quote:

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Originally posted by Liturgyqueen:
Administrator changes bubblepack

Surely a mundane job for an admin? And don't forget somebody's grandmother donated that bubblepack.

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quote:

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Originally posted by Henry Troup
Calling all fuckwits Mad Geo

That would be just so confusing!

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quote:

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Originally posted by Cometchaser:
Calling all fuckwits cometchaser

hey now! only the really groovy fuckwits can be called cometchaser!

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quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Eagle Swings whack duchess

Well, what was she doing standing round in the playground?

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quote:

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Originally posted by mirrizin:
If I were GOd, I would _Feh

Yeah, it's just been one of those days...

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quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Arrested for handing professor kirke

Well, was it in a public place?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Zappa:
Ssshhh! Don't mention ... Ariel

I did once, but I think I got away with it.

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Ta, papa smurf!
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Silly names for Children (dyfrig)

Slightly unusual, at least outside Wales, but silly?
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Silly Names for Children (ken)

It's the lowercase "k" that makes it silly. Otherwise a fine, fine name.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Jesus Walked Freddy

Except when Freddy sees only one set of footprints; then He carried him.

[ 12. September 2006, 19:12: Message edited by: liturgyqueen ]
 

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Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Too rational for God? sanityman
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Things you never want....monkeylizard

Surely depends on whether it's housetrained...?
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Silly Names for Children ... Grenadeofantioch

well yeah. But at least it's not spelt with three "j"s (or a lower case "k").

ETA: just imagine if the family name were Himelfarb-Hochmuton, or somesuch.

[ 12. September 2006, 22:37: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 

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Posted by Grenadeofantioch (# 11818) on :
 
I'm dropping in.
And still slightly baffled by this board.
I'm sure i'll understand soon enough!
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Where, oh where, should...(Nightlamp)
rest his weary head? He has traveled to and fro far...
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits... (cometchaser)

Oh, come now! She's got some bizarro political opinions but that's hardly fuckwittery. I blame the lack of sunlight, meself.
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
it's the combination of fish and whiskey, doodles.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Fucking Americans and their RooK

Whereas the Bishop is such a quintessentially English chesspiece.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Fucking Americans and their RooK

Whereas the Bishop is such a quintessentially English chesspiece.

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quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Jesus Walked Freddy

Except when Freddy sees only one set of footprints; then He carried him.

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Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
is anyone else desperately hoping that babybear posts on the "Jesus was a Yogi" thread ?
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Sydney bishops and Gordon Cheng

They do get along swimmingly.
 

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Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on :
 
Young, Restless, Reformed ... Leprechaun

As good a summary as I've seen lately.
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
I'm off to University... (Custard.)

Is that like University Lemon Meringue Pie?
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... (Spiffy da WonderSheep)

Wonderful! Nature in action!
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Young, restless, reformed...anteater

The mind boggles!
 

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Posted by LatePaul (# 37) on :
 
What do I get with LatePaul?

Free breakfast cereal?
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
What is the appeal?...Amazing Grace

I always rather liked that hymn myself...though, come to think of it, I can't really explain why...
 

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Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The Cod

Deep-fried with chips, or steamed with vegetables?
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Jesus Prayer, vain Mousethief

The conversation began in confession:

"Father, can you recommend a good ejaculatory prayer for a stunningly good-looking Orthodox Christian?"
 

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Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 

 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I'm off to University...Not Too Bad

Just wait until the end of Freshers Week, then you will be feeling bad!
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
One stop away from..Rugmaker

Just got to pass the knitting exam and then, Rugs R US !
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
The New, Improved,...(KenWritez)
Well, the old one did not levitate. The new, improved one does! Lights beam from his eyes...
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous...duchess)

Wonder how FLP feels about his grandson being a drag queen?
 

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Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits....Tubamirum

Hey now, you can't tar 'em all with the same brush!
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
That's never stopped any of us before!
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
The Original Ship of Calindreams

You mean he had one before us?
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
From Heaven

The new, improved Jengie Jon

Well, I quite liked the old one ...
 

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Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
"Father, can you recommend a good ejaculatory prayer for a stunningly good-looking Orthodox Christian?"

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I am very confused, you're not supposed to say: "Yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, ... , you were wonderful darling, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" anymore ?
 

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Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits Rook

Fun but risky ...
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Tree Bee

Sounds promising!
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Fucking Americans and (OliviaG)

Lucky old OliviaG
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Things you never want... Brains


 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Pânts

I don't even want to think about this one!
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Satanic Bands (Duck)

Yup, watch out for those lightening bolts raining down from heaven.

8.
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
What do I get with... Matt Black

If you need to ask that question that you really can't handle having one.

8.
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
What do I get with......ken

er.. Barbie?
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
What is the appeal...Lamb Chopped

Cawl, hotpot, cold lamb sarnies, stir fry, not forgetting mint sauce.. the list is endless
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
the secrets of the...mirrizin



[ 16. September 2006, 05:06: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I'll take my kids on Balaam

FREE DONKEY RIDES! YAAAAAAAY!
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I'll take my kids on ... Laura But only if she agrees, and they won't get an icecream if they don't say "thank you" afterwards.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
It is something we Moo

We do not wish to dignify it by chanting it.
 

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Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Where am I? ... Mousethief
If your ever unsure of anything such as your current location just ask Mousethief the all knowing.
 

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Posted by Divine Outlaw Dwarf (# 2252) on :
 
The position of the ... GoodCatholicLad.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Wesley J:
Things you never want... Brains

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quote:

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Originally posted by rugasaw:
Where am I? ... Mousethief
If your ever unsure of anything such as your current location just ask Mousethief the all knowing.

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My momma didn't raise me to be no satellite navigation system.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Green Blade Riseth...Lamb Chopped

With sheep like these, who needs a lawnmower!
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy...Ariel

I'm sure Prospero would agree.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The Children of Men ..Not too Bad

I'm surprised there has been no Calvinist backlash...
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Crappy Choruses and Gay Organ Grinder

Obviously a Staggers liturgy.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Dormouse

I can actually see / a deer with a bird up its knee. But no dormouse right now, I'm afraid.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thank you Telepath

Though I guess you already knew that.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New, Improved ...babybear

.. place your offers on ebay ....
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Romans 8:29-30 (Mousethief)

The Mousethief Translation being, of course, lesser known but vastly superior to the Authorised Version.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pius V and the prayerbook Choirboy

I don't think I wanna know really, thank you.
 

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Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Queer Eye for the Straight liturgyqueen

As soon as we find one, of course.

T.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
How to classify my ken

Unique??
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Calling centurian to...Moo

Those Roman legions had some odd customs.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The CofE in the last ACOL-ite

Oh, it's not that badly off yet, is it?
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
We know it's a Sacrament,... Mudfrog

Must be a low-church one.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting... Amy the Undecided

... may be waiting in vain.
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy... ChastMastr


 

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Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Teufelchen:
Queer Eye for the Straight liturgyqueen

As soon as we find one, of course.

T.

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
I'll take my kids on... (CrookedCucumber)

The thrill ride of a lifetime! Chills! Spills!
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
WTF is the point of cometchaser

Now, now.
 

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Posted by Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on :
 
Arrested for handling...Littlelady

The mind boggles
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
WTF is the point of cometchaser

Now, now.

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hey, it's a good question, some days! I think this week,the answer is, schlepping boxes....
 

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Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 256) on :
 
WTF is the point of ...RooK.

Really - how rude! RooK has many points. Some are pointier than others.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
WTF is the point of Duo Seraphim

To settle our legal disputes, of course...
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
WTF is the point of...Mousethief

Doesn't he, like, read stuff in church or something?
 

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Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
Unicycle, Curious Buddhist,... (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)

 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
ooooo... ironic.
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Names for your children...The Ignorant and the Foolish

Yup, that would work with twins.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The background of Calvinism (Father Gregory)

Pulling the strings? Or the reason for Calvin's reformation?
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy... (RuthW)

You just can't get the sheets to fit!

(This is the only response I could come up with that didn't risk the PM or email equivalent of RuthW throwing her shoe at me. )
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
WTF is the point of... (cometchaser)

Because *someone's* got to live in Alaska, why not her?

As a breeder of future cometchasers?

Because the existence of any red-haired woman is never wasted?
 

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Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
Silly names for children....Rat

i don't know, I know some children that the name Rat would be very appropriate for!
 

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Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
i'm not sure i got the above one right, so I'm going to try again...

Crappy Choruses and...(Divine Outlaw thief)

perils to the church!
 

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Posted by Joan Rasch (# 49) on :
 
Are you celebrated..Timothy the Obscure

 

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Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
Too old to be a serious Sister Mary Precious
yeah!
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Say it ain't so!!!

quote:

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Memorial for Deceased...
Spiffy da WonderSheep

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The reports of my death have been greatly exagerrated.

I'm only mostly dead.

[Dangit, CC, I was down here to put this on the thread meself!]

[ 20. September 2006, 20:31: Message edited by: Spiffy da WonderSheep ]
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
I'm just glad you're still with us!

and always happy to get here first!
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
I'll take my kids on Autenrieth Road

but only if they fasten their seatbelts.
 

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Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
I do not like fried...(cometchaser)

I much prefer scrambled!
 

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Posted by Dee. (# 5681) on :
 
WTF is the point of Cometchaser

Hey, I'm sure cometchaser has a point!
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Have you tried patting the top of her head?

Sadly, I have no point.
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 

 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Pyx_e's on holiday. I have to fill in as best I can.
 

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Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Memorial for deceased. . . Choirboy
A sung requiem, no doubt.
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Insults...Lyda*Rose

Okay, who made that crack?!
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"I smack and I'm... Matt Black'

Smackers Anonymous
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Is their a basis for... (Catrine)

Only if you assume conditions allowing for the existence of Catrine can exist.
 

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Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
Helping a toddler to Moo...

Is assistance necessary ?-in my experience the little tykes are already pretty good at farmyard noises.
 

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Posted by Lookin (# 10855) on :
 
I smack and I'm ... Karl: Liberal Backslider

just made me smile. cant think of some quip to go along ...
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Fucking Americans and...Amy the Undecided.

She still yearning after the Canadians?
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Guidebooks for Servers...... (leo)

I need the gemini version, please.
 

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Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
I smack and I'm ...
Pants

As i was saying...

M
 

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Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on :
 
Fucking Americans and Matins

One can war the other can bore...
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Today I consign to...Ariel

Never, I'm not giving up Persil
 

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Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on :
 
I smack and I'm hatless

Just haven't got a thing going for you, have you?
 

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Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Fucking Americans and A Feminine Force

Two male rednecks in American threesome suprised by female ejaculation ..

[ 24. September 2006, 17:01: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 


Brava, Doublethink. I gave up trying to come up with a good one for that.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
How would you like liturgyqueen

He's full of stamina and is not a bad cook.

