglicans think?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What do denominationals have that non-D's don't?
Pirates.
Arrrr.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What's wrong with California?
Christianity and Capital Punishment
The old one-two.
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on
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You better start packing...
Sat 23rd May shipmeet
Bit late for packing now, surely?
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Not Ship posts, but last night I was hopping TV channels to get programme information and I got the following three programme titles in succession:
Come dine with me
Where eagles dare
Inside Britain's fattest man
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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You Better Start Packin
Shorts, Sandals and...
Suncream? (Umbrella for the UK-based)
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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On front page:
How Muslims see
Shoes
Down there on their feet, or in a pile by the door.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Tell me about your
Post Count Landmark
and they do, don't they.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Stop! What are you reading today?
Who wrote it? And what's it called?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Your faith journey: what you discovered
Invisible white unicorns
Posted by wehyatt (# 14250) on
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On the 20 most popular threads page:
Military bans meeting of militant church
Why not Andrew?
Apparently they did, although he claimed that he would be traveling for a couple of months.
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
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Currently in Purg:
Marriage liturgy's theology
"It's all a mistake - honest!"
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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In Heaven:
What did you do for your holidays?
Beautiful beaches for dreaming and strolling
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Purg:
How to be 'recognizably Anglican'
The Friends know best?
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Evony - control your
sex before marriage
Yes, please do, or before long we will be overrun by lots of little Evonys pitter-pattering about the place!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Yes...it's those TMI
Nice Methodist Pictures
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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[ 15. August 2009, 17:25: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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See what you've done, Mousethief - you've rendered Jahlove speechless!
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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You know you've been
Alan Turing to Get
AS: Bell Ringers Meet
Sounds like part of a current circus game
...when you look in a mirror and see yourself holding an Alan Turing mask...
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Really wishing the Kerygmania could take just the briefest of holidays from the board, so that we could enjoy:
Random Liturgical Questions...and Zombies.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Is it possible to idolize Jesus?
I doubt it
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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God told me to ...
Celebrate the death of Genevieve
Ouch!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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I know I'm getting entirely too much mileage out of one thread, but I'd still like to draw your attention to:
The 2009 Ship Of Fools Celebrity Death Pool game thing...and Zombies.
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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Yes, it's those TMI...Funerals
There are some things I'd just rather not know about the Dearly Departed.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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On the front page, first threads in Heaven and Purgatory:
Tips for fighting the
British Government
Answers on a postcard please.
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
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Here in the Circus:
You know you've been... deeply, deeply offended
(raises back of hand to forehead, dramatically) Alas, 'tis true!
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Or even:
"you know you've been taking it literally"
"Never have I ever"!
(You could make whole conversations this way....)
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Vicars who resign after
the worst Bible
Coffee in London
may be taking distaste for Fair Trade produce a bit far
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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The Book of Revelation...and Zombies.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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What's the point of
the worst Bible
To provide material for lamebrained proof-texters.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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The Book of Revelation
and Zombies
Even more wacky stuff in the conspiracy theorists favourite book.
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Sexual Advances from
Banner Lady.
(this is probably going to generate a lot of nominations for famous last post)
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
Sexual Advances from
Banner Lady.
I dread to think where she tried to stick her pole.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Did Jesus Exist?
Tricky
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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What's Your Favourite
ACORN and Prostitution
Not sure what to say to that combination.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Refugees Only Want
Michael Jackson Dead
Hardly; I think most want to go home to a peaceful country.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman
one man's saint is another man's sorceror
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Satnavs
Benny Hinn refused
All of them. Probably didn't listen to his lawyers either.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Romans 1:27... Men... Unfrocking ceremony
um, isn't that one of them Dead Horse thingies?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
St Thérčse of Lisieux.. Woo woo witchy woman
one man's saint is another man's sorceror
Isn't that the moral of the story of Joan of Arc?
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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And God the Word Was....Deeply, Deeply Offended
Uh oh! Somebody's gonna get smitten.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Women Bishops debate
Different Beliefs
Which is a more tenable objection to women bishops than genitalia.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Why did Christianity last?
Selective fundamentalism
...and I guess the dumb luck of having selected the right ones?
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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Letting "God" redderfreak
He needs permission?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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I've decided to buy
Sermons and Doctrine
No more long, coffee-fuelled, Saturday evenings then.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Mogwai joins the Daily
Mafia Meet on 6 November
i) They meet daily?
ii) Do Sine, Grits and Monkeylizard know?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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And God the Word was
Deeply Deeply Offended
Those Pharisees again, no doubt.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Purg:
Talkers vs. Thinkers
Experience of alternative lifestyle
Good advice. But I can't make heads or tails of this one:
Why did Christianity last?
"Too stupid to marry"
In Eccles:
Greeting a Hierarch
Unfrocking ceremony
I would not recommend that.
In Heaven:
It's official - 100 most beautiful words in English
Cranmer's prayer for a parking spot
(Cranmer's prayers are beautiful, but I can't imagine him going on for 100 words!)
In Keryg:
And God the Word was...
Finding a bible, picky picky picky
In the Styx:
What's up with Erin?
History of the Ship
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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I love Disney but
We have seen his star
And it is Mickey Mouse.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Eat your dog to save
Drug companies
Y'know, I think my dog might live.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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A gem in Purg:
Can we make the world a better place, or do we have to wait for God to do it?
Was the BBC right to do it?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Where do our pets go when they die?
Resurrection of the body
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on
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Resurrection of the body
Saints do unusual things
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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We have seen His star
Turn that damn camera OFF!
Wait, wait! I just wanna get one of Balthazar pointing at the star! OK, great. Melchior, you wanna squeeze in there? Good. Now, smile! Smile! C'mon it's the Messiah, ffs! OK, now let me set the timer...
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What must I do to be saved
Mark of the beast
Surely that can't be right?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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At last! The stars have aligned!
What must I do to be saved?
Eat your dog.
(I've been waiting DAYS for this one!)
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Holy Kiss - what about it?
Is talking about other people's sex lives always gossip?
I'm pretty sure a kiss of peace in church doesn't constitute a sex life.
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
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Who eats out on Christmas
Pope announces plans
I guess he's entitled to. He's busy enough that time of year to be cooking for himself.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Assume that there is no god
Does my pew need its own Bible?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say probably not.
Why bother with the Ship?
Euthanasia and self-sacrifice
What should people wear to church?
Sneakers on wires
I'm finding this difficult to picture for SO many reasons...
Democracy's dilemma?
Immortality of the soul, versus Resurrection of the dead
Why don't we settle it with a vote.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Sorry, one more:
How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday?
The path to hell is paved with good intentions
I'm sure we've all heard worse non-sequiturs from the pulpit.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How do Americans preach Christ the King Sunday?
The Conservative Evangelical Agenda
Everything looks like a nail.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Assume that there is no God
Any thoughts?
No. Nor any people to think them, nor even any matter to make people to think thoughts.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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No room at the inn?
Not tonight, Joseph
Dang. Can you put us up in the barn?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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What would get drop-outs to talk?
Raising the dead.
I imagine it might just.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What every Methodist needs to know
value of relationships that traverse religion & belief
Yes those Methodists are so insular. Need to get out more. Ride the circuit some.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Out of the old and into the...
Porridge!
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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Marching Muslims...
Come here to get your...
Parenting support...
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Heat up the coals for
Prayers of the Faithful.
has a good biblical precedent
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on
:
Mobile phones in the
Image of God...
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
Mobile phones in the
Image of God...
Is that because like God, they're incomprehensible?
Posted by Dormouse (# 5954) on
:
On Heaven, at the moment:
Lenten Recipes
How to make a Donkey
But I thought meat was off limits...
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
:
From the front page...
Heat up the coals for...no smoking support.
That's not terribly supportive, now is it?
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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What do you know about...Hyper-sensitive offense-taking....Lawyers
No answer, but it's almost worth waking up at 2am to catch that one.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Styx,
Gay Ghetto
Café now testing
Shipmates not revealing their geographical locations
Those anywhere near the Gay Ghetto
Café will be lured in by the aroma of
mochachino and we will know where they are
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
Why are we lighting Hannah's beer?
Cos Dave here promised he'd get her a flamin' pint...
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on
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A Day in the Life of
Coffee
Today, we grow, in the shade, on an organic farm.
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
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Who gets prayed for?
The Copts
Well, maybe they need it more.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
How'd you change atheists
Bullying nuns
Posted by Avila (# 15541) on
:
Encroaching Creatures
Churchgoing for Dummies
![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
Posted by Avila (# 15541) on
:
New Anglican bishop of Chelmsford
Vince Cable? ...
Checking out a new job???
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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On the front page, right now.
Decline and fall of ...
Tits
Posted by watfordpete (# 14797) on
:
Now it is
Decline and fall of...
Richard Dawkins
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on
:
As of 8.50, it's
Collective silence... Holy Spirit guidance
[ 16. April 2010, 07:52: Message edited by: Deckhand ]
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Paedo priests and hidden...
Indicators
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
This seems a bit too gloomy for Heaven:
Oh, No!
Why are we here?
Ashes to ashes
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Full immersion outside
the Gospel of John
I'm sure there's some in Matthew, and maybe Acts.
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
:
Rather worryingly at the time of printing this, the last posts in Purgatory and Hell respectively are..
What is open evangelicalism?
Killing people, good...
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
Decline and Fall of Tits.
Quick! someone fetch a Wonderbra!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Buried on page 3 of Purg:
Eternal life, then what?
Kittens and sex
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Buried on page 3 of Purg:
Eternal life, then what?
Kittens and sex
Yes, Jesus said there would be no marriage in heaven but he didn't say there'd be no sex...
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
:
Trespass long enough, and you earn the right to
Make your predictions about the new UK government here!
Only ramblers may be pundits?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Short-lived professions
Hospital Administrator
I withdraw my application.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Appropriate age of
Flag Waving in Church
About four and a half.