[ 24. September 2006, 19:46: Message edited by: liturgyqueen ]
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Penis for dinner? (Brains)

Already an argument. Let's just compromise and have the macaroni and cheese.
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
How would you like...Papio

Over easy, please.
 

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Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Popular election of...Cusanus.
Well of course, I wouldn't push myself forward for office, but if the people, in their wisdom, insist...

Schools as prescribing eyeliner.
Gosh. We ban it around here.
 

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Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
Top Gear Presenter....Papa Smurf

oooh - I wish
 

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Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
The Mystery of the Old Hundredth

In which Sherlock Holmes delves into the world of metrical psalms.

T.
 

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Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Firearms...Moo

Holy crap, is this the sort of jumped up megaweapons gansters are using nowadays?! Mooing guns

[ 25. September 2006, 13:02: Message edited by: Zorro ]
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
school as prescribing Zorro

Hmmmm....

Swordsmanship
Advanced Secret Identity
Horsemanship
Acting
Passion for Justice

You could build a pretty good program out of that...
 

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Posted by knowfeellove (# 11298) on :
 
'Isn't the doctrine...Moo'

Holy cow!
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Penis for dinner? (Kelly Alves)

I thought you were vegetarian?!
 

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Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :
 
How would you like St Bertolin...?

Now that's a leading question.

Tom

[ 25. September 2006, 19:39: Message edited by: Tom Day ]
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Erin

Yo! Swing it, eagle! The Gator rocks.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by knowfeellove:
'Isn't the doctrine...Moo'

Holy cow!

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Fiddlesticks and heresy! The Council of Trent clearly defined Oink as the only acceptable option.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Alphabet's back! Come,... Legodude_uk

and be our guest
as playfulness shall never rest.
From A to Z and Z to A
with Lego bricks we long to play!
 

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Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
There is an absolutely awesome thread for FLPs in Eccles at the moment!

Worshippers lured by the giant cheeseburger
Oh yes indeed!
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Intercommunion on the liturgyqueen

Well, really! We're Liturgy Queens, not common whores!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Fucking Americans and ... ken

Wot? No barbie?
 

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Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Calling Erin II ... Amazing Grace

Trying to convert Erin might be dangerous and telling her whether or not she's a Christian sounds even more dangerous. I think I'll pass.
 

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Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
calling Erin II (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Young Children and The Silent Acolyte

Well, in the current climate, at least leave the door open.
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Too old to be a serious ... Littlelady ... and in my case there are a few other issues™ as well
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The New, Improved, Karl: Liberal Backslider

Now with lower friction, and Kung-Fu Grip™
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Things you never want... Schroedinger's Cat.

Especially if he's going to crap in the garden.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Things you never want... Stevie Boy Wonder.

Story of my life...
 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Things you never want... Stevie Boy Wonder.

Story of my life...

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Poor Stevie.

Poor, poor Stevie.

Auntie Doris x
 

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Posted by auntie di (# 11521) on :
 
calling Erin II... crackers and goat cheese

I wouldn't dare
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Secrets of the...m-t tomb
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Hot Christian... Cod

There should be a really obvious gag to go with this, but I can't find it this late at night. Anyone?
 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Hot Christian... Cod

There should be a really obvious gag to go with this, but I can't find it this late at night. Anyone?

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quote:

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Originally posted by Talmudnik:
Oh, Canada, Ship's Cat

I thought that it was "our home and native land" - damn separatists here, keeping us in the dark when they change the national anthem...

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Nah, I was just calling the ship's cat in to get his dinner and that's his name.
 

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Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
Today I consign to Kelly Alves... girl's got all the luck!
 

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Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
Author of Evil Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow
No surprises there then.
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
PYAD, that's cool enough to be your sig, neh?

The Calvinist God....what... (Mousethief)

I've often thought the Calvinist God resembled Mousethief.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What must we do to Leprechaun

Just catching him's supposed to be enough.
 

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Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Hah curses you beat me to it.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Small Groups in Liturgical ship's cat

They'll have to be bloody small to fit in there.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What must we do to sharkshooter

Report him to the Department of Fisheries and Oceans, of course.

(As far as I know, DFO is still DFO, good sense having prevented it from changing to the generic X Canada nomenclenture - consider the acronym.)
 

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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Top Gear presenter...... Autenrieth Road

Yes, that would be a good name for a top gear presenter. But the original incumbent is merely indisposed, not dead, so it's rather presumptious to arrange a takeover bid!
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
What must we do to... m.t.tomb

...oh, I'm sure some people have suggestions.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Names for your children... Rangatira

Oh, that's just cruel.
 

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Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
how not to explain Bean Sidhe

and I was amused to discover:
Eagle Swings -- hot LynnMagdalenCollege it's been far too long since I was considered hot!
 

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Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Do you actually notice...Zorro

Every goddam day!

[ 01. October 2006, 16:00: Message edited by: Zorro ]
 

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Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
The Calvinist God....what...m.t-tomb
Wait, I thought Calvinists embrace the resurrection?!
 

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Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Sermons without the Divine Outlaw Dwarf

Now I know Jesus was considered a bit of a rebel, however I am thankful there are sermons that don't call him vertically challenged. There is no biblical basis for that whatsoever.

ETA: sppeling, code

[ 01. October 2006, 17:16: Message edited by: the giant cheeseburger ]
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
A good test-case for... Custard.

Is it...

(a) the correct shade of yellow,
(b) lumpy enough!

8.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by 8bit Micro:
A good test-case for... Custard.

Is it...

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quote:

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Originally posted by Henry Troup:
(As far as I know, DFO is still DFO, good sense having prevented it from changing to the generic X Canada nomenclenture - consider the acronym.)

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Sorry, Henry.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Alphabet's back! Come Jenn R

...our souls inspire
And lighten with celestial fire...
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
The New, Improved,... (babybear)

Now with deep-pile fur, infra-red vision and overdrive!

Option still available: Complete Knowledge of the Universe module.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How not to explain Newman's Own

It's like, stuff you put on lettuce, and it's made by that bloke who used to be in films with the other guy...
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Sermons without the Mousethief

Oh, it's hardly the same now, is it?
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
My Dignity Does Not Tortuf

I'm not sure what it means, but I'm sure Tortufing is not dignified!
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Blessing of Animals (Lowly Worm)

Of course! All Creatures Great and Small!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What denomination is .. Goodric

C of E, like his cat.
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
What denomination is... (Goodric)

Doesn't he attend St. Bastard's?
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
x-post... arrrgh.

My dignity does not...(Moo)

Well honestly, whose does? Mine sort of yips.
 

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Posted by BibleBeltAnglican (# 10884) on :
 
How to write Greek... Moo

No, no, no. It's &mu
 

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Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
What denomination is ... Amazing Grace?

Hopefully all of them...
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
My dignity does not Moo

Well, it wouldn't be terribly dignified if it did.
 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
What denomination is... Max.

A very good question indeed!

Auntie Doris x
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Names of your children...shoewoman

So what do you name them when you've got so many you don't know what to do?
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Vocations and walking The Coot

Nice work if you can get it...
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Names for your children... Pootle

Who couldn't love a child named after a flump? When I eventually meet the future Mrs Boy Wonder, we may have to discuss this one...
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits

with butter! yum!
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Nottingham - a suitable ptarmigan

I though it was global warming we were worried about?

[ 02. October 2006, 19:37: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Sermons without the... Custard

What church is this? We only get bread and wine at ours...
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What denomination is... Panda

Dunno... Church of China?
 

---

Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New, Improved Leprechaun

- complete with five-leaf clover.
 

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Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Horrible Liturgical... Anselmina

Now just because a girl doesn't use the English Missal, is no reason to get insulting.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Scriptural basis for... The Great Gumby

"Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell face down on the ground, crying, "MY! BRAIN! HURTS!!" (1Sam 17:49, slightly paraphrased)
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Six Candles on the John Holding

Quite a balancing act.
 

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
When did you stop beating...Lyda*Rose

Probably about the time the arrest and restraining order kicked in.
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by cometchaser:
Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits

with butter! yum!

---

Butter them biscuits!
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How long have you been... Paul W.

I'd take a guess it's probably been all his life...
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Ultracrepidarian in... Faithful Sheepdog

You can do the punchline yourselves, sickoes.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
When did you stop beating ken

Beat him? I can't even get him to play against me!
 

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Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
Sermons without the.....Amazing Grace

aww, leave out the best bits !
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Darn it, you beat me to it!

[ 04. October 2006, 14:08: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 

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Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket...Seasick

Finally, something with equivalent value to his sayings!

No offense, seasick
 

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Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket ... Amazing Grace

Even more proof we really can't call him a Christian!
 

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Posted by The Coot (# 220) on :
 
Shocking Victoriana (The Coot)

Mm. Yes. I didn't design it that way... but I am gratified and think I can live up to the responsibility by going about business as usual.
 

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Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Eagle Swings - hot Kelly Alves

Goes without saying.
 

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Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What do I get with... Chukovsky?

Free bucket with every purchase?
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Esmeralda:
What do I get with... Chukovsky?

Free bucket with every purchase?

---

To chuck away things?
 

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Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
What do I get with ... Alan Cresswell

Well, to start with you get an American floozy and a wee Scottish lad.
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
When did you stop beating... (Posy)

When she kicked my ass?


Today I Consign to... (Jonah the Whale)

Open wide!


Shipmates Expecting... (Jack the Lass)

...but instead receiving me! MWAHAHAAAAA!


IbP would be sooo proud!
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Do you actually notice Henry Troup
Henry who? Does he post here?
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Not an FLP per se, but according to the boards home page there are currently...

101 Lurkers

Ah, the less well-remembered Disney cartoon...
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Best ever album title Scum (...Dominus Vobi-)

I can't say that that is my favorite.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket Amazing Grace

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!!

[ 06. October 2006, 03:37: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket... (Barnabas62)

"God Hates Barnabas62!"



I'd egg Phelps for that one. (Unless God really does hate B62! )
 

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Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
London Duck Meet ... Auntie Doris

... Auntie Doris, this is London Duck
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Shipmates expecting... The Great Gumby

(spins round in chair, stroking white cat) Good evening, Mr Gumby. We've been expecting you...
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Kiss Bishop's Rings:... (Amethyst)

Yes, I believe that's the traditional stone.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Reoccuring Questions... Alan Cresswell

Yes, he does crop up a lot, but he's not really a question, is he?
 

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Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Confraternity of the ... BibleBeltAnglican

Um, is that an Anglo-Catholic or Evangelical group?
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
How long have you been...Timothy the Obscure

I've been Timothy all my life--the obscurity waxes and wanes...
 

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Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Scriptural basis for Balaam

Numbers 22 will do for a start

(though I must say Don Francisco's version of the story is a lot funnier (lyrics half way down right-hand column)).
 

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Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Kill him first we duck

Unflinching, that one is.
 

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Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
How long have you been... Alan Creswell

I'm not, I never have been, and I never will be.
Oh this isn't the : paranoid : thread is it
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket... RooK

Tickets for sale! I gotcher ringside seats right here!
 

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Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Freddy

On a bicycle?

[ 09. October 2006, 20:00: Message edited by: Firenze ]
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Silly Names for Children... auntie di

Think how confused that kid would be. Especially if it's a boy.
 

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Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Church doomed in Britain (Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known)

So remember, kids, when founding your next church, pick a popular patron saint!
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Punishment and Murdering... Barnabas62

No!! How could anyone do such a thing? What's Barnabas ever done to you?!
 

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Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
I just came over to post that, SBW!!! So instead I'll post Confidentiality, trust LynnMagdalenCollege because it seems like such good advice

(edited to make it funnier)

[ 10. October 2006, 09:15: Message edited by: LynnMagdalenCollege ]
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
2 for 1 special offer on Famous Last Posts!

Confidentiality, Trust, Crackers & Goat's Cheese

The four vital ingredients in any church, right?

What's the deal with... Schroedinger's Cat

We've been wondering that for a long time...
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Cardiff meet - 14th Carys

I didn't know that there was a Welsh calendar. What day is that on the regular calendar?
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What to do with a dead... Martin L

The options are endless...
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What to do with a dead sabine

{really bad taste}
"Remember, first rape, then pillage, then burn!"
{/really bad taste}
{no worse than usual}
 

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Posted by Pânts (# 999) on :
 
[party political broadcast]

This Brit needs a small... (Pânts)

[/party political broadcast]

 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What to do with a dead Bishops Finger

put it in a reliquary.
 

---

Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Anselm

talk about seeing the future!
 

---

Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 

quote:

---

What's the deal with... Schroedinger's Cat

We've been wondering that for a long time...

---

Either dead or alive--you won't know till you open the box...
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Ezekiel's Vision of DarkKnight

Now that's prophetic!
 

---

Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Dark Knight.


(Singing)

A dark knight within a wheel
A-rollin' way in the middle of the air!
 

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Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
Why there isn't a Doctor Hugal

Because Hugal hasn't done a PhD?
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Calling The Giant Cheeseburger... Alan Cresswell

...would cause a lot of confusion around these parts.
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust... Smudgie

Indeed
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Fight the Good Father Gregory

And in this corner of the ring, wearing a large pointy hat and an elaborate robe...
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Ancient Mariner, media...(Raspberry Rabbit)

Oh, come now! Equating AM to a pastry? (Although I admit the thought of putting AM's head in my mouth and slowly biting it off and then sucking out the filling does attract me on a primordial level. That'll teach him to diss my Nativity Play performance!)
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Clerical Mutiny Against...(Basselope)

"Run, Basselope! Run!"
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Has anyone seen the ORGANMEISTER?

Did you check behind the console? Up in the loft? Over at the pub?
 

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Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust, (Melon)

Which of these three does not belong on the breakfast table? Which of these three benefits most from being squirted with lime juice?


This Brit needs a small...(Grits)

[sniff] Really, she's just polenta.


What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

1. Gut and preserve corpus. (Discard offal or give to Scottish shipmates for haggis)
2. Coat corpus with urethane
3. Insert steel rod up corpus' anus
4. Affix base of rod to mounting plate on floor stand
5. Arrange arms and legs in life-like pose (I favor "grizzly bear attack!" style)
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws


Grandson of FLP (Famous... (Henry Troup)

Is he famous for being stuffed?


Ezekiel's vision of... (DarkKnight)

"...and I saw a dark chariot, with wings as a bat, flying through the night, steered by another bat...."
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by KenWritez:

What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

...
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws

---

I object! I'm a life-long non-smoker. I insist on a large coffee mug instead.
 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Where is the body of... Late Paul

Under the patio?

Auntie Doris x
 

---

Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Fight the good St Bertolin

And to think the poor boy changed his screen name to avoid appearin in Famous Last Posts
 

---

Posted by LatePaul (# 37) on :
 
Has anyone seen the... liturgyqueen

It's like Dr Seuss for the Eccles crowd
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight Honest Ron Bacardi

My money's on Honest Ron Bacardi.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
I expose a pantomime... duchess

Get this - she's actually... a bloke in drag!
 

---

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Nope, I can assure you I am all woman, my dear boy.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Confidentiality, Trust, RooK

In RooK we trust.
 

---

Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Fighting the good CuppaT

Why would you do that? Wait ... you don't work for Starbuck's, do you?
 

---

Posted by CuppaT (# 10523) on :
 
Nope. But I sure do like their coffee.
 

---

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Priestly genitalia ... John Holding

Is that allowed?
 

---

Posted by kiwigoldfish (# 5512) on :
 
Calling the Giant Cheeseburger,... mr cheesy

So McDonalds employ Roger Hargreaves to name their burgers?
 

---

Posted by Calindreams (# 9147) on :
 
baptising the dead babybear

Throwing up all sorts of theological debates about child baptism, baptism of the dead and animal theology.
 

---

Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
A good test-case for mudfrog

...whose legality has not yet been established. (Presumably one must prove substantial similarity with Common Worship).
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What is the most boring... Jolly Jape

Well, the old "bucket of water over the door" has been done to death...
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust,...(duchess)


 

---

Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
The latest brouhaha from GoodCatholicLad

Oh, no, what's he on about now?
 

---

Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Henry Troup:

quote:

---

Originally posted by KenWritez:

What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

...
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws

---

I object! I'm a life-long non-smoker. I insist on a large coffee mug instead.

---

but the steel rod up your ass isn't a problem, eh?

and:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Priestly genitalia ... John Holding

---

 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Dumping on GCL...

What is the most boring GoodCatholicLad

Well, I was certainly in the running in middle school. God, I was insufferable. Daily Communicant and everything.
 

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Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Has anyone seen the GoodCatholicLad

He's really making this far too easy.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Where is the body of mr cheesy

Cosmogate takes a macabre turn ..
 

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Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
that thread is just TOO good!

Where is the body of mudfrog

awright, who lost the frog?
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
arrest me... (mr cheesy)
If it's a crime for luving you-whoo-whoo!
 

---

Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Where is the body of... stowaway?

Well, it was in the lifeboat until we gave them a burial at sea
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?
 

---

Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Calling Pyx_e dorothea

We're not at Staggers for God's sake!
 

---

Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Mousethief:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

---

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by basso:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Mousethief:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

---

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.

---

Maybe even some so dull that they don't know they exist...

---

I was coming here to FLP that same line and say that whoever it was, it couldn't possibly be Fergie!
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight... the coiled spring

And the battle rages on.
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
A good test-case for (Old Grey Whistler)

Bridge over the River Quai?
 

---

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
For People Who Make ... Pure Sunshine

Awwwwww. That gets me right there.
 

---

Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
Fight the good alienfromzog

That's the trouble with mankind. We fight all aliens without waiting to find out if they're good first.
 

---

Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
BA bans the cross dinghy sailor

Couldn't they have just made him wait in the queue until he calmed down.
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Freddy

As I looked, a stormy wind came out of the north: a great cloud with brightness around it and fire flashing forth continually, and in the middle of the fire, something like gleaming amber. In the middle of it was something like a living Swedenborgian. This was its appearance: it was of human form...
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Racist, Fascist, Crusading Gwai

I think that is absolute hogwash. She has always seemed quite moderate to me.
 

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Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Change to 10Cs - please Moo

Thou shalt moo. Thou shalt not baa.

Paul W
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you):

quote:

---

Originally posted by basso:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Mousethief:

quote:

---

Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

---

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.

---

Maybe even some so dull that they don't know they exist...

---

I was coming here to FLP that same line and say that whoever it was, it couldn't possibly be Fergie!

---

Um, keyword here...toes.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Of course, there probably are other duchesses more boring than Sarah Ferguson, but they're so boring I haven't heard of them. Which makes it quite hard to do a joke about them...
 

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Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Consumer reports on Amazing Grace

How amazing is it really? We mark grace out of 10...
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Racist, Fascist, Crusading Amazing Grace

How sweet the sound...
 

---

Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Mass Intentions Made...Choirboy

That, and clothes, make the man.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Of course, there probably are other duchesses more boring than Sarah Ferguson, but they're so boring I haven't heard of them. Which makes it quite hard to do a joke about them...

---

There's a lesson here....
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight Divine Outlaw Dwarf

film at eleven!
 

---

Posted by madteawoman (# 11174) on :
 
What is an inclusive Jolly Jape?

Goodness, does everything have to be PC today?
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
So Europe doesn't want Honest Ron Bacardi

Those short-sighted fools! They don't know what they're missing!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Tag Everyone (Henry Troup)

If everyone is tagged "Henry Troup" how are we going to know which Henry Troup is the real Henry Troup? C'mon riverfalls, answer me that.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Christian Nudists of St. Punk the Pious

A monastic order of an unprecendented kind...
 

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Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Mary's Son Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

Jesus was Lithuanian, sainted, and had a Polish royal name???
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
God makes them believe Nigel M

He has removed the veil from their hearts...
 

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Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Songs that describe... Psalm61

I would have thought that Psalm 61 describes Psalm 61 pretty well.

[ 19. October 2006, 22:26: Message edited by: Ultracrepidarian ]
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Buddies (Moo)

What strange friendships we have...
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Libertarian Wing of Mad Geo

How doth a bird fly with one wing?
 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Estragon

sounds like a mildly misspelled perimenopausal raptor.
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Beauty (Zorro)

I've never met him, but I'm sure he is!
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What is the most boring aumbry ?

A plain pine box, and empty to boot.
 

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Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
Christian Nudists of ... Flausa

Yup, that's entirely accurate according to the original thread title.
 

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Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Jack Straw. Why, oh, Gwai?

Since she's in Chicago, why are you bothering her? Unless... Gwai, are you giving directives to the UK gov't???

Talmudnik
 

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Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Talmudnik:
Jack Straw. Why, oh, Gwai?

Since she's in Chicago, why are you bothering her? Unless... Gwai, are you giving directives to the UK gov't???

Talmudnik

---

Now if they'd just listen
 

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Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
Anti-Protestant Faith ... Flausa

Heh. What would my old Reformed Baptist Church think of me now?
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
All Saints Welcome... Lyda*Rose

I'd heard the band were reforming, but I didn't realise they were getting new members in...
 

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Posted by Tina (# 63) on :
 
Racist, fascist, crusading teddybear

Scary thought ...
 

---

Posted by Anna B (# 1439) on :
 
Racist, fascist, crusading MouseThief

Bzzzzzzzzzzt! Thanks for playing!
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror Left at the Altar

Burnt offerings.