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
:
In a very homely homage to the recent election, we now have (in Heaven and Purgatory)
Same Plase, New Questions
UK Politics: My House...
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
:
Resurrecting this thread to observe that we now have
Back to Church Sunday Bloody Sunday in Purgatory.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Go Forth and Multiply
Spawn of Satan
While it is in the appropriate board, I am not sure I agree with the sentiment.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
Mornington Crescent ... Archbishop's Amendment
An always highly-contentious manoeuvre which was finally outlawed at the Smirnoff-Miami Vice-Convention of 1894.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Oh, this is going to be long, because there's an excellent crop right now.
In Purg:
What is so bad about 'Works Righteousness'?
Church Discipline
Quite.
Why are the tea partiers so angry?
Sexism in baby/children's clothing and toys
They do have a point there!
In Heaven:
What's smaller than it used to be?
Methodist Longevity
Which has the added bonus that it scans and rhymes! But if you prefer:
Methodist Longevity
The joy of practical skills
...such as staying alive!
It gets even better in Eccles:
Advent themed preaching
Spirits and Ghosts
What to Expect at an Ethiopian Orthodox Divine Liturgy
Daily Office (yet again)
Those Ethiopians do love the Daily Office to a fault!
Ecclesiantics videos and pictures
Changing liturgical practice and the inner life
That's why we're here. Glad we could help.
Random Liturgical Questions Requiring Minimalist Discussion
How to get the most out of the BCP?
And Keryg is equally fruitful:
What's a cross?
The Gospel of John, one verse at a time
Not a fan of the "ontological Evangelist," I see...
How are we to read the Bible?
Random Kerygmania Questions Requiring Minimalist Discussion
That is not a lens they mentioned in seminary...
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on
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Only three more to go, Churchgeek, until you reach your 5,000 post target. More power to your elbow!
[ 01. July 2010, 12:07: Message edited by: Deckhand ]
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
What is so bad about
Chicken Fuckers
Apart from the obvious you mean??
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
:
My commitment to the...
Chicken Fuckers
Host and Grandees chocolate
I'm not sure that kind of behavior should be rewarded.
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on
:
A double whammy combo of Famous last post and consecutive posts:
what's so bad about....Matt Black
Spawn of Satan ...(Matt Black)
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Who is evangelical?
Jesus, Osiris, King Arthur, millenarianism, and Penal Substitutionary Atonement
OK, those first three are ambitious, if dubious claims; the next two aren't even people.
What to expect at an Ethiopian Orthodox Divine Liturgy
The American Missal
OK, it's starting to look like in the Ethiopian Church, pretty much anything goes.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
Calling all folkies
.... but some are
Chicken fuckers
Awwww - surely not?
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on
:
I'd like to have a...Wet Kipper
Well, up to a point.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
So WTF is wrong with This Sceptred Isle
"Diddy" David Cameron hosts a new phone-in show. Call 0800-CONDEM and air your views*.
(*Daily Mail readers please note, all and any suggestions will be taken down and used as Government Policy.)
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
One large church or
a nasty swine
Strange choice, if I may say so.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Time for divorce?
What is/should be the role of the priest?
Refunding the money for pre-marital counseling?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
To Hell with your evil
Prayers of the Faithful
Did not know we had Satanic cult members aboard.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
And backwards we have
To Hell with your evil
Attitude towards penises
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
And now we have
Former Christians
To Hell with your evil
Prayers of the Faithful
Intolerance or proof of Satanists?
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Why do I get depressed...
Fuck depression
Very succint diagnosis.
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on
:
Foods I hate ... chicken or the egg.
Thou also shalt not boil a lamb in its mother's milk.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Am told that the title of Paul Simon's song "Mother and Child Reunion" is in fact the name of a chicken-and-egg dish at his favourite Chinese restaurant.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
If not Alpha, then what?
Non-trinitarianism
No middle ground then.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Defining what a theologian is
Smelling yourself
Now THAT is an inclusive definition!
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
Do you still wear a Shrunken anglophone
Tsk - Handwash Only
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on
:
Faith is a gift I have yet to receive
Experiencing the Presence
I'm sensing a theme here...
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
What is the funniest..
Climate Change News
Hardly laughing matter.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What Makes Liturgy Liturgy?
Hymn Sandwich
This is going to cause me to rethink a lot of what I once held as true.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
Dump the Transitional Papal Visit: the latest...
Down with that sort of thing
What is the funniest Labour leadership election?
(This one, probably)
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
If the Exodus didn't happen...
Would the real Pope Benedict step forward?
Hard to say.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
Cheating a bit but I can't resist:
Have we really made
Cryptic Clues (Beeswax Altar)
Out East, waste beer, axle disintegrates when a shipmate appears (7,5)
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
:
Someone is messing with my...
Different attributes...
Could it be true?
Ooh er missus!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Your biggest fear,...
New Bishop of Southwark...
Credit Cards
The interest compounds eternally.
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
:
... and then I got...
The Right to Bear Arms
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
In Heaven
I'm grateful for
Ringing the Met
If you need the police in London, it's to be recommended.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Tactless "on hold" music keeping your partner happy in church
Wow, must be a really bad sermon.
Posted by obble (# 10868) on
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If you went to Church...
After the Earthquake...
was it still there?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Things That Are Not...
Sexual Fantasy and...
Mrs. Justice Thomas
Definitely not my fantasy.
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on
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Prayers of the Faithful
Anglican Evangelical
Slain by the Spirit
It's probably not the Ave Maria...
[ 21. October 2010, 16:10: Message edited by: Organ Builder ]
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Sexual Fantasy and UK Spending Cuts
no booze, no fags, no benefits and now this
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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So, What IS Funny?
Things That Are Not Funny
This is known in philosophy as the Laugher's Paradox.
[ 22. October 2010, 17:27: Message edited by: mousethief ]
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Sexual Fantasy and HOW MUCH?!!
Ok, forget the feathers, I'll just have the chicken raw.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Liberalism is... fucking depression
Wonder what they'll call the kids?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Liberalism is ... UK Spending Cuts
Very true since Clegg, Cable, Alexander & co sold out.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Shifting the exclamation point around in All Saints gives us:
Welcome Aboard Cocaine!
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
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There's a couple of gems in Purgatory at present...
Reimagining Church
built on the foundation of the apostles and prophets
And there was me thinking that that was one way we always HAD imagined church!
However... I think the ultimate has to be
Expressing Faith in words: what works for you?
Pre-nuptial contracts and Christian marriage
I think that pairing speaks volumes on so many levels!
[ 31. October 2010, 23:03: Message edited by: matthew_dixon ]
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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I want pockets. For all the saints.
It's no good having holy habits if you've nowhere to hide a holy hanky, hymnal, harp and halo when not in use.
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
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Stewart/Colbert rallies
Must I love these people?
Don't you already?
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
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What is your big fantasy?
Shed lovers...
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
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Or on the front page:
shed lovers
Re-imagining church
All services will now take place at the bottom of gardens, where men will worship the great Lawn Mower and genuflecting to the Electric Hedge Trimmers and drinking tea, while their wives lead the responses:
(Women): "What are you doing in there? Your dinner's going cold!"
(Men): "Just a minute - we're just, er..."
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Bishop of Lewes compares
Garden manure
to the ordination of women I suppose.
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
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Do birds fly through
Garden manure
Alone on Thanksgiving
Sounds like one of those riffs on a Hemingway ending - die alone, in the rain!
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on
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Emergency! Anyone got
Religion
(on the front page)
Might be useful in such times (if a first aid kit is unavailable...)
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Should benefit claimants.... say What?
I suppose they could, but it might give them more brownie points with the assessors if they said 'Pardon?' instead.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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The Everlasting Cricket Duel: Yorick vs. IngoB
This would be a novel way to settle things.
EAT: Every cricket duel seems everlasting.
[ 18. November 2010, 15:42: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
The Everlasting Cricket Duel: Yorick vs. IngoB
This would be a novel way to settle things.
EAT: Every cricket duel seems everlasting.
I see IngoB as a devious spin bowler, with Yorick a batsman determined to belt him all round the ground.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Do you really not know Fat people are harder?
Really, would have thought they would be softer...
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on
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I Don't Intend on Tolerating
Being treated like a cretin in shops
Would you?
[ 22. November 2010, 19:50: Message edited by: Leaf ]
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on
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Main board at the moment:
Community Discussion has the innuendoable:
Panic! I'm running
Popery and Condoms
Big Dick
Prayers of the faithful
while Special Interest Discussion has the more theological;
Prayer Book Funeral?
Lazarus
Acro-nimble!
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on
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I don't intend on tolerating
Christmas without presents
Fair enough too all that cooking and good cheer etc one NEEDS presents to make it all worthwhile.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Rejoice, O Daughter a Michaelmas Crossword
While I enjoy a good crossword, rejoice might be a bit much.
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on
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Buckingham Palace may be interested in the current threads:
Please Fill out
The Royal Wedding
Ways to Economise
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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In Heaven
Panic! I'm running low on
Birds, birds, birds, birds!
Try cleaning the birdbath and setting out some fresh seed in the feeder.
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on
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And Heaven again with
Birds, birds, birds, birds!
Time for a cull?
[ 01. December 2010, 17:36: Message edited by: monkeylizard ]
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on
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along the same lines:
Idiots
Time for a cull?
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on
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As hosts announce a brief break in the Styx...
Hosts and administrators... Christmas romances!
And just below that, another precious pair...
Sex workers or prostitutes... That'll larn yer!
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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In Heaven tonight:
I have friends but I don't like them....Yaay for me!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Between the covers polygamy.
Well, otherwise what is the point?
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Between the covers
Lust
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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In Purg:
Out of interest how have you suffered
Christian chick-lit?
Don't blame America!