[ 22. October 2006, 01:31: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 

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Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
new improved...Papio

I was quite fond of the original model.
 

---

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Today I Consign to Moth...

...all the old clothes in the drawer.
 

---

Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Has anyone experienced... Stoo?

Only online - I've yet to meet him in Real Life™
 

---

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Riverfalls Shamefully...riverfalls
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Ritual for a Solemn Comper's Child

Sometimes when one is feeling solemn, no amount of ritual can cheer one up.

Confraternity of the Liturgy Queen


 

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Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ritual for a solemn Hooker's Trick

You know you're carrying the liturgy too far when you carry it all the way to the brothel.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New Improved Sir Kevin

as if that were possible ....
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror... Goldfish Stew

No punchline required, this one does all the work itself.
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
WELCOME to the Ship,... icklejen

Funny, I thought I had seen you here already!

8.
 

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Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on :
 
Praying for the
Matt Black
Return of Jesus

So Jesus is going to return at night?
 

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Posted by ken (# 2460) on :
 
What is an inclusive church?

What's going on on Mount Athos?

Priestly genitalia
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename... Sioni Sais

Hasn't anyone told them the name change amnesty's over now?

(oh, and btw, have people been confusing Famous Last Posts with Famous Consecutive Posts? )
 

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Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Made in the image of babybear

Presenting...grandbabybear!
 

---

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Forward in Faith Fight Father Gregory!

Tickets where, please??
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
North warns against St. Punk the Pious

Well. He clearly doesn't know him as well as we do.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
By the power of the Leetle Masha

I pronounce you part of the Orthodox Plot™
 

---

Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
Thanks, Henry, but that power resides solely in Fr. Gregory's authority....
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Songs that describe dolphy

Best I can come up with is "Baby Beluga".
 

---

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
recommendations for..Josesphine

I'd recommend her highly.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!

---

Thanks, really, I appreciate the job offer, but do you really want to put me alone in a room with all the other bishies in the Communion? Because you know someone's going to come out of that meeting with my boot print on their behind.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How far back does biblical Spong

I'm not sure Spong was ever biblical, no matter how far back you go.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames MouseThief

for missing mouse.
 

---

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames...Lyda*Rose

Damn! That's what I get for not wearing my hijab.
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Proverbial wisdom vs ... The Great Gumby

Hmm...
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Hooker's Trick

no doubt, to something much more politically correct...
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror... Lumpy da Moose.

Maybe try a chicken next time, either that or use a better blender.
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
ETA.. pimple

Damn those spots.
 

---

Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
Liberal Guilt and Good Custard.

Is Bird's Nestlé?
 

---

Posted by DarkKnight (# 9415) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames...DarkKnight

Na dude
Not on the sunshine or the good times neither.
You got to blame that shit on the boogie
 

---

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames ... Gordon Cheng

Nah - not even Gordo should wear that one!
 

---

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
My Friend Fred..My Duck

Eeee, that Reverend Phelps, ee's a card.

[ 27. October 2006, 08:22: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Praying for the Custard

Please God, don't let this custard go lumpy. Or thin.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why don't Anglo-Catholics Trisagion

They don't? I'm sure they do!
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename... MouseThief

The 'Christian' name... MouseThief

Even more 'Christian' now including a capital 'T'. Looks like a cross. So well done, Exeter CU.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
My name's KenWritez... Barnabas62

Wait a second - they're the same person?!? Which one's the sockpuppet?!?!
 

---

Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
"It aint me babe".

But how about -

The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep?

Now that would be some sort of an occasion.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames The Man With No Name

but did he name the culprit?
 

---

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?
 

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Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename...Trisagion
To what, though? (Something less, well, saggy?)

The Investiture of ....Pigwidgeon
A worthy candidate, to be sure.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Bonfire Night versus... Cod

If you like your fish well done, you've come to the right place!
 

---

Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?

---

Surely it should be the Organist
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What is an inclusive Fauja

I don't know; you tell me.
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
I can't believe you ,Liturgy Queen

!!!
 

---

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I don't know what this means, but found it amusing..

Christians who commit Custard.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
North London or out Emma

I'll take North London. What am I, Peter Tatchell?
 

---

Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 
heheheh - all those secrets!!! Which one would I be being outed for...
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames duchess

I mean, how typical! It's always the aristocracy's fault.
 

---

Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
What is an inclusive MouseThief?

He'll take voles, gerbils, even small rats....
 

---

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Christians who commit pimple

Don't squeeze it!
 

---

Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
SHUT UP! Saint Bertelin

Sage advice for many people I'm sure but is Saint Bertelin really one of the noisy ones?

8.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
IngoB, please to be (The Man With No Name)

---

<snort>
 

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Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
The New, Improved... trebuchet

Can Fling Two Tonnes of Rock for Twenty Miles!!!!
Buy Yours NOW and get a Free Siege Tower!!!!!
 

---

Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
The new, Improved...Trebuchet

Oh yes! Just in time for haloween!!!!!
 

---

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Burning in Effigy...the giant cheeseburger

That would be "well-done", then?
 

---

Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Calling lildave ... pimple

Use your imagination. Nothing I have to say here is Circus appropriate.

[ 01. November 2006, 15:25: Message edited by: Gwai ]
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The new, improved Hart

It no longer desireth the waterbrooks?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Church seeks Mystery Simon

They'll never spot him in that Ned Flanders disguise.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Hell Moo

The devil raises cattle?
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Do you actually notice the Giant Cheeseburger?

What giant cheeseburger? I don't see a...wait! Oh! That one!
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why don't Anglo-Catholics ken

'cause they're no' Church o' Scotland.
 

---

Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The investiture of Laura

An excellent idea!
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Shipmates Photos Smudgie

best clean the lens, then.
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
I do not want to saysay

Is that the answer to "how much money have you gotgot?"

[ 03. November 2006, 18:06: Message edited by: Papio ]
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
And now we have...

Calling lildave7777 (Pants)

No comment.
 

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Posted by DarkKnight (# 9415) on :
 
Cheer me up, please...AdamPater

There, there AP. I'll give it a try.
Um...riverfalls has left disguisted, vowing never to post in Heaven again.
 

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Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
I'm slightly odd because Left at the Altar

Well, that's not really surprising.
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Noah and the flood (Flubb)

The sound of the flood.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The Investiture of Liturgy Queen

Hem, hem, hem...
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Saddam's gonna hang Lookin

I do hope not, what's she done to upset him?

(sorry, I ballsed it up)

[ 05. November 2006, 12:59: Message edited by: Stevie Boy Wonder ]
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Saddam's gonna hang - sadly mad

I'd be more than slightly mad if it were to happen to me.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Throw the reprobate MouseThief

...into the outer darkness, where there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.
 

---

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
Foil? Epee? Sabre?...(Spike)

Can you fence with a pointy spear?
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Do you look at people's... mountainsnowtiger

Well, I try not to, but you're always a bit curious as to whether someone else's is bigger, aren't you?
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
The new, improved...Smudgie.

Got yourself a new penguin suit then?
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
What do you do to a .. leo
Give him or her birthday gifts in July or August
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Cats and dogs Moo

Erm, hate to point this out... no they don't.
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Foil? Epee? Sabre? Ringtailed Lemur

Is D the odd one out?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Why don't the English leonato

Because they don't know how?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.

---

The fourth would have been my Uncle Henry (d. 1985), and the third his father, my grandfather (d. 1968). Before that ... check the 1928 revision :-)
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
HT: .

Chocolate for the Hosts Viola

Bad idea -- it clogs the strings.
 

---

Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
Is Satan the ruler: Mudfrog

well a frog is less scary than what i was taught in sunday school.
 

---

Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
from last week...

Calling Lildave777....davelarge

is he little, is he large? who knows!
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Investiture of The Silent Acolyte

The ritual donning of amice, alb, cincture, and gag was most impressive.
 

---

Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Australian Queen's... duchess

The creation of the Duchy of Wagga Wagga by QEII did originally raise some eyebrows, but is now considered quite prestigious.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
OK, this keeps coming up , so I'm going to share it with you all too

Priestly Genitalia (Vesture, Posture, Gesture)

I imagine a wee willie peeping out, dressed in tiny gold garb, standing up and waving about.

There, now I'm not alone in having that image plastered behind my eyeballs.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Yes, and due to the time difference, you've planted that beautiful image in my head just as I'm about to go to bed. If I have disturbing dreams, AR, I'm holding you responsible.
 

---

Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
"Australian Muslim Blames... Janine"?

The boy sure gets around.

Hmph. Get in line, buddy.
 

---

Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
What do you do to a Schroedinger's cat

Open the box and check if the poor thing is ok!

Paul W
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'm slightly odd because... neandergirl

Fear ye not: I'm certain neanderboy is just as odd.
 

---

Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
How to avoid having...Choirboy

Simply don't invite me. I'm usually pretty good at taking a hint.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Choirboy:
How to avoid having...Choirboy

---

Why ever would you want to?

Celebrations of the Liturgy Queen

Guys...I'm touched...
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
How to Elevate Saint Bertelin


 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
How to avoid having Timothy the Obscure

Name your main character Jude instead.
 

---

Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Eagle Swings hot RuthW

coff coff coff....
 

---

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Somebody bring me some ... Mad Geo ... though right now I'd prefer a cold ale
 

---

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Problems with Organ (Simon)

TMI. By far.
 

---

Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
What do you do to a Gay Organ Grinder

I'm not sure I want to know.
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Car Repairs Matt Black

I didn't even know Matt was broken. Now that's what I call a smart car...
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
I want to try my hand at (GoodCatholicLad)

But then my mother would totally believe all the rumors...
 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
this thread is the gift that keeps on giving:
Problems with organ... (rugasaw)
 

---

Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
And again (apologies if this has been done before)

Problems with organ... Left at the Altar

But the preacher said I should give my heart to Jesus!
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mother of a teenager... Moth

Now in a a cinema near you! - Parental guidance advised.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Calling lildave7777 riverfalls

Now there's no need to be insulting...
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I can't believe you MouseThief

Just on the side; it doesn't pay all that well.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What to do you do to a Liturgy Queen

That's...negotiable...

Why do people question the riverfalls

Do you really want me to answer that?

My job sucks like a riverfalls

My job sucks like a riverfalls on the set of Harry Potter!
 

---

Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
My job sucks like a riverfalls on the set of Harry Potter!

---

That thread was great! I'm gonna have a look and see if I can find it in oblivion.

Why do people question Kelly Alves

I don't know, but I wouldn't recommend questioning Kelly if she has her axe handy.
 

---

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Fully human yet without ... Saint Bertelin How can this be?
 

---

Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Just how stupid can... Jimmy B?

That is a question we would all like answered!
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
and now we have...

Just how silly can Ingo B

Pretty silly, at times.
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fear as an industry Superslug

I'm not surprised. There can't be much of a demand for those, can there? - Time to look for a new job, praps?
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Why Do People Question Kelly Alves?