Is this prophecy?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Fucking pox-ridden Gambit shipmeet
I've heard about Shipmeets. Now I know why the Blessed Erin didn't do shipmeets.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Fucking Pox-ridden prayers of the faithful
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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in Purg:
Tea Party Abolishes Integration In Wake County, NC
Out of interest, how have you suffered?
and
Are there any laws you routinely break?
Polygamy
[ 15. January 2011, 15:45: Message edited by: joan knox ]
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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In Kerg:
Recommend me a Bible.
I've changed my mind. I think I want to kill you.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Featuring now in a Heaven near you -
"Mad Skillz" No One Else Must Ever See
Jumping the shark.
And over in Ecclesiantics a different spin on new worship movements, perhaps?
Arm cues
Resources for alt/ reflective worship
Posted by Deputy Verger (# 15876) on
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Kerygmania does what it says on the tin:
Recommend me a bible ... King James Version 400 years on...
Posted by Deputy Verger (# 15876) on
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I've got a triple... in Purg:
What is meant by a 'dead church'?
Papal Infallibility
Continuing Anglican Unity
We're doomed.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Or on a rather dark note:
What is meant by a 'dead church'?
US Representative and 6 others shot and killed in Tucson
[ 22. January 2011, 11:41: Message edited by: joan knox ]
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
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Jesus Got Evicted
. . . he's a very naughty boy.
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
Jesus Got Evicted
. . . he's a very naughty boy.
I've been waiting awhile for those two to turn up consecutively!!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating High efficiency washing
Like wasting water, do you?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Tea Party co-opting Ubuntu Hell
They might as well. Everyone else is.
High efficiency washing the colors for funerals
As long as you do not use bleach, should be fine.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What one might consider an adequate reason to leave a church
Racism, typical British humour or both?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Or, similarly,
What one might consider an adequate reason to leave a church
The Pursuit of Happiness
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Read along or recite
The Syro-Phoenician
Limitless Limericks
That'll go viral for sure
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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A new baptism liturgy? Jesus was greatly disturbed.
Can't say as I blame him, must be hard keeping them all straight after 2,000 years.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Eccles,
Look what they've done to my song! And with your spirit
Yeah, you didn't care about my song, did ya? Well, betcha do now, huh, now that your spirit is also being tinkered with. Hmph!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
And currently in Keryg:
LEVITICUS: The Bible non-stop
Where does it end?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Dishy: the 2011 recipe...
Too Sick to Be in Church?
Think I will pass on that dish, then.
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on
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In Purg:
The Return of Ruth
What is the Reason?
Officially, it's just that a couple of us Hosts are very busy and we need some backup, but could there be a more sinister plot afoot?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What conservatives really want
Atheism on purpose
And they're getting it.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Top Gear - ''acceptable sexism'' this time?
There's nothing surer....
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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I Don't Intend On Tolerating Y*nkee Doodlings
Oh, come on then! The colonials are not all bad.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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What conservatives really want:
Wisconsin teachers
Perhaps you really do always hurt the ones you love?
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on
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When book club goes horribly wrong:
Which book is this? What were we thinking?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Waitrose secretly sells Nuclear power stations
how very upmarket - our local Spar only sells sacks of coal.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Can we be honest about
Nuclear Power Stations
Why? Has anyone ever been?
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Both in Purg -
The American Constitution
what would you cut?
and...
When does temptation become a sin?
When politcal correctness calls
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Things you think are
Nuclear?
Nuclear power stations
Too obvious an answer?
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on
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A lovely pun from a combination of Dead Horses and Limbo:
The emotional toll
AS: Bell ringers meet...
For the full flavor, I prefer to read "AS" as "as."
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Rob Bell and Universalism
Time for Godzilla?
Well, I know in some quarters Bell's unpopular, but surely sending in Godzilla's a little harsh?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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When I Was a Kid I Really Wanted
Alternative Hymn Lyrics
And I still do.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Appositely in Heaven:
Did you get an E-Bacc?
Wasted Education
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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When political correctness calls...
No, St Paul, you can't be our minister
You're just too insensitive.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Jonah tells the Ninevites
Limitless Limericks
I was told to make all you lot quail
But I ended up in a whale
It wasn't no fun
In the cetaceous tum
But it makes for a rattling good tale.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Fictional Character's
Fictional Feelings
Well, that would seem to make sense...
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
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I Don't Intend on Tolerating...
Advice for Pet Owners
Damn right!
If I want to anesthesize my Snookums with Jack Daniels before trying out the Kitty Kutz Home Spay Kit from Gillette, thats my own freaking business, OK?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Books that help heal
No fly zone over Libya
Biggles Flies Undone
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Can we burn Terry Jones?
Parenting for All Ages
Are we teaching the children why it would be wrong to do this? Or how to stack the wood and proper use of kindling?
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on
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Q&A currently in Purg:
What Have Been the Contributions of Calvinism to Christian Worship?
Depression
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on
:
Trudy
''Yid Army'' - Is this chanting anti semitic?
The Revenge of the Blindingly Obvious
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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"Yid Army" - is this chanting anti-semitic?
Limitations on Free Expression
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Osama bin Laden is
Challenging Fellow
tense amendment required
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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A six year old writes a letter to God
Who has it easiest in life - men or women ?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Osama Bin Laden is
Challenging Fellow
Shipmates expecting
Royal Wedding Watching
for fear of the Jews
Limitless Limericks
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Why are weddings so expensive?
The Coming of the Holy Spirit
Everything has to be just so.
Added by iF:
Read the new rules, mt!
[ 08. May 2011, 22:24: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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FEMA stands for I am a total knobend.
Says it all really.
I know it is over. One last time, though.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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IF, can you give us a link to these new rules?
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on
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It was a H&A day thing: every post in the Circus had to include a link to picture of an alligator. Normal service has now been resumed.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How do we know God turned up in church this week?
Depression.
Sounds like somebody's in the wrong religion.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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How did you hear about sex?
Through the lens
sounds a tad like Hitchcockian voyeurism
That would be a great name for a band
Missing body parts
Heavy metal band perhaps?
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
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Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May?
How then should we dress?
Suppose it depends on whether you're expecting to be Raptured (dress as for a posh wedding?) or Left Behind (something practical - fatigues?)
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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I'd like to teach the
Sola scriptura and
Limitless Limericks
RE for Fun and Profit
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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On a similar note to QLib's:
If we were all paid the same
How then should we dress?
Definitely go with wash-and-wear.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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picking up from QLib's...with an insert in the middle for a nice triple run:
Has anyone noticed that Jesus is returning in May?
This is the freedom ride of this era
How then should we dress?
comfortably, for travelling?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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RCC to open up Sacraments to all Trinitarian believers.....what would happen?
Will the C of E become a less tolerant place?
There's a certain twisted logic here....
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Worship leaders - do we need
The Resurrected Jesus
dunno - can he play *Shine, Me, Shine*?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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A dilemma posed, then solved:
I'd like to teach the world to sing
How to teach unfamiliar songs?
Organ music.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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In Heaven:
Bad Food Club, Hands off our (protected) Cream Teas!
I would comment further, but I fear Chorister's wrath.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Archbishop Criticises
Tory Economics Again
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Lost your faith in Catholicism due to the sex abuse scandals?
No second chances
Geeze, that seems a little harsh.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Do emoticons add to
Dying
When I read this, I nearly died laughing
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Penal Substitutionary ...
Dying
A yet more extreme view of the Mystery of the Cross.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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My other car is a
Muslim for a month
After that it's back to being a tatty Renault Scenic.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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The Beatles continued
taking cats on holiday
...the real reason for the break-up of the Beatles.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Keryg:
The Church's One Foundation? Hebrew help.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In All Saints:
Help needed — in Missouri, USA
Whom shall we send? The Vocations Thread
Discerning a vocation is so much easier when you have a specific vocation in mind. Anyone feel called to full-time Misery?
[For shipmates not in the know, "misery" is an affectionately joking pronunciation of Missouri]
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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And a couple good ones in Styx:
Atheists and agnostics - why are you here?
Spam
Aw, come on. I know most are here for real community and discussion.
Café now testing pre-emptive para-penitent punishment
Um, I think I'll just have a scone please.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Why do people hate News of the World?
Fairly obvious why, I should think
Originally posted in the wrong thread.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Hiding the Hideous
New of the World
Now News Group Newspapers are doing it (by closing down the 'paper').
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
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Is it just me that finds this rather rude?
Help I've got a teenager
Taking it up the candle!
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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The perils of speed reading: I thought the following two threads (Invent your own single-issue political party Unexpectedly Christian Songs) read: 'Invent your own Christian Songs', which actually wouldn't be a bad thread title in itself.
Fridge magnets, anyone?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Recent archeological
fall
Usually you have to dig, but if the hole's there already, why not.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Presented without comment:
What are the Phelpses up to these days?
Dying
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Homophobia towards...
JohnWesleysHorse
Wouldn't that be more like bestialitiaphobia?
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on
:
Is anyone still banging . . .
News of the World?
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
A fascinating atheist-feminist...
News Of The World `
Sounds like they`ve really changed their ideological slant!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
In Hell at the moment we have the 'Glenn Beck' thread followed by the 'What the Fuck is wrong with the US Government' thread.
Might not say it all, but it says a lot.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Ireland confronts the
Children of Satan
Not the 'Whore of Babylon' this time then.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What is socialism?
Access to personal information
Geeze the things they never teach you in school.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
How do you organize
Sacramental Charismatics
The same way you herd cats.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Lawn ornaments and
Singleness
Well, depending on the ornament, that may well be the result...
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Adultery with the local Pasteur?
"Worship is supposed to be boring"
How do I untangle this?... Worship is supposed to not involve adultery with anyone, but plenty of non-adulterous activities are not boring and can be quite worshipful! Does that help?
Famine fatigue
An American success story?
![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
Sad but true.
How do you organize (around) another human being
Between the covers
OK, I clipped the second thread title.
"Penile substitutions" and other mis-read topics
Unexpectedly Christian songs
Indeed!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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How do you organize
The end of the world
You train some good Christian boys to obey orders.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
How do you organize
Women as commodities
You could revive the 'Miss World' contest?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
How do you organize
Women as commodities
You could revive the 'Miss World' contest?
Height, weight, and hair color.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Summer isn't summer without
Accusations of plagiarism
I'd think those were more likely to come during term time.
Posted by Bos Loquax (# 16602) on
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Would You Like to Swing on a Star
After the riots
But if you don't want a teacher or a tutor,
You may grow up to be a looter.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
I am a VICTIM of the Prayers of the Faithful.
Nasty prayers then, were they?
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
:
Darnit, I was about to post that one!
I just got back from Guatemala, and they have a quasi-Catholic/Mayan mashup saint, Maximon. People offer him tobacco and liquor and ask him for all sorts of stuff, lighting various colored candles to request...health, money, love, and, er, yeah, there's a black candle for Nefarious Purposes.
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Page 3 of Purg. at the moment is a mine of gems:
Bishop of Fulham
Smoking like a Christian chimney
----
Americans Elect
Me for Bishop
----
and what about...
An American Taliban? ...
Fresh Expressions
----
Oh and I nearly forgot...
Holy Medals
Women as commodities
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
:
...and on page 5 of Purg, the rather startling thought of the late...
John Stott
Stealing people's ideas
!!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Passing the Bar or
Dubious vocations
I always thought the legal profession was a dubious vocation! (YMMV)
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Don't you dare criticise
Alogon and like thinkers
Except on the Hell thread for that very purpose.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
Top questions for church Sheep
Grass?
More Grass?
Would you care for some of the grass over here?
How about some nice Holy Grass?
&c
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on
:
They arrested the evil
Decluttering support
Situation contained?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Turning to face the altar
For every season turn, turn, turn.
The priest is getting dizzy. Can he stop turning now?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What is prophecy anyway???
Shipmates who blog
I hope they don't get stoned.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
Night Owl -- Not A
Sheep
HOOT!
BAA!
See the difference?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
In Purg:
A theology for multi-faith work
Allah who?
Nope, that won't go very far.
The meaning of life
Inequality or poverty?
They were just debating that tonight, I hear (Tea Party debate...) - so which did they settle on, inequality (for all) or poverty (for some)?
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on
:
What is the TRUE stereotype
Selection of the head
Egg shaped?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Bend the minister's ear
Between the covers
Nooooo!
(admittedly, I took off the "(whatcha reading)" bit from the second thread title...)
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Inquire Within the
Dog-whistles and coded
Profanity
If it is coded, how am I to inquire?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Extremely Rude Community
Doctrine in TEC
Women bishops - sorted, gay priests - sorted. Outreach projects on the hand seem to cause problems.
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on
:
Safe from kidnapping
Is alt worship still
Admittedly you have to read it like Yoda to make sense but...
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
:
From Purg today...
Apologetics - sorry
Dog-whistles and coded conversations
...which I read to mean: "You want me to do apologetics? Sorry, no can do. I can only do dog-whistles and coded conversations."
Which is preferable I wonder?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What are you lusting after?
A sort of mental rebellion
Go for it!
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
:
In Purgatory at the moment we have...
"Church of England clergy are smug, arrogant and conceited" says Rowan
Another Dead Man Walking
I never knew that clergy resorted to murdering people who dissed them!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Currency Support
Passing the Plate
One way of looking at it.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Is ecumenicalism a bad thing?
That would be an ecumenical matter....
YES but we know what THOSE guys are going to say.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Closet Atheists
Where are they now?
Try the closet.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Does anyone believe dear Leo? Mad dogs and the Celtic.
Hardly fair to the Celtic, now is it?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Halloween in church isn't pornography subjective?
If your costume is that suggestive, perhaps you should not wear it to church.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Breaking the rules a bit.
Differentiating between Crśsos (and) misguided homicidal Stetson.
Crśsos is a properly guided homicidal?
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
:
New new mafia game …
Women's Ordination
Centrefold for Reform Magazine Conspiracy Theorists Monthly Gazeteer & Argus
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
If your costume is that suggestive, perhaps you should not wear it to church.
How suggestive is it, luv? I saw a few girls at the fall festival/Halloween Fair on the 30th, but all were appropriate. That said, I did not go to a party with my colleagues nor did I go to the local Irish pub, though I did answer the door to kids on the day and my costume of a football player complete with full-face football was well-received and scared some.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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Some things are just wrong, I tell ya:
We're doing church on Facebook tonight
Excommunication Letter
meanwhile, a test for the inclusive church:
"We are not human beings...
Permission to officiate
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Why do we sing hymns and songs in church?
Sex and power
Errr.....
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on
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In Purgatory at the moment...
What will you be remembering on Sunday?
News Ltd again
Indeed... it's never been the same since they stopped publishing the News Of The World!
Meanwhile, in Hell, or rather in Heaven itself when Dolly finds Johnny up there...
What will God say to Dolly Parton?
Put that cash back. It's illegal here.
[ 08. November 2011, 23:20: Message edited by: matthew_dixon ]
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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If they took away the music, what would be left?
Sex and Power
Pessimistic, but perhaps not so far from the truth.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Iran and Weapons of
Obama
OK, weapons like some of Obama's but that's not the point.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Answer in a nutshell:
Why the King James...
The Power of Language
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Fuck Xmas
shipmates expecting
Delayed present, though.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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When you get to my 'lively' worship and immaculate conception
Not very lively if immaculate, then.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Lively worship and
Festering pustules
Why, what are you taking care of Sunday?
[ 21. December 2011, 01:21: Message edited by: mousethief ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Currently in Hell
I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the Thieving bastards.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Are fundamentalists....Thieving Bastards?
There are some who might say they try to steal your mind
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Currently in Hell:
Who are they letting into ministry these days?
The Guardian
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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I can't think of a title for this thread that shows quite how angry I feel about the
Blackmailing Santa
Yeah he's a real asshole, isn't he?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Bishops suppressing
Prayers of the Faithful
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
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And now that has become
Archbishops suggest
Bishops suppressing
Prayers of the faithful
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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2012 - the end of the world?
A brand new Tax system
Now you know.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Going to church when it's all about you
Well, people talk about feeling God's presence. so that means he attends services?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What does baptism do?
Kick Racism out of
Prayers of the Faithful
Not hard to think of some counterexamples to this, sadly.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Kick Racism out of
Perfidious Albion
Some hope
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Prayers of the faithful
Invitation to hell?
Oh come on, prayer meetings are not that bad, are they, surely?
Catholicism and the Church of England
Based on a true story
Only "based on" it? Which parts of the sorry saga are made up then?
What did / do 'prophets' do?
Disowning fellow Christians
Well can you blame them?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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I Could Have Been a
Catholic in name only
Join the queue.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Adam and Eve were white
Kick Racism out of
Prayers of the Faithful
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on
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How was the gospel explained to you?
Rude pictures of yourselves
I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Kick Racism out of Alaska, Hawaii, and Authorized Liturgies
I agree, but it is a rather odd way to phrase it.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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No! That's not right Jesus and the Holy Proud and Prejudiced Davy Jones
That's a whole lotta not right.
Posted by Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on
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Starting a new church full of chips
Will they serve fish as well?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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How do you get rid of a nightmare vicar?
Calling Mere Nick to Hell
Not sure how that would work, exactly.
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on
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Is Marriage now about
Things that piss me
Frequently
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Making sense of the The Double Alphabet
Not to mention the double article.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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An overlapping set:
Holy Week traditions
What are they?
Latin translation?
and
Latin translation?
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.
(So what is the Latin for "Put in blender and purée"?)
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
How was the gospel explained to you?
Rude pictures of yourselves
I can sort of see working from "I was naked, Lord, so I hid", I suppose...
(Evangelizer, pointing)
"Yes, God made that, but nobody wants to see it. And when you do this, well, that's why Jesus had to die. The good news is that in the Resurrection, there will be no more of this, that or the other thing.
"Alright, then, would you like to pray the sinner's prayer?"
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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Oh deary me. I just found this thread and it's making me laugh out loud.
Currently Purgatory has Is Todd Burpo right? Are Men Useless?
Frankly, I'd like to spend quite a while finding out who the heck this Todd is before leaping into such large questions and his apparent self-loathing.
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on
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A couple of posts related to the ABC:
Purgatorial ponderings as to what Rowan might do next -
Archbishop of Canterbury to quit
starting a new church
Fair enough, really, given the state of play in the CofE...
Meanwhile, over in All Saints, speculation on Rowan's replacement is rife -
Archbishop Rowan to step down
Whom shall we send? The vocations thread.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Liturgical context for Bach Passion Chorale? Bees are back!
Makes about as much sense as anything in Eccles.
Then again, Holy Week is in the Spring. But timing will be everything. If you release the bees before beginning the Chorale, people might not notice the choir singing at all.
And do the bees need to be verged in?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Worshiping God with our minds
Preaching from notes
So, praying while reading the sermon on auto-pilot?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Could Arizona outlaw
Wit & Clever Comments
Would the Arizona legislature even recognise wit and clever comments?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Could Arizona outlaw
Latin translation?
Well Latin is the parent language of Spanish...
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Weird dreams
Latin translation?
I assure you that won't help.
[ 15. April 2012, 20:40: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Weird Dreams
The resurrection
and Titanic Obsession
Yes, that would be a weird dream.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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The Vatican cracks down on liberal
Titanic obsession.
Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
The Vatican cracks down on liberal
Titanic obsession.
Conservative Titanic obsession OK then?
It's OK to be obsessed with the Titanic once in a while, but liberally obsessing is right out.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Vatican cracks down on liberal nuns'
Favorite theologians and authors
That's it, go right to the source!
Is the British political landscape going to change
My funeral
Um... what kind of funeral had you planned?
Ambassador to far-right extremism
Watching another church split
Dear Ambassador, don't you miss more reasonable spectator sports, like hockey or football?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Distracting bees are back!