I couldn't possibly comment.
 

---

Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Problems with Organ...Simon

This one just keeps popping up doesn't it?
 

---

Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
My job sucks like a ... crookedcucumber

I wouldn't have thought bendiness really mattered if you're just going to cut it up anyway, but maybe I'm missing something.
 

---

Posted by Izzybee (# 10931) on :
 
Why do people question... Kelly Alves

I know I wouldn't - that axe looks a little too sharp...
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Mother of a Teenager Gwai

(speaking as her husband)...
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Famous BBC RSS feed... comet

Never heard of 'em. Is that how comets get bigger?
 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I loves to eats the Beeb's RSS! Feed Me, Seymour!

[ 12. November 2006, 06:20: Message edited by: comet ]
 

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Posted by Ham'n'Eggs (# 629) on :
 
I was delighted to see that Viola is proclaiming her sanitory accomplishments via the medium of All Saints.

Bath - Friday 10th Nov (Viola)

Presumably attendance was limited by various factors?
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Elton John speaks: I_am_not_Job

That's as profound as anything he's spoken since Bernie fled
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Augustine and Triple Tiara - I'm sure he'd look just as good in a single one.

Things I hate to see - My Duck - Then get a better looking one!
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Things I Hate to See... hatless

Glaciers, igloos, all things snowy - way too cold.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Wesley J:
Things I Hate to See... hatless

Glaciers, igloos, all things snowy - way too cold.

---

But they're warmer if they're wearing hats?
 

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Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
Is it time to fire... Ken?

well, the new £25 congestion charge will make lost of people say yes to this.
 

---

Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
The New, Improved Autenrieth Road

This is what that congestion charge pays for, icklejen!

T.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Smudging & The Spiffy da WonderSheep

Covers up the smell of wet wool.
 

---

Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
(Can't resist it)

The New Improved Moo

(as if ....)
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Twixmas (Bishop's Finger)

So if the Bish has one finger of Twix, who gets the other one?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Plan to abduct the alienfromzog

...just as soon as I figure out where zog is.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Plan to abduct the Mousethief

Now, that's just not nice.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Pathetic Drivel, Heresy...Amazing Grace

Sounds like a nice summation of orgnanized religion to me.
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
What comes in between franknhonest?

The letter "n", isn't it?

What do you do to a trebuchet?

Keep well clear of it!
 

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Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Calling all shipmates... Auntie Doris

Well I think it has a nice ring to it!

Auntie Doris x
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Riverfalls Shamefully Nurks

Could someone explain to me how someone Nurks?
 

---

Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by mirrizin:
Could someone explain to me how someone Nurks?

---

quote:

---

Originally posted by Spike:
I want to leave or change... riverfalls

Don't we all....

---

 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Most disconcerting Liturgy Queen

Archbishop Hope?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Calling Apprentice KenWritez

You're about 9632 posts too late.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
America alone will trebuchet

Everybody else will catapult.
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'm building a church... Bishops Finger

I'd say he might need more than one finger. Except he's the Bishop of Oz.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Celibacy, sexual orientation, Liturgy Queen

The trifecta!
 

---

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Whats going on in Vikki Pollard

I haven't a clue, and I'm not sure I want to find out.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Spiffy da WonderSheep

Promoting her scintillating wit through one's sig is hardly "dumb"! {{sniff}}
 

---

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Priestly genitalia (Worm in the Grass)
This gives strange images in my head...
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
LQ, aww, shucks...

Nurks, you are not (MouseThief)

Just in case you were confused.
 

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Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Nurks, you are not...Spiffy da WonderSheep

Ain't dat da truth!
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Most Disconcerting Liturgy Queen
After the recent 'trifecta' we're not surprised...
 

---

Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
Nurks you are not...AdamPater.

Just in case you weren't sure.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It's the time to fire anteater

Seriously! I mean, has anyone else noticed the bugs around here!
 

---

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Nurks, you are not...fight club for the soul

However much you may wish to whack us over the head with our various sins.

[ 22. November 2006, 00:24: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
nurks, you are not RooK

and a good thing too!
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Trudy Scrumptious:
nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.

---

I've never suspected Trudy of having a messianic complex, but now that she's making "I AM" statements...
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Before Abraham was mentioned in Tuesday's Grauniad, I AM CONFUSED.
 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
it's a grand thread title, isn't it?

nurks, you are not... SearchingForAbsolutes

I beg to differ...
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
nurks you are not SearchingForAbsolutes

Of course not. He's already found them all.
 

---

Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Oh, Those Catholic Zappa


Oh my gosh--there are Catholic ones, too???


 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!
 

---

Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Let's exterminate U

Text-speak daleks? Hide!

T.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Sending the lambs to U


Mail order lambs by text message! Woo hoo!
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Sending the lambs to My Duck

Bad plan. Barnfowl should be fed a strictly vegetarian diet.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Mousethief

Call me Ishmael.
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Odd things in Hell- Choirboy

 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
and
Oh, those Catholic nurks
They even have nurks in Rome?
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
and
Biblical innerancy nurks


we are witnessing the creation of a new verb - to nurk, nurking, nurked. Translation is subjective.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What the young 'uns Spike

The punch at school dances?
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Happy Thanksgiving Frustrated Farmer
(No turkey for you!)
 

---

Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Wet Kipper

someone else thinks "Papa Smurf" was better, then ?
 

---

Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
I do not like Fried Wet Kipper

But it's a great British delicacy!

T.

[ 23. November 2006, 10:35: Message edited by: Teufelchen ]
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Vatican Approach to ... Matt Black A learned, cautious approach, tinged with the wisdome of centuries. And when that doen't vork "no one expects ze Inquisition."
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by comet:
Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!

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Awwww ....
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...
 

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Posted by Mostly Noble Pixels (# 8783) on :
 
Odd things in hell ... RooK
 

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Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Jonathon Edwards on Gordon Cheng

I didn't think Gordon approved of that kind of thing.
 

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Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by MouseThief:
Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...

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Ha ha ha ...

Today in the Styx, "Want to leave or change Calindreams" - well, Calin, you know where you're not wanted ...
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Rowan and the right-wing Callan

Together they fight crime, injustice and fret about the erosion of family values.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Questioning couplets pimple

I'm sure it's big and pustulous enough to be considered a boil.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Fundamentalism is the Crooked Cucumber

just a bit too obscure for me. Needs some explanation.
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Can anybody translate... Sharkshooter

Sorry, he's totally unintelligible to me.
 

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Posted by lazystudent (# 5172) on :
 
Privileges of being a 'maiden' Mrs Wogan...

I can think of a few.
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Priviledges of being.... duchess

I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Let's exterminate...infinite monkey

Can't be done: there are hundreds of thousands more primates waiting behind the initial onslought.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Dumb things we do for... Mousethief

I knew that fancy new beard curler wouldn't be a great hit... dunno why I sent it.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
"Let's exterminate"... Papio



Don't you dare! The Ship wouldn't be the same without him.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Things I hate to see...Pulsator Organorum Ineptus.
My grasp of Latin's not so firm, but I'm guessing that hearing it might actually be the greater problem.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Newspapers and their grushi

You know, I can never keep up these fads. Is that the one where you put little pictures of fish into a grid of boxes? Or is it the one where you fold the newspaper into a fancy box for chocolates?
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
London Duck meet Emma

Emma dear, this is London Duck. I'll go and put the kettle on and leave you two to get to know each other, shall I? <leans in, whispers> *his father's a very important mallard*

[fixed crap coding]

[ 25. November 2006, 00:42: Message edited by: grushi ]
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Emma <breaks uncomfortable silence>: So, what do you do?
London Duck: quack
Emma: Really? I’ve always wanted to meet a naturopath.

Australians have the comet

Yeah, but we got the bomb. Wait.
<Rock-beats-scissors. Scissors-beats-paper. Paper-beats-rock>
Is the bomb better than the comet?
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Let's Exterminate Papio


 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Too little time allowed...MouseThief.
The mice would argue that any time at all is far too much.

(edited to get the bolding thing right.)

[ 25. November 2006, 19:09: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Let's exterminate The Atheist

Now now, it's not right to do unto them what they tried to do unto us. Vengeance is the Lord's, not ours.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)

Not. Saying. ANYTHING!
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Can anyone translate Afghan
No, but I think the fourth word might be 'mujaheddin'
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)

Not. Saying. ANYTHING!

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Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
How to avoid having ...Melon

Just arrive for dinner 20 minutes late and go straight onto the main course.

[ 27. November 2006, 08:47: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
 

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Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
I should like to point out... Father Gregory

That's him over there, with the beard. Have you been introduced?
 

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Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Dumb Things We do for Talmudnik

Learn Hebrew? Memorize the Amidah ? Heck, I haven't gotten that far!
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
If there were just 8 more spaces or so before the ellipses kicked in, we could have:

Pray that your flight be not in Custard
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The infallibility of Sioni Sais

Doesn't register on the scale.

(Anyone reckon this is a contrived title?)
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Infallability of Father Gregory

He wishes.
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
the infallibility of...... andreas1984

No comment! Looks like that thread is going to keep us amused down here for ages yet!

8.
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Sioni Sais

Like read his posts?
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
I thought I should get in :

The infallibility of ... Schroedingers Cat

Which is well known.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Ecclesiantics videos Leetle Masha

What Leetle Masha gets up to in her own time is none of your business. Naughty Ecclesiantics.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How to avoid having Melon

eat the pineapple!
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"

Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."

O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!
 

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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
They're not fooling... Mr Clingford

Nor would they ever, smart chap that he is!

8.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The infallibility of Freddy

I don't know why, but it seems such an unlikely name for a great sage...

[ETA spelling]

[ 29. November 2006, 13:41: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Does God suffer inward madteawoman

I imagine if he did, with all that omnipotence he could afford to have it removed.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Anglo-catholics and ken

...walk into a bar. You'd think Ken would have ducked. (Thanks folks, here 'til Wednesday. Try the veal!)
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What use is the local anteater

Quite a lot, if you have an ants nest in your garden.
 

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Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
What use is the local Lord High Everything Else

Probably a lot if you want to get something done around here.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
David Virtue and His (Spawn)
 

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Posted by WatersOfBabylon (# 11893) on :
 
David Virtue and His Amazing Grace

Although Spiffy's post is much more likely.

[ 30. November 2006, 18:33: Message edited by: WatersOfBabylon ]
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Smudgie:
Priviledges of being.... duchess

I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...

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Hehe. Quite right. Just need Mr. Right to ride around in royal carriage.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Scripture cannot be...LambChopped.

I hadn't thought of trying, but it's good to know it wouldn't work.
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I would like to say ... Kelly Alves

You can do it. Start with that kind of guttural plosive back of the throat thingy and take it from there. "K" . Yup.

(Aren't I a silly bunt).
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Ariel:
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"

Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."

O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
They're not fooling comet

Damn straight. I got my eye on 'em.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
riverfalls - shamefully riverfalls

'Nuff said.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Which cake? My Duck

Today I think the meringue, my elegant fowl
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
caffeine and today's Matrix

Ya know, when I drink enough, I start having these visions that we're all just locked away in this sci-fi dystopia...

Maybe I should just lay off the coffee.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Looking for a safe RuthW

No, she's not safe. But she's good.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
confused priest needs (Amazing Grace)
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by Zappa:
I would like to say ... Kelly Alves

You can do it. Start with that kind of guttural plosive back of the throat thingy and take it from there. "K" . Yup.

(Aren't I a silly bunt).

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like the "ich" word in German...dang, you ARE one silly kiwi! cheeeccchhhllyyyyy


 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Demons Moo

Satan's Mignon?

[ 02. December 2006, 22:39: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 

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Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Do I have to share Papio?

No! He's mine, all mine, I tell you!!!
 

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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
What sort of a ship is....riverfalls

No comment. Absolutely no comment.

Ian J.
 

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Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Do I have to share mirrizin

Honey, I think we need to talk
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Umm...while we're on that subject...

Do I Have to Share The Atheist

Eh, I think you can keep him.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The Bad Sex Award...Left at the Altar.

Hey, I thought Christians believed in both refraining from judgement AND not having sex before marriage!
 

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Acolyte Busts the Silent Acolyte

And since then it's been a Remarkably Vociferous Acolyte.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Do I have to share... Josephine

no, not tonight
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by gizzie:
Do I have to share... Josephine

no, not tonight

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Watch it.
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
aw. not sharing, MT? *pout*

evenif we just want to have tea with her?

what were you thinking, ya perv?
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Oh well tea, that's something entirely different.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Do I have to share The Atheist

No, he's all yours. Enjoy.
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Demons (riverfalls)
 

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Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Where do you get your Grushi


From a bin in the bulk foods section of the hippie health food store!


 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Where do we get our Nigel M

Just send four tokens from special promotional packs, plus a cheque or postal order for £2.25 for postage and packing...
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
confused priest needs ... Golden Key

Don't we all - and her lava lamp?
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
a time to speak, a Gordon Cheng

Which summarises that thread quite neatly.
 

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Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
St Stephen the Great Manipled Mutineer

Revered throughout Christendom for his forthrightness on liturgical dress.

T.
 

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Posted by Max. (# 5846) on :
 
Where do we get our... Ponty'n'pop

Threshers


Max
 

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Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
I should like to point....St. Punk the Piuous.

Because my gun is out of bullets.
 

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Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Where do we get our anteater

Why, from the anteater shop of course
 

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Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
The Gospel of John pimple
er, is that in that thing you call the apocrypha?

And then there is also

God's treatment of Father Gregory
He redeemed him? or what?
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

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quote:

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Originally posted by MouseThief:

quote:

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Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

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Yuu'ru Rught, uf cuursu.

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Thunks fur thu suppurt, Muusthuf.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
what do you think of Timothy the Obscure

Nice but hard to understand.
 

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Posted by Lots of Yay (# 2790) on :
 
God's treatment of fungus

I think once daily application of terbinafine cream for a week should just about clear it up.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Posting Polls on Potential... Melon

... is not an alliteration, I'm afraid, and 'potential pear' would be much better.
 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Can't give it up (Moo)

No worries. Everyone who feels the urge to make cow sounds should be free to do so. Live and let live, I'd say.
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
New Bishop of Oxford...Starbelly

Interesting concept!
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It is somebody's problem...Living in Gin

OK, somebody needs to go to an AA meeting pronto!
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Streaker at Christ's Moo

Crowd control at big-name Moos is always a problem
 

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Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
Mark Driscoll is a...
Melon

well, that just about sums that up then!
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Should one elbow their (Meaculpa)

Yes. Frequently and with sufficient force.
 

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Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Brits are a pile of Cod

Well, I didn't think we smelt that fishy!
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Brits are a pile of... Schroedinger's cat

Would explain the cases of radioactive poisoning.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Confused priest needs Angloid

Boy that is confused.
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
A Bishop Walks Into Babybear

Ooo! I would run if I were you! Bishops are nasty great animals!
 

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Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
How to treat Newbies
(Pânts)

Seems a bit harsh if we're an open community

ITTWACW
 

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Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Where do we get our Freddy

Specialist vendors, I'd say.
 

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Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
A Bishop walks into ... Chorister he thought she was an actress.

The Theology behind ... GoodCatholicLad Two thousand years of unbroken tradition
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It's What I Do...Custard

Yes. I'm a bonafide custard-maker.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
How to avoid having Horseman Bree

I'd approach that Caerphilly myself.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Evensong and Special Hooker's Trick

It's disgraceful what churches these days will do for attention. Evensong. How tawdry.
 

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Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Where do we get our grushi

From grushi bars, natch.
But careful now, you know that it'll give you a dicky tum!
 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Consumerism of the Merchand Trader


Well, you would expect them to be consumerists, wouldn't you?
 

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Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Consumerism of the anteater

Well, I suppose they do consume a lot...
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Brits are a pile of.... Melon

I've been called many things in my time but never a mountain of uninspired fruit salad!
 

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Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Brits are a pile of ham and eggs.

You breakfasts you!
 

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Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
Where do we get our...Grushi

Well, i go to Yo Grushi! mostly, but occasionally get a takeaway from Waitrose..

M
 

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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
confused priest needs......the coiled spring

Oh, I don't think so. Definitely not.

Ian J.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How much does the Ship change The Undiscovered Country

Well, for starters, if the Ship finds it, the Undiscovered Country won't be undiscovered anymore...
 

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Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
How to treat newbies... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Send 'em to Hell
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
books that would make a good...Josephine.

Accept no imitations-- she's fabulous just as she is!
 

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Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :
 
Have we talked about ... Smudgie

Have we ever stopped talking about Smudgie? Subject of endless gossip and rumour.
 

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Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 

 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Ropes or nails? (pimple)

I would say: just squeeze it.
 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Are the British less Russ


Yes. The Russions are Russ. But the British are definitively less Russ.
 

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Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Lard@$$ children get PeaceFeet

Aw, bless.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Last Rites? (Hooker's Trick)

Talk about going out with a bang...
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Yes, I know, double posting and all, but there's a bumper harvest of them at the moment. Such as...

College removes cross Alogon
...until he's calmed down a bit, anyway.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
How they know it was (SteveTom)

Looked at his name badge, I wager.
 

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Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Little Britain - the Lookin


Look to the left... Look to the right... So, this is Little Britain.
 

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Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Kerygmania - How do they know it was babybear

Well, the chair was just right, the porridge was just right, the bed was just right ...
 

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Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
College removes cross Zach82


Naughty Zach!
 

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Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Brits are a pile of Scooby-Doo

That's gotta be Cockney rhyming slang, right?
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Is it just me, or is andrewschmidt

That's a bit harsh - I'm sure Andrew's fine once you get to know him. Oh, schmidt.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into duchess

Oh, but she's so much fun to bump into!
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
College removes cross Cod

Nothing crankier than a fish out of water.
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
The Theology behind infinite_monkey

In the beginning was the monkey, and the monkey went on and on, without stopping.
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Amen.
 

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Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
How they know it was the giant cheeseburger

After careful forensic examination of the evidence, the greasy stain gave it away.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Evangelical Christians take over Teddybear

in order to avoid an aggressive liberal buy out?
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Brits are a pile of (Scooby-Doo)

Now, now, there's no need to resort to name calling.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Service Sheets (Hooker's Trick)

Yup, better service those sheets. Hygiene is paramount in that business.
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
College removes cross trebuchet

Is that a weapon of Mass destruction?
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The historicity of the Myrrh

I can believe the gold, and maybe the frankincense, but....
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)

And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Why not just have a Otter

Because I've already got six cats and two dogs!
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Lord lead me not into Chorister

and deliver me from auditions,

for Thine is the music, the rehearsals and the concerts.

For ever, and ever, out of tune!
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 

quote:

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Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)

And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.

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Gold.

Why not just have a duchess

Because I'm holding out for a viscount, dammit. Some of us have standards.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Why not just have a (starbelly)

Because the Starbelly Sneetches went down to the beaches to use Sylvester McMonkey McBean's star-belly off machine.
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Why not just have a comet

If you're going to eat a reindeer, comet is the best of the 8! She's low fat, young and tender, and scientifically proven high in betaKerotine!
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
OK, what did I miss? Sir Kevin

Bugger. Hopefully I'll get a better shot on him next time...
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why not just have a Curiosity Killed?

Better that than the cat, I'm sure!
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why not just have a... chive

Greeneries are very good for you indeed.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why not just have a trebuchet

Seriously! Those old catapaults are so Roman Empire!
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Is it just me, or is (Molopata the Rebel)

I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see, nu?
 

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Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Is it just me, or is..Molopata the rebel?

Perhaps he is.
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Lake of fire burning with franknhonest

I've never been sure what the fuel would be. Now I know.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Why not just have a Gort
all that armour looks rather indigestible to me. I think I'd rather have a cupcake instead.
 

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Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Why not just have a duck

After all, children can be so tiresome with their endless questions.
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
What do you think of (Meaculpa)

My lawyer has advised me not to comment.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why not just have a... Golden Key

Dump the silver one and go for real luxury!
 

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Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
What do you think of . . . Spiffy da WonderSheep

I think she's pretty hilarious.
 

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Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Quantum mechanics and...(Father Gregory)

Is there more to life than this?

regards
John
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The Real Meaning of Ariel

It's that metal thing that sticks out of a radio or TV to pick up the signal.

(apologies: sp)
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Doubting Gwai

Somehow that doesn't seem to be very wise, at least from this perspective...
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......

Some of these threads do go on a bit.
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I'm too literal for Liturgy Queen

It's okay, Gordon Cheng, I still love you as a Christian brother.

Starbucks, may you roast Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Touch Miss Amanda and die.
 

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Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Who owns your church? (Paul TH*)

Ah, OK. I had been wondering...
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why not just have a duchess?

An excellent idea. Next time the position of Governor-General of Canada becomes vacant, come on down!

[ 18. December 2006, 23:05: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Who Owns Your Church? the giant cheeseburger

McSanctuary? Would you like fries with that holy wafer?
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into rugasaw...

...as it sounds like it might hurt.
 

---

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......

Some of these threads do go on a bit.

---

I am hearing a song from the 70s in my head every cotton-picking time I see that thread. I just can not click on it now!
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Evangelical Christians...(duchess)
Ah, why, yes sir, I am.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Why not just have a Ship Secret Santa 2006

Hey, great idea! Do you think we can get Sinistærial to organize it?
 