Hmm, makes me miss the old, unremarkable bees.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Liberals and Conservatives
Screw you we're rich!
Calling Mr Cameron & Mr Clegg, you're time is up.
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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Ambassador to far right extremism
103rd Bishop of Chichester
You may think so: I couldn't possibly comment....
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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The Nanny State is
Calling Mere Nick to
Perfidious Albion
Hi, you'll find how one languages can conceal so many differences.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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YO! Clean out your PM box
Decluttering support
Help when you need it.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Transparency Please
Looking on a woman to lust
Those see-through negligées make lust so much easier.
Posted by Jonah the Whale (# 1244) on
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For the next archbishop I choose pies or pasties.
Hmmm. Decisions, decisions...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Now Showing: the film
No porn, please we're vomiting on virgin
Yeah, think I'll pass on this one.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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The Biblical View of Heaven
Faith stories of the rich?
God, I hope not.
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on
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Top posts in Heaven and Purgatory:
I'm impressed by .....
Speaking in tongues
But I am easily pleased.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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When I grow up I want
The resurrection and
Fun and Games with
Prayers of the Faithful
which looks like the life hereafter to me.
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on
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(I haven't been here before, and its a 1000th on the thread, and probably underwhelming, perhaps even repeated, but ...)
fun and games with
trans-Tasman titilation
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Racist Colleagues
Speaking in tongues
Is that normal?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Racist Colleagues
Speaking in tongues
Is that normal?
Racists would be horrified to find themselves speaking in tongues used by other races!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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You can't leave without
The Gospel of John
Better take those of Matthew, Mark and Luke too.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What Counts as a Genuine Message from God?
Speaking in tongues
....snake handling, levitation, teleportation....
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Adding a couple of punctuation marks, we get:
Church organist discussion group's
announcements:
Homeschooling pros and cons
Pro: You write the syllabus... Less math, more Mendelssohn!
Con: Having to install some 500 or so pipes in your living room?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What Counts as a Genuine Message from God?
A simple life? A monastic calling?
Disestablishment
There you have it.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Death preferable to dependency
A US 2012 election thread
'Cause Romney vows to repeal Obamacare, which conservatives think is one more "government hand-out" which makes people dependent on a "nanny state."
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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This sentence was found on the 'today's active threads' page, where the last sentence of a Kerygmania thread came up immediately before the title of a Circus thread:
The language is very down to earth and it grabs my.... Bright Yellow Balls.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Calling all artists!
What do you wear?
Serious artists should not grant interviews with a fashion magazine. They'll ask you all the wrong questions.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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So just how good is
Homosexuality and Christianity
Have a look in Dead Horses. About half the threads are on that subject.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Mucking about with
Paul and his "friend"
will get you a starring role in 1 Co 6.
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Q: What will happen to the church when the congregations all retire?
A: Welcoming the homeless...
Sounds good to me.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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More bizarre news from Mars Hill:
The Church of England is Fantastic!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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If the Yellowstone Caldera erupts...
Oh, grow up!
May not have a chance to.
Hidden meanings
Ozzi- Kiwi- Angli- Purply stuff
Indeed.
The start of the Olympics
Circumcision vs FGM - the ethics?
THAT's a competitive sport?
Posted by Rosa Gallica officinalis (# 3886) on
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God the Son and the risen ascended Christ
Where TF is he now?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Good one, Rosa!
What can the Christian faith learn from secular culture?
Oh, Grow Up
Secular culture doesn't look very grown up to me. Is it that secular culture can serve as an object lesson to the Christian faith?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Floppy Bibles
Tie me up --- tie me down?
Let's suppose this is a question about book binding repair.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who was not thinking similar thoughts.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Competitive sports in
leo
Scrapbooking in Aries, cross-stitch in Virgo, radio-control modelmaking in Capricorn ...
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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In Purg:
St Clem didn't do it ... Competitive sport in primary school?
He should have done, good for building character.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Do witches exist?
A 2012 US election thread
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on
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What next for Assange and Wikileaks?
Football 2012/13
Are the scores fixed?
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on
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Nobody wants my favourite..
Internet porn
Posted by Tortuf (# 3784) on
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First time for me, I think.
What next for Assange...
Fasting
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What's on your bookshelves other than books?
Public Art
Thief! Give it back!
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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Rosencrantz returns football, 2011/12
Don't you think it's about time too?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Breastfeeding in University...
Suck it up or go elsewhere
A succinct summary.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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You know you're middle aged when...
The Doctor is back!
Except, of course, they don't make house calls anymore. Heck, in my HMO I mostly "see" my doctor via email.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Finishing well
Murdering your own children
NO! God, no!!! That is the opposite of finishing well!
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on
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Beat the gayness out of that boy!
.... an attempt to redefine marriage.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What does atheism have to offer?
Denial of Science
That seems inaccurate somehow.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Is it open season on Evangelicals?
Sport - a bad thing?
Answering a question with a question doesn't give you the patina of innocence you think it does.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What is the appeal of Christianity?
Bishops of Chichester, Fulham and now Beverley
The sudden influx of new converts is finally explained.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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In a parallel universe I'm....
Snap!
Wonder who gets to be Crackle! and Pop!?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Is the left instinctively
Another Damn Fool Republican?
I would have thought the left and the Republicans equally horrified. American Republicans that is.
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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To Hell with the needy
I wanna be a sexy watermelon.
(Let them eat pasties, perhaps?)
[ 04. November 2012, 04:23: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Pointless
Trekkers of the galaxy unite!
So, we're uninviting the Vulcans and Romulans, then?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Never Have I Ever
Sexuality: What I Wish
Addressing one will change both.
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
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What is preaching for?
Souls
Why do we need these long discussion threads, if a Famous Consecutive Post explains it all?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Which musicians are
Killing thieves
Dunno, but I guess illegal drugs are involved somewhere.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Hey, let's all take
Perfidious Albion
Which could have been the rallying cry of William the Bastard.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What is baptism all about?
A lay person baptising in defiance of their priest
I could swear there's more to it than that.
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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The Fall
fall
Is there an echo echo echo in here???
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What Turns People Off About Church?
Gun control in the US
There's some kind of truth there, but it's lurking just out of logical sight.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Do you ever feel like Westboro again?
Again? I've never felt like that once.
[ 21. December 2012, 00:44: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Do you ever feel like calling the Archbishop?
No, but why would I?
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Holy Trinity With St. David And Jonathan
Which two persons got kicked out to make room for this newly canonized duo?
[ 27. December 2012, 13:01: Message edited by: Stetson ]
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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The rich want to be calling the Archbishop.
"Say, maybe one of us could get that chap on the phone and see if he knows any loopholes in this 'camel through the eye of a needle' thing."
[ 29. December 2012, 13:48: Message edited by: Stetson ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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I'm a feminazi and
Safe from Kidnapping
Is that because, in spite or in addition to?
Posted by W Hyatt (# 14250) on
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Not a reference to consecutive posts, but I just noticed that anyone posting to the "Sin?" thread is presented with the following after hitting the "Add reply" button:
quote:
Going to Sin?
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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From page 9 of Purg:
God's purpose for your life
Get a piece or get a new religion
So now you know!
The gun debate sorted.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Too intimate?
Tongues and Testing
Depends on how long you've known each other, I'd say.
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on
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quote:
Originally posted by EtymologicalEvangelical:
From page 9 of Purg:
God's purpose for your life
Get a piece or get a new religion
So now you know!
The gun debate sorted.
Um..."piece" has another meaning as well... The Ship is getting rather racy, isn't it?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What says "Christmas is over"?
The 2013 Celebrity Death Pool
That does it for me, yep.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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What is your favourite
Atheist church
CofE?
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Genetically modified
Exorcism
Nice to see the ministry of the Church getting into the 21st century!
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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No more cats
Fuck you black dog
[7 words and still wrong ]
[ 27. January 2013, 22:56: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on
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Why Dogma?
No more cats.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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ice cream
tongues and testing
Yeah, that's how *I* test ice cream. You?
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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What are you listening to?
The Archers - BBC radio story of everyday country folk
Dum de dum de dum de dum
Dum de dum de dah dah ...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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For God so liked the
TT&T Redux:
Truly? Which god, Rāgarāja? Xochiquetzal Hathor?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Should the UK have
More government ministers
No. Just different ones, thanks.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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When is a eucharist not a eucharist?
St Patrick's Day
That's a lot of blarney!
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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The inevitable Papal
Bumper Sticker Bible
Never knew the Jesuits went so hard for marketting gimmicks.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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If you had to do without
Law, Empathy and People
Don't worry! Somalia is the place for you!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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SS or the Devil
Saudi Spinal Tap
B-movie double feature day on SOF?
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
SS or the Devil
Saudi Spinal Tap
B-movie double feature day on SOF?
I-deeeeee-aaaaaaaa!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Shut-the-fuck-up
I suppose I have to
No, you do not have to, but it might be advisable.
State funeral for Thatcher against nature
Enough said.
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on
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Feminism could destroy...Obama the sexist
Well, yes I suppose so.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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On a scale of 1 to
the rosetta stone,
How virulently anti-Catholic
Pete's annual chili...
Suppose it depends on the format of the prayers the after-effects of the chili cause you to utter.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Perpetual virginity and vaginal birth
Jesus in space!
Well, a very, very small space, though.
(Sorry...)
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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On the front page:
Wedding without the
Vicious
No drunken fight at the reception then?
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on
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Perpetual virginity and vaginal birth .... It's all in the context.
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on
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I don't approve of ... Austerity.
Sums up the Austerity thread quite nicely.
ETA: On reflection, I will award myself negative points for picking the "I don't approve of..." thread though, that's just about the lowest hanging fruit we've ever had for this.
[ 05. May 2013, 05:42: Message edited by: the giant cheeseburger ]
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on
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From Purgatory to Heaven ...
Revival in Cwmbran? ...
fun ring tones
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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In Purg, there's:
Facebook and arguing against propaganda
Death-bed regret
...which leaves me wondering exactly what the regret is: arguing against propaganda on facebook, not doing so?
This death-bed regret is more clear-cut, I think:
Death-bed regret
Burying a dead terrorist
"Wow, uncle Phillip is making a miraculous recovery! What do you think he's rallying for, Doc?"
"Seems like there's a terrorist corpse he really wants to exhume..."
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Weddings and civil
Community Churches
Anyone who has ever been to a wedding can tell you that civility is not the order of the day.
[ 31. May 2013, 09:44: Message edited by: Stetson ]
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on
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Pro-Life Laws in Action
Good Riddance
Sounds like an untypically brief OP in Dead Horses.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Christianity is basically about . . .
Consent
So it says in Purgatory.
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on
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On the main board index:
Spelling that is insane
God's wrath and indignation
Watch out or there will be some sort of remake of the Tower of Babel.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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And now it's:
What would a new liberal Christianity look like?
God's wrath and indignation against us
Fred Phelps just became a liberal, I guess.
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on
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Christianity is basically about ...
Spelling that is insane.
But only in really old editions of the Bible.
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
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More Time to Edit
Spelling that is insane
There is too little
Cruddy file handling
English spoken here
If this isn't a plea, then I don't know what is!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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God's wrath and indignation
Texas says it's OK
Well alrighty then.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Area man ties himself to sink
Do you find these English things bizarre?
Well, maybe not ALL English things. But that one's a doozy.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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The Catholic Church
Champagne, Chauffeur's
Prayers of the Faithful...
One out of three right is not too bad, yeah?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Wedding Etiquette, Gratitude v Greed
Postponing Sex
Should the happy couple wait until after the photographs?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Keeping your Cool
The Kid on The Fridge
Standing in front of the open door might work better.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Discernment, intuition...
The Episcopal Church
<sings> One of these things is not like the others ...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Appropriately from Heaven
Happiness is
Keeping your cool
Posted by TomOfTarsus (# 3053) on
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"Keeping your cool" in Heaven out to provide some fodder for a while... Currently it's
Keeping your cool
Reading Something Religious
I'm not sure which way to take that...
Posted by Adrienne (# 2334) on
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Happiness is
Not designed to be cleaned
A profound thought for a hot Friday afternoon in the office with everyone else gone home already.
Posted by comet (# 10353) on
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if you all would indulge me a little birdwalk...
I was visited a weightlifting blog, and on the side there was a listing of recent posts, including the lovely combo of these three:
Dinner With Elliott
Causes low back pain and penis problems
The "Electric Deadlift" Method
needless to say, if I was a dude I'd avoid going out to eat with Elliott.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Should Christians criticize...
Penny S
No: He/she is dead...
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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1st century synagogue services - what were they like?
Pregnant mother using drugs
Um, in what way? I'm dubious, but willing to hear more about this bizarre metaphor...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Q Is there a future for snarky mousethief?
As long as there is an SOF.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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You lousy fuckers all
Returning to the fold
Welcome back!
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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You lousy fuckers all
finding housing near
Leorning Cniht
Maybe the Ship could annex the subdivision...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Debt Collection Companies
You lousy fuckers all...
No further comment needed.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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What do we need in
the Gospel of John
There will be a one-month review period, and then John will produce the next draft.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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What stops you from joining the Green Party?
Praying on school steps
It was there I had my revelation: better keen than Green.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
The Welfare State 1949
Fucking Crypto-homophobes
Nothing crypto about it - gay sex was illegal...
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
Oh, this one is too good to pass up:
What stops you from
fucking crypto-homophobes
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Sure I can halt the
Fucking crypto-homophobes
Well then, please get on with it.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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God is undoubtedly
Fucking crypto-homophobes
Bound to send a few over the edge, but I could not resist.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Shotguns and croziers?
A problem with the
Fucking crypto-homophobes
I am not a fan, but is this the way to deal with them?
Posted by Stumbling Pilgrim (# 7637) on
:
A few days ago this bit of wisdom could be seen in Purg:-
What's the matter with death?
Inheritance Tax
Now it's even more profound:-
What's the matter with death?
Christ's Resurrection
Yes, as I understand it that was at least part of the purpose of the resurrection ...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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I don't understand
English as she isn't
Given there is little consensus as to what she is, how can you be sure what fits?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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The story of the Jews
A problem with the first commandment
Aw, come on, that's hardly fair! Everyone has a problem with the first commandment, and besides, that's nowhere near the whole story, or even its arc!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Thanks to pond differences - here in the US, a prom is a dance/banquet held for high school juniors and seniors and "sledge" usually means "sledgehammer" - we have:
The Proms 2013
If you could ask a Bishop
...it would be really creepy.
Great British bake-off 2013
Secret Santa dusts off his sledge
Just anticipating those awful cookies you intend to leave him has put Santa over the edge. Secretly, of course.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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One-liners from your
Kingdom Theology and
Religious indoctrination...
This might make a fun Circus game....
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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Zimmerman Acquitted
Purification through Violence
So what exactly do you expect us to do?
Well, it's a head scratcher, for sure. Maybe make damn sure Zimmerman never gets hold of any more guns?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Eternal, conscious
Park this
Rolling hills, trees, beautiful lakes, a cafe and a bandstand.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Will There Ever be Effective Gun Control in the USA?
Is There Life From Other Planets?
Both have the same answer; it is possible, but won't be seen in our lifetimes.
[ 22. September 2013, 17:25: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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Consecutive threads in Heaven:
All Hail the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
The Music of Hell
That sounds about right to me.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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One-liners from your piglet
Hmm. I'm torn between "Oink" and "Squee."
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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oink!
Posted by The Rhythm Methodist (# 17064) on
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In the Styx,
Clearer thread titles for Purgatory?
was followed by:
Are there plans to port the Faverolle chatroom client to Android?
Hypocrites!
As David Mitchell says in this sketch, "What do almost any of those words mean?"
Some of us gave up on computer speak 20-odd years ago, when they were first told they needed an "International Mouse Driver"....whatever that was!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Applauding in church
Are these people complete prats?
Nah, they just don't know any better.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Famous consecutive
relative nastiness
We have this thread already. Referred to as the offence thread.
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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If we found the bones of Jesus
Is hell really that important
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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The "next big move of God"...
Religious Discrimination
[ 16. October 2013, 11:40: Message edited by: EtymologicalEvangelical ]
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Can you read music?
What are you reading?
Um, music.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Great British Bake-off
Strange Fire
Someone other than King Alfred has burnt the cakes.
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
Dr A E Wilder-Smith
Doctor Who ?
My thoughts precisely!
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Meandering maundering about home and its meaning
Clergy Time Management
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
The Daily Mail Hates
Words, Words, Words
This is untrue. They mostly just hate groups of words. You know, those put together in rational clusters.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Thanks be to God for
The Big Cricket Match
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Famous consecutive
Words, words, words
which need not be identical.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
Who are you really?
A baby named Messiah.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Isn't it a lovely day and aren't cute kittens wonderful?
Am I daft?
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
:
Apples
Pope seeks advice
Isn't it a lovely day
Whom shall we send?
(Shrugs,) no problem. if you have a craving for apples I'll go to the orchard and fetch you some, Your Holiness.
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on
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Religion is spirituality with...
books... with a chainsaw!
The Bible, the BCP and a chainsaw: just what we need for the next Vestry meeting.
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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... where are we going with sex?
Leverage
The mind boggles!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Drugs now legal if
Yorick complains about
Prayers of the Faithful
If we all pray enough and Yorick complains enough, we can all get stoned without Mr Plod laying a finger on us.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Is Messianic Judaism
no prophet, no brain
Well, I'm pretty sure they have prophets. The second item may be open to more debate.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Will there ever be Christmas?
Does seem forever to arrive, doesn't it? Unless your searching for the right gift.
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on
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Will there ever be Annoying Christmas Prayers of the Faithful?
For sure.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
Church in the mall
Augustine's City of God
Um, nope. I don't think so. Read the book again, for comprehension this time.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Everlasting.....
Priestly genitalia
Dude, if it lasts for more than 4 hours you need to see your doctor.
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Meaning Of Life
Tackling Poverty
Sounds good to me!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Famous consecutive
Priestly genitalia
Okay, some things you just don't want to know about.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Why the King James
Everlasting
Priestly genitalia...
Relic for Protestants?
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Keeping up with the material wants of teenagers today
Snow, Floods, Winds.......
Your very own force of nature is a must-have accessory today!
(But the question is: has the government slapped VAT on it? Nothing surprises me any more...)
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
What are we going to eat tonight?
Unusual old books.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "devouring literature".
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Street harassment of
Difficult Relatives
could account for their being "difficult".
Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on
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The Higher Up The
Chav Christianity
... the more Burberry is likely to be worn.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Why did Jesus have difficult relatives?
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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Well, for starters, his parents didn't sleep together.
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on
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Lets Bitch about the
Apple pie and Baseball
(Hell and All Saints combine in a complaint)
[ 25. January 2014, 23:54: Message edited by: Barnabas62 ]
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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It's Geek to me: Translating
Spiritual Experiences
Posted by EtymologicalEvangelical (# 15091) on
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Chav Christianity -
Happiness
Well, it is, innit?
Posted by leo (# 1458) on
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Can't resist doing this one myself:
God's big mistake Leo
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Jesus had to transcend
Bacon on the big screen
"This is my blood of the new convenant..."
"Cut, cut, cut!! Who's the idiot in props who put that plate of bacon on the table? This is The Last Supper we're filming here! You know, PASSOVER? That ring a bell for anyone? I think they'd resist the urge to eat bacon!"
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
The Perfect Pizza
Is it All About Sex?
Only in porn films.
Or else I have been ordering from the wrong place.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
The New Crew's Imaginary Friend
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Caribbean Nations seek
Katie Hopkins
You never know ....