---

Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
How did they know what Moo?

Not being fluent in Guernsey, Jersey or Holstein, I'm not suprised that they didn't know which moo to use!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Good old Parish Church Nightlamp

Without which we would all walk into the lych-gate, trip over headstones and stumble through those pesky flowers strewn all over the graveyard.
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Things you never want ... Apricotmuffins


Oh, they sound rather delicious to me
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Doctrinal God vs. Good infinite_monkey

And on the undercard, King Kong vs. Godzilla
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Though it's a choice no one should have to make, my dollar's still on the monkey.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Why not just have a MouseThief

I didn't realize there were enough of me to go around!
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Starbucks, may you... tomb

Yes, but whom? -
Well, yourself. -
Now you're doomed!
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How did they know what... Moo

Research by cowilinguists.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Extreme Savings - the (Moth)

No. No, no, no. I am not saving dead moths. They can go in the trash along with the dead spiders.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Evangelicalism Why? The Atheist

Wait, I thought it was the other way around...
 

---

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Dead Horse Titles and Duchess

I think Duchess is a bit much. Maybe a Doctorate or even Professor, but nothing sacred or too distinguished.
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
We have had two classics this evening already:

Support - who needs pants?

Can a moose stand on OliviaG?
 

---

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :
 
I'm a sock, you're pants

Help, the underwear drawer is taking over!
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Can a moose stand on Papio while he is standing on his head reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards?
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into Janine

I might run into a banana along the way.
 

---

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Chicklegirl, Welease MouseThief

I know he can be a little abrasive sometimes, but that is no reason to lock him in the basement!

Yikes! Marvin the Martian (slight edit)

how many times has a newbie in Hell said something just like that?

[ 24. December 2006, 15:07: Message edited by: comet ]
 

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Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
H&A Days: Revolting comet
only before my morning coffee.

There's a moose loose Wairua
go catch it!
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What's my problem? PeteCanada

Is it that Woderwick's still a few thousand posts ahead of you, Pete?
 

---

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The Atheist defines Dinghy Sailor

Someone who puts to sea in a small boat.
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Atheist Defines Erin

Um. I think not.
 

---

Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
Cats, if it please...Campbellite

I think not.
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Liverpool Fan

As I support the opposing team.
(which sport is it, anyway?...)
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Resurrecting a derailed... BroJames

Thomas and his friends do all they can to help, Butch the towtruck is there too, and the Fat Controller is pleased that all ends well.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Christmas? Is it biblical? Moo

Spoken like a true buddhist.

It made me think of this koan in particular.
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Just logged on to see:

Robbing Peter to pay The Great Gumby -

I don't approve of robbery, but what's thine is mine!
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
So now she's dumped ...Wood

And just before the New Year as well.
Wood Dumping ought to be made illegal.
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The futility of debates with .. Noiseboy

you can't hear yourself speak
 

---

Posted by Corpus cani (# 1663) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Papio

should be put in the recyclinio binio.
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Afghan

But those who can will find either a loyal pet, a comfy blanket, or a tasty near-eastern cuisine.
 

---

Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Very much wanted Christmas... Pants

Auntie Doris & SBW
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I shot the maximum frin

But I did not shoot the de- pu- ty....
 

---

Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Will ANY of you attempt The Atheist

I did, but in the end I gave up and moved all the stickers around.
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I get it! I get it!
 

---

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Ring in the new... Hart

A new heart is always welcome.
 

---

Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.
 

---

Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I get it! I get it!

---

Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.

[sorry for double posting. damn flood control]

[ 31. December 2006, 11:34: Message edited by: grushi ]
 

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Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Shipmates expecting Grits

...should content themselves with home fries.
 

---

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
the post-evangelical melon


better taste, presumably?
 

---

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
So, what makes you Trudy Scrumptious?

Ooh, I think it's my delicious cream-filled centre!
 

---

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Whom can we stone? (the coiled spring)

Bad idea ... likely to get a rock in your face if you try that.
 

---

Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Fractured Christianity - A feminine force


 

---

Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
I am SO glad altarbird got in a post after me on the Hell thread "Am I An Arsehole?"

I fear to hear the resounding chorus of Yes! Yes! Yes! if my name sits up there very long.

[ 01. January 2007, 21:34: Message edited by: Janine ]
 

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Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Will ANY of you attempt (Ham 'n Eggs)

Well, on this New Year's Day, I think all I'm up to is some weak tea and toast...
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Was God active before My Duck?

Of course, ducks weren't created until the fourth day.
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Freddy

Why not? What's not to love?
 

---

Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
So what makes you Alan Cresswell?

Presumably, the fact that that's the name on his passport and his birth certificate. Giving a more philosophical answer to the question might necessitate some very long and involved posts
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
So what makes you (Custard)

Liberal amounts of heavy cream and egg yolks.
 

---

Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
He is deceased! (Curiosity killed ...)

Well, that solves that mystery then.
 

---

Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Doublethink
 

---

Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Crucifixion, Jews, Freddy

Freddy was behind the grassy knoll.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Jesus increased infinite_monkey

Only God in the flesh could work such a paradoxical miracle.
 

---

Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Will any of you attempt Schtum?

Sometimes I attempt schtum, unfortunately I'm far too much of a chatterbox to ever succeed...
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I used to work in Chicago...mirrizin

Now there's an OP I don't ever want to see in the foreseeable future!
 

---

Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
Celebrity Big Brother ... Not Too Bad

Oh, but it is! It really is!!
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
21st Century Animal...Custard


At last, a justification for the vomiting smiley!

Also, although it may be poor form to reference your own handle, I found Fractured Christianity...Infinite Monkey to be a nice encapsulation of the triumph-of-Darwinism worst-case-scenario that keeps many conservatives tossing in their beds at night.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Isn't Christ's life Pointless Preaching

This is too much to say anything more!
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Pat Robertson's Conversations...Living in Gin

I always suspected as much.
 

---

Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Is the Church of England... Matt Black

Always thought there was more gloss to it than that!

8.
 

---

Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
I had it down as beige, with splodges of pink.
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Is the Church of England My Duck?

Er, no, not the last time I looked.
 

---

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
children's party games - jellycurl


Actually, jelly curling could be quite a fun item for the next Winter Olympics, as well.....
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Is The Church of England My Duck?

It seems rather unlikely.

Republican Right-Wing New Yorker

Ya think?
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Jesus increased... Freddy

We are sceptical.
I think it was the Christmas pudding and cream cakes myself.
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Nine O'Clock Service...(Melon)

Makes for frugal worship.
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Ford Funeral (tomb)

is in Michigan
 

---

Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Mary, the Ark of the... Leetle Masha

and

Theology/religious... Jonah the Whale


 

---

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Why not just have a persephone hazard.

So much safer than broken glass or a 12 inch carving knife.....
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Ship's Clock (Pants)

Oh, come on, it's not that bad, tells the time OK...
 

---

Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
God makes them believe... Moo

<<insert witty comment here>>
 

---

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Why not just have a twilight?

Oh no, not for me, thanks - I've eaten far too many chocolate mints this Christmas.....
 

---

Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Ooh, just spotted

Blessed Sacrament Webcam... justlookin

Well, joining in would be a challenge.
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The Atheist defines (Boviwanjoshobi)

I'm glad someone did, I don't know what it means myself.
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous... Spiffy da WonderSheep)

More of a granddaughter, I'd say.
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Signs you're wearing... Saint Bertelin

Really, sweetie, his new spring collection is marvellous...
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Why not just have a Chive

Because basil tastes nicer.
 

---

Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Signs you're wearing Cranmer's Baggage

Surely you'd have noticed?!
 

---

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Overweight and Attractiveness duchess

Hehe!
 

---

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The Blessed Virgin's (Foxy)

Not. Saying. Anything.
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Didn't we just have several threads about whether or not she acted on this foxiness?
 

---

Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
Is the Church of England My Duck?

Er, no, not the last time I looked.

---

It is in Leicester
 

---

Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Why not just have a Telepath?

It would simplify a lot of communications issues.
 

---

Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Kelly Alves

Well, between the walking around with an axe and the talking to crows...
 

---

Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
If you could recommend...Custard

I'd go for the thick, creamy yellow stuff they used to serve in school, and put pepper in it.

No, seriously ! Pepper in Custard. It works in a wierd way, like Balsamic vinegar on Strawberries, or Chilli and chocolate.

[ 10. January 2007, 10:38: Message edited by: Wet Kipper ]
 

---

Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Why not just have a CrookedCucumber

The supermaket only sells straight ones.
 

---

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Who's gonna die in the giant cheeseburger

Someone, or at any rate something, has already died but I'd rather not ask.

[ 10. January 2007, 12:29: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 

---

Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Exeter CU Made To Rename Alan Cresswell

Doesn't Flausa get a say?
 

---

Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why not just have a Telepath

I knew you were going to post that .....
 

---

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Spam: A new low Ariel

those old high receivers only pick up corned beef
 

---

Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Short notice of drinking kentishmaid

But I don't want people to drink me! Particularly at short notice.
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Riverfalls - shamefully Pants

No comment...
 

---

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Cadbury World ship curiosity killed....

yeah, we're no longer interested in chocolate *yawn*


(ha! as if.....)
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Recipe Thread The... Spiffy the WonderSheep


Mmm, miraculous lamb kebobs.

[ 12. January 2007, 01:47: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 

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Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
1,000,000 dollars a Schrodinger's Cat

Take the money or open the box??
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
THe Atheist Defined Beautiful Dreamer

Well, she's beautiful, and she's dreaming. And that's all we can know. Anything beyond that is pointless speculation! SO STOP SPECULATING, DAMMIT!
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Exeter CU force to rename Nightlamp

"Hencefore it shall be 'That Bright Thing on the Wall'"

..and about the only bright thing about Exeter Uni. at the moment if you ask me (which you didn't).
 

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Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Who's gonna die in Trudy Scrumptious?

Perhaps Mr. Scrumptious, if he's very lucky, many many years hence. Tragic, sure, but what a way to go!
 

---

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Revealing Christ and Sir Pellinore (ret’d)

And I thought those double monstrances would never catch on!
 

---

Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
More US troops going Melon

I thought the term was 'pear-shaped'?
 

---

Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Trimming the Fat with... Auntie Doris

The title of my new fitness video

Auntie Doris x
 

---

Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
I've just noticed that Bishop Randerson is embracing... oh, all sorts of people, including self... There's a gift to FLP!
 

---

Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Bishop Randerson embraces dj_ordinaire

philia, agape or eros?
 

---

Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Spotted yesterday, but I didn't have time to post:

Ironic punishments (RooK)

But what could you do to deserve that?!
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Does God understand Moo

Is this the Christian equivalent to "Does the dog have buddha-nature?"
 

---

Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Clergy - hearing the Moo

So, when did you first believe that God was calling you to minister to bovines?
 