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Girl sues parents for
pastoral care 101 from
prayers of the faithful
What may be the settlement? Laying on hands? A rosary?
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Consecutive FLPs, too:
What's going on in... ken
Unexpected item in... ken
This might explain that.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Carribean nations seek
Unexpected item in
Prayers of the Faithful...
Private weddings.
But will they find them?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
How much do YOU love ...
Difficult relatives
I have to admit, not much.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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Should the Queen retire?
Difficult relatives
Decluttering support...
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on
:
The parable of the...
everlasting...
status of the foetus...
The eternal question of why some people never grow up.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
:
the trigger for the
SOF RPG: Metagame for
Gene Robinson's Divorce
The proximate trigger is believed to be a newspaper headline: Dead Horse Found At Circus.
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on
:
Should Satanists be ...
Difficult relatives?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
The Eurovision Song "Grossly Offensive"
Some of them are an offence to talent and taste.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Posts that begin with
Prayers of the Faithful
I'm sure there have been one or two.
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on
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Will there ever be
Computer-based Tools
Oh, surely not.
[ 22. June 2014, 03:36: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Sorry to inform you that computer-based tools already exist in great numbers. It's called reddit.
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Sorry to inform you that computer-based tools already exist in great numbers. It's called reddit.
Posted by QLib (# 43) on
:
What are you wearing?
Perfume
I believe Marilyn Monroe's answer was Chanel No.5
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Slightly adapted with Shippie name, and consecutive-but-one, we have
No True Scotsman (not... Chorister), but comfortingly then Keep Calm and Carry... Chorister
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
On the front page of the boards:
Things to do while
Evangelical Students
i) Evangelise
ii) Study
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Church decline and
lies on immigration
just could be connected.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Inquire Within: general religion and violence
Thank you, but I shall keep moving down the pavement.
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Sex education = Child...
Single? You're a paedophile
Just can't win.
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
:
Why be ordained?
Difficult relatives
Okay, okay, I'll become a preacher if this is what it takes to be freed of your constant nagging!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What do you do on a Sunday morning?
Mangle the ancient Yuletide carol
Maybe you should let the choir sing, dear.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Christmas, Easter, or...
Sudoku
Hmm. Decisions, decisions.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Comfortable fibs? #1 the
Difficult Relatives
Works right up until the next family wedding, when That Person drinks a little too much, loosening the tongue.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Stop staying
Difficult Relatives
Needs a little punctuation, but would be beneficial all round in the longer term.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Titanic struggle for
Difficult relatives
They do tend to be unsinkable, don't they?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Stop saying there is NOTHING right
This is wrong even when it feels correct
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Dear Romanlion
Fuck you black dog
Wait, is he a lion or a dog? I'm confused.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
The death of Lazarus
2015 Celebrity death
I'm almost sure it was longer ago than that.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Fox News advice for
Sacraments and magic
You see some weird stuff nowadays. Now I know where it comes from.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Is it wrong to give? Who gives a fuck?
I suppose this is an answer, however rude.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
quote:
"Clean" means
Going through the motions
Who gives a fuck?
A wonderful example of scare quotes.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
"Clean means ...
Yes, its class war
I suppose that would be economic cleansing?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Fox News advice for Terrorist atheist groups
Wet dream for Fox and their critics.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
Earliest gospel text to be...Westward Ho!
Wouldn't the pioneers just have brought the whole book with them?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Was this technically
The Gospel of John
I assume you're talking about the Pool of Bethesda pericope?
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
What do you do on a Sunday morning?
Mangle the ancient Yuletide carol
Maybe you should let the choir sing, dear.
I'm rather late to seeing this, but I nearly spit out my hot cocoa.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
I dreamed I forgot
Islam and violence
Christopher Hitchens work-related nightmare about having nothing to write about.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
Various islands in
An Eastern Orthodox
Transfiguration
Wasn't that the title of a prog-rock album back in the 70s?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
Various islands in
An Eastern Orthodox
Transfiguration
Wasn't that the title of a prog-rock album back in the 70s?
Yes, by the Russian prog group Da.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Mystery worshipper...
Transfiguration
Did anything distract you?
Yeah, I could barely see the prophets with all the light flashing around.
[ 19. February 2015, 15:42: Message edited by: Stetson ]
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Songs that encapsulate
Hate Crime
Quite a few come to mind, from the Horst Wessel Lieder to Mack the Knife
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Songs that encapsulate
Hate Crime
Quite a few come to mind, from the Horst Wessel Lieder to Mack the Knife
(Sorry, this isn't very Circussy, but...)
Why Mack The Knife?
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
:
Our Galaxy has....
200,000,000,000 difficult relatives....
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
On the front page, I have:
Resurrection - approaches Meike
Everlasting Meike
I guess the approach was successful! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
The Next Course: recipe thread.
UK National Bird?
Oooh, a National Bird Cookbook?
Eagle pie, emu steak and kiwi fricassee.
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on
:
The Foundations of
Difficult Relatives
Getting hitched
Incomplete, but definitely not wrong
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Shut up and wait for
Prayers of the Faithful
..... to be answered. Got that.
Posted by Nenya (# 16427) on
:
Passive-aggressive
Prayers of the Faithful
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
From Purg:
What type of disciples? Fal$e Teacher$
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Long Term care for
Bibliophile
Stick around, we'll all learn to love each other!
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
:
The trouble with girls
Titanic struggle for the soul of the Catholic Church
There is also, in Purg, the potentially less controversial question and answer:
Define "demonic"
Vietnam War
...I'd say any war, really.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Which is more terrifying?
The 2016 U.S. presidential election
The trouble with girls
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
In Heaven...
Very, very cute
Joys of the countryside
It's Geek to me
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
:
What is sin?
medical incompetence
Quite.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
92yr old woman kicked out
Decluttering support
and fell in a heap. Someone help her up there please.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
The 4x4 Phenomenon
Not in front of the children
Oh, my. Clearly that's not the 4x4 I was thinking of.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
Why is it so difficult? Fucking guns
It's a question of calibre...
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
The game that batters:
Biblical interpretation
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
A three-fer today in Purg:
WTF is Natural Law anyway?
Killing Jihadi John
...
Junior doctors' strike
Now the drugs don't work
...
What causes religious observance and violence to peak in the same societies?
Quakers and communion
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Length of Mary's Pregnancy
Everlasting.....
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Christmas reading
IS and the myth of quetzalcoatl
I'm not sure that'll be as big a hit as Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but we'll see if it becomes a Christmas classic.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Pets and the feelgood...
Fuck you, Black Dog!
OK, then, maybe not every pet.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
What is a sermon for?
Difficult relatives
Indeed. Get them thundered at from the pulpit.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What is a sermon for?
Sketchbooks and pencil
That's multitasking at its finest.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The Church, without
Jeremy Hunt
An appealing idea for many, but church is a place for sinners, screw-ups and malevolent bastards, so he'll fit right in.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
What is the point of
Ship Walking Group
I'll plump for....peripateticism.
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on
:
Currently running in Kerygmania:
Is it fertilizer or is it sh*t
This is in the bible - but it stinks
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Both of these were on the main board just now...
All that remains of Raptor Eye
Is it time for another Raptor Eye
[ 09. March 2016, 10:34: Message edited by: mousethief ]
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
The Battle for Christianity
Introverts are bloody
Whoa, and I always thought that was metaphorical.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Holy Week begins
riding on a donkey
Well, yes. Yes, it does.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
How academies promote
Retirement
There are number of ways they can undermine the older teaching staff before offering them a golden parachute.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Do you believe in a
Sober Preacher's Kid
Having met quite a few offspring, no I don't.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Animal companions in
Geometry and the Gospel
In both together or separately?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
666 - Mark of the
2016 Ship of Fools Death Pool
Kinda seems that way this year.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
Policies and procedures for
Thread scrambling in
Peter's Pentecost Sermon
The how-not-to-do-it manual.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
(Okay, had to relocate a question mark on this, but...)
Would Jesus Strike
Sober Preacher's Kid?
Oh, I can't imagine He has that much against thirtysomething Canadian Social Gospel nostalgists.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
What is the strangest thing you saw this week?
Chicken skin, bacon rind, fish bones
Well strictly speaking that's three things. Which one was strangest?
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
How much do I need
Yet more crappy choruses,
Utah and porn?
Posted by Nicolemr (# 28) on
:
Is it time for another game of Rosenkrantz?
The beautiful game.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
We're the land of the future and we always will be
atheists in the United Church of Canada.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
:
Why did God create... fucking guns
Not sure that one's really his fault.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
Everlasting
difficult relatives
kill the wabbit.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Human rights of vegans
Fucking Guns
Normally, I'd say 'whatever floats your boat' but I'm not quite that liberal.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
What's in a name?
Sin and salvation.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
How could the pro-life movement have wider appeal?
Crowd Sourced Chess
Of course that applies to any movement.
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
What do they teach them at these schools?
Catholic points of view on the bible and infallibility
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Why did God create the universe, and us?
Chicken skin, bacon rind, fish bones
Somehow I thought the reason would be more edifying than that.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Evangelism for
Fucking Guns
Shoot others as you would want others to shoot you.
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
What was it you wanted?
Perfect surveillance.
I get very fed up with this imperfect surveillance. Now you see me, now you don't.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
What is the strangest?
Evangelism for the
Fucking furniture.
Is it optimism or pessimism that I fully expect my fellow humans to be far stranger than this?
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
What is cheap grace
Chicken skin, bacon rind, fish bones
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
In, out, in, out, shake it all about
Fucking furniture
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
Circumcison knives
The story of broken relationships
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
This slightly inappropriate pair of threads appeared consecutively in AS:
Want to lose some weight?
Sending chocolate [...] to Hosts and Grandees
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Fucking guns
Canadian politics
Fucking furniture
Canada's chatting
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Perfect Surveillance
And then they came for the tuna bakes
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
Who is Spinoza referring to?
Gentiles in the New Covenant
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
Circumcison knives
The story of broken relationships
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Coffee freaks,
Has God Failed again?
A conspiracy against Animal companions in
The Blessed Sacrament
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Fuck you, Pastor for
Prayers of the Faithful
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
[tangent]
Not actually a Consecutive Post, but this from the first page of Heaven made me smile:
Back to the Garden by Daffodil
[/tangent]
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on
:
What is the strangest
US presidential Election
the one we're about to experience, I reckon
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
What is the strangest
US presidential Election
the one we're about to experience, I reckon
Bush v Gore was strange, both in content and name.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
HughWillRidMe of mousethief
The one who has compassion
Put me down! Hey!
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Getting old is....
Everlasting
Don't remind me!
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Eagle tries to carry off Australian boy
Looks like Jeremy Corbyn's main contender could be nasty enough for the job.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
Bugger, wrong thread!
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
What was it you wanted?
Jeremy Corbyn out?
Yes please
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
What was it you wanted?
Jeremy Corbyn out?
Yes please
It was supposed to go on the "headlines" thread.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
Homosexuals Fuck (again)
If they just wouldn't keep doing that, conservative Christians would feel more comfortable.
Had to share this rare opportunity of a consecutive post in Community Discussion.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Pokemon Go
This must be dealt with !!!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
:
U.S. Presidential Election
Mental Health Provision
A topical, and oh so apt, Consecutive Post
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Too much wine
When you gotta go
Cause and effect, my dear. Cause and effect.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
Disappointment in Ministry
The Sermon
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
:
Jesus' ghost, as in ... Hallowe'en costumes
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
:
Let us be honest. Islam's...Hallowe'en costumes
I'm guessing Porky Pig isn't a big seller.
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Currently showing on the main page:
The Word of the Lord...
When one word is enough
Three word story
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Chillies, peppers and...
Religious Experience
For many, the tasting of the former, may well induce something akin to the latter. It's all about the dopamine!
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Why should I read my
2016 Ship Of Fools
Here Be Dinosaurs?
I dunno. Maybe you're being harangued by Young Earth Creationists about sauropods co-existing with humans? Though I wasn't aware the thread had become an annual event.
Posted by Goldfish Stew (# 5512) on
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The Trumpocalypse from ...
Prayers of the Faithful ...
Cell Phones
I don't believe all ...
Ring tones for the...
Almost a perfect 5 in a row, excusing the last 2 words.
Was tempted to seek out a suitable Dead Horse for a bump to complete the set
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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What puts you off from...
Hebrews
Well, don't get me wrong, I'm not an anti-semite, but...
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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A couple in Styx:
Shipmates' Gallery
WTF!? Let's not do the Time Warp again
(Time to send updated photos in?)
Technical support
Martin's opaqueness
I think the word "for" belongs in place of a line break.
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on
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This morning in Heaven:
Never more than a few feet from...
The ideal C of E clergyman
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Muslims like us
Bunch of bell ends
Aww, don't be so hard on yourself.
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Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Religious freedom for
Mesozoic Park
But what religions would they choose?
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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When should children take communion?
Before church
and bring them in through the back door, please.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Inauguration Playlist
Mesozoic Park
Walk the Dinosaur- Was not Was or THE GOOMBAS FEATURING GEORGE CLINTON
Dinosaur Song- Johnny Cash
Dinosaur- King Crimson
The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here- Alice in Chains
Hirmuliskojen Yö*- HEVISAURUS
Brontosaurus- The Move
And anything by Dinosaur Jr.
*Dinosaur Night
[ 14. January 2017, 02:48: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Hirmuliskojen Yö*- HEVISAURUS
Seriously, Eurometal for kids? I...I'm slightly conflicted.
[ 14. January 2017, 21:32: Message edited by: Ariston ]
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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I thought all Eurometal was for kids.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Songs that irritate
Superstition does
Hey! I like that song. Don't mess with Stevie.
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on
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Call the Midwife
Call of Abram...
I suppose if he can do his own circumcision, he must have some useful skills.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Songs that irritate
Swing low, sweet chariot
Not so much the song, but what has been done with it.
Posted by Helen-Eva (# 15025) on
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All About Marian Antiphons
Rapture?
Well... to the right person maybe...
Posted by Helen-Eva (# 15025) on
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And there's another...
Quiet Meditation
Sounds rather nice
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Environmentalism and
Misogyny month
Odd combination.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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Overheard snatches of wisdom
Church not talking about sex
Posted by Helen-Eva (# 15025) on
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Shake it all about
As a christian
Boogie on down at evensong?
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Nurse disciplined for
Trumpton
I suppose Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub are Trump's advisors.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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What to do when the
Blood everywhere
I would suggest you might call an ambulance.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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The historicity of
Whoever is responsible...
Going to need a bit more to go one, love.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Palm Sunday
Blood Everywhere
Who let Father Dougal loose with the donkey?
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Fact and fantasy
Trumpton
Nope, just fantasy
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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Boris, you complete prick
May I please rip off your gonads
Well.... it just was sitting right there.
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on
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Religion Stunts Your
Journalistic Fuckwittery
Not something I've noticed
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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The incompetents or Scotland the Brave...
An FCP about referendums, is it?
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Your personal Hell
Staying Cool
That might prove difficult!
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Lost in a Good Book:
Nuclear weapons - please
Really, clearing one's throat or a tap on the shoulder will suffice, I should think.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Medical treatment - who
May I please rip off
Well, at least they are being polite...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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What should we do about
Fucking Guns
Give them condoms? No unwanted baby guns.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Neologasm
sexual experimentation
Whatever floats your boat.
I mean, I love neologisms, but...
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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What should we do about...Gamaliel
Get a grip Gamaliel
Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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Get a grip Gamaliel
From brain to mouth
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Nazis are coming to Charlottesville
Not funny, but the truest consecutive post I think we've ever had.
Belated, yes, but accurate.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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What puts you off from
Female Valor in the
SoF Quotes File
Well, call me a male chauvinist, but I just get a bit irked at headstrong women re-posting their favorite lines from the Ship.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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The timeless Test -
Modest dress/behavior
I kinda prefer the people who fail that one.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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Female valor in the
three-word story
Nevertheless, she persisted.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
Female valor in the
three-word story
Nevertheless, she persisted.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Old or New
SSM by postal vote
I'll go with new. Pretty sure the Aussies are blazing the trail on this one.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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So misleading...
The Fear of the Lord
Yeah, he's not such a bad guy once you get to know him.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Is there an app for
The Worst Hashtag?
Hello? Twitter...
Posted by Helen-Eva (# 15025) on
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What puts you off setting foot in church?
Birettas
Posted by Helen-Eva (# 15025) on
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Apologies for double post but this one rather jumped out at me:
Charlottesville
Nobody can be that stupid - it must be deliberate
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Shake it all about:...
Preserve national unity!
Never knew the hokey-pokey was that central to anyone's national psyche.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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INTERESTING WORDS
How bad is bad language?
Verrrrry interestink.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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What puts you off setting foot inside a church?
Curtains around the holy table
I'm guessing this is visible from the street, then?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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I don't know where...
I don't want to go....
Having a bit of an existential crisis, are we?
Posted by Nicolemr (# 28) on
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Do we really want to...
I don't want to go...
Answers that question.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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The pope is (gasp)
Mansplaining
Will that pontiff ever stop pontificating?
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Vaccinations against
Fucking guns
If only it were that simple...
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Vaccinations against
Manspaining
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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The social-progressive
Mansplaining
"Sorry to interrupt, honey, but it looks like I'm gonna have to explain the virtues of multiculturalism and social-welfare programs one more time."
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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George Berkeley
Overkill
"Hello, and welcome back to our 8-hour debate on whether or not sensible qualities exist only as ideas."
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Vaccinations against
Manspaining
If only, right?
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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What are we going to do about
David Walliams dressed as Kim Jong Un
A post-millennial alternative to How do you solve a problem like Maria ?
Posted by Albertus (# 13356) on
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quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
George Berkeley
Overkill
"Hello, and welcome back to our 8-hour debate on whether or not sensible qualities exist only as ideas."
And there was me thinking it was an early rival to Bachman Turner Overdrive
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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On the boards home page, spanning Purgatory and Hell:
Why are churches not
Martinsplaining
Well, I suppose some Lutheran churches might be.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Is Our Eschatology
Fucking Guns
For some American conservatives, I fear it may be.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Whatever happened to
Justification
It is alive and well, more's the pity.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Common Law Marriage
Does this mean homosexuals?
Well, it could. But it's not a requirement in most places.
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on
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The New Bishop of London
Fucking SPOILERS!!!!!!!!
Some things really don't need spoiler warnings.
Alternatively, rule 34 says that episcopal car porn is a thing.
[ 21. December 2017, 19:54: Message edited by: Leorning Cniht ]
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Singing our doubts?
The social-progressive mindset
Surely that's the title of someone's dissertation, somewhere.
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on
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Celebrities: Do we need them?
2017 Celebrity Death Poll
Seems kind of harsh to off them just because they're not deemed socially relevant.
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Asgard is Not Gluten-free
I should hope not.
Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on
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Royal Wedding: Who's
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Really hope that question doesn't come up for the person manning the guest list.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Tea and biscuits or
The modern Lord's prayer
Decisions, decisions...
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on
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Engaging With People
Fucking Guns
I am going to suggest that you do not.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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The prayers of the
new vicar-changes
Just pick it up and
Bafflegab.
Sounds like good advice to me!
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Oh, and there are more!
Where does your father
Shake it all about.
I really don't want to know!!!
new vicar-changes
God called Father
Bafflegab
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on
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Somebody has to grab Father Bafflegab as a Ship name!
Please?
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on
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Yours if you want it when the Newship sails...
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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How you see yourself ...
Time to stop and stare
.. to which I'd answer "who is that old person looking out of the glass at me every morning?"
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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Pale skin and Rickets
Kids and PE
Another health story?
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