---

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sunday School for the lazystudent

No detention, but you'll never get to heaven.
 

---

Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Best ever incoming Gort

But don't get so caught up in the awe of it that you forget to duck!


The Athiest defines RooK

Apparently, a close scrutiny of RooK does not lead one to a belief in God.
 

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Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Ironic Punishment Kelly Alves
Isn't that ironic, dontcha think? It's like having a bunch of axes when all your need is one knife...
 

---

Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
The Atheist defines Mertseger

Funny, Mertseger, seems one of the last people to let someone else define him.
 

---

Posted by WatersOfBabylon (# 11893) on :
 
Bishop Randerson embraces The Athiest

awww...
 

---

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is sex the secret of... (A Feminine Force)

Well, perhaps not the whole secret, but I would guess that there is at least some of it involved.
 

---

Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on :
 
But it was a... Pigwidgeon

[and you don't see many of those!!]

[ 19. January 2007, 14:01: Message edited by: Chelley ]
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Is sex the secret of duchess?

Well, it's likely one of them!
 

---

Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
1,000,000 dollars a Mousethief

Doesn't get you that much per post!
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Blessing instead of Liturgy Queen

For those not in a state of fabulousness.

[ 20. January 2007, 23:30: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Angelus immediately Liturgy Queen

Heaven can't wait!
 

---

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Atheist defines ... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Someone had to

ETA

Not everyone can accept ... ken (awww ... 's'alright, Ken ... because I'm a Christian I accept you just the way you are )

[ 21. January 2007, 22:02: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Eutychus

Now bouncing back when falling out of windows!
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Whil I do not want to belittle the importance of the prayer thread, this one made me smile:

Prayer Requests...CuppaT

How very soothing and comforting.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Where Does Evil Come From...Freddy

Well, I'm glad that one's sorted out! Now if only we could figure out where the first egg came from...
 

---

Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Is sex the secret of duchess?

Well, it's likely one of them!

---

Hehe. Me and chocolate are best friends right now.
Nothing to see here, move along...
 

---

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Laura

What was wrong with the old one?
 

---

Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Veiling crosses (not ORGANMEISTER

...the musician shouted, struggling on the organ bench with a very determined Altar Guild lady.
 

---

Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
What the hell is this Schroedinger's Cat?

It's a dog by the look of it!
 

---

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Who are you calling Telepath

I would have thought you'd know that already...
 

---

Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Apologies if this one has been done before, but..

Not everyone can accept... Amazing Grace
but the truly amazing thing about it is that it's there for them anyway - that's why it's called grace
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Should homosexuals chive

with baked potato and sour cream, certainly.
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Mr. Bush's State of Exiled Papist

Our president is an excommunicated Catholic??? What else hasn't he been telling us???
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Is sex the secret of Janine

Don't secrets have to be kind of ... well ... secret?
 

---

Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
From whence the Bible...Freddy

Should I be concerned that Freddy appears to be the source of evil and the bible? Doesn't that have important theological implications?
 

---

Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
I think I need to post of the Is sex the secret of getting closer to God thread just so I can get added to the impressive list of people for whom it has been speculated that sex is their secret....

AFZ
 

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Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Who are you calling Telepath?

If you don't know, I guess it's not you....
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The "solution" to militant mirrizin

I don't know. You'll have to ask Gwai how she does it.
 

---

Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
If my memory serves me correctly, a day or two ago we had:

Does God understand Zwingli

Now, I know that the writings of theologians can be difficult to understand, but if the God under discussion doesn't get it ...
 

---

Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Who are you calling...Left at the Altar

Kill Bill V - The Bride is Back!
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The 'solution' to militant Cod

Fish 'n' Chips!
 

---

Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
like the MouseThief

Is this a new Kendrick song?
 

---

Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
The answer's trinitarian Melon

Sounds interesting, but what's the question?
 

---

Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Please tell me something mirrizin...

I guarantee you that I'll find some way to make you regret that request in the very near future...
 

---

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The development of Autenrieth Road

During this time, traffic diversions will be in place. We apologize for any inconvenience.
 

---

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Sacraments and the...Foaming Draught.

So much for Christian temperance.
 

---

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Eagle Swings Hot Flausa

Must be her age
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
( )

Should homosexuals Lyda Rose

Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.
 

---

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 

quote:

---

Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Should homosexuals Lyda Rose

Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.

---

GROOOOOOAN!
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are we baptised into... Melon

Or can we choose any other fruit?
 

---

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Are we baptised into... Grits

Only on the Heavenly "Displaced Southerners" thread.

Ross
 

---

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What Bush should have (Laura)

Well, DUH!
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
"But it was a Left at the Altar"

Another processional catastrophe?
 

---

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The Displaced Southerner's Scarlett

"Ashleigh, oh Ashleigh!"
 

---

Posted by Ena (# 11545) on :
 
OK,it's me, but I had to put this one:
Purgatory:
Why do you believe...Ena
Very good question. Any answers?
 

---

Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
St Charles, King and My Duck

Surely that's moonlighting?

Anyway Ena, I believe you because you're sweet and lovely.

AFZ
 

---

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

I'm sure many people would have a long list of reasons...
 

---

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
St. Charles, King and Liturgy Queen

How appropriate, and yet I'd never have guessed!
 

---

Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The new, improved Esmeralda
better get on that thread too- I think I could do with improvement
 

---

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why would you proselytize... Melon

We only ever eat baptised fruit. How else will they know they're going to see the Lord when we devour them!
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment...
 

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Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 

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Originally posted by mirrizin:
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment...

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Scroll up!
 

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Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why would you proselytize Leetle Masha

We need someone to translate Dostoevsky for the Sunday School
 

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Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 


Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you Amen!

M
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The Displaced Southerner's Amazing Grace

"Thank you, Lord, for hominy that isn't instant..."
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
God: mean, misanthropic, Autenrieth Road

Yes, yes, it's revealed, I am God! And you all better do as I say! (Brandishes Hostly box of tealights menacingly).

(And cause I'm God, I get to post my own FLP )

(* Trips and falls down stairs. *)
 

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Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Need for Second Comings Freddy



He's quite busy this Freedy - the source of evil, the source of the bible and now this...

[ 02. February 2007, 09:54: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why would you proselytize Melon?

I don't. I sprinkle it with cinnamon, not Holy Water.
 

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Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Games meet, Jonah the Whale

Jonah the Whale, meet games
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Still haven't found Chorister

We've checked behind the choir pews, under the organ loft, in the belltower. Next stop, the sweet shop.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 

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Originally posted by gizzie:
If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)

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I learned that as "yellow and black and very dangerous"... or was that the canary joke? Hmmm...
 

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Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
St Charles, King and Liturgy Queen

Now, how many people does that make??
 

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Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
stockings (Left at the Altar)
 

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Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Why should I believe The Atheist

No. Comment.
 

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Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Does God HAVE to be ..Dafyd
No, there is no compulsion. He has free will, we suppose.
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Butler on a whistle Prelude and postlude

Darling, the organist is ill and the organ too, so I've sent Jeeves down to the church for the morning to help out.
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Post-Vatican II decline Duo Seraphim

but accept Treble Cherubim.
 

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Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?

Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it!

{Runs and hides in Shambala.}



 

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Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
Cathedrals of Britain: Living in Gin

The Daily Mail's Religious Affairs Correspondent exposes the culture of bingeing that is undermining our precious heritage.
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Murder - the How-To...
What is life and why...

Murderer's Rule #1: do not get distracted by philosophical questions on the job.

[ 06. February 2007, 02:36: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 

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Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
Little Britain - The Pânts

A new merchandising opportunity from the BBC???
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
God is not a bitch, RooK

I can just picture these words spewing forth from the mouth of an innocent newbie. I don't want to picture what comes next...

Okay, maybe I do.
 

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Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
What is sex? mountainsnowtiger

Sounds rather a painful solution.
 

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Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 256) on :
 

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Originally posted by Golden Key:
Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?

Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it!

{Runs and hides in Shambala.}

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Why should I believe...IngoB
His cultus is plainly in trouble if the faithful are revolting already.
 

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Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
This little light o'... Lyda*Rose


Interesting merger of 2 songs. Gospel style or barber shop quartet? Decisions, decisions!
 

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Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
This Little Light o' RooK must be a candidate for the FLP hall of fame.
 

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Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Modern language, traditional MouseThief

On the heavyweight card. Get your seats now.
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
In the same vein...

Modern language; traditional Liturgy Queen

On today's Oprah!
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
This Little Lite o'Duck

Is this a lit duck or a lighter of ducks? Inquiring minds must know!
 

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Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
What is Sex? Pants

Isn't that a little bit OTT. I mean surely we want to say that Sex is good in the right context? no?
 

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Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
How Many Times? (Rev per minute)

Well, it depends on how much throttle you use, the size of the engine etc...
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
God's high calling ... duchess

Does he reach falsetto for summoning a princess?
 

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Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The new, improved Golden Key.


Ah, I feel so much better now!
 

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Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Still haven't found madteawoman

Have you asked Richard Armitage, he'll know where she is
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Check under the madteacosy.
 

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Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Lord, I am not Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

But only say the word and I shall be healed.

[ 09. February 2007, 07:36: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Murder - The How To....Lady in Red

Out, out, damned spot!
 

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Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Paschal Penguin calling dolphy

That will be the first time in history!

[ 09. February 2007, 13:36: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 

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Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
What do you do when you are Sister Mary Precious?
It depends on the audience.
 

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Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Should Children have Suze

Everyone with a PC should have a version of Linux, so yes.
 

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Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Best ever incoming Mousethief

With cashew nuts and coolers&trade in his wake.
 

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Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Butler on a whislte... Spike

Outch!
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Food Supplements: Bollocks A Feminine Force

Seems to reveal some anatonical confusion!
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Postmodernism Melon

Sounds like a great name for a Prog Rock band.
 

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Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Should children have... Janine

Yes! Yes! I'm better than vitamins and minerals, and twice as entertaining!
 

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Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is the question MerlintheMad

“Who is King, Rightwise Born of All England?” - as any fule kno
 

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Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Ever have someone barf Lamp Chopped

For weeks the carpet smelled of kebab
 

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Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ewww!
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Monarchy - what's the Littlelady

Head of State, Head of the Commonwealth, Lord High Admiral, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji.

(Wikipedia is your friend .)
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The displaced Brit's Amazing Grace

at putting up with life without Marmite and Irn Bru.
 

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Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
A Fat Southern Fundi...mirrizin

Ummm...beg your pardon?
 

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Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The New, Improved AdamPater

See what a rest from hosting does for you.

[edit: c'mon Sioni, get the guy's name right]

[ 14. February 2007, 11:46: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Fancy getting together Pants

(Sorry, I can't find a worksafe link for this. )
 

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Posted by obble (# 10868) on :
 
In Dead Horses:

sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)
 

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Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
"The Law is not Freddy"

No doubt about that.
 

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Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :