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Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Missed the end of the last thread but thought this was too much of a gem to ignore...

Sock-Puppet or Genuine... m.t-tomb

Depends whose sock-puppet he is I guess.

8.

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[ 25. October 2013, 09:00: Message edited by: Marvin the Martian ]
 
Posted by Superslug (# 7024) on :
 
Obnoxious Christians Unicycle

Amongst other things, like playing drums and handing out tracts, I suppose.
 
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
From the other thread that someone else started, and I Closed

quote:
Originally posted by Liturgyqueen:
Administrator changes bubblepack

Surely a mundane job for an admin? And don't forget somebody's grandmother donated that bubblepack.

quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup
Calling all fuckwits Mad Geo

That would be just so confusing!

quote:
Originally posted by Cometchaser:
Calling all fuckwits cometchaser

hey now! only the really groovy fuckwits can be called cometchaser!

quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Eagle Swings whack duchess

Well, what was she doing standing round in the playground?

quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
If I were GOd, I would _Feh

Yeah, it's just been one of those days...

quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Arrested for handing professor kirke

Well, was it in a public place?

quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Ssshhh! Don't mention ... Ariel

I did once, but I think I got away with it.


 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Ta, papa smurf!
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Silly names for Children (dyfrig)

Slightly unusual, at least outside Wales, but silly?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Silly Names for Children (ken)

It's the lowercase "k" that makes it silly. Otherwise a fine, fine name.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Jesus Walked Freddy

Except when Freddy sees only one set of footprints; then He carried him.

[ 12. September 2006, 19:12: Message edited by: liturgyqueen ]
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Too rational for God? sanityman
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Things you never want....monkeylizard

Surely depends on whether it's housetrained...?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Silly Names for Children ... Grenadeofantioch

well yeah. But at least it's not spelt with three "j"s (or a lower case "k").

ETA: just imagine if the family name were Himelfarb-Hochmuton, or somesuch.

[ 12. September 2006, 22:37: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Grenadeofantioch (# 11818) on :
 
I'm dropping in.
And still slightly baffled by this board.
I'm sure i'll understand soon enough!
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Where, oh where, should...(Nightlamp)
rest his weary head? He has traveled to and fro far... [Yipee]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits... (cometchaser)

Oh, come now! She's got some bizarro political opinions but that's hardly fuckwittery. I blame the lack of sunlight, meself.
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
it's the combination of fish and whiskey, doodles. [Razz]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Fucking Americans and their RooK

Whereas the Bishop is such a quintessentially English chesspiece.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Fucking Americans and their RooK

Whereas the Bishop is such a quintessentially English chesspiece.

Fucking Americans and Timothy the Obscure

At the same time? Who was better?
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
Jesus Walked Freddy

Except when Freddy sees only one set of footprints; then He carried him.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
is anyone else desperately hoping that babybear posts on the "Jesus was a Yogi" thread ?
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Sydney bishops and Gordon Cheng

They do get along swimmingly.
 
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on :
 
Young, Restless, Reformed ... Leprechaun

As good a summary as I've seen lately.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
I'm off to University... (Custard.)

Is that like University Lemon Meringue Pie?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... (Spiffy da WonderSheep)

Wonderful! Nature in action!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Young, restless, reformed...anteater

The mind boggles!
 
Posted by LatePaul (# 37) on :
 
What do I get with LatePaul?

Free breakfast cereal?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
What is the appeal?...Amazing Grace

I always rather liked that hymn myself...though, come to think of it, I can't really explain why... [Confused]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The Cod

Deep-fried with chips, or steamed with vegetables?
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Jesus Prayer, vain Mousethief

The conversation began in confession:

"Father, can you recommend a good ejaculatory prayer for a stunningly good-looking Orthodox Christian?"
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I'm off to University...Not Too Bad

Just wait until the end of Freshers Week, then you will be feeling bad! [Two face]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
One stop away from..Rugmaker

Just got to pass the knitting exam and then, Rugs R US !
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
The New, Improved,...(KenWritez)
Well, the old one did not levitate. The new, improved one does! Lights beam from his eyes...
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous...duchess)

Wonder how FLP feels about his grandson being a drag queen?
 
Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits....Tubamirum

Hey now, you can't tar 'em all with the same brush!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
That's never stopped any of us before! [Snigger]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
The Original Ship of Calindreams

You mean he had one before us?
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
From Heaven

The new, improved Jengie Jon

Well, I quite liked the old one ...
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
"Father, can you recommend a good ejaculatory prayer for a stunningly good-looking Orthodox Christian?"

I am very confused, you're not supposed to say: "Yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES, ... , you were wonderful darling, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" anymore ?
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Calling all fuckwits Rook

Fun but risky ...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Tree Bee

Sounds promising!
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Fucking Americans and (OliviaG)

Lucky old OliviaG
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Things you never want... Brains

[Paranoid] [Killing me]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Pânts

I don't even want to think about this one! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Satanic Bands (Duck)

Yup, watch out for those lightening bolts raining down from heaven.

8.
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
What do I get with... Matt Black

If you need to ask that question that you really can't handle having one.

8.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
What do I get with......ken

er.. Barbie?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
What is the appeal...Lamb Chopped

Cawl, hotpot, cold lamb sarnies, stir fry, not forgetting mint sauce.. the list is endless [Snigger]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
the secrets of the...mirrizin

[Snigger]

[ 16. September 2006, 05:06: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I'll take my kids on Balaam

FREE DONKEY RIDES! YAAAAAAAY! [Yipee]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I'll take my kids on ... Laura But only if she agrees, and they won't get an icecream if they don't say "thank you" afterwards.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
It is something we Moo

We do not wish to dignify it by chanting it.
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Where am I? ... Mousethief
If your ever unsure of anything such as your current location just ask Mousethief the all knowing.
 
Posted by Divine Outlaw Dwarf (# 2252) on :
 
The position of the ... GoodCatholicLad.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Things you never want... Brains

[Paranoid] [Killing me]

I would really have enjoyed "Things you never want...Pants".
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rugasaw:
Where am I? ... Mousethief
If your ever unsure of anything such as your current location just ask Mousethief the all knowing.

My momma didn't raise me to be no satellite navigation system.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Green Blade Riseth...Lamb Chopped

With sheep like these, who needs a lawnmower!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy...Ariel

I'm sure Prospero would agree.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The Children of Men ..Not too Bad

I'm surprised there has been no Calvinist backlash...
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Crappy Choruses and Gay Organ Grinder

Obviously a Staggers liturgy.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Africam - a live streaming... Dormouse

I can actually see / a deer with a bird up its knee. But no dormouse right now, I'm afraid.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thank you Telepath

Though I guess you already knew that. [Cool]
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New, Improved ...babybear

.. place your offers on ebay ....
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Romans 8:29-30 (Mousethief)

The Mousethief Translation being, of course, lesser known but vastly superior to the Authorised Version.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pius V and the prayerbook Choirboy

I don't think I wanna know really, thank you. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Queer Eye for the Straight liturgyqueen

As soon as we find one, of course. [Biased]

T.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
How to classify my ken

Unique??
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Calling centurian to...Moo

Those Roman legions had some odd customs.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The CofE in the last ACOL-ite

Oh, it's not that badly off yet, is it?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
We know it's a Sacrament,... Mudfrog

Must be a low-church one.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting... Amy the Undecided

... may be waiting in vain.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy... ChastMastr

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Teufelchen:
Queer Eye for the Straight liturgyqueen

As soon as we find one, of course. [Biased]

T.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
I'll take my kids on... (CrookedCucumber)

The thrill ride of a lifetime! Chills! Spills!
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
WTF is the point of cometchaser

Now, now.
 
Posted by Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on :
 
Arrested for handling...Littlelady

The mind boggles [Eek!]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by liturgyqueen:
WTF is the point of cometchaser

Now, now.

hey, it's a good question, some days! I think this week,the answer is, schlepping boxes....
 
Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 256) on :
 
WTF is the point of ...RooK.

Really - how rude! RooK has many points. Some are pointier than others.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
WTF is the point of Duo Seraphim

To settle our legal disputes, of course... [Snigger]
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
WTF is the point of...Mousethief

Doesn't he, like, read stuff in church or something?
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
Unicycle, Curious Buddhist,... (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow)
[Votive]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
ooooo... ironic.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Names for your children...The Ignorant and the Foolish

Yup, that would work with twins.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The background of Calvinism (Father Gregory)

Pulling the strings? Or the reason for Calvin's reformation? [Biased]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Never sleep on a fairy... (RuthW)

You just can't get the sheets to fit!

(This is the only response I could come up with that didn't risk the PM or email equivalent of RuthW throwing her shoe at me. [Eek!] )
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
WTF is the point of... (cometchaser)

Because *someone's* got to live in Alaska, why not her?

As a breeder of future cometchasers?

Because the existence of any red-haired woman is never wasted?
 
Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
Silly names for children....Rat

i don't know, I know some children that the name Rat would be very appropriate for!
 
Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
i'm not sure i got the above one right, so I'm going to try again...

Crappy Choruses and...(Divine Outlaw thief)

perils to the church!
 
Posted by Joan Rasch (# 49) on :
 
Are you celebrated..Timothy the Obscure
[Confused]
 
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
Too old to be a serious Sister Mary Precious
yeah!
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Say it ain't so!!!

quote:
Memorial for Deceased...
Spiffy da WonderSheep

[Waterworks]
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The reports of my death have been greatly exagerrated.

I'm only mostly dead.

[Dangit, CC, I was down here to put this on the thread meself!]

[ 20. September 2006, 20:31: Message edited by: Spiffy da WonderSheep ]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
I'm just glad you're still with us! [Big Grin]

and always happy to get here first! [Razz]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
I'll take my kids on Autenrieth Road

but only if they fasten their seatbelts.
 
Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
I do not like fried...(cometchaser)

I much prefer scrambled!
 
Posted by Dee. (# 5681) on :
 
WTF is the point of Cometchaser

Hey, I'm sure cometchaser has a point!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Have you tried patting the top of her head? [Killing me]

Sadly, I have no point.
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Pyx_e's on holiday. I have to fill in as best I can.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Memorial for deceased. . . Choirboy
A sung requiem, no doubt.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Insults...Lyda*Rose

Okay, who made that crack?!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"I smack and I'm... Matt Black'

Smackers Anonymous
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Is their a basis for... (Catrine)

Only if you assume conditions allowing for the existence of Catrine can exist.
 
Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
Helping a toddler to Moo...

Is assistance necessary ?-in my experience the little tykes are already pretty good at farmyard noises.
 
Posted by Lookin (# 10855) on :
 
I smack and I'm ... Karl: Liberal Backslider

just made me smile. cant think of some quip to go along ...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Fucking Americans and...Amy the Undecided.

She still yearning after the Canadians?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Guidebooks for Servers...... (leo)

I need the gemini version, please.
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
I smack and I'm ...
Pants

As i was saying...

M
 
Posted by Goodric (# 8001) on :
 
Fucking Americans and Matins

One can war the other can bore...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Today I consign to...Ariel

Never, I'm not giving up Persil [Razz]
 
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on :
 
I smack and I'm hatless

Just haven't got a thing going for you, have you?
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Fucking Americans and A Feminine Force

Two male rednecks in American threesome suprised by female ejaculation ..

[ 24. September 2006, 17:01: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
[Killing me]

Brava, Doublethink. I gave up trying to come up with a good one for that.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
How would you like liturgyqueen

He's full of stamina [Biased] and is not a bad cook. [Devil]

[ 24. September 2006, 19:46: Message edited by: liturgyqueen ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Penis for dinner? (Brains)

Already an argument. Let's just compromise and have the macaroni and cheese.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
How would you like...Papio

Over easy, please. [Biased]
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Popular election of...Cusanus.
Well of course, I wouldn't push myself forward for office, but if the people, in their wisdom, insist...

Schools as prescribing eyeliner.
Gosh. We ban it around here.
 
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
Top Gear Presenter....Papa Smurf

oooh - I wish
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
The Mystery of the Old Hundredth

In which Sherlock Holmes delves into the world of metrical psalms.

T.
 
Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Firearms...Moo

Holy crap, is this the sort of jumped up megaweapons gansters are using nowadays?! Mooing guns [Eek!]

[ 25. September 2006, 13:02: Message edited by: Zorro ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
school as prescribing Zorro

Hmmmm....

Swordsmanship
Advanced Secret Identity
Horsemanship
Acting
Passion for Justice

You could build a pretty good program out of that...
 
Posted by knowfeellove (# 11298) on :
 
'Isn't the doctrine...Moo'

Holy cow!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Penis for dinner? (Kelly Alves)

[Eek!] I thought you were vegetarian?! [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :
 
How would you like St Bertolin...?

Now that's a leading question.

Tom

[ 25. September 2006, 19:39: Message edited by: Tom Day ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Erin

Yo! Swing it, eagle! The Gator rocks. [Cool]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by knowfeellove:
'Isn't the doctrine...Moo'

Holy cow!

Fiddlesticks and heresy! The Council of Trent clearly defined Oink as the only acceptable option.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Alphabet's back! Come,... Legodude_uk

and be our guest
as playfulness shall never rest.
From A to Z and Z to A
with Lego bricks we long to play! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
There is an absolutely awesome thread for FLPs in Eccles at the moment!

Worshippers lured by the giant cheeseburger
Oh yes indeed!
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Intercommunion on the liturgyqueen

[Eek!] Well, really! We're Liturgy Queens, not common whores!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Fucking Americans and ... ken

Wot? No barbie?
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Calling Erin II ... Amazing Grace

Trying to convert Erin might be dangerous and telling her whether or not she's a Christian sounds even more dangerous. I think I'll pass.
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
calling Erin II (Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow) [Paranoid]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Young Children and The Silent Acolyte

Well, in the current climate, at least leave the door open.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Too old to be a serious ... Littlelady ... and in my case there are a few other issues™ as well
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The New, Improved, Karl: Liberal Backslider

Now with lower friction, and Kung-Fu Grip™
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Things you never want... Schroedinger's Cat.

Especially if he's going to crap in the garden.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Things you never want... Stevie Boy Wonder.

Story of my life... [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Things you never want... Stevie Boy Wonder.

Story of my life... [Waterworks]

Poor Stevie.

Poor, poor Stevie. [Biased]

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by auntie di (# 11521) on :
 
calling Erin II... crackers and goat cheese

I wouldn't dare
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Secrets of the...m-t tomb
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Hot Christian... Cod

There should be a really obvious gag to go with this, but I can't find it this late at night. Anyone?
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Hot Christian... Cod

There should be a really obvious gag to go with this, but I can't find it this late at night. Anyone?

No jokes about gagging. Nope - none whatsoever.

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Books any self-respecting Divine Outlaw Dwarf

The Shorter Catechism, perhaps?
 
Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Oh, Canada, Ship's Cat

I thought that it was "our home and native land" - damn separatists here, keeping us in the dark when they change the national anthem...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Talmudnik:
Oh, Canada, Ship's Cat

I thought that it was "our home and native land" - damn separatists here, keeping us in the dark when they change the national anthem...

Nah, I was just calling the ship's cat in to get his dinner and that's his name.
 
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
Today I consign to Kelly Alves... girl's got all the luck!
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
Author of Evil Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow
No surprises there then.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
PYAD, that's cool enough to be your sig, neh? [Biased]

The Calvinist God....what... (Mousethief)

I've often thought the Calvinist God resembled Mousethief.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What must we do to Leprechaun

Just catching him's supposed to be enough.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Hah curses you beat me to it.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Small Groups in Liturgical ship's cat

They'll have to be bloody small to fit in there.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What must we do to sharkshooter

Report him to the Department of Fisheries and Oceans, of course.

(As far as I know, DFO is still DFO, good sense having prevented it from changing to the generic X Canada nomenclenture - consider the acronym.)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Top Gear presenter...... Autenrieth Road

Yes, that would be a good name for a top gear presenter. But the original incumbent is merely indisposed, not dead, so it's rather presumptious to arrange a takeover bid!
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
What must we do to... m.t.tomb

...oh, I'm sure some people have suggestions. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Names for your children... Rangatira

Oh, that's just cruel.
 
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
how not to explain Bean Sidhe

and I was amused to discover:
Eagle Swings -- hot LynnMagdalenCollege [Big Grin] it's been far too long since I was considered hot!
 
Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Do you actually notice...Zorro

Every goddam day!

[ 01. October 2006, 16:00: Message edited by: Zorro ]
 
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
The Calvinist God....what...m.t-tomb
Wait, I thought Calvinists embrace the resurrection?!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Sermons without the Divine Outlaw Dwarf

Now I know Jesus was considered a bit of a rebel, however I am thankful there are sermons that don't call him vertically challenged. There is no biblical basis for that whatsoever.

ETA: sppeling, code [Frown]

[ 01. October 2006, 17:16: Message edited by: the giant cheeseburger ]
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
A good test-case for... Custard.

Is it...

(a) the correct shade of yellow,
(b) lumpy enough!

8.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by 8bit Micro:
A good test-case for... Custard.

Is it...


(c) coating the back of the spoon!
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
(As far as I know, DFO is still DFO, good sense having prevented it from changing to the generic X Canada nomenclenture - consider the acronym.)

Sorry, Henry.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Alphabet's back! Come Jenn R

...our souls inspire
And lighten with celestial fire...
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
The New, Improved,... (babybear)

Now with deep-pile fur, infra-red vision and overdrive!

Option still available: Complete Knowledge of the Universe module.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How not to explain Newman's Own

It's like, stuff you put on lettuce, and it's made by that bloke who used to be in films with the other guy...
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Sermons without the Mousethief

Oh, it's hardly the same now, is it?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
My Dignity Does Not Tortuf

I'm not sure what it means, but I'm sure Tortufing is not dignified!
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Blessing of Animals (Lowly Worm)

Of course! All Creatures Great and Small!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What denomination is .. Goodric

C of E, like his cat.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
What denomination is... (Goodric)

Doesn't he attend St. Bastard's?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
x-post... arrrgh.

My dignity does not...(Moo)

Well honestly, whose does? Mine sort of yips.
 
Posted by BibleBeltAnglican (# 10884) on :
 
How to write Greek... Moo

No, no, no. It's &mu
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
What denomination is ... Amazing Grace?

Hopefully all of them...
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
My dignity does not Moo

Well, it wouldn't be terribly dignified if it did.
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
What denomination is... Max.

A very good question indeed!

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Names of your children...shoewoman

So what do you name them when you've got so many you don't know what to do?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Vocations and walking The Coot

Nice work if you can get it...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Names for your children... Pootle

Who couldn't love a child named after a flump? When I eventually meet the future Mrs Boy Wonder, we may have to discuss this one... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits

with butter! yum!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Nottingham - a suitable ptarmigan

I though it was global warming we were worried about?

[ 02. October 2006, 19:37: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Sermons without the... Custard

What church is this? We only get bread and wine at ours...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What denomination is... Panda

Dunno... Church of China?
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New, Improved Leprechaun

- complete with five-leaf clover.
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Horrible Liturgical... Anselmina

Now just because a girl doesn't use the English Missal, is no reason to get insulting.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Scriptural basis for... The Great Gumby

"Reaching into his bag and taking out a stone, he slung it and struck the Philistine on the forehead. The stone sank into his forehead, and he fell face down on the ground, crying, "MY! BRAIN! HURTS!!" (1Sam 17:49, slightly paraphrased)
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Six Candles on the John Holding

Quite a balancing act.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
When did you stop beating...Lyda*Rose

Probably about the time the arrest and restraining order kicked in.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by cometchaser:
Eagle Swings -- hot...Grits

with butter! yum!

Butter them biscuits! [Smile]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How long have you been... Paul W.

I'd take a guess it's probably been all his life...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Ultracrepidarian in... Faithful Sheepdog

You can do the punchline yourselves, sickoes.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
When did you stop beating ken

Beat him? I can't even get him to play against me!
 
Posted by Papa Smurf (# 1654) on :
 
Sermons without the.....Amazing Grace

aww, leave out the best bits ! [Frown]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Darn it, you beat me to it!

[ 04. October 2006, 14:08: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 
Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket...Seasick

Finally, something with equivalent value to his sayings!

No offense, seasick [Biased]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket ... Amazing Grace

Even more proof we really can't call him a Christian!
 
Posted by The Coot (# 220) on :
 
Shocking Victoriana (The Coot)

Mm. Yes. I didn't design it that way... but I am gratified and think I can live up to the responsibility by going about business as usual. [Biased]
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Eagle Swings - hot Kelly Alves

Goes without saying.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What do I get with... Chukovsky?

Free bucket with every purchase?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
What do I get with... Chukovsky?

Free bucket with every purchase?

To chuck away things? [Cool]
 
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
What do I get with ... Alan Cresswell

Well, to start with you get an American floozy and a wee Scottish lad.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
When did you stop beating... (Posy)

When she kicked my ass?


Today I Consign to... (Jonah the Whale)

Open wide!


Shipmates Expecting... (Jack the Lass)

...but instead receiving me! MWAHAHAAAAA!


IbP would be sooo proud! [Biased]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Do you actually notice Henry Troup
Henry who? Does he post here?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Not an FLP per se, but according to the boards home page there are currently...

101 Lurkers

Ah, the less well-remembered Disney cartoon...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Best ever album title Scum (...Dominus Vobi-)

I can't say that that is my favorite.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket Amazing Grace

STOP THE INSANITY!!!!!!! [Help] [Help] [Help]

[ 06. October 2006, 03:37: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket... (Barnabas62)

"God Hates Barnabas62!"

[Eek!]

I'd egg Phelps for that one. (Unless God really does hate B62! [Killing me] )
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
London Duck Meet ... Auntie Doris

... Auntie Doris, this is London Duck
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Shipmates expecting... The Great Gumby

(spins round in chair, stroking white cat) Good evening, Mr Gumby. We've been expecting you...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Kiss Bishop's Rings:... (Amethyst)

Yes, I believe that's the traditional stone.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Reoccuring Questions... Alan Cresswell

Yes, he does crop up a lot, but he's not really a question, is he?
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Confraternity of the ... BibleBeltAnglican

Um, is that an Anglo-Catholic or Evangelical group?
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
How long have you been...Timothy the Obscure

I've been Timothy all my life--the obscurity waxes and wanes...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Scriptural basis for Balaam

Numbers 22 will do for a start

(though I must say Don Francisco's version of the story is a lot funnier (lyrics half way down right-hand column)).
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Kill him first we duck

Unflinching, that one is.
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
How long have you been... Alan Creswell

I'm not, I never have been, and I never will be.
Oh this isn't the : paranoid : thread is it [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
Fred Phelps to picket... RooK

Tickets for sale! I gotcher ringside seats right here!
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Freddy

On a bicycle?

[ 09. October 2006, 20:00: Message edited by: Firenze ]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Silly Names for Children... auntie di

Think how confused that kid would be. Especially if it's a boy.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Church doomed in Britain (Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known)

So remember, kids, when founding your next church, pick a popular patron saint!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Punishment and Murdering... Barnabas62

No!! How could anyone do such a thing? What's Barnabas ever done to you?!
 
Posted by LynnMagdalenCollege (# 10651) on :
 
I just came over to post that, SBW!!! So instead I'll post Confidentiality, trust LynnMagdalenCollege because it seems like such good advice [Snigger]

(edited to make it funnier)

[ 10. October 2006, 09:15: Message edited by: LynnMagdalenCollege ]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
2 for 1 special offer on Famous Last Posts!

Confidentiality, Trust, Crackers & Goat's Cheese

The four vital ingredients in any church, right?

What's the deal with... Schroedinger's Cat

We've been wondering that for a long time... [Razz]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Cardiff meet - 14th Carys

I didn't know that there was a Welsh calendar. What day is that on the regular calendar?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What to do with a dead... Martin L

The options are endless...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What to do with a dead sabine

{really bad taste}
"Remember, first rape, then pillage, then burn!"
{/really bad taste}
{no worse than usual}
 
Posted by Pânts (# 999) on :
 
[party political broadcast]

This Brit needs a small... (Pânts)

[/party political broadcast]
[Snigger]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What to do with a dead Bishops Finger

put it in a reliquary.
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Anselm

talk about seeing the future!
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
quote:
What's the deal with... Schroedinger's Cat

We've been wondering that for a long time...

Either dead or alive--you won't know till you open the box...
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Ezekiel's Vision of DarkKnight

Now that's prophetic!
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Dark Knight.


(Singing)

A dark knight within a wheel
A-rollin' way in the middle of the air!
[Cool]
 
Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
Why there isn't a Doctor Hugal

Because Hugal hasn't done a PhD?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Calling The Giant Cheeseburger... Alan Cresswell

...would cause a lot of confusion around these parts.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust... Smudgie

Indeed [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Fight the Good Father Gregory

And in this corner of the ring, wearing a large pointy hat and an elaborate robe...
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Ancient Mariner, media...(Raspberry Rabbit)

Oh, come now! Equating AM to a pastry? (Although I admit the thought of putting AM's head in my mouth and slowly biting it off and then sucking out the filling does attract me on a primordial level. That'll teach him to diss my Nativity Play performance!)
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Clerical Mutiny Against...(Basselope)

"Run, Basselope! Run!"
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Has anyone seen the ORGANMEISTER?

Did you check behind the console? Up in the loft? Over at the pub?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust, (Melon)

Which of these three does not belong on the breakfast table? Which of these three benefits most from being squirted with lime juice?


This Brit needs a small...(Grits)

[sniff] Really, she's just polenta.


What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

1. Gut and preserve corpus. (Discard offal or give to Scottish shipmates for haggis)
2. Coat corpus with urethane
3. Insert steel rod up corpus' anus
4. Affix base of rod to mounting plate on floor stand
5. Arrange arms and legs in life-like pose (I favor "grizzly bear attack!" style)
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws


Grandson of FLP (Famous... (Henry Troup)

Is he famous for being stuffed?


Ezekiel's vision of... (DarkKnight)

"...and I saw a dark chariot, with wings as a bat, flying through the night, steered by another bat...."
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:

What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

...
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws

I object! I'm a life-long non-smoker. I insist on a large coffee mug instead.
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Where is the body of... Late Paul

Under the patio?

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Fight the good St Bertolin

And to think the poor boy changed his screen name to avoid appearin in Famous Last Posts [Big Grin]
 
Posted by LatePaul (# 37) on :
 
Has anyone seen the... liturgyqueen

It's like Dr Seuss for the Eccles crowd [Biased]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight Honest Ron Bacardi

My money's on Honest Ron Bacardi.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
I expose a pantomime... duchess

Get this - she's actually... a bloke in drag!
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Nope, I can assure you I am all woman, my dear boy.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Confidentiality, Trust, RooK

In RooK we trust.
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Fighting the good CuppaT

Why would you do that? Wait ... you don't work for Starbuck's, do you?
 
Posted by CuppaT (# 10523) on :
 
Nope. But I sure do like their coffee.
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Priestly genitalia ... John Holding

Is that allowed?
 
Posted by kiwigoldfish (# 5512) on :
 
Calling the Giant Cheeseburger,... mr cheesy

So McDonalds employ Roger Hargreaves to name their burgers?
 
Posted by Calindreams (# 9147) on :
 
baptising the dead babybear

Throwing up all sorts of theological debates about child baptism, baptism of the dead and animal theology.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
A good test-case for mudfrog

...whose legality has not yet been established. (Presumably one must prove substantial similarity with Common Worship).
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What is the most boring... Jolly Jape

Well, the old "bucket of water over the door" has been done to death...
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Confidentiality, trust,...(duchess)

[Angel] [Angel]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
The latest brouhaha from GoodCatholicLad

Oh, no, what's he on about now? [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:

What to do with a dead... (Henry Troup)

...
6. Insert meerschaum pipe between jaws

I object! I'm a life-long non-smoker. I insist on a large coffee mug instead.
but the steel rod up your ass isn't a problem, eh? [Eek!]

and:
quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Priestly genitalia ... John Holding

[Killing me]
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Dumping on GCL...

What is the most boring GoodCatholicLad

Well, I was certainly in the running in middle school. God, I was insufferable. Daily Communicant and everything.
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Has anyone seen the GoodCatholicLad

He's really making this far too easy.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Where is the body of mr cheesy

Cosmogate takes a macabre turn ..
 
Posted by cometchaser (# 10353) on :
 
that thread is just TOO good!

Where is the body of mudfrog

awright, who lost the frog?
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
arrest me... (mr cheesy)
If it's a crime for luving you-whoo-whoo!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Where is the body of... stowaway?

Well, it was in the lifeboat until we gave them a burial at sea [Snigger]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?
 
Posted by liturgyqueen (# 11596) on :
 
Calling Pyx_e dorothea

We're not at Staggers for God's sake!
 
Posted by Mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I expose a Pantomime...Nightlamp

The theatre has a great deal to answer for this time of year.
Unless there are going to be more power cuts.

[ 14. October 2006, 15:40: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 
Posted by snowgoose (# 4394) on :
 
Tridentine Latin Mass...Smoke and mirrors

Now, now, let's not have any sectarian insults.


[forgot to use boldface]

[ 14. October 2006, 16:15: Message edited by: snowgoose ]
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.
Maybe even some so dull that they don't know they exist...
 
Posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you) (# 5647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.
Maybe even some so dull that they don't know they exist...
I was coming here to FLP that same line and say that whoever it was, it couldn't possibly be Fergie!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight... the coiled spring

And the battle rages on. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
A good test-case for (Old Grey Whistler)

Bridge over the River Quai?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
For People Who Make ... Pure Sunshine

Awwwwww. [Axe murder] That gets me right there. [Axe murder]
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
Fight the good alienfromzog

That's the trouble with mankind. We fight all aliens without waiting to find out if they're good first.
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
BA bans the cross dinghy sailor

Couldn't they have just made him wait in the queue until he calmed down.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Ezekiel's vision of Freddy

As I looked, a stormy wind came out of the north: a great cloud with brightness around it and fire flashing forth continually, and in the middle of the fire, something like gleaming amber. In the middle of it was something like a living Swedenborgian. This was its appearance: it was of human form...
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Racist, Fascist, Crusading Gwai

I think that is absolute hogwash. She has always seemed quite moderate to me.
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Change to 10Cs - please Moo

Thou shalt moo. Thou shalt not baa.

Paul W
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TrudyTrudy (I say unto you):
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
What is the most boring... duchess

Sarah Ferguson?

Heck, you've heard of her, she can't be that boring. I'll be there are dozens of duchesses so dull you don't even know they exist.
Maybe even some so dull that they don't know they exist...
I was coming here to FLP that same line and say that whoever it was, it couldn't possibly be Fergie!
Um, keyword here...toes.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Of course, there probably are other duchesses more boring than Sarah Ferguson, but they're so boring I haven't heard of them. Which makes it quite hard to do a joke about them... [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Consumer reports on Amazing Grace

How amazing is it really? We mark grace out of 10...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Racist, Fascist, Crusading Amazing Grace

How sweet the sound...
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Mass Intentions Made...Choirboy

That, and clothes, make the man.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Of course, there probably are other duchesses more boring than Sarah Ferguson, but they're so boring I haven't heard of them. Which makes it quite hard to do a joke about them... [Roll Eyes]

There's a lesson here....
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Forward in Faith fight Divine Outlaw Dwarf

film at eleven!
 
Posted by madteawoman (# 11174) on :
 
What is an inclusive Jolly Jape?

Goodness, does everything have to be PC today?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
So Europe doesn't want Honest Ron Bacardi

Those short-sighted fools! They don't know what they're missing!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Tag Everyone (Henry Troup)

If everyone is tagged "Henry Troup" how are we going to know which Henry Troup is the real Henry Troup? C'mon riverfalls, answer me that.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Christian Nudists of St. Punk the Pious

A monastic order of an unprecendented kind...
 
Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Mary's Son Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

Jesus was Lithuanian, sainted, and had a Polish royal name???
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
God makes them believe Nigel M

He has removed the veil from their hearts...
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Songs that describe... Psalm61

I would have thought that Psalm 61 describes Psalm 61 pretty well. [Confused]

[ 19. October 2006, 22:26: Message edited by: Ultracrepidarian ]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Buddies (Moo)

What strange friendships we have...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Libertarian Wing of Mad Geo

How doth a bird fly with one wing?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Estragon

sounds like a mildly misspelled perimenopausal raptor.
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Beauty (Zorro)

I've never met him, but I'm sure he is!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What is the most boring aumbry ?

A plain pine box, and empty to boot.
 
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
Christian Nudists of ... Flausa

Yup, that's entirely accurate according to the original thread title.
 
Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Jack Straw. Why, oh, Gwai?

Since she's in Chicago, why are you bothering her? Unless... Gwai, are you giving directives to the UK gov't???

Talmudnik
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Talmudnik:
Jack Straw. Why, oh, Gwai?

Since she's in Chicago, why are you bothering her? Unless... Gwai, are you giving directives to the UK gov't???

Talmudnik

Now if they'd just listen [Snigger]
 
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
Anti-Protestant Faith ... Flausa

Heh. What would my old Reformed Baptist Church think of me now?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
All Saints Welcome... Lyda*Rose

I'd heard the band were reforming, but I didn't realise they were getting new members in...
 
Posted by Tina (# 63) on :
 
Racist, fascist, crusading teddybear

Scary thought ...
 
Posted by Anna B (# 1439) on :
 
Racist, fascist, crusading MouseThief

Bzzzzzzzzzzt! Thanks for playing!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror Left at the Altar

Burnt offerings.

[ 22. October 2006, 01:31: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
new improved...Papio

I was quite fond of the original model.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Today I Consign to Moth...

...all the old clothes in the drawer.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Has anyone experienced... Stoo?

Only online - I've yet to meet him in Real Life™
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Riverfalls Shamefully...riverfalls
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Ritual for a Solemn Comper's Child

Sometimes when one is feeling solemn, no amount of ritual can cheer one up.

Confraternity of the Liturgy Queen

[Overused]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ritual for a solemn Hooker's Trick

You know you're carrying the liturgy too far when you carry it all the way to the brothel.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
The New Improved Sir Kevin

as if that were possible ....
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror... Goldfish Stew

No punchline required, this one does all the work itself.
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
WELCOME to the Ship,... icklejen

Funny, I thought I had seen you here already!

8.
 
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on :
 
Praying for the
Matt Black
Return of Jesus


So Jesus is going to return at night?
 
Posted by ken (# 2460) on :
 
What is an inclusive church?

What's going on on Mount Athos?

Priestly genitalia
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename... Sioni Sais

Hasn't anyone told them the name change amnesty's over now?

(oh, and btw, have people been confusing Famous Last Posts with Famous Consecutive Posts? [Razz] )
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Made in the image of babybear

Presenting...grandbabybear!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Forward in Faith Fight Father Gregory!

Tickets where, please??
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
North warns against St. Punk the Pious

Well. He clearly doesn't know him as well as we do. [Biased]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
By the power of the Leetle Masha

I pronounce you part of the Orthodox Plot™
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
Thanks, Henry, but that power resides solely in Fr. Gregory's authority.... [Biased]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Songs that describe dolphy

Best I can come up with is "Baby Beluga".
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
recommendations for..Josesphine

I'd recommend her highly. [Smile]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep

My kind of presiding bishop!

Thanks, really, I appreciate the job offer, but do you really want to put me alone in a room with all the other bishies in the Communion? Because you know someone's going to come out of that meeting with my boot print on their behind.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How far back does biblical Spong

I'm not sure Spong was ever biblical, no matter how far back you go.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames MouseThief

for missing mouse.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames...Lyda*Rose

Damn! That's what I get for not wearing my hijab.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Proverbial wisdom vs ... The Great Gumby

Hmm...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Hooker's Trick

no doubt, to something much more politically correct...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Family Cooking Horror... Lumpy da Moose.

Maybe try a chicken next time, either that or use a better blender.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
ETA.. pimple

Damn those spots.
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
Liberal Guilt and Good Custard.

Is Bird's Nestlé? [Help]
 
Posted by DarkKnight (# 9415) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames...DarkKnight

Na dude
Not on the sunshine or the good times neither.
You got to blame that shit on the boogie
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames ... Gordon Cheng

Nah - not even Gordo should wear that one!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
My Friend Fred..My Duck

Eeee, that Reverend Phelps, ee's a card.

[ 27. October 2006, 08:22: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Praying for the Custard

Please God, don't let this custard go lumpy. Or thin. [Votive]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why don't Anglo-Catholics Trisagion

They don't? I'm sure they do!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename... MouseThief

The 'Christian' name... MouseThief

Even more 'Christian' now including a capital 'T'. Looks like a cross. So well done, Exeter CU.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
My name's KenWritez... Barnabas62

Wait a second - they're the same person?!? [Eek!] Which one's the sockpuppet?!?!
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
[Cool] "It aint me babe".

But how about -

The Investiture of Spiffy da WonderSheep?

Now that would be some sort of an occasion.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames The Man With No Name

but did he name the culprit?
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename...Trisagion
To what, though? (Something less, well, saggy?)

The Investiture of ....Pigwidgeon
A worthy candidate, to be sure.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Bonfire Night versus... Cod

If you like your fish well done, you've come to the right place!
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Shag Everyone Left at the Altar

Well, I think that's a lovely way to help them get over the devastation of rejection, but whose job is it? The Best Man's? The Priest's? The Organist's?

Surely it should be the Organist
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What is an inclusive Fauja

I don't know; you tell me. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
I can't believe you ,Liturgy Queen

!!!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I don't know what this means, but found it amusing..

Christians who commit Custard.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
North London or out Emma

I'll take North London. What am I, Peter Tatchell?
 
Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 
heheheh - all those secrets!!! Which one would I be being outed for...
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Australian Muslim blames duchess

I mean, how typical! It's always the aristocracy's fault.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
What is an inclusive MouseThief?

He'll take voles, gerbils, even small rats....
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Christians who commit pimple

Don't squeeze it!
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
SHUT UP! Saint Bertelin

Sage advice for many people I'm sure but is Saint Bertelin really one of the noisy ones?

8.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Christians who commit Papio

may be guilty of other unspeakable crimes, also.

and now

I can't believe you Papio

Soon to be a Dead Horse?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Songs that Describe Stoo

[horribly off pitch yodelling]

There once was a pirate named Stoo..doobie doobie doo, his hook was steel blue and he hosted heaven too...

*tomatoes start flying from audience*

[/horribly off pitch yodelling]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Return of the Fitness comet

That's how often I exercise, every 76 years.
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Flying_Belgian.

Evangelical_Belgian perhaps?

[ 30. October 2006, 20:24: Message edited by: andreas1984 ]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Songs that describe... free space flights 4 all

Rocket Man?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename altar bird.

Following the announcement, Durham CU rename the pulpit giraffe, the lectern duck, and the font goldfish.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
IngoB, please to be (The Man With No Name)
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
IngoB, please to be (The Man With No Name)

<snort>
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
The New, Improved... trebuchet

Can Fling Two Tonnes of Rock for Twenty Miles!!!!
Buy Yours NOW and get a Free Siege Tower!!!!!
 
Posted by Zorro (# 9156) on :
 
The new, Improved...Trebuchet

Oh yes! Just in time for haloween!!!!! [Snigger]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Burning in Effigy...the giant cheeseburger

That would be "well-done", then?
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Calling lildave ... pimple

Use your imagination. Nothing I have to say here is Circus appropriate.

[ 01. November 2006, 15:25: Message edited by: Gwai ]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The new, improved Hart

It no longer desireth the waterbrooks?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Church seeks Mystery Simon

They'll never spot him in that Ned Flanders disguise.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Hell Moo

The devil raises cattle?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Do you actually notice the Giant Cheeseburger?

What giant cheeseburger? I don't see a...wait! Oh! That one!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why don't Anglo-Catholics ken

'cause they're no' Church o' Scotland.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The investiture of Laura

An excellent idea!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Shipmates Photos Smudgie

best clean the lens, then.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
I do not want to saysay

Is that the answer to "how much money have you gotgot?"

[ 03. November 2006, 18:06: Message edited by: Papio ]
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
And now we have...

Calling lildave7777 (Pants)

No comment. [Two face]
 
Posted by DarkKnight (# 9415) on :
 
Cheer me up, please...AdamPater

There, there AP. I'll give it a try.
Um...riverfalls has left disguisted, vowing never to post in Heaven again.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
I'm slightly odd because Left at the Altar

Well, that's not really surprising.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Noah and the flood (Flubb)

The sound of the flood.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The Investiture of Liturgy Queen

Hem, hem, hem...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Saddam's gonna hang Lookin

I do hope not, what's she done to upset him?

(sorry, I ballsed it up)

[ 05. November 2006, 12:59: Message edited by: Stevie Boy Wonder ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Saddam's gonna hang - sadly mad

I'd be more than slightly mad if it were to happen to me.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Throw the reprobate MouseThief

...into the outer darkness, where there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
Foil? Epee? Sabre?...(Spike)

Can you fence with a pointy spear? [Confused]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Do you look at people's... mountainsnowtiger

Well, I try not to, but you're always a bit curious as to whether someone else's is bigger, aren't you?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
The new, improved...Smudgie.

Got yourself a new penguin suit then?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
What do you do to a .. leo
Give him or her birthday gifts in July or August [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Cats and dogs Moo

Erm, hate to point this out... no they don't.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Foil? Epee? Sabre? Ringtailed Lemur

Is D the odd one out?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Why don't the English leonato

Because they don't know how?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Propers for the Fifth Henry Troup

Hold on, I've missed the propers for the First through Fourth Henry Troups.

The fourth would have been my Uncle Henry (d. 1985), and the third his father, my grandfather (d. 1968). Before that ... check the 1928 revision :-)
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
HT: [Big Grin] .

Chocolate for the Hosts Viola

Bad idea -- it clogs the strings.
 
Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
Is Satan the ruler: Mudfrog

well a frog is less scary than what i was taught in sunday school.
 
Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
from last week...

Calling Lildave777....davelarge

is he little, is he large? who knows!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Investiture of The Silent Acolyte

The ritual donning of amice, alb, cincture, and gag was most impressive.
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Australian Queen's... duchess

The creation of the Duchy of Wagga Wagga by QEII did originally raise some eyebrows, but is now considered quite prestigious.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
OK, this keeps coming up [Ultra confused] , so I'm going to share it with you all too [Snigger]

Priestly Genitalia (Vesture, Posture, Gesture)

I imagine a wee willie peeping out, dressed in tiny gold garb, standing up and waving about.

There, now I'm not alone in having that image plastered behind my eyeballs. [Two face]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Yes, and due to the time difference, you've planted that beautiful image in my head just as I'm about to go to bed. If I have disturbing dreams, AR, I'm holding you responsible. [Eek!]
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
"Australian Muslim Blames... Janine"?

The boy sure gets around.

Hmph. Get in line, buddy.
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
What do you do to a Schroedinger's cat

Open the box and check if the poor thing is ok!

Paul W
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'm slightly odd because... neandergirl

Fear ye not: I'm certain neanderboy is just as odd.
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
How to avoid having...Choirboy

Simply don't invite me. I'm usually pretty good at taking a hint.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Choirboy:
How to avoid having...Choirboy

Why ever would you want to? [Big Grin]

Celebrations of the Liturgy Queen

Guys...I'm touched... [Tear]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
How to Elevate Saint Bertelin

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
How to avoid having Timothy the Obscure

Name your main character Jude instead.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Eagle Swings hot RuthW

coff coff coff....
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Somebody bring me some ... Mad Geo ... though right now I'd prefer a cold ale
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Problems with Organ (Simon)

TMI. By far.
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
What do you do to a Gay Organ Grinder

I'm not sure I want to know.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Car Repairs Matt Black

I didn't even know Matt was broken. Now that's what I call a smart car...
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
I want to try my hand at (GoodCatholicLad)

But then my mother would totally believe all the rumors...
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
this thread is the gift that keeps on giving:
Problems with organ... (rugasaw)
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
And again (apologies if this has been done before)

Problems with organ... Left at the Altar

But the preacher said I should give my heart to Jesus!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mother of a teenager... Moth

Now in a a cinema near you! - Parental guidance advised.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Calling lildave7777 riverfalls

Now there's no need to be insulting...
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I can't believe you MouseThief

Just on the side; it doesn't pay all that well.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What to do you do to a Liturgy Queen

That's...negotiable... [Hot and Hormonal]

Why do people question the riverfalls

Do you really want me to answer that? [Roll Eyes]

My job sucks like a riverfalls

My job sucks like a riverfalls on the set of Harry Potter!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
My job sucks like a riverfalls on the set of Harry Potter!

[Killing me] That thread was great! I'm gonna have a look and see if I can find it in oblivion.

Why do people question Kelly Alves

I don't know, but I wouldn't recommend questioning Kelly if she has her axe handy.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Fully human yet without ... Saint Bertelin [Frown] How can this be?
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Just how stupid can... Jimmy B?

That is a question we would all like answered!
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
and now we have...

Just how silly can Ingo B

Pretty silly, at times. [Razz] [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fear as an industry Superslug

I'm not surprised. There can't be much of a demand for those, can there? - Time to look for a new job, praps? [Biased]
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Why Do People Question Kelly Alves?

I couldn't possibly comment. [Razz] [Biased] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Problems with Organ...Simon

This one just keeps popping up doesn't it?
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
My job sucks like a ... crookedcucumber

I wouldn't have thought bendiness really mattered if you're just going to cut it up anyway, but maybe I'm missing something.
 
Posted by Izzybee (# 10931) on :
 
Why do people question... Kelly Alves

I know I wouldn't - that axe looks a little too sharp...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Mother of a Teenager Gwai

(speaking as her husband)... [Eek!] [Ultra confused] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Famous BBC RSS feed... comet

Never heard of 'em. Is that how comets get bigger?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I loves to eats the Beeb's RSS! Feed Me, Seymour!

[ 12. November 2006, 06:20: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Ham'n'Eggs (# 629) on :
 
I was delighted to see that Viola is proclaiming her sanitory accomplishments via the medium of All Saints.

Bath - Friday 10th Nov (Viola)

Presumably attendance was limited by various factors?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Elton John speaks: I_am_not_Job

That's as profound as anything he's spoken since Bernie fled
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Augustine and Triple Tiara - I'm sure he'd look just as good in a single one.

Things I hate to see - My Duck - Then get a better looking one!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Things I Hate to See... hatless

Glaciers, igloos, all things snowy - way too cold.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Things I Hate to See... hatless

Glaciers, igloos, all things snowy - way too cold.

But they're warmer if they're wearing hats?
 
Posted by icklejen (# 713) on :
 
Is it time to fire... Ken?

well, the new £25 congestion charge will make lost of people say yes to this.
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
The New, Improved Autenrieth Road

This is what that congestion charge pays for, icklejen!

T.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Smudging & The Spiffy da WonderSheep

Covers up the smell of wet wool.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
(Can't resist it)

The New Improved Moo

(as if ....)
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Twixmas (Bishop's Finger)

So if the Bish has one finger of Twix, who gets the other one?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Plan to abduct the alienfromzog

...just as soon as I figure out where zog is.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Plan to abduct the Mousethief

Now, that's just not nice.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Pathetic Drivel, Heresy...Amazing Grace

Sounds like a nice summation of orgnanized religion to me. [Two face]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
What comes in between franknhonest?

The letter "n", isn't it?

What do you do to a trebuchet?

Keep well clear of it!
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Calling all shipmates... Auntie Doris

Well I think it has a nice ring to it! [Big Grin]

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Riverfalls Shamefully Nurks

Could someone explain to me how someone Nurks?
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Could someone explain to me how someone Nurks?

It sounds to me like Australian slang for some sort of sexual act. I leave you to draw your own conclusions.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
(in Hell)
If you want to call... Mouse Thief

you'll have to wait, he's busy posting....
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
I want to leave or change... riverfalls

Don't we all....
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Cruel Bastard Left at the Altar

Serves him right.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
I want to leave or change... riverfalls

Don't we all....

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Most disconcerting Liturgy Queen

Archbishop Hope? [Devil]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Calling Apprentice KenWritez

You're about 9632 posts too late.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
America alone will trebuchet

Everybody else will catapult.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'm building a church... Bishops Finger

I'd say he might need more than one finger. Except he's the Bishop of Oz.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Celibacy, sexual orientation, Liturgy Queen

The trifecta!
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
Whats going on in Vikki Pollard

I haven't a clue, and I'm not sure I want to find out.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Spiffy da WonderSheep

Promoting her scintillating wit through one's sig is hardly "dumb"! {{sniff}}
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Priestly genitalia (Worm in the Grass)
This gives strange images in my head...
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
LQ, aww, shucks...

Nurks, you are not (MouseThief)

Just in case you were confused.
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Nurks, you are not...Spiffy da WonderSheep

Ain't dat da truth!
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Most Disconcerting Liturgy Queen
After the recent 'trifecta' we're not surprised...
 
Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
Nurks you are not...AdamPater.

Just in case you weren't sure.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It's the time to fire anteater

Seriously! I mean, has anyone else noticed the bugs around here!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Nurks, you are not...fight club for the soul

However much you may wish to whack us over the head with our various sins.

[ 22. November 2006, 00:24: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
nurks, you are not RooK

and a good thing too!
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Trudy Scrumptious:
nurks, you are not nurks

Now I AM confused.

I've never suspected Trudy of having a messianic complex, but now that she's making "I AM" statements...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Before Abraham was mentioned in Tuesday's Grauniad, I AM CONFUSED. [Biased]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
it's a grand thread title, isn't it?

nurks, you are not... SearchingForAbsolutes

I beg to differ...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
nurks you are not SearchingForAbsolutes

Of course not. He's already found them all.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Oh, Those Catholic Zappa


[Eek!] Oh my gosh--there are Catholic ones, too???

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Let's exterminate U

Text-speak daleks? Hide!

T.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Sending the lambs to U


Mail order lambs by text message! Woo hoo!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Sending the lambs to My Duck

Bad plan. Barnfowl should be fed a strictly vegetarian diet.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Mousethief

Call me Ishmael.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Odd things in Hell- Choirboy
[Devil]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
and
Oh, those Catholic nurks
They even have nurks in Rome?
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
and
Biblical innerancy nurks


we are witnessing the creation of a new verb - to nurk, nurking, nurked. Translation is subjective.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
What the young 'uns Spike

The punch at school dances?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Happy Thanksgiving Frustrated Farmer
(No turkey for you!)
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Exeter CU made to rename Wet Kipper

someone else thinks "Papa Smurf" was better, then ?
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
I do not like Fried Wet Kipper

But it's a great British delicacy!

T.

[ 23. November 2006, 10:35: Message edited by: Teufelchen ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Vatican Approach to ... Matt Black A learned, cautious approach, tinged with the wisdome of centuries. And when that doen't vork "no one expects ze Inquisition."
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Dumb things we do for Zappa

all sorts of things, he need only ask!

Awwww .... [Axe murder]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...
 
Posted by Mostly Noble Pixels (# 8783) on :
 
Odd things in hell ... RooK
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Jonathon Edwards on Gordon Cheng

I didn't think Gordon approved of that kind of thing. [Razz]
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Fundamentalism is the Pure Sunshine

<sings> Oh, I wish that it would rain...

Ha ha ha ...

Today in the Styx, "Want to leave or change Calindreams" - well, Calin, you know where you're not wanted ... [Biased]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Rowan and the right-wing Callan

Together they fight crime, injustice and fret about the erosion of family values.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Questioning couplets pimple

I'm sure it's big and pustulous enough to be considered a boil.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Fundamentalism is the Crooked Cucumber

just a bit too obscure for me. Needs some explanation.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Can anybody translate... Sharkshooter

Sorry, he's totally unintelligible to me.
 
Posted by lazystudent (# 5172) on :
 
Privileges of being a 'maiden' Mrs Wogan...

I can think of a few.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Priviledges of being.... duchess

I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Let's exterminate...infinite monkey

Can't be done: there are hundreds of thousands more primates waiting behind the initial onslought.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Dumb things we do for... Mousethief

I knew that fancy new beard curler wouldn't be a great hit... dunno why I sent it.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
"Let's exterminate"... Papio

[Eek!]

Don't you dare! The Ship wouldn't be the same without him.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Things I hate to see...Pulsator Organorum Ineptus.
My grasp of Latin's not so firm, but I'm guessing that hearing it might actually be the greater problem. [Smile]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Newspapers and their grushi

You know, I can never keep up these fads. Is that the one where you put little pictures of fish into a grid of boxes? Or is it the one where you fold the newspaper into a fancy box for chocolates?
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
London Duck meet Emma

Emma dear, this is London Duck. I'll go and put the kettle on and leave you two to get to know each other, shall I? <leans in, whispers> *his father's a very important mallard*

[fixed crap coding]

[ 25. November 2006, 00:42: Message edited by: grushi ]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Emma <breaks uncomfortable silence>: So, what do you do?
London Duck: quack
Emma: Really? I’ve always wanted to meet a naturopath.

Australians have the comet

Yeah, but we got the bomb. Wait.
<Rock-beats-scissors. Scissors-beats-paper. Paper-beats-rock>
Is the bomb better than the comet?
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Let's Exterminate Papio

[Eek!] [Help] [Eek!] [Help]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Too little time allowed...MouseThief.
The mice would argue that any time at all is far too much.

(edited to get the bolding thing right.)

[ 25. November 2006, 19:09: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Let's exterminate The Atheist

Now now, it's not right to do unto them what they tried to do unto us. Vengeance is the Lord's, not ours.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)

Not. Saying. ANYTHING!
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Can anyone translate Afghan
No, but I think the fourth word might be 'mujaheddin'
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
Things I Hate To See... (nurks)

Not. Saying. ANYTHING!

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Birdseye (# 5280) on :
 
How to avoid having ...Melon

Just arrive for dinner 20 minutes late and go straight onto the main course.

[ 27. November 2006, 08:47: Message edited by: Birdseye ]
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
I should like to point out... Father Gregory

That's him over there, with the beard. Have you been introduced?
 
Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
Dumb Things We do for Talmudnik

Learn Hebrew? Memorize the Amidah ? Heck, I haven't gotten that far!
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
If there were just 8 more spaces or so before the ellipses kicked in, we could have:

Pray that your flight be not in Custard
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The infallibility of Sioni Sais

Doesn't register on the scale.

(Anyone reckon this is a contrived title?)
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Infallability of Father Gregory

He wishes. [Biased]
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
the infallibility of...... andreas1984

No comment! Looks like that thread is going to keep us amused down here for ages yet!

8.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Dumb things we do for Sioni Sais

Like read his posts?
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
I thought I should get in :

The infallibility of ... Schroedingers Cat

Which is well known.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Ecclesiantics videos Leetle Masha

What Leetle Masha gets up to in her own time is none of your business. Naughty Ecclesiantics.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How to avoid having Melon

eat the pineapple!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"

Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."

O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
They're not fooling... Mr Clingford

Nor would they ever, smart chap that he is!

8.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The infallibility of Freddy

I don't know why, but it seems such an unlikely name for a great sage...

[ETA spelling]

[ 29. November 2006, 13:41: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Does God suffer inward madteawoman

I imagine if he did, with all that omnipotence he could afford to have it removed.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Anglo-catholics and ken

...walk into a bar. You'd think Ken would have ducked. (Thanks folks, here 'til Wednesday. Try the veal!)
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What use is the local anteater

Quite a lot, if you have an ants nest in your garden.
 
Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :
 
What use is the local Lord High Everything Else

Probably a lot if you want to get something done around here.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
David Virtue and His (Spawn)
 
Posted by WatersOfBabylon (# 11893) on :
 
David Virtue and His Amazing Grace

Although Spiffy's post is much more likely.

[ 30. November 2006, 18:33: Message edited by: WatersOfBabylon ]
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
Priviledges of being.... duchess

I can think of quite a few. Getting to ride around in a carriage is rather nice, and living in a grand palace with servants and the like...

Hehe. Quite right. Just need Mr. Right to ride around in royal carriage. [Angel]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Scripture cannot be...LambChopped.

I hadn't thought of trying, but it's good to know it wouldn't work.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I would like to say ... Kelly Alves

You can do it. Start with that kind of guttural plosive back of the throat thingy and take it from there. "K" . Yup.

(Aren't I a silly bunt).
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
"Sursum cappa! Habemus... Piglet!"

Then Piglet (PIGLET) thought a thing
"Courage!" he said, "There's always hope
I want a lacy sort of cope -
But if there isn't any, bring
Any suitably fancy thing."

O gallant Piglet (PIGLET)! Ho!
Sing Ho! for Piglet (PIGLET) Ho!

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
They're not fooling comet

Damn straight. I got my eye on 'em. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
riverfalls - shamefully riverfalls

'Nuff said. [Snigger]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Which cake? My Duck

Today I think the meringue, my elegant fowl
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
caffeine and today's Matrix

Ya know, when I drink enough, I start having these visions that we're all just locked away in this sci-fi dystopia... [Eek!]

Maybe I should just lay off the coffee. [Help]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Looking for a safe RuthW

No, she's not safe. But she's good.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
confused priest needs (Amazing Grace)
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
I would like to say ... Kelly Alves

You can do it. Start with that kind of guttural plosive back of the throat thingy and take it from there. "K" . Yup.

(Aren't I a silly bunt).

like the "ich" word in German...dang, you ARE one silly kiwi! cheeeccchhhllyyyyy

[Killing me]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Demons Moo

Satan's Mignon?

[ 02. December 2006, 22:39: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Do I have to share Papio?

No! He's mine, all mine, I tell you!!!
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
What sort of a ship is....riverfalls

No comment. Absolutely no comment.

Ian J.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Do I have to share mirrizin

Honey, I think we need to talk
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Umm...while we're on that subject...

Do I Have to Share The Atheist

Eh, I think you can keep him.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The Bad Sex Award...Left at the Altar.

Hey, I thought Christians believed in both refraining from judgement AND not having sex before marriage!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Acolyte Busts the Silent Acolyte

And since then it's been a Remarkably Vociferous Acolyte.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Do I have to share... Josephine

no, not tonight
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
Do I have to share... Josephine

no, not tonight

Watch it.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
aw. not sharing, MT? *pout*

evenif we just want to have tea with her?

what were you thinking, ya perv? [Biased]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Oh well tea, that's something entirely different.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Do I have to share The Atheist

No, he's all yours. Enjoy.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Demons (riverfalls)
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Where do you get your Grushi


From a bin in the bulk foods section of the hippie health food store!

[Smile]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Where do we get our Nigel M

Just send four tokens from special promotional packs, plus a cheque or postal order for £2.25 for postage and packing...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
confused priest needs ... Golden Key

Don't we all - and her lava lamp? [Axe murder]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
a time to speak, a Gordon Cheng

Which summarises that thread quite neatly.
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
St Stephen the Great Manipled Mutineer

Revered throughout Christendom for his forthrightness on liturgical dress.

T.
 
Posted by Max. (# 5846) on :
 
Where do we get our... Ponty'n'pop

Threshers


Max
 
Posted by quirky_beth (# 5696) on :
 
I should like to point....St. Punk the Piuous.

Because my gun is out of bullets.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Where do we get our anteater

Why, from the anteater shop of course
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
The Gospel of John pimple
er, is that in that thing you call the apocrypha?

And then there is also

God's treatment of Father Gregory
He redeemed him? or what?
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

Yuu'ru Rught, uf cuursu.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Does God Suffer Inward... (IngoB)

I heard they have a pill for that now, take it for a couple of weeks and the problem's cleared right up.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
quote:
Originally posted by grushi:
Religion of the English U

I love a vowel cult as much as the next white-robed fanatic, but this one seems just a little exclusive.

Yuu'ru Rught, uf cuursu.
Thunks fur thu suppurt, Muusthuf.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
what do you think of Timothy the Obscure

Nice but hard to understand.
 
Posted by Lots of Yay (# 2790) on :
 
God's treatment of fungus

I think once daily application of terbinafine cream for a week should just about clear it up.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Posting Polls on Potential... Melon

... is not an alliteration, I'm afraid, and 'potential pear' would be much better.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Can't give it up (Moo)

No worries. Everyone who feels the urge to make cow sounds should be free to do so. Live and let live, I'd say.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
New Bishop of Oxford...Starbelly

Interesting concept! [Snigger]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It is somebody's problem...Living in Gin

OK, somebody needs to go to an AA meeting pronto!
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Streaker at Christ's Moo

Crowd control at big-name Moos is always a problem
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
Mark Driscoll is a...
Melon

well, that just about sums that up then!
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Should one elbow their (Meaculpa)

Yes. Frequently and with sufficient force.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Brits are a pile of Cod

Well, I didn't think we smelt that fishy!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Brits are a pile of... Schroedinger's cat

Would explain the cases of radioactive poisoning.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Confused priest needs Angloid

Boy that is confused.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
A Bishop Walks Into Babybear

Ooo! I would run if I were you! Bishops are nasty great animals! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
How to treat Newbies
(Pânts)

Seems a bit harsh if we're an open community

ITTWACW
 
Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Where do we get our Freddy

Specialist vendors, I'd say.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
A Bishop walks into ... Chorister he thought she was an actress.

The Theology behind ... GoodCatholicLad Two thousand years of unbroken tradition
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
It's What I Do...Custard

Yes. I'm a bonafide custard-maker.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
How to avoid having Horseman Bree

I'd approach that Caerphilly myself.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Evensong and Special Hooker's Trick

It's disgraceful what churches these days will do for attention. Evensong. How tawdry.
 
Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Where do we get our grushi

From grushi bars, natch.
But careful now, you know that it'll give you a dicky tum!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Consumerism of the Merchand Trader


Well, you would expect them to be consumerists, wouldn't you?
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Consumerism of the anteater

Well, I suppose they do consume a lot...
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Brits are a pile of.... Melon

I've been called many things in my time but never a mountain of uninspired fruit salad!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Brits are a pile of ham and eggs.

You breakfasts you!
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
Where do we get our...Grushi

Well, i go to Yo Grushi! mostly, but occasionally get a takeaway from Waitrose..

M
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
confused priest needs......the coiled spring

Oh, I don't think so. Definitely not.

Ian J.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How much does the Ship change The Undiscovered Country

Well, for starters, if the Ship finds it, the Undiscovered Country won't be undiscovered anymore...
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
How to treat newbies... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Send 'em to Hell
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
books that would make a good...Josephine.

Accept no imitations-- she's fabulous just as she is!
 
Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :
 
Have we talked about ... Smudgie

Have we ever stopped talking about Smudgie? Subject of endless gossip and rumour.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
[Eek!] [Paranoid]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Ropes or nails? (pimple)

I would say: just squeeze it.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Are the British less Russ


Yes. The Russions are Russ. But the British are definitively less Russ.
 
Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
Lard@$$ children get PeaceFeet

Aw, bless.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Last Rites? (Hooker's Trick)

Talk about going out with a bang...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Yes, I know, double posting and all, but there's a bumper harvest of them at the moment. Such as...

College removes cross Alogon
...until he's calmed down a bit, anyway.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
How they know it was (SteveTom)

Looked at his name badge, I wager.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Little Britain - the Lookin


Look to the left... Look to the right... So, this is Little Britain.
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Kerygmania - How do they know it was babybear

Well, the chair was just right, the porridge was just right, the bed was just right ...
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
College removes cross Zach82


Naughty Zach! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Brits are a pile of Scooby-Doo

That's gotta be Cockney rhyming slang, right?
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Is it just me, or is andrewschmidt

That's a bit harsh - I'm sure Andrew's fine once you get to know him. Oh, schmidt.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into duchess

Oh, but she's so much fun to bump into!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
College removes cross Cod

Nothing crankier than a fish out of water.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
The Theology behind infinite_monkey

In the beginning was the monkey, and the monkey went on and on, without stopping.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Amen. [Angel]
 
Posted by Arcadia (# 12096) on :
 
How they know it was the giant cheeseburger

After careful forensic examination of the evidence, the greasy stain gave it away.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Evangelical Christians take over Teddybear

in order to avoid an aggressive liberal buy out?
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Brits are a pile of (Scooby-Doo)

Now, now, there's no need to resort to name calling.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Service Sheets (Hooker's Trick)

Yup, better service those sheets. Hygiene is paramount in that business.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
College removes cross trebuchet

Is that a weapon of Mass destruction?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The historicity of the Myrrh

I can believe the gold, and maybe the frankincense, but....
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)

And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Why not just have a Otter

Because I've already got six cats and two dogs!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Lord lead me not into Chorister

and deliver me from auditions,

for Thine is the music, the rehearsals and the concerts.

For ever, and ever, out of tune! [Razz]
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Mark's Gospel and the (Cuppa T)

And lo, the five thousand drank from it and were satisfied, and the apostles gathered six bushels of cucumber sandwiches from the leavings.

Gold.

Why not just have a duchess

Because I'm holding out for a viscount, dammit. Some of us have standards.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Why not just have a (starbelly)

Because the Starbelly Sneetches went down to the beaches to use Sylvester McMonkey McBean's star-belly off machine.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Why not just have a comet

If you're going to eat a reindeer, comet is the best of the 8! She's low fat, young and tender, and scientifically proven high in betaKerotine!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
OK, what did I miss? Sir Kevin

Bugger. Hopefully I'll get a better shot on him next time...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why not just have a Curiosity Killed?

Better that than the cat, I'm sure!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why not just have a... chive

Greeneries are very good for you indeed. [Cool]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why not just have a trebuchet

Seriously! Those old catapaults are so Roman Empire!
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Is it just me, or is (Molopata the Rebel)

I don't know, we'll just have to wait and see, nu?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Is it just me, or is..Molopata the rebel?

Perhaps he is.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Lake of fire burning with franknhonest

I've never been sure what the fuel would be. Now I know.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Why not just have a Gort
all that armour looks rather indigestible to me. I think I'd rather have a cupcake instead.
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Why not just have a duck

After all, children can be so tiresome with their endless questions.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
What do you think of (Meaculpa)

My lawyer has advised me not to comment.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why not just have a... Golden Key

Dump the silver one and go for real luxury!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
What do you think of . . . Spiffy da WonderSheep

I think she's pretty hilarious.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Quantum mechanics and...(Father Gregory)

Is there more to life than this?

regards
John
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The Real Meaning of Ariel

It's that metal thing that sticks out of a radio or TV to pick up the signal.

(apologies: sp)
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Doubting Gwai

Somehow that doesn't seem to be very wise, at least from this perspective...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......

Some of these threads do go on a bit. [Biased]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I'm too literal for Liturgy Queen

It's okay, Gordon Cheng, I still love you as a Christian brother.

Starbucks, may you roast Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Touch Miss Amanda and die. [Devil]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Who owns your church? (Paul TH*)

Ah, OK. I had been wondering...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why not just have a duchess?

An excellent idea. Next time the position of Governor-General of Canada becomes vacant, come on down!

[ 18. December 2006, 23:05: Message edited by: Henry Troup ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Who Owns Your Church? the giant cheeseburger

McSanctuary? Would you like fries with that holy wafer? [Help]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into rugasaw...

...as it sounds like it might hurt.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Leo leo Leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo......

Some of these threads do go on a bit. [Biased]

I am hearing a song from the 70s in my head every cotton-picking time I see that thread. I just can not click on it now!
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Evangelical Christians...(duchess)
Ah, why, yes sir, I am. [Angel]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Why not just have a Ship Secret Santa 2006

Hey, great idea! Do you think we can get Sinistærial to organize it?
 
Posted by Talmudnik (# 9339) on :
 
How did they know what Moo?

Not being fluent in Guernsey, Jersey or Holstein, I'm not suprised that they didn't know which moo to use!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Good old Parish Church Nightlamp

Without which we would all walk into the lych-gate, trip over headstones and stumble through those pesky flowers strewn all over the graveyard. [Biased]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Things you never want ... Apricotmuffins


Oh, they sound rather delicious to me
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Doctrinal God vs. Good infinite_monkey

And on the undercard, King Kong vs. Godzilla
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Though it's a choice no one should have to make, my dollar's still on the monkey.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Why not just have a MouseThief

I didn't realize there were enough of me to go around!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Starbucks, may you... tomb

Yes, but whom? -
Well, yourself. -
Now you're doomed!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How did they know what... Moo

Research by cowilinguists.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Extreme Savings - the (Moth)

No. No, no, no. I am not saving dead moths. They can go in the trash along with the dead spiders.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Evangelicalism Why? The Atheist

Wait, I thought it was the other way around...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Dead Horse Titles and Duchess

I think Duchess is a bit much. Maybe a Doctorate or even Professor, but nothing sacred or too distinguished.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
We have had two classics this evening already:

Support - who needs pants?

Can a moose stand on OliviaG?
 
Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :
 
I'm a sock, you're pants

Help, the underwear drawer is taking over!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Can a moose stand on Papio while he is standing on his head reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Lord, lead me not into Janine

I might run into a banana along the way.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Chicklegirl, Welease MouseThief

I know he can be a little abrasive sometimes, but that is no reason to lock him in the basement!

Yikes! Marvin the Martian (slight edit)

how many times has a newbie in Hell said something just like that?

[ 24. December 2006, 15:07: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
H&A Days: Revolting comet
only before my morning coffee.

There's a moose loose Wairua
go catch it!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What's my problem? PeteCanada

Is it that Woderwick's still a few thousand posts ahead of you, Pete?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The Atheist defines Dinghy Sailor

Someone who puts to sea in a small boat.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The Atheist Defines Erin

Um. I think not.
 
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
Cats, if it please...Campbellite

I think not.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Liverpool Fan

As I support the opposing team.
(which sport is it, anyway?...)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Resurrecting a derailed... BroJames

Thomas and his friends do all they can to help, Butch the towtruck is there too, and the Fat Controller is pleased that all ends well.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Christmas? Is it biblical? Moo

Spoken like a true buddhist.

It made me think of this koan in particular.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Just logged on to see:

Robbing Peter to pay The Great Gumby -

I don't approve of robbery, but what's thine is mine!
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
So now she's dumped ...Wood

And just before the New Year as well.
Wood Dumping ought to be made illegal.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The futility of debates with .. Noiseboy

you can't hear yourself speak
 
Posted by Corpus cani (# 1663) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Papio

should be put in the recyclinio binio.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Afghan

But those who can will find either a loyal pet, a comfy blanket, or a tasty near-eastern cuisine.
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Very much wanted Christmas... Pants

Auntie Doris & SBW
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I shot the maximum frin

But I did not shoot the de- pu- ty....
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Will ANY of you attempt The Atheist

I did, but in the end I gave up and moved all the stickers around.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I get it! I get it!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Ring in the new... Hart

A new heart is always welcome.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I get it! I get it!

Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.

[sorry for double posting. damn flood control]

[ 31. December 2006, 11:34: Message edited by: grushi ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Shipmates expecting Grits

...should content themselves with home fries.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
the post-evangelical melon


better taste, presumably?
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
So, what makes you Trudy Scrumptious?

Ooh, I think it's my delicious cream-filled centre!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Whom can we stone? (the coiled spring)

Bad idea ... likely to get a rock in your face if you try that.
 
Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Fractured Christianity - A feminine force

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
I am SO glad altarbird got in a post after me on the Hell thread "Am I An Arsehole?"

I fear to hear the resounding chorus of Yes! Yes! Yes! if my name sits up there very long.

[ 01. January 2007, 21:34: Message edited by: Janine ]
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Will ANY of you attempt (Ham 'n Eggs)

Well, on this New Year's Day, I think all I'm up to is some weak tea and toast...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Was God active before My Duck?

Of course, ducks weren't created until the fourth day.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Freddy

[Frown] Why not? What's not to love?
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
So what makes you Alan Cresswell?

Presumably, the fact that that's the name on his passport and his birth certificate. Giving a more philosophical answer to the question might necessitate some very long and involved posts
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
So what makes you (Custard)

Liberal amounts of heavy cream and egg yolks.
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
He is deceased! (Curiosity killed ...)

Well, that solves that mystery then.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Unwanted Christmas Doublethink
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Crucifixion, Jews, Freddy

Freddy was behind the grassy knoll.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Jesus increased infinite_monkey

Only God in the flesh could work such a paradoxical miracle.
 
Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Will any of you attempt Schtum?

Sometimes I attempt schtum, unfortunately I'm far too much of a chatterbox to ever succeed...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I used to work in Chicago...mirrizin

Now there's an OP I don't ever want to see in the foreseeable future!
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
Celebrity Big Brother ... Not Too Bad

Oh, but it is! It really is!!
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
21st Century Animal...Custard
[Projectile]

At last, a justification for the vomiting smiley!

Also, although it may be poor form to reference your own handle, I found Fractured Christianity...Infinite Monkey to be a nice encapsulation of the triumph-of-Darwinism worst-case-scenario that keeps many conservatives tossing in their beds at night.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Isn't Christ's life Pointless Preaching

This is [Killing me] too much to say anything more!
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Pat Robertson's Conversations...Living in Gin

I always suspected as much.
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Is the Church of England... Matt Black

Always thought there was more gloss to it than that!

8.
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
I had it down as beige, with splodges of pink. [Devil]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Is the Church of England My Duck?

Er, no, not the last time I looked.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
children's party games - jellycurl


Actually, jelly curling could be quite a fun item for the next Winter Olympics, as well.....
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Is The Church of England My Duck?

It seems rather unlikely.

Republican Right-Wing New Yorker

Ya think? [Razz]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Jesus increased... Freddy

We are sceptical.
I think it was the Christmas pudding and cream cakes myself.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Nine O'Clock Service...(Melon)

Makes for frugal worship.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Ford Funeral (tomb)

is in Michigan
 
Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Mary, the Ark of the... Leetle Masha

and

Theology/religious... Jonah the Whale

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Why not just have a persephone hazard.

So much safer than broken glass or a 12 inch carving knife.....
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Ship's Clock (Pants)

Oh, come on, it's not that bad, tells the time OK...
 
Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
God makes them believe... Moo

<<insert witty comment here>>
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Why not just have a twilight?

Oh no, not for me, thanks - I've eaten far too many chocolate mints this Christmas.....
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Ooh, just spotted

Blessed Sacrament Webcam... justlookin

Well, joining in would be a challenge.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The Atheist defines (Boviwanjoshobi)

I'm glad someone did, I don't know what it means myself.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous... Spiffy da WonderSheep)

More of a granddaughter, I'd say.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Signs you're wearing... Saint Bertelin

Really, sweetie, his new spring collection is marvellous...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Why not just have a Chive

Because basil tastes nicer.
 
Posted by Zingara (# 12068) on :
 
Signs you're wearing Cranmer's Baggage

Surely you'd have noticed?!
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Overweight and Attractiveness duchess

Hehe! [Killing me]
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
The Blessed Virgin's (Foxy)

Not. Saying. Anything.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Didn't we just have several threads about whether or not she acted on this foxiness?
 
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
Is the Church of England My Duck?

Er, no, not the last time I looked.

It is in Leicester [Razz]
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Why not just have a Telepath?

It would simplify a lot of communications issues.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Not everyone can accept Kelly Alves

Well, between the walking around with an axe and the talking to crows... [Biased]
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
If you could recommend...Custard

I'd go for the thick, creamy yellow stuff they used to serve in school, and put pepper in it.

No, seriously ! Pepper in Custard. It works in a wierd way, like Balsamic vinegar on Strawberries, or Chilli and chocolate.

[ 10. January 2007, 10:38: Message edited by: Wet Kipper ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Why not just have a CrookedCucumber

The supermaket only sells straight ones.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Who's gonna die in the giant cheeseburger

Someone, or at any rate something, has already died but I'd rather not ask.

[ 10. January 2007, 12:29: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Exeter CU Made To Rename Alan Cresswell

Doesn't Flausa get a say?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why not just have a Telepath

I knew you were going to post that .....
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Spam: A new low Ariel

those old high receivers only pick up corned beef
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Short notice of drinking kentishmaid

But I don't want people to drink me! Particularly at short notice.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Riverfalls - shamefully Pants

No comment...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Cadbury World ship curiosity killed....

yeah, we're no longer interested in chocolate *yawn* [Disappointed]


(ha! as if.....)
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Recipe Thread The... Spiffy the WonderSheep


Mmm, miraculous lamb kebobs.

[ 12. January 2007, 01:47: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
1,000,000 dollars a Schrodinger's Cat

Take the money or open the box??
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
THe Atheist Defined Beautiful Dreamer

Well, she's beautiful, and she's dreaming. And that's all we can know. Anything beyond that is pointless speculation! SO STOP SPECULATING, DAMMIT!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Exeter CU force to rename Nightlamp

"Hencefore it shall be 'That Bright Thing on the Wall'"

..and about the only bright thing about Exeter Uni. at the moment if you ask me (which you didn't).
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Who's gonna die in Trudy Scrumptious?

Perhaps Mr. Scrumptious, if he's very lucky, many many years hence. Tragic, sure, but what a way to go!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Revealing Christ and Sir Pellinore (ret’d)

And I thought those double monstrances would never catch on!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
More US troops going Melon

I thought the term was 'pear-shaped'?
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Trimming the Fat with... Auntie Doris

The title of my new fitness video [Smile]

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
I've just noticed that Bishop Randerson is embracing... oh, all sorts of people, including self... There's a gift to FLP!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Bishop Randerson embraces dj_ordinaire

philia, agape or eros?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Spotted yesterday, but I didn't have time to post:

Ironic punishments (RooK)

But what could you do to deserve that?!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Does God understand Moo

Is this the Christian equivalent to "Does the dog have buddha-nature?"
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Clergy - hearing the Moo

So, when did you first believe that God was calling you to minister to bovines?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sunday School for the lazystudent

No detention, but you'll never get to heaven.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Best ever incoming Gort

But don't get so caught up in the awe of it that you forget to duck!


The Athiest defines RooK

Apparently, a close scrutiny of RooK does not lead one to a belief in God.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Ironic Punishment Kelly Alves
Isn't that ironic, dontcha think? It's like having a bunch of axes when all your need is one knife...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
The Atheist defines Mertseger

Funny, Mertseger, seems one of the last people to let someone else define him.
 
Posted by WatersOfBabylon (# 11893) on :
 
Bishop Randerson embraces The Athiest

[Axe murder] awww...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is sex the secret of... (A Feminine Force)

Well, perhaps not the whole secret, but I would guess that there is at least some of it involved.
 
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on :
 
But it was a... Pigwidgeon

[and you don't see many of those!!]

[ 19. January 2007, 14:01: Message edited by: Chelley ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Is sex the secret of duchess?

Well, it's likely one of them!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
1,000,000 dollars a Mousethief

Doesn't get you that much per post!
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Blessing instead of Liturgy Queen

For those not in a state of fabulousness.

[ 20. January 2007, 23:30: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Angelus immediately Liturgy Queen

Heaven can't wait!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Atheist defines ... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Someone had to

ETA

Not everyone can accept ... ken (awww ... 's'alright, Ken ... because I'm a Christian I accept you just the way you are [Snigger] )

[ 21. January 2007, 22:02: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Eutychus

Now bouncing back when falling out of windows!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Whil I do not want to belittle the importance of the prayer thread, this one made me smile:

Prayer Requests...CuppaT

How very soothing and comforting.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Where Does Evil Come From...Freddy

Well, I'm glad that one's sorted out! Now if only we could figure out where the first egg came from...
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Is sex the secret of duchess?

Well, it's likely one of them!

Hehe. Me and chocolate are best friends right now.
Nothing to see here, move along... [Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Laura

What was wrong with the old one?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Veiling crosses (not ORGANMEISTER

...the musician shouted, struggling on the organ bench with a very determined Altar Guild lady.
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
What the hell is this Schroedinger's Cat?

It's a dog by the look of it!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Who are you calling Telepath

I would have thought you'd know that already... [Razz]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Apologies if this one has been done before, but..

Not everyone can accept... Amazing Grace
but the truly amazing thing about it is that it's there for them anyway - that's why it's called grace [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Should homosexuals chive

with baked potato and sour cream, certainly.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Mr. Bush's State of Exiled Papist

Our president is an excommunicated Catholic??? What else hasn't he been telling us???
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Is sex the secret of Janine

Don't secrets have to be kind of ... well ... secret?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
From whence the Bible...Freddy

Should I be concerned that Freddy appears to be the source of evil and the bible? Doesn't that have important theological implications?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
I think I need to post of the Is sex the secret of getting closer to God thread just so I can get added to the impressive list of people for whom it has been speculated that sex is their secret....

AFZ
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Who are you calling Telepath?

If you don't know, I guess it's not you....
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The "solution" to militant mirrizin

I don't know. You'll have to ask Gwai how she does it.
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
If my memory serves me correctly, a day or two ago we had:

Does God understand Zwingli

Now, I know that the writings of theologians can be difficult to understand, but if the God under discussion doesn't get it ... [Biased]
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Who are you calling...Left at the Altar

Kill Bill V - The Bride is Back!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The 'solution' to militant Cod

Fish 'n' Chips!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
like the MouseThief

Is this a new Kendrick song?
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
The answer's trinitarian Melon

Sounds interesting, but what's the question?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Please tell me something mirrizin...

I guarantee you that I'll find some way to make you regret that request in the very near future...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The development of Autenrieth Road

During this time, traffic diversions will be in place. We apologize for any inconvenience.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Sacraments and the...Foaming Draught.

[Ultra confused] So much for Christian temperance.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Eagle Swings Hot Flausa

Must be her age [Razz]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
( [Snigger] [Snigger] [Snigger] )

Should homosexuals Lyda Rose

Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Should homosexuals Lyda Rose

Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.

GROOOOOOAN! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are we baptised into... Melon

Or can we choose any other fruit?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Are we baptised into... Grits

Only on the Heavenly "Displaced Southerners" thread.

Ross
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What Bush should have (Laura)

Well, DUH!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
"But it was a Left at the Altar"

Another processional catastrophe?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The Displaced Southerner's Scarlett

"Ashleigh, oh Ashleigh!"
 
Posted by Ena (# 11545) on :
 
OK,it's me, but I had to put this one:
Purgatory:
Why do you believe...Ena
Very good question. Any answers?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
St Charles, King and My Duck

Surely that's moonlighting?

Anyway Ena, I believe you because you're sweet and lovely.

AFZ
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

I'm sure many people would have a long list of reasons...
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
St. Charles, King and Liturgy Queen

How appropriate, and yet I'd never have guessed!
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The new, improved Esmeralda
better get on that thread too- I think I could do with improvement
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why would you proselytize... Melon

We only ever eat baptised fruit. How else will they know they're going to see the Lord when we devour them!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment... [Snigger]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Why would you proselytize andreas1984

Maybe I'm just a sucker for punishment... [Snigger]

Scroll up!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why would you proselytize Leetle Masha

We need someone to translate Dostoevsky for the Sunday School [Biased]
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
[Killing me]

Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you Amen!

M
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The Displaced Southerner's Amazing Grace

"Thank you, Lord, for hominy that isn't instant..."
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
God: mean, misanthropic, Autenrieth Road

Yes, yes, it's revealed, I am God! And you all better do as I say! (Brandishes Hostly box of tealights menacingly).

(And cause I'm God, I get to post my own FLP [Razz] [Big Grin] [Biased] )

(* Trips and falls down stairs. *)
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Need for Second Comings Freddy

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

He's quite busy this Freedy - the source of evil, the source of the bible and now this...

[ 02. February 2007, 09:54: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Why would you proselytize Melon?

I don't. I sprinkle it with cinnamon, not Holy Water.
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Games meet, Jonah the Whale

Jonah the Whale, meet games
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Still haven't found Chorister

We've checked behind the choir pews, under the organ loft, in the belltower. Next stop, the sweet shop.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
If you could recommend .. Custard
Every time (as long as it's not shark infested)
( awful school joke - 'what's yellow and dangerous?....)

I learned that as "yellow and black and very dangerous"... or was that the canary joke? Hmmm...
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
St Charles, King and Liturgy Queen

Now, how many people does that make??
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
stockings (Left at the Altar)
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Why should I believe The Atheist

No. Comment.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Does God HAVE to be ..Dafyd
No, there is no compulsion. He has free will, we suppose.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Butler on a whistle Prelude and postlude

Darling, the organist is ill and the organ too, so I've sent Jeeves down to the church for the morning to help out.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Post-Vatican II decline Duo Seraphim

but accept Treble Cherubim.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?

Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it! [Eek!]

{Runs and hides in Shambala.}


[Biased]
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
Cathedrals of Britain: Living in Gin

The Daily Mail's Religious Affairs Correspondent exposes the culture of bingeing that is undermining our precious heritage.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Murder - the How-To...
What is life and why...


Murderer's Rule #1: do not get distracted by philosophical questions on the job.

[ 06. February 2007, 02:36: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
Little Britain - The Pânts

A new merchandising opportunity from the BBC???
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
God is not a bitch, RooK

I can just picture these words spewing forth from the mouth of an innocent newbie. I don't want to picture what comes next...

Okay, maybe I do. [Two face]
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
What is sex? mountainsnowtiger

Sounds rather a painful solution.
 
Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 256) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Does God HAVE to be...IngoB?

Oh no! He'll make Aquinas his chief minion, I just know it! [Eek!]

{Runs and hides in Shambala.}


[Biased]

Why should I believe...IngoB
His cultus is plainly in trouble if the faithful are revolting already.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
This little light o'... Lyda*Rose


Interesting merger of 2 songs. Gospel style or barber shop quartet? Decisions, decisions!
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
This Little Light o' RooK must be a candidate for the FLP hall of fame.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Modern language, traditional MouseThief

On the heavyweight card. Get your seats now.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
In the same vein...

Modern language; traditional Liturgy Queen

On today's Oprah!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
This Little Lite o'Duck

Is this a lit duck or a lighter of ducks? Inquiring minds must know!
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
What is Sex? Pants

Isn't that a little bit OTT. I mean surely we want to say that Sex is good in the right context? no?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
How Many Times? (Rev per minute)

Well, it depends on how much throttle you use, the size of the engine etc...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
God's high calling ... duchess

Does he reach falsetto for summoning a princess?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The new, improved Golden Key.


Ah, I feel so much better now! [Smile]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Still haven't found madteawoman

Have you asked Richard Armitage, he'll know where she is [Biased]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Check under the madteacosy.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Lord, I am not Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

But only say the word and I shall be healed.

[ 09. February 2007, 07:36: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Murder - The How To....Lady in Red

Out, out, damned spot!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Paschal Penguin calling dolphy

That will be the first time in history! [Razz]

[ 09. February 2007, 13:36: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
What do you do when you are Sister Mary Precious?
It depends on the audience.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Should Children have Suze

Everyone with a PC should have a version of Linux, so yes.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Best ever incoming Mousethief

With cashew nuts and coolers&trade in his wake.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Butler on a whislte... Spike

Outch!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Food Supplements: Bollocks A Feminine Force

Seems to reveal some anatonical confusion!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Postmodernism Melon

Sounds like a great name for a Prog Rock band.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Should children have... Janine

Yes! Yes! I'm better than vitamins and minerals, and twice as entertaining!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is the question MerlintheMad

“Who is King, Rightwise Born of All England?” - as any fule kno
 
Posted by grushi (# 11938) on :
 
Ever have someone barf Lamp Chopped

For weeks the carpet smelled of kebab
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ewww!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Monarchy - what's the Littlelady

Head of State, Head of the Commonwealth, Lord High Admiral, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Defender of the Faith, Lord of Mann, and Paramount Chief of Fiji.

(Wikipedia is your friend [Smile] .)
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The displaced Brit's Amazing Grace

at putting up with life without Marmite and Irn Bru.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
A Fat Southern Fundi...mirrizin

Ummm...beg your pardon? [Confused]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The New, Improved AdamPater

See what a rest from hosting does for you.

[edit: c'mon Sioni, get the guy's name right]

[ 14. February 2007, 11:46: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Fancy getting together Pants

(Sorry, I can't find a worksafe link for this. [Devil] )
 
Posted by obble (# 10868) on :
 
In Dead Horses:

sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
"The Law is not Freddy"

No doubt about that.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by obble:
In Dead Horses:

sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)

Leaves one wondering about sex after marriage. Was Not Too Bad leaving room for improvement, or the best it's ever gonna be?

[ 15. February 2007, 14:13: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Phone Company is [an] alienfromzog

Talk about outsourcing your services! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
The Phone Company is [an] alienfromzog

Talk about outsourcing your services! [Eek!]

Given the call I had today with the cable company I'm trying to subscribe to, this might actually be a step in the right direction.

Reserving the sacrament melon

I knew there were pomegranates in the Temple, but this was a new one on me.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Call no one father Freddy

Father Frederic is much more dignified.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by obble:
In Dead Horses:

sex before marriage (Not Too Bad)

I just came over to post this.

this gets my vote for Weeks' Best FLP!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
This Little Light o' RooK must be a candidate for the FLP hall of fame.

Oh, isn't that the cutest little FLP you ever did see?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
I love this thread.

Gadgets for God; canditature...Sarkycow

Well, I would have thought that "made in the image of God for his glory and to enjoy being in relationship with him" would have been a better way of putting it but, you know, each to his own... [Angel]

What is sex? Devine Outlaw Dwarf

Presumably this is some kind of complex reference to oral sex? [Confused]

[ 16. February 2007, 10:39: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Reserving the Sacrament hatless

I should say so, it's a mark of respect. Unless you're a Bishop.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I can see this thread will be the FLP giftthat keeps on giving. From Hell:

Let's beat up the poor Doc Tor
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Yep...

Let's beat up the poor RooK

Sure. After you go first! Yeah, go ahead...take the pitchfork...No, don't give it to me! I said you go first. What are you, chicken???
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
A Fat Southern Fundi Tomb

Here lies Billy Graham
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Check under the madteacosy.

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]

(dunno why ... it just appealed [Yipee] )
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
Not quite a FLP

but a thread title that always makes me chuckle [Hot and Hormonal]

Pânts in Poole
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Monarchy: What's the littlelady?

I think "princess" is the word they use.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Let's beat up the poor...Littlelady

[Mad] You heartless b*st*rds!
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Beat me to it.

Narsty narsty Hell-ites.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
UK : 1984 - watch Littlelady
[Waterworks] Why should the Brits have all the fun [Waterworks] (albeit in the past tense)

[ 17. February 2007, 23:44: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
the gender of the Holy Metapelagian

has been a subject of intense debate for centuries, but is shortly to be revealed ...or not.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
the gender of the Holy Melon is, however, a much more recent controversy.

[ 19. February 2007, 11:06: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The gender of the Holy mudfrog

the mind boggles. Perhaps we ought to know.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Biblical terms for Doublethink - I'm sure there are plenty!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What version is your piglet ?

Tamworth, I think.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Lent: Still a Stupid Golden Key

If Lent is the key, then what is the door?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Lent: still a stupid Mousethief

Would somebody return the stupid Mousethief? Other people may want to check him out. Seems unlikely, but....
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Anglicans set to Pope IngoB

No, No, No! He's severely lacking in shades of gray!
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
Adopting a Chinese ... mountainsnowtiger

Sounds good, but I'd prefer a panda.
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Hey - you beat me to it - *pouts* [Razz]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Modern language; traditional Hooker's Trick

u wnt 2 fck 4 $?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans Evangeline

[Smile]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans altarbird ?

Not by what I've heard.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
The gender of the Holy Teufelchen

Well, does anybody know? We can't keep saying "He/She/It" Not only is it annoying it's also disrespectful to someone who is Holy...


AFZ
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Ashes (Birdseed)

...as opposed to burial (wormfood).
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
My 7yo daughter wants luvanddaisies

Who doesn't?
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Return of the Fitness comet

whooosh she´s back again, three million miles before breakfast!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
What is a Christian? Boviwanjoshobi

Dear God,

Say it ain't so! [Eek!]

Your servant,

Me
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans (Pure As The Yellow Driven Snow)

Heeeeeeee.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Hymns You Don't Sing (Seasick)

Will your anchor hold....?
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
The Papal Tiara is... Spiffy da Wondersheep

[Yipee] An enduring image.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Go Home, Yankee Cod

We don't want any of your smelly fish!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
My 7yo daughter wants... Love the You you hide

I'm not surprised she's found it. They're very curious when they're seven.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Biblical terms for Janine

I will not say it. I will not say it.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Origins of Religion...humblebum

So true, so true...
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
The wrong clothes for...Custard

Yes I find something voluminous and stain-resistant is generally preferable.
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Ballast Melon

Well you could use them, but rocks might be better.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
You may *not* kiss Gwai

Says who?!?
 
Posted by 8bit Micro (# 10395) on :
 
Is that really a green... Alan Cresswell

Only if you make him really angry!

8.
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
Stress gahhhhh (Basket Case)

That's right!
 
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans . . . Campbellite

Well, if they were, they wouldn't be Anglicans, would they?

[Of course, one could also ask, are Sydney Anglicans?] [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
You may *not* kiss Liturgy Queen

I knew that a memo must have gone out that I'd missed. It would explain my recent track record. [Frown]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
David: Shepherd, king....babybear.

Two out of three ain't bad.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
You may *not * kiss... Alogon

Well, damn.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Notoriety...the Eighth Golden Key


Yes, the other 7 of me are off at a convention on Gallifrey! [Smile]
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
You may *not * kiss Saint Bertelin

Aww, but he's so sweet [Frown] [Big Grin]

Paul W
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Noticed earlier today whilst lurking at work

Does Orthodoxy allow IngoB

and
The Wrong Clothes for Mousethief
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Does Orthodoxy allow Mousethief

Well they haven't kicked me out yet!
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Just now in Heaven... with apologies for being self-referential.

I'd gladly pay good...To The Pain

I also accept chocolate [Biased]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
You may *not * kiss Emma

No, I hear she's spoken for.
BTW congratulations Emma!
 
Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 
tee hee hee - ta gizzie [Smile]

kisses area always good though *hides from aj*
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
hiding from aj is not the most reliable way to increase your kiss count! [Biased]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Is that really a green Organmeister?

recycling does things to you
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Does Orthodoxy allow Mousethief?


I suspect they don't approve of thievery. Not sure what they think of rodents...
 
Posted by starbelly (# 25) on :
 
Heaven will be petrified

...when all the shippies arrive!
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
And currently, on that thread that's just made for FLPs:

Heaven will be ... Not Too Bad.

Well, that's good news!
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Heaven will be ... Not Too Bad

Well, I would hope so, given how much hype it gets about being the best destination!

xpost x3 - it was obviously just too good for us all to pass up

[ 28. February 2007, 14:03: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Heaven will be not too bad

"In my Father's house there are many affordable bungalows..."

T.

(ETA: double cross-post)

[ 28. February 2007, 14:03: Message edited by: Teufelchen ]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
big buns make hats...love the love you hide

No witty one liner from me but this did make me chuckle.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
The people who write..lady in red

yeah, that's him, the de Burgh Chappy!
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Help me, Help my Paschal ... stranger in a strange land

Well, it's many years since I actually read the Gospels, but I think fulfilling that request would fit in with Jesus' teachings pretty well


eta - not being overly familiar with the word Paschal, for a brief second I saw the thread title as 'Help me, Help my Paschal Penguin' [Roll Eyes]

[ 01. March 2007, 13:00: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
My wife's a terrific... kentishmaid Well, that's very nice for you (at least probably, depending in what sense maid is taken).

I predict that thread might generate one or two more posts here... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Tell me why this is Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

The Fall, baby. It all goes back to the Fall.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Should Richard Dawkins Socratic-Enigma?


Hmmm...Dawkins and Socrates in a public debate over enigmas. I like it! [Smile]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Should Richard Dawkins Socratic-Enigma?

I don't know if he should, but I'm sure he's qualified!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Paddy or Patty or Pax Romana?

I just like the alliteration.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
England has got bad Balaam

Mwhahahahah.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Eagle Swings...hot.. JediJudy

Must be another hot flash/flush!

[Killing me] [Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
David: Shepherd, King... babybear

Must have been a very cuddly chap, then. Sez Bathsheba.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
So then, The Sue, Spill...birdseed

and then all the little birdies will have something to eat.
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
Find me a church in... Ken Can't beat dissection-based party games for fun.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
this keeps making me smile:
Dispatches from the comet

"whizzed past Pluto today. Neptune looms. Temps cold. Looks like snow."
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Should Homosexuals Earwig

Why not? Gays ought to be allowed to listen too!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is a Christian Mudfrog?

Series: 1/6 - next week's episode:

What is a Jain Mudfrog?
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
The Tragically Tasteless Max.

[Biased]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
HELP! What's this @£$%ing Shroedinger's Cat
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
The Tragically Tasteless Amanda B Reckondwythe
Miss Amanda tasteless?

[ 06. March 2007, 14:05: Message edited by: Gwai ]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Shipmates expecting the Man with no name
at least they already know it´s a boy. Names can wait.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
The Tragically Tasteless Amanda B Reckondwythe
Miss Amanda tasteless?

Certainly not Amanda B. consulting on home decorating.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Does Orthodoxy Allow The Silent Acolyte ?

allow? It absolutely mandates one (at some points.)
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans Spiffy da Wondersheep

Can't think of many similarities myself...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Mithras and the Nativity Moo

Cattle attendees seem obligatory for divine births but did Mithras have no sheep or angels? No? Notta Proper God Then.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Return of the Fitness Earwig

This insect lives in damp towels and smelly socks; while harmless, an infestation indicates poor hygiene. Its natural enemies are the gym sparrow and the jock-strap snake. The classification is

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Arthropoda

Class: Insecta

Order: Dermaptera

Family: Forficulidae

Genus: Forficula

Species: F. gymnasia
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
A gigantic instructional Mockingbird

"Listen to the Mockingbird..."
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Return of the Fitness Earwig

Its natural enemies are the gym sparrow and the jock-strap snake.

Oh, but this Earwig always welcomes a jock-strap snake. [Biased]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ay de mi! I've just scored a most embarrassing own goal, by starting the thread which resulted in...

Worst possible name for a .... Lamb Chopped
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
A triple...

Hosting change in All Gort

All Gort, all the time!

Linux and other cool Foaming Draught

Drink hael!

So then The Sue, spill Campbellite

I've spilled vermiculite, which is hard to clean up. How's Campbellite?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Living as a Christian...MouseTheif.

Jesus forgives you, but put the creatures back.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
The Tragically Tasteless Jimmy B

Well he will put all that statuary in the garden! [Snigger]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Come on Triple Tiara, we´re waiting for you to post on The Tragically Tasteless thread
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Annual "I... MouseThief

Yet another self-explanatory thread. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Annual?
 
Posted by Cottontail (# 12234) on :
 
Just spotted
The Annual I Left at the Altar

The Beano? Oor Wullie?
Shouldn't have been reading in church anyway.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Martyn Joseph discusses...(Twilight)

Watch out patrick moore - is someone out for your hosting job on the sky at night [Biased] ?

Regards
John Martyn Joseph discussing...twilight
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
So then, The Sue, spill the giant cheeseburger

eww.
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Freemasonry & ... The Man with No Name

Sounds like a conspiracy theory to me. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Shipmates expecting...Ebeth
The room is ready for you. Got your ticket yet?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Can Atheism have a... The Atheist

I'd have thought it was essential to have at least one.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Living as a Christian...Ken

No reason why a Ken shouldn't be as could a Christian as anyone else! [Snigger]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Can Atheism Have an Afghan?

Well, since so many other causes have their symbolic quilts, I see no reason why not.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
And similarly...

Can Atheism have a Divine Outlaw Dwarf?

Sounds like an interesting variation on the Michelin man mascot truckers used to fix over their cabs.

[ 14. March 2007, 14:58: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Lay participation in... apollo

Yup, just them. - Don't think they blasted any clergy up there, did they?
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Oh No!.... Er, Thank... dolphy

Yeah, thanks dolphy (anyone know what she did?)
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The mysterious former Pax Romana


...in which Nancy Drew and her chums Bess and George go back in time to find Ned Nickerson, who has lost his memory and thinks he is Plautus, the playwright.
 
Posted by Lyra (# 267) on :
 
Fayries and other wyrd Chorister.

Nuff said

[Disappointed]
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
The evil regime of Kenwritez

Be afraid. Be very afraid. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
The Apotheosis of Jesus Club

The first rule of Jesus Club is, you do not talk about Jesus Club.

The second rule of Jesus Club is ...
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The evil regime of....Littlelady.

Not nearly as sweet and innocent as she may first appear.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
It's tough to be a Pastorgirl

Depending on what church you're in, of course.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Crosswords .. Chorister

1 ac. Riddle Christ ore for soprano
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
The evil regime of Cod.

Monday Boiled with parsley sauce.
Tuesday Baked with parsley sauce.
Wednesday Grilled with parsley sauce.
Thursday Fried with parsley sauce.
Friday Served on its own with no chips.

Saturday, Sunday Repeat.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
the evil regime of... Trisagion

NO one expects the Holy, Holy, Holy Inquisition!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
the evil regime of... Trisagion

NO one expects the Holy, Holy, Holy Inquisition!

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Biblical terms for ... Zappa

[Paranoid] ... be nice, now [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The green blade riseth...Rose of Sharon.


Ooooooo!
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Was going to go away and do some writing up without logging in like a good girl when my eye was caught by

the evil regime of...auntie di

Which has me all worried [Ultra confused] What should we do? Is there any way to escape auntie's tyranny? How evil is this regime, anyway? Will it spread worldwide?

Maybe I'll go do some research and try to calm down...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
You know you've been keren-happuch

I could almost swear I haven't.

[ 20. March 2007, 15:41: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
 
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
So then The Sue, spill Campbellite

I've spilled vermiculite, which is hard to clean up. How's Campbellite?

I'm quite fine, thanks for asking. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Return of the Fitness Earwig

Hup two three - all those left legs UP now, come on, how hard is it to raise six at the same time? And let's see you really waggle those antennae!
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Thus spake the fool Stevie Boy Wonder

No comment...

[Razz]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
...it's been said before. And not just by Spike, either. [Razz]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
You know you've been Left at the Altar

when the rental people come to repossess your suit.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Sounds about right, yeah....
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Eagle Swings hot basso

Well, that's one way to cool 'im off, I suppose.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
You know you've been...Foxy

Um, no. That sounds extremely unlikely.


(it's a code thing)

[ 22. March 2007, 22:57: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Can you fathom this Liturgy Queen

Many can't, especially Methodists. [Devil]

[ 21. March 2007, 15:36: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans Gordon Cheng?

Well, not all of them. Only one.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Satan - theoretical... (Liverpool fan)

If they beat each other up, they'll have gone practical.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Is the British government Matt Black?

I'm pretty sure there's more to it than that.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Satan - theoretical Rosary

ITTWACW!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
What's so great about ken?

Where do I begin?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
What's so Great about Lamb Chopped?

It's a lot easier to get your mouth around than lamb whole! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans Mousethief?

The Orthodox Plot (tm) has infiltrated even there!
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Is Iran trying to provoke Leo?

No, but I've heard they absolutely despise Libra.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Provision of the blessed Newman's Own
for use at church suppers and picnics.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Provision of the Blessed Spiffy da Wondersheep.

She'll be available in her shrine, a lovely straw-bale building in a clover pasture. Potluck following the service!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
BCP L-Plates and BIG Triple Tiara

The Pope has crossed the English Channel?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
A place to explore Demas

Errr ... thanks, but no. Kuruman is so fussy about where and whom I explore. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Provision of the Blessed Mudfrog...

could get a bit messy if the Mudfrog escapes.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
The porcelain god makes ..gizzie

In nothing less than Meissen, I trust.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans... Zwingli

I think it's been suggested that they follow him too far.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The porcelain god makes Pax Romana

I thought it was their brutal military conquest. Now I'm trying to figure out which of the two is less gruesome...

[ 26. March 2007, 23:06: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Commandment of Mousethief

Another wing of the great Orthodox Plot?
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
The New, Improved...duchess
Yeah, baby. [Cool]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Romances between the babybear

Could there be anything cuter?!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Style advice - clothing Lumpy da Moose

Um.... most moose, even Bullwinkle, don't wear clothes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Style advice - clothing,...(Telepath)

Should a telepath just, well, know??
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Anglican dioceses without ... Mabuhay ... on which I could not comment, never having been to the best of my knowledge in a diocese with one. (When I originally went to post it, it said Anglican dioceses without ... adeodatus ... which seemed to me a tragedy. [Frown]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Romances between the raspberry rabbit.


Hmmmm, sounds rather squelchy to me.....
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Can I change my Displayed...Rossweisse

But I like her just the way she is!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Food Supplements Bollocks A Feminine Force

Why? What's she done?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
2 for 1 special offer on FLPs!

"Free Lunch" (Dave The Bass)

Dunno, I reckon there's something fishy about that offer... ( [Roll Eyes] )

What is wrong with Gwai

I wouldn't dare answer... [Razz]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
What is wrong with Liopleurodon?

I don't know 'cos I'm not even sure what it is!
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
You know you've been badman

And you can sit in the naughty corner until you say sorry.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Is Iran trying to provoke Matt Black?

I very much doubt they even know who he is!
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Anglican Dioceses without Triple Tiara

All of them, I should think!!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Is Iran trying to provoke ORGANMEISTER?

Are they deploying intercontinental praise choruses?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The commandments of Mousethief

That could almost be a thread in itself. Heaven or Hell, you choose... [Devil]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I belatedly see Mirrizin beat me to it.

<hangs head in shame>
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Freemasonry and Golden Key


...the sequel to "Freemasonry and Hiram's Key".
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Living a long way from Ye Olde Motherboarde

Thank you wireless networking!
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
What's so great about (SearchingForAbsolutes)

Learn to live with ambiguity

Paul W
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Toys from my youth: Wet Kipper


oooer, don't remember that one. Perhaps it was the unsuccessful prototype for this?
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
What's so great about (alienfromzog)?

He's an alien. And he's from zog. If you don't understand how cool that is, I don't think I can explain it to you.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mountainsnowtiger:
What's so great about (alienfromzog)?

He's an alien. And he's from zog. If you don't understand how cool that is, I don't think I can explain it to you.

thank u [Smile] [Hot and Hormonal] [Yipee]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Style advice - clothing Manipled Mutineer

Any suggestions considered...
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
So Those Are The Real (Pants)

Genuine article, only worn once...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
24,000 petition to Divine Outlaw Dwarf

That's almost has many Dwarf-ites as Jedi!
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
A place to explore (hatless)

Not Ilkley Moor, that's a really bad idea.

Paul W
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Father Cheng and the Sarkycow

Not a book to read to children...
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans...Angloid

If only!
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Easter Message: Christ...mirrizin

No - that's "Christ is Risen!"
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Why do liberal Christians left at the altar?

Well you wouldn't expect them to right at the altar, would you?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Your favourite YouTube Choirboy

Better leave that one as-is.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why Christmas and not... boppysbud

Coz Christmas's well-loved, and there's no need to change the name. - Besides, 'Merry Boppsybud' would sound a bit strange, wouldn't it?
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Why do liberal Christians Doublethink
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is Iran trying to provoke Littlelady

Why, does she also have nuclear capability now?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Lost soul of Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known

This worries me. If God is misplacing the souls of the lesser-known saints, what chance do we lesser-known sinners have?
___________

Given:
Amazing Grace - the starbelly
and
Little Britain - the starbelly
I suppose we can assume:
Amazing Grace - Little Britain
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Maundy Thursday Sacristy Rat

Good Friday, Vestry Cat.
Easter Vigil, Easter Vigil,
Easter Monday, rat in the cat!

with apologies to Dr. Seuss and American Poerty Month
 
Posted by muchafraid (# 10738) on :
 
And put his face between Nigel M

But...I thought this was a Christian website!!!
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Celebrity fish - whitebait [Smile]
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pure Sunshine:
Why do liberal Christians Doublethink

Because they'd pull our liberal card if we didn't!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
With the slight repositioning of a question mark, we get:

Is he risen a Feminine Force?

If so, shouldn't we start calling him "she"?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
So then The Sue, spill ... Lots of Yay but clean up afterward

And put his face between ... Mamacita

What muchafraid said!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Speak biblically to jedijudy

It is, of course, the only language that she understands [Biased]
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Horrible liturgical Sacristy Rat
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
An evil idea for the next St. Punk the Pious

NOOOO! The last one was more than enough!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Speak biblically to... My Duck

Christ = quack? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Choirboy:
Easter Message: Christ...mirrizin

No - that's "Christ is Risen!"

Fa Shizzle. [Cool]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How can we convert... Mousethief

Give up.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
How can we convert Love the Love You Hide

With love, of course! [Axe murder]

[ETA proper verbiage]

[ 08. April 2007, 01:21: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Why has nobody read... Nicodemia?

You really ought to, her new book is How can I hear God? published by Scripture Union.

And prior to that:

Why has nobody read... Esmeralda?

Mine is called The Time of Our Lives and was published by Bible Reading Fellowship in January [Razz]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Toys from my youth: Wet Kipper

Well, to quote the Good Book, if your child asks for a fish...
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Is Iran trying to provoke ken?

God help them if they are.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The...Earwig

I think I'll pass that one, thank you.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle! Earwig!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
How Can We Convert sharkshooter

By expounding at great length to him on the great joys of turkey season.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Couldn't resist this one...

How Do Liberals Gordon Cheng?

Has the man's reputation grown so huge that he has become a verb?!? [Eek!]
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Ofsted comes to ... Vikki Pollard

The child's use of language is unusual and she does not always communicate effectively. Citizenship skills show need of major and substantial improvement. Overall, tangible and significant progress needs to be made during the next six months if Vikki Pollard is to avoid being placed on special measures.


eta - it's past my bedtime, bye-bye spelling ability

[ 09. April 2007, 22:45: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Couldn't resist...

Whence comes Beauty? churchgeek

I do appreciate Beauty, but I hate to say, I'm rarely the source of it.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
The ship is obviously in a philosophical mood at the moment...

quote:
What to do with the ... Moo
quote:
Why didn't s/he just....Ariel
Regards
John
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Father Cheng and the Rossweisse

Now there's a couple that would get along well!
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
What to do with the....Alan Cresswell

Again still staying philosophical...

Regards
John
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Orthodoxy in Western Saint Bertelin

So the western half is Orthodox, then is the eastern half Anglican?
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
How can we convert Left at the Altar

I dare you to even try. [Razz]

[ 11. April 2007, 07:07: Message edited by: Left at the Altar ]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Help finding an old... Sarkycow

*bite your tongue, Smudgie, bite your tongue...*
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
On the front page right now we have:

The New, Improved Autenrieth Road

and

The Passion of the Autenrieth Road

What more can I add?

T.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Converting/Changing ken

...into a spacious three-bedroom apartment?
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Theologicaly Dubious....Good Catholic Lad

[Killing me]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Damaging Christian...mirrizin

Yep. That's right. Be afraid!
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Worst possible names ... Left at the Altar

Remember ladies, the fact that you desperately want to get rid of your family's god-awful surname which has plagued you throughout your life so far ... - that on its own probably isn't quite sufficient as a justification for getting married.

[ 11. April 2007, 22:49: Message edited by: mountainsnowtiger ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Worst possible names...muchafraid

Would that be a self-fulfilling prophecy, or a juju?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The new, improved Professor Kirke

Now, with tenure!

(Probably been done before...)
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
Help finding an old... Sarkycow

*bite your tongue, Smudgie, bite your tongue...*

They left the Hellgates open, and she wandered out. Last seen trying to cross the Styx.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Converting / changing Matt Black

Look, at a soteriological level, yes, but as a poor flawed struggling mortal I kinda like him the way he is

[ 12. April 2007, 08:46: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Passion of the Mad Cat

CATNIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Always look on the GreyFace

I do, every morning when I shave.
 
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
Quaker Duck

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
What to do with an Autenrieth Road?


Walk down the road to where it diverges in a yellow wood, and take the road less traveled by.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Right then Mudfrog, Spawn

In spring, an amphibian's thoughts turn lightly to love!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The Otter

tastes fishy, but is allowed on Fridays
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
In Purgatory:

quote:
Natallie Evans loses... (Eliab)
Bless her heart. First those frozen embryos, now Eliab.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Stonking good processional Jimmy B
And very good I'm sure he is.

(But where's Thurifer?)
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
The Demise of Courtesy... And... mirrizin
[Waterworks] [Votive]

What happened to them? And how exactly were the sad events related?

(Although I can well believe that any hypothetical demise of mirrizin would indeed be a sad day for courtesy).
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Always look on the pimple
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Christian Nudity...The Undiscovered Country

As my late former boss used to say...Cha-WOW-za!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Dog (Schroedinger's cat)

And Spot, Data's cat.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
If you could recommend ... Nigel M

what does that say about you?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
College kids bearing ... Twilight

Okay, c'mon guys, put her down. Fun's over.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Does God want/need/deserve Real Ale methodist?

Now, that is stunning rude.

And, in a similar vein:

Things you never want (Sir Kevin)

I can't say that I agree with that, either.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Distressing Thread Doublethink

Leaves shipmates concerned.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
My spouse says, Mind Your Own Business.
 
Posted by Professor Kirke (# 9037) on :
 
Mind your own business Gay Organ Grinder

These here organs are taken, y'see.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting Shoehorn with Teeth

There can't be many of us! Most people think there's no such thing.


(I've seen one before though - it was a "combination shoe horn / comb" for sale at the supermarket checkout. I could only imagine a whole crowd of fans pelting them at TMBG during a concert or something... "No such thing, eh?")
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Always look on the pimple

I always hope people won't... [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The ups and downs of... Sister Mary Precious

Now, however you read dat, it jus' don't sound like a real good movie, man...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Did Jesus symbolically Freddy

Is there any other way to Freddy?
(at least I was led to believe that "to Freddy" = "to interpret symbolically")


The Mitre Maketh the Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known

Is this one of those "If a tree falls in a forest..." remarks?
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
quote:
Did Jesus symbolically Freddy
Actually, I think the Freddy is virtually Zen-like in its utter lack of symbolism...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Help a church pick... Max.

Help the church who picks Max. [Snigger] [Biased]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Can you recommend a... Custard

Bird's do a particularly fine one, in packet or tinned form. (other hot dessert sauces are available)
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Tie me to a pig and... (ten thousand difficulties)

Well, the RSPCA would be after you, for starters.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Are churches led by Sioni Sais

To their considerable relief, no.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Kelly Alves

Woo-hoo! But watch that axe, guys! [Cool] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Are Churches Led by Amazing Grace

In a perfect world, yes...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
God as Father McChicken

Chicken McFaith anyone?
 
Posted by DarkKnight (# 9415) on :
 
Are churches led by ... DarkKnight

"Holy gospel according to Luke, Batman!"
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Are Sydney Anglicans leo?

Well, they're certainly not libra.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why did my views stop deano

They didn't. I don't think they will.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Shall we accept that... anteater

Well, as there aren't that many anteaters around, I guess that one will have to do.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Wipe your arse less...Lyda*Rose

Geez. [Hot and Hormonal] I didn't realize what an awkward Last Post that thread would make.
 
Posted by Paul W. (# 1450) on :
 
Care and Feeding of... babybear

Can I suggest porridge that's not too hot, not too cold, but in fact just right?

Paul W
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
Care and Feeding of... My Duck

Stale bread does well, I'm told.
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
The New, Improved Auntie Doris

Not that there was anything wrong with the Old, Inferior Auntie Doris...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Your PM box is full! (Jolly Jape)

And when I find the person who thought it would be funny to send me 50 PMs at once, they won't be laughing anymore... [Mad]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Easter Message : Christ Leprechaun

That's actually not as bizarre as some interpretations I've heard.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
A "personal" Trudy Scrumptious

Family-size or the convenient travel size ... get yours today!
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Chants for a solemn high... Nunc Dimitis

Oh dear and we thought it was only incense.....
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Mind Your Own Business, Apothecary

just hand over the henbane! Ask no questions about what I'm going to do with it.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
New, Improved Badfundie

Now, 20% worse!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
(Had to point out that my sig right after Henry's is really quite the glass half-empty, innit?)
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Why would anybody buy Schroedinger's Cat

Dunno, companionship? A problem with mice?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
A "personal" Mousethief

Is this some kind of eco-friendly exterminator?
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Murder in the church custard

The church's cook takes "experimentation" just one final step too far...
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I'm a fool...(Fool of a Took)

Thanks for clarifying.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Return of the fitness dormouse
five eyelid press ups before breakfast
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Brisbane Meet (It's Foaming Draught) after draught, after draught, if I know that lot!
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Pasco advises striking Spawn
No comment.

What to do with the Autenrieth Road
Walk or drive?
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Pasco Advises Striking Pasco

No comment either!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
wot, no self-flagellation?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Pasco Advises Striking Gort

You could hurt your hand that way!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Brisbane Meet (It's Foaming Draught) after draught, after draught, if I know that lot!

Never! [Biased]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Heed the Warning on Henry Troup

He bites! and he hasn't had a rabies shot. When placed in contact with antimatter, he will produce dangerous levels of radiation. He snores. He has been known to wear either bowties or kilts at unpredictable occasions.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'm sorry, I just had to...

New take on the virgin churchgeek

"She's not strange, she just wants to live her life that way..."
 
Posted by Hinematov (# 4766) on :
 
A new take on the virgin... churchgeek

Shouldn't that be "verging"?

[ 02. May 2007, 03:16: Message edited by: Hinematov ]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Pasco advises striking MouseThief

More to not comment about!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A new take on the virgin... MouseThief

Richard Branson definitely has his hands everywhere.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
A new take on the virgin...CrookedCucumber

I don't want to think about it...
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Share your favourite GoodCatholicLad

I actually do have one, but he's not really mine to share, though I suppose I might pass his name and number onto a GoodCatholicLass if I found one...

[ 03. May 2007, 00:24: Message edited by: Trudy Scrumptious ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Pasco Advises Striking Siegfried before he dons the Tarnhlem, I presume?
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
The end of big Evangeline

Reports of my end have been wildly exaggerated.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Pasco Advises Striking Cod

Maestro, music for the fish-slapping dance, please!
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
God, the Devil, and Ancient Mariner


Now all we need is Daniel Webster!


(As in the old short story "The Devil & Daniel Webster".)

[ 04. May 2007, 08:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Another thread ripe for use in FLP:
Let's make up the ultimate.....Wet Kipper

what's wrong the one you've already got ?
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Do you want answers to that question? [Biased]

(joke)
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Evangeline:
The end of big Evangeline

Reports of my end have been wildly exaggerated.

I just thought it meant you'd lost weight.
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
Causes of unreasonable Emma

From what I know a lack of tea causes an unreasonable Emma!!!
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
The need to commit...Choirboy

Absolutely certifiable...a danger to himself and others, no doubt about it.
 
Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Legodude_uk:
Causes of unreasonable Emma

From what I know a lack of tea causes an unreasonable Emma!!!

indeed [Smile] Tea makes all things good [Smile] lack of tea is A Bad Thing
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Mormon meets Christian...Good Catholic Lad

Good Catholic Lad: "Folks outside my faith have some weird ideas about our beliefs on transubstantiation."

Mormon: "Yeah, and don't even get me STARTED on what non-Mormons say about the special underwear."
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
cracked myself up!

Nail their asses to the comet

and send the bastards into a 76 year eliptical orbit. that'll teach'em.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Dammit, comet! You beat me to it! [Killing me]
 
Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :
 
Let's make up the ultimate PeteCanada

Anyone want to play along? Sounds like a fun game. [Biased]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The New, Improved, Ariel

Yeah, yeah, washes whiter, just like all the others [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There's No Need to... MouseThief

Is luxury!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
In the Grip of...

A totally blatant attempt to create highly suggestive FLPs. Yeesh, mirrizin! [Killing me]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Favourite cathedrals... Forthview

Is there a cathedral with a view of the Forth?

The making of the new... Afghan

Well it depends whether it's an American afghan or a British one. You either buy your wool, or you slaughter a sheep and skin it... er, this is getting a bit yucky [Projectile]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Etiquette Tips for Sioni Sais

"Tact is the unsaid part of what you think" (my Mother).
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Which will be the ultimate Ken?
let the battle commence...
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Etiquette tips for Telepath

But doesn't she already how the other person thinks she should behave?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Has anyone been watching...Piglet

Oh bother--I thought it was Eeyore's turn.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Gordon's banning in Pants.

Well, thank goodness he was wearing them, or he'd have been banned from a whole lot of other places, as well.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
It's only funny to Hart

which is to say, not at all funny?

(you shouldn't have posted on that thread, H.)

[bloody code]

[ 08. May 2007, 01:50: Message edited by: basso ]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
c'mon gang, I left it wide open for you all to riff on...

What is wrong with comet

how shall we count the ways...
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
c'mon gang, I left it wide open for you all to riff on...

What is wrong with comet

how shall we count the ways...

First trip to the Circus for ages, and the victim's beaten me to it [Razz]

Great line though [Smile]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Pasco advises striking ... Teufelchen
Dont you think that´s rather dangerous advice? you might get more than you bargained for.
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
What's so great about sanityman

Well, sanity, for starters!
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Evangelical Anglican...Cusanus.

Not me then. Must be another Cusanus around somewhere. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by WatersOfBabylon (# 11893) on :
 
Crap TV? Blame the... Afghan

But not the Indians; they gave us Bollywood.
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
In Ecclesiantics right now -

Evangelical Anglican Adeodatus

It's not true, I tell you! Not true!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Gospel of John...pimple

Is really quite so simple:
A papule here, a pustule there,
Slash on some soap just anywhere.
Come age, says John, you rimple.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
God never sends Merlin the Mad

Makes sense -- "Are all apostles? Are all prophets? Are all teachers? Are all crazy wizards? Do all speak in tongues?"
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
God never sends A Feminine Force

Ya wanna bet on that?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
God never sends Mousethief

Me: "Here I am, Lord, send me."

God: "No. I'm sending somebody else. Go back to your seat."
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Etiquette Tips for Sioni Sais

"Tact is the unsaid part of what you think" (my Mother).

That's quite brilliant...
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
God never sends AverageGuyOnTheStreet

I rather thought he made a habit of it!
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Still haven't found Fishngrl
How about looking near a jetty or a boat then?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Augustine: The Most Myrrh

Yesirree! That's *Augustine* brand perfume! Get the most myrrh for your money!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gordon's Banning in... The Undiscovered Country

Should be over by 27 June! - Oh..., that Gordon... [Ultra confused]

[ 11. May 2007, 21:20: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Unlucky Fried Kitten Curiosity killed

Hmmm... what's that there behind the "high voltage" sign? MEOOOOOWWW!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
London meet anyone lookin

Just what are our London shipmates plotting? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
US Health Insurance:...
(MouseThief)


Geez, they rob you of everything else, why not your mouse too?


(I'm assuming 3 posts in a row in this thread, especially so many hours apart,* is less offensive than it would be, say, in a Purg thread)
*I wrote a paper on my view of soteriology since my last login... you'd think someone else could've posted an FLP! [Razz]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Silly question about the giant cheeseburger.

Does it come with cheese?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Silly question about Beautiful Dreamer.


Any chance she'll wake unto me?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Crappy Choruses and...Gay Organ Grinder

Is this another of the worship styles being discussed in Ecclesiastes?
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
What do we think of Llareggub?


No comment. [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Scientology, cult or... Wesley J

Gimme the latter anytime. But then I would say that, wouldn't I? [Cool]

[ 14. May 2007, 20:38: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Straightforward, honest Mousethief

There. See? I've been trying to tell you guys.
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Red vestments after Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

Interesting choice of shoes for a priest ...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pure Sunshine:
Red vestments after Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

Interesting choice of shoes for a priest ...

Here I thought we were wearing red during Ordinary Time and green for martyrs now. White for Good Friday, and black for feast days is odd but manageable. I don't think I'll be able to stomach orange for Advent or yellow all during Lent...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Direct line to the Cottontail

I usually get that by planting lettuce and carrots.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Here I thought we were wearing red during Ordinary Time and green for martyrs now.

That cathedral is going downhill fast...
 
Posted by Cottontail (# 12234) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Direct line to the Cottontail

I usually get that by planting lettuce and carrots.

Here I am! Did somebody say lettuce? [Axe murder]

[ 17. May 2007, 00:42: Message edited by: Cottontail ]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Children's rights to Garfield

Every kid should get their 'toons!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Trimming the fat with Pants

Presumably this is the advertising slogan for those Bridget Jones-style big knickers that hold everything in at the relevant places?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
God, the Devil, and...Garfield.

I think the cat's a bit out of his league with this spinoff.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Here I thought we were wearing red during Ordinary Time and green for martyrs now.

That cathedral is going downhill fast...
Yeah, we're halfway to Chinatown now, soon enough we'll hit the financial district I guess. [Razz]
 
Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :
 
Bottom to top:

AS The bellringers me the cicadas are coming: Global Denomination.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
The New, Improved Pete173

See the Ship has everything, even a better class of bishop!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Causes of unreasonable ViolaWoman

Being made to listen back to their own playing.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Anglicans and the...Young Fogey.

Hee hee.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Fed Up Dealing with... Moth

the blasted thing has been flirting with the kitchen bulb for hours, circling again and again and again, and I can't catch it! Now the cat's gone bananas and is jumping into the air and making mewling sounds.

I can't take it anymore!!!!
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
May book group chasing Mili

Has she upset them or is it Kiss-chase? enquiring minds...
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
quote:
Share your favorite... (Jim Goodfellow)
Shan't!
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
God, the Devil and...Heydrich

and

Folk around for Free...Kelly Alves

...fail to folk around and there'll be no Kelly Alves for you without payin'
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
PMs ... sarkycow

[Killing me] [Devil]
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
I blame ... Chorister

There were some real bum notes during this morning's offertory hymn [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Australian pub bars Viola

you would expect them to ban the banjo and bagpipes first.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
sanctuary in the middle aumbry

There is such as thing as "too much", you know, even for Anglo-Catholics! An aumbry big enough for a sanctuary is excessive. What do you do, consecrate a whole bakery? And you have at least three of these, even!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Public Outpouring of Tubbs

Has ended since we got indoor plumbing.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Public Outpourings of Doublethink

Big Brother is not only watching you, he's all around you.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Uniting Church -- thirty Nunc Dimittis

I'd always thought the Uniting Church was lower than that!
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
God, the devil and ... jedijudy

So which one of them has the force?
 
Posted by ViolaWoman (# 12513) on :
 
Kudos to Balaam; I've had to listen to my own playing for years and drink heavily because of it.

I'm not even sure I know what in hell this thread is about, but here's a Dolphy quote in reference to greyhound racing:
quote:
They should ban God racing!
If I should have posted somewhere else, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa (sung in Jimmy Buffet voice)
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Non-interventionist...dead edith.

Given the circumstances, the failure to take sides is understandable.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Where do you buy your infinite_monkey

Duh! From the infinite_monkey shop, of course!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Church Music - Whats Hugal

A "wind" organ stop after bugle and fluggel. Plays in the key of H demolished.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Should we meddle with... Mad Geo

I'm not taking the risk...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The Fairtrade Movement (Merchant Trader)

I guess he would have an informed opinion!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What characterized ... Scott Knitter


It used to be a masonic secret purl twist-and-shout + psso but the pattern was lost after the death of Jacques Molay.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Where do you buy your infinite_monkey

Duh! From the infinite_monkey shop, of course!

Actually, you just need to buy one. The infinite part is a gift with purchase. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Seen all too briefly whilst lurking The Late, Lecherous JArthurCrank


Well, he started the thread!!
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
And also a much more delightful mental picture;

Pentecost Liturgy with Bookworm

in his best red cope with lots of tasteful gold embroidery, of course
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Peace protestors found Anti-nuclear media

This is news?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Creationist museum Squirrel

Obviously hasn't evolved enough to come down from the trees yet.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Peace Protesters Found Stowaway

...and promptly covered him back up.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Alphabet's back! Come, agrgurich

...you have options now!

[ 04. June 2007, 23:03: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
RC Participation in... Foaming Draught

Beer, not wine, for mass in rural Australia attracts masses
 
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :
 
Good one, WJ! [Killing me]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Return of the Latin cor ad cor loquitur

Well, it's not like we weren't warned, but I still wasn't expecting the Latin quite so soon.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Silly question about the coiled spring

How far will it go?

[ 05. June 2007, 15:27: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Diana Worship - Part... the giant cheeseburger

Live on bread and water, like she did - all funds are for the building of the new Diana temple in Trafalgar Square.
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Ely Cathedral welcome hatless

The Hats and Veils thread is spreading
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
The new, improved....Viola

It's a violin! [Two face]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Different tunes for Campbellite

And all this time, I thought he just couldn't sing!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Byzantine Rite: CuppaT

I thought that was the English Rite.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
I see Paris, I see Gort

Decisions, decisions...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Where do you buy your infinite_monkey

Duh! From the infinite_monkey shop, of course!

Actually, you just need to buy one. The infinite part is a gift with purchase. [Big Grin]
The gift that keeps giving. And giving. And giving. And giving. etc.
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
I see Paris...I see Choirboy

There, having been seen in the same place at the same time, you have proven we are not the same person.
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
It's certainly...Professor Kirke

...the scholarly air and slight otherworldliness that give it away
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
New tunes for ... chukovsky

The obvious one would be 'Shorofsky' by the Kids from Fame.

Ooooh ... chuk chuk chuk chukovsky!

OK, so only about 3 shipmates will find this funny. Ah well. (Doris Schwartz shrug)
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Church Music - What's... DavidthesPecial

An organ stop that's reserved exclusively for Psalms?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Tolerance of other mirrizim

Golly, I'm still getting used to the one we already have.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
There's another one?!?! Is outrage!!!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Different tunes for... Gay Organ Grinder
hey, different strokes for different folks, right? [Biased]

[ 09. June 2007, 04:29: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :
 
Worth every penny.... Sister Mary Precious

Well of course she's worth every penny; she is precious after all.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Bizarre "Use" of a U

Text messaging.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
mirrizin beat me to it. I was thinking perhaps the less bizarre use would be "Yoose"

[ 09. June 2007, 23:44: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Bizarre "use" of a/the coiled spring

The mind boggles [aided by slightly remodelled punctuation]
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
In the same vein:

Bizarre 'use' of a Nightlamp
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
that thread is a gift.

just now:
bizarre use of a Golden Key

and then
bizarre use of a Nightlamp

now how can we get Thurible to post on there? oooo or Hooker's Trick! [Big Grin]

(great minds, Gumby)

[ 10. June 2007, 07:53: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Any genealogy freaks basso

I think they're all squeaky tenors!

Anglican Liturgical Liturgy Queen

a member of the Department of Redundancy Department
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I posted on the following thread expressly to provide FLP-fodder. (sigh)

Bizarre 'use' of a Liturgy Queen

And finally...

Canadian Primatial Liturgy Queen

How sensible. While the Americans are clamoring for a Primatial Vicar, the Canadians get something much more useful. I propose that this office be established immediately.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Brown will give up Cod

Is he going vegetarian then?
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
preaching Trinity...try

Well it's all a bit complicated but...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
that thread is a gift.

Indeed.

bizarre use of a Scot
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Alright, since no one else seems to be going for it...

Growing an anglo catholic churchgeek

Do not plant in direct sunlight. Best environment is indoors and smoky. Water frequently with small amounts of holy water; feed daily with the Sacrament.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
I see Paris, I see the coiled spring

a prophetic word..?
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Best environment is indoors and smoky.

[Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Incense & Thuribles Petrified

[Eek!] How long has it been since you used them?!? -- Never mind, I hear ethanol will clean them right up.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I see Paris, I see...Goar

That would be 'gore', I presume.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Return of the Fitness... Earwig

Well, yeah, I guess the sudden appearance of an Earwig would lead to lots of aerobic activity for some folks.
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
Bizarre 'use' of a... Wet Kipper

I don't even want to think about that...
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
I wasn't quick enough the first time I posted on the thread but...

Barbeque, BBQ, barbecue,... To The Pain

...I mentioned my fascination with pain, death, blades, blood and fire, right?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Bizarre "use" of a Scot

Nessie bait.
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
Kids These Days Just Coincidence?

I think there's generally a better explanation for them, and one that's been true for quite a while now...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pick up thy board,... the giant cheeseburger

The giant cheeseboard
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by To The Pain:
I wasn't quick enough the first time I posted on the thread but...

Barbeque, BBQ, barbecue,... To The Pain

...I mentioned my fascination with pain, death, blades, blood and fire, right?

I just thought it was too much cayenne! aka "South-West Chile Macho".


Other People are not like Iole Nui

that's true, they mostly have fewer vowels.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Why can't the Vatican Divine Outlaw Dwarf

My dear, they're not nearly Catholic enough.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
oh c'mon gang! there's gold in them thar hills!

When you're hanging comet
...be sure to tape her mouth shut as she has a way of weaseling herself around to be on everyone's side of an argument....
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Abortion and the bigger Socratic-enigma

That's major metaphysics, I think.

Using Incense in the Stranger in a strange land

Thou art God, and therefore I cense thee?
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Abortion and the bigger comet

I didn't know they were combining it with space travel, these days.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Baptist Church Visit A Feminine Force

Has she enough teacups for the whole denomination?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Double posting for the irresistable:

How will you celebrate the...Lowly Worm.

It will be a subdued, but heartfelt, affair.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
When You're Hanging mirrizin

Wait a minute...isn't this kinda like that "when did you start cheating on your wife" question? I think I object to the assumption that underlies that comment!!! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
What do we do with... pimple

Well, your main options are to apply some cream, or squeeze and be done with it...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Mentally Ill Students... Moo

Those are the ones you gotta watch.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Reserved Sacrament...Pearl B4 Swine.

Hey now, watch what you're calling the housebound!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Mentally Ill Students... Moo

Those are the ones you gotta watch.

Dammit, MT - you beat me to it! that is my favorite one EVER.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?

Sure! They inhale so much of it, might as well recycle! Just have a choirboy go exhale on the congregation e the priest is censing the altar.


What do we do with Mama Thomas

We celebrate the Mass! He'll do most of the talking, but our parts are in boldface in the service leaflet.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Highest church in the Cardinal Pole Vault

Hey, now that's a game we haven't yet tried in the Circus!
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Mentally Ill Students... Moo

Those are the ones you gotta watch.

Dammit, MT - you beat me to it! that is my favorite one EVER.
Well, that certainly made me snort my tea!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
The New, Improved Halo

with Dura-shine™!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Stoles, stoles and Saint Bertelin

That's got to be the easiest "odd one out" competition I've seen in a long while...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Children / Youth Services Curiosity killed.....

Well, serves you right for making church so interesting - that's dangerous, don't you know.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
20-year Episcopal Priest Matins

That's way too long a sermon!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How a Messiah can get infinite_monkey

He can find a boy with 5 loaves and 2 monkeys, and take it from there?


(This thread will be fun for us I'm sure)
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Using incense in the...Choirboy.
On the Choirboy, no problem, but in ?

Sure! They inhale so much of it, might as well recycle! Just have a choirboy go exhale on the congregation e the priest is censing the altar.


Yikes! I'll be sure to have a breath mint first as well. [Razz]

[ 19. June 2007, 04:00: Message edited by: Choirboy ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
When you're hanging infinite_monkey

You need a very, very, very long rope!
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Get out of the priesthood...the silent acolyte.
Speak up or ship out. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
To be or not to be... Liopleurodon

Can't do much about it, can you? It's evolution.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
To be or not to be...Cod.
Pro: Breathes under water. Con: Gets fried with chips.
Hmm.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Get out of the priesthood Choirboy

and back into the choir, where you belong!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I Don't Care if You're the Bede's American Successor

Especially given that I don't even know who the original Bede was...
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Lutheran "Fathers" Canute the Holy

- heh, I though it was a Calvinist who would father a predestined saint

[ 20. June 2007, 23:26: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
AngloCat shacks with Liturgy Queen

Two ways to read this:
--AngloCatholic parishes feature liturgy queens, in which case it's hardly news; and
--someone called/going by AngloCat shacking up with someone named Liturgy Queen, in which case it sounds like an excellent pairing!
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The purpose of the Sharkshooter

Is... to shoot sharks. Duh.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Eternal damnation for Mousethief

Yeah, well, can't say I didn't see it coming.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Eternal damnation for Cardinal Pole Vault

Track and Field competition is a mortal sin?!? [Eek!]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
coping with elderly Otter(s)

I hate it when they can't find their own seaweed beds anymore. and then they want you to chew their mussels for them. *sigh* and grandma started peeing in the tide bed last night.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Can this really be comet?

Well, it could be a shooting star...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Eternal damnation for Littlelady
Now if she'd bothered to grow it might have been different ...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Can this really be The Bede's American Successor?

I don't know, has he thought about writing "The Ecclesiastical History of the American People"?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
When you're hanging Auntie Doris

Make sure that knot is very, very securely tied!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Can this really be Amazing Grace?

No. It's just an illusion. Try again...
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Ship of Fools - your Pearl b4 Swine

*sigh* some people on these boards are so underappreciated ....
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Happy 100th Birthday Chorister

You don't look a day over 98, dear.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
One click on "Boards Home" turned up this wealth of FLPs:

eternal damnation for Laura
I suggest people stop posting on that thread - there seem to be consequences...

Can this really be RooK
If you have to ask...

The Dreaded Red Sober Preacher's Kid
Sober and red?!? [Eek!]

Paul and women (flickering flame)
Ah, there's been a batch of extra-canonical letters found!

Things you never want... Cod
'Tis true - I never liked seafood.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Even better! Now it's

Eternal damnation for Manx Tabby

I'm sure I've made similar pronouncements on my own tabby at times...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Does anybody else see the thread title

Eternal damnation for a wank

And think, "That sounds like a good trade. I didn't want this eternal damnation anyway"?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
One click on "Boards Home" turned up this wealth of FLPs:

eternal damnation for Laura
I suggest people stop posting on that thread - there seem to be consequences...

Can this really be RooK
If you have to ask...

The Dreaded Red Sober Preacher's Kid
Sober and red?!? [Eek!]

Paul and women (flickering flame)
Ah, there's been a batch of extra-canonical letters found!

Things you never want... Cod
'Tis true - I never liked seafood.

You should have ended that post with BINGO!!!
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
I suppose I oughta point out the dreaded red dj_ordinaire - a fine affirmation of my terrifying Socialist credentials!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Return of the Latin tomb

Hic jacet mus ereptor?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'm not your f***ing BroJames

Sorry! I wasn't cc'd on the DNA test results.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I'm not your f***ing Moo

I mean...do I really look like a cow?!?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Eternal Damnation for...Affirming Catholic.
Ouch.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Eternal Damnation for Papio

I wouldn't be at all suprised.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
I can't resist this "own goal"
Ten Carmandments from Henry Troup

so here they are. Discussion somewhere else...

1. Signal your !@#$ turns before, not after.

2. There are at least two pedals in your car; learn to use them both.

3. Park the $#%^#$ cellphone.

4. Tinted windows and windshields are a dumb idea; other drivers should be able to see if you are looking at traffic or reading Playboy at the wheel.

5. Mirror, signal, blindspot, then move when safe. Do it with some panache.

6. Two seconds following time - it's not that hard a concept. Don't try to "push" me to go faster.

7. Other drivers, pedestrians, cyclists, sheep, squirrels, and everything else on the road have their objectives, too. Yours are not automatically more important.

8. Would it hurt you to wash that thing now and then?

9. Strange noises, drips, vapours, smoke, and the like are your car's way to telling you it's sick. Get it competent help when it needs it.

10. The rules are only a guideline; but have good reasons if you bend or break them.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Does anyone else just Doublethink

Yes.

I mean no.
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Eternal Damnation for (Father Gregory)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What do we do with Karl: Liberal Backslider

Clear the path behind him so he doesn't get hurt?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Meat with the blood Scarlett

Is vastly superior to cheese with the fuzz chartreuse.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
Thurifers doing The Silent Acolyte

Hmmm, in our diocese, that would violate the Sexual Misconduct Policy.
 
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Deacons of honour for St Bertelin

Well, of course and in Ecclesiantics we'll soon have lots of advice on how many, and what they should wear, and where they should stand, and what they should carry and when they should bow whilst honouring this wonderful saint!
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Thurifers doing the Ecclesiastical flip-flop
- sounds like fun. Is this a new dance craze?

[spellnig]

[ 26. June 2007, 15:29: Message edited by: Keren-Happuch ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Eternal Damnation for Papio

Well, if he's screwed, we're all screwed. [Help]
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Adultery: To tell, or...

saysay



Well, if you insist...
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Calling the Church... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

I wouldn't dream of it! [Two face]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Anglo-cat shacks with luvanddaisies...

...or, in fact, with anyone else who cares to post on the thread in Eccles.

Slapper [Two face]

[ 27. June 2007, 14:46: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
When Radicals Walked mirrizin

...straining against a collar made entirely of hemp.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
The new, improved Wesleyswig

Gracious where to start on improvements.....

Regards
John
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The barman gave me Schroedinger's cat

When I open the box, will I have a dead cat or drunk cat?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
The barman gave me Mousethief
That was heck of a rodent cocktail!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Eagle swings hot jedijudy

For once the bald headed eagle has her by the light! [Snigger]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
When you're hanging Josephine... [Eek!] What!!?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Arabella visits the... Arabella Purity Winterbottom

Visiting oneself is certainly a good idea - plus you know what to expect.
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Liturgy Queen:
Thurifers doing The Silent Acolyte

Hmmm, in our diocese, that would violate the Sexual Misconduct Policy.

Oh. I thought it was a dance rather like the Frug, but with more arm movement.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Al Gore clears his organmeister

[Eek!] Not sure I want to know how that works...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How will you celebrate Sir Kevin

Well, I guess knighting him's been done...

(But I suspect he'd appreciate just a nice party!)
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
How will you celebrate Marmot

Like this.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
What music is playing....Lady in Red

Aaaaaargh, Chirs de burgh !!

Turn it off [Mad]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Mentally Ill Students Duck

Perhaps they see some incoming projectile that none of us will detect until it's too late? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
My dream job is... churchgeek

Off to seminary, then! [Two face]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
My dream job is... MouseThief

Lie down on this nice comfy couch and tell me more about this strange compulsion to steal rodents.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Earliest Use of the Thurible

I'm picturing them being used as clubs of some sort...
 
Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :
 
My new Hell thread quite unintentionally created some great Famous Last Post opportunities.

Thank God for Erin
Absolutely.
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Return of the Latin cor ad cor loquitur

As opposed to the Greek cor ad cor loquitor?
 
Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on :
 
Thank God for Amazing Grace

Amen.
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Somewhat poor taste, so I'll apologise first, but it made me laugh. I'm sorry.

Mentally ill students Moo

Which'll make diagnosis a lot easier...


ETA: it's just changed to "Mentally ill students Duck". Please, someone whose name isn't a verb post in that thread. Quickly.

[ 04. July 2007, 16:51: Message edited by: Quercus ]
 
Posted by Saint Bertelin (# 5638) on :
 
Currently heading up Purgatory:

Church historian seeks...bush baptist

...for fun and frolics.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Thank God for Duo Seraphim

They'll go so nicely with my Duo Cherubim.

[Angel] [Angel]


(eta: Quercus, you're cracking me up!)

[ 05. July 2007, 04:22: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
TubaMirum - Moron... MouseThief

I know that thread titles in Hell often use terms of abuse. Calling somebody a moron is one thing. But accusing them of stealing rodents without any evidence to back it up is surely libellous.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Thank God for...Jahlove
Many of us do, regularly!
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Is this actually in (Custard)

A question often asked, and that is before we reach mass produced custard...

Regards
John
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Am I the only one in Lothlorien

Frodo and Bilbo will be along soon!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Harry Potter - the Sober Preacher's Kid

In the knock-off "Christian" version of the tale, Harry Potter finds out his real father isn't a wizard at all, and it turns out everything heroic Harry's ever done has simply been through the Power of the Spirit.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Am I the only one in 206

No, there are 205 others.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Am I the only one in 206

No, there are 205 others.

That's also Seattle's area code (and the suburbs due south). Plenty of others in 206.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Return of the Latin ... Treatise

Oh dear. Will it take awfully long?
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Recipe Thread - the ... Sparrow

Like chicken, only less filling, and harder to carve.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"Thank God for... Alan Cresswell

Aye! [Cool]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Christian Nutters at Lynn MagdalenCollege

Oh, the Cambridge Movement?
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
Without an 'E' on the end is The Other Place. Thanks muchly [Biased]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is this actually in Mrs Whibley

Shall we get an x-ray? Or just ask her what she's been eating?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Eagle swings hot..jedijudy.

Is not not about time those bald headed ones understood a hot flush?
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Today's look at the board yielded these:

Non-RC reaction to Sober Preacher's Kid.

Is the RC reaction obvious?

Am I the only one in Amazing Grace?

[ 08. July 2007, 04:51: Message edited by: Evangeline ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dj_ordinaire:
Without an 'E' on the end is The Other Place. Thanks muchly [Biased]

Drat, that's even funnier!

Today's offering

Are animals really CrookedCucumber

No, cucumber is definitely a vegetable. "All flesh is grass" is a metaphor.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
  Time we confronted Timothy the Obscure

Perhaps - but with what? He's just too vague
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Seen earlier this morning Time we confronted Myrrh
An impossible feat I'm afraid, Myrrh is immune to normal confrontation
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Those Damn Pigeons - Sparrow.

Dear Editor,

I'm writing to say that we the undersigned of Trafalgar Square are very annoyed that the Pigeon community have taken over our perches, demand bread in a menacing sort of way and are regularly seen fare-dodging on the Tube. The sooner they're given ASBOs the better. Yours sincerely, A Sparrow and Others.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Unfeeling management Erin

Yes, sir!
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Can this really be Spiffy da Wondersheep?

I do believe it is!

[ 09. July 2007, 20:43: Message edited by: Keren-Happuch ]
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
Can this really be Spiffy da Wondersheep?

I do believe it is!

Are you sure about that?
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Books for 8 year olds Moo

I would have thought they were a bit old for that
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Christian Nutters at...Twilight

yes, that is a particularly awkward time of day to encounter them.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
You beat me to it, Wet Kipper. I was going to mention that one!

Just a nutter at Twilight
When the lights are low......
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Pope: Other denominations ... Petrified

Benedict can be a bit alarming at times.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Pope: Other denominations hatless

Got mitre?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Does anybody else just ken

I dinna ken what I ken.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Time we confronted Myrrh?

Not. Saying. Anything.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Anglican Attendances (Choirboy)

You'd expect a few!
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
In whose name are we seasick?

Good question!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Keren-Happuch:
In whose name are we seasick?

Good question!

"Huey!", I understand.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Swap the sausages and the...parsley sage

They are interchangeable?
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
I lost my cherry to... Amazing Grace

That thread's just going to keep on giving.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
My God, My God, Barnabas62

Didn't realise that Barney was God. You learn something new every day.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
I lost my cherry to... Amazing Grace

That thread's just going to keep on giving.

Wahey!
It now says on the interweb-thingy that someone lost their cherry to me (so it must be true) [Yipee] .
Must have been pissed though - I didn't notice [Roll Eyes] .

[ 14. July 2007, 22:26: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
quote:
Am I the only one in Lamb Chopped?
Hey, it ain't an orgy, folks.
 
Posted by The Silent Acolyte (# 1158) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
That thread's just going to keep on giving.

It was quite unintentional folks. I rarely venture outside Ecclesiantics and I barely knew what this thread was until Luvanddises pointed it out on the thread in question, but I'm happy to have obliged.

Oh, no! I momentarily lost it to Erin just now.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I lost my cherry to... Erin

Some like it hot. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why can't RC Priests... Sober Preacher's Kid

Dunno. Do you?
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
I lost my cherry to... Gort

Please ladies, form an orderly queue. No shoving or pushing.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Why can't RC Priests... Sober Preacher's Kid

Dunno. Do you?

Well, they could start by giving the kid communion only in one kind...


I couldn't help myself:
God will hold YOU accountable churchgeek

[Ultra confused] I hope God doesn't mind rambling, wordy posts on Ship of Fools, then, because if so, I'm doomed!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
I lost my cherry to... Erin

Some like it hot. [Ultra confused]

[Eek!] [Killing me]

'Twould be an experience to remember, methinks [Biased] [Razz]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:

That thread's just going to keep on giving.

On that note--

I lost my cherry to... Divine Outlaw Dwarf

We needed a stepladder, but it was heaven! [Yipee]

[ 15. July 2007, 19:09: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
I want to understand Timothy the Obscure

If I wanted you to understand, I wouldn't be Obscure!

(Like I was going to let somebody else get this one...)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Do not. DO NOT. Post on the wierd animal sex thread in Heaven.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Weird animal sex Lowly Worm
followed immediately by,
Weird animal sex MouseThief

first you find a worm...

or maybe steal a mouse...

(now it's Weird animal sex (comet) which makes me think, "yes please!")

excellent crosspost! [Big Grin]

[ 16. July 2007, 04:28: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Papio:
My God, My God, Barnabas62

Didn't realise that Barney was God. You learn something new every day.

Well, there's also been My God, My God, andreas1984 .... How does that float your boat? [Biased]
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Yipes! Now I've suckered myself!

Worship a mad God or Barnabas62

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
I want to understand Lots of Yay

I'd be happy to understand any.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
My favourite "Lost My Cherry" FLP is

I lost my cherry
To Filius Luciferi


...because it's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
In Europe, God call me Numpty

Me so depressed. What him thinking?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Inexpensive northerly Saint Bertelin

I assume we're referring to the trade in relics of lesser-known saints, and not our dearly beloved shipmate?! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Weird animal sex
Cardinal Pole Vault


I've seen bluejays do some pretty weird stuff but this...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I lost my cherry to... GoodCatholicLad

Whom I hope you are married to!
 
Posted by Gordon Cheng (# 8895) on :
 
There's only one right...Gordon Cheng

And I am wondering if people here can guess which one it is.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Cheng:
There's only one right...Gordon Cheng

And I am wondering if people here can guess which one it is.

This one?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I want to understand.. Karl: Liberal Backslider

Many have tried, few have succeeded!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Time we confronted Professor Kirke

We know about that flask in your desk... and the one in your coat pocket... and the one in your academic hood...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
I lost my cherry to Sine Nomine

And his ice cream fork.
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
I want to understand Babybear

Well, she doesn't like her porridge too hot, or too cold, or too salty. She likes it "Just right".

And her bed shouldn't be too hard, or too soft, or too lumpy, but "just right".

And her seat shouldn't be too big, or too hard, but "just right".

And she is stalked by a home-invader with blonde locks.
 
Posted by The Silent Acolyte (# 1158) on :
 
Mormon "baptism for...The Silent Acolyte

Not on your life.
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Self-rejection is...just call me Numpty

yes it's certainly not a nice way to talk about yourself.
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
How often do you Boopy

Well at least once a day, more usually... especially if it was a curry the night before!!!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
England finally goes.. Fifi

I do understand, I often go a bit Fifi myself.
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Our God is ... Lumpy da Moose

Well, I know moose are considered pretty sacred by a number of Shipmates, so that part seems fair enough. But where did you get the idea that God's name is Lumpy?
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Reminds me of a song!

"Lord, Your name is Lumpy
Lord, Your name is Lumpy
Lumpy Lord, we love You Lord
We glorify and praise your Moosely Name ..."
[Killing me]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Mormon baptism Tubbs

Do they use bathtubs? old galvanized tubs? I'm trying to picture this. [Biased]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I want to understand Grits

Seriously! How can anyone stand the salty, buttery mush? [Biased]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Mormon baptism Tubbs

Do they use bathtubs? old galvanized tubs? I'm trying to picture this. [Biased]

When we can't get to the creek up in the mountains near our historic chapel (or the creek is frozen over), we have been known to use a molded plastic horse trough for adult baptisms. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The new, improved Josephine

<sings>
Don't go changin' to try and please me
You never let me down before, mmmm
 
Posted by OliviaG (# 9881) on :
 
Entire crew: "Awwwwwww!" [Axe murder]
OliviaG
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Why did Moses do a Zealot en vacance Because he was tired of the desert after 40 years?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
England finally goes Matt Black

no doubt a consequence of the lousy weather.

[ 20. July 2007, 12:30: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Rosencrantz or Guildenstien ... crowsnest

I find that the Rosencrantz crowsnest completely outshines the Guildenstien model.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why did Moses do a... Lamb Chopped

DIY, of course:
quote:
Take a bunch of hyssop, dip it into the blood in the basin and put some of the blood on the top and on both sides of the doorframe. (Exodus 12:22)

 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Who's gonna die in the giant cheeseburger

Um ... Cheesy? I haven't seen him around these parts for a while.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Who's gonna die in... comet

Hope it ain't gonna crash down on us! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
elders and deacons ken

och aye, they didna ken, but they ken the noo
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Were people saved by Makepiece?

Dunno!
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Our God is Liverpool fan

And we pronounce all Arsenalist heretics anathema...
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
dangit, Timothy - you beat me to it.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Ha! and now we have:

Were people saved by custard

at the same times as

Harry Potter teaches andreas1984

well, he does fancy himself as a bit of a wiz kid [Big Grin]

[ 21. July 2007, 19:49: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
it's Pottermania on the Ship!

Harry Potter - the Jester

which is great, but I want to see how we can get DOD to post on that one. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
well, maybe the next best thing:

Harry Potter - the Drifting Star
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:


Were people saved by custard


No, they came to a sticky end.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Groan! [Biased] [Snigger]
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
I can see why some want the... (GoodCatholicLad)

*squints* Nah, I can't see it.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Just logged on to find ....

were people saved by churchgeek

[ 22. July 2007, 08:15: Message edited by: Worm in the Grass ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Our God is... Beautiful Dreamer

Well now, that sounds like pretty good theology to me.

and:

Get out of the priesthood Filius Luciferi

and while I'm at it, get thee behind me Satan too.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
and now I've found
were people saved by Andreas1984

I wouldn't know for sure and he is a bit brash sometimes, at least mostly good-hearted and charitable so it is possible that he's contributing to people's salavation
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Get out of the priesthood Amazing Grace

But without grace, there is no priesthood... Or did I enroll in the wrong Sacraments class?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon

Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What's the strangest Amanda B. Recondwyth

I imagine ours is about as strange as they come. [Razz]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Harry Potter teaches Welsh Dragon

Don't dragons already speak Parseltongue? If so, I suppose it must be getting English lessons.

No, no, you've got it all wrong. Snakes speak Parseltongue! Dragons don't speak at all - they don't need to (why speak when you can breathe fire?)

[ 23. July 2007, 22:38: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Were people saved by Anselm

Sounds like a new twist on a very old dead horse...
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Are All Christian Unions...(Fight Club for the Soul)

[Killing me]

Regards
John
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Ms.. Ken

Well I suppose a gender-neutral title might be a good way of solving all the problems...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants

[Biased]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Single Christian Woman - Chukovsky
That could create some confusion - especially for her other half...

quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
Flooded UK.. Sinking Pants
[Biased]

I've made a thread that's contributes to Famous Last Posts.

I'm so proud [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Were people saved by Wink Murder

So far, only the murderer.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
This really sounded like pure gobbledygook when I read it:

Tammy Faye Messner Eutychus
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Rotten Sinner seeks Lamb Chopped

...for good times and culinary pleasure.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Rotten Sinner seeks Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

Almost a quest, you might say.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Heaven thread --

It just doesn't go... Petrified

Oh, honey. Sorry to hear it.

They make pills for that, you know.
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
It just doesn't go Moo

That's because it's a sheep. It goes baaa instead
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Is everyone else waiting for Custard to post on the

Just desserts or Cruel...

thread? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I want to understand...dolphy

Something I have been trying to do for the past 40 years! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
[You don't look a day over 39 [Biased] ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Calling Mad Geo to Beautiful Dreamer

Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
  Calling Mad Geo to... Mad Geo


Well, we all knew it would come to this.
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
Rotten sinner seeks... Spike

That sounds a rather drastic intervention. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
It just doesn't go Moo

That's because it's a sheep. It goes baaa instead

Damn your eyes! I've been waiting for that one since I started that thread! [Mad] [Biased]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I want to understand....jedijudy

She's not that hard to figure out really.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I want to understand...Ariel

It's really quite simple, just add it to your washing (if you have water!), and see your whites turn whiter!
 
Posted by Saint Bertelin (# 5638) on :
 
Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat

Then whose cat are you?
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Help, I´m no longer ...andreas 1984

Time marches on....
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Currently my main page displays:

Kerygmania and extra-biblical (Grits)

and

Seen any disturbing (Mousethief)
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
What about

Microsoft Vista Gort

The New Generation of Windows. Armored against all malicious software.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Giving and/or Taking Gwai

Hey! That's my wife you're talking about!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Saint Bertelin:
Help! I'm no longer...Plato's cat

Then whose cat are you?

Came here to post that. Surely the answer is clear:

Schroëdinger's [Razz]
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Grandson of FLP Famous Eutychus

Yes, that's right! The Famous Eutychus is the grandson of FLP!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
BBC Heroes: Ariel

Yes, Ariel is indeed the name of the Eric Gill sculpture above the entrance to Broadcasting House. Well spotted.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I love dogwonderer, but this still makes me laugh:

Is religion about avoiding dogwonderer ?

heh... NAW! I don't go to Church just 'cause it's the one place I know I wont find DW! of course not! [Biased]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Even better!

Is religion about avoiding... Filius Luciferi
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Hot damn! comet, you beat me by a nose! Aren't both of those great?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
England finally goes... Stars

That'll be the day!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Is Religion about Avoiding Lamb Chopped

Of course! We always eat our lamb whole. It's the only proper way to eat lamb!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
For I am a man...Ebeth

If that is so, I hope you are a New Balanced one [Biased]

[ 28. July 2007, 17:21: Message edited by: dolphy ]
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Another one from the "Is religion thread". For it to work as it did in my head you have to insert the pause at the right place:

Is religion about avoiding Real Ale(?) - Methodist
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
And now we have

Is anyone correcting Mad Geo

Many have tried...... [Snigger]

[ 28. July 2007, 18:56: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
father Triple Tiara, why don't Roman Catholics jlg? If only you jlged...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Help! I'm no longer justlooking

I'll be right with you, sir, as soon as I help this customer.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Meaningless! Mousethief

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Religious word of the chorister

Rubbish. I've never known a chorister to say anything remotely religious.

[ 28. July 2007, 22:04: Message edited by: Spike ]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Harry Potter teaches MouseThief

... to fly a broomstick? ... to perform the confundus charm? ... how to reach platform 9 3/4?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Recommendations for MouseThief

(in case HP runs out of material...)

Go easy on the cashews, Coolers™, and one-liners [Biased]

[ 29. July 2007, 06:06: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Is religion about avoiding TubaMirum

I don't think so.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
The nature of Ship Custard

Well, it's slightly softer than Ship's biscuit.
 
Posted by Saint Bertelin (# 5638) on :
 
What time is Midnight...Max.

Is that like Midnight Mass on steroids?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Muslims: what do we ken

nae muckle.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Bumper crop! First, two at a time (simultaneous although not consecutive):

It just doesn't go Mousethief
England finally goes RooK

and then this gem:

Crappy Choruses & Cantiones Sacrae
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Father, Son or dogwonderer

Spot the odd one out!
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
Is anyone correcting Adeodatus

At their peril! At their flaming peril!!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Real witchcraft... Lamb Chopped

For your convenience. Now in convenient 1-pound containers.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Spotted in Styx this morning:

Ship Stats .... Not Too Bad

Ah, well that's all right then. Although we could do better!
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
The nature of Ship (Doublethink)
Spotted this morning. This is not 1984 or a Brave New World... nothing to see here ... please move along and get back to your relevant sector.

Regards
John
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
In Purgatory...

Should people have the Giant Cheeseburger

and

Should people have Custard

[ 31. July 2007, 20:01: Message edited by: Badfundie ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
This is too good:

Is Liberal Theology the Bede's American Successor[?]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
On the other hand, Is evangelical theology ... sharktacos is a question that has not necessarily leapt to my hermeneutical attention

[ 01. August 2007, 07:48: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Christian MP found The Bede's American Successor

But I didn't know he was lost.
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
Priest Goes Ballistic Over... GoodCatholicLad

That seems unlikely, surely? [Confused]
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Daily Office Refreshed ... Greyface

Good. He's been looking a bit off-colour recently.
 
Posted by Thurible (# 3206) on :
 
I was going to post the same of 'Carys'. How pious.

Thurible
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Recipe Thread - the Dormouse

Mm, tasty. And he looks so sweet on the serving dish with a carrot in his mouth. Leg, anyone?
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
Christian MP found Thurible

I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by seasick:
Christian MP found Thurible

I do hope he returned it, being a Christian and all...

I am a man, I was on my own and found myself with a thurible, it was only natural.
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Celebrity crushes Tubbs

Robbie Coltrane? Jade Goody?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Christian MP found ... Choirboy do not go there.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Swap the sausages and wet kipper

From our new book, Recipe Substitutions That Went Bad
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Are Liberal Christians mirrizin?

Now, mirrizin is certainly a liberal Christian, but I think what you've got there is a wossname logical fallacy.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Christian MP found petrified

rather OTT punishment..
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Dangit, Gizzie beat me to it. I thought it was a sign that the White Witch was branching out. [Biased]
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Is the Bishop of Liverpool Nightlamp

No, I don't think so. James Jones never sounds that cross.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Me and Gort are gonna Jonah the Whale [Eek!]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Me and Gort are gonna doctor-frog

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

Poor Frog!!

[ 08. August 2007, 11:30: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:

The new improved Smudgie

Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by gizzie:
Christian MP found petrified

rather OTT punishment..

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Sorry for the double post but Heaven is currently offering:

The new improved Smudgie

Well, it seems that prayers are answered after all!

[Snigger]

[Razz]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Conservative Evangelicals ken

What they ken, I dinnae ken.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Pouring Good Wine After (Jack the Lass)

Some are too good to miss...

Regards
John
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Do you know Jesus? (the giant cheeseburger)

I don't think that's actually one of the Biblical names, is it? Hmmm, maybe in The Message.
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
The peculiarities of... Auntie Doris

oi.... I resemble that remark!

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Cell phone owners Moo
Is this a new ringing tone?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Meaningless... Pimple

Exactly how meaningful do you require your acne to be?
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
What's your favourite...Basket Case

shouldn't that be 'who's'? [Two face]
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Church Closure for Custard
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by wesleyswig:
Church Closure for Custard

Communion will never be the same again [Frown]
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)

Dear gracious!
Regards
John
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by wesleyswig:
I'm Not Gay But If (Vikki Pollard)

Yeah but, no but, yeah but.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Dolphy-- [Killing me]

As for this:

quote:
The peculiarities of Janine
...
...
...

What's the character limit for a single post, again?

( [Biased] )
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Not an FLP but a thread starter, but I have to get this in before anyone else does:

I'm not gay but if I was I'd fancy... Esmeralda

Bit of an own goal there.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
For I am a SELF-ABSORBED Mousethief

Don't be so hard on yourself
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
For I am a Self Absorbed Foaming Draught

Try Introspective Ale the microbrew for navel gazers everywhere!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath

I only read my own mind.

(this thread is a gold mine.)
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
For I am a Self Absorbed Telepath

I only read my own mind.

(this thread is a gold mine.)

Damn your eyes!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
[Snigger]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
What's your LEAST favourite... Curious Kitten
Hard to say since I'm a pretty big fan of curious kittens.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The peculiarities of Schroedinger's Cat

What could possibly be peculiar about a feline that is simultaneously alive and dead as long as it remains in the confines of a box? I couldn't imagine anything more ordinary!
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
London, what's the ...
Max.

oh, about 7 mph i'd say.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
What's your LEAST favourite infinite_monkey

The one who typed out A Winter's Tale
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Until I messed it up by posting, Heaven had the following gem:

Meteoric Observations.... comet
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The peculiarities of Zappa.


What's the world coming to (?) Zappa.


[Paranoid]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Church websites...sparkle.

Must be the early countdown to Christmas!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I can take care of Arabella Purity Winterbottom

I really hope that means "care for," otherwise I hate to think of it!

Spong Banned in Sydney Doublethink

I'm assuming clearer reasoning then would lead Syndey to welcome heterodoxy?
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
In Dead Horses --

It's The Slammer For... Cusanus

Hmph. Leading a life of crime right under our noses, and I never knew.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
When I grew up, I was Sir Kevin

You should have seen what I started as!

[ 16. August 2007, 00:50: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
I'd rather vote for...comet

Well, who wouldn't?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
I'm pretty sure Karl Rove and his pals might be a bit uncomfortable with my ticket.

just a guess.

(wanna be my running mate? "vote for Comet/Obscure 2008!")
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
I'm pretty sure Karl Rove and his pals might be a bit uncomfortable with my ticket.

just a guess.

(wanna be my running mate? "vote for Comet/Obscure 2008!")

If your ticket makes Karl Rove uncomfortable, I will definitely consider voting for you. If it makes him squeal with pain, I'll even work door-to-door for you.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
I so want to post on that thread, just to create an FLP that pretty much sums up my feelings on the electoral process.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
If it makes him squeal with pain, I'll even work door-to-door for you.

Golly! what do I get if I get him to cry out for his mommy and beg for mercy?
[Two face]

(I say do it, IM!)
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
I'll leave that to your imagination.
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Trimming the fat with ... Campbel - lite

Well of course that is the low fat version [Big Grin]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I can take care of...ebeth

Yes, this is true but she can take good care of herself and she has the boots to prove it!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
When I grew up I was...Beautiful Dreamer

If only there had been an 'a' !!!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Unfeeling management... Pants

but if you throw them a stick they get very happy!
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Why should we trust anteater?
whoever said we did?
 
Posted by Tina (# 63) on :
 
Not actually an FLP, but Purg has the consecutive thread titles:

Why should we trust ... Natural Family Planning

IngoB's doing his best to answer that one [Biased]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The 2007 Praise Reports...Not Too Bad.

Spoken with true Christian humility.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
The new, improved....Jack the Lass

That's what fieldwork in a foreign country does for you [Biased]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Religious Reporter Abandons mirrizin

Hallelujah! I never thought I'd ever get rid that intrusive pest!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery...The Coiled Spring
This brings [Waterworks] to the eyes!
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
This amused me inordinately:

The prayer of humble Custard


Presumably this is to be said while topping your serving of humble pie.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
I am really Mousethief.

Honest!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
You forgot the goofed-up bold tags.

Should be "I am [ B]really[/B]...

[ 19. August 2007, 21:02: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
I'm not that Mousethief.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Bishop suggests calling Dinghy Sailor

Sorry, but the Caption Competition has moved on...
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I'm really offended... Miffy

Yes well, being miffy generally includes being offended!
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The Dormouse

was eaten by the Romans, but isn't to most modern tastes.
 
Posted by Suze (# 5639) on :
 
Bit of a split going on between Styx and Hell..

I'm not easily offended... Kelly Alves

I'm really offended... dogwonderer
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
It's the slammer for Janine [Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Modern Anglo-Catholic Hooker's Trick

"Hey, baby, wanna help me untie my amice? Mmmm, I'll bet you've got a nice, big thurible... Boy, would I love to get a maniple on you!"
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
The prayer of Humble Cusanus
quote:
Lord, I am not worthy to be a Principal,
but speak the word ..... [Biased]


 
Posted by The Silent Acolyte (# 1158) on :
 
Does one have to be ...

Freddy


God, I hope not, I have enough trouble getting my own act right.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
It's the slammer for Janine [Eek!]

Rather draconian, really--I think a hundred hours of community service would be enough. [Razz]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
My spiritual deepness is confirmed!

quote:
Bishop suggests calling luvanddaisies

 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does one have to be the Virgin Merry?

No, one is certainly entitled to be bitter about it.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Bishop suggests calling the Pookah

And with good reason, I'd say!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Things I want to know Curiosity Killed

[Confused]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Okay - I don't normally do me, (but because no one else did [Waterworks] ) Shite your priest told ... Zappa

Now where do I start? (Though in reality my experience of priests was generally a boringly positive experience)
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Rowan Williams visits Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Now that's a shipmeet to see!
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
Shite your priest told... Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

Pure Gold. So to speak.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Paedophiles: Criminal Basketcase

One way to put it...
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Shite your priest told dogwonderer

No wonder the poor bloke's an atheist. Still, at least we know who to blame.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
How sad am I that I keep checking to see if Petrified has posted on the "Should I be scared" thread in The Styx? [Hot and Hormonal] [Roll Eyes] [Help]
 
Posted by Not Too Bad (# 8770) on :
 
Well the deed is done! Look no more!

Should I be scared? Petrified

[Devil]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The problem of the Custard

is often that it is too thin.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
In the nick of time!

The New, Improved Custard

.. is neither too thin nor lumpy. It does have skin though and is served with apple pie or crumble.
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on :
 
An error has occurred - Pyx_e

Well, that's not a very polite whay to describe him.

[ 24. August 2007, 11:26: Message edited by: Chapelhead ]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Not Too Bad:
Well the deed is done! Look no more!

Should I be scared? Petrified

[Devil]

[Waterworks] [Mad] Bastard! Picking a time when I wasn't there.

Methinks it'd be a somewhat lame hell-call though [Biased]

quote:
Originally posted by Chapelhead:
An error has occurred - Pyx_e

Well, that's not a very polite whay to describe him.

Twice gazumped in the same 24-hour period.

Woe is me, indeed. [Tear] [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Priest goes ballistic searching for absolutes

The whole God business does do that to one!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
In Heaven at the moment we have:

Celebrity crushes Ruth W

I do hope she's all right.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
How did you find the ... comet

1) I looked up
2) Cold, icy
3) I had to be quick. Very quick.
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
How did you find the ... AverageGuyOnTheStreet?

Er, I walked onto an average street and picked out an average-looking guy, actually.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Butt Cracks Comet
Gigantic Ass Appears in the Sky and Damages Heavenly Body

news at 11!
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
How did you find the .. daisydaisy

He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not, He loves me, He loves me not...

He loves me [Big Grin]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
People I'd like to.. rugasaw

The list is long, the list is very long!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Suitable attire for... Foaming Draught

some people would argue for a stein, but I say it has to be a pint glass or it's just not the same.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
that thread could come up with a whole hoard of FLPs

Suitable Attire for...doctor-frog

Not even the white coat could hide the obvious.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
[immature snickering] [Snigger]
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery; ORGANMEISTER
[Snigger] [/immature snickering]

[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
[immature snickering] [Snigger]
Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery; ORGANMEISTER
[Snigger] [/immature snickering]

[Roll Eyes]

D'oh! Beat me too it. I mean who else would you expect to do such work?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Another Republican comet

with a tail of pure Florida chad?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Cthulu and the Flying Firenze

"She flies through the air with the greatest of ease..."
[Overused]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
How did you find the Jolly Jape

Hilarious!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Is it possible to be ... Eutychus . Yes. For a while. Stay away from windows, though.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Osama bin Laden as Amanda B. Reckondwythe

In his dreams...
 
Posted by Dee. (# 5681) on :
 
Vaginal Piercings & Rook

He moonlights as a body piercer?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I had giggled at that one too!

Currently starring in Purgatory we have:

Who is right - a serious Freddy!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I baptise you with... Real Ale Methodist

Is this a new methodist policy?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
How did you find the dormouse

He was in the teapot!
 
Posted by Thurible (# 3206) on :
 
RC Communion under Liturgy Queen

I thought his name was Benedict?

Thurible
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Another Republican comet

I didn't realize they voted. They must use absentee ballots.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Another Republican comet

You mean there was a first one?
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Help for a worn-out comet

A new tail and a bit of a push, maybe?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
How did you come to infinite monkey?


Well, I was selling an infinite selection of typewriters door-to-door...
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
is it possible to be....matt black

definitely - simply buy something not in the "glossy" aisle.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Another Republican...ORGANMEISTER


in his dreams.
 
Posted by Thurible (# 3206) on :
 
Kids' Yoga Class banned asher

That's not very welcoming of them!

Thurible
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
What we did on our Spike

Frankly, I just don't want to know. It sounds extremely painful.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What brought you to Gwai?

Isn't that a rather personal question?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Help for a worn out Josephine
Get off the computer and give her a hand, Mousethief.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Collective nouns for Mousethief.
No thanks. One is quite enough.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Unequally yoked, or... Custard

(Shades of the knights who say "nih")

Then again, if it's not a threat perhaps it's just alternative ingredient/recipe suggestions.

[ 01. September 2007, 10:45: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Bubble wrap in the post. . . . bubblepack

Well, of course.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
My friend, the Bastard MouseThief

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Jimmy B (# 220) on :
 
Ted Haggard wants $$$
Not really a FLP... but every time I see this I mis-read it as 'Ted Haggard wants a$$'
[Ultra confused]
(Where the modest do alter rude words with letter-like symbols)
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Suitable attire for ... Gay Organ Grinder
I would have thought a cassock would suffice. With sensible shoes.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
How 'bout that Hebrew Moo
Would that be a kosher cow?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Céilidh and Barn Dance To The Pain

Can't I just have a moan and take a painkiller? [Frown]
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Céilidh and Barn Dance To The Pain

Can't I just have a moan and take a painkiller? [Frown]

No, sorry, you must dance and dance and dance until your feet are blistered, your legs incapable of holding you up and you have bruises all along the inside of your upper arm... that is what to the pain means.

If it's any consolation I have been known to dance til all those things were true [Roll Eyes] and Woo! I'm a FLP! [Yipee]

[eta errant 'n']

[ 03. September 2007, 12:41: Message edited by: To The Pain ]
 
Posted by caty the southerner (# 11996) on :
 
Stop! What book are you reading today? Timothy the Obscure

An undiscovered Hardy masterpiece?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Why has the page gone...luvanddaisies?

It really IACWS?

[ 03. September 2007, 18:02: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Paradigm shifts and pimple

Wow, I knew hormonal changes could cause breakouts...
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The new, improved...Post-Denominational Catholic

All those Pre-Denominational kinks have been thoroughly addressed.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
You, too, can be a Mamacita

...provided you're a girl, and have a Babycita?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
AS Bellringers Meet Adrian1

'Ere, your 'oliness, come an' 'ave a pull!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Kerygmania: Change to the Sarkycow

Why? The 'cow is just fine thanks.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Sorry to be vulgar and self-advertising, but I did smile at:

Brazilian bishop advises Triple Tiara.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Comet and her Acridity Zappa

OK, now I'm puzzled. Comet zaps acridity? I didn't think that was her rôle at all ...
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Food for our times My Duck

with orange sauce, or cucumber and hoy sin?
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
England finally goes Matt Black

Isn't that a bit extreme, surely grey is depressing enough!
 
Posted by Seth (# 3623) on :
 
Three words at a time...... danofsteel

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I think my bicycle's Jimmy B

The DSM boggles.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Luciano Parvarotti is Duchess
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Luciano Pavarotti is badman

In that case he was lucky that:

The Butler Rarely Did badman

(presumably he preferred to corrupt the good)

[ 06. September 2007, 16:12: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
I've been waiting and waiting for this:

Butt Cracks Pimple

Ewwwww!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Another Republican comet

God gets desperate trying to deliver his message of peace and love to Dubya.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What's going on in Henry Troup

That's a question we have all been asking for a long time!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Another Republican... Mousethief

No! No! DEATH FIRST!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sappy shit on TV, and Gort

Surely that is too much for mortal flesh to bear!
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Incense and Thuribles Bishops Finger

I presume most Anglican bishops finger them rather nervously
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
And almost immediately we now have

Liturgical Colours Bishops Finger ,

I think those bishops have their fingers in too many tarts!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Embarassed to be an ... duchess I know Americans - errm - restructure language from time to time, but even when embarassed, (and it really isn't necessary, duchess) the "n" is a tad intrusive.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Coping with elderly Amanda B. Reckondwythe

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
Photos that make you...Gort

Another euphonism for puke, ralph, upchuck... take your pick.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
And it's no, nay, never Wibble

Stand firm, laddies!
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Help for a worn out... Emma

a nice cup of tea and a sit down?

[ 10. September 2007, 12:12: Message edited by: rosamundi ]
 
Posted by Seth (# 3623) on :
 
Buddhists Can't Have IngoB

He belongs to the Catholics! [Razz]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What is the Anglican hooker's trick[?]

Quoting sweet nothings from the 1549 prayer book?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Reviving traditional...leo

I didn't know he was ill.
 
Posted by Javert (# 12007) on :
 
The Butler rarely did ... Timothy the Obscure

Nuff said!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
The Butler Rarely Did.. moo

...although he was often heard bleating.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Apparently, or so Kerygmania tells me,

A virgin birth does not make BW Smith!

Who'd have thunk it?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Patrially Hydrogenated ken
This thread looks like it has more to give though!
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Or you could call it...Marmot

Okay, but I'm pretty sure it's just a chipmunk.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
A review of Dawkins' comet

Doesn't he believe in her either?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
A review of Dawkin's butler

White gloves: spotless. Tea served adequately.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
facts nobody needs redoubt

Just believe them first time round!
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Birettas and "optional" Thurible

Clearly we must be talking about Low Mass.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Birettas and "optional" Archimandrite

It's like the guide for writing a Superman story - Bad guys and "optional" kryptonite.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Buddhists can't have the Pookah

it's our Pookah! We're not sharing!

[ 14. September 2007, 07:11: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Which London Attraction Auntie Dorris

Old she may be, but I think it a bit harsh to suggest that she some kind of monument/museum just to be visited by the Americans and the Japanese.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Nice Religious Mousethief

Are there other varieties of Mousethieves?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
A review of Dawkins' bubblewrap

Sadly, somebody has popped all his bubbles.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Finding a "lost" Alan Cresswell

Well, you could start by asking Flausa where she saw him last.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
You are the only one AverageGuyOnTheStreet.

A statistical conundrum.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Swish (# 8566) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]

I'd just spotted "Say something nice Comet." Interestingly, there are more than a few threads in hell with that theme. [Biased]

Edit: Just clicked out and saw "A Virgin Birth does andreas1984," and "Partially hydrogenated MouseThief," which both deserve a mention

[ 16. September 2007, 21:40: Message edited by: Swish ]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
[Big Grin] that particular one in Heaven is definately making me work up a sweat.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Shipmates expecting Chorister ......

..... to perform well at Matins?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Satan Bartolomeo

Well, there are other shipmates I'd believe it of before Bartolomeo!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Finding a "lost" thurible

Playing 'hunt the thurible' was a popular game in all good AC sunday schools, presumably.
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Who gets to be bishop? Thurible.

We can but hope, but I fear that discussing the possibility now, on top of a recent marriage proposal, may tend to make him swell-headed...
 
Posted by Javert (# 12007) on :
 
Coping with elderly ... Janine

Aw she's not that old, nor hard to cope with
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Finding a "lost" Thurible

What have those altar boys done with it this time?

[ 17. September 2007, 16:16: Message edited by: Josephine ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Partly hydrogenated otter

I wasn't sure whether to post this here or on the 'Flavours that shouldn't be separated from their foods' thread in Heaven. [Biased]
 
Posted by Javert (# 12007) on :
 
How did you find the ... Mrs Wogan

Next to Terry, where else?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Praying for persecution: Karl: liberal backslider

Whatever turns you on, Karl.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The (insert your denomination) Sober Preacher's Kid

Ecumenical Adolescent Teetotalers Unite!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Meanwhile in Purgatory:

Has consumerism replaced mirrizin

Could anything replace mirrizin?
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Who gets commemorated? Triple Tiara

Naturally - we should always commemorate the wearer of the Triregno.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Church of Wales rejects badman

Well, he had been bad...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Quantum mechanics and Father Gregory

Have we found the anti-neutrino here on the board?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Oh for a thousand Rossweisse

clones to send as parochial enrollees to Sydney
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Why stupid people shouldn't ... bubblepack In the wrong hands, you know, those delicate items ...
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Dissssssssgusting Moo

I could cope with the sound, it's the regurgitated cud that grossed me out.
 
Posted by Cottontail (# 12234) on :
 
There is just something about the internal assonance of this one that I like:

Godding, plodding, or cor ad cor loquitor
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Say something nice Gort

Go on, you know you can. [Big Grin]

I love you, maaan... in spite of your goofy hat.
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
88 year old Nazi expelled Mad Geo

Well somebody had to. [Biased]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The consecration of the Bede's American successor

Dang, and my tux is at the cleaners.
 
Posted by Eliab (# 9153) on :
 
Should homosexuals Welease Woderwick?

Only if he uses his safe word.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Godding, plodding or hatless

Sounds like a particularly trying passage from Pilgrim's Progress. And tha'll catch thy death of cold too, bar t'at.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Weekday evensong in Triple Tiara

Overdressed for a weekday perhaps?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Should Homosexuals Cusanus - well, they do other things to an anus so why not?

[I should point out that there is far more anal sex going on in in straight relationships than in gay ones.]
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Recipes you use for Divine Outlaw Dwarf
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
88 year old Nazi expelled Littlelady

It must have been a relief for both of them!
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Biblical Passages on the Pimple

Is that harder than the 10 Commandments on a grain of rice ?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Worm in the Grass:
Weekday evensong in Triple Tiara

Overdressed for a weekday perhaps?

[Big Grin]

Shite, now I am going to reference myself again, but I just saw:

New Anglican Archbishop in Triple Tiara

[Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
88 year old Nazi expelled Liverpool fan

Well, there's a Nazi for ya. I trust it was an "away" match for Liverpool?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
Biblical Passages on the Pimple

Is that harder than the 10 Commandments on a grain of rice ?

Well, if it works better than benzoyl peroxide, I might be willing to give it a try!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Unfeeling management ... comet

A hellhost is unfeeling, well there's news!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Hate your mother, love pimple

um.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Say Something Nice Sioni Sais

Even if it doesn't happen, it rhymes.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
If I wasn't British, I'd like to be... Gracious Rebel.

Well, wouldn't we all?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
At the moment we have Recipes you use for Henry Troup and Parable of the dishonest Freddy.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Earwig:
At the moment we have Recipes you use for Henry Troup ...

braising, likely, I'm old, and gamy. Marinate in whisky.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Liberal Protestant Sober Preacher's Kid
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Should homosexuals...crynwrcymraeg
Hey, if you could pronounce it, I'd let you do it.

(no offense to crynwrcymraeg!)
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e,...Wet Kipper

sounds like a newer version of the "duck...duck...duck..Goose!" game at children's parties.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I'm shocked to see that Kerygmania is now displaying

The Parable of the Dishonest Lamb Chopped

Say not so!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Is there any worship Chorister in the loft, or are they all throwing spitballs?
 
Posted by welsh dragon (# 3249) on :
 
Buggering about with... My Duck in Eccles.

Was the thread title expressly designed to do this?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The New, Improved, Lack of Enthusiasm

I'd lead a cheer for it, but really can't be bothered.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Buggering about with... (Amanda B. Reckondwythe)
Sounds dangerous!
 
Posted by Max. (# 5846) on :
 
Buggering about with Max
No! Bad thoughts!

Max
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Buggering about with...Lumpy da Moose.

Sounds like a reject from an overnight brainstorm on new children's TV programming.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
dangit, Euty beat me to it.

it made me laugh.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is the vicar being Liturgy Queen

Well, she has her moments ...
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.

Pyx_e - so good they named him four times?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Help us celebrate a Amazing Grace

See! This is a Christian website!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e, Pyx_e

That has to be some kind of record.

A broken one?
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
What is the deal with Beautiful_Dreamer

She's beautiful, she's a dreamer... what more is there that you need to know??
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Britney Spears and Mad Geo

No wonder she's in rehab [Razz]

FD
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Leetle Masha:
How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.

A calendar works just fine.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
quote:
Originally posted by Leetle Masha:
How fast...St. Bertelin.

Somehow, I find it impossible to clock any Orthodox Christian with a stopwatch.

A calendar works just fine.
Julian or Gregorian?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Back to the topic:

Britney Spears and ken

No no, it's Barbie and Ken! Oh. Never mind.
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Buggering about with Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Not a pass time to untake thoughtlessly ...

[ 05. October 2007, 15:07: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Chili Peppers Moo

Put down the tequila and back away slowly.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Dead Woman...Still...Off Centre View

Well move that camera, necrophiles vote too.
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Is God Pissed Off at... Foaming Draught

Probably no more so than with the rest of us...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Parable of the Dishonest Llareggub

Boy, I'm glad I wasn't the lector when that was the leson!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Coping with elderly....Lamb Chopped

I guess it would need several hours in a slow-cooker to make it tender.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ha! (Now I need to decide whether I wish to be regarded as a tough old *&&$% or as a tender (and edible) young thing. Hmmm.)
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Yoof attitudes towards... Custard.

Iz tashty and nootrishus!

[ 07. October 2007, 06:54: Message edited by: Spiffy da WonderSheep ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep:
Yoof attitudes towards... Custard.

Iz tashty and nootrishus!

I think you mean 15 t45ty nd n00tr15hu5
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Clergy should remove Thurible

Why, yes! How shockingly up-the-candlestick do you get?
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
The way we write on...PeteCanada

With great difficulty, given the way he keeps moving about.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Will we ever create (Henry Troup)?

How could we improve on God's original handiwork?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The way we write on Chorister

Well, since we should only be marking our scores in pencil, we should only have a pencil on hand. We'll have to write on her surplice, then, since I don't think pencils write on flesh.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Dog owners who Spawn

they leave the dog salmon to run loose while they'e getting it on in the gravel beds, it's just shocking! by golly, get a leash! and a room!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Footmen in purple livery Triple Tiara

A quadruple diadem if you spot them wearing gold braid wif it
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Dead Woman... still... Petrified

Would... this... be... Lot's wife we're talking about?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
How much impact has RooK?

If you want to find out, just post an off-topic fluffy-bunny message in Hell... There's impact for you!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Dead Woman... still... Petrified

Would... this... be... Lot's wife we're talking about?

Surely she wasn't so much petrified as assalted?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
The New, Improved Thurible

Now with 20% more smoke per swing.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
The way we write on... Pants

Has to be indelible ink or your name comes off in the wash!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Turkey gets to be mousethief

They say you are what you eat.
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Jews need...The Giant Cheeseburger

But won't that go against their dietary laws?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
My Bad Day Pants

I've got some clothes for good days, others for not so good days. It's a long time since I had good day/bad day pants though.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Jews Need to Call me Numpty

Can Christians call you Numpty, too?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Jews need to be Afghan

[Eek!] . Whose policy is that then? Or did they mean to say Afghans need to be Jews? Which is probably worse [Eek!]
 
Posted by ken (# 2460) on :
 
Al Gore wins Peace Nob
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Sir David Attenborough... Mousethief

I hear he lifted a few shrews and voles too..
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Bizarre warm ups for Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Something like this, perhaps?

First you get down on your knees
Fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
These seem kinda related:

Thank God for the daily Garden Hermit

So... a different hermit comes to your garden each day? And that's a good thing?

Can't find a church Leprechaun

Oh, so it's a church garden, and you're not satisfied with just the daily hermit. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Manipled Mutineer:
The New, Improved Thurible

Now with 20% more smoke per swing.

Or a non-stick Teflon interior?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
The dumbest anti-latin Liturgy Queen.

[Killing me]

In my experience, very few liturgy queens are anti-latin.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Biblical passages that...Moo.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and laid him in a manger, because there was no room in the Inn?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Shame on you comet


Damn, girl, what'd you do now?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
could be anything. you'll have to be more specific...
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The problem of the stranger in a strange land.


Soon to be a major motion picture!

(blown code repair)

[ 16. October 2007, 21:47: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The problem of the Old Hundredth

So many people only equate it with the offertory doxology, "Praise God from whom all blessings flow..." but it's a great hymn tune with very singable harmonies including a very cool fauxbordon if you care to use it.
 
Posted by Seth (# 3623) on :
 
WWJ Fucking D? Left at the Altar

Fulminate against his faithless bride, the Church?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Recipe thread... the otter

..the better, unless served chilled.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
hope this one hasn't been posted before - I can't see it anywhere

You are the only one... Chorister

so I'm afraid you'll be singing solo today.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
The sooner I'm well enough to do more profitable things than play on the computer, the better... but in the meantime an interesting juxtaposition of famous last posts on the main board...

I name... Ruth W... the new, improved..Mousethief
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Let the women be silent MouseThief

Stop asking all those questions!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Radical Feminists Moo

Presumably while male chauvinists oink.

[ 18. October 2007, 12:27: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
TICTH Nats

Yes, annoying little insects, aren't they?
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
DH keeps asking "What is the deal with...andreas 1984?"

No answers have been forthcoming.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Thank God for the daily ...aumbry

Manna from heaven indeed!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Gospel procession to Mockingbird

Well, Jesus said not to give what is sacred to the dogs or the pigs that might "turn again and rend you" - but regarding the birds that might mock you, he was strangely silent.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Not a peep, as a matter of fact.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Anglo-Catholic GIN ---- Bishop's Finger

So that would be stirred, then, rather than shaken.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Dealing with Demons (justlooking)

Probably the best plan, really.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Let the women be silent ken

...

What's he gonna do about it?
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The 2007 Ship of Fools Celebrity Death Pool...curiosity killed

[Eek!] I thought that was against the rules!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Strange or quite normal?? Foaming Draught


Well yes, strange but that is quite normal.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
You are the only one
(Lamb Chopped)


What fun!

Regards
John
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Why call people to...Firenze

I believe that it is very lovely there this time of year. [Although, as this is an English-speaking board, can we not simply call it "Florence"?]
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
I couldn't resist...

How long is the well-cut Liturgy Queen

ITTWACW!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Americanisms vrs Creeping... MouseThief

Creepy! [Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is there a reason for Scott Knitter

To knit?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why call people to Alan Cresswell

Because he is a fount of Ship knowledge and wisdom.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Heaven is currently offering

The New Improved Chive

I thought the old one was quite adequate!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
The New, Improved... Celtic Knotweed

Now completely harmless to other plants.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Is there a reason for Liturgy Queen


I'm sure there must be but it's too late in the evening to think of one at present
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Help with pronouncing Mamacita

Is the "c" hard or soft?
 
Posted by Alaric the Goth (# 511) on :
 
Best place to raise...Hel

Newcastle city centre on a Friday night?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Right brain vs. Left Bean Sidhe

Reads (at least to me) like one of those typing disasters that occur when you sneeze just as you are trying to complete the sentence and your fingers go haywire.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Bible Sections Headings Circuit Rider

[Eek!]
What translation is that?
 
Posted by Flausa (# 3466) on :
 
SoF Special London Pants

Is this a new item being sold to tourists in the English capital? Where can I get a pair?
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
Contradictions in the Spong

Carys
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
Confound it, Carys, I was comin' down here to post that one! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Strange or quite normal? the giant cheeseburger

Well, in the US a giant cheeseburger would probably be quite normal, but strange in other parts of the world.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Should unbelievers call me Numpty

Sticks and stones may break my bones...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Even better:

Hypocritical atheists left at the altar

Obviously the priest had more scruples than they did.
 
Posted by MrSponge2U (# 3076) on :
 
Comet and the terrible ... Sine Nomine

Sounds like a really, really frightening book!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Buggering about with georgiaboy

[Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
tacky tacky tacky Campbellite

Bit harsh, but more likely than kitty kitty kitty

[Biased]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
comet and the terrible duchess

A tale of nobility, cruelty, and astronomy.

[ 27. October 2007, 16:21: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Protestant rosary Stranger in a strange Land

All your rosaries belong to Rome [Razz]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Why stupid people shouldn't....Doublethink.

Cuz their second stupid thought is dumber than the first?
 
Posted by caty the southerner (# 11996) on :
 
T I C T H ... Pânts

Wouldn't that be a bit draughty?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Fred Phelps getting Petrified

If only.....
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Let the women be silent...Spiffy da Wondersheep.

What is it about this one that makes me laugh and laugh?

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How do you grow an bishops finger?

Er... don't know. Keep it in holy water?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Using unhistorical Custard

Historically, custard is yellow. Using any other colour is unhistorical
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Currently The Styx is offering:

Unfeeling management... Living in Gin

I'm not surprised they can't feel anything!


Whilst in Eccles they are:

Buggering about with... dj_ordinaire

[Eek!]
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
Yes. I'd just noticed that myself! ... not that I'm complaining, mark you... but a bit of warning would have been nice [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:
Using unhistorical Custard

Historically, custard is yellow. Using any other colour is unhistorical

Godless schismatic! True custard is ecru.
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
Is there something Sioni Sais
Anything, anything, we long for even the crumbs under the table.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
The way we write on Marvin the Martian

with magic markers! we draw little faces and write funny stuff on his belly until he giggles!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
but wait, there's more!

Americans - stop giving Marvin the Martian

every time he gets it he pulls it's pigtails and makes it cry.
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
360 degree swings of the...Choirboi
I can't find this ritual in any of my liturgical books.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Dumbledore's Gay SpikeyPants

Book 8: Harry Potter and the Flamboyant Clothier
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Strange and unexplained stuff: Left at the Altar

Well yes, that one is a bit of a mystery.
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
360 degree swings of... Thurible

That one's just too obvious to resist!
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Comet and the terrible, Spikey Pants

Is suppose it depend whether the spikes are on the inside [Eek!]
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
in Kerygmania --

let the women be silent -- (Moo)
October 31, 2007 06:05 AM

Cows! You were told to be silent!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
360 Degree Swings of Triple Tiara

Hey, you mean bully, leave that poor old Pope alone or the Swiss Guard will be on you in no time!
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
The Styx, October 31, 2007 05:02 PM

The way we write on... (Emma.)

There are probably many fun things we could design with our markers -- just so long as we don't write anything that looks like a test needing grading, Emma will probably put up with us just fine.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Eagle swings hot cqg

That sounds painful!

Whereas

Using unhistorical MouseThief

seems more a confirmation of his youth.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Fred Phelps getting seasick.

It's a JUDGEMENT! on our NATION!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
In Hell we have:

Let's just not discuss... Janine

I agree, she should only be discussed in Heaven!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
How do you grow an..... bishop's finger


Well, the bishop's mummy and the bishop's daddy have a special cuddle and nine months later out pops baby bishop with ten fully-formed bishop's fingers.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Your User Name? Your Alan Cresswell

Only Alan Cresswell is Alan Cresswell. This makes things simpler for Flausa (and Alan Cresswell).

(OK, the English is bad)

[ 02. November 2007, 11:21: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
English Boycott of...
...Matins

What do we want?
Better prayers!
When do we want them?
Now!
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
English boycott of... Custard

Surely not! What are we going to put on our apple pie?

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Hate your mother, love... Amanda B. Reckondwythe

No comment.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Sandy Millar sees evil Pyx_e

A bad trip can really freak you out.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Whedon, Dushku, Minear:...Telepath

The Fab Four rise again...
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Matrix:
English Boycott of...
...Matins

What do we want?
Better prayers!
When do we want them?
Now!

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
MerlinTheMad - well RooK ... hmm ... to Queen's Knight 6 ... Checkmate
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Hate your mother, love Mousethief

Does this really have to be an either/or?!?
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Help us celebrate a...Welease Wodderwick

...we need a full compliment to celebrate him properly - who's with us?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What makes an AngloCatholic Thurible

The same kind of thing that makes a Roman Catholic or Orthodox one, but I'm sure they are different.
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
Enoch was right says various people...

... most hilarously ken [Killing me]
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
chortle! I just saw Jengie Jon up for that one, but ken's even more startling.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
When is the Word of Moo

Cows speak in tongues?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
In Hell we have:

I'm sick of this Jengie Jon

Whilst in Dead Horses we have:

Crappy choruses and Emma
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Sandy Millar sees evil in Badman

Good eye, Sandy!

Here's something a little more helpful:

Latest cancer advice; Myrrh

Aromatherapy can be very useful. Especially in relieving the stress associated with serious illness.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
This doesn't quite meet the rules, but the "recent visitors" bar in the Circus at the minute reads:

Curiosity killed ..., icklejen, Dafyd, Matt Black, To The Pain, Gwai, Welease Woderwick, and Badfundie

[Ultra confused]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Underachievers with curiosity killed

Can anyone think of a story to match this headline?
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
No such thing as a Liturgy Queen

Oh, yes, there is...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Praying to Mary and ...Zealot en vacance
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
No such thing as a Liturgy Queen

Oh, yes, there is...

I liked that one too.

That thread is currently showing as@

No such thing as a Thurible

which is definitely untrue. I wielded one myself last Friday!

Carys
 
Posted by Petrified (# 10667) on :
 
Why call people to... Moo

Presumably because the cows have lost their voices
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
What is the appropriate... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

Well, strictly speaking they should be shoes or sanctuary slippers, but I guess red-heeled flip-flops with silver buckles will have to do. [Sigh.]
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
SoF 10th Birthday Monster... Alan Cresswell

Scary thought [Eek!]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Pat Robertson Endorses ORGANMEISTER

That'll stitch up the Lutheran vote [Biased]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Help us celebrate a Bagpuss

what a lovely thought - a Bagpuss party [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Our Lady of Walsingham Carys

Ave Carys!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Baptism - when to chrismate.. Triple Tiara?

At every possible opportunity, I should think.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Latest cancer advice (Moo)

What, are we grasping at straws now?
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
A moment ago (before I posted on the thread rather than coming here to record it) we had

Advice to and from churchgeek

and we still have
help us celebrate a moo

And [Big Grin] to Foaming Draught for included me in this thread. I don't think it's happened very often. Not sure I want to be hailed though.

Carys
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Pat Robertson endorses Mad Geo

Unexpected, but perhaps not wholly unlikely.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The Last Supper and...Mamacita

"Now now, sweetie. Put aside this dying tommorrow for the sins of mankind thing, or I'm gonna have to ground you."
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
In Eccles we have:

Culturally relevant... IngoB

You see truth IS stranger than fiction!

Whilst in Heaven we are back to:

The New, Improved,... MouseThief

Not reached perfection yet then?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry for the double-post but with the addition of a single semi-colon in Eccles we now have:

purificator; use churchgeek
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Buggering about with... dj_ordinaire

a particularly bad idea now that he's a host...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Slogan! Pax Romana

I had something a little more contemporary in mind...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Shipmates expecting basso

I'm sure he'll be here any minute.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Culturally relevant... Spiffy da WonderSheep

I'd certainly agree with that. [Cool]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Triple Tiara. . . Triple Tiara
Shouldn't there be a third one?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
When is the word of... Rossweisse

Whenever she posts!
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Buggering about with... Manipled Mutineer

But, my dear, I wouldn't dream of doing that...
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rosamundi:
Buggering about with... Manipled Mutineer

But, my dear, I wouldn't dream of doing that...

I'd prefer not, no.
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Manipled Mutineer:
I'd prefer not, no.

You spoil all my fun. :pouts:
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Mrs Mutineer might find out, and I value my bodily integrity too much for that. I'm grateful for the thought, though. [Biased]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
How do you grow an...Anglo-Cathoholic

Water with Gin, cense daily.

[ 11. November 2007, 21:12: Message edited by: Manipled Mutineer ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Shipmates expecting... Jack the Lass

They're not sure whether they want a girl or a boy.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
How do you grow an Bishop's Finger ?

Shouldn't that be 'a Bishop's Finger?'

[ 11. November 2007, 21:39: Message edited by: Amos ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Being a @#$% Communist... Liverpool fan

That is about as red as you can get.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
No exemptions to Sex Crooked Cucumber

I think we should allow at least one.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Are Anglicans more Angloid

Almost sure and certain, I'd reckon
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Finding a "lost" Real Ale Methodist

That's easy, open the CAMRA guide and find the nearest good cask.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How did we ever manage... Jack the Lass

Whip and chair would seem a good start!
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting Legodude UK

I've got the lego castles, and houses, I just need the dude to live in them!
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
In Heaven:

Is this proof of intelligent design?

Knitting and All Things Crafty



I think yes.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
I'm sick of this Hooker's Trick.


Yeah, that blatant hussy really oughta stop manipulating us.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
illogical babybear

Well, of course. Few babies of any species are logical.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
No exemptions to Sex... Jack the Lass

Well, I hope she agrees to those terms?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I'm Sick of this Doublethink

You're not alone... [Help]
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
[Waterworks]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
I was referring to the Orwellian kind of Doublethink (War for Peace, etc.), not you!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The SoF 100 Club (Doublethink)

OK, fine, have it your way. The SOF 200 Club.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Calling Anoetas kentishmaid

That's very confusing and rather unfair on ...
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
How do you forgive mirrizin

Divine intervention. It's only thing I can think of.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Celebrity Crushes Dormouse

Poor Dormouse!
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Stick a pin in the sparklylady

That seems a bit mean, really.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Why did the Lord mean... LambChopped

Well, Jews like things chopped: chopped liver, gefilte fish...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bike Sex, the new Path... Left at the Altar

Sanctify your lust cycle.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How do you forgive Garden Hermit

Well, since I'm not the outdoors type, and a garden hermit really can't be the indoors type, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have encountered this garden hermit, so there can't be much to forgive.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Sorry to DP, but

My ways are not your ways moonlitdoor

I go in and out through the sunlitwindow.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting... TraineeChristian

Well, TIACWS!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Like churchgeek I am sorry to double post but this one was too good to leave:

Did Judas Iscariot... Call me Numpty

-

Well, be like that, but I thought it was funny.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Bible Passages that Swish

Perhaps an appropriate sound-effect for a creative reenactment of Genesis 2:7?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Encouraging silence before Up in Smoke.

Because you just can't show enough respect for Cheech and Chong.
 
Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Bible Passages that Swish

Perhaps an appropriate sound-effect for a creative reenactment of Genesis 2:7?

I was going to say it had something to do with Herod.
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Bishop leaves Canadian... Choirboy

...alone?

I should hope so.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Immaculate conception (Comper's child)

There's more of it going on than you might have thought.
 
Posted by Mostly Noble Pixels (# 8783) on :
 
Obese morons - a big,... Nanny Ogg

[ 20. November 2007, 22:18: Message edited by: Mostly Noble Pixels ]
 
Posted by Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mostly Noble Pixels:
Obese morons - a big,... Nanny Ogg

That's me [Smile] larger than life and blonde with it [Snigger]
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
Obese morons: a big... WELCOME to the Ship!

The new recruitment drive has a carefully targeted audience.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Obese morons a big infinite monkey

That's pretty big... [Eek!]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Sorry to double-post, but these made me smile:

Currently on Purgatory they're asking,
Are men more evil than fizgig

[Ultra confused]

And here in the Circus we have,
I know that hymn! Chorister

Well one would hope that the choir at least know the hymns.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
From Purg:
Are men more evil than...Comet

Hmm...are we comparing Comet to one man at a time, or to all of them at once? [Devil]

(Edited to add friendly "I'm only taking the piss out of her cuz I like her" smiley)

[ 22. November 2007, 01:48: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Gospel of John, Nigel M

and then there's

the Gospel of Matthew, Donald A ...

and

the Gospel of Luke, Alfred D

and

the Gospel of Mark, Wlliam I III

and, lesser recognized, that of

Thomas, Aaron F
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
From Purg:
Are men more evil than...Comet

that would be impossible!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Ship of Fools November comet

Oooh, we have a monthly comet now? I guess every 75 years is too slow for the Internet Age.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
I call Lynn MagdalenCollege...Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

Isn't that going to get really really confusing?
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Yes it does, so to save confusion...

I call Lynn Magdalen College... Lynn Magdalen College

It makes life so much easier...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Diversity except on (Sir Pellinore (ret'd))

Stop using that antibacterial soap, Sir P! You need a certain variety of bacteria for your health!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Books vs orders of.. Thurible

Well if we cancel the new kneelers we can afford both.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I call Lynn MagdalenCollege Beautiful Dreamer

Oooo, them's fightin' words!

(Poor Lynn, a hell call and all these FLPs!)

Also showing in Heaven,

Ancient Geek... The Dinghy Sailor
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
this one is going to keep me smiling!

Assorted ways of 'doing Gamaliel

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on :
 
It started off abbreviated as 'Assorted ways of doing it...' on the front page - it wasn't a deliberate ploy to get more people to read the thread!
 
Posted by Gamaliel (# 812) on :
 
It worked though, Chelley. And while you're smiling, Comet, a penny for your thoughts on the assorted ways of doing Gamaliel.

I do Gamaliel like this. See? Easy.

Gamaliel
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Love your sig, Gamaliel! ('Twas an Amishman in the version I heard...)
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
New Cardinals created Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

I thought that they were opposed to cloning?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
New Cardinals created Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

I thought that they were opposed to cloning?

Damn, I better not post there. [Devil]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Ship of Fools November Freelance Monotheist

And the winner is?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What's the good of Circuit Rider

Well they might not strictly speaking be necessary right now, but back when the West was sparsely populated and Methodist ministers were thin on the ground....
 
Posted by Cottontail (# 12234) on :
 
Thanks for that, Mousethief!
Here was me thinking his name was something to do with computers. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Sons of Haman - did Georgiaboy

[Eek!]

ITTWACW [Two face]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Cottontail:
Thanks for that, Mousethief!
Here was me thinking his name was something to do with computers. [Hot and Hormonal]

Don't feel bad! Perhaps it was meant as a double entendre?

ETA: we're talking about Circuit Rider

[ 28. November 2007, 02:38: Message edited by: MouseThief ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I presume the world's worst Quizmaster turns up quite often? I'll grab it and then check back up the thread ... all 40 pages.
Yeah right. I'll settle for egg on my face instead!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
People the Bible should pimple

I've heard of it bringing people out in spots, but this is a new concept for me.
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
The Subtitle's the MouseThief

Well, I suppose it's a new use for subtitles [Razz]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
360 degree swings of seasick

eewww! [Projectile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Teacher jailed and... GoodCatholicLad

Oh boy - now they got him too! Who'll be next? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Wycliffe Hall in trouble - innocent(ish)

Before proven guilty, certainly [Two face]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Again, sorry to double-post, but I suspect this thread title in Ecclesiantics could be amusing for sometime...

Buggering about with strangely warmed

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Average Anglican (J Whitgift)

Uh huh. And the average Catholic would be Gregory XIII?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The Subtitle's the Pax Romana

British Garrison Film Club Secretary Marcus Flavius assures the legionaries that they will be able to understand that foreign doco The Roman Peace
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I still don't get the bc_anglican

Yeah, I know. Anglicanism didn't even exist before Christ.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
How could you be so Zappa

You start by giving your kids weird names.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The totally fucked... Max.

Those RCs ain't what they used to be! [Eek!] [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
The totally fucked... Schroedinger's Cat

Being uncertain as to whether you are there or not can so fuck you up.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
The Historicity of Mousethief

Surely not in doubt for a gentleman of 30248 posts?

But then again maybe we should check with Josephine/
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
[Tangent}
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
How could you be so Zappa

You start by giving your kids weird names.

You Dweezle, you [Biased] [/tangent]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The totally fucked leo

Sequel to last year's best-seller, The totally fucked capricorn
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do you have an Advent babybear

Wow, Advent's gone commercial too? Good grief!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
The totally fucked leo

Sequel to last year's best-seller, The totally fucked capricorn

Hey, let me know when they release The totally fucked libra, so I can check to see if I'm owed any royalties. [Biased]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Mr. Brown dead in the aumbry

Help! There's a dead man on Jesus!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why Mark? pimple

Not to mention wrinkle, spot, blemish, mole... the possibilities are endless. Get yourself a thesaurus!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Why Mark Custard

Good idea. Easily stolen, is custard.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The denominations of Father Gregory

There's more to him than Orthodoxy?? [Biased]

(or, I thought "Freg" had been ruled off-limits...? [Two face] )
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
The House of God or....Major Disaster

Now that is the $64,000 question!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Can I choose both? or isn't this "Yet more choices" [Big Grin]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Unsuitable songs? My Duck

Is that like Rubber Duckie? I've always thought that was unsuitable.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What is currently on...Lookin

Well, at this time of night, a duvet I would hope.
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
Would you vote for.... ken

Yes, probably. Don't know that he'd win though.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Mercy killing - right... PeteCanada

Okay, but did he volunteer?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I call LynnMagdaleneCollege rugasaw

Ok, them's fighting words. It's gotta be covered in the Commandements somehow.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Three word story Sir Kevin

That's only two words [Confused]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why do people photograph Tortuf

Must be masochistic shutter fingers [Razz]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Richard Roberts... John D. Ward

That would be mighty confusing, one name is enough for anyone or are we playing sockpuppets here?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Recipe Thread-The...Piglet.

[Tear]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ok to wear rosary or... Spiffy da WonderSheep

I'm not RC, and so I'd rather wear Spiffy da WonderSheep. That's warm and cuddly! [Cool]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Germany loses it over Aumbry

Careful, Aumbry - don't mention the war!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The new golden prettyfly

Ooh! Pretty indeed!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The making of the New andreas1984

Would that not be the andreas2008?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
The new golden prettyfly

Ooh! Pretty indeed!

See how I shine [Angel]
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
The role of the priest ... anaesthesia

!!

Erm, some sermons may have that effect, but I'm not sure it's really part of the official job description!
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Ten year old girl probably comet

Isn't that against the Ship's 10 Commandments?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Three word story.. Cottontail

Well if you add Flopsy and Mopsy, there's your three words!

OK to wear rosary or.. fuzzipeg

I'll wear the fuzzipeg, sounds cosy.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Just have to add this, from Heaven:

What is currently on your dining room table? Gay Organ Grinder [Eek!]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Why do people photograph.... Schroedinger's Cat?

I thought the whole point was that they don't photograph it?
 
Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Ok to wear rosary or... Spiffy da WonderSheep

I'm not RC, and so I'd rather wear Spiffy da WonderSheep. That's warm and cuddly! [Cool]

I don't know whether to be flattered or to slap your mouth, young man! [Biased]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Little Britain - The... moonlitdoor

I thought it was a little bigger than that!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Inurnment prayers.... up in smoke

How appropriate.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Huckabee: God is Behind...Squirrel.

Indeed he is, strange little candidate, indeed he is.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Marrying a Buddhist (Major Disaster)

Come come, that's a bit harsh. She has excellent teeth.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Dawkins comes out as Mad Geo [Ultra confused]

and another thread that is going to keep on giving -

Huckabee: God is behind Ken

And there I was searching behind the sofa all this time!
 
Posted by caty the southerner (# 11996) on :
 
Of Methodists (seasick)

Not that story about John Wesley and the Moravians in the storm again...
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Huckabee: God is behind Living in Gin

[Eek!] Whaaaat? God is an Anglican after all?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
[Big Grin] told you that was going to be a giver!

In other news...

FLY Lady Sister Mary Precious

Hey! I'm the only fly lady around here [Cool]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
10 year old girl 'probably... ozowen

And I thought there was a lower age limit on membership here!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Poetic translation Nigel M

A truly euphonious transformation from the dully prosaic original: *N M*
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Huckabee: God is behind... duchess

So, that's where s/he's been hiding!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Tsar Nicholas II a... dj_ordinaire

I thought him more likely to be a dj_royale.
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
"SPCK" book... andreas1984

No wonder nobody buys books from them anymore...

BTW, Fly Lady Sister Mary Precious was superb [Big Grin]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Archbishop Tutu and Ken

Boy, losing Barbie really affected that guy more than I would have thought.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What is currently on Mamacita

Mamacita is wearing a faux mink stole by Yves St Laurent, with a wraparound three-quarter length frock-style evening gown by Chanel.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is currently on... Olde Sea Dog

Ye Olde Sea Flea?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Swap the sausages and... Wet Kipper

Fine, but what is the exchange rate per kipper?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Snow flakes Moo

Hand out the earplugs, boys, there's a blizzard on the way.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Archbishop Tutu and... J Whitgift

... are just good friends?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Tsar Nicholas II a Major Disaster

Hard to argue with that.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why call people to ... MouseThief

Because he's lonely?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Dogged idiodicy or idiotic Mousethief

Are those mutually exclusive?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Is Apostolic Succession seasick

Well, some might argue that it's adrift....
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Causes of Unreasonable Mad Cat

Enforced bathing with soap and water seems to be a common one.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Dogged idiodicy or idiotic Mousethief

Idiodicy? Is that like some really stupid Greek poem?
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Auntie gets her knickers... Pants (socks, bras and other assorted unmentionables)
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Beautiful people, or prettyfly

No contest [Big Grin]

[ 18. December 2007, 22:22: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:

Idiodicy? Is that like some really stupid Greek poem?

[Killing me]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Knitting and all things Otter

Am I the only one who didn't know that otters knit?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Time to reassess old hatless

Yes, isn't it time we bought him a hat?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Time to reassess old... Father Gregory

That's a bit ageist, isn't it?
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
Rowan Williams picks Divine Outlaw Dwarf

To do what?

Carys
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Three word story ... caty the southerner. Yeah. Needs plot, denouement, characterization and narrative to win me over, though

The Historicity of Circuit Rider. Circumstantial evidence suggest there's been a few, but (as I'm sure one of our more skeptical friends may point out) early papyrus eye witness reports may be subsequent heavily theologised fabricated narratives
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Happy Christmas email ... in the garden Must have Y-Fi, then?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Are all women beautiful in the garden

Sounds like a nice backdrop anyway...
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Newsflash: Apple is Erin

Another reason to stick with Linux [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Design blindspots: ken

That's a bit unkind, surely!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eagle Swings -- hot... Erin

It better be careful there! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
[b]Caling Dave Marshall[/i] Father Gregory

The mind boggles at that combination!

Carys
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
How do you decorate..... Moth

Oh I don't know... lighted candles? [Two face]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
15 Channels and there's the giant cheeseburger

McDonald's are really going for blanket advertising this year, eh?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
how do you decorate... Marvin the Martian

Tinsel, glitter and some hefty nipple rings?

[Biased]
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Creationism in schools...scribbler

Lives up to the name with very poor artwork - that dinosaur should have THREE horns - why do you think Adam called it Triceratops?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Will we ever create Martin PC not and Ship's Biohazard

I would say he's exactly the sort of evidence required to disprove blind evolution, but I'm not sure we could manage to put together another one like the original article.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Will we ever create... Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

It looks like someone has done it for us! Should we blame God or thank God?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Christmas begins with ... Chorister

...singing 'Once in Royal David's City'. There seems to be agreement on that.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
The revelations of Stetson

Is that in the Apocrypha?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
At the risk of starting a dangerous trend:

Grandson of FLP (Famous...prettyfly)

AFZ
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Huckabee: God is behind...RooK

I've found God...

...he was hiding behind Rook.

AFZ
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
Huckabee: God is behind...RooK

I've found God...

...he was hiding behind Rook.

No, that's just a bishop.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The Call to be a TV Twilight

<enters the Zone and hunts out laydeefrocks>
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Santa scares innocent little... Tortuf

Innocent? [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Another double post but it is over 24 hours later:

Would you vote for... Rossweisse

Yup, every time, I think she'd be great at the job.

[What does she want to do again?]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Personal relationship...Major Disaster

Now now, let's have some optimism since it's Christmas!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Catholic Over taking... Max.

I thought that was old news!
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
Favourite Christmas ....traveller

One who is waving goodbye.... see you next Crimbo
and not one moment before.
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
Worst lines in Christmas...

I tried and I tried but just couldnt get anything to rhyme with Seelenbräutigam.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Daily Office Refreshed Hart

... and mind and soul, I hope.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Putin: Person of the Major Disaster

Nuff said [Big Grin]

eta:

Anglican of the Year: Honest Ron Barcadi

[ 28. December 2007, 20:50: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Bishops visit to ... Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known was ... errrm ... little known
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
Huckabee: God is behind...RooK

I've found God...

...he was hiding behind Rook.

No, that's just a bishop.
...and that's what he does.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Roos on the barbie,... Zappa

... in the casserole?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I gotta a pony for...Schroedinger's cat

That's not a bad exchange.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Mystery Worshipper dj_ordinaire


Secret Santa luvanddaisies

Well there go their secret identities [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
I gotta a pony for... (rosamundi)

I live on the second floor. Where would I keep it, and how would I get it up the stairs?
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rosamundi:
I gotta a pony for... (rosamundi)

I live on the second floor. Where would I keep it, and how would I get it up the stairs?

Carefully?

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I gotta a pony for... piglet

Yay! It's bigger and you can even ride it. Well, except it's a piglet-sized Shetland. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Auntie gets her knickers spikeypants

That was sort of asking for FLP [Smile]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I'm spiritual but no.. Ricardus

Ricardus of course is well on his way to canonization.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The fact that the tiger Moo

...is cause for concern. Either it has swallowed cow or zoo been conned.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Sermons are boring dogwonderer

I think we could probably have taken that for granted.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Lots of fun ones this morning [Big Grin]

The new Golden Schroedinger's cat
Ooh, a shiny new cat for Christmas! And to think I was going to settle for a tabby.

Justin Fatica's Sicko Stetson
Could be worse. He could have gone for a deerstalker.

John the Baptist Afghan
I thought it was camel hair?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
[Eek!] Ancient kissing ... pimple The past is another country. They do things differently there.
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Organized Religion? Major Disaster

Well, you know, there are the Quakers...
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Off to see the Wizard... Brains

That'll be the scarecrow, then.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
How big is your organ? by Curiosity Killed...

[Tear] Better not ask, evidently. (But what a way to go!)

[ 02. January 2008, 21:53: Message edited by: Amos ]
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
Sex (A Feminine Force)

Can't say fairer than that ...
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
How big is your organ jlg


I'm sure it's bigger than mine, but specifically?


( [Snigger] )

[ 02. January 2008, 23:47: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Sex Mad Geo

Too much information [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Recipe Thread - The bush baptist

A traditional cannibal delicacy.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Causes of Unreasonable Anselm

I guess it would have been the unreasonable demands of Henry I.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Stick a pin in the prettyfly

Nooooo!!! Please, have mercy! [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
How big is your organ? Max.

In the words of Jon Stewart: "sometimes the comedy just writes itself..." [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christmas gifts: Best... Lamb Chopped

Mmmmmmh, very yummy!
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
How big is your organ? Max.

In the words of Jon Stewart: "sometimes the comedy just writes itself..." [Big Grin]

Damn, beat me to it.

AFZ
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Abortion and War...Major Disaster

Yep. Couldn't have put it better myself.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Things every man needs... Polly

Presumably to put the kettle on... [Razz]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Things every man needs...Ham 'n' Eggs

Any chips with that?

[ 04. January 2008, 23:11: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Oh, say can you see... comet

It'll be clearly visible in the Western sky around 11pm.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
New Ways to Communicate Major Disaster

Hmm.. if the color code didn't work, shall we try a different sense? Aromas would be fun:

Level 1 - Perfect peace, the Kingdom of God has come=chocolate
Level 2 - OK, but keep an eye on your purse=lavender
Level 3 - There, there, now, things could be worse=chicken soup
Level 4 - You've just crossed the Detroit city border=dirty motor oil
Level 5 - Run! Take cover! Panic! =

...well, that's the million-dollar question. What should panic smell like? I'd say garlic or pickles, but I'm sure that would only make some people stop to salivate, so maybe it should smell like ... I dunno, the gym in a boys' school?

Oh, and there's also

Level 6 - such a major disaster that nothing can be done= 2nd-hand pot smoke
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
The Sturdy Indefensible Kelly Alves

Really needs no comment.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Homeopathy and other... Melon

Well, I know a melon's pretty watery inside, but is it homeopathic?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Lent, Advent and the... Major Disaster

Yep, you gonna gain lotsa weight following these! It's general mayhem.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Week of prayer for chorister

She need all the prayer she can get, having to read all these Circus posts!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Liverpool, city of Angloid.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
OMG, the Yuppies are Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Sex Mad Geo Caught Servicing Stuffed Dinosaur at Lawrence Hall of Science.
 
Posted by Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow (# 9397) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
OMG, the Yuppies are Pure as the Driven Yellow Snow

You know, the next name change amnesty is really going to bugger up my usefulness to this thread. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
no kidding. I still miss "Back-to-Front"

(you could just change it to "Pure Yellow" [Biased] )
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Sex Mad Geo Caught Servicing Stuffed Dinosaur at Lawrence Hall of Science.

[Killing me]


Ok, here's a couple of gems:

OMG, the yuppies are Pants
That about sums it up.

things every man needs... Bishops Finger

[Eek!] I would add something very witty here if I wasn't so sweet and innocent [Two face]

[ 07. January 2008, 20:29: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
OMG the Yuppies are flighty

Tell me about it.
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
Newsflash: Apple is Melon

A fruity identity crisis?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Newsflash: Apple is Melon

I thought it was bigger than normal!

[eta - greatminds and all that...]

[ 08. January 2008, 12:03: Message edited by: Earwig ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Gort (Mostly Noble Pixels)

But also some mechanical parts...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Christians and drunkenness Hare today


Hare of the dog tomorrow?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Born to chat (Emma).

I agree. That girl is so self-aware. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Forced full-term abortion Pânts

Yes, really - for the lack of a more powerful word! [Mad]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
The writing of the churchgeek

Is that The Message version of St Paul's Epistles?
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
how do you decorate... (the parsley sage)

With rosemary and thyme, of course.
 
Posted by Tau (# 614) on :
 
quote:
All crying is blackmail!
The fact that the tiger was provoked is irrelevant!

Tiger Kills Man, Pouts.

[Confused]
 
Posted by Tau (# 614) on :
 
(and would work even better on the Consecutive Posts thread. Oh well... [Roll Eyes] )
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Good songs ruined by Trudy Scrumptious

Some things just cry out for the FLP treatment [Smile]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Moving the Sign of Foaming Draught

Oh Noes! How shall we find the pub now?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Too good not to double post


Good songs ruined by Badfundie

[Yipee]
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
The only reason I posted there was to end up here [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
Good songs ruined by Trudy Scrumptious

That would be pretty much any one I'd ever tried to sing.
 
Posted by St.Silas the carter (# 12867) on :
 
Good songs ruined by...Badfundie
So that explains why I got fired! It's not because I sing badly at all!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Good songs ruined by Balaam.

Just about anything that requires a note above B, I don't go that high.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Made in God's image.. Melon

God is round, juicy, sweet and refreshing.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Original Sin: Catholic... Father Gregory

Pure evil. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Teaching Liturgy to Triple Tiara

I think we've just found the Ship replacement for "coals to Newcastle".
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Bible verses that Lamb Chopped

Charles Lamb did a Jeffersonian Bible?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by prettyfly:
The writing of the churchgeek

Is that The Message version of St Paul's Epistles?

Actually, so far it's only a hypothetical text, but if it were to be discovered, say, by April this year, it will be my master's thesis.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Forced full-term abortion Pânts

Yes, really - for the lack of a more powerful word! [Mad]

I saw that one too, and wondered if the pants were part of some technique we should be banning...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
NJA Please Lord Mousethief

You can just call me "sir".
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Balaam:
Good songs ruined by Balaam.

Just about anything that requires a note above B, I don't go that high.

I never suspected how much fun that thread title would bring!

Meanwhile:

Interested in Salvation... Alan Cresswell

Hallelujah! I see that hand, friend! God bless you. Now after I lead you in a prayer of repentance, there should be a counsellor right near you somewhere...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Also:

British Politicians... Emma

Now there's a thought... [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gort (sanityman)

Some would dispute that. [Roll Eyes] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
It's a bumper crop today

which Bible should Moo

The Dr Dolittle version, I would think.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Who am I? basso

er, would you be basso by any chance?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
The outsider's Asperger's pants:
He must be American then - the British would wear their pants on the inside.

Or Superman, perhaps?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Off to See the Wizard: Left at the Altar

Carry on through the sacristy, and climb the bell rope.
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
NJA - Please Lord Call Me Numpty...

Well My Son.... If your sure about this.
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Society of Queen Mary (Leetle Masha)

Any other royalties on the Ship?

(for those that don't know, Mary is Leetle Masha's first name IRL)

[ 13. January 2008, 19:26: Message edited by: andreas1984 ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Do u believe u receive Ham'n'Eggs

Only at breakfast time.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Bible passages that ... dovetail
Some do. Some don't.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
pocoyo fnk

Translation into English would be appreciated.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Castration Question....Bishop's Finger

The mind boggles. Hope he's got a rubber glove on.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
The Hit Man... The Silent Acolyte

Stealth is, after all, a crucial requirement for any aspiring Hit Man.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Castration question (Lamb Chopped)

Yes, you'd definitely want to do the snip while the lamb is young. Don't wait till he's a ram unless you're trying to win a Darwin Award.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
When Does a Foetus crynwrcymraeg

Not until the third trimester, I'm pretty sure.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Good songs ruined by MouseThief
for instance, after he struck, "Three Blind Mice" was just such an empty song... just some old bat and her knife, waving about and shrieking.

sad, really.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is there an opposite...A Feminine Force

Well ... yes ... had you not noticed? [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The fact that the tiger... MadCat

The abridged version of the current story from the San Francisco Zoo.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Castration question... John Holding

Yes well, you would, wouldn't you?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Hosts and Administrators... Spike

Only in Hell, surely?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
My new hobby: vomiting Foaming Draught

Ugh. Just ugh.

[Consistency is nice.]

[ 17. January 2008, 10:13: Message edited by: Drifting Star ]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
MRSA - This is why I hate Alienfromzog

Yeah Alien, this is all your fault (sorry, but you made a rod for your own back with that one [Razz] )
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Russian Church with Choirster

Not really headline news is it?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
My new hobby: vomiting... Triple Tiara

Projectile puking for Cathlicks.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Explaining the self-explanatory prettyfly

It's a fly. It's pretty.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
"SPCK" book J Whitgift

They're going to be disappointed when he doesn't turn up ...
 
Posted by Mad Cat (# 9104) on :
 
Holy Lock-in Leetle Masha

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a cantankerous anchoress!

[ 18. January 2008, 14:11: Message edited by: Mad Cat ]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
My new hobby: vomiting the Royal Spaniel

Ah, that'll be hairballs.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Holy Lock-In, Golden Key [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Isn't Atheism a Busted... Socratic-enigma

Methinks it is indeed! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Isn't Atheism a Busted Socratic-Enigma

Well, that's one way of putting it. Socrates might not have agreed.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
All right, I've never really read Socrates, but it does make a good FLP. [Biased]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Bach's complete organ ... Little Masha

That's an unfortunate nickname.
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
Explaining the Self-Explanatory Mousethief

No need. He does it on his blog.

M

[ 19. January 2008, 23:28: Message edited by: Leetle Masha ]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Circumcision... Major Disaster

I think that may overstate the case a bit...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What musical instruments .. Bishops Finger

Well that's the percussion section. Any strings or woodwinds?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Children and Fucking ... Bishop's Finger

[ 20. January 2008, 22:31: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
screwed up edit in previous...
The above one is rather, erm, eyecatching, rather than being amusing or anything - possibly a generator of 'infamous' rather than 'famous' last post.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Now playing in Hell:

Huckabee and the Confederate Grits

I didn't know there were any other kind of grits!
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
MRSA - This is why I hate Alienfromzog

Yeah Alien, this is all your fault (sorry, but you made a rod for your own back with that one [Razz] )

[Waterworks] [Eek!] [Eek!] [Waterworks]

Who hates me? [Paranoid] It's not my fault, I didn't do it, I wasn't there, I know nothing.

[Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why is Autism not a... Melon

Dunno. Will think about it.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
coping with elderly... Lamb Chopped

Doesn't that make it mutton?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What's going on in... Golden Key

Intense concentration in view of yet another keyhole forthcoming! Gotta do that job, and do it right.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Is the Trinity just.. Father Gregory

No, it includes Mousethief and Andreas1984 as well.
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
Esmeralda, for posting this:

[The Trinity] includes [Fr. Gregory], Mousethief and Andreas1984 as well.

Cardinal Fang! Quick! Fetch the soft cushions! She's confounding the Persons and dividing the Essence again!

M
No one expects....

[ 22. January 2008, 11:35: Message edited by: Leetle Masha ]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I'm too small Matt Black

Well, you shouldn't wear black - it'll only make you look smaller. Or at least make it shiny black, that should help.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Metaphors that go Baa... Moo

Mixing your metaphors was never a good idea.
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
Do you carry your bible to ...Organmiester

Well not usually, he tends to carry his own.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
1. Osama bin laden is ... Spikey Pants (it's all those burrs in Eastern Afghanistani caves).

2. Osama bin laden is ... Golden Key Hah! A cunning disguise! All that blather in the Old Cafe abpout peace and love and lava lamps.

(Congrats on 7000, GK [Biased] )

That thread is made for FLP.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
You Are What You Do? (I_am_not_Job)

That'd be a 'no' then?
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Name That Tat...please Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

It's clearly a Papal jewelled sandal, fool.

[ 23. January 2008, 14:32: Message edited by: Quercus ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Huckabee and the Confederate cliffdweller

Now, I've heard of dead men voting, but this is something completely unprecedented!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Can anyone walk on Autenrieth Road

Sure, but it's recommended you use the sidewalk instead.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
(This thread's a gem for FLP!)

Can anyone walk on...Grits

I wouldn't suggest eating them afterwards, but yeah.

[ 24. January 2008, 03:43: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Three little pigs banned Father Gregory

A unanimous vote to boot.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Musicmeet (Chorister)

Well obviously [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Late Paul (# 37) on :
 
Paisley no longer Mod...

He's got rid of the jacket, sold the scooter...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Can anyone walk on ... Lamb Chopped

Well... maybe, but is it allowed?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
I can't pass this up...

Grandson of FLP Famous... Joyeux

Not to be confused with the granddaughter, I suppose! Or is it suggesting that I'm somebody's grandson? [Confused] [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
I call netgear and Mousethief

But neither will pick up!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
MT - try enabling the caller ID so they know it's you!

Can anyone walk on... Tyciol

Dunno... That depends on whether or not Tyciol is on the floor... or are we in zero G?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Paschal (to pentecostal) Pânts

Mmm. Liturgical underwear ...
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Knitting and all things ... to the pain

Um, I'm not sure I can take knitting that seriously.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
New Rector Wannabe Heretic

What is the church coming to? [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
"My God, My God..." Moo

I thought that people tended to respond by falling onto the ground should they come face-to-face with God. Shows what I know!

Good church music in Pigwidgeon

And where else would you look?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Alternatives to watching Mousethief

There's swaying tree limbs, embers in the fire, drying paint...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Alternatives to watching Mousethief

There's swaying tree limbs, embers in the fire, drying paint...

You beat me to it! OK, how about:

The Bible, Non-stop Marvin the Martian

What translation should we use to best understand, I wonder?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Badfundie

Would that be a Goodfundie?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Swans necking Zappa

Hmmm... I hope this isn't the start of a pre-Valentine's tradition. [Paranoid] Dare I ask what next, and for which shipmates?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Holding the mitre and Sober Preachers Kid

Sounds like a Christian circus act or something.

(edited for spelling)

[ 28. January 2008, 21:12: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Huckabee and the Confederate Squirrel

From Disney, the unlikely tale of friendship between a boy Union soldier and a rodent from the South...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you ever read Dave the Bass

Nope, but I saw the movie adaptation John the Tenor... or was that Fred the Marlin?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
I summon football to Squirrel

Frankly, I can't think of anybody who'd want it less!

(eta - sorry for double post!)

[ 29. January 2008, 00:26: Message edited by: Joyeux ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Who quotes atheists? Mousethief

Damn straight. Theists too.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Wow, Tom Cruise really (is) Duchess!


{Pictures D doing a Scientology video with steel-plated Sci. scriptures...}
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Two up right now. Forgive the vanity post of number one:

Holding the mitre and Triple Tiara

Things really are getting very High Church down there.

And this one is too much of a gift:

The totally fucked ..... Max

[Snigger] [Devil]
 
Posted by Max. (# 5846) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Triple Tiara:

And this one is too much of a gift:

The totally fucked ..... Max

[Snigger] [Devil]

Pah! It was the church which introduced me to Whiskey in the first place! It's their fault I tell you!!!


Max
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Restaurants rounding churchgeek

Ooo, can I really blame my increasingly round figure on restaurants, even if I hardly ever eat out?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
I call Dogwonderer Dogwonderer

Well, Duh!

AFZ
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
I call dogwonderer SpikeyPants

OK...
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
I think the current I call Dogwonderer Josephine has a certain ring to it.
No wonder he's a bit confused, poor boy.
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
I call dogwonderer Beautiful Dreamer

And I think that explains why he is being persecuted by certain cynics...
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Pictures for Caption... Pigwidgeon

Now, that sounds like a funny picture...
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
I call dogwonderer MouseThief

Is Outrage!
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Wow, Tom Cruise really IS Lietuvos sv. Kazimieras

...and that's why he changed his name when he got to Hollywood.
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
I call dog wanderer... dogwanderer

Nothing like calling a spade a spade.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
The Uselessness of Ship's Alan Cresswell.
Bit harsh.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Sex revisted mdijon

[Eek!] Like a thief in the night?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
I call dogwanderere RooK

[Eek!] [Confused] [Ultra confused] [Paranoid]
Quite a sockpuppet, don't you think?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
This is not...... just......... infinite_monkey

... this is M&S infinite_monkey
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Off to see the wizard... ozowen

That'd be the Welsh language version.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Apathetic or Uninspired Curiosity Killed

Isn't that a bit harsh?!? [Eek!]

On the other hand, was curiosity the victim or the culprit?

ETA: good code

[ 31. January 2008, 20:07: Message edited by: mirrizin ]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
I Call Dogwonderer Major Disaster

No comment [Angel]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
I call dogwonderer Gort

If that's the case, there's a major intra-personality problem going on...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Who quotes atheists? MouseThief

That's settled then.
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
This is not just Matt Black

Indeed we have Matt White, Matt Green, and Matt Brown.
Matt Tuquoise? Umm... Well no. Sorry. Try Homebase.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I summon football to Mousethief

After that little bit of Quidditchery has been accomplished, I then make Mousethief shoot and score.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why did the chicken... Lumpy da Moose

Well, they must've been sooo in love! [Axe murder]

[ 01. February 2008, 17:37: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
MySpace deletes atheist Jahlove

Seems to jump to several conclusions all at once. Jahlove, aren't you more than a text file? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
The Choir - Boys don't sing.... Daisymay

if you ask her nicely.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Bishop repudiates the Twilight

And lo! the darkness was no more.

[ 02. February 2008, 17:19: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Bishop repudiates the RooK

Oh no. The Armageddon has just begun.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Bishop Repudiates The ... Gort Must be RC or orthodoxen, perhaps Lutheran - Anglicans accept any tin can and its ideas
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
That was certainly profound. Have you any other revelations on the subject of tin cans or Anglicans?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Bad jokes that are still...Spikey Pants

Spanish toilet jokes?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
There are only two...Johnny S

Well. yes and no. Wilkinson's one, of course - but you've misspelt his first name.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Why did God harden pimple

Um, can we talk about something else?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
There are only two .. Infinite Monkey

Of course there aren't 'cos then he'd be Finite Monkey!
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Using sex to sell to... Cusanus.

Wrong vice. You should have used food.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Control, Fresh Expressions... Melon

A good conclusion - let's all go and have same fresh fruit and juice.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why did God harden andreas1984

[Two face]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
In support of semi-arranged Moth

You can get fully organized, really you can! We believe in you!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
In support of semi-arranged... Moth

As long as it's staying out of my house, I'm very supportive.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
That was certainly profound. Have you any other revelations on the subject of tin cans or Anglicans?

All tin cans are welcome. No questions asked, no prerequisites imposed.

quote:
(Cusanus)
Using sex to sell to... Cusanus.
Wrong vice. You should have used food

[Killing me]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
My new hobby: vomiting Bishops Finger

Why would you eat such a thing in the first place?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
AS: Bellringers Meet Adrian I

- with his trousers down. Honest!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
repentance, forgiveness ... Gort
Bugger. Is that as good as it gets?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Welcome to Eccles, Thurible

You'll feel right at home.

Bishop repudiates Golden Key

Quite right too, setting an example of living simply without ostentation.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
And now: Bishop repudiates the Twighlight . That's a relief then - it seems too many bishops inhabit a twighlight zone.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I call the Oxford Central the Pookah

Well OK, but people are going to think you're weird.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Churches are the last Mad Cat.

There's a ring to that...
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
...and another;

Free breakfast, mystery comet
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
The Choir - boys don't birdie

Though they have been known to do the Funky Chicken...
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Can anyone explain Mamacita?


Why spoil the mystery?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Music for a feminine... Real Ale Methodist

Clog dancing anyone?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
The new, improved Moth.

That would be the Gipsy Moth MkIX - the R.A.F'S latest deterrent.
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Bishop Repudiates St. Punk the Pious

Who does that bishop think he is?? Repudiating Saints? [Razz]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Bishop Repudiates The...Matins

...says morning parish Eucharist is the way to go.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why did God harden pimple
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
Bishop Repudiates The Leetle Masha

It's about time! Her cooking is an enemy to all fasting!
 
Posted by andreas1984 (# 9313) on :
 
The Choir-Boys don't Jahlove

Yes they jahdo.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Mystery Worshipper ... Curiosity Killed.


That's what you get for curiously investigating churches I guess!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Feminine images of Major Disaster

Four shoe-shops detroyed in earthquake? [Two face]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Bad jokes that are Late Paul

Has anybody had the heard to break this news to Late Paul? Enough of a shock to learn that you're a bad joke, but to know that you're several?!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Mysteries of Modern Moo.

- and it's beautifully aliterative too!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The New, Improved,... Emma.

Sorry, it can't be done, she's perfect as she is.
 
Posted by Emma. (# 3571) on :
 
[Axe murder]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Currently we have in Purg:

Feminine Images of... MouseThief

which causes me to cover my eyes with horror!

Meanwhile The Styx is offering:

Uselessness of Ship's... Zappa

That seems a rather harsh judgement.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Currently we have in Purg:

Feminine Images of... MouseThief

which causes me to cover my eyes with horror!

I am well in touch with my feminine side, no need to worry. Besides a mouse in French is feminine: la souris. I like to call myself "la souris qui vole" but then WesleyJ teases me and asks when I learned to fly.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Unfeeling management... Moo

Is any comment necessary?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
I've just inadvertently created a potential generator of FLPs - currently standing at
Give us this day our daily luvanddaisies.
oops [Hot and Hormonal]

[ 06. February 2008, 14:18: Message edited by: luvanddaisies ]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
I am well in touch with my feminine side, no need to worry. Besides a mouse in French is feminine: la souris. I like to call myself "la souris qui vole" but then WesleyJ teases me and asks when I learned to fly.

<tangent> and the flying mouse would be a bat presumably <tangent>

[ 06. February 2008, 15:21: Message edited by: lady in red ]
 
Posted by Carys (# 78) on :
 
I've just noticed

Can anyone explain Carys?

Good question, but I suspect the answer is no. I'm completely inexplicable!

Carys
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Why did God harden pimple

To make it easier to squeeze.

Castration Spike
Ooooouuuuuucccchhhh!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Food I'd rather eat...Meg the Red

But not until after Lent. [Smile]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Can anyone explain Gwai?

Mirrizin?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Castration (Organ Builder)

In search of male sopranos, the choir restored to egregious misrepresentations.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
What do you call your Swick

I dunno, "swick" seems like a good enough euphemism already.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
I've just inadvertently created a potential generator of FLPs - currently standing at
Give us this day our daily luvanddaisies.
oops [Hot and Hormonal]

Love it! I think we should all pray for daily love and daisies [Axe murder]

Creationist Research...My Duck

Yup, unequivocal proof of a creator.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Bad jokes that are left at the altar

My first wife was a bad joke I should have left at the altar. [Razz]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Unfeeling management Zappa

I want one! What happens when you zap them?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
I'm going to start a thread somewhere titled "A nice chap like..." And post on it continually.....
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Well, how about this for a start for you, pimple?

Kerygmania is currently offering:

The Gospel of John pimple

I didn't know you'd written your own.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What do you call your Brazilian Episcoterian

Bob.
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Bishop repudiates the MouseThief

This gave me a chuckle.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Bishop repudiates the MouseThief

This gave me a chuckle.

I loved that one as well.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you ever seen the pilgrim?
Yup, hanging out in The Circus! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Thread with no purpose...dolphy

Says it all. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Food I'd rather eat... Laura

Poor Laura!

p.s. shall we curry the leftovers?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
Thread with no purpose...dolphy

Says it all. [Disappointed]

Thread with no porpoise, more likely. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There's something fishy going on...

Sharia Law for the... Cod

Off with 'is 'ead! Off with 'is 'ead!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Women's World Day of Audrey Ely

Some people get all the attention... [Frown]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Creationist research my Duck

Is that like Creationist research my ass?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Bishop repudiates the MouseThief

This gave me a chuckle.

I loved that one as well.
And who can blame him/her?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Bible, Non-stop Swish

Well, I think there is a little more to The Good Book than that!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Castration Sine Nomine
I think you'd be sine more than just your nomine.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
The Bible, Non-stop Swish

Well, I think there is a little more to The Good Book than that!

Not only did you beat me too it, I posted on the wrong thread [Frown]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
[Pedantic Tangent]
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
What do you call your Swick

I dunno, "swick" seems like a good enough euphemism already.

Isn't that a Reverent Circumlocution, rather than a euphemism?
[/Pedantic Tangent] [Biased]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Marriage and love for Amos

Awww, that's nice! Let's hope it softens the doomsday prophesying a bit!
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Foaming Draft, why Living in Gin

You'll have a terrible hangover mixing drinks like that, y'know.

[ 08. February 2008, 22:06: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Food I'd rather eat... Laura

Poor Laura!

p.s. shall we curry the leftovers?

Apologies for the double-post, but can't help wishing The Giant Cheeseburger would post on that thread [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Sharia Law for the Doc Tor

Quite right too. Impose it NOW!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Castration (Lamb Chopped)


er, that's the basic idea, isn't it?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What do you call your Sober Preacher's Kid?

"And I will love him and I will hug him and squeeze him, and I will call him George."
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Totally appropriate... MouseThief

I rather think we should put that to the vote!

[ 09. February 2008, 04:00: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Foaming Draught - why Pooka

I often feel the need to pooka after too many Foaming Draughts...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Women's World Day of Esmeralda

Well, I knew she was famous but ...
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Can anyone explain (Amazing Grace)?

No...that's why it's amazing!!!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
My new hobby: vomiting Liverpool fan

And physicians specializing in digestive disorders gather in solemn conclave, seeking whether or not a solution can be found.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Dont give me money Gort

That's it: be indebted to no robot.

Immediately follwed by

Don't give me money Rook, equally good advice

[ 10. February 2008, 05:25: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Sharia law for the littlelady

Of course!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What are you doing babybear

Stop it immediately!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Sharia Law for the Littlelady

*gulp* [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Bishop Repudiates [The] Spiffy da WonderSheep

It's caused a scandal in the churches of New Zealand!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Women's World Day of Esmeralda

Well, I knew she was famous but ...

It'll come, I tell you, my day will come...
 
Posted by PeteCanada (# 10422) on :
 
Bottled water. CuppaT

(Well, I'd boil it first, I think)
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
I do not hope to turn Sir Kevin

But if you do he'll be nicely browned on both sides [Big Grin]

[ 11. February 2008, 20:35: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Scientolgy Attack Moo

They've called in the cows!!! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Cursillo - what is Henry Troup

Greater minds have failed to answer this question.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sharia Law for the Hatless

Or indeed those without a burqa.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Do maternity laws go Melon

No, but the pregnant women do.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Why do some people Gort

It's a mystery that's never been explained.

[ 13. February 2008, 01:21: Message edited by: basso ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Don't Give me Money Left at the Altar

Give it to the poor instead.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Rowan Williams ate Oriel

[Eek!] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
Rowan Williams ate Oriel

[Eek!] [Eek!]

I thought town looked slightly empty this evening [Razz]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Three Word Story - Spikey Pants

Uh, that's only two... [Frown]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Concreting over the Stars

Nooooo! Say it ain't so! [Eek!]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Rowan Williams ate the coiled spring

Ambulances arrived shortly thereafter...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Concreting over the Stranger in a strange land

That's what happens if you interfere with certain local business practices.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Food scariness or Erin

Go ahead, pick one. If you're a troll, you'd best choose the former!
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
But then they could reply with:

It wasn't my fault Erin

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Food I'd rather eat... Cod

Or whitefish
Or herring
Or lobster
How about if you just bring out the seafood menu?
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
Any wrong sex acts? Spikeypants!

Well, it certainly sounds painful, but wrong?...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Rowan Williams ate Littlelady

He really is asking for trouble, isn't he ...
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
sharia law for the aumbry

Come now, Your Grace, surely this is taking things a little too far....
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Do maternity laws go chukovsky

Usually only in the first three months.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Food I'd rather eat Matt Black
liquorice?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
How much is SoF your Pigwidgeon

Not a lot, frankly. I'd say it's more my Dragonflunk. [Smile]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
How Can They Look at cliffdweller

There! See him? Just outside that cave...
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Really stupid urban talking heads

Now running a city council meeting near you!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Do they still make.... MouseThief

No, it was a one-off.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Do They Still Make....Pants.

Well, yeah.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Thieving the Lord's Liturgy Queen.

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Do They Still Make....Pants.

Well, yeah.

But according to Jeremy Clarkson, they're not as good as they used to be.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Do They Still Make....Pants.

Well, yeah.

But according to Jeremy Clarkson, they're not as good as they used to be.
Wasn't that Jeremy Paxman?

(Trying very hard not to think of Jeremy Clarkson's pants ... [Eek!] [Projectile] )

[Edited for spacing type stuff.)

[ 19. February 2008, 11:02: Message edited by: Drifting Star ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
First time with a certain Lumpy da Moose

Is that legal?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Oh say, can you see Otter

Wasn't that the plot of Ring of bright water?
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Castro retires Spiffy da Wondersheep.

Castro, you fool! There was years of use left in that sheep.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
OK, gimme your best footdoc

Anything to cure these bunions!

Church Society Call Organ Builder

Apparently supply isn't meeting demand.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
The Media and the Bridgend Genie

Bit late for panto, isn't it?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Ok, gimme your best Stetson

Never!
 
Posted by footdoc (# 4389) on :
 
Oh say can you see ...Autenreith Road

Well not from here, but if I lean out of the bathroom window, and stand on the toilet seat... I can just about make it out.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Ok, gimme your best PeteCanada

That's right, I insist on it. I won't brook any of your inferior quality off brands!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Clandestine Services Squirrel
This week's clandestine services have been relocated from the Autenrieth Roadhouse basement to a Wilderness Park far away.

Clandestine Services Ringer
They're not going to be clandestine much longer if you start in with those bells.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
It Wasn't My Fault Little Lady

WTF do you expect when you call youself Pants in that provocative way? There ought to be Sharia law on the Ship for people like you... [Ultra confused]

[ 20. February 2008, 19:30: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Oh say can you see Josephine

Yes, I can. From right here where I'm sitting.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Open Air Masses Major Disaster

[Eek!] Why, what happened? Pigeons again?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
When are the police the giant cheeseburger

When someone engages the Infinite Improbability Drive.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Castro retires (Al Eluia)

Can I get an (A - men)
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
When are the police the giant cheeseburger

When someone engages the Infinite Improbability Drive.

Well done! [Cool]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
When are the police Petrified?

Every time they try to arrest Medusa for keeping snakes without a snake licence.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When are the police... sharkshooter

They're trained to deal with all sorts of beasties!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Let us bow the knee...Arise, CuppaT

Shouldn't that be Sir CuppaT?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What homos do in bed.... JArthurCrank

Yes I know, but they're not the only ones...
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Thieving the Lord's Amazing Grace

It's free you fool! No need to steal it!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
He that pisseth on churchgeek

needs to be able to run away quickly!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
He that Pisseth on Jahlove

is not gonna be in my good books
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
He that pisseth on duchess

is probably not somebody who was going to pay for dinner anyway. At least her steel-plated bible won't tarnish.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
He That Pisseth On... duchess is sadly mistaken. As far as I know, she is not into... erm... ah... "water sports"?
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
He that Pisseth on MrSponge2U gets it all over his shoes.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
He that pisseth on Ixthus

is making Lutefisk!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
What do you get for Chorister

This ought to be a poll - from "No reasoable offer refused" to "Chorister is priceless - NOT FOR SALE!

Dang me if I'm posting on thet thar thread!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Famous Consecutive Militant Sheep

Baa. Baa. BOOM!
 
Posted by fisher (# 9080) on :
 
[Killing me]

quote:
Graham Dow and the Divine Outlaw Dwarf
Not quite sure why, but I like the sound of this. Maybe it'd make a good children's story, or a weird morality tale or something.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Castration (St. Sarcastica)

I know it's an anagram of something but you'll have to give me more help, Curiosity... [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
NoCal Big Lebowski (Campbellite)

I think he prefers to be called "The Dude."
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
How much is SoF your Off Centre View

ITTWWSoFWF.... [Smile]

[ 25. February 2008, 07:22: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Anybody else watching...
(Apothecary)


Why? Is he about to do something interesting? [Paranoid]

[ 26. February 2008, 19:56: Message edited by: rosamundi ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
The New, Improved Moo

Maa. Mee. Mii. Myy. Muu.

Nah, I like the original the best.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Funny nicknames Beautiful Dreamer

I think that's quite a nice nickname!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The New, Improved PeteCanada

About time too!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What was wrong with Mad Geo
umm... hmm... how does one begin to answer such a question?

And here's the answer:

Calling Andrew Brown... Comet
Making an identity error in that way could lead to all sorts of other problems
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What was wrong with... DmplnJeff

He died from a lack of vowels. May he rst n pc.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Wear a sweater for Piglet.


IIRC, Pooh's friend did sometimes wear a sweater.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Celebrity Crushes piglet

I hope piglet sues!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Celebrity Crushes piglet

Arise Denizens of the Hundred Acre Wood! Let us take torch and pitchfork unto the Castle of Jordan & Peter and avenge this outrage
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Sleepwalking into Marvin the Martian

This makes me very angry. Very angry indeed.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Agreeing the date of Saint Bertelin

I think he's old enough to sort out his own dates.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
What was wrong with The Wanderer

He roamed around around around around...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
The problem with the Afghan

Nobody washed the wool before starting to crochet, so now it has shrunk all funny.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What do we know about Emma-Jean

Well, not a lot but I'm happy to learn more.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Genuflection Plus... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

What a hazardous combination! One might slip on those polished cathedral floor! - Where's health and safety when you need them?
 
Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :
 
You can't trust...Schroedinger's cat

Don't let the huggy avatar fool you.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
You can't trust the Leo

And the Pisces can be a bit slippery too...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
You can't trust the Nightlamp

Well then, buy a better quality one!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Graham Dow and the Esmeralda

I've already made it clear, there's nothing between us except that he married me.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eurovision calling Auntie Doris

Oh, had she heard the calling - she would have been chosen - a proud defender of Britannia!

She'd have my voice, and might hers fail. [Cool]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
the English [-] only rule Lowly Worm

We all have our crosses to bear!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What is happening in jugular

Bloodflow, one hopes.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
The English[-]only Rule the Bede's AmericanSuccessor

How are the mighty fallen! [Frown]
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
In DH:
Bishop of Horsham outed Saint Chad
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
You can't trust the Bishops Finger

... not to mention the rest of him...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
You can't trust the ... doctor-frog (this thread is getting a work out)

Why not pray tell ... for heavens sake why else should an amphibian gain a doctorate, if not to win trust?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
You can't trust the Cod. It's gone off. And most of my chips are missing too.

[ 03. March 2008, 19:41: Message edited by: Ariel ]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
The elephant in the...
(Marvin the Martian)


Now that just sounds painful.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Most Christians have Mousethief

And here I thought I was somehow unique. [Frown]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Swearing (Og, King of Bashan)

Yep, that illustrates the point very well. [Biased]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Can anyone walk on DmplnJeff

Probably, but you wouldn't want to eat him afterwards.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
What to wear to church...luvanddaisies

Ahhh - nice ... but maybe a bit of cloth, too? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
You can't trust the Cod

I think you should try the halibut instead.

[ 04. March 2008, 17:19: Message edited by: Josephine ]
 
Posted by rufiki (# 11165) on :
 
Timetable for the new Choirboy

How else will he know when to turn up?
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Can anybody walk on... lamb chopped?

I hear it's a bit slippery under foot.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Female "Priests"? LiturgyQueen

I think that answers its own question really.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Food Sacrificed to Cottontail

Oh, great long-eared one, please accept these, our gracious, humble offerings of leaf and root, that you may be sated and refrain from digging up our gardens.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Let's mistranslate churchgeek

Please do, I might make more sense.

(Followed quickly by)
May they name Wet Kipper

before the Kipper dries and the nickname is no longer helpful?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Really Stupid Euphemisms (Lowly Worm)

Indeed. [Biased]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Viola Players... greet... Viola

And then ask it nicely if it minds you playing it.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Bishop of Horsham outed LiturgyQueen

I think he's a little late.
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
President of Turkmenistan... lady in red

Only a small country, but it's a start in my evil plan for world domination [Snigger]

[can't spell Turkmenistan]

[ 06. March 2008, 13:20: Message edited by: lady in red ]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
You can't trust the Daffy Duck

AUGH! NO! Next you'll be telling me Mickey is a shyster too! [Waterworks] [Waterworks]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
So was your MP a lying Nightlamp

Not as far as I know, but you never can tell...


Bishop leaves Canadian Liturgy Queen

Heartless! [Waterworks]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Can anyone walk on...Pimple.

Walk on it? Dude, you're not even supposed to squeeze it.
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Timetable for the new ... Max

No, No! he's not going to mature that predictably!
 
Posted by Lady Alicia of Scouseland (# 7668) on :
 
The Trinity - Ken

The K the E and the N.

[Smile]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Red Vestments for Good Scott Knitter

But shouldn't they be tartan? Or at least Fair Isle...
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Crappy Choruses & Chorister

"what would you do if I sang out of tune..."
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What was wrong with ken

I'm not sure that we should discuss this on the open board.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I'd give up chocolate Dormouse

It tends to melt when you put it in the teapot.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
International Women's RuthW

It's so gracious of her to share herself like that!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Was your MP a lying Littlelady

Actually I think he was a guy.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
High-handed or standard Nightlamp

I'll take the standard lamp, the high-handed sounds dangerous.

Call no man Father Esmeralda

It could really upset him.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Pastors clash over duchess

The steel-plated Bible can do that to a man of the cloth...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Pastors clash over duchess

So she's behind all our church schisms and divisions? [cf. "Cause of Cancer"]

eta: basso posted while I was looking up that link! And it probably wasn't worth the trouble...

[ 10. March 2008, 06:24: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
I'd give up chocolate Dormouse

It tends to melt when you put it in the teapot.

Well, then you just add milk and have hot cocoa!

(There's always a solution when one contemplates giving up any kind of chocolate!)
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:

eta: basso posted while I was looking up that link! And it probably wasn't worth the trouble...

(It was worth a cross-post!)
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What to wear to church .. seasick

Actually I think I would just stay home.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Most Christians have Mad Geo

...and our ministry staff has to wonder about the direction that discussions go?!
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Food Sacrificed To Golden Key.


Oh, you shouldn't have. Really.

Wait, is that dark chocolate?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
So was your MP a lying... Cod

I thought there was something fishy about his manifesto.

(There again, there was a FLP a short while ago saying that "You can't trust the cod", so we really should have known!)
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Recipe Thread -- Another Earwig

Oh please, can't we have cake or something?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
The Anglos and their Boadicea Trott

Is that an English folk dance in honour of the famous warrior queen?

[ 11. March 2008, 12:46: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Be a better Troll pimple

I'm trying, I'm trying, don't hassle me! [Frown]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Embryo selection for Moth

Shouldn't that be larva selection?
 
Posted by Belisarius (# 32) on :
 
Wood Cross

Aw, poor diddums.
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Food sacrificed to Lamb Chopped

...because Lambs do have difficulty with a fork and knife....

[ETA errant punctuation; pedant-be-gone]

[ 12. March 2008, 00:21: Message edited by: Choirboy ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Meant to post this earlier:

Italian jeans have Mostly Noble Pixels

So... IRL they're the emperor's new clothes?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Explaining the apparent Mousethief

Actually he didn't steal your cheese, he just moved it.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Gene Robinson invited andreas1984


Party ON !!
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
What do you get for Wood

Depends. How much ya got?
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
2 brick, or a brick and a wheat ?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Being liked, being...Lamb Chopped.

I think I might prefer being liked.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What do you get for Marvin the Martian

Will anyone open the bidding? Come on, somebody must make the opening bid...

Ah, the lady on my left has opened with a bid of 25 pence - any advance on 25 pence?
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
quote:
Originally Posted by Wet Kipper:
2 brick, or a brick and a wheat ?

Settlers of Catan? Ah, you take me back to my college days.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What do you get for... Choirboy

6 years?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Pastors clash over Ham'n'Eggs

They're mine!
No they're mine!
I ordered exactly this order!
So did I!
You obnoxious Baptist!
You ridiculous Methodist!
etc
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Unless you change and Makepiece

Indeed.
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Black church, white Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

But but but ... his avatar is ... I mean ... Martin Luther King was ...
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Don't find Shannon (Justlooking)

Look harder, then.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gene Robinson invited... Choirboy

Uh-oh. Do I wanna know...? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Café now testing Siren's Call

Break out the wax and lash me to the mast!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gene Robinson invited... Comper's Child

I can see a theme developing here! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Free thinkers hold a squirrel

Against its will?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Definitive List of... Emma.


 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Attention Doctor Who The Wanderer

Why don't you settle down somewhere?
 
Posted by caty the southerner (# 11996) on :
 
Santa Fe meet in the ... moonlitdoor

You'll only annoy people if you block the entrance all night. And wouldn't somewhere with seats be more comfortable?
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
What do you get for Real Ale Methodist

I wonder that you should even ask!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How do I find a suitable Arrietty

You don't. You'll have to make do with this unsuitable one.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
How do I find a suitable Arrietty

Obviously, you have to read Mary Norton's The Borrowers.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Women's World Day of beachlass

Is that a bit like the Miss World Pageant?

[ 17. March 2008, 13:10: Message edited by: Triple Tiara ]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Let's mistranslate pimple

Instead of "acne" that gives us "Acme," the company famous for providing any / all necessary devices to Bugs Bunny & friends. Or a company that makes bricks for building.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Explaining the apparent Moo

Hmmm...come to think of it, I am standing in the middle os a pasture, and there are all these spotted hoofers standing around...could that be from whence these strange sounds emit?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
I am not your fucking scribbler

I have fucking beautiful handwriting.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Dangit Kel. Beat me to it!
 
Posted by scribbler (# 12268) on :
 
Explaining the apparent Janine

As opposed to the Janine that is shrouded in mystery.
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Café now testing Melon

but it isn't ripe yet
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Thread size davelarge.

Is that like 'extra large' but only for people called Dave?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Oi! Mills-Maccartney No_Matter
nevermind we have something better to discuss

Oi! Mills-Maccartney Mad Cat
Alliteration makes it more interesting.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
What's a Christian Mousethief

A Mousethief who is sincerely repentant of all his mouse-theft.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
It never rains on Palm ptarmigan

Only on Palm ptarmigan hunters.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The New, Improved PeteCanada

So, can I throw away the one we are storing here?

[ 19. March 2008, 06:55: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by vascopyjama (# 1953) on :
 
Romans Welease Woderwick

well it is that time of year again.....

[ 19. March 2008, 07:30: Message edited by: vascopyjama ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What's a Christian ... prettyfly
One covered in the blood of the lamb, of course.

(Oh, and ...

Let's mistranslate pimple

Some words are simply universal, surely?

[ 19. March 2008, 22:30: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Is it time again for ... Smudgie When is it ever not?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
When I grow up I'm The Rebel

A fine ambition!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Were Peter and Paul's Nigel M

the same as Matthew and Jude's NigelM? And what of the apocryphal NigelM?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
That's not in the Bible! Frustrated Farmer

Oh I don't know, what about the one whose enemy planted weeds among his crops? Or the one who lost half his seed to birds and rocky ground? I bet they were both pretty ticked off.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Help, what is a girl Martin L

A girl with an unfortunate name? A guy named Martin taking hormones?

[ 21. March 2008, 00:58: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Is there an Atlanta Beautiful Dreamer?

Actually, I think there may well be. You've certainly got the right State.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Café now testing Anselm

Shouldn't that be the other way around?
 
Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :
 
Bishop leaves Canadian moveable_type

proclaims "calligraphy is next to theology, eh"
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Carbon Footprint of cliffdweller

Not much, surely?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Cafe now testing Jonah the Whale

Apprentice Exam Paper 1: Describe how you would go about making a Krillburger fit for a Prophet. (Be amusing.)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Pope Benedict XVI's AltarMan

Would that be some sort of Super-Acolyte?
 
Posted by A Feminine Force (# 7812) on :
 
Cafe now testing ... Eutychus

We'll let you know if he passes.

LAFF
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Trusting God -- what wiffle

Oh God, not another obnoxious atheist thread.
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
You know you're getting...
(Gort)


It's just what I always wanted! Thank you!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Your first Easter Liturgy Queen -- wearing a fabulous hat, I hope.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by A Feminine Force:
Cafe now testing ... Eutychus

We'll let you know if he passes.

LAFF

Are we testing to see if he can stay in the window this time?
 
Posted by scribbler (# 12268) on :
 
You know you're getting Dave the Bass

Well, I was planning on bringing him trout, but if you insist!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Church replaces Easter scribbler
What he wrote wasn't a patch on the Gospels

Surplice - low church Spike
Surely an oxymoron?
 
Posted by A Feminine Force (# 7812) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
quote:
Originally posted by A Feminine Force:
Cafe now testing ... Eutychus

We'll let you know if he passes.

LAFF

Are we testing to see if he can stay in the window this time?
It occurred to me afterwards that I had left out a preposition - "out" or "through" might have been appropriate.

LAFF
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
The political junkie...Orb

would probably be a faster and less damaging way of choosing a Democratic candidate for us here in the US.
 
Posted by Cusanus (# 692) on :
 
Can anyone sing the... Trisagion.

Hmmm. *checks* 'Holy, holy holyyyy!'

Yup.
 
Posted by A Feminine Force (# 7812) on :
 
Pizza thread closure ... Ham'n'Eggs...

Breakfast now served 24 hours.

LAFF
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Can anyone sing the Mockingbird
No, no. All wrong. The mockingbird sings other peoples' parts!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
thieving bastard scum Peppone

Not even Don Camillo was that rude about him!
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Café now testing (Lynn MagdalenCollege)

Step up guys! She is hawt hawt hawt!

(playing some bringing sexyback music here)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
"Wherever two or more of you are gathered in my name, so I am there in your midst." Does that work?
-------------------------------------------------

If I were a bigger person, it would -- certainly it works for my definition of the Body of Christ. But I'm both weak and petty, so I want a few other things in the church I attend, such as some like-minded fellow parishioners, Anglican liturgy, and music that doesn't make me want to hurl.

(honest comment by RuthW)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Can anyone sing the angelicum?

I don't know - tell me how it goes and I'll give it a try.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The New, Improved RooK

Be afraid. Be very afraid. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
"Wherever two or more of you are gathered in my name, so I am there in your midst." Does that work?
-------------------------------------------------

If I were a bigger person, it would -- certainly it works for my definition of the Body of Christ. But I'm both weak and petty, so I want a few other things in the church I attend, such as some like-minded fellow parishioners, Anglican liturgy, and music that doesn't make me want to hurl.

(honest comment by RuthW)

Was this meant to be on the SoF Quotes thread?

*yes.oops. have copied it over*

[ 25. March 2008, 22:45: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Short notice London Wet Kipper

To be found at Billingsgate Market very early in the morning.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Dating evidence and MouseThief

Dating evidence is one thing but for dating Mousethief I'd recommend a carbon-14 testing - should get it to within a century or so.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Favorite Fictional infinite_monkey

I think I'd choose Sree Hanuman.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Dating Evidence and Crooked Cucumber

I can't imagine anyone would want a crooked cucumber to be evidence of a date.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How do you prepare Pigwidgeon

With sage and onion stuffing and a nice red wine gravy.

Is it legal to eat owls, though?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What are you doing Chorister

Stop it immediately!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
How do you prepare.... Sparrow

The same as Pigwidgeon but with less stuffing! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Dating evidence and MouseThief

Dating evidence is one thing but for dating Mousethief I'd recommend a carbon-14 testing - should get it to within a century or so.

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Dating evidence and Comper's Child

A child would definitely be evidence of some dating.
 
Posted by Cottontail (# 12234) on :
 
You know you're getting Hare Today

... and rabbit tomorrow.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Coffee culture Lumpy da Moose

Dr Frankenstein's experimental in vitro programme was failing to produce the desired results
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Baptism and the Holy Dog's Dinner

Not sure what the punchline is but there's got to be one...
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Sunday Morning Sine Nomine

I gather he's extremely well dressed [Cool]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
The Sunday Morning Foaming Draught

Ah! Just what I need to get through church! [Snigger]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What's the most overrated cliffdweller

What is meant by the infinite_monkey


Could these questions be connected?

Infinite monkey lives in a cave on a cliff face tapping away at an infinite typewriter and producing a new Shakespearean play every 24 hours.

[or Bacon, or Marlowe]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Who am I? Seelenbräutigam I feel tempted to suggest that with a nom de board like that you're probably John Smith. [Biased]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What homos do in bed ...MirrorMouse

Blimey, teh gay reflective Ortho fellaz!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
Coping with elderly Rossweisse

Gaah! As if it isn't hard enough now!
 
Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :
 
apologies for the twofer

11-year-old girl dies multipara

Yep, that'd do it. Seems highly unlikely though.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is meant by the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard


$64,000 Question
 
Posted by GrahamR (# 11299) on :
 
You say cotta, I say... Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

Actually, on second thoughts, I can pronounce cotta...
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Is it time again for Halo?

Either that or Tomb Raider.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Care and Feeding of Leo.

That's my job here in the Circus.

[ 31. March 2008, 08:50: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What's the most overrated Frozen Flowers

Tulips?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Is it time again for ... Smudgie

Always. Just always. [Axe murder]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What's the most overrated ... Al Eluia

Certainly not the one (many) Handel set to music
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
What profiteth it a Beautiful Dreamer

You wake up very well rested

[ 31. March 2008, 20:26: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Who still uses the Hooker's Trick [Eek!]

Well, hookers for a start...
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
I had a dream Beautiful Dreamer

Well duh - and I'll bet it was beautiful too!

[ 31. March 2008, 22:51: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Sorry to double-post, but this one was too good to miss

Is there anger with Spikey Pants

[Eek!] I'd be rather distressed, personally!

[ 31. March 2008, 23:01: Message edited by: prettyfly ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Episcopal churches Hooker's Trick

Are we back to the old "Whore of Babylon" argument again?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I also am sorry to double post but another one too good to miss:

Horrible Liturgical PeteCanada

What more can I say?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is there anger with A Feminine Force

You betcha!
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Is there anger with stapling machine

Going to be dangerous if there is...
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Christianity starting 206

I think you'll find it started a wee bit earlier than that.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Who still uses the Yangtze

Mostly the Chinese.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
You say cotta, I say Thurible

So we're talking about different things then, aren't we?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Archbishop Tutu and staplingmachine

Erm, I'm not sure I really want to know.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I want to sing
Delia


Not Delius?
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Who still uses the Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

No one, everyone wears "Jesus sandals" these days.
 
Posted by prettyfly (# 13157) on :
 
Robert Mugabe Stars

[Ultra confused]

"Coming soon, to a theatre near you...." [Help]
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
There's something in Foaming Draught

It's called beer, right?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What's the most overrated infinite_monkey

Should this be on that Mensa puzzlers thread?
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
What profiteth it a...
Hooker's Trick


Isn't that about $4300? With the right highly placed politician client, of course.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What is meant by the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

Answers on a postcard, please...

[ 02. April 2008, 03:29: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Riff Raff (# 10424) on :
 
There's something in ken

Like the rest of us it is probably mostly bones and giblets.
 
Posted by mirrizin (# 11014) on :
 
Who Still Uses the Hooker's Trick

Hookers, I would presume.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Celebrity Crushes Schroedinger's Cat

[Waterworks] And that is why you should always check the sofa before sitting down.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mirrizin:
Who Still Uses the Hooker's Trick

Hookers, I would presume.

Please see here!
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
What's the worst movie WhoreofBabylon

Doris Day, I think, or maybe Sally Field. Although Lawrence Fishburne would be really bad, too.
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PrettyFly:
Celebrity Crushes Schroedinger's Cat

[Waterworks] And that is why you should always check the sofa before sitting down.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by mountainsnowtiger (# 11152) on :
 
Walking around the Riff Raff

Some of us have standards, you know. Wouldn't want to be tainted by contact with those lower beings, would we now?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
You Know You're Getting Celtic Knotweed

when you can't get those tough, weedy shamrock-like things out of your flower beds.

[ 03. April 2008, 22:49: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Walking around the Wiff Waff.

Be vewwy, vewwy carefuw....
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Most Underrated ... Lynn MagdalenCollege

That would be the other one. No - this one. Oh hell ... this is a bit of a lose-lose, really: I just don't know what to say [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Who still uses the Coffee Cup

I don't know, but it's well overdue for a wash.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Robert Mugabe Matt Black

Gordon Brown Off White
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Not exactly a FLP, but I felt I had to confess somewhere that I read

Bill to ordain women...
(Anthropax)


as the much-needed

Bill to explain women
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Is ignorance an excuse... Liverpool fan

The perpetual question of Manchester supporters.
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Does the Anglican parish.. Blaise

Only if you forget to put out the candles after the service.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Café now testing Melon

Can I have a little ginger on mine, please?
 
Posted by Caty. (# 11996) on :
 
Any 'wrong' sex acts? Angus McDangley

I don't want to know what that involves - I'm far too young and innocent to hear about it.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Rough Justice? Bishop Lamb Chopped

Well, I suppose it's better than being karate chopped.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How did you get your Off Center View

Moved my head just slightly to the left.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is there anger with Bucca

Well I'm not angry with Bucca, but I can't say for sure that nobody else is.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
How did you get your Sir Kevin

Free with a box of breakfast cereal?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How did you get your Lolly

A nice man in a big shiny car gave it to me as I was walking home from school. [Eek!]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is there anger with Angry Preacher

Well duh! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
How do you grow an Bishops Finger

Piss him off while he's driving?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How did you get your Angus McDangley

Well, um ... [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
I don't want Jack Spiffy

I much prefer the shaggy, unkept Jack we all know and have grown to love.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Pappa's gonna buy you Paddy O'Furniture

Excellent! Just what we needed, just leave it on the porch. [Big Grin]

[ 07. April 2008, 18:41: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How did you get your... blackbeard

Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow...
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Papa's gonna buy you Wet Kipper

Umm... gee, thanks dad. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
How did you get your Hare today?

With a little help from Elmer Fudd.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Walking around the comet

Hey, isn't it just typical - the second you sign up for something manageable they go and move the goalposts [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
it just got easier, Chorister:
Walking around the Yangze

which should be easy enough if there are bridges handy.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
How did you get your stapling machine?

Well, if you must know, I got it at one of those small, independent stationers at the top end of town.
The things they ask on ship of fools these days..... And to think that this was once a site for cutting edge theological questions [Disappointed]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How did you get your Lady R of Ashwood

Picked 'er up on a recent trip to Ashwood!

(What a fruitful thread for FLPs!)
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
I have a feeling that the recent name change amnesty will bear a lot of fruit for this thread...

Why are Christians so Angus McDangley
 
Posted by A Feminine Force (# 7812) on :
 
Cafe now Testing...Horatio Harumph

Hello? Is this thing on?

LAFF
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Crucifixion and death...Lamb Chopped

I suppose that's not a bad summing up.
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Gotta love this Styx thread...

Recent problem with Marvin the Martian
 
Posted by Redolent Spilogale Putorius (# 8783) on :
 
Hillary is going to... Angry Preacher.

She probably wants to hear just what it was that Obama's pastor said.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The Apprentice Dormouse

Good grief do even mice have to pass NVQs these days?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Positions Vacant: Stoker

Come on baby, light my fire!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
What do you think of... AltarMan
I'm not sure I'm allowed to go into full details in The Circus.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Where did you get your Eutychus
At the general supply store.

Ahhh look at all the Lamb Chopped
in the butcher's window.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
  Walking Around the pilgrim

"It's what I do."
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
How did you get your Rook

I threatened his queen with a classic knight fork attack.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Is there anger with Angry Preacher
I'm going to take a wild guess here and say "maybe..."
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Whatever happens is Bucca

A slight variation on an... original worldview [Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Rites being used for... aredstatemystic
....do not differ significantly for those for a blue state mystic.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is there Anger with A Feminine Force

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
 
Posted by Redolent Spilogale Putorius (# 8783) on :
 
My Jesus, My... Mudfrog
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
My Jesus, my ken

My action figure collection?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
One suitcase full of lolly.

Yes, that's the general idea.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
One suitcase full of Redolent Spilogale Putorius

Well, yuk!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
I think the current one suitcase full of drifting star is quite a good song lyric [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
I think the current one suitcase full of drifting star is quite a good song lyric [Big Grin]

Dang, you beat me to it! I too thought that was rather poetic!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Your favourite YouTube bullfrog

This one will do.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
One suitcase full of starbelly

And where on the customs form would one declare that?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hillary is going to... passer

I'd rather say Obama is going to passim.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The sin of Ham (Lamb Chopped)

Chopped Ham, Chopped Lamb - Schlopped schmam - the sin lies in the very IDEA !
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
I'll drink to that.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Rites being used for St.Silas the carter

Just as long as it is not the Funeral Rite...
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
One suitcase full of Lamb Chopped

Sounds like the stuffing recipe for stuffed camel!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Australia's first woman ... Evangeline

And here's me thinking she was just a spring chicken.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Papa's gonna buy you Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Are you suggesting my papa is a slave trader?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
SoF 10th Anniversary pants

Ooh yes please Ancient Mariner, I want a pair!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]
(not just want a pair, need a pair, since I'm laughing so hard!!)
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Clergy wear - which Hart

I didn't realize that clery had an assortment of body parts from which to select.

(and an assortment of typos, too!)

[ 14. April 2008, 02:17: Message edited by: Joyeux ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Australia's first woman Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

I see the operation was a success.
 
Posted by Caty. (# 11996) on :
 
The sin of Ham - Moo

More unforseen consequences of genetic engineering?

[ 14. April 2008, 11:40: Message edited by: Caty. ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Recipe Thread -- Another Sparrow,

two ravens and an albatross, marinaded together with some garlic and red wine...
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
Walking Around the Wiff Waff

Well, based on the amount he claims to have eaten recently that might take longer than the round the world challenge!!! [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
I Would Walk 500 Miles To The Pain

I think I'd be hurting way before that!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Worse than oaths at The Weeder

Fulfilling those vows? (Where "oaths" is a euphamism...)

Then again, the "oaths" themselves may be enough to make the Weeder stop weeding, and then there goes your garden... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
One suitcase full of...Lamb Chopped

I saw this for sale on Ebay once.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Papal visit to the mousethief

Conflict about confession
 
Posted by Redolent Spilogale Putorius (# 8783) on :
 
Papal visit to the... Hooker's Trick

That's some trick for a hooker to turn!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
If you aren't guilty, mousethief

... then maybe you should drop the suffix. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Papal Visit to the Frito Bandito

Yo! Paps! This is a stick up!

What? You don't have any chips?

Oh hell. Just gimme some of those wafers instead!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Can you really make Cardinal Pole Vault

I guess it depends on the size of the cardinal and the length of the pole.
 
Posted by Spiffy (# 5267) on :
 
Return of the annoying... Spiffy.

I went somewhere?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Return of the annoying...Rossweisse
Actually, I never left.

Ross
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!

Wanna bet?

Grave announcement... Curiosity killed

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!

Whew! So it's good news! Here I was thinking perhaps we wore out the Risen Lord with all our questions!
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
I thought

Walking around the moonlit door

was quite nice.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Return of the annoying... mousethief

Uh-oh. [Help] [Razz]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Return of the annoying DmplnJeff seems to be advertising the weather in Hell at the moment...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Charlton Heston funeral (moveable_type)

Your regular, boring, stationary funeral just wasn't good enough for the Hollywood hero.
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Grave Announcement...Daisymay
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Sex before marriage... amber

Not quite the green light, but not a 'Stop' sign.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Anglican parishes that Thurible

I don't think that's quite the verb form ... I know who you mean, though.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Who still uses the Foaming Draught

I haven't touched a drop since 1989!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The green blade riseth amber

Then wouldn't it be the amber blade?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Return of the annoying comet

c'mon! that altered thread title was just waiting for a comet....

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I think I'm glad you got there before me [Paranoid]
 
Posted by gizzie (# 11715) on :
 
(Eccles) Rites being used for .. Frito Bandito

Must be the last rites if the Bandito managed to get himself in such a state.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Return of the annoying...Comet

But you know, I really missed her when she took off for most of Lent.

Ross
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Sex before marriage... amber

Not quite the green light, but not a 'Stop' sign.

Does that mean go really really fast? [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The sin of Ham (Moo)

There's a joke there somewhere. A pig and a cow walk into a bar....
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
It's quite an old joke, really [Biased]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
How did you get your Angus McDangley

Well, I was born with it.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Where was the Episcopalian Pigwidgeon

Me and my fellow twitchers, we walked right across Wimbledon Common, an' all we saw were parakeets. [Frown]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Healthy food choices... Rat
There's really nothing inherently wrong with it, if it's properly prepared -- but our learned prejudices argue against finding this form of animal protein on our tables.

Ross
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Hhhhmph. You pipped me to the post. (Errrm: by about 33 minutes! [Roll Eyes] )
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Hhhhmph. You pipped me to the post. (Errrm: by about 33 minutes! [Roll Eyes] )

[Razz]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Anyone affected by Rossweisse

Aren't we all in one way or another?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Well I was [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Maria assumpta est Foaming Draught

Well bugger me. That puts a whole new spin on mariology.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
The Maintenence of Chorister

Tough job, but someone's gotta do it!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
The first gospel? Barnabas62

What happened to the opening 61 chapters?
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Can a Christian have mousethief

Well, if mousethief is happy with that and you're both consenting adults....
 
Posted by Swish (# 8566) on :
 
Sof's worst Christian ... Lynn MagdalenCollege

which is an incredibly harsh thing to say, especially in heaven.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Who still uses the Hooker's Trick

Who would admit it if they did?
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
God breathed Lamb Chopped

Noah sailed and bunnies hopped
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Healthy food choices... Rat
There's really nothing inherently wrong with it, if it's properly prepared -- but our learned prejudices argue against finding this form of animal protein on our tables.

Ross

Low-carb too.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
SoF's worst Christian Enigma

the worst? hmm.

How many acolytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Which came first, the thurifer or the crucifer? (perhaps that's too personal a question)

if an orthodox patriarch left Saint Lewis going 25 km/h, and an anglican primate left phoenix going 17.5 km/h, which one chanted the evening prayer in des moines that night?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Who still uses the dj_ordinaire

Surely everybody's upgraded to dj_extradoubleplus by now?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
Can a Christian have mousethief

Well, if mousethief is happy with that and you're both consenting adults....

I rather think Josephine would have to be happy with it too..
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Grave announcement: Lamb Chopped

That would indeed be grave.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Tips for Attending PeteC

Take GIN with you for him to pour on his cereal.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Developing Christian Birdseye

A Christian food initiative! Complete with a little fish on the inside.

[ 22. April 2008, 11:48: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
House of Prayer or Organ Builder

Guys carrying in big pipes, banging, knocking holes in the walls -- who can pray with all this organ building going on?
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Making the baby Jesus Amanda B. Recondwythe

I guess that would be his Daddy's doin!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Who still uses the... moveable_type

I'm sure there's still someone out there with a set of antiques, but really, it's all been computerized for at least twenty years.

Ross
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Is it time again for Paddy O'Furniture?

Here in Portland, it's probably going to be a couple of weeks at least until the rain lets up enough to make it useable. [Frown]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Healthy food choices...marsupial

Kangaroo steaks, anyone?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Man fined for putting... mousethief

Deceny forbid to specify where he put him.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.... ORGANMEISTER

So that's how you got your name. Good health to you!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Anyone affected by Mousethief?
- with a postcount like his, there's got to be quite a few [Razz]
 
Posted by To The Pain (# 12235) on :
 
Beaten to it - I'm deeply affected by Mousethief.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Man fined for putting... mousethief

Deceny forbid to specify where he put him.

I was afraid the verb referred to was not "put" but "putt". Ouch!
 
Posted by Belisarius (# 32) on :
 
Masturbation Prevents...
(Name of Poster)

'Nuff said.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
The Maintenance of caty

She needs lots of sunlight and just the right amount of water.
 
Posted by Caty. (# 11996) on :
 
[Big Grin]

Masturbation prevents... Angus McDangley

[Snigger]

I'm just not going to comment.

(I had such a clean mind before I started hanging out here.)

[ 23. April 2008, 17:46: Message edited by: Caty. ]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
I'm next on the list.

Don't even think about it.... [Mad]

[ 23. April 2008, 18:57: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Must see TV: Televangelist... Spiffy

Few dare sheepishly resist!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
God breathed LynnMagdalenCollege

Ah, now I understand why she's infallible.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The FLDS Church and... Alogon

My money's on Alogon, both for propriety and for winning in any contest.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Demons and the shedding... Eutychus

That's the way. Get into your garden shed for a bit of pottering about. Demons don't like this. Eutychus does. And look at that garden now! Brilliant!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Must see TV: Televangelist DmplnJeff

Yup, well it would be worth seeing but somehow I have difficulty envisioning him in the role.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Anyone affected by... Mad Geo

That would be anyone who reads the boards, let alone posts! [Big Grin]

Ross
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
I'm next on the list.

Don't even think about it.... [Mad]

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Babies in your bed Spawn

We'll have none of that in my bed, thank you very much!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Australia's first woman... Cranmer's baggage

[Eek!] I never knew Cranmer even got to Oz, let alone took his mistress!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Reduced standard of mousethief

...and they said it couldn't be done!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
A place for those under Rossweisse

"An enviable position," I would imagine they'd say.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Masturbation 'prevents Angus McDangley

Well, I guess it would keep it from dangling...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
A place for those under Rossweisse

"An enviable position," I would imagine they'd say.

No, I'm not cut out for management. It's hard enough to herd cats without putting one of said felines in charge.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Must See TV: Televangelist RooK

Yes, that definitely would be a must-see.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
sex before marriage Hiro's Leap

Possibly a tad ambitious as a starting point, surely that sort of thing comes later after you've had the hooks installed in the ceiling.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Causes of moral decline ... Athrawes

I think that's a little rough - I know her quite well, and swear she's not that!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
How Would Have You Golden Key

Free to live the life of their choosing - now were it some other shipmates the answer might be a little different...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Christ's baptismal... mousethief

I've heard of giving lots of things -- crosses, prayer books, Bibles -- as baptismal gifts, but that one is definitely on the original side.

Ross
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
It's time again for...dolphy

Nope, I am just passing through.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
But it's SO good to see you, however briefly, Dolphy!

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Let's mistranslate... Pax Romana

Oh, the possibilities for mistranslating that one are endless. "Romanian Pox," for starters...

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
When do you put away PeteC

As soon as there is a vacancy in the appropriate secure facility?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Walking around the moonlitdoor

If you stupid hobbits would just stop jabbering I might be able to remember the password!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Walking around the moonlitdoor

If you stupid hobbits would just stop jabbering I might be able to remember the password!

[Overused] [Killing me] [Overused]

Ross
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Reduced standard of ken

Yes, I've felt his posting's been a bit off the boil lately... [Biased]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Andreas - did I miss Tubbs

So ... you were aiming at Tubbs, and Andreas was refereeing? Hmm.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Man fined for putting

No, just the (abbreviated) title. He's lucky to get away with a fine IMO. I have always detested golf. Volvos, deliberately losing to the boss and the most appalling clothes. Still it keeps rich white trash out of pubs and away from cricket.

[ 28. April 2008, 15:28: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
FLDS and...Rossweisse

Where will she begin?

[ 28. April 2008, 17:00: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Oh, Lyda*Rose, I think I'm all done! [Ultra confused]

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Just nipping down to... (Wesley J)

Oooh, please do! Just gimme a ring before, and then we'll have a look at my brandnew cellar bar... - Nooo, wait a minute...! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
Touching base with... Angus McDangley

Just gives me an image of electric shocks for some reason... [Two face]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Is it time again for... Wiff Waff

It's always time for Wiff Waff! [Yipee]

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Thank you ma'am. [Hot and Hormonal]

- - - -

National identity Scarlet

Sounds like Babylon to me.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
How would you have Curiosity Killed?

I think the schools are already doing a good enough job of it.

[ 30. April 2008, 13:54: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Saints, feasts and J Whitgift

Wow, what an essay in contrasts! [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
How would you have Curiosity Killed?

I think the schools are already doing a good enough job of it.

Ouch. Sad but true.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous mousethief

Mightn't notorious be a better term?

[Two face]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Walking Around the Autenrieth Road

enjoying the view, waving to neighbors....
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Fair trade in church Chorister

Is this when the proceeds of the sale are fairly split between the church and the parents?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry for the double post but this one from Eccles is just too good to miss:

'Amen...' and then Hooker's Trick

Can't we have coffee hour in between?
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
House of Prayer or The Coiled Spring

Is that kind of like "The Lady or The Tiger"?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Incense Varieties: Badcat

I'd just as soon not smell that one, thanks.
 
Posted by Mrs. Candle (# 9422) on :
 
Help, Help, I've got...Wiff Waff

I'll have to stop wearing my corduroy pants.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mrs. Candle:
Help, Help, I've got...Wiff Waff

I'll have to stop wearing my corduroy pants.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
House of prayer or... RooK

Odd - I don't remember a church in my chess set...
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Reduced standard of.... Stars

God having an off day?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Reduced standard of... Bullfrog

You just can't find the really big ones anymore, only the mini size.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The return of Blake's... Sparrow

I remember "The Lamb," but I must have missed reading this one.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
The return of Blake's... Sparrow

I remember "The Lamb," but I must have missed reading this one.

Ross

Ah but Robert Blake starred in Baretta, the theme song for which was called "Keep Your Eye on the Sparrow".
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Let's Mistranslate...Mousethief

Mix up one preposition from Dutch to Spanish, and he's giving the little rodents away.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Casting out Demons (Gort)

Shouldn't we start off with an easier example?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Casting out Demons (Gort)

Shouldn't we start off with an easier example?

That one's going to take more than Max von Sydow and a herd of Jesuits. (Funny, I can just hear him rasping all of Mercedes McCambridge's nastiest lines...)

[Eek!]

Ross
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
The new, improved... Ariel

a bit like the new, improved Persil, except it washes whiter. [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Making the sign of Cardinal Pole Vault

I tried to imagine what such a sign might look like, but had to bleach my brain before I came up with a definitive answer.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Australia's first woman.... Zappa

Boy, they sure took long enough. We've had women for hundreds of years.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Did the earth move comet

Is that the new plan, should any extra-terrestrial object approach on a collision course?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Australia's first woman... scribbler

Huh. Britain and North America have both had scads of women scribblers for absolute centuries now.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Can we know that we're... Scarlet

That depends. Can you actually see your aura?

Or are we talking Scarlet as in Scarlet Woman here?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
A Story According to the Book of Firenze

Mark ye: the Booker cometh to Florence. Yea, verily! [Smile]

[ 05. May 2008, 10:31: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Can We Know That We're...A Feminine Force

Men falling to their knees and weeping as we walk by might be an indication.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Resurrection Moo

I think Alleluia is a more usual response but what the heck.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Thy neck is like the Angus McDangley

That must be very painful.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
God breathed CuppaT God must be English after all [Roll Eyes]

How do you rightly ... Bullfrog very carefully if there's snakes around. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Recipe thread - another piglet

I'll go and get an apple for its mouth.

[I can't believe I put an apostrophe in there [Hot and Hormonal] ]

[ 06. May 2008, 02:43: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Thy neck is like the Lolly

What - really, really thin, or sticky? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :
 
Who is responsible Chelley

Obviously an alternate persona for the Chelly that visits the Ship!!!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
A story according to... MiceElf

Walt Whitman meets Brian Jaques' and J.R.R. Tolkien's love child.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
'Thy neck is like the... Sha_Sha

Of Persia_Persia? Like, non-existant?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is it time again for Wiff Waff

There's always time for Wiff Waff!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Alternate uses for ordinary Sha_Sha

Ah, but Sha_Sha isn't ordinary, so you're wasting your time.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Alternate uses for... MusicMonkey

As an alternative iPod, for example....
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
What was Hezekiah smoking? Bullfrog

No, I think you'll find that was Jeremiah.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Vatican order: keep pepper.

Not just the salt of the earth then.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Let's mistranslate Pax Romana

Chunks of hard Italian cheese wrapped for individual sale.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
A nuanced Christian... The Atheist

That's some heavy nuance!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I was just thinking that a nuanced Christian Mousethief was stretching things a bit far [Razz]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
A story according to... Bacchus

First, he poured himself a large goblet of wine.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Prayer Requests 2008 - The Man with No Name

Presumably he's asking for prayer that he'll get a name?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Or such a rotten prayer request that he wishes to remain unidentifiable.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
A nuanced Christian... Mad Geo

I'm not holding my breath on that conversion. Still, if he converts, I do think he'd be a nuanced and very interesting Christian.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Who is responsible... Rossweisse

I get blamed for everything!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What was Hezekiah smoking? Lamb Chopped with herbs and spices, rotisseried lightly ... mmmmm ... though I find eating more satisfactory, but the past is a different country

[ 11. May 2008, 03:36: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Mommy doesn't need... Gort

He doesn't seem the type to help out with real Mommy needs, somehow.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
A nuanced Christian... glockenspiel

New horizons in church music!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Recipe thread: another Otter

Yum! Double Tarka Tikka!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
You worship a Bullfrog

They are pretty funny looking, but I don't know that I worship them.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
"You worship a... Mousethief

The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
"You worship a... Mousethief

The anti-Christians are getting more imaginative in their canards.

Ross

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Is God bothered and Faust

He's not that bothered, but he might be a tiny bit Faust.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Inscutable to a non-native LittleLady

And no doubt to the bigger ones too!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"You worship a... Anglican_Brat

For a start, it's 'an', not 'a'. And then, I'd strongly deny that!
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
"You worship a Mudfrog

wanna make somethin' of it?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
churchgoing on its Melon

Geez, just hours ago it was on its knees. This is going downhill fast!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Walking Around the... rosamundi

I'd do it. For charity. Who's my sponsor? Or can I just put her on a roundabout, stand still and make her turn around?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The Holy Spirit is... Max.

Oh nonononononononononono!

This is just too cruel.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Thy neck is like the mudfrog...

How romantic, dear.
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
Saints, priests and Bishops finger

Potion boil and cauldron bubble...
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
oops. I just went and checked, and it was meant to be "Saints, feasts, and Bishops finger"

Sorry. But you can see what impression I got!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Some physics - Carex

Surely that antibacterial handwash stuff is chemistry?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are we weakened by... (Dubious Thomas)

We are. It's all that doubting, you see.
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
It's a subject I take incredibly seriously, but the surrealness of this couldn't be ignored:

Hybrid Embryo Law Vote....Lamb Chopped
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Along the lines of Wesley J's above this morning I was greeted with:

You worship a Dubious Thomas

No, I don't, mine's the TRUE Thomas.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
You know, Chorister's car-rear-end thread in Heaven just missed making one of the best FLP's ever...

[ 20. May 2008, 04:57: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Well, in the Styx we have
Recent problem with PeteC.

I think a PM to Pete would be nice before taking it up in the Styx!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Oh, and last night I saw:
Deputies enforce restraining amber.

Which made me wonder what had amber done!
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Oh, and last night I saw:
Deputies enforce restraining amber.

Which made me wonder what had amber done!

Ah, that'd be telling [Biased]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Recent problem with passer

It's probably your prostate...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Is there a way to change Caty.

Why would we want to? She's perfect just as she is.
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Walking Around the Penny Lane

Let's stuff as many coins in our pockets as we can!

[ 21. May 2008, 21:54: Message edited by: §Andrew ]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Does anybody still say that Moo

It's still commonly uttered among cows, I believe.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Prince Caspian and Trudy Scrumptious

'Ello, ello, ello. Did something come of the Dancing in Heaven thread after all?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why does the Holy Spirit ken

Well, y'see, laddie, it's in his nature as God t'ken the desires of our hearts an' all that.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Recent Problems with Drifting Star

I don't know of any such thing recently, but Three Wise Men had just this problem two thousand years ago.
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Horrible liturgical young fogey

Pretty well describes me in my first couple of years of ministry!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Prince Caspian and Horseman Bree

The film-makers really took liberties with the story this time...
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Prince Caspian and Horseman Bree

Umm - two different books I think

eta - dammit, Trudy just beat me to it! [Razz]

[ 22. May 2008, 21:33: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
ship of fools love Mamacita

I can find no fault with that statement.
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Your Corpus Christi Max will require and extra large monstrance to display to the faithful!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I hope I'm not being... Alan Cresswell!

I much prefer being Wesley J!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The God of rape, murder, Dafyd

The trifecta of evil? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Inscrutable to a non-native... GoodCatholicLad

Even among Catholics there are secrets. There goes the universal church. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Leave other religions Custard

If we must... [Disappointed] but in that case can we still nick their sponge pudding?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Your Corpus Christi... Manipled Mutineer

Aaaaargggh, shiver my cross!
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
What they never told Timothy the Obscure

Is it because they were all so polite?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Woohoo, FLP on four boards, Heaven through to AS.

What they never told leo - Don't take the role in Titanic.

You worship a Cyprian

Thanking the theiving Organ Builder

Oh, Say can you see Kelly Alves - Not from here.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Thanking the thieving mousethief

The pleasure is entirely mine. <to self> Now what was the speed dial number for my fence? </to self>
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I am the crematorium gay organ grinder

Boy, when they said this crematorium had all the modern conveniences, they weren't kidding!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Thanking the thieving mousethief

Thank you thank you thank you!!! The cat just wasn't catching the little critters, and even if she would, I'd rather she eat proper cat food. Oh, it's so nice to not hear the scampering of little feet in the walls at night! Thank you, mouethief!

Now, do you have a relative, or a friend, or business partner, that swipes arachnids?


[I don't care that mt beat me to this... [Big Grin] ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Your Corpus Christi Thurible

Actually, it's from Galveston.
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
How did we become so amber?

That's what happens when you don't follow the directions on the box....
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Monkey's brain controls Marvin the Martian

We did wonder! [Biased]
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
My school administration Lamb Chopped


Oh, how deeply do I wish it.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Support systems for Doublethink

Brought to you by the Ministry of Truth.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bishop Irish's doubtful... Foaming Draught

He oughta stick to whiskey. Or G&T.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
   Liturgical tat blunders... CuppaT

There's very little* that can't be sorted out over a nice pot.


*and if it can't, well, afaic, it's the End of Civilization.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Ads that wouldn't tempt Schroedinger's cat

There's some uncertainty about that :-)
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Ads that wouldn't tempt... Piglet

"Ham Special! Pork loins! Butterfly pork chops!"

Ross
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Vocations, for those religious kittens.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What is your favorite Patdys?

The pissy one.

[Two face]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Walking around the moonlit door

This is either some way of staying in Narnia rather than go through the Gateway To Our Lands&trade or a good way to bang your head on a wall.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Do you have a cross... Hooker's Trick

If they start BDSM on you without you paying extra, you'll know.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Do you have a cross... Choirboy

No, but my junior viola-player can be majorly crabby.

Ross
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Schools today: Good Curiosity Killed

Alas, it's all too true - nothing destroys curiosity like the wrong kind of education.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Walking Around the... Autenrieth Road

Walking it's fine, it's pronouncing it that's difficult...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What's that you say, Liverpool fan

"Ohhhhhhhh Campione" I believe
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What a gift:

I would walk 500 miles To The Pain

And I would walk 500 miles away from it. Guess that's why I'm not on the BDSM board.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Applause during the Hooker's trick ...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Do you have a cross leo

No, but I've got a disgruntled gemini.
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Counting every congregant poncho

Something for the ushers to do on a rainy Sunday morning.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
We MUST help these John Donne

The Metaphysical Poets' Benevolent Society now accepts Paypal, Visa, Mastercard, Bankers' Drafts, Letters of Credit, and, in the last resort, cash/postal orders.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Denver Beams Rays At Spiffy

tinfoil hat alert!
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
They don't teach Hart

True enough. That can only come from deep within.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What they never told Chorister

Extra rehearsals scheduled but she wasn't invited?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Furry baby advice (Lamb Chopped)

How to circumcise your sheep?
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
OW ow ow ow ow ouch.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it time again for Twilight

Yeah pretty much every evening about this time. I'm surprised you hadn't noticed the pattern.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
How do I edit or delete angel wrestler

That's none of your business. Go away.

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
[Overused] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Using Side-by-Side... Autenrieth Road

That'd be a dual carriageway then, whatever central reservations you may have.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Personal spiritual Dave Marshall

Where can I get one? (and will it fit on the dashboard of my car? [Biased] )
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Personal spiritual Dave Marshall

Where can I get one? (and will it fit on the dashboard of my car? [Biased] )

Even if the weather's harsh ah'll
Always have my David Marshall
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
They don't teach you beachpsalms

Hey, at my school they didn't even teach us the normal psalms! I had to read them for myself!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Mixing religion and Matt Black

Only with full protective gear. And then with great caution.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Putting away toys for Oblatus

is a bad idea. He'll never learn any responsibility if he doesn't learn to put his own toys away.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Art of Successful... mousethief

Come to his new workshop series and join the Master. Get all your answers here! Only $1,500 per evening. Book the entire week and get a $50 discount! (So much for the thiefing part.)
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
A Bunch of Celtic Knotweed

[Ultra confused] I'd really prefer roses, but ok....
 
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on :
 
Denver Beams Rays At Comet

Ah well, they might try but they will never catch her. [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
'They don't teach you... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

It's on-the-Job training.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
They don't teach you Doublethink

Although it's not too hard to pick up on your own.
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
[Razz]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Felled by the Holy Chorister

I didn't know she had taken up lumberjacking!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ancient Geek - the... RooK

He is indeed. Since November 2001. Hell is his.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Interesting news from Frito Bandito

He's switching to potato chips.*

*aka crisps
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Stop sending me round Angel Wrestler

He keeps dislocating my hip! [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PrettyFly:
A Bunch of Celtic Knotweed

[Ultra confused] I'd really prefer roses, but ok....

I can probably twist round some, given time... [Snigger]
 
Posted by Celtic Knotweed (# 13008) on :
 
Foods that heal Sister Mary Precious

I hadn't realised she was injured
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Walking around the Pants

Must be laundry day again [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
A Byzantine chalice in John Donne

I assume that was in one of his sermons. I don't know how I could have missed that. What does he say about it?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The health and wealth,... TowardsClarity

I'm all for it. And a very good thing too.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The naming of hymn... Stranger in a strange land

Even more so if you don't speak the local tongue.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Hypocritical Hell Calls..._Feh

Yeah, that seems to be the most appropriate response.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Off to See the Wizard ... Ozowen

... or something like that anyway...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
My School Administration...Angry Preacher

[Help]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Denver Beams Rays At... tomb

Pretty pointless, but hey - better than at anything alive.
 
Posted by Redolent Spilogale Putorius (# 8783) on :
 
Denver Beams Rays At... Angry Preacher

I know, I know, a bit lame; but tomb said that I should go play in the Circus, so here I am! [Axe murder]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bush calls for offshore... Gort

The ultimate WMD:
quote:
I was personally involved during the sinking of an ARCO rig off the coast of Santa Barbara in 1983.
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Inclusive Church Spawn.

- which could account for the frogs in the vestry.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Adverts - the good Sir Kevin

Is he anything like the Brave Sir Robin?

(Singing the song now aren't you? [Snigger] )
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Royal Order of Internet... RooK

No, that'd be ROoI really.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
The darker side of ..... flakey

Presumably at least 70% cocoa solids.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
link discovered between ... leo

[Killing me]

My turn: What's the difference between a duck?

[Killing me]


(okay ... so it wasn't funny [Biased] )
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Ecumenical Patriarch... §Andrew

I'm really surprised I was elected a Patriarch. I hope this doesn't have anything to do with some Shipmates wanting to get rid of me by sending me to Constantinople!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Why bother with this Sober Preacher's Kid

Let's party without him. Sounds bo-ring!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Felled by the Holy Belle Ringer

Ding Dong
Clunk
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How do I access someone's Ham'n'Eggs

I suggest intercepting it after it's placed under the heatlamps by the cook, but before the waiter picks it up.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous... mousethief)

The one-and-only, he's world-renowned, in fact! [Overused]

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Managing difficult Lamb Chopped

Sometimes one is given a task that is just one step too far...


...or several large leaps in this case!

[Biased]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
[Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How to deal with fundamentalists... The Galloping Granny

Anything unusual will freak 'em out, so go for it. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
How to access someone's Chorister

Sit at the front of the church and look for surplices.

The Diaconate and Sober Preacher's Kid

Read the full story exclusively in the Daily Mail.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Shakespeare Plays Pigwidgeon

Huh? Shakespeare's been cast to play the crazy owl in the next Harry Potter movie? [Confused]
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving RuthW

I ate the last of the ice cream in the hosts' lounge.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Looking for a Catholic Pommie Mick

Well who isn't, really?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
The darker side of sharkshooter

So that'd be dolphinshooter?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Walking Around the... Penny Lane

Not quite so far as walking around the Autenrieth Road, and probably less traffic too.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Felled by the Holy... Spiffy

Aaaaah! It's Jesus's Raging Bitchmonster of Doom!

Ross
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Heinz decides to hold pants.

While Brigitte is twirling round a fetching pair of lederhosen...
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Heinz decides to hold pants.

While Brigitte is twirling round a fetching pair of lederhosen...

Great minds think alike! I was going to add that their beans must have had the usual effect....
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Heinz decides to hold... the_raptor

If this is a new flavor for catsup, I'll pass.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thread for those who... Desert Daughter

Yarn it! Bind them with that very thread! Where's parental responsibility? You can't just run away, you fools!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Daily office refreshed Choirboy

Aww.. that's nice.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Anglican bishops in... Curiosity killed ...

Is that those experimenting with gay issues? Seems a bit harsh, don't you think. [Frown]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Rumours of impending Marvin the Martian

He's almost here! So they say.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Heinz decides to hold.... Schroedinger's Cat

57 varieties of thought experiment coming up
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Heinz decides to hold... John Donne

When thou hast done, thou hast not done...
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
For we have more. [Projectile]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving John Donne
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
The Mote in Mogwai's... Redolent Spilogale Putorius

Sounds painful!
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving Audry Ely

Those power-crazed hosts! Sounds like internet bullying to me!! ITTWACW! [Mad]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Hymns I'd rescue from Mamacita

What's she doing to them? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving Gort?

To see if robots can get up when they fall over?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Bath has been declared ... Max well quit prevaricating and turn off the bloody taps!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving anteater

Cow tipping gone out of fashion, I guess
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eating without a fridge (Curiosity killed ...)

So beware!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Saints, feasts and Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

Flip flops only for festivals, its sandals in ordinary time.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to RooK

*shudder*
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mary, Wesley J

Would be even more interesting without the comma, and with another 'r' in Mary. (Weirdos abstain.) [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
From what you've said, it's not just weirdos who abstain. [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Razz]
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Christian Voice Director Chief of Sinners
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Church smells like Mother Julian

Oh dear, was she taking a bath again in the baptismal font and forgot to drain it?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Church smells like..... Pigwidgeon

Oh, dear.... whose turn was it to clean out the owlery, anyway?

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Church smells like..... Ancient Mariner

Must be the Royal National Mission to Deep Sea Fishermen. Deep and ancient.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Church smells like ten thousand difficulties

(sign) Ain't that the truth...
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Mary hatless

I thought veils were in fashion back then.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Horrible liturgical ChaliceGirl
Bless her heart. I'm sure she was doing her best.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Selective demands for... Doublethink

A perfect match! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Church smells like..... Smudgie

Must be the stain..... (ed)-glass windows.

[ 30. June 2008, 13:16: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Church smells like ORGANMEISTER

Who's going to brave the ORGANLOFT and tell HIM to take a shower?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Church Smells Like Hooker's Trick

Does that differ from a tart's boudoir?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Was there an "Israelite Bullfrog

Maybe a few, but the Egyptians ended up with most of them.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Was there an Israelite Bullfrog

Yes, his name was Jeremiah. He was a good friend of mine.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Is it time again for Sir Kevin?

No, I think we'll have someone else for a change.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
English Food Cod

Yes! With chips but NO MUSHY PEAS!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to... Choirboy

Cruel. Can't sing, won't sing. Kids! [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Was there an Israelite Custard.

I'm not sure custard is really Kosher.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Hymns I'd rescue from ken

I seem to remember he had it in for "Dear Lord and Father of Mankind" a while ago, so we had better give that a hand.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Hymns I'd rescue from ken

I seem to remember he had it in for "Dear Lord and Father of Mankind" a while ago, so we had better give that a hand.

No that's the one you have to rescue from me and my habit of calling it The Constipation Hymn ('take from our souls the strain and stress...' [Devil] )
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Café now testing Bean Sidhe

...and I bet she is still wailing!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to Sioni Sais

Wow, that's a bit harsh! [Biased]
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
There once was a girl... Full of Chips

I'm sure there was more than one. I see dozens of them all the time round my way.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
There once was a girl ephemera

She met a boy ephemeron. They had a short-lived affair.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Hymns I'd rescue from ken

I seem to remember he had it in for "Dear Lord and Father of Mankind" a while ago, so we had better give that a hand.

No that's the one you have to rescue from me and my habit of calling it The Constipation Hymn ('take from our souls the strain and stress...' [Devil] )
Must be (at least) two of you then: I'm sure ken dissected it on theological grounds and found something like eleven demonstrable heresies in it.

Friends of our chose it as a wedding hymn (verse 1 line 2 "...Forgive our foolish ways." Haven't heard from them for a while though. Not sure if that is better than "Fight the Good Fight" or that great wedding favourite "See the Conqueror Mount in Triumph".
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
There once was a girl... Full of Chips

I'm sure there was more than one. I see dozens of them all the time round my way.

We have them in South Wales too. Sometimes they are dubbed "Valley Vegetarians" (although they are in the cities too).
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
House of prayer or Low Treason

If those are the only two houses on the block, I'll take the prayer one.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Prayers for moving... moveable type

I know God's omnipotent and all that, but isn't it just quicker to cut and paste?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Florida revival (Waterchaser)

Is this about that deal the State has made with a sugar company to restore the Everglades?

Ross
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Today I consign to Quercus

guess it must be serious so Oakley Dokely
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Vocations, for those... seasick

perhaps something land-based...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Vocations, for those... (anaesthesia)

Yeah, that should put an end to them.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
"That all [might] be... Alkelda

Where did I put that Dictionary of Foreign Terms again?

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Should we be thinking... Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

Thinking it? Hell, I can't even pronounce it!
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Bishop Doris... cynic girl

[Two face]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
There once was a girl Full of Chips

Who sat there licking her lips
As she tucked into haddock and cod,
Pickled onions and other things odd -
And you wouldn't believe the size of her hips.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
It's all about sex pretty fly

Pretty Spanish fly, presumably... [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
[Big Grin]

Jesus Christ Returning Max

For exchange, or full refund? [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Liquor cabinet -- recommendations (Sober Preacher's Kid)

Hey, you'll never need to track down a designated driver again!
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Liquor cabinet -- recommendations (Sober Preacher's Kid)

Hey, you'll never need to track down a designated driver again!

LOL - you beat me to it! I came down to the Circus to post that very one!
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Told off for venting Viola

Well as Sebastian would say, "Vent thy folly somewhere else".

(Hoping another Shakespeare fan will find that amusing... [Hot and Hormonal] )
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I did, PrettyFly!

Shadrach, Meshach,... Lamb Chopped

Putting a new spin on the story of the Burning Fiery Furnace...

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Jesus Christ returning Rossweisse

I hope he kept the receipt.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Nope, he's stuck with me. [Razz]

(And probably with you, too, MT.)

Ross

[ 08. July 2008, 03:23: Message edited by: Rossweisse ]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Jesus Christ returning Golden Key.

I onnnnnnce wa-as looooooost, but nowwwwww I'm founnnnnnnd.

I'd fallen in among dust bunnies in a corner of a library's stacks. [Biased]
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
A Bible Question... Curiosity killed ...

Truly the Scriptures are difficult to understand, while the sayings of the fathers are nearer to us.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Men's shorts are banned - Curiosity Killed

Oh well, we'll just have to be curious about what they wear under their kilts, instead.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Esmeralda--

The answer is here! [Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How do you wear your... Otter

I prefer my otters alive and swimming, thank you very much!

Raccoons, now... that's another matter.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Why are hosts shoving... Doublethink

That's outrageous! Make them stop!

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How do you wear your...Athrawes

Carefully buttoned all the way up, thank you very much.

Ross
 
Posted by East Price Road (# 13846) on :
 
Credit Crunch ... Lamb Chopped

Steak's probably off the menu too...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Shadrach, Meshach,... Gamaliel

At least it scans.

Ross
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
There once was a girl Full of Chips

Yup. *belch*
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Recipe thread - another... Moo

Beef: It's what's for dinner.

Ross
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Beasts in unusual places... potoroo

What's that then, a kangeroo in a pot? That is pretty unusual!
 
Posted by the pilgrim (# 13263) on :
 
Future of Anglo-Catholics - Bishops Finger

Wrapped around it, perhaps?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Not being given the bishop's finger, one trusts...

Ross
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Recommendations for Dawn Treader

Read it with a box of tissues [Tear]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Affirming Anglo Catholic... moonlitdoor

Well, but is it the door of the church in Wittenberg? That would be helpful to know.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
There's something of a ring to;
Today I condemn to the Great Gumby...
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
none for ages, then suddenly two things strike me at once

Oh say can you see Erin
[Eek!]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Yes, she served me in the shop this afternoon. I have the receipt to prove it.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Affirming Anglo Catholic ken

That's it, ken! Well done! Wooo-hooooo! Niiiiiice cassock! You look great in lace! Ooops, don't let that thurible hit you in the knee. Let that inner A-C come out!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Affirming Anglo Catholic ken

That's it, ken! Well done! Wooo-hooooo! Niiiiiice cassock! You look great in lace! Ooops, don't let that thurible hit you in the knee. Let that inner A-C come out!

And I just love the biretta! You look divine, darling!

Now let's hear you intone the gospel! Hey, great job!

( [Overused] , AR!)

Ross
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Shadrach, Meshach, Myrrh

soon to be followed by Gold, Frankincense, and Abednego?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
There once was a girl Wiff Waff

Well, I know my parents wanted a girl but I assure you I'm really a boy.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Two trees or one in... Myrrh

Depends where you put them, I s'ppose. Though I doubt it's very fertile ground for trees.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Twilight, Faust, Mousethief... Wesley J

Woohoo! It's out! I'm an innie now! [Two face]
 
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Two trees or one in... Myrrh

Depends where you put them, I s'ppose. Though I doubt it's very fertile ground for trees.

or anything else, really
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Catholics - the good...gerbilgranny

In time, the Venerable gerbilgranny, the Blessed gerbilgranny and ultimately St gerbilgranny.

[ 13. July 2008, 18:23: Message edited by: Firenze ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How do you wear your musicalpenguin

Lightly.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
New York as a tourist ratbag

Never been, but isn't that a bit harsh?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
New York as a tourist ratbag

Never been, but isn't that a bit harsh?

There are neighborhoods that qualify.

Ross
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Might as well get there before someone else does...

What's the worst song... lady in red

(I don't actually disagree - I picked the name because I like dressing in red, not because I like the song - who does?)
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Scottish Food &... Alaric the Goth

Sometimes we have to move beyond our comfort zones, and if you're in the Highlands, Gothic dishes just may not be available.

Ross
 
Posted by East Price Road (# 13846) on :
 
Scottish Food & Drink ....Wet Kipper

2 in 1

[ 14. July 2008, 20:40: Message edited by: East Price Road ]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Oxford Movement... Bishop's Finger

I don't think I've ever seen a bishop make an Oxford movement with his (or her!) finger...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is the worst song... glockenspiel

Close. Veeeeeeeeeeery close.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Walking around the Surfing Madness brings to mind a nice sunny beach, full of nice fit surfer bods. MmmMMMm.
 
Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :
 
State Funeral for Margaret.... The Royal Spaniel

Do the corgi's get one as well?
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Prayer requests 2008... Margaret

With all those Thatcher threads on the Ship, I think she needs our prayers!
 
Posted by Margaret (# 283) on :
 
I do!!! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
I really can't be...Campbellite

Oh go on - try

[ 15. July 2008, 21:13: Message edited by: Firenze ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Liberal approaches... Spawn

...verrrry carefully. (Wear oven mitts.)

Ross
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Scottish food and cod

Deep fried in batter of course
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Twilight, Faust, Mousethief... ReverendMike

(Sings:) One of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't fit in!

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I really can't mousethief

There there, Faust, don't be sad. So few really can.
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Twilight, Faust, Mousethief...Pearl B4 Swine

That seems a bit harsh--Twilight may be a pearl, but I hardly think of Faust and Mousethief as swine.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
If you cannot love mousethief... then you're a heartless bastard, that's what.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
If you cannot love... mousethief

Ehem... [Killing me]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
beecha. [Razz]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Children, children, please! There's enough of me for all to love.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
We could have a competition of best follow-ups on that one. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can an ordained non-Anglican... Pootle

I'm sure they can. Especially as they don't need to hurry to Lambeth.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
If you could work at... Zealot en vacance,

you wouldn't really enjoy it, as it's your holiday.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Serious Scientific... cygnus

Most swans, however, are liberal arts majors in spite of the newfound avian interest in the sciences.

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Gene Robinson and the duchess

...are just good friends?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Gene Robinson and the duchess

...are just good friends?

I think that's a pretty sure thing.

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Central altar with The Galloping Granny

...an she runs round and round and round and...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Your ways of saving Lady R of Ashwood

Pitch a Revival Tent on the lawns of Ashwood Magna
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a girl.... Wiff Waff

But I thought ... wait ... isn't ...

Okay now I'm really confused.
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Is it time again for........Wiff Waff?

Already?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Your ways of saving... Max.

I'm afraid it's time for a full-bore intervention.

Ross
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Your ways of saving... Max.


Convert him back to Anglicanism [Snigger]

[ 19. July 2008, 21:22: Message edited by: Spike ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
...and to good music!

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What is the worst song Sparrow

Presumably the one that is out of tune.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Would you kill your mousethief

Wouldn't you rather just call me to Hell? [Help]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Recent problem with... Kelly Alves

Oh, surely not!

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
A question about the Myrrh

doubtless this too will end up in Hell!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Recent problem with Golden Key

Age-old problem: gold is too malleable and doesn't work very well as a key.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Marriage - a duty to... Eutychus

Let's hope there some joy and fun as well. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gene Robinson and the... Low Treason

Some would call it High Treason. [Help]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Would you kill your Father Gregory

No, and don't call me Gregory.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bug off! PrettyFly

It's a bug's life.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Feast of Title - Holy Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

...Batman!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Would you kill your... pimple

Been there, done that, and though it may be messy, it feels just soooo good.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
A Candle is Burning ostiarius

Well you'd think ostiarius could move. It's not rocket science. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Would you kill your...Choirboy

If he is late on that entrance one more time, I cannot answer for the consequences.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Candle is burning Bishop's Finger

Time to get some bigger candles! And get the poor Bishop some aloe.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Walking Around the... Pants

Look: do pick them up and do the laundry now. They're not gonna wash themselves, are they? [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
UBB Practice Thread (James the Confident)

If you're that confident, why the need to practice? [Smile]
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
July Fitness Race... To the Pain

That's not a destination I particularly want to reach, myself, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Italian translation... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

That would be Infradito Ecclesiastico, if I'm not mistaken.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Would you kill your Josephine

ARE YOU MAD?!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The depths of human Marvin the Martian

Isn't there an oxymoron in there somewhere?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to... guinness girl

Pure bliss! Cheers!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Great American Sine Nomine

Well, I'd say he's a pretty good American....
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
How do you stop being Mama Thomas

Well I suppose you could re-marry and be Mama someone-else....
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The Great American... Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
...even if it's a kinda furrin-sounding sort of name.

How do you stop being a... Sober Preacher's Kid
Well, you can always start hitting the bottle, but I'm afraid that once a PK, always a PK. Sorry about that!

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Café now testing Advocatus Diaboli

..which will later be unleashed on all Shipmates!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
how do you stop being Vaticanchic

There's a hand ful of ways


or, if "chic" rhymes with "click" rather than "clique/oblique", wear ugg boots
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Walking around the moonlit door

Not through it? How perverse!
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Oh, and just to add. I've now got that phrase going round my head to the tune of 'Rockin' around the Christmas Tree', which is most annoying. So I thought I'd share the torture!
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
Thanks for nothing!

I confess that I am... Alaric the Goth

I think that's going to be a productive thread.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Affirming Anglo Catholic Zar

...and there was silly me thinking a Zar would Russian Orthodox!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
What to wear with a lily pad

I don't know, but I'd be inclined to grab whatever else was to hand as quickly as possible.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How do you seek the Hedgerow Priest

Well not by sitting in the farmhouse, that's for sure.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How do you stop being... Anglican_Brat

I imagine you either convert to something else, or mature.

Ross
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What they never told Twilight
'The darkness is coming...'

The Apostolic way of interpreting §Andrew
Please tell, I've been trying to understand him for years.. [Biased]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
How to explain PentEcclesiastic

I dunno. May be a five-way all round fiery spiritual experience in rainbow vestments!!
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
I Confess That I am Random Cathoholic

Your sins are forgiven. Go, and sin no more.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I can't believe they named... Mousethief

Let the one without an odd screen name cast the first stone...

(Don't look at me!)

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Anyone care to explain Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras

Many have tried but some things defy explanation.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What Would Jesus Tattoo? Wesley J

Thank you, Lord. [Paranoid]

At least it's not, 'who'? Or is that stigmata then?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Trisagion ... Trisagion

<adds *Trisagion* for propriety>
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What to wear with a... Hedgerow Priest

Something in green would clearly be very befitting.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I can't believe they Moo

Well don't have a cow about it.

(We need more shipmates whose names are verbs!)
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Jesus is my boyfriend, ten thousand difficulties I can think of some obvious ones.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
In Purgatory we have:

Proposed change to Gwai

but we like her like she is now!

Whilst in Ecclesiantics we have:

Modern churches post leo

why are we speculating when he is with us still?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Hideous and/or tasteless Lamb Chopped.

I'll have the fish then.
 
Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
No doubt set up by someone wanting to get in FLP... Pity about the lack of comma, but currently running in Purg: Witness My Rear End mousethief

AG
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Hideous and/or tasteless... Piglet
You just need the right rub and a good smoker and that will correct that problem.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Stop taking the fucking RooK

I hate playing chess with you!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Schools today: good... Smudgie

Yes, I think she's indeed doing a marvellous job! [Smile]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Don't call them obese pants

[Eek!]
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
What should be done ... rugasaw

About time some recognized my authority.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How do you organize... comet

I am so not even going to try!

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What to wear with a Rossweisse

Mormon underwear? [Two face]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
In One Sentence Define...mousethief

An impossible task!
 
Posted by Wildfire (# 213) on :
 
In one sentence define .. Wildfire

But I guess that only amuses me!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Creative ideas for... ten thousand difficulties

Keep your suggestions coming! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The secret sign of... Jengie Jon

I've always wondered what that avatar might be!

Ross
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Creative Ideas for ...Paddy O'Furniture

Oh, a nice micro-fiber over semi-firm foam would be lovely.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Ananias and Sapphira Lamb Chopped

Well, that's one way of putting it.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Fire tunnel Waterchaser
 
 
$6.50 per hour. Own hose an advantage.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Phelps-watch Petrified

A stone which, in that context, could be put to good use, methinks.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The Russians went down to Matins

Odd, I thought the Romans went to Matins.

[ubb glitch]

[ 09. August 2008, 15:01: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Don't call them obese Pants

Just XXXL then.

{Still can't do code}

[ 09. August 2008, 19:25: Message edited by: Balaam ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Colors for Feast of multipara

Hmm, how about cerise and lemon?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Sometiems a FLP arises that is just so obvious you almost feel dirty calling it to notice.

In one sentance describe Lamb Chopped

(sigh) Lamb that is Chopped. There you go.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Hymns I'd rescue from Max

Where do I start? The list is endless.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The higher the candle, Cardinal Pole Vault

I'm not sure a wax pole would work very well in the heat.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Off to see the Wizard (Lothlorien)

No, Galadriel isn't a wizard, she's an elvin queen. Sheesh.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Altar Call vs... fusilli

The latter, if I'm hungry.
 
Posted by _Feh (# 10899) on :
 
The Altar Call vs.... Moo

Which will be more moving?
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Chasubles - Pancho

I guess Chasubles DO look kind of like ponchos, don't they?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Ain't no altars on Bullfrog

Which is well, since altars are large and heavy, and bullfrogs are comparatively small and squishy.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to RooK

That's a bit harsh, isn't it?
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
What brings tears to Cottontail

I imagine the deaths of Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter might upset her a bit [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Who am I? (Wesley J)

You are Wesley J! [Big Grin] (putting brackets round the answer doesn't make it invisible)
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Kappelmeisters dress Up In Smoke

Aaahhh!! Fire! Fire! [Help]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Don't call them obese Moo

The PC term for Fat Cow?
 
Posted by _Feh (# 10899) on :
 
Why Do People Hate.... Lamb Chopped
Most people don't.. unless they're PETA.
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
Hymns I'd rescue from The Royal Spaniel

Well, I'd be worried about O Bone Jesu...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
A short while ago we had one of the eternal questions in Kerygmania:

What do you mean by rabcpresbyterian?

I'm not sure it is answerable.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Otter

I must have missed the first Otter recipe: stew or pan-fried?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Yup [Biased]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why do some people Cardinal Pole Vault

I think it's the red hats that cause it.
 
Posted by Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known (# 11399) on :
 
The end of Y-hw-h . . . Nunc Dimittis

I suppose it IS time for dismissal.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What brings tears to piglet?

Apple sauce?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What brings tears to ... Gort

Oxyacetylene?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Sewing machines Left at the Altar

Well I suppose if you're all out of bullocks an' turtledoves an' stuff...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why do some people Sha_Sha?

Well, I think it is just since they started putting fluoride in the water.
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
People who mess with RuthW

What are they thinking?!? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
People who mess with... Foaming Draught

are liable to end up with a sticky mess.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The new, improved,... RooK

He's sweet, he's cuddly, he's tolerant, he's.... lovable! [Big Grin]

Ross
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ewwwww.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
People, look East (especially... Lamb Chopped

Yeah, enough with the looking West already.

Ross
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Another excuse to look PrettyFly

I don't need an excuse [Cool]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Another one bites the... Brazilian Episcoterian

What's he done now? Does he really look that yummy? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Here! Take that, you... Gort

BONG!! CLUNK!!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
From one of my rare visits to Purgatory

Sex for people with Wiff Waff

Please take a ticket from the dispenser, take a seat and wait until your number is called.

[Okay, I know it's me but it was too good an opportunity to miss!]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The future of the ecumenical Max.

[Two face]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
How to....... post...Gort

I think it would be best to put him through a metal crusher first then send normally.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
How do you organise ... Zappa oh ye gods ... there's not a few people who have asked that IRL [Tear]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Where might I get a chap

Ah, the eternal question [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
People Who Mess with Moo

Cow tippers?
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Here! Take that, you... Gort

BONG!! CLUNK!!

quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
How to....... post...Gort

I think it would be best to put him through a metal crusher first then send normally.

Hey! I may have a hard shell finish but my inside is all chewy nougat.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The recipe thread: another Dormouse

Yes, well I would imagine that just one does not add much.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
London meets walking landlubber

[Ultra confused] sounds like one of those really bad 50's horror movies!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The new, improved Wiff Waff

But how can you improve upon perfection?

[Cool]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Transitioning to academic Anselm

Is there any other kind?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a girl full of chips

You could tell by the size of her hips...
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
[Killing me] You really ought to post that on the limerick thread, MT.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Do protestants accept Antisocial Alto

A: I don't know what to make of that new girl over there...she's so quiet!

B: Oh, come, dear. At least she's not Catholic.

A: Are you sure?
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Gender of the Holy (Custard)

Theologians had long puzzled over this question...
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Gender of the Holy Custard

But maybe the debate should be what colour custard for Epiphany.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by MiceElf:
Gender of the Holy Custard

But maybe the debate should be what colour custard for Epiphany.

I'm sure the first is a Dead Horse and the second belongs in Ecclesiantics.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Just be an evangelical John Donne

Without all the mistresses, presumably?
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Do Protestants accept Mama Thomas

Almost certainly not!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sex for people with amber

I've got to ask: amber what?
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
Who is a Christian? Marvin the Martian

Ha! Proof! Suck on that, exclusivists! [Biased] [Razz]
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Abortion, infertility... (Multipara)

Hmmm, ironic I think.

(definition of multipara)
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Sex for people with amber


Personally my thoughts would be "Blimey, that was never explained as one of the terms and conditions of membership in the SoF joining instructions!!..." [Big Grin] [Killing me]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Love, Love, Love... Ten Thousand Difficulties

Oh come now, too great opression for a tender thing.
 
Posted by Pants (# 999) on :
 
Here's one I raised...(Bishops Finger)

Surely bishops shouldn't raise a finger at anyone!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Greek Orthodox... Spiffy

Aha! Yet another convert to The Plot™!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Now, look here, you...mousethief

Hand me back those rodents, pronto!

(I think I may be channeling the resident orange cat on this one...)

Ross
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Is it time again for mousethief

Was it ever not?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Hymns, beer, and Incarnational ... leo

So that would be a sort of happy-drunk hymn-singing Aslan figure, then?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
( [Overused] Zappa!)

Do protestants accept...mousethief

I would imagine that it all depends upon context.

Ross
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
As a Christian Should Organ Builder

We're all supposed to build each other up in Christ. Even her.
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
What ever happened to....Pearl B4 Swine

Beats me! This morning I was about 49, and lookin' good.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Where two or three LostinChelsea

Just walk south until you hit the river.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Integrated, all in one - the giant cheeseburger! A well-flavoured, highly nutritious blend of cheese, tomato sauce, lettuce, burger, fries and the pickle of your choice, all blended together into an exceptionally smooth puree and poured into a designer hollow in one of our specially designed ball-shaped Ultrasoft Burger Buns™, ideal for people with digestive problems, or those who have no teeth. Optional straws can be provided if requested at checkout.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ireland. Help, why... Max.

Is that the Irish crying out in despair? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Um... Ancient Mariner

OK, but I only remember snippets, myself.

Instead of the cross,
the albatross
about my neck was hung

.............

Day after day,
Day after day,
we (something) nor drift or motion

As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

.........

Water, water, everywhere
But not a drop to drink

.........

He prayeth best
Who loveth best
All things both great and small

For the dear God who madeth us
He made and loveth all.

[ 01. September 2008, 00:05: Message edited by: Angel Wrestler ]
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
Do Protestants accept SAndrew.

Generally not, if those on the Ship are a representative sample!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Atheism: Another Form of Myrrh

Would a rose by any other name...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What brings tears to... GoodCatholicLad

A BadProtestantGirl, perhaps?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Twilight, please get Erin

Oh dear. Has she tottered out the back door of the Home again?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Mad Geo: I've got a Gildas

And I'm not afraid to use it...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
'Erect' Jesus sparks Wiffle

...as well it might!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Mad Geo: I've got a Wood

TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI! TMI!
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Mad Geo: I've got a Mad Geo

Well, I should hope so.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
A nagging concern about mousethief

Eventually all those mice are gonna rise up and rebel. I'm just saying.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
But wait! There's more!

What is the worst song downunder?

"It's a Mistake" by Men at Work.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Atheism - a form of Afghan

It never kept me warm at night.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Why is European Christianity Angloid

Must be the Anglican Plot™.
 
Posted by Quercus (# 12761) on :
 
Whatever happened to fletcher christian

He ended up on Pitcairn Island and had loads of descendants, IIRC.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Whatever happened to Josephine?

She was just fine when she left for the train this morning. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
A nagging concern about Kelly Alves

Only one?

[Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
A nagging concern about...Kelly Alves

How serious is she about that whole axe thing?

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Salvation: Biblical fusilli

I like the idea of getting to heaven on a wave of pasta!
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Out of the mouths of... Esmeralda

She has more than one? Goodness.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kentishmaid:
Out of the mouths of... Esmeralda

She has more than one? Goodness.

White woman she speak with forked tongue.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
sons of God Moo

Is that just the Low church sort?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Kingdom of God within Moo

See a world within a grain of sand...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
sons of God Moo

Is that just the Low church sort?

Wiff Waff, that is appalling! [Killing me]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
sons of God Moo

Is that just the Low church sort?



Wiff Waff, that is appalling! [Killing me]


[Big Grin]

Thank'ee kindly, ma'am - I do my best.

And now we have:

Truly Terrible TV Zappa

That tiara just doesn't go with the tutu and the day-glo orange leg warmers!

[Should TV go in PeteC's acronyms thread?]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
And there's me thinking a TV Zappa was a slang name for a remote control...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Who is a Christian? (Marvin the Martian)

Church Universal!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
How to get rid of a Otter

Unfit even for the recipe thread?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Salvation: Biblical...Chief of Sinners

I'm not sure quite which one that would be. Judas? Jezibel? There are so many possibilities!

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How to get rid of a... Zappa

Push 'im of the stage into an orchestra pit. [Frown]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Salvation: Biblical...Chief of Sinners

I'm not sure quite which one that would be. Judas? Jezibel? There are so many possibilities!

Ross

And say you know your scriptures. 1 Tim 1:15.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
There once was a girl Wiff Waff

...and she was a fabulous little angel just like her male counterpart.

[Cool]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hell and its practical... cosmic dance

That's about the upcoming Big Bang experiment, isn't it? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why do so few Americans Janine?

That is one of life's great mysteries.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Receiving Communion in Thurible

[Eek!] But I shouldn't be surprised after some of the customs I've learnt about down in Eccles!
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
TiaraTiaraTiara, you beat me to it by 30 seconds.
Would that be like Hot Mulled Wine?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
And say you know your scriptures. 1 Tim 1:15.

Oh, I know, but -- as someone who gets a lot of press releases -- it reads like mere self-promotion to me. I prefer to take such claims with a grain of salt.

Ross

[ 09. September 2008, 18:34: Message edited by: Rossweisse ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
For the Chequered Flag... the giant cheeseburger

Fast food prizes for fast car rices, erm, races.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Kingdom of God within Kid Who Cracked

Cracked? I'm surprised he didn't explode!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Is it time again for... mousethief

O no, I've missed his appearance! My watch is slow!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Walking around the Pants

Just pick them up and put them in the effing hamper!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
hamper? Oh no, not another pond difference!

ewwwww, I don't want pants in here [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Make me a Schroedinger's Cat.

OK, then.

*poof!*

You're a Scchroedinger's Cat.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Why is the Song of Moo

Because the singer is a cow?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
laundry hampers
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
I Confess That I am North East Quine

How can we possibly make the punishment fit the crime for something as bad as that?
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Does this make Hitchens... Garden Hermit

Nah, I don't think he became a hermit... He is still opposing Christianity and all...
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
My church needs PrettyFly

Well frankly, who doesn't? [Angel]

[ 12. September 2008, 19:31: Message edited by: PrettyFly ]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
hamper? Oh no, not another pond difference!

ewwwww, I don't want pants in here [Ultra confused]

That thar is a picnic basket without its dishes and flatware and implements of culinary destruction. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Hazey*Jane (# 8754) on :
 
much misunderstood Hazey Jane

...I love it when the Ship knows how I'm feeling.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Does it matter whether Kenwritez

In these days when everyone types, I suppose not.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
...but he has such beautiful penmanship!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I'm free and he's not Leo

Well if compatible star signs is all it takes...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Refreshing French Sober Preacher's Kid

Thus enabling him to imbibe some of their own lovely wines. Cheers!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I'm free and he's not...mousethief

There is only one! [Big Grin]

Ross
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
World's most hideous ChaliceGirl

I prefer most beatiful competitions myself.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Today I condemn to Moo.....

....all the animals in the world except cows, which I shall condemn to baa.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a girl Hart

She was such a dear.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Having a Lot of Kids = infinite monkey

Well, if enough people have enough kids, I suppose we could get really really close to that limit...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
World's Most Hideous...... GoodCatholicLad

Max.


[Killing me] No, only joking. [Killing me] Really. [Killing me]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Walking Around the...Tea gnome

...admiring it from every angle...

Ross
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
If you won't save yourself...Moo

Goats, sheep, and now cows?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The world's most hideous Triple Tiara

Opals, pearls and jade? What were they thinking?
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Does Christ want a ...Sharkshooter?

Always handy to have one available for those walking-on-water demos, I'd say
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
World's most hideous...Oremus

It's a great little website, but some of those MIDI files are just plain ugly.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Taking Communion in...Fuzzipeg

It's a little-known suburb of Winnipeg, where the churchmanship is regrettably Low. Taking communion there can involve creativity, and patience.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
World's most hideous...moveable_type

I'm sure there's a font uglier than Comic Sans MS, but I don't want to try to read it.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Barbecue to you?.... piglet

Don't mind if I do. Yum.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Rats, MT! You beat me to it!

[Overused]

Ross
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What's your guilty ... Lolly? That, my friends, is none of your business. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Put yourself in their Spike

No! Shan't! [Eek!]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
People who mess with Pimple ... end up with nasty scars. Just leave it alone! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Married Clergy? [From...MartinL

...who really wrote the book on restoring the married clergy, back in the day...

Having lots of kids=... alienfromzog

Well, that's one possible explanation.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Married Clergy? [From...MartinL

...who really wrote the book on restoring the married clergy, back in the day...

Wot? Did married clergy go away then? [Confused] [Two face]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Arguing with God (Badger Lady)
With that name, she's the woman to do it, I guess!

Why is the Song of mousethief
Why indeed.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Does Christ want a primrose path

I don't think so. "Nevertheless not my will but thine be done."
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
A quick re-punctuation gives us:

Recipe thread - another Trudy: Scrumptious
 
Posted by Caty. (# 11996) on :
 
Anyone seen... Arrietty

Have you tried looking with a magnifying glass? (And be careful where you tread until you find her.)

[ 17. September 2008, 11:35: Message edited by: Caty. ]
 
Posted by ephemera (# 13355) on :
 
Put yourself in their ... kitten.

That's one big kitty cat ... meoooowww.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Does Christ want a mousethief

Why wouldn't He? I'm so cuddly-cute!
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
I'm just hoping Kitten will post on the 'Does Christ want a" thread... [Razz]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Currently Heaven is offering:

The new, improved ken

Whilst Purgatory has:

Does Christ want a ken

Well, he might now the improvements have been completed [Biased]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
What's your guilty Angel Wrestler tickles me somehow.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.

Copycat.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does it matter whether Jason I. Am
Probably not unless you care whether Jason U. Aren't.

Walking Around the Wiff Waff
Shouldn't that be "Walking Awound the Wiff Waff"?

Is it time again for mousethief
Oh, I suspect he'll be back to this thread with his usual regularity! [Smile]
 
Posted by Geneviève (# 9098) on :
 
What's your guilty pleasure, Jonathan Strange?

Oh, wait, that might be TMI [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
If Sarah Palin were...Rossweisse

...the campaign would be very, very different.

Oh, and falsettists would be in a lot more in danger than moose....even though they don't taste nearly as good when marinated in a red wine sauce.

Ross

[ 19. September 2008, 03:59: Message edited by: Rossweisse ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
If Sarah Palin were ...Jonathan Strange

Yeah well ... that thread is made for FLP
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Does Christ want a Primrose Path?

I think he'd prefer a palm-strewn one.
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
If Sarah Palin were... Thurible

I bet lots of guys would want to give her a good thuring.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Places to stay in London - Yangtze

Uh, sorry to break it to you, but the Yangtze is in China.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Does Christ want a...Primrose Path

It certainly isn't one he chose.

Copycat.
[Razz]

And Chorister makes three. (I'm not sure how that happened. Doesn't she have to read all this crap? [Biased] )
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to... teddybear

... be-biked Hell's Angels everywhere!

They're hard, it's soft,
and from aloft
comes penitence they cannot dare.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
And Chorister makes three. (I'm not sure how that happened. Doesn't she have to read all this crap? [Biased] )

The requirement is to read - not necessarily remember....

Anyway, all three comments were original. Mine, of course, was the best. [Biased]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Ah. That's how you survive being a Circus host. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to...comet

Oooooh, me, please???????????????
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
World's most hideous ChaliceGirl

The mind reels at the possibilities. Does she dump the wine down your shirt? Spit in the cup? Deny it to people she doesn't like? Chew gum while chalicing? Say something blasphemous? Drop the cup and damage it? All of the above? [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Matrix (# 3452) on :
 
does a victim have greyface

yes, i suppose they often do..

M
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
The Public is Thick Foaming Draught

You are what you eat.

Matrix Matrix

I fell through the rabbit hole, only to find that it led to another rabbit hole. Post modernism meets quantum physics. Could someone please show me the way back to reality? I don't like it in here...
 
Posted by Caty. (# 11996) on :
 
Three reasons you are in Ender's shadow

Er, it's cooler here, I won't get sunburned, and he's keeping the sun out of my eyes. Will that do?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Does a victim have...mousethief

No. In fact, a victim, under these circumstances, would have no mouse at all.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Suffering Servant (tclune)

It's hard work being a Purgatory host.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Three reasons you are in Hel

Uh-oh!
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Three all at once which tickled me:

Knitting and all things Otter
Wow. I know about wearing fur, but knitting with it is rather extravagant!

Walking around the Windchaser
Yeah - you jave to walk round him cos he's a lazy windchaser and just stands still and waits for the wind to blow over him!

Suffering Servant (ken)
Poor old ken. Works so hard for all those ungrateful academics and students!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Kids, the Ship and seasick.

The moral of the tale is: Always pack the travel pills, boys and girls.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Intended use of the... pimple

I really don't want to know what you intend to do with it.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why can't I close the Campbellite?

It is indeed a consummation devoutly to be wished!

[Biased]
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Why can't I close the... Campbellite

Because he's got all those pork shoulders on the grill and is calling it "barbecue."
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Is the C of E really ... (ken)

It would save a lot of problems if it was!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The new, improved Rat

...as proven in our laboratory experiments.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Wedding banquets and Oscar the Grouch

There's always that one guest who didn't bring his wedding garment..
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Recipe thread, another...... Moo

That would be a very rare steak, then!
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Wedding banquets and Oscar the Grouch

There's always that one guest who didn't bring his wedding garment..

Now I'm imagining an Oscar-esque version of the parable. Some people's garments aren't stinky enough, so Oscar helpfully dumps trashcans full of rotting fish on them ...
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Building a chapel from Bishops Finger

Presumably working up to a whole Temple of the body?
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Walking around the pants

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Having lots of kids= Barnabas62

Only if you name the first 61 all Barnabas.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
The wedding feast and ... Lamb Chopped.

I've never had chopped lamb at a wedding. Might be good with some of those BBQ styles listed in Heaven.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
OW-ow-ow-ow-OW!!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Uncomfortable with... mousethief

Well, his post count and reputation are a bit frightening, don't you think. [Biased]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
The New Improved...Lilly Rose

A dip in the Styx is sooo invigorating! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus based on Pagan... Chorister

New bestseller by Dan Brown! Film out soon!
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
My First Episcopalian LostInChelsea

My Episcopalians usually get lost in Fulham.
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Uncomfortable with... mousethief

Well, his post count and reputation are a bit frightening, don't you think. [Biased]

At the moment it's Uncomfortable with ... seasick which is surely more explanable!
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Intended Use of the Myrrh

That would be a gift for the baby Jesus.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Bishop Duncan - The Bede's American Successor

Now there's a novel idea!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Okay so what was wrong ... Wildfire

Yep, reckon that'd do it.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is the C of E really Angloid

If the ghost of Thomas Cranmer could but speak....
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Is the C of E really Angloid

If the ghost of Thomas Cranmer could but speak....

Rats! Mousethief beat me to it.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
You'll have to admit it was a natural!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
What can I do with...Rat

Serve it up with ketchup a la Discworld dwarf cuisine?

[ 03. October 2008, 21:27: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Do I have an immortal Divine Outlaw Dwarf?

Well, if you do, then I want one. They sound cool.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Churches dedicated crunt

That's St. Crunt to you, thank you very much.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Bishop Bennison found the coiled spring

It was behind the sofa with Jesus.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Mousethief Curiosity Killed...

But the deputy she did not shoot.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Just enjoying this particular juxtaposition:

When the left wing Mad Geo
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
I think it would be a crazy, lucky shot if they could wing him- he's wily. [Cool]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Peter Mandelson really?? Obnoxious Snob

Yeeeeees, some would say just that. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Should ministers clean Janine

Well, somebody's got to do it!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Kelly Alves meets the ... Qoheleth

It was a dark and stormy night ...

[ 08. October 2008, 23:10: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Anglican priest says... Chill

Sage advice.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Massage Student seeks... duchess

To soften royal stance. How noble!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Kelly Alves meets the ... Qoheleth

It was a dark and stormy night ...

Nice one. Very Cthuluesque.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Kelly Alves meets the... Kelly Alves

Always good to be in touch with yourself.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Crowd encouraged boy... cliffdweller

To no longer dwell. Indeed. [Frown] [Votive]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Cheap wines for tough Welsh dragon

How the mighty have fallen.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Should Ministers clean...Belle Ringer
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Declaring the terminal... Sioni Sais

... open! Indeed, it was high time that Sioni Sais had his own terminal. And I bet it'll work much better that Heathrow T5. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Trance and the contemplative Wiffle
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Cheap wines for tough...piglet
Marinate it in some of the wine long enough -- and swill enough of the rest of it while you cook -- and you can render just about anything edible.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
3 reasons you are in... Forthview

1. the view of the Forth, 2. going for a leisurely stroll around the Forth, 3. the very pleasant food and drinks on offer
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Self-referencing, but I chuckled:

3 reasons you are in Triple Tiara

1. I am Pope
2. I am Bishop of Rome
3. I am Vicar of Christ

Those good enough?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
dogwonderer, yorick,...Sioni Sais

<sings> "One of these things is not like the others; one of these things doesn't fit in..."

Ross
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Is it time again for...Pimple

[Ultra confused] (Checks mirror)
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Have you tried Proactive Refining Mask? [Smile]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
dogwonderer, yorick...Gort

Matter and anti-matter
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Orthodox "sacrifice...Matt Black

[Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Why isn't Thomas Merton Angloid

Well he's a Trappist, innit?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Calling all fashionistas... Geneviève

How on earth would you identify which one you wished to consult?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
'Britain's got the... Hel

Must be the credit crunch. [Devil]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
The Munx have found Brian M

down the back of the sofa
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Redundant, I know.
The munx have found....Pearl B4 Swine

I once was lost, but now, I'm found !
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
There once was a girl... Stevie Boy Wonder

Ok, now I'm really confused...
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Just think how I feel! [Eek!]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Let's offend jedijudy

I don't know, it seems a bit mean to gang up on her like that. ITTWACW!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I think it actually takes a lot to offend The Organist of the Jedi Temple. Judy's pretty cool.

Ross
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Tired of being the Spawn

I've heard tell that you can divorce your parents, these days.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What is rationality? Socratic-enigma

bi-la kaifa.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
You keep using that Spike

Ouch.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Tired of being the...Paddy O'Furniture

That's right, dammit! We want to be drawing room furniture now--much classier and no rainwater on your butt!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
How can I know I am...Chorister

Let's see...

A) Do I fit into her clothes?
B) Do I have keys to her house and car?
C) Do I co-host the Circus? (I can tell by the large bottle of painkillers next to the computer.)
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Strange phrases in... Firenze


Tua madre si veste divertente.


Puoi scegliere i tuoi amici e potrete scegliere il vostro naso, ma non puoi scegliere il tuo amico del naso.

e


Santo Gesù su un cracker!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:
How can I know I am...Chorister

Let's see...

A) Do I fit into her clothes?
B) Do I have keys to her house and car?
C) Do I co-host the Circus? (I can tell by the large bottle of painkillers next to the computer.)

Now, let's see....
A) no. [Confused] (too much chocolate and cheese)
B) yes - if I can find them
C) am I in denial?

hmmmm, now I'm not sure if I'm Chorister or not....
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
What is your favourite Spike

Milligan, probably.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
(Please remember that, even in the Circus, we like posts to be in English. Even Firenzan or Klingon needs a translation!
Chorister, Host.)
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
But...they speak Italian in Firenze!

But I repent.

Soin English:

Your Mama dresses you funny.

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

Holy Jesus on a cracker!
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
How can I know I am ... Marvin the Martian

Tricky, but a little green helmet, a malfunctioning raygun and a habit of being blown up in amusing ways would all point in that direction.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
You keep using that Kitten

Just put it down.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Laetare and recovering LynnMagdalenCollege

Sounds like a Florence Nightingale type of story.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Old Testament God Kid Who Cracked

Is there something we should know?? [Eek!]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Cafe now testing Fletcher Christian

It's not hard Fletcher. There's a menu see, with names of food on it...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
You keep using that... Rev per Minute

Yep, that's because it's pay as you go, and I find that rather handy.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Barack Obama and high-speed Rat

Obama's sunk if they get their hands on that one.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Why do smilies eat... (Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras)
[Eek!] [Frown] [Waterworks] [Paranoid]

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Sprinkling holy water ... Chalice girl

Maybe we should let somebody else have a turn holding the chalice, okay, sweetie? Attagirl.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
What is your favourite Oblatus

I don't really have a favourite. I think they're all lovely.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Sarah Palin. What Next ? Squirrel

She's killed all the wolves, moose and bears - she's going after the rodents now.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Things my 'pet' has (Kitten)

Let me guess, You have a cat.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Who do you pray to? Quizmaster

That must be one for the Knockout Quiz contestants!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How can I know I am...Gamaliel

Look in a mirror, check your ID, ask your mother...

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Songs of Praise and... Jahlove

What a wonderful service it'll be! [Smile]
 
Posted by Thurible (# 3206) on :
 
Addressing God as a... Thurible

I always knew he liked incense!

Thurible
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Addressing God as a Hedgehog

Standby for more from this thread.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Addressing God as a Divine Outlaw Dwarf

Puts a new spin on Lord of the Rings, I suppose!
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Got Linux? WhyNotSmile

After all, it's supposed to be quite good!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Finding Jesus in Old Wiffle

See? The cracks in the old plastic line up just so, it looks like the old bearded guy himself! I'm tellin' ya, man! I found Jesus!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Addressing God as a...Father Gregory

That's a pretty certain, stern and unyielding Deity...

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The new, improved,... Wesley J

Even better - now with mended jumpers! (Hopefully.) [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
has anyone seen Gort?

Well of course at one stage he made it easy, with Gortcam. These days it's trickier.
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
has anyone seen Gort?

Well of course at one stage he made it easy, with Gortcam. These days it's trickier.

[Killing me] I was surprised so many shippies liked to spy on me at the desk. I actually received upset PMs asking why I took it down... they had bookmarked it!

[ 25. October 2008, 06:48: Message edited by: Gort ]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Our Lady appears leo

No, no, the Birthday of the Blessed Virgin Mary is 8 September which makes her, unsuprisingly, a Virgo.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Café now testing Curiosity killed ...

Will she be able to resist? We wish her the best of luck! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What are books for, Mousethief

patient tone
"He has already explained that they're for reading, not for using as decorations on ladders."
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Addressing God as a... (cliffdweller)

It seems overly anthropomorphic to me.

Ross
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Allowed elements at... Sober Preacher's Kid

Oh, it's strictly Welch's Grape Juice in little plastic medicine cups, and cubes of Wonder Bread with the crusts cut off, passed around on trays by elderly gentlemen.

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Addressing God as a... (cliffdweller)

It seems overly anthropomorphic to me.

Ross

More like ornithomorphic.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
How it feels to be... comet

Pretty cool, I'd imagine -- particularly as autumn eases into winter in Alaska...

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Home made statues and... teddybear

Worshipping Rowan Bear?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Addressing God as a ... mousethief

[Paranoid]

Oh Lahd, you are vewwy dextewous ....
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
You got in ahead of me, Zappa!

My comment would be: a mousethief? Isn't everything his including mice? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
His are the mice in a thousand holes.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
I have had a dream that is...Max

Sure you have. He's a nice guy.

Who do you pray to ?
Sandemaniac


And has he ever answered you ? Think.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Christians who carry Hedgerow Priest

... get covered in leaves and other detritus, one presumes.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Addressing God as a Divine Outlaw Dwarf

It's novel, but God is mystery and we must respect those who find their own, special, way to him.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Let's offend rabcpresbyterian

What's that supposed to mean ?
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Missionaries, what..... Wiffle

Well, that's one opinion, I suppose.
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
God be in my... Bishop's Finger

At last, an explanation of the Apostolic Succession!

T.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
You are big, but your... davelarge

No, no, no. How many times do I have to tell you that the correct spelling in this context is you're?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
You are big, but your Left at the Altar

Even big guys have bad days sometimes.
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Addressing God as a[n] Angus McDangley
seems a bit irreverent to me...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
You are big, but ... your Davy Wavy Morrison

maybe not so much.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
How it feels to be Janine

Pretty good, I'd imagine.


You are big, but your PeteC

would thrive in a different climate
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
The new, improved...KenWritez
TAH-DAAAAAAAAAAH!

Christians who carry (the_raptor)
Need thick gauntlets and a face shield. And not to look like a mouse.

You are big, but your...Left at the Altar
Damn that weight limit!

Off to See the Wizard...rexory
Because the Wizard Steve-O is on his lunch break.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Atheist bendy buses... CrookedCucumber

Especially while bending.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
You are big, but your...Matt Black

So you don't reflect much light.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
How will we know Tazman

Does he have any distinguishing features ?

Is it time again for Wiff-Waff

Any time is Wiff-Waff time
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Calling French-speakers Melon

I can see why that might upset them.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Help, Help I'm being Sir Pellinore

Calm down, it'll pass.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
The new improved Welsh dragon

Bigger and better than before isn't it but doesn't fit on the bloody flag any more see.

[ 29. October 2008, 15:59: Message edited by: rabcpresbyterian ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Christians who carry the_raptor

...tend to be carniverous?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
You are big, but you're Divine, Outlaw Dwarf

OK, OK, so I added a bit of punctuation...
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Addressing God as a CrookedCucumber

Nice trick if you can do it.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
a woman's right: CrookedCucumber

[Hot and Hormonal]

[ 30. October 2008, 12:17: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Calling French-speakers Zwingli

Calling them Calvin would make more sense, it seems to me.

[ 30. October 2008, 15:15: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Who am I? Wesley J

Bit of a giveaway there, innit. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How would you know vw man

Ummmm ... would he be driving a VW?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Addressing God As Fr. Gregory.

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

Does anyone have a brochure for the Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Church of the Blind Chihuahua? The Church of Groove?

[Biased] [Angel]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Addressing God as a leo

Wait...isn't He supposed to be a lamb?

Oh, no. God has to be a Capricorn. His birthday is in December, after all.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
You are big, but your [sic] Sine Nomine

Well, that is another way to address G_d.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Addressing God as a... cliffdweller

He dwelleth here, he dwelleth there, the Lord God dwelleth everywhere!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Church: A home for Bullfrog.

Where? In the font?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The communal refrigerator... Left at the Altar

Oy! You! The House of God ain't no dump, mate! Go ye and repent, and recycle!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What's wrong with the Max.

Do you mean that awful stuff made by Pepsico?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What's wrong with the Thurible

Hmmm, have you tried lighting the charcoal?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Today I Condemn to Twilight

Watch out for idiots riding/driving vehicles without lights then.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
How I learned to stop Myrrh

Will exchange secret method in return for Papal Indulgence.
 
Posted by Hiro's Leap (# 12470) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
How I learned to stop Myrrh

Gaah, you beat me to it! I also liked:

How I learned to stop the_raptor.
Hide behind a T-Rex?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Help, help, I'm being babybear

And someone's eaten my porridge and broken my chair...
 
Posted by Hiro's Leap (# 12470) on :
 
I can't believe they moo.

Just try squeezing an udder.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The communal refrigerator... ten thousand difficulties

Quite.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Help help, I'm being ... duchess
crosses to bare, and all that [Biased]


[Edit: bare??????? [Hot and Hormonal] Freudian slip, obviously. Be afraid, Duchess, be very afraid!]

[ 01. November 2008, 18:03: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
How I learned to stop Marvin the Martian

All it took was a carrot and a lot of chutzpah.
 
Posted by ephemera (# 13355) on :
 
Left Over Candy piglet

and no one to watch you suck out the soft pink center...delightful!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Help help, I'm being... Gort

[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why do you use the... M.

Coz M's part of the alphabet [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How I learned to stop... Triple Tiara

Book available now, only £29.99. - Free extract, p. 66: : "... and then I started singing 'Jesus is my boyfriend'..."
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
The political junkie (ken)

Says it all, really.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Peter Mandelson, really??? the coiled spring

Well, it certainly explains how he keeps bouncing back.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
When to move on from Twilight

Half an hour after sunset, civilly speaking.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus Christ Returning... RooK

Had he nicked him?
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Councils ban the use of HangarQueen

We'll have Republican aeroplanes, thank you very much. None of these fancy monarchs about the place.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Jesus Christ Returning... RooK

Had he nicked him?

KxR (K1 to KB1)
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Christmas Cards bit Ancient Mariner

At last. Seasonal Greetings with teeth.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Christmas cards bit, Curiosity killed...

It's all a lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Jesus Christ Returning... RooK

Had he nicked him?

KxR (K1 to KB1)
[Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
How does God reveal..crookedcucumber

If I know him, with a flourish. He's a big show off.
 
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on :
 
Hell (in the bible) (leo)

Well, there's Daniel in the lions' den, of course, but it's not Hell as such, is it?
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
You shall love the Garden Hermit

Coz he's a bit lonely.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Newly discovered biblical Stoker

Keep those hellfires burning!
 
Posted by Potoroo (# 13466) on :
 
How would you know...Tazman

By her avatar, of course!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Potoroo:
How would you know...Tazman

By her avatar, of course!

I thought it was by the "Hi! My Name Is..." sticker she was wearing.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Help, help, I'm being Joyeux

If I see that as being a problem, I suppose that means I'm overdue at the therapist's.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
When to move on from...orfeo

You know the signs:

1. He doesn't call, write, email or answer text messages as he used to.
2. When you do talk to him, he seems eager to cut short any conversation with you.
3. He finds reasons to return your gifts.
4. Suddenly you smell a different perfume in his rooms.
5. He has difficulty looking you in the eye.
6. Instead of nutritious, cruelty-free and environmentally sound nutloaf, tufu and organic ghee in his fridge, you find herbed pork loin, smoked Gruyere, Guinness, and non-fair trade strawberries!
7. His evenings are taken up with new "friends."
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sarah Palin. What Next? comet

I say, bring it on! [Big Grin]

Comet for Alaska Governor! Kick ass! Comet knows Africa is a continent! Comet can see Alaska from comet's window! [Yipee]
 
Posted by RadicalWhig (# 13190) on :
 
US election results - Amazing Grace
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
450th Anniversary of ... Zach82 ...he's an old bugga, isn't he? I presume he's past the stinketh stage.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Not the first against Lyda*Rose

Lyda, most of us are still your friends!

(That'll be a fruitful thread for this one!)
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
One of these days one my posts will be up long enough for someone to put it in FLP...(sniff sniff)
 
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on :
 
Ship of Fools mugs babybear

Hey, that's not fair, she's only a small bear!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by KenWritez:
One of these days one my posts will be up long enough for someone to put it in FLP...(sniff sniff)

KenWritez, it's just that your posts are so clever and stimulating that people want to reply instantly!
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Oh say can you see..Pigwidgeon

Yes, over there, behind the potted plant.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Encounters with the Earwig

One of David Attenborough's lesser known projects. Alas I think it went straight to video.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Suitable responses...Moo

"Alex, I'll take 'Farm Animal Calls' for $200, please."
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Why do smilies eat Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras?

They've been reading KenWritez's recipes.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Encounters with the Hare Today

None. Had a nice rabbit stew on Saturday though.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Sarah Palin. What Next? comet

I say, bring it on! [Big Grin]

Comet for Alaska Governor!

[Devil] there are whole rafts of career politicians who just died when you posted that.
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Comet can see Alaska from comet's window! [Yipee]

well GEEZ I should hope so. if not the weather really, really sucks!
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Favourite Movies (Pre-Cambrian)

ooh, Jurassic Park ?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Walking Around the ... lily pad

Doesn't take long. Take a flotation safety device, though, if your net weight is greater than 250 g

(That's been a productive thread for FLP)
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Does anyone ever say Thurible

Thurifers?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Calling all fashionistas...Zappa
"All of you! Yes, you're all Zappa!"

Hatch-battening for...marmot
"Captain, we're taking on water!" "Quickly, man! Batten down the hatches or we might have a wet marmot on our hands! And on ship's furniture!"

Sir Pellinore...Spiffy
Not to mention swavey and de-boner!

See the Wizard:...Zappa
"Wizard Zappa! Munchkin on line two for you!"

Sandals of redemption...Moo
Versus the cowboy boots of grace which whinny.

Grandson of FLP (Famous...Zappa
(What is this? More Zappa? Has SoF become the all-Zappa channel? Sheesh!)

Gay clergy wedding...the coiled spring
"Do you, coiled spring, take this gay clergyperson as your lawful wedded spouse?"

AS: Bell Ringers Meet...Adrian1
"Bell ringers, meet Adrian1. Adrian1, meet bell ringers."

[ 12. November 2008, 17:48: Message edited by: KenWritez ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
A special hell for...Rossweisse

It involves electric guitars, uncomfortable seats, and the ingestion of black pepper.

A special hell for...Sober Preacher's Kid

...chalices, chasubles, uppity women, and the ingestion of communion wine.

Ross

[ 13. November 2008, 03:49: Message edited by: Rossweisse ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Let's offend Smudgie

I take that as my mission in life!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Let's offend Smudgie

I take that as my mission in life!

And you do it so well, my dear! [Razz]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
The effects of perception...CrookedCucumber

Or is is straight ? Depends how you look at it.
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
A special hell for Adeodatus

Why? What's he done?
 
Posted by Rev per Minute (# 69) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by rabcpresbyterian:
The effects of perception...CrookedCucumber

Or is is straight ? Depends how you look at it.

Depends on EU regulations, as far as I understand [Razz]
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
The Pontipines are... Matt Black

Actually, I think they're more of a Red Gloss.
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
RC Bishop Hollis = Chief of Sinners

Really? It looks like someone screwed up pretty badly, then.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
A special hell for... RooK

All singing, all Duchess, 24/7.

(walks off crooning, "Don't stop...buh-leeevin'....")

[ 13. November 2008, 16:11: Message edited by: KenWritez ]
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Kudos to The Man With No Name for the title with the most prolific possibilities for this thread...

A Special Hell for...your favorite pick.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
A special hell for Aunty Doris.

Well, she is a very special lady.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Is it time again for.. dolphy.

Yes, for about 5 more mins!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why do conservative Matins

Because Matins are conservative: they have been part of the liturgy since there has been liturgy.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Laetare and recovering cheesymarzipan

The images that brings to mind are staggering!

[edited so it made some sort of sense]

[ 14. November 2008, 12:15: Message edited by: Wiff Waff ]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Where is Galileo when Horseman Bree

Sounds like the setup of a joke along the lines of "While Gonzo fiddles, George Burns," but surely it needs something! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Is it time again for... ephemera

Oh, always!

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Ship of Fools mugs Doublethink

I knew street crime was on the rise but this is too much!
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
A Special Hell for .. The Coiled Spring

One where he's straightened out, presumably!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Ship of Fools mugs Doublethink

I knew street crime was on the rise but this is too much!

Ship of Fools mugs Alan Creswell

Maybe it's a flash mob type of shipmeet instead of a rash of crime...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Confraternity of the...Thurible

You never saw so much smoke!

Ross
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
A Special Hell for Doublethink

Devil #6: All right, all right. All politicians through this door over here! No pushing, no shoving...

*the screams become more audible as the victims are forced to endure massive waves of cognitive dissonance*
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Kelly Alves meets the Smudgie

Is that the ultimate horror movie?
 
Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :
 
No.

No.

That would be Godzilla vs. Mothra.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
There once was a girl Full of Chips
Who posted some things on the Ship.
But the Famous Last Posts
(Run by the Circus hosts)
Made her the subject of my lame quips!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Good reasons for monthly...Matins

Only monthly? Next you'll be saying it's Eucharist every Sunday...oh
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Do you wonder why God: Liverpool fan

Yes, I would wonder about that, were it true, but everyone knows God is on the side of Everton!

C'mon the Blues!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Pity the porn stars cosmic dance

Ah, the horizontal foxtrot!
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
We cut and paste...pants

Please tell me they are freshly laundered!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
No Public School Left... infinite_monkey

On the contrary: Infinite_monkey left Public School. Couldn't monkey around.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
A special hell for ... RooK

Surrounded by bible-wielding, verse citing, fundamentalist jesus-emanating ...

... you get the picture?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
A Special Hell For...Rook.


Finally saved up enough box tops, did he?

(Imagines Rook on a sugar high from eating all that cereal...) [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
Vatican hyperbole on .. Stetson

Well they do have a certain expertise in the unusual headwear department.
camauro
triple tiara
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Is this unitarian or §Andrew

Hmmm, probably §Andrew.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Edinburgh Meet 29th Macgyvers Apprentice

What happened to the other 28?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The new, improved RooK

...and about ****** time!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Rat.

Yum.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The Dismissal of the Hart

Was he batting at number 3?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Saints, feasts and... St Silas the carter

We're awfully glad that St Silas doesn't qualify as a feast, but nobody can explain why this saint is in such a distinct category.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Ordination of a priest... ChaliceGirl

quite a promotion!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
My parents told me ... Moo

They were big on learning a second language.
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
What is an atheist? The Atheist

Isn't this a bit... tautologous?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Spam postings (by Rodger... (Joyeux)

Everyone knows of the Rodgers and Hammerstein collaborations; most people are aware of Rodgers and Hart. Only the true music theater afficionado, however, is aware of the aborted collaboration "Spam Postings," by Rodgers and Joyeux. It didn't even get as far as New Haven before it bombed.

Ross
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Spam postings (by Rodger... (Joyeux)

Everyone knows of the Rodgers and Hammerstein collaborations; most people are aware of Rodgers and Hart. Only the true music theater afficionado, however, is aware of the aborted collaboration "Spam Postings," by Rodgers and Joyeux. It didn't even get as far as New Haven before it bombed.

Ross

That was only because Mr Dodger and I didn't get proper copyright approval from the Monty Python people first. My original idea was to write a sequal, which would have run longer than Cats
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Tell it to Page Six.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Mrs Malaprop goes to multipara

She must be disparate.

FD

[ 26. November 2008, 05:07: Message edited by: Foaming Draught ]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Faure Requiem used jugular

Always brings a lump to the throat
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Life without a car mountainsnowtiger

I can live without three of these but have never been the same since my tiger left.

[ 26. November 2008, 10:55: Message edited by: rabcpresbyterian ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Northward facing service... Low Treason

If you travel up Norf and to Scotland, not a big problem. Go up and stay there. Train services to the South, however, presumably are high treason - with the South being pretty crowded already.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Suggestions for Upcoming Ecclesiastical Flip Flop
[Devil]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
What's in your back yard? The Weeder.

Good. You'll find plenty of work in the perennial bed.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why do smilies eat Tree Bee

I don't know but they must get terrible indigestion!
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Priestly genetalia Luke

.... warm?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A voice to make your... Polly Plummer

Fat talk? Makes your Polly plumper? Bummer!

[ 27. November 2008, 22:13: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The Triffids Return Queen Mousie

King Mousie is reported to be relieved and pleased.
 
Posted by Sober Preacher's Kid (# 12699) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
A special hell for...Rossweisse

It involves electric guitars, uncomfortable seats, and the ingestion of black pepper.

A special hell for...Sober Preacher's Kid

...chalices, chasubles, uppity women, and the ingestion of communion wine.

Ross

[Disappointed]

Oh how little you know me. Mother Preacher (now retired) used to preside over Holy Communion regularly while wearing a chasuble, often used chalices instead of Wee Cuppies, though she never got around to getting rid of the Welch's.

You can't have everything, I guess.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What is in your back
The Weeder


Moral: Never insult your gardener.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Food and Wine Matching piglet

Well, an apple for the mouth - some roast potatoes, roast parsnips and brussel sprouts.

For wine I think mead would be the thing.

Dessert - a syllabub.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
45 year postmortem:... mousethief

He looks still very much alive to me, he does... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Apparently Frank Field's leo

...and Gordon Brown is pisces?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Apparently Frank Field's leo

...and Gordon Brown is pisces?

Till he got married I always thought Gordon Brown was a Virgo.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Priestly genitalia (Luke)

Luke draws his lightsaber.

"Use the Force, Luke! Don't led them lead you to the Dark Side!"
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
These are a few of Moo

So I've herd

[ 28. November 2008, 17:43: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Apparently Frank Field's... Hermes66

Excuse me? I thought we had rules against outing Shipmates.

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Why did Wet Kipper ephemera?

Is that the great unanswerable question?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Church discipline

discussed: Johnny S

Uh oh, is there an excommunication in the offing? Or perhaps a sainthood?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Is it possible to believe Wiffle

Possible but not necessarily advisable
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Will a cloned human ... Gort

Probably not. The DNA of tin is hard to replicate.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Father Gregory's Atheist pimple

well, now we understand! the damn thing is sitting there just irritating the crap out of him; which is worse, the swollen redness or the denial of God? [Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Gospel Accounts of... (uffda)

The Norwegian translation of the Bible carries its own special burdens. (Uff da, indeed.)

Ross
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Is it possible to believe CrookedCucumber?

Well, the name may suggest otherwise, but he seems trustworthy enough to me.
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
How do we measure the woodworm?

Count the tiny little holes?
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
UK "on top" Eliab

So he's quite popular, then?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Chant, chant, chant Pancho

Must be the Spanish-orthodox church.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Religious beliefs and... Hiccup

I'm sure a sudden bout of Creationism will heal any hiccup
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Do you come from a... Scot

I don't just think it; I know it for a fact -- along with French, English and Welsh persons.

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Will a cloned human Gort

Now we really are talking bizarre hybrids!
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Religious....Johnny 5

Ste...pha...neeee
No ex-communicate!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you Google pic'd Joyeux

Some of the results may not be what you'd expect...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Is there evidence for Freddy

Yes, but mostly the case for the prosecution!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Is there evidence for Freddy

Nah - she's just an ephemeral cyberchick....
 
Posted by LQ (# 11596) on :
 
Does a miracle take Josephine

Not necessarily, but she sure helps!
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Is there evidence for Woodworm

yep, the little holes
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
That 9 letter word Umbrella

Erm, I make that only 8 letters.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
"A" is for Drifting Star

In which not-so-parallel universe?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
"A" is for Drifting Star

In which not-so-parallel universe?

You beat me to it! I suppose because you have the inside track [Biased]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is death pimple
 
A mutation of The Black Spot perhaps?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
When would you say agrgurich

When your wife found out and throttled you?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Shipmates I'd like... Zappa

Yeah, I probably would like him. Seems a capital fellow online.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Does a miracle take mousethief

*has a sudden vision of the angels at the tomb, standing and tapping their feet imapatiently, muttering something about the reliability of Orthodox rodents*

*has another vision of another big bearded guy riding into the sky in a flaming chariot*

Pick your interpretation. I think they're both funny.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Shipmates I'd Like Gort

Take him, please - but no warranty and no returns!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
That 9 letter word ... Twilight

Wrong.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Methodism - A New Hymnal...seasick

Yeah, that is kind of how the idea makes me feel.
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Have you googlepic-ed The Galloping Granny ?

Cracking action shot, that one.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Is there evidence of...The Atheist

Just a trail of ripped up Bibles and a distant cackle. But that doesn't prove anything.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Is there evidence of Birdseed?

There is indeed. It can be bought in any major supermarket, and it's quite easy to grow your own flock if you follow the instructions carefully.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
TM (theologically modified)... Low Treason

Well, it's low treason anyway, so why bother with the motives.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Is there evidence for sanityman

Like, man, is there evidence for anything ? Like, what is sanity ? Is any of us sane, dude ?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What exactly is an Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

Isn't it the approved footwear for a Beach Mass?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Sir Kevin's Insomnia Pants

The question is: Are the pants a cause, or are they a cure?
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Blaspheming the Holy pimple

Don't do it. You'll regret it.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
That 9 letter word...davelarge

That's cheating. It's just two words joined together. Next.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Do you come from a Moth ?

Why yes, what gave it away ?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Pastoral Ministry Teams Curiosity Killed...

Things you don't learn in CPE... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
How do you pronounce... M

Not one of the more taxing questions for the Heavenly folk!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to Amazing Grace

Is that bad?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Today, I Condemn to Amazing Grace

Is that bad?

That depends. How many times must I be forced to listen to it?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Intinction No Longer Hooker's Trick

Come here, baby, and get a load of my liturgy!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How do you pronounce... Moo

Go to a cattle farm in your neighbourhood and play close attention.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Buggering About with Ancient Mariner

You can get banned for that sort of thing!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Blaspheming the Holy MerlintheMad

I've heard him called many things but the word Holy never really occurred to me before.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Is there evidence for...Pimple.

(checks high school yearbook.)

Oh, yeah.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Everlasting sentence... Curiosity killed ...

Well, it looks as if it's still going strong and not dead really. Kind of a feature of 'everlasting', isn't it.
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Sir Kevin's Insomnia... Nightlamp

It may be an obvious suggestion, but you'd probably find it easier to sleep if you turned the lamp off, Sir Kevin...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Intinction no longer Vaticanchic

But is it Canterbury chic?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is gay marriage OK? (John Holding)

Take John's number and tell him we'll call him back. This is going to take a while.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is God's omnipotence... mousethief

He does post a lot, but I wouldn't exactly use that wording.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
I can't find someone Spiffy

You may have to settle for adequate, then.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Candles on or near... Maniple
Reason 16.b. for failing your Anglo-Catholic Celebration Exam.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Make my decision Gwai

I think Bullfrog might have something to say about that...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Free association on... Father Gregory
Too many possibilities are coming up on this one.

Ross
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
If God = X then stuff Johnny S

I'm not sure how you got there but it seems harsh on yer man.

The Gospel of John pimple

One of the lesser known pustules, er gospels
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gaudete Sunday: Yeah,... Magic Wand

Must be alt.worship. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is DoS a troll on a comet[?]

I don't know. He certainly seems to be on something.

(Also, I really enjoyed the mental image of a comet-riding troll. Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!)
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Is the Jewish religion... Spiffy

so I hear!

[ 17. December 2008, 17:51: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
A year off, little Chorister. Come back when you're a bit bigger, and less squeaky.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is the Jewish Religion Major Disaster

Ummm...I think only a Jew could be qualified to answer that one. Any takers?
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Is the whole world Father Gregory ?

You might be forgiven for thinking so.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Christmas meal New Welsh Dragon

Beats turkey.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
John the Baptist, Circuit Rider

And his trusty sidekick Wild Honey?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
You're All Asshats Sine Nomine

Sings:
We're the nameless asshats
We sit on donkey's heads
Please, do not laugh at us
We've only missed our meds

 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Best Putdown Moo

Aye, tha'd be best 'do that.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is the Jewish religion Yerevan?

Ummm. Sorry, don't understand the question. Sounds very deep and important though. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
Why did Protestants... Moo

Anything to do with being low church?
 
Posted by Worm in the Grass (# 10999) on :
 
SNAP!! A matching pair

Heaven: Who is your favorite.. Multipara

Purgatory: 18 children and counting.. Multipara

Although maybe the second one should be MegaMultipara!#*
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Who is your favourite Sir Kevin

Only knowing the one I'll have to settle for the one here on Ship of Fools.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
This one's pretty good, too. But then I'm biased.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
Why did Protestants... Moo

Anything to do with being low church?

That is the most awful (and brilliant) pun!
 
Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :
 
Who is your favourite... Spike

a) Milligan
b) Lee
c) Jonze
d) the Billy Idol lookalike from Buffy
e) none of the above (please specify)
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stevie Boy Wonder:
Who is your favourite... Spike ...

e) Spike Jones, of course.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Walking Around the... the famous rachel

Is she famous as the one with her own postcode? Might take a while then... [Biased]
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Who is your favourite Hare today

Bugs Bunny, of course.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
How do you pronounce. . . rabcpresbyterian

I've been wondering that, myself.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Pope Benedict and the marsupial

Can I tell this joke with children present?

FD [Smile]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Does a place have a HangarQueen



Milady's wardrobe seems to fit the bill
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Pope Benedict and the glockenspiel.

He'd wanted a set of steel drums for Christmas, but the cardinals said it would keep them awake at night and voted to get him this instead.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Candles on or near St. Silas the Carter

Bishop says Pray for Lyda*Rose

BBC 4, go to hell with Teufelchen
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by infinite_monkey:
Is there evidence for...Pimple.

(checks high school yearbook.)

Oh, yeah.

Shoot, I just have to look in the mirror, myself!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:
Candles on or near... Maniple
Reason 16.b. for failing your Anglo-Catholic Celebration Exam.

Oh dear, just leave the maniple in the sacristy with all the other wax-stained vestments, I'll get to it when I can! [Help]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
BBC4 Go to Hell with Golden Key

Hasn't anyone at the Beeb ever seen The Merchant of Venice(or do I mean Twelfth Night? [Hot and Hormonal] ) Well you know what I mean: All that glisters......

Happy Christmas everybody!

[ 25. December 2008, 06:53: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Grandson of FLP ... Famous...pimple ... don't even go there ... famous decomposing pus ...

Bishop says 'Pray for ... Foaming Draught (a truly wondrous bishop pushing the boundaries of grace)
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
That 9 letter word... (Qlib)

I'm coming up five letters short.

Ross
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Not quite FLP but I did like:

"How evil are you" - Banner Lady
followed by
"Shipmates I'd like to eat" - Banner Lady.

Yes [Ultra confused] ...
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
And I just couldn't ... Moo

I tried and I tried and I just couldn't do it. Must be a gift.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Best Putdown Gort

Yup, well he has been failing for a while but we'll quite miss him when he's gone...

...for an hour or so.

[Razz]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
CoE Bishops critcise pete173

Well, he should have gone to Lambeth then!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
The IFAQs (infrequently asked questions) of pimple

Yeah, yeah - before anyone else gets in. There aren't any. He's forever trotting out the same old chestnuts, innit? [Razz]
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Why do some people Boogie

Just can't resist that beat!
 
Posted by vascopyjama (# 1953) on :
 
Bishop says pray for.. Sir Pellinore (Ret'd)
WE do we do!!
 
Posted by Sir Pellinore (ret'd) (# 12163) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by vascopyjama:
Bishop says pray for.. Sir Pellinore (Ret'd)
WE do we do!!

Have to pay that one! [Killing me]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Is the press going pants

It's been pants for ages.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
There once was a girl Full of Chips
Who cared not a jot for her hips
Or the size of her waist
For she just loved the taste -
So stuffed even more through her lips.

(sorry)
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Does church hinder... Doublethink

Not in my experience, it doesn't.

Ross
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Best put-down (chorister)

Hey, it's not a bad thing to be in the choir. Now, calling someone a tone-deaf chorister might be more of a put-down.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Israel should not have DoS

Well no, clearly not. But I don't see why we have to have him either.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
DoS is long since outdated now, in any case. Israel should have Linux!

Ross
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
there once was a girl ephemera

But if you blinked you were likely to miss her.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Israel should not have... the coiled spring

What about the Palestinians then?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Puzzling Christmas... Drifting Star

That's why the magi when to see Herod, innit.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Puzzling Christmas... Drifting Star

That's why the magi went to see Herod, innit.

[changed for typo]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Israel should not have Saul the apostle

Send him to the Gentiles instead!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why do some people Boogie?

I guess they just can't resist the music.
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Changes in "my" Thurible

I painted way cool flames on the front, a tangerine flake yellow Jesus fish on the side, and then hung a pair of pink fuzzy dice from the bottom! Totally rad!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There once was a girl... Full of Chips

Whose eating chips went to her hips.
She announced, "I'll be good,
veg only and fruit
from now on shall pass 'tween my lips."
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Changes in 'my' bishops finger

Well, I've noticed he's sporting a rather large looking ring, for a start.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why do some people ken

..when sae many dinna ken?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Israel should not have Shofar

Au contraire, I think it's pretty much de rigueur.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
There once was a girl ... Sir Kevin

Doesn't that belong on the 'I can't believe they named you that' thread?
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Today I will.. Boogie

Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie. [Yipee]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
God chose the weak Chorister

That's fine but can he/she hit those high notes ?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Israel should not have Matt Black

nor indeed Gloss White: there are shades of grey.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
O that this too, too moonlitdoor

... had a nice blackout blind?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by PrettyFly:
Today I will.. Boogie

Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie. [Yipee]

Yes sir, I can boogie too - but I need a certain song...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Does church hinder Belle Ringer

Only if they don't have a full peal.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by PrettyFly:
Today I will.. Boogie

Excellent idea! I may even boogie woogie. [Yipee]

Yes sir, I can boogie too - but I need a certain song...
I was thinking of that song too. [Big Grin]

♫ I can boogie, boogie boogie, all night loooong! ♫
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
Is Islam a load of... The Revolutionist

Now now, don't listen to the media... There are many moderate Muslims out there. [Razz]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ancient "kissing... Kelly Alves

[Cool]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
What's the problem with Freddy ?

He's just a bit sad that's all

Prayers of the faithful Mad Cat

Count every bit as much as any other feline's prayers
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
"The Swish of... (PrettyFly)

and the Smack of... (PrettySwatter)
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
[Waterworks]
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Is Islam a load of Ham'n'Eggs?

Not by my understanding of halal rules!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
(Damn, Henry -- you beat me to it!)
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Is Islam a load of Hedgehog
I like the idea of something being "a load of hedgehog" [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Oh Canada! Terre de... lily pad

I hadn't thought of it in those terms, but I suppose it could be.

Ross
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Choosing to believe miles_sinclair

Well, it's your choice and there are probably worse people to believe.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
If you were going to Hel

Well I'm not, but if I were, I'd spell it properly.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful lily pad

Just a lovely bit of imagery. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
name a dinosaur. barry

I thought that was this famous St Bernard in the Swiss alps?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Bertrand Russell on mousethief

"It all depends what you mean by mousethief ..... "
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Who's to blame for Hiro's Leap

Whoever did pushed him, I suppose.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
What is British and Enoch?

If I tell you, there'll be rivers of blood.....
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Bertrand Russell on Lamb Chopped

Ugh, can I have mint chutney instead? Bertrand Russell is too hard to swallow.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
What did you do for...a Stranger in a Strange Land?

Not enough, Lord. [Frown]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
The new, improved...lily pad

Crib of the hip, young frog in the neighborhood.
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
The new, improved...Thurible

200% more smoke...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prince Harry Anglican_Brat

Quite!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Left Behind teddybear


Rapture Process: FAIL


[Waterworks]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Admit it, you missed rudolph

I tried to stay awake [Waterworks]

FD
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
Left Behind teddybear


Rapture Process: FAIL


[Waterworks]

Hm... link doesn't seem to be working. But we get the gist. [Biased]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Getting wine out of Prosfonesis

I hope you don't mind me intincting a doughnut

FD [Smile]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Prince Harry (Rat)

It would seem so.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
Left Behind teddybear
Rapture Process: FAIL
[Waterworks]

Hm... link doesn't seem to be working. But we get the gist. [Biased]
It's one of the wierd links that doesn't seem to like being linked from another site, but if you paste the link in a new tab, it's happy. Poor little bear.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
sorry, it worked in preview post (and works from here for me) - honest! Perhaps tinyurl version may work better.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Post your beautiful storage jars

About time we had a Tupperware thread

FD
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The new, improved... Moth

Now only attracted to low energy lightbulbs! [Smile]

[ 13. January 2009, 09:45: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Prince Harry (Gort)

Cry Gort for Harry, England and St. George!
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Yet another return Left at the Altar

Ah, yes. It is getting to be tax season again, isn't it?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Where do charismatics Boogie

Any ol' place the Spirit moves 'em! [Cool]


[Edited to make that "Boogie" with a capital B!]

[ 15. January 2009, 06:55: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What is 'British' and Matt Black

Erm, how about Matt Black?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
New Runway at Heathrow Hangarqueen

Will probably need the Apron King, Cargoshed Prince and assorted Dukes and Duchesses of Catering, Car Parks, Airport Hotels, Tie Rack, Knickerbox and the Lord of Overpriced Air-side Outlets.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Where do you want to ... Zappa?

I wanna zap 'er right between the eyes! [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Icons and Praying to §Andrew

..and I thought I was beyond the pale with my statues of Ganesh!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Where do you want to... Desert Daughter

You should never do that! Baaaad parent! No cake!
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Uselessness of Ship's (duchess)

Exactly! She doesn't do a thing around here, I have to do all the clean up!
 
Posted by Spiffy (# 5267) on :
 
Is Islam a load of (Po)

As opposed to a load of Tinky Winky?
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
This won't be on the front page once I've posted this, but...

There once was a girl Full of Chips

Eating well today then
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Kaka, how do you say...Zwingli

Good question. I'd go for a phonetic rendition.

Kaka
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Zerubabbel, son of Lamp Chopped

Seriously, have you read those genealogies ?
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Washington National Lily Pad

Is that the George W Bush memorial lily pad ?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Oh Canada! Terre de... beachpsalms

A new Christian soap from up North - with less unclothed babes, as it's cooler anyway? [Smile]
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Thatcher a force for...alienfromzog

Ah so she was working for the little green men...or man
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Aelred of Riveaux:
Thatcher a force for...alienfromzog

Ah so she was working for the little green men...or man

If that is true I will have to kill myself. [Eek!] [Waterworks] [Disappointed]

[Projectile]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Fast food etiquette:

Who Receives First... the giant cheeseburger?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Acceptable names for Lioba


Would *Lioba* be ok with you, Lioba?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Shadrach, Meshach ... booktonmacarthur

Fortunately the Hebrew writers settled for a shorter version
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
quote:
Originally posted by Aelred of Riveaux:
Thatcher a force for...alienfromzog

Ah so she was working for the little green men...or man

If that is true I will have to kill myself. [Eek!] [Waterworks] [Disappointed]

[Projectile]

Well, maybe it was another little green man who was pretending to be you...maybe he stole your identity [Biased]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
What kind of legalist Doublethink

Indeed, there are so many to choose from...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why are the conservatives Matt Black

- when I thought they were True Blue.

(Mind you, when Michael Howard was in charge, they did look a bit sinister.)

[ 26. January 2009, 14:10: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Bertrand Russell on Anselm

First, we need to establish what we mean when we say, 'Anselm'.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
Bertrand Russell on Anselm

First, we need to establish what we mean when we say, 'Anselm'.

...and what we mean when we say "on". [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Post your beautiful Kid who cracked

Yes, yes, but to what address? He keeps getting returned.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is Anglicanism a load of glockenspiel

First, they let in the praise bands, and now...this??? IS OUTRAGE!!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Alcohol. Anyone else... Foaming Draught

You pay? Why not. Cheers!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Women's World Day of Audrey Ely

Thank you [Biased]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
It's the Zen Buddhist... Bullfrog.

....in teeny tiny saffron-colored robes...
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
You English People Moo

They really do. I've heard them.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I'm sure this must have featured before some time, but...

The new, improved... Ariel

Now washes even whiter.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Dumb Design? Petaflop

Must design a better Peta
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What's more logical:... DoS

Nope. The other one.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
On the ritual use of Lamb Chopped

Bitter herbs good. Rogan Josh bad.

[ 30. January 2009, 14:39: Message edited by: pimple ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Robin Watch 2009 Sparrow.

Well, it helps if you know the difference before you start looking.
 
Posted by Benedictus (# 1215) on :
 
Or there is

On the ritual use of Bullfrog.

Ick.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
To Hell with Robinson's Doublethink

Yes, we need good clear guidance from our church leadership.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
I'm sure this must have featured before some time,

Yessss...

Thank you for your contribution, and have a nice day.

Cheers

Persil
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Next to each other, a question and an answer:

Whatever happened to... Pearl B4 Swine and just below
There once was a girl... Pearl B4 Swine

[BTW: Is there still a famous consecutive posts thread?? [Paranoid] ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
I'm sure this must have featured before some time,

Yessss...
Cheers
Persil

Really? [Two face]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Perspectives on the...Mudfrog

My perspective is that a princess ought to kiss him. Pronto. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do you do when Potoroo?

Blush and excuse myself of course.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Should homosexuals... Flausa

Yes, and they should brusha, too.

Ross
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Saints, Feasts and ... seasick

... its the Ship!

Or maybe a floating Cathedral. [Smile]
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Whatever you do, don't ... Arrietty

'etty's been 'arried enough Gawd bless 'er.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Word of the Day (piglet)

Word of Tomorrow: Zoot.

(If you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this will be opaque to you...)

Ross
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
There once was a girl pimple...

..who fell in love with a boy lancer....
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Local things to do ... To The Pain

In my neck of woods we take a nip of whisky. What do you do where you come from ?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Folly of Benedict appeasing tclune

Not even the Pope is exempt from the rulings of the Ship's Hosts.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Unusual Collection...monkeylizard

And then there's my salamanderpony and my penguincat...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fatties taking more... Rat

Bon appetit. [Projectile]
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Growing Anglo-Catholic...tomb

Well, yes, but we have to put these dead Anglo-Catholics somewhere...
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Is God a factor in ... sanityman

Sure he is man.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Do you ever get the Lamb Chopped?

... well, no, I prefer it roasted and sliced.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Ship of Fools mugs Rossweisse

Well, she shouldn't have been walking down that alleyway near the Church in the dark.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Ship of Fools mugs Rossweisse

Well, she shouldn't have been walking down that alleyway near the Church in the dark.

I Thought This Was A Christian Website.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
On the Ritual Use of... Mockingbird

Workshop at church hall on Thursday night.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
Confirmation should ... Freejack

Well, anything's worth a try. He's been locked up for ages now.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Admit it, you missed... Chorister

Yep. Evensnog is just not the same without a choir.
 
Posted by rabcpresbyterian (# 12060) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Evensnog is just not the same without a choir.

Two questions. Which church do you go to and could I come ?
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Well, I did it to myself but in honor of Valentine's Day:

What's a good love organ builder?
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
American Anglican Council Matins

Solemn Sung? And why is this in Purg and not in Eccles?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The sensible (and orthodox)... Martin L

I have certainly always found him to be both.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
On the Ritual Use of... Moo

The Church of the Holy Cow, probably.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Killing time, wasting... Lamb Chopped

Ugh, on several levels.

Ross
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Killing time, wasting... Foaming Draught

What a pity!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Is it time to consider dj_ordinaire

Yikes, desperate measures indeed!
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Lullabye and goodnight (in the garden)

That sounds so peaceful. Where's my sleeping bag?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How important is a Thurible?

Depends on your churchmanship.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful... Earwig

An earwig in God's ear. [Angel]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Clergy refusing to... Crœsos

One can only serve one master. No credit crunch with Jesus.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Will the end come in... in the garden

Bliss! [Yipee]

[ 18. February 2009, 11:27: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Should homosexuals Wiff Waff

I think it should be compulsory.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ashing - should it... Max.

Probably on Ash Wednesday, yes.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Should homosexuals annie parker?

I'm not sure, but it certainly brings a new meaning to the phrase 'Fetch the car, Parker.' 'Yes. M'lady'.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The placement of the Hart

In the middle of the Chst.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Summer Solstice Santa...Belle Ringer

A rarer breed than the Christmas Santa bell ringers.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
46 - too old to be five

That seems pretty axiomatic to me.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
I'm always right and Campbellite

And a poet to boot...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
It's the Zen Buddhist Comper's Child

Must make conversations at a family dinner rather interesting.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
eutrapelia: a sin to Teufelchen

Greek to everyone else! [Frown]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I'm always right and Drifting Star...

Go on, finish the sentence, I know you want to. [Disappointed]

I'm always right and Drifting Star's always wrong.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Sparrow

...and perhaps a robin or two?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Whatever happened to Sparrow

10 years without the option for robinicide, I heard.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What should you tell mousethief?

Either: "Psst! Isn't Josephine's birthday / your anniversary coming up soon?"
or: "There's a thread in Hell that really needs some of your famous Mousethief Coolers."
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
What should you tell mousethief?

Nothing outrageous.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What should you tell Yorick

It is so tempting to answer that but then this isn't Hell.

[Two face]
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
Paschal Penguin strikes... Curiosity Killed...

Read all about the latest events in the library with the candlestick in our exclusive report...
 
Posted by rabc (# 14575) on :
 
Whatever happened to ...Lamb Chopped ?

Did you check the casserole ?

[ 25. February 2009, 15:32: Message edited by: rabc ]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Paschal Penguin strikes Tubbs

That conjures up all sorts of images...
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
What should you tell...The Atheist?

God loves him! [Biased]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Would you go to hear ... thurible?

Not likely; he doesn't sound like much, actually. But you can smell him all over the room! [Razz]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Would you go to hear... Duo Seraphim

Why not?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Leonard Cohen (Zappa)

No, I'm pretty sure they were two different guys.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
What's wrong with the Enoch?

Seriously! The Ethiopian Orthodox Church has canonized it! The Letter of Jude quoted it! Why not let it in?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Church is full... Left at the Altar

But there's some free seats on the right.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
In awe and praise of Yorick

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

(apologies to William Shakespeare)
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Leafs vs. Leaves and... Leaf

Let the ultimate foliage battle commence!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Does Rosencrantz get E. Tiddy?

Not during Lent, but just wait....
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
No more bondage for Lamb Chopped

Straight vanilla from hereon in?
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ya think? [Razz]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Leafs vs. Leaves and... Leaf

Too late to leave it alone?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Looking to our Radical Melon

Is that like the Great Pumpkin's green cousin?
 
Posted by E Tiddy (# 9201) on :
 
No more bondage for ORGANMEISTER

That's a shame. Still, if he's tired of it...
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to... Erin

That should get the malefactors' full attention.

Ross
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The Illiterate British Golden Key.


Whew! Glad I'm the American one! Otherwise, I'd have to return the books I bought today!
[Smile]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Journalism's Lowest Rat

Which is lower than any rat, other than those of bank bosses and lawyers.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The lawyer rats and bank boss rats are usually much better dressed, however.

Ross
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Ways to Screw up Your... Rat

Shame her if she doesn't get through your twisted little maze.

When she finally does get through, say "That's nice, Dear, but can't you do that faster....like your sister?"

When she can consistently get through the maze quickly, say, "Don't you think you've had enough cheese? You're getting chubby".
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Recipe thread ... another piglet

No, seriously, I can't eat another bite.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Another take on Ways to screw up your... Rat

Put it in a Skinner box for a solid week.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Was Frank Morison a... (mousethief)
"That's the question we'll be asking in our new six-part investigative series."
 
Posted by Keren-Happuch (# 9818) on :
 
Personalised number plates ... Moo

Well, I've never seen one that did but perhaps it would go with:

quote:
A rhinestone-studded licence plate frame to hold your personalised number plate, and a pair of longhorn-cow horns mounted on your car's bonnet, with a horn that plays "Dixie".
as suggested by Leetle Masha!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
There once was a girl... Wiff Waff

Surely not.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
My parents were hoping for a daughter, Joyeux, so I always did my best, bringing home strange men at all sorts of times of the day or night [Hot and Hormonal]

And now:

Today, I Condemn to PeteC...

but who to choose?

It's about time someone else had a turn, we've had him here for over 2 months!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
An Atheist plays with...Zwingli

Uh, is that some sort of new, garden swing-set?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
What is a good little Augustine the Aleut[?]

An oxymoron?

[Razz]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Latest horror: The Spike.

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
An Atheist plays with... The Atheist

Found a soulmate? Oh hang on, soul may not exist. Better play with self then. Nothing new there. [Two face]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Monty Python: First St. Gwladys

I didn't know that such an honourific was possible! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why is the Gospel of Angloid

Because the angel Macaroni dictated it through his iPod.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Does the concept of MattBlack

I would say "yes," but that might get me into a legal tangle, as there's no verb.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
The Evolution of Dead RooK

That would seem to require the suspension of all sorts of theories, ideas, and beliefs.
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
70s Food--Pottage

That seems a little harsh--the food was better than the fashions...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Do you still buy a Qlib?

That's a problemmatic idea, since there's only one to begin with.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
70s Food--Pottage

That seems a little harsh--the food was better than the fashions...

Oh no it wasn't - chicken in a basket anyone? Prawn cocktail drowned in mayo?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Should we keep the Marvin the Martian

Well, as there is only one he might be valuable later.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
How did Adam and Eve...Seraphim?


Ahem. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Do you still buy a ...sheep? In New Zealand, frequently. Preferably, but not obligatorily, live. What we do with 'em is no-one's business, especially not the business of those of our near neighbours with predilections for kangaroos. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
German pastor ordered... Wesley J

Yes, ve vant a Wesley Tshay. He iss ferry expensive, but zis is impohrtent. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why does belief seem... anteater

Coz belief can eat sorrow, like anteater eats ants. [Angel]
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
Should we keep the... Aumbry It's only a couple of nights you don't need it for. Surely in these straitened times it is somewhat profligate to discard it and get a new one.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
How do Christians see... sheep

Clean answers only please!
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
How do Christians see... sheep

Clean answers only please!

You beat me to it, but my answer is...

How do Christian see sheep?
Why, safely grazing and pasturing in a watchful shepherd's keep, of course. (Think Bach)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Mornington Crescent no socks

Only if you're playing by the Sartorial August Rules, summer months only, section b:2.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Wightmeet 2009 - 17th-19th... Pants

Always good to pack an extra pair or two.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Whose famous house would Moo

The Milky Bar Kid's, perhaps?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
UK Newspapers: the Cod

In today's Daily Cod - Sardinia: is this the plaice to be? And in the arts section, an in-depth look at the paintings of Pollock, and a day in the life of a piano tuna.
 
Posted by Mrs Badcrumble (# 5839) on :
 
'Did your parents drive...Mrs Badcrumble'

Yes they did and, good grief, I'm getting a taxi next time...
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful neandergirl

'Please God, don't let us be driven into extinction by those Homo Sapiens types...'
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Do you still buy a ... Foaming Draught

Why, yes, I do. Cheers!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Reading an entire gospel... Moo

Some call it cow-ardice, I call it that's where the beef is.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Do you still buy a ... AristonAstuanax

Look ... I don't want to be pedantic ( [Roll Eyes] ), but shouldn't that be an AristonAstuanax?

[ 11. April 2009, 07:01: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Do you still buy a... Wet Kipper

Only if it's fresh
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Using more than one Ecclesiastical flip-flop makes sense, unless you are a one-legged vicar on vacation.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
What my Mother taught... Leetle Masha

Everything she knows.
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
[Roll Eyes] [Killing me] Well, I didn't get that bit about Hungarians and Poles, but Spaniards were on my Mum's "little list"... [Killing me]

Pedants arise...Moo .... Well, Moo sure knows a lot, but I've never seen her being pedantic about it!

[ 12. April 2009, 19:45: Message edited by: Leetle Masha ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Albums you had as a... Gill H

That's gonna be a very short thread there. 'Fraid can't add anything to it: I never was Gill H, nor were any other people I know - except of course for the real Gill H! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Buy and Fly your own... Desert Daughter

[Eek!] Call UNICEF! Call child protection! This can't be right!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Albums you had as a Bene Gesserit

The Spice Girls' Greatest Hits...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Giving to church or... fletcher christian

Church or bountiful mutineer? Now, if he were to found his own church - that could avoid the devil and the deep blue sea.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Albums you had as a Bene Gesserit

The Spice Girls' Greatest Hits...

[Overused]


Bonus CD for the kiddies: Little Voice soundtrack

[ 16. April 2009, 16:26: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Is it art or is it ... Merlin the Mead

It's Superman.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Albums you had as a Bene Gesserit

The Spice Girls' Greatest Hits...

You.Are.A.Fucking.Genius. [Overused] [Overused] [Overused] [Overused] [Overused]
 
Posted by Dal Segno (# 14673) on :
 
Ship of Fools mugs...Revelle

to get some money for the floating fund
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Is it art or Lyda*Rose?


A rose by any other name...
 
Posted by Dal Segno (# 14673) on :
 
Earworms from Satans...infinite monkey
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Paschal Penguin strikes Adrienne

Sue that penguin!
 
Posted by Dal Segno (# 14673) on :
 
Remembering the Apostolic...Forthview

Would that be John's gospel?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fuck You, Bishop Richard... Major Disaster

A very appropriate name for Mr Williamson.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Calling all Mystery... Pewgilist

Doesn't seem to take the different styles of mysteries into account, does it?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Heresy of heresies,...Myrrh

Yup, sounds about right to me!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Earworms from Satan's ... Leaf

Hmmmm [Confused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why aren't motorbikes... Elbow

Well, for a start it'd be quite difficult to put on a shirt or a jumper, wouldn't it?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
David's response to Lamb Chopped

"Bring me more gravy", perhaps?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Rapture theory - harmless Bullfrog

More like harmful bullshit if you ask me...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Shipmeet Photos Pants

Now, now - we can't all be beautiful.


[Edited to add boldness.]

[ 23. April 2009, 16:24: Message edited by: Drifting Star ]
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
Have you lost your Mrs Badcrumble

Oh no! Who's going to teach me sexy tunes on the clarinet now??
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
It doesn't quite read like this, but whenever I see

Furry Baby followed by Otter

it makes me laugh.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
How can a church attract Janine

Liturgical Belly Dance, perhaps?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gene Robinson invited... Golden Key

Gene-etic manipulation? A key to leave Robinson's island? [Smile]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
There once was a girl.... Amanda B. Reckondwythe

[Confused] I'm so confused. [Confused]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Amazingly interesting... lady in red

Too right. I am simply fabulous company at the dinner table [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Amazingly Interesting Sober Preacher's Kid

He's always the life of the party!
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Do you have a large Sparrow

No, it's a Cockatoo

FD
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Tell me you don't hate Moo

I don't hate Moo. Moo is perfectly pleasant.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Don't tell me you don't hate The Rogue.

Well, he is a rogue....
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is there hope for the... gaudium

Indeed there is. There's always time for a bit of fun, I'd say. [Yipee]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus' words. True... dickhead

Or so it seems to the world.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Does God exist? Ynot.

Well there you are, question and answer in one easy post. This could be a short thread. [Biased]
 
Posted by Hiro's Leap (# 12470) on :
 
Do you have a large...Angus McDangley

If not, don't worry. Buy these pills!

[ 29. April 2009, 08:35: Message edited by: Hiro's Leap ]
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Do you have a large... Otter

No, but I'd quite like one, if it doesn't bite.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is there Hope for the New Yorker

He could always open up a restaurant in Santa Fe.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Crappy Choruses & ken

Is he going to sing them then?
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Do you have a large...St. Gwladys

Oh, sorry, I believe we only have that in petite.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
What do you like about the parsley sage

Ah, er, well I'd better be careful, I have Clarence and Albert Pudding to consider [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
quote:

Inappropriate Evangelism...
(dickhead)

Mind the language but says it more than you think...
(no comment on the poster)

Warm Regards

John
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
The Right to Truth/Who's Seeker963

I thought anonymity was one of the great things about these boards!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
I know who Seeker963 is but I'm not telling.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
How do you find cheap Wet Kipper


At ASDA's fish-counter, I guess
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Recipe Thread - another Dormouse

Oh no, not again...had that last time and it's not a patch on the steak and chips [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
How long should church Hart?*

Only until penance is served.

(helps to know a Southern US accent)
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
What is the Discernment Bullfrog

It's like a Magic 8 Ball that croaks.

(couldn't resist)
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Sex Education Doublethink

You're not a true virgin until you've contracted your first STD.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Is there hope for the... Antisocial Alto

Probably not -- you're always going to be surrounded by sopranos and tenors, I'm afraid.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Characters at your lily pad

A charming new childrens' program.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus' words. True... Angus McDangley

"Yo man! When he was dangling there, man, they thought he has just Angus beef - dead steak. But yo, brother, he surprised them all, he did, man!"
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pirates Curiosity killed ...

Well, there was the one stood in front of that cannon to check if it was properly loaded, and asked for it to be fired. It was.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Elemental understanding - the gnome.

The sylphs, undines and salamanders will be along shortly to put their respective points of view. There will be a short question and answer session at the end, with tea and cakes kindly provided by the Witches' Institute.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Who the hell is this Campbellite?

Answers on a postcard please.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Proper disposal of Leaf


In the green bags, please
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Proper disposal of ... Pigwidgeon
[Eek!]
Please tell me it isn't so!
[Waterworks]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Where does your theology fluff

Fluffy to the core!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Zen and the Art of The Great Gumby

Special Exhibition at Tate Modern.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Tempted yet without... mousethief

Tragic!
 
Posted by ephemera (# 13355) on :
 
Co-ed dorms Spiffy

You can say that again!
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Inside the vegetarian... Timothy the obscure

Surely anyone who's eaten Timothy isn't a vegetarian any more... [Snigger]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Tremendously engaging... Sir Kevin

And indeed he is -- engaging, entertaining, and an all-around good chap.
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Where are you from,...Scots lass

doesn't the name kinda give it away?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Question for a rich mousethief

"What profiteth it a man if he gain the whole world.....?"
 
Posted by KenWritez (# 3238) on :
 
Inside The Vegetarian...(babybear)

It's quite dark. Anyone have a flashlight?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Being a Young Gay Christian Organ Builder

Now, there's a tiny demographic.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Recipe thread - another... Foaming Draught

Recipes for beginners. [Smile]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Being a young gay Christian teddybear

Oooooh - so cute! [Axe murder]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What's wrong with California? Matins

But do they need more? Or fewer? [Confused]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
You know you're a church Chorister

What ... if you find yourself wearing robes and standing at the front of a church singing?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Being a young gay Christian leo

Seeks young gay Christian Virgo for possible LTR.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
A good name for an Anselm

Courteous homo? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
WTF is the Matter With... RooK

He's no longer a Hell host, and he misses it dearly. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Definition of porneia Hart

Soft, if anything, would be a bit more Christian, perhaps...? [Eek!]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
The right to choose Lyda*Rose

as next POTUS? Inalienable!
 
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
You better start packin... Macx

Is one expecting rain?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
A good name for a Christian... BalddudeCrompond

I suppose that's a matter of taste.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
All work and no play... Wesley J

All play and no work... Yorick? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Yum yum have a Marvin the Martian

Is that the latest Haribo variety?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Haribo macht Martians froh....
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Tell me about your Organ Builder

No. And don't call me Builder.
 
Posted by St.Silas the carter (# 12867) on :
 
Are men funnier than mousetheif?
Only when he's off his meds.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
I've tried Paul H

***debating the depth of dirtiness to go***

Oh, yeah? How was he? [Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Modern Mattins (Curiosity killed ...

Don't be too investigative about modern liturgy, or it'll die off?
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Tell me about your Max.

There's nothing you want to know, trust me on this.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
O Sacred Heart, forever... New Yorker

Yet another new religion in the Big Apple?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
No jobs for the clergy Seeker963

There were only 962 openings this year.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Yum Yum! Have a comet

Thanks, I will (munch) and a handful of stars while I'm at it. Very hot, aren't they?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Tell me about your Thurible

And other little-used pick up lines for use in trying to snag an Anglican Priest.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Tell me about your Thurible

And other little-used pick up lines for use in trying to snag an Anglican Priest.

Well, an Anglo-Catholic priest, anyway! [Biased]

You keep using that petaflop

Yep, trial & error - I hope to figure out what it's meant to be used for!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is the "bottom... Mudfrog

It's the one underneath all the others, I'd say.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Alb and Blue Stole lily pad.

So now we don't have any lily pad any more. Thanks, Alb and Blue.
 
Posted by Apothecary (# 3886) on :
 
Tell me about your...Lilypad
It was green and flat on top of the pond, with a small frog sat in the middle- but according to the post above now it's gone [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Loss of our medical Jigsaw

shin bone connected to the knee bone
knee bone connected to the thigh bone

are you sure it's that way round?
no that's not right
yes it is
has anyone seen the jigsaw box? the lid has a really helpful picture on it
ssh, I think the patient might be waking up...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Corpus Christi seasick

Not over His dead (and resurrected) body!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Who the hell is this Drifting Star

Don't look at me! I don't know!
 
Posted by ephemera (# 13355) on :
 
Recipe thread - another LutheranChik

Oh my, but they are tasty!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Tremendously engaging ephemera

Ooooh, look, shiny!
 
Posted by Spiffy (# 5267) on :
 
EXTRA! EXTRA! Scientists... Moo
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Is it time for a Yorkshire... Earwig?

I think so - those Southern Counties Earwigs have held sway quite long enough.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Complaints about Obnoxious Snob

I would expect so.
 
Posted by §Andrew (# 9313) on :
 
It's all God's fault, says §Andrew
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Who the hell is this...Piglet

Not the one from Winnie the Pooh, I take it.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Jewish responses to Timothy the Obscure

A little midrash, perhaps?
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
There once was a girl... Bacchus

[Pedantry] No, no - that would be a Bacchante. Bacchus is a boy. [/Pedantry]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The effects of believing... §Andrew

A shakey faith? [Votive] , mate.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Who the hell is this lily pad?

I don't know. Since Alb and Blue stole ours last week, we've been a bit stuck for lily pads, but this one would do until we can get ours back.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Best Laid Out Prayer/Service... Stranger in a strange land

Better never go abroad then. [Smile]
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Summer Solstice Santa Belle Ringer

They're starting awfully early this year.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Ain't got nobody Rook
We only wanted Banner Lady

Jeezz how mean can they get?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What makes a church full of chips

Filling it with chips, I'd think. I like these really easy questions.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Pardon my French, but... Mamacita

No, that's Spanish.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus Last Meal was... mousethief

[Eek!] Frankly, sounds more like Kali than Jesus.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(either that or He's been hanging out with Kenwritez)

Chocolate Time for Jedijudy

the little Je-dis are having a lovely time today ...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
two provinces, one Zwingli

Now let's share nicely.
 
Posted by vascopyjama (# 1953) on :
 
Jesus last meal was .... Mockingbird

and if that bird don't sing...
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Recipe thread - another piglet

No wonder swine flu's spreading [Paranoid]

FD
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
Today I condemn to...storage jars


If you're not going to use it in a year, then just throw it out instead! Where are the good folks from "Clean Sweep" when you need them!?!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Today, I Condemn to... storage jars

...all the stuff that's been lying around for way too long making a total mess! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Today I Commend To... storage jars

See above. (What a nice and useful name!) [Cool]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
I've just found the perfect cliffdweller.

He'll be taking up his new position tomorrow. He's an absolute dream - quiet and neat, cleans up the seagull nests, polishes up the chalkface and makes lovely things out of seashells. What more could anyone ask?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Have we stopped believing the Great Gumby?

I think this matter calls for a schism. Some of us still believe, and we're going over there. [Razz]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Parenting Support in malin

Homeschooling Support in Rockall and Bailey, Recovering Alcoholics in Hebrides, Faeroes and Fair Isle; Disabled ex-Jockeys in Viking, Forties and Cromarty . . . .
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Just found the perfect cheesymarzipan

and it's kosher, too!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
In Hell:

Yum, Yum! Have a... Cod

But only if it is from sustainable sources, or it would be Hell if they run out.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What's wrong with being Lamb Chopped

Bloody hurts, innit?
 
Posted by Traveller (# 1943) on :
 
And we should know (mousethief)

So we should after 36,000 posts!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
gay sex ... can we agree ... hatless

Is it really any of our business how other people dress while having sex?
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Currently at the top of the Styx:

Ecclesiantics Hosting Change. . . Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Help! Churches needed for Woodworm!

We've eaten through all the pews and lecterns, had a go at the side railings and kneelers, even snacked on a few icons and holy pictures, but now we've run out of things to munch and are getting a bit desperate. Can anyone give us a home, before we attempt the pipe organ?
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Chocolate time for Autenrieth Road

Excellent idea!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Late nights watching Wet Kipper

The worst thing is, unlike paint, it never dries.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
there are books, and... (ChastMastr)

Sometimes you want a little light reading before bed, sometimes you want... something else.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Liturgy and Swine Flu.... Curiosity Killed.

What a terrible way to go - death by liturgy and swine flu together. [Eek!]
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
The God who loves ... MerlintheMad

Is Great in my book. [Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Late nights watching davelarge

With or without his permission? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
It's the World's Ugliest Ariel

Most television masts are unprepossessing, so this one must be grim.

[ 21. July 2009, 17:39: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Redolent Spilogate, on the cheese - erm I mean closet thread in Hell:

"Please, Duchess, spare us any further details about your icebox, your cheese or your supply of decaying yogurt.
I am fairly certain that there is not a single person here with even the most remote interest in trying to get into your pantries."

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Some people can't spell Zwingli

Then again, most people never need to.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Help! I think I might Sober Preacher's Kid

Quick, then - get some Bailey's in that coffee!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Golly gosh we're a hedonistic mob:

Beautiful beaches for jedijudy
and
Chocolate time for comet.

Where's my slice of the fun [Confused]
 
Posted by Dodgson (# 14857) on :
 
Michael Jackson dead Campbellite

I thought he was a Jehovah's Witness.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Genesis 22:2... Take The Great Gumby

See, this is why we don't allow the lectors to bring in their own translations.

The protocols of taking Max.

Whether or not that would involve an empty stomach may depend on whether or not he's showing pictures of the Pope.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Unable to read old Erin

There's a story in those wrinkles.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Today we have a choice of two:

Chocolate time for PeteC

No! Don't do it! He's diabetic!


sex before marriage - the coiled spring

It's not 100% effective but it is less dodgy than the pill.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Recipe Exchange for Dormouse

Roman cuisine anyone?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Are you the member No_Matter[?]

Well, that's an underhanded way to refer to the member-at-large!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What did you do for ... SusanDoris

Reminds me of a Harry Chapin quip ...
quote:
I never did it to her so I'll do it for her, okay?
He went on to sing "I Wanna Learn a Love Song"
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief

Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?
 
Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on :
 
From Purg: Am I an Evangelical? - Thurible
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief

Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?

Personally I have the urge to respond "Goo goo ga joob." Does that have some kind of liturgical basis?
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Help ! Churches needed...Schroedinger's Cat

To catch all the Schroedinger's mice without opening the church to see how many there are
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes a good Mass Angloid

Cranmer!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Tell me about your thurible

Well, it's silver and swings on a chain and - hey, wait a minute, you're just trying to get in my sacristy!

[ 03. August 2009, 23:26: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
1 Samuel 15:3... Kill Bullfrog

Sammy says he wants to see the croaker croak!
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
is having a special Squirrel
Canadian Smugness?


Not as much as having a special moose!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief

Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?

Personally I have the urge to respond "Goo goo ga joob." Does that have some kind of liturgical basis?
No but it has a scriptural basis: "Cut off him that pisseth against the walrus."
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What did you do for ten thousand difficulties

Took two aspirin and went to bed!
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Time for handbags for ... (duchess)

Presumably ones big enough to hold that big steel-plated KJV.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
I haven't played here for a while, but this was too good to pass up:

How to be recognizably seasick

Looks something like this, doesn't it? [Projectile]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Hominids, Neanderthals, ChastMastr

Name three things with body hair.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Time for a Yorkshire Jengie Jon

I thought we had one already...
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Timothy the Obscure in Hell:

quote:
... Sorry, I'm a Quaker and a psychotherapist, cursed with a double fluffy-bunny whammy...

 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
(Erm. Did you mean that for the quote file, Wiff Waff? It's a good one.)
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Recipe Exchange for Dormouse

Some find gerbil an acceptable substitute, although it can be slightly on the stringy side.

[ 12. August 2009, 07:07: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Judges 19:28...: Get Lamb Chopped

Bloody modern translations [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
(Erm. Did you mean that for the quote file, Wiff Waff? It's a good one.)

Oops! [Hot and Hormonal]

Thanks, Lyda*Rose.
 
Posted by Traveller (# 1943) on :
 
In the Styx: The magazine of .... Chorister

Help, she's making a takeover!!
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Tut-tut; socially unacceptable Lothlorien

Well, I wouldn't go quite that far - she is an Aussie so you have to make some allowances for her.
 
Posted by PrettyFly (# 13157) on :
 
1 Samuel 15:3... kill The Famous Rachel

But Monica, Ross, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe can be spared.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
I, on the other hand, have met some of those tmi ... georgiaboy(s)
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The green blade re-riseth (gardening thread anew) RoseofSharon

Well, that makes sense...
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Tut tut - socially unacceptable...Amber

Well, yes [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Smudgie hits Glasgow Tractor Girl

√ Check

Next on list: Swindon Tractor Girl
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
is unconditional love Low Treason

Doesn't that depend on the identity of the object of affection?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
A problem with evangelical Jonathan Strange

A problem? I can only pick one???
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Matthew 25:41... Depart churchgeek

That's a bit harsh - and it isn't even in Hell!
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
I wish I'd thought of this thread before posting in Eccles to produce the slighlty troublesome

BCP Commination against ... dj_ordinaire [Eek!] [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Saint Chad (# 5645) on :
 
You're now safe dj_o.

BCP Commination against...Saint Chad.

Had to happen sooner or later. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
What I want on my tombstone ... Resurgam

Oh yes! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Dangit DS, you beat me to it!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Film industry has eaten ken

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
 
Posted by Spiffy (# 5267) on :
 
The problem of evangelical... Spong
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Holy Spirit in ... Just Me
 
Posted by lady in red (# 10688) on :
 
Time for handbags for lady in red

Fine by me. Also time for shoes, earrings and lipsticks. PM to find out what address to send the aforementioned items to [Smile]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
If you could name a .... Laurie 17


Why would you name her 17 when Laurie is such a lovely name?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
1 Samuel 15:3 - Kill Custard. For it swampeth and ruineth many a fine pie, pudding or pastry. Therefore, take thy bowl, and fling it far from thee, even out of the window, lest the custard spoil thy pie, pudding or pastry. For there is no custard in the house of the Lord, nor shall there be.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Today I condemn to twilight

Is this just a poetic way of saying you hope someone goes senile?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
Time for handbags for lady in red

Fine by me. Also time for shoes, earrings and lipsticks. PM to find out what address to send the aforementioned items to [Smile]

Yes, but what color would you like them to be? [Razz]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Vicars who resign after Spong

I wouldn't be surprised to find some.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
christian voice picketing Chief of sinners

Well I think that's their take on it, but... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Is it possible to idolize mousethief

Those with post-count envy certainly do!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Lockerbie bomber likely... the coiled spring

Well, there you go. Problem solved.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
What not to call your chorister
Out of tune?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A right approach to Lamb Chopped

You use the inner fork. The outer fork was for your salad.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Get away from me with that thing!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Two too-funny ones when I logged in:

The most over- and underrated KenWritez
That would be the best & worst paid KenWritezes

Is Rosencrantz still WiffWaff
Check your programmes to be certain
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
God told me to Fletcher Christian

Somehow, I'm not quite clear on how to act on such a command.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Gill H:
Time for handbags for ... (duchess)

Presumably ones big enough to hold that big steel-plated KJV.

This is an embarrassing fact but I do carry around the SP-B in my handbag after all. (Click on my profile to reveal me clutching it)
[Angel]
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Heathcliff! it's me... Pine Marten

Wuthering Heights, the lost chapters.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Evony - control your ephemera

Anything long-lasting is completely out of your control.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What not to call your Esmeralda

late for supper?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Absconding with the Raspberry Rabbit

Bring our Raspberry Rabbit back! It's wanted for our tea!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
What not to call your Esmeralda

late for supper?

Absolutely. I am very fond of eating.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
Heathcliff! it's me,... Esmeralda

...and the plot thickens.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Not really a last post but in Purg, under the "person to blame" category, read thusly:

Person to blame ... pardoner.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Does Scripture change A.Pilgrim

Should.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
So, does God drive on mousethief

Sure feels like it sometimes. [Frown]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
John 14:6 - I am the Tiggy Tiger

I'm pretty sure this translation has gone well beyond inclusive language.


Lay celebration of Salt

This is certain to raise some people's blood pressure.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Gold Wine. . . CuppaT

New liquid diet.
 
Posted by Wiff Waff (# 10424) on :
 
Meanwhile in Purgatory David Attenborough has a fascinating programme on

Mr & Mrs Vicars Panda
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
People don't talk about mousethief

AND I HATE THAT! [Mad]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Welcome to Presbyopic

It's only about an hour down the Intastate ta get ta New Hampsha... All our dairy comes from tha one cow, ayep, but we had two at one time, before tha Holstein wandered off ta Portland in '98...

[ 11. September 2009, 20:01: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Crossdressing duchess

Not nearly as interesting as a cross-dressing duke.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
You know you've been Joyeux

...when you're sitting in her chair, doing her job, and logged onto to the Ship as her.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
People don't talk about... Joan Rasch

That's probably because she lurks far more than she posts, and doesn't give them cause.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
People don't talk about mousethief

AND I HATE THAT! [Mad]

Deeply, deeply offended mousethief - indeed.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Gold wine. . . Sober Preacher's Kid

Only if you lay off the wine.
 
Posted by Cyprian (# 5638) on :
 
Bishop: Call Your Pastor... Pigwidgeon

I suppose it makes diocesan conventions much easier if all the pastors have the same name.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
1 Samuel 15:3... Kill... sanityman

Does it really command that there? A little harsh, maybe...
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Dinner and a Drink with... The Atheist

Sounds okay, as long as he promises not to call the waitstaff stupid c***s.
 
Posted by The Expatriate Theolinguist (# 6064) on :
 
Evony - control your Banner Lady

Particularly if she's into liturgical dance...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Finding a bible, picky Yerevan

I suppose you want it in a language you can read and everything?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
This is your Pearl B4 Swine

Weren't you listening when I said Not to cast it there?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
is civil debate still ken

Civil - yes
Intelligent - yes
Highly creative in insults - yes
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Men's facial hair... blackbeard

Quite. Amongst others.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
If you could recommend... (Lamb Chopped)

It's a fair bet you wouldn't be a vegan

<eta: stray I>

[ 18. September 2009, 22:46: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Refugees Only Want Matt Black

I'm envisioning a picket line, with signs expressing this demand.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
To the shipmate who admires Josephine

Yes?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

FD [Biased]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

FD [Biased]

While I was planning to add as my comment I somehow have this feeling that there's more than one!
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
Votive Light above Adeodatus

I like!
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Foaming Draught:
To the Shipmate who admires Josephine

You called?

You have a lot of company!
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
The Liturgy of the northender

is very traditional prayer book, I believe.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Vicars who resign after... Spike

Spike-bozzled, then.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
800th Anniversary of PeteC

No wonder he wants to be known as Uncle Pete [Razz]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
You beat me to it, FD!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anglican Unitarians seasick

I'm not surprised!
 
Posted by Charabanc (# 14822) on :
 
I've got something but it's not swine flu by piglet
(Couldn't resist!
Best wishes to piglet.)
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
People don't talk about Welease Woderwick

It's a wicious wumour ......

FD [Biased]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
[Killing me]

Thanks FD - there is only one thing worse than being talked about...

- - - -

It not Valentine's Day for several months but already in The Styx we have:

To comet, with love. RooK
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Should great artists Think²

They should. They did. It was the beginning of the Cubist movement.
 
Posted by Think² (# 1984) on :
 
[ [Big Grin] ]
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
What's so good about leo

I didn't know there was a problem with leo.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Throw the adulteress... cliffdweller

Off the cliff! That's the OT for you.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
The Established Church Kid Who Cracked

It was the pressure of those dis-establishmentarians!
 
Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
Throw the adulteress... @jason

I think I'm going to have fun with that little "@". [Smile]
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Parents lying to their Anselmina


Tee hee, poor thing.

[ 01. October 2009, 15:01: Message edited by: andythehat ]
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Crappy Choruses & Mousethief

No further comment required!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you abandoned Jigsaw
"no, mom! I promise I'm coming right back to the puzzle!"

The purpose of Moo
for when you can't find your cows in the field
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you abandoned Liberty?

Nope. We're chatting in the cafe right now!
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Europe's Turkey? Matt Black

Poor thing. And nearly Christmas (sorry, Thanksgiving!) too...
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Tango gets UN cultural approval

Is that the Orange or apple version?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
And the winner is... Og, King of Bashan

Presumably for having the longest bed.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
October: Month of the Bishop's Finger

Other episcopal parts to be allocated over the coming year as appropriate.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is Iran Getting the... IconiumBound

Nope. The UraniumEnriched.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Should we still bother Kid Who Cracked

That depends on whether or not you think the kid would like to be wakened for dinner.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Roman Polanski's Friends... Mogwai

I think that one got wet.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Food that is just piglet

Mmmm... bacon.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Benny Hinn refused... The Man with a Stick

[Smile]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Benny Hinn refused Amazing Grace

So there are limits after all?

[ 05. October 2009, 17:16: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
The Inerrant Word of mousethief

Ten thousand one-liners, patiently transcribed by Josephine.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Inerrant? I.don't.think.so. [Razz]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Food that is just Matt Black

Has been overcooked (we sometimes call it "Cajun Style").
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Hebrews, and non-substitutionary Sanityman

Someone better let him know...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
The Inerrant Word of Imaginary Friend

Uh-oh... this isn't going to lead anywhere good...
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The inerrant word of. . . Bullfrog

Ribbit, ribbit.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Close encounters of piglet

That would be BREAKFAST!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Can I borrow a cup of... mousethief?

Would that be dry mousethief or wet mousethief?
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
That well loved hymn... Custard

I've heard of a "hymn sandwich" but "hymn custard" is a new one on me....
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I've decided to buy Drifting Star

Hey! I'm not for sale ... although ... how much were you offering?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
I've decided to buy Drifting Star

Hey! I'm not for sale ... although ... how much were you offering?

'Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day' (am I revealing my age here?)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is the Cross a Christian... Major Disaster

I think it's a Major Victory. - Death, where is thy sting? [Razz] [Yipee] [Angel]
 
Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :
 
There's something really pleasing about:

The Inerrant Word of .... Spong
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Dropping a piece of the Triple Tiara

*BONK!* Whoops! Damn these low hangin' papal doorframes!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Cats: They're not just presbyopic

They're also arthritic and have migraines and ....
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prof arrested for breathing... Foaming Draught

Not surprised - drinking's the way to do it.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Berlusconi "persecuted" the coiled spring

Well, I always said that he couldn't be all bad!
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Does your church kidnap... Panda

Not sure where that comes in the lectionary.
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous... andythehat)

Sorry, couldn't resist!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
And God the Word was El Greco

Hmmm... not sure that that meshes with the Doctrine of the Trinity.
 
Posted by marsupial. (# 12458) on :
 
Is it stealing? (Mousethief)

Well he would know...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Rest in peace - rise ken

[Eek!] [Eek!] [Eek!]

ken? You OK?
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Resurrection of the leo

But what about the other star signs?
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Who's To Blame? Dumpling Jeff

I knew it, I just knew it!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Can you 'come as you... Spiffy

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Fr Weber (# 13472) on :
 
And God the Word was...Ricardus

So now we know.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Experience of alternative... mousethief

New at Disneyland: Only 1 post per month! Multiliners! mousethief warmers!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Evony - Control Your Banner Lady

... yeah, good luck with that! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Zappa and Kuruman hit... Zappa

BDSM?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Liturgy of the Bishops Finger

I am picturing a finger puppet dressed up as a 18th century English divine. With really tiny ruffles.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Question for People Lamb Chopped

How would you prefer yourself to be prepared? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
And God the Word was... Barnabas62

He's with us on the Ship!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Dropping a piece of ... Fr Weber

Leprosy, it's getting the best of me...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
80s food (piglet)
I was still a meat-eater in the 80s, but I'm pretty sure I never ate baby pigs. [Waterworks] [Disappointed]

Prayers of the Faithful (saysay)
So would a full rosary be to saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysaysay
saysaysaysaysaysaysaysay your prayers?
 
Posted by Michael Astley (# 5638) on :
 
The Liturgy of the...ExclamationMark

Being a service of outreach to the puncutaion pedants who have yet to find salvation.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
SoF Denominational Jigsaw

That about sums it up!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Michael Astley:
The Liturgy of the...ExclamationMark

Being a service of outreach to the puncutaion pedants who have yet to find salvation.

Puncutaion? Wait till the speeling experts get here!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A question for secondary... Emma Louise

If I may: Is there a primary Emma Louise as well?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Politically Correct Aumbry

There must be another Aumbry around then. [Biased]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
There once was a girl full of chips

who had larger than average hips.

Intelligence, below average
She never learned the adage

A moment on the lips
Forever on the hips.

eta: there's a reason I don't play on the limerick thread. [Hot and Hormonal]

[ 22. October 2009, 20:37: Message edited by: Angel Wrestler ]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Pope announces plans for Martin L

This might be a good time to take that trip to Wartburg...
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Is Rosencrantz still joyeux?

Was he ever joyful?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Write them upon the mousethief

Except the he doesn't hold still long enough to finish the writing!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Was the BBC right to... Pooks

If you invite a goblin, goblin speak is what you get.
 
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Zappa and Kuruman hit ... Pancho

Ow! What did they do that for?
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Halloween Crossword pimple.

I guess that's one costume option I hadn't considered.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
An act of love towards Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

A retirement party and a gold watch?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Dumb questions for pimple

I'm sure I could think of lots ("Did you have to show up today?" "Why the end of my nose?" etc.), but the more interesting question is, What would be an intelligent question to ask a pimple?
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Oopsie, forgot I was....Amber

Happens all the time. Need to write it down somewhere... [Help]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
If God never changes likenew4u

...then ur stuck with the same old God?
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Pope announces plans...The end of the world


Did he give a time and date?

[ 25. October 2009, 20:37: Message edited by: Nunzia ]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Whoops. Sorry, wrong thread.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Resurrection of the Kid Who Cracked

Humpty Dumpty will be raised on the last day!!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What does it mean to... WhyNotSmile

Well, WhyNotTryAndSee? [Smile]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Is written liturgy moveable type

Not necessarily, it could be carved in stone (and some think it is).
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Can we make the world... a Feminine Force

I dare say the men would have something to say about that.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Go away and follow...Edward Green

Well, better him than ++Akinola!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eat your dog to save... mousethief

I've just had two hotdogs - this must suffice!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
What not to call your child .... Mother Julian

Mother Julian certainly sounds like something to not name your kid! Almost a two-fer; you wouldn't just get an odd and sometimes embarrassing name, you'd get confusion to boot!
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Eat your dog to save Liopleurodon

I don't have a dog... guess I'm going to have to let her die [Two face]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Write them upon your. . . Jigsaw

And then break it into 1000 pieces.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Anyone up for meeting Spike

...are there reasons we shouldn't be? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Yet another non-existent Horseman Bree

The place is crawling with 'em. Occam would be appalled.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Does Christianity justify IngoB

All things are possible - even if miracles do take a little longer!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Yet another non-existent jacobsen

Hope it wasn't my job to keep count of them!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Should Shipmates be Scot
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can conservatives at... mousethief

First five cans free - preserve your conservatives now!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Should Shipmates be Pants?

Probably not, but some of 'em are determined to be, nevertheless.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Choristers - To pay CorgiGreta

I'm unclear whether the choristers are to pay CG or whether CG is to be paid in Choristers! [Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
That well-loved hymn... LostinChelsea

Ah, yes. But I can't think of how it ends.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Should Shipmates be jacobsen

Not all of them, surely - that would be too confusing.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Should shipmates be five

The possible title for Milne's literary output, prior to Now we are six
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Swine flu vaccine contains ... LambChopped

Ewww.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
But only in nano-particles!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Repunctuating a bit we have:

Recipe, Exchange for daisydaisy

The problem is that if I send a recipe and get daisydaisy, will I be able to afford the upkeep?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
But only in nano-particles!

LambReallyChopped
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Mushed.
 
Posted by Fr Weber (# 13472) on :
 
Should shipmates be...hatless

A central burning question, certainly!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Gaping holes in your ... PrettyFly
[Eek!] That is just so scary at so many levels. [Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Gaping holes in your nickel

How gaping can holes in a coin less than an inch across be?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Choristers to pay Choirboy

Why does this make me suspicious...
 
Posted by Herrick (# 15226) on :
 
Hymns of Babel by Gay Organ Grinder
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Gaping holes in your PrettyFly

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Gaping Holes in your PrettyFly

Time to check the ol' zipper... [Eek!]

ETA--that was a QUICK crosspost.

[ 04. November 2009, 17:08: Message edited by: Organ Builder ]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
[Killing me] Great minds...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Should Shipmates be Joyeux

Definitely!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Shadowhund changed TouJoursDan
 
Posted by Suze (# 5639) on :
 
What must I do to be... A Feminine Force

Fabulous
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Pope announces plans... Sober Preacher's Kid

It's an ecumenical intervention!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
What must I do to be.... salt

Ask Lot's wife. She'll tell you.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Have you abandoned Zappa

No, he's right ... Oh hell! Where did he go?!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Holy Kiss, what about la vie en rouge.

Now that you mention it, the latter does sound better [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful... Welease Wodewick

Lowd, hew ow pwaw.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Holy Kiss, what about la vie en rouge.

Now that you mention it, the latter does sound better [Big Grin]

Yikes, now the people in the pews will have the same trouble washing the lipstick off their faces that the Altar Guild has getting it out of purificators!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Does our psyche demand Myrrh

No, not really. Not frankincense either. Gold, on the other hand, my psyche would be more than pleased with.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Christian Terrorism (Evensong)

Only when it's done wrong.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Why religion is dangerous - JonahMan

Well, if anyone would know, Jonah would!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Should we revive Choral Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

Is that a sort of liturgical dance?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Should we revive Choral Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

Is that a sort of liturgical dance?

Since what we in Britain call flip flops, are called thongs in Australia, you could have an ecclesiastical thong. Which would be interesting outside Australia. Reminds me of that famous biblical book The Thong of Thongs...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
...and the Brain-dead ... mousethief

Figured I'd better grab this before somebody else does. [Big Grin] (Guilty as charged btw)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Aw shucks, you beat me to it!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Immortality of the Divine Outlaw Dwarf

Yeah, divinity does that, doesn't it?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The SoF Railway Enthusiasts' ken

Probably to take a long-distance trip on a train, or at least to get down to the tracks for a little trainspotting?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Pope announces plans... Major Disaster

Yes, and I think that it would be in the best interest of all of us if he'd stop doing that [Razz]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Is climate change Dumpling Jeff.

It could be; I've been dumpled by climate change, m'self!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Pope announces plans... Desert Daughter

Surely any daughter the Pope has must be old enough to take care of herself by now? Seeing as he's been celibate for decades? No? No?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
If atheism is not a Socratic-enigma...

...then what is it?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The bible is just... Luke

I think some people might object to that. Starting with Matthew, Mark, John...
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
The bible is just... Luke

I think some people might object to that. Starting with Matthew, Mark, John...

Beat me to it! I was going to say it must be the ultra minimalist version.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Aelred of Riveaux:
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
The bible is just... Luke

I think some people might object to that. Starting with Matthew, Mark, John...

Beat me to it! I was going to say it must be the ultra minimalist version.
I'd be happy with that version.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful telepath

"Oh Lord, I know what you're going to do. Do it anyway. Amen."
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Is it OK to read scripture seasick

Well, I'd steer clear of Jonah if I were you...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Assume that there is Evensong

Would that imply no Compline?
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
Is it OK to read scripture seasick

Well, I'd steer clear of Jonah if I were you...

How about the walking on water? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
People actually eat ... Custard

Why yes, I believe they do.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
People actually eat ... piglet

Usually named suckling pig. Delicious! Bagsie the apple!
 
Posted by Dal Segno (# 14673) on :
 
How do Americans preach... Moo

I'd suspected it was Baa. I stand corrected.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
You beat me to it!

Actually, most of us preach like Charlie Brown's Teacher
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Does my pew need its... Pearl B4 Swine

Every pew needs its pearl, long before any swines.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
People actually eat Zappa

I hope it wasn't the visit to the US that gave him additional flavouring...
 
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :
 
People actually eat....Bean Sidhe

Black bean sauce. natch!

[ 17. November 2009, 22:21: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
When to stop watching Martha

When Jesus says to look at Mary instead.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
"Proper" Leetle Masha

Ah, I've always wondered what I had to do to encounter the improper one ...... [Devil]
 
Posted by Leetle Masha (# 8209) on :
 
Alas, Foaming Draught, I fear you were born too late.... Your last opportunity occurred approximately half a century ago.

Thanks for the compliment, though! [Smile]

Mary
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Special Services for Baptist Trainfan

Now that's quite a niche! Perhaps this would be a possibility:

The Old Testament Evensong

(I'm guessing they used the song of Hannah where we place the Magnificat.)

[ 18. November 2009, 08:56: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
People actually eat... Sparrow

Do they? It's not very filling, is it!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
The Path to Hell is Evensong

But they sound so pretty...AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Assume there is..Intellect by Proxy

If only!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Consigning to Hell PeteC

...seems reasonable enough under the circumstances.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why religion is dangerous... Erin

It's the sharp, pointy teeth!
 
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on :
 
The Raising of the Bishop's Finger

I'm afraid to guess what that might signify...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Please Don't Label uncletony
 
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
Novus Ordo Missae goes...cor ad cor loquitur

And the wheels on the bus go round and round [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Its Christmas. Get Kitten.

I know what someone is getting!
 
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
The raising of The Royal Spaniel

...is worrying the royal corgis.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Cats. They're not just... Lamb Chopped.

You can also get them sliced, ground, roasted whole....
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Its Christmas. Get PeteC

That's not really in the spirit of it, now is it? [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
[tangent] I don't know: I reckon Pete'd make a great Santa! [/tangent]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
People who use the IntellectByProxy

...and there are so many!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Its Christmas. Get Kitten.

I know what someone is getting!

Tastes just like chicken!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Foaming Draught hosting Duchess

Finally she found someone to pay for dinner.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
How do you solve a Matrix

I knew I should have paid more attention in maths classes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There's nothing you... Leaf

Not if you're a tree in autumn.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
So violence against Marvin the Martian

is not the kind of thing the UK government is bothered with. (YMMV)
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
What not to call your Mousethief.

Why, "ship's thieving rodent," of course!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a girl full of chips

Who had the most generous hips....
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
The Liturgy of the celestialstarfire

Not another Eddy/Laetare thread!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Whatever happened to Jonah the Whale

Erm, he got swallowed by a prophet?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
I KNOW I have the Holy Custard

Now I need the Blessed Treacle Pudding.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Two from Ecclesiantics. On the topic of saying, "This is the Word of the Lord":

quote:
Originally posted by Think²:
I've always rather liked it - the liturgical equivalent to "fucking pay attention, people"

and later, on the same thread, this gem:

quote:
Originally posted by Angloid:
We anglicans are so woolly that at least Jesus won't have any problem recognising us as his sheep.


 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Umm, Mamacita, did you mean those to go on the SOF Quotes File thread?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
People who use the Choirboy

...get a long prison sentence?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Curiosity killed

Yeah, well, one man's meat...
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
This is the Word of ... Fr Weber

So,I sure hope you were listening.
 
Posted by Kasra (# 10631) on :
 
Christ our Passover Mousethief

damn, I knew I'd got it wrong all these years...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Pray for me, I've been piglet

Oh dear, are we talking miracles again?
 
Posted by vascopyjama (# 1953) on :
 
Violence against Rook

not a good idea I would have thought
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Everyone's least favorite Silver Faux

Bit of an improvement, actually; I used to be everyone's least favorite skunk!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
What will be the end Bene Gesserit

It will be the Kwisatz Haderach, the one who can see where we can't, the one who can be many places at once.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
What is it with men.... Hare today

and gone tomorrow - that male-pattern baldness is such a problem....
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Your LEAST favorite mousethief

Oh, how can you choose just one? [Devil]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
longest name for a Graven Image

Perhaps "the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up" (Daniel 3:5)?
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
Umm, Mamacita, did you mean those to go on the SOF Quotes File thread?

Yes, I did. Thank you. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
Currently topping the list in Dead Horses...

Pro life Hawk

A vegetarian raptor, eh?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Holy Men Holy Women... Spiffy

Aren't they, though? Downright topping!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
help! RooK

Now that has to be a trap. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
As much as I dislike .... seasick.

Yeurck, it is pretty foul.
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Is Jeremy Clarkson... Radical Whig

Whig, Stig, what's the difference?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is Jeremy Clarkson... Luigi

Don't know if he's got Italian roots, but he's definitely rather on the macho side. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Alwyn (# 4380) on :
 
The Thickest Thickie...Alwyn

Damn. I was hoping to keep that a secret.

Everyone! Look over there! Something shiny!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Your LEAST Favorite "Lite" Christmas Tune by Zappa

I guess I'd say that "Yellow Snow" song.
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
Don't worry Alwyn:

The Thickest Thickie... Mousethief

There, better now?! [Yipee]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Can I get deleted or Rook?

Another trick question?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Recipe thread - another... piglet

Mmmmmh!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Tiger Woods, Choirboy

I thought he'd be a little busy most Sunday mornings to get to church - and then cassock, surplice and ruff might look a bit odd on the 1st tee.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Fruitcake: Alan Cresswell

Well yes, but in the nicest possible way [Biased]
 
Posted by vascopyjama (# 1953) on :
 
second openly gay bishop

dafyd

oh I thought he was the only one in the village...

[ 08. December 2009, 11:16: Message edited by: vascopyjama ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
My soul magnifies the pimple.

Out, out, damned spot!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Immortality of the Bullfrog

This croaker never croaks!

(I don't like using mine, but couldn't pass this one up!)
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say "Ye must be spawned again."
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Alpha News... page after..Zappa

The alphabet comes full circle.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Global Warming - prove Belisarius

sounds like a tabloid headline to me, or a daunting essay assignment!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Currently playing in Eccles:

Methodist Worship Graven Image

[Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There is no simple bullfrog.

They are all incredibly complex and mysterious beings.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Methodist worship Graven Image
I can't decide which is the worse sin: the idolatry, or the mistaken subject-verb agreement.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
This Tree Died for Herrick

Fair enough. Herrick's worth a tree or two, I'd think!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
...and the Brain-dead Alfred E. Neuman

I always thought that was part of his charm.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
There is no simple Latchkey Kid

Gone are the days of leaving the key under a fake plastic rock. Alas...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Santa turned away from Five
Not even a lump of coal?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is the point of aggg
Just asking...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
What is the point of Anselm

His model of PSA, or so I've been led to believe.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Santa turned away from Graven Image

As one might hope!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
My soul magnifies the ... mousethief

and my spirit doth rejoice in gin and cashews!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Idiots with no sense ... mousethief

Sometimes seems that way, don't it?


(@Mamacita: nice!)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I really should be piglet.
Is this a sign?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
The Ecclesiantics Altimeter ken

Step right up and get measured! How high is yours?
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
Veiled in flesh the alienfromzog

Yuck!
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
Special services for Bishop's Finger

[Eek!] I'm not asking...
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
[Hot and Hormonal] saw this one on myself!

What do you leave Angel Wrestler?

a limp.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
[Hot and Hormonal] saw this one on myself!

What do you leave Angel Wrestler?

a limp.

A limp what? (I'll get me coat...)
 
Posted by andythehat (# 10399) on :
 
What is the point of... Jessie Phillips

I see a rich vein coming from this one...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
The difficulty of ignoring Imaginary Friend.

It's always the imaginary ones which are hardest to ignore.... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Blue Christmas Services Choirboy

Let the poor lad in, he'll die a death out there!
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Things I want to know, Curiosity killed...

No!!! Don't do it!!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Veiled in flesh the English Ploughboy

yup ... it almost scans. Somehow it lacks something in incarnational significance, but William Blake would approve, I feel ...
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
The difficulty of ignoring Call me Numpty

His/Her* posts are just so witty, entertaining etc./long-winded* - you just can't miss 'em!

* delete as appropriate
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by seasick:
Veiled in flesh the alienfromzog

Yuck!

It's how I blend into human society... [Snigger]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Where is Haggis? Surfing madness.

As the over-arching wave of insanity threatens to swamp the over-confident Scotsman's brogues...
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
what is the point of mousethief...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The most gratuitous pimple

Personally, I have none I couldn't do without.
 
Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :
 
Church of England targets ... Holy Smoke
None of that regular smoke here. If you wish to smoke it had better be Holy Smoke.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Can someone explain Timothy the Obscure

If we could explain him, he wouldn't be obscure.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
The Kid who Cracked Evensong

So simple, only a child could understand....
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sacrifice, martyrdom,... churchgeek

One thing leads to another.


Is Rosencrantz still... mousethief

Check the cast list?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
[Big Grin]


I work in a living duchess

Welcome to the Ship's first nanobot!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Have you selected your... Baptist Trainfan

Yes, I'll have the one with the camera and the notebook and the timetable, and whose anorak isn't waterproof, please.
 
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :
 
Actually I don't have a notebook, nor do I hang out at the ends of railway platforms (well, not often!)

And I've only got an anorah because my wife made me get one when it got cold last month and because our local Milletts was closing down ...

The last photo I took of a train was 18 months ago - and it didn't come out anyway!!!

[ 31. December 2009, 15:20: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Who sings at funerals. . . . Amazing Grace

Well, yes, that's one of the old standards, isn't it?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful Telepath

Well, God hears all our prayers equally, but some of us probably know better how we can pray for each other. [Angel]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anglican devotion to Foaming Draught

Strange, I thought it was more Sherry and Gin that got them really devotional
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Favourite Christmas birdsoftheair

four calling birds,
three French hens,
two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
John 14:6 - "I am the Lamb Chopped

This might be a colorful way to paraphrase, "My flesh is food indeed," but that's actually found elsewhere in John.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
If you could choose Spong

For my bishop? For my dodge-ball team? Who are the other choices, anyway?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Where was John the Spong

New Jersey, I think.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is "climate change"... Alan Cresswell

Only if he has a lot of beans.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The Lion Witch and Balaam

Would talking animals be the connection?

Do they still make Ender's Shadow

Only when the sun is out.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Knitting and all things To the Pain

You're holding your needles wrong. Let me show you.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Out of the Old and into the Imaginary Friend

I have no witty thing to say to that. It just had to be documented!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
A certain family from Rossweisse
Small town in Switzerland, right?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Do they still make... Leaf

Yes! Mainly in spring and summer.

[ 07. January 2010, 03:38: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The Dumpling Jeff Horror... Dumpling Jeff

Well obviously...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
You can't handle the mousethief

PUT ME DOWN!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Who am I? Cure my amnesia! Imaginary Friend
I think this one could set a psychiatrists career for life.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Do American "Evangelicals" want Spiffy

Not anymore - they were trying to get her to be a sunbeam for Jesus, but they seem to have beaten a hasty retreat.
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
Come and get your valuable Lamb Chopped

Sacrificial quality only.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Resurrection of the mousethief

You can't keep a good rodent down ....
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I recommend bicarbonate of soda.
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Bible Believing Evangeline

Ooh ooh I knew those Jensenistas were wrong about me all the time. I AM a bible believing Christian cos SOF told me so.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Uncleanness in the Latchkey Kid

Give him a bell to ring as he walks through town.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
The Lion Witch and Eigon

Sounds very Jasper Fforde
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Dormouse

These old Roman recipes keep coming back.
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
You Know you've been Imaginary Friend

That's what happens if you're negative and rooted.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
where can I find a monkeylizard

Have you asked at the zoo?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Favourite devotional...Graven Image

Has to be the cow. Definitely.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why not remarry Bullfrog?

Well, it it did not work out the first time...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pat Robertson reckons... Wesley J

Run away! Run away to the hills! The Day of Reckoning has come! - Oh, it's only Piteous Pat. The nurse should be along shortly. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
There once was a girl mousethief

I don't believe it!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Week of prayer for Curiosity Killed

I would want anyone's lost curiosity to be resurrected, but a whole week of prayer? Well, I guess if we planned at least one public liturgy, at least that would pique people's curiosity!
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Should the state reform Grammatica

Could be worth a try...
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
And the secret ingredient is lilBuddha

Yum! (See my sig [Smile] )
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
There once was a girl Chorister

OMG yes! Wasn't there just! She caused havoc! Suddenly we had fourteen extra tenors, and then when her voice matured and she joined the altos, ten tenors and seventeen basses switched sides and did irreparable damage to their vocal chords.
There was this perennial argument as to whether it was better to look into her limpid eyes or stand behind her and wallow in her fragrance.

Her father was a policeman - you remember? - and very, very protective. That's how I got this nose. How do you mean - was it worth it? I, um, what am I doing in here. Doing, not dopi9ng, yes thatsch itxzzz.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Jesus - love him or leo

Is that an either/or question?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Reverence and the Holy Leaf

So, a wiccan thread?
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Now, if instead of wiccan you'd said Rastafarian... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Week of prayer for Baptist Trainfan

OK. But - and I know our heavenly Father knows what we have need of even before we ask; I only seek clarification so I can pray more effectively - are we praying for a conversion out of the Baptist Church, or into a different hobby?

(edited to fix typo)

[ 18. January 2010, 08:25: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Jesus - love him or leo

Is that an either/or question?

It's a trick question - Jesus is the Leo of Judah!
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Well, I got

Jesus - love him or custard

which is a little less profound, but possibly an equally difficult choice. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Could There be Female Albertus

I think that would be Alberta.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Our Lady ken

This will change my mental image of him, um, her?
Not judging, of course....
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
White Men Want to Jump Hiro's Leap

Follow that Hiro!
 
Posted by Liberty (# 713) on :
 
Come here to get your lamb chopped

I've been looking for a decent butchers.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Palm Sunday or Passion... Leaf

Isn't that one and the same?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
O! Canada: Chattering... piglet

"b-b-but P-P-P-Pooh!"
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Well, I got

Jesus - love him or custard

which is a little less profound, but possibly an equally difficult choice. [Big Grin]

That sounds like some kind of satanic inversion of Eddie Izzard's "Cake or death?"
 
Posted by urbanbumpkin (# 13505) on :
 
What do you eat on Toujours Dan

presumably some kind of chocolate spread?
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
Can someone please post on the "Taking advantage of the vulnerable" thread, so that it no longer reads
quote:
Taking advantage of Adeodatus

 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Sparrow

I imagine it would take quite a number of them to make a decent meal.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
'Tis the season to Lyda*Rose

Really, we should never lyda anyone. The Ten Commandments say so, anyway.

(Sorry...)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
There once was a girl Foaming Draught

Rabid and too much to drink.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The great American Sober Preacher's Kid

I think he'd rather be referred to as Canadian!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Secret Crushes duchess

Keeping secrets really can be dangerous!
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Why is it so damn hard... WellYesAndNo

Peter Abelard attempts counselling.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is Blair guilty of MerlintheMad?

I'm not entirely sure what we're accusing him of here... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Jesus loves me this bullfrog

I don't know if I'm saying something endearing or vulgar.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
What do people generally ken?

Well, they ken a lot of different things. Ken kens more than many.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
from Heaven:

"Just because it's in pigwidgeon."

Ibay on'tday onay owhay otay eakspay igwidgeonpay.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
America's Most Imaginary Friend

Rather sad when you have more than one...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Jesus loves me this bullfrog

I don't know if I'm saying something endearing or vulgar.

I read it as substitutionary amphibiophilism.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Help on choosing a Sober Preacher's Kid

1. Find a number sober preacher's kids
2. Look for evidence of desirable features and lack of undesirable
3. Possibly ask friends, family about said features
4. Make list of desirable and undesirable features for each SPK
5. Total up points. Pick SPK with best points ratio.

Glad to help.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Common sense wins the orfeo.

All well and good, but will it fit on the trophy shelf?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Would you trade this orfeo?

Well, having just won it...

[ 04. February 2010, 02:40: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The Great American Duchess.

Yes, yes, she is. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
When did that happen? by Curiosity Killed the Cat.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Manchester Tart and jedijudy

Guilt by association?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
I don't even need to associate with anyone to be declared guilty! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I told you not to hang around with that little tart.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Sadly Wiffles already posted (on 06 May, 2008 @15:41!)
quote:

Recipe thread - another piglet

So I won't repeat it. No. However, just in case her gloriously opportunistic nomenclature is ever forgotten it's now back again in that context, and I'll just remind you that he did mention it, even though I won't.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Return of the Pesky PeteC

Yup, happens every January! Next year we may get a month's reprieve.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Mother of God? David Powell
But I thought that was Mary...
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Heat up the coals for comet

She's in Alaska. That makes perfect sense.
 
Posted by Herrick (# 15226) on :
 
The hard northern exterior by custard
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Heat up the coals for Campbellite

The cats will have their revenge!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Should we accept that Louise?

Of course we should. Not so certain about the other Louise...
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
OT Temple worship and... (Isaac David)

Ironic as neither really had a temple to worship at (not counting the tabernacle).
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Mother of God? Call me Numpty.

Hail Numpty, full of wit.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Clear your damn sidewalk... Pardoner

Those scallop shells and pieces of the true cross are blocking my right of way!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Cameron or Brown - Jolly Jape

You mean the whole 'having to choose one of them' thing was a joke? Praise be!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What color is your Pottage

Red, of course!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Mobile Phones in the Albertus

Sounds a bit uncomfortable. Probably voids the warranty as well.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Grandson of FLP (Famous lilBuddha

Another celebrity in our midst!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What color is your Meg the Red

Blue. Why?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
John 14:6 - I am the Seeker100

Definitely more PoMo than the traditional rendering of that verse!
 
Posted by El Greco (# 9313) on :
 
Calling the priest... Michael Astley

Congratulations Michael! Will you upload pictures from your ordination?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
I hate Valentine's comet

Should I drag out the telescope?

[ 10. February 2010, 00:26: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Couldn't resist another one. [Smile]

Is it time to overturn Dave W.

Depends, how long has he been cooking on that side? And is your spatula nearby?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Tunes for 'O God our Baptist Trainfan

I can't handle these new praise songs!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is it time to overturn Og, King of Bashan?

By Jove, YES! It is time Bashan had a Parliamentary democracy. Especially since we won't clear his damn sidewalk.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Aramaic vs. Greek and Bullfrog.

Bullfrog is by far the most difficult to learn, being tonal and everything. Unless, of course, you are born to it.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Back in the good ol' Custard

Where I belong.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
The English just don't ken

Those Brits just don't get it...
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Just because it's in five,
you can't give the last quarter note an extra beat... [Killing me]
 
Posted by El Greco (# 9313) on :
 
Calling the priest Major Disaster

Isn't this a bit rude?
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
To Set the Captives Custard

Another ten minutes in the oven should do it, and mind your punctuation.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Methodists Ready to Try

Well, it's better than not trying, I suppose...
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Just because it's in five,
you can't give the last quarter note an extra beat... [Killing me]

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
The English just don't IntellectByProxy

Absolutely not. We do all our intellecting directly.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Describing spiritual ken

Don't need to describe him, he's the bloke whats next to spiritual Barbie.
 
Posted by Rossweisse. (# 2349) on :
 
Heat up the coals for... Janine

Oh, surely not! She, after all, puts the "fun" into "fundamentalist"!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
When the Passion has... Custard the dish tastes even better!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Methodists Ready to Try

Could make a good bumper sticker to sell at the seminary bookstore.

[ 17. February 2010, 18:15: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Should Archbishops in the Church of ENGLAND Speak English? Anglican't

And yet you would think Anglicould.

[Disappointed]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Heat up the coals for RooK

Does he need them for cooling his drink in Hell?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
public safety for the Chorister

Erm, people in glass houses shouldn't sing High C?
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Describing Spiritual Snags If only there was enough time, life is short.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Policy for sending the Weeder

First class registered post only. No liability accepted if the package isn't signed for.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
public safety for the JonahMan

Keep away from whales - in fact stay right away from the edges of the Ship.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Have you noticed that Chorister

Which one? That one? No, that one. No, the next one over. No, over the other direction.


Nevermind.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Do ginger-haried people eat... Lyda*Rose?

Such a prurient question from a Chorister!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Do ginger people eat pimple?

Don't even go there! (And if you must, get the f****** quote right!)
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
You Can Just Shove Lyda*Rose

Why on earth would you wish to do such a thing?!?!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
I've been punked by Silver Faux. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Shipmates not revealing Amazing Grace
One should be content with their revealing any grace at all.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Domestic cats are mousethief

But only as a hobby. Barnyard cats thieve to survive.

[ 02. March 2010, 22:32: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
"Concertizing" chorister

Oooh, I do hope she tours!
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Bone-headed narcissists... mousethief

Now, now, now, be nice!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
This door is Pigwidgeon

and that one over there is Roger...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Domestic cats are RooK

Surely that should read: 'Domestic cats ate RooK'.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Aramaic vs. Greek and Custard

Ooh, I think I'll choose the Greek and Custard, please - can I choose which Greek, too?

[Biased]
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
I have just discovered this thread, and honestly I haven't laughed that hard in several years. I completely lost it after reading the "just because it's in five" one.

Ahem.

The freedom to blur Dafyd

Alternatively, sharpen your pencils BEFORE next week's drawing class.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Just answer the Question orfeo

What?! I thought I just did.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes you believe Stowaway John

His producing a valid ticket for passage.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
Replacing the Liturgy of... chive

But why? It must surely be fascinating. Somebody just doesn't like little green onions, I bet.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Domestic cats are Kelly Alves.

Everybody wants to be a cat...
 
Posted by Rossweisse. (# 2349) on :
 
Changing the Tune (on... Belle Ringer)

Well, you'd better get her the new sheet music well in advance.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Worship Dave Marshal

Seems like a ground floor opportunity. Can I get in as an early disciple? Get my own gospel 'n everything?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
This door is... Wesley J

No, it isn't! [Confused]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Shroud of Turin meet Pete C

Pete C, Shroud of Turin. You should likely get on well.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Shroud of Turin meet Pete C

Pete C, Shroud of Turin. You should likely get on well.

Well, they're about the same age so...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Oh Canada! chattering piglet.

Well, they've not much fur, so of course...
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
March 12, 2010 04:03 PM:

Return of the Pesky... LutheranChik

What? Hasn't she hatched yet?
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Moronic sex-themed Chorister

The truth is out at last!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Damn, he found me out again.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
False rape allegation... add name here

Whilst this thread is discussing a vitally important topic I do fear it may malign a few reputations.... At least it says the allegations are false.

AFZ
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
False rape allegation... add name here

Whilst this thread is discussing a vitally important topic I do fear it may malign a few reputations.... At least it says the allegations are false.

AFZ

[Tangent]Many years ago, there was a thread at the top of the board in Kerygmania that had no posts for several Days, so on the main page of the Ship were the immortal words "Spawn of the Devil... Alan Cresswell" [/Tangent]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
LEVITICUS: The Bible Bullfrog.

Solid name for an amphibian interested in bible studies.
 
Posted by Janine (# 3337) on :
 
This morning's board front page is intertesting:

Ancient Geek - the Drifting Star

Just couldn't settle down.


False Rape Accusation: Moth

Yah, sure. Like she's got time to tapdance around with false accusations.


Is it possible to call... Janine

Have my people call your people.


Return of the Pesky Cinnamon cicada

Really? I've never had that sort of impression of C.C. ...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is Jedi a religion Crœsos?

Not sure he is the person to query on this.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Start Dead Horse Thread... Pegasus

That's a way to keep things in the family, I suppose.
 
Posted by Masha (# 10098) on :
 
You beat me to it Joyeux!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Pinning down Elisha's Custard

Hold still so I can eat you already!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Dead sea scrolls - Squibs

Well, I think that is a little dismissive; they surely have some uses.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Bullying nuns, cliffdweller?

Hit a new low, have we?
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Return of the Pesky Sandemaniac

That explains all the empty port bottles in the cupboard. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Things which shock Og, King of Bashan

The Israelite army?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
View Your Posts Pants

But what about their shirts? Surely their shirts would be more interesting!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Who is your Christian LutheranChik

Um... LutheranChik?

There once was a girl piglet

Was? [Eek!] Please don't tell me she wound up on a bacon cheeseburger! [Waterworks]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Recommend me a bible Bullfrog

Well, the bible Bullfrog we have here seems to be serviceable. Now, how about a sutra Bullfrog?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Known by their Socratic Enigma

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Known by their Boogie

That must be a fairly distinctive dance, then.
 
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :
 
Decline and Fall of Yorick

Yadda yadda. Might as well get in there first.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Typical Roman Catholic Bullfrog.

Always croaking all through Mass.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Encroaching Creatures: Piglet

Hard to think how a piglet could encroach upon anything. Except perhaps breakfast.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Why everything is becoming bush baptist

I'm guessing it has to do with a recent arrival of Baptist missionaries to the bush, but whether they're there to stay or just to "rescue" orphans I can't say. [Two face]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
If Christ Fulfilled El Greco
Though I cannot bring myself to add more of a comment, this was simply too funny not to post.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Typical Roman Catholic Leo

Roman Catholic Virgos are harder to find...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Does Creation Science Boogie

If it did, then I guess it'd be good for something!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Decline and Fall of Think²

Well, it all started in Eccles...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Several hours later we have a theological conundrum:

Sin, forgiveness, and Yorick
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Decline and Fall of Cod
Which Cod? Surely not The One True Cod™

[ 30. March 2010, 18:18: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Avila (# 15541) on :
 
Who's afraid of the...
(Christian Agnostic)

(new to this game but may get hooked on the looking [Yipee] )
 
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
Can anyone recommend a... Doc Tor?

I've got a little niggle that I'd like checked out...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Things which shock Lola
If Lou Reed can be believed, I shouldn't think this could be a very long list...

Gender gap amongst North East Quine
Could import Quine from another region to adjust the balance. Provided, of course, that they have not diverged into sub-species.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can you recommend a... wild haggis

They're all fabulous - the wilder, the better!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Easter Day makes me seasick [Help]
 
Posted by phil2357 (# 15431) on :
 
Full immersion outside CuppaT

My preference too. I'm not a biscuit.
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
The Definition of Mental....Amber

Didn't we all know it [Big Grin]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Out of the mouths Moo
made me smile.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Out of the mouths... Moo

The level of debate in Purgatory is slipping (or is it...?)

<note to self: post first, edit later to ensure getting in first...>

[ 06. April 2010, 20:57: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Out of the mouths... Moo

The level of debate in Purgatory is slipping (or is it...?)

Perhaps they are discussing Simon Cow-ell?
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Typical Roman Catholic..Boogie

It'll never replace The Vatican Rag.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Don't you believe it!

...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dr Who - the eleventh... El Greco

Friend or foe? More importantly, can he go up stairs?


Does the doctor want... CJ

Sometimes they may just want to have a nap CM, and if overworked, the same DPC, MS QL.


Incense. Love it or... Choirboy

I prefer incense, but thanks anyway.


John 20 'Doubting'... leo

Wasn't that Thomas? Lest it be Mark the evangelist. But to call him doubting only because his gospel is short? Lazy perhaps, but doubting?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
leo, did you have to Think²
I would be happy if everyone at least Thought once.
 
Posted by El Greco (# 9313) on :
 
Easter Day makes me Angel Wrestler

Why did you resurrect just one person? Bad angels!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Typical Roman Catholic Cod

But only on Fridays.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
What is 'normal' for Eutychus

Drowsiness?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Fat people are harder Josephine.


[Cool]
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
I confess (Moo)

I refuse to take personal responsibility (Oink)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is ‘normal’ for... ExclamationMark

Being at the end of a sentence?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Angel Wrestler

[Cool]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Typical Roman Catholic Foaming Draught

About time he swam the Tiber!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry for the double post though they are hours apart - this one just had a lovely touch of the surreal:

Dr Who - the eleventh Dormouse
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Richard Dawkins: I... mousethief

A rather unorthodox admission there! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is the stupidest Traveler

The one who picked his vacation strictly by the travel brochure.

(Afghanistan is so lovely in the spring.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Three main themes of Moo

Cud chewing, milk producing and ozone reduction?
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
A slight misread on my part...I thought it said:

Anglicans and Morons Eddy
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Richard Dawkins: I... Boogie

But you can't dance.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Tits Boogie

And aren't we glad!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Tits RooK

Nope, tits rock!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
This has been bugging me for a long time...

Fat people are harder

NO THEY ARE NOT! They're softer!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Tits in Hell Think

And people say that male part has a mind of its own....
 
Posted by Think² (# 1984) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Eternal Life. Then what? Lamb Chopped

Let me get this straight...the damned get converted into chopped lamb for the feeding of the saved? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eternal life, then... the gnome

Some weird heathen belief? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Incense. Love it or... The Silent Acolyte

Decisions, decisions!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Religion is a practical Bullfrog
Not sure I can add anything pithy to this, stands well just by itself.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Cafe now testing Wesley J
Putting him through exams or trying his patience?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Religion is a practical Bullfrog
Not sure I can add anything pithy to this, stands well just by itself.

It's a koan ... right?
 
Posted by Japes (# 5358) on :
 
Eternal Life, then Evensong

Sounds good to me..
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What a lovely thread: [Smile]

Incense. Love it or... Low Treason

That's the evangelical point of view, I suppose?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Tits in Hell Boogie

Now, there's a mental image... [Eek!]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Evangelicals and the Fineline

I didn't think they were especially known for nuance.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Volcanic ash - any... Ariel

That's some spirit of the air...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Was Oral Roberts a LutheranChik

I wonder which he would find more offensive, being considered a woman or being considered a Lutheran?
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Decline and fall of...IngoB

Yeah, when you pry the Catechism out of his cold, dead hands. [Biased]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Ship of Fools mugs Lyda*Rose

That sounds like we're into organised crime!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Eternal life, then IngoB

Quit while you're ahead!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Ship of Fools mugs Lyda*Rose

That sounds like we're into organised crime!

No, any crime on here would definitely be disorganized.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Grammatica

Well, at least they will be spoken correctly.

Or is that compiled correctly?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
They've given you the giant cheeseburger. I know you didn't order it, don't like it and you're on a diet anyway, but hey, it's free.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Decline and Fall of Triple Tiara

Is this the sequel to Gibbon?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
They don't pay the Evangeline

Well they should! Worth a bit more than nothing, the Evangeline is.

[ 23. April 2010, 00:56: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Good Man Jesus Squibs
Jesus Squibs ? Really? I would have sworn it was something else...

(Squibs the King, Squibs is risen, hmmm, just doesn't sound right...)
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Indicators .... JonahMan



Large Fish on the starboard bow would be a bit of a giveaway
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Congregation saying otyetsfoma

I hate those tongue-twister litanies.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
If you went to Church Boogie

Thankfully, as I go to Quaker Meeting, I don't have to!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Congregation saying Spiffy

They like the new vestments!
 
Posted by phil2357 (# 15431) on :
 
Indicators Moo

It would be brilliant if this were true.

[Code fix]

[ 24. April 2010, 15:40: Message edited by: phil2357 ]
 
Posted by Manipled Mutineer (# 11514) on :
 
Why should we believe mousethief

Because aside from his self-confessed rodent-purloining tendencies, he is a thoroughly sound and trustworthy chap.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Pre-emptive strike:

So WTF is wrong with mousethief

Get in line.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
So WTF is wrong with Sober Preacher's Kid

Well, he's been a bit dull since he's been sober...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Should you give to Apocalypso

Sure! I'm all for our shipmate getting stuff. Unless s/he doesn't want your stuff. Hmm... cash is probably safer.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by phil2357:
Indicators Moo

It would be brilliant if this were true.


[half-informed geeky comment]

AIUI, indicators ("blinkers" here in the US) were originally made with solenoids, and the clicking sound was simply a result of the mechanical operation. When they made the blinkers electronic, people missed the clicking, so it had to be added back.

I don't see why animal noises couldn't be used instead!
[/half-informed geeky comment]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Good Man Jesus pimple
Never heard this title of Jesus before. Surely not an orthodox thing. From an obscure Catholic sect, perhaps? Maybe an Acne heresy...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
LEVITICUS - Second pimple

One of my favorite bits in Leviticus is how if you get mildew in your house, the priest has to come clean it for you. But if it happens too many times, the priest gets his revenge - he burns your house down.

I hope there's nothing that draconian for persistent acne, though! [Eek!]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Congregation saying no prophet
A Richard Dawkins congregation?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Gospel in one sentence - Evensong

Makes sense; we stand for Gospel readings, and we stand for most of Evensong.

(O'er to you, lilBuddha! [Biased] )
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Noah's Ark? Seasick

I didn't actually see this, but it must have been there a few minutes ago...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christian = Reactionary... mousethief

Coz he's an Ortho? Ain't right, surely!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I'm not going to react to that. It will just play into your hands.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Why should we believe...mousethief

Why, is he not trustworthy?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Searching for a lost jacobsen
I'nt lost, saw her up in Styx not a moment ago.

(Sorry I took so long, churchgeek)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Public funding of Catholic mousethief

[Eek!] I think even those Americans who don't like the phrase "separation of Church and State" will agree, government funding for conversions is beyond the pale!

<quickly googles the number to the ACLU>
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Plus, I think MT would be drug kicking and screaming in that direction, if at all ...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Searching for a lost jacobsen
Would that be an Amber or Silver alert, then?

Recipe thread - another Curiosity killed ...
Not sure I'd want to partake of that particular dish.

Should you give to cliffdweller
Ah. A test of Christian charity at hand.

This Land is Your Land iGeek
Not until the mortgage is paid.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
California rep wants... mousethief

The start of a promising career! Mousethief for Governor! Why, for President, I say!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
So WTF is wrong with Lola

He's really a man You tube
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Circle the cat Doormouse

You may may the b***** dizzy

...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Angry at God? Moo

Okay I tried that and I'm still angry.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Killing People Good. Marvin the Martian

That is the attitude one expects from a Martian.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Doctor Who: the Eleventh Pious Penguin

How many of these pious penguins are there in all?
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Doctor Who: the Eleventh Pious Penguin

How many of these pious penguins are there in all?

Obviously twelve, to mirror the twelve tribes of Israel. Oh wait, the Doctors are limited to twelve too - am I missing something here?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Hymns for a General Sparrow

and a Chorus for Lieutenant Tit.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Doctor Who: the Eleventh Pious Penguin

An intriguing episode title.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
lies, damned lies, mousethief

Is that one of those irregular verbs?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Assisted Death


by chocolate?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dr Who - the eleventh... fluff

All gone soft now, has he? [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by marsupial. (# 12458) on :
 
Yet another right wing Gay organ grinder

Well sort of.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Dr Who - the eleventh... fluff

All gone soft now, has he? [Roll Eyes]

If so, the services of a fluff-er would be required.
[Snigger]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Yet another right-wing Pigwidgeon

Do they fly in circles then?

[code]

[ 11. May 2010, 22:59: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Why should we believe Luke

Well, it has been in the Canon for a couple of millennia surely that tells us something - and it makes a darn sight more sense that Revelation!

[ 12. May 2010, 09:02: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
So WTF is wrong with Alfred E. Neuman

He doesn't worry enough. That, and the ears.
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Angry at God? Moo

Okay I tried that and I'm still angry.

[Killing me] Nothing like a good Moo to get things off your chest.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Welcoming Auntie Doris... Auntie Doris

...and the Ship collapses into a recursive singularity.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
WTF is wrong with... Mousethief

so many, many things.

AFZ
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Don't I know it.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
And they're off UK pottage

Yeah, if something makes you sick just once, you never want to eat it again.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Message of Fatima (the giant cheeseburger)

McDonald's paid up for that one, haven't they?! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Homosexuality and Christianity Boogie

Well, that's something to look forward to...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
A new liturgical dance?

[Cool]


...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Was Bob Dylan a good Timothy the Obscure?
Perhaps before he went electric. Afterwards no more obscurity for Mr. Zimmerman.

[ 17. May 2010, 03:45: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Fear the Lord mousethief
Lord? But surely he is American?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Fear the Lord mousethief
Lord? But surely he is American?

So is Jesus -- isn't he? [Biased]

[eta context]

[ 17. May 2010, 04:15: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Americans and Pornography Boogie

Oh please don't show me the picture below this headline...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Message of Fatima (Bishops Finger)

Middle finger?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Israel couldn't keep Lamb Chopped

The thigh muscle connected to the leg muscle
The leg muscle connected to the foot muscle...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'd like to have a... mousethief

Pretty please. It'd also take a bearded one, though. As long as it's free.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Does your church follow Albertus

Well no, we tend to follow the Leadings of the Spirit.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I'd like to have a leaf.
Several, please. Cannot make tea with only one.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I'd like to have a Imaginary Friend
First, that would be an Imaginary Friend.
Second, I do not believe this is the sort of thing you need permission to obtain.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What do they teach cliffdweller?
How to not sleepwalk...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
The Church Traaveller's Cruet

We had a cute little camping cruet once.

[Smile]

...
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Same day sex partners - Jemima the 9th

[Hot and Hormonal] Gosh! [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Does the CofE deserve Evensong

Hell no! Although compline is just about within their remit.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Was Bob Dylan a good... mousethief

Nope. End of.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mandatory sentencing:... mousethief

Mostly oneliners. He just can't stop.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Must ... type ... one ... more ... line ....
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Catholic Bible Notes. . . Coffee Cup

Can't you just use a coaster like everybody else?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Duchess of York (Crœsos)

She wishes!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Israel couldn't keep... Evensong

So the Anglican Church grabbed the occasion. And everyone's happy. [Smile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Dutchess of York dutchess
Heard the first time, thank you, not necessary to repeat.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jews for Jesus (saysay)

... Jesus is the Messiahmessiah.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
What's the point of church? Surfing Madness
Then we're gonna need more hymns by Brian Wilson.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it gay bashing to Boogie

Hey! Breeders like disco too!
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
Israel couldn't keep footwasher

So they shared him with the rest of the world. And that's why we're here.
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
When the moon hits...Alfred E. Neuman

His eyes get really, really BIG
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Killing me]


Has Anyone Ever Been To This... GoodCatholicLad

And if yes, was she a GoodCatholicLass?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When the moon hits... comet

Comet wins. And is over the moon.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
So where the f*%k is tallmaninthecnr

Umm. Have you looked in the corner?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Has anyone ever been Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

Haven't we all?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it gay-bashing to Lola[?]

Yes, she finds it very offensive.
Well, he.
I think.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
30% less undergraduates ... Gwai That might be right; I can see myself being smaller than all but 30% of undergraduates.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
This door is alarmed... Moo

Okay, if you think it will make the door feel better.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
This door is alarmed, Amanda B. Recondwythe
Obviously the restraining order wasn't sufficient.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Aiding the suffering... Wesley J

Well, a nice cup of tea for a start would be most welcome. Thank you. [Smile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sister Margaret Rook
If that does not say ruler across the knuckles...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Aiding the suffering New Yorker

But if they choose to live there then don't they deserve to suffer?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Relationships with mousethief

All right, form a line, form a line.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Aiding the suffering... Hawk Sometimes euthanasing is the best option [Tear]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Making children uncomfortable. WhyNotSmile

Not sure that helps.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Unexpected Architecture (lilBuddha)

Aren't they usually rather big?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ship mates on the telly. wilson

Sounds painful. What if it's a flatscreen? SoF porn?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
I'd like to have a Latchkey Kid

May I have two?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
How do you spread the churchgeek

With a geek spatula?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Non-Christians on the Spike.

Ouch.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
How do you spread the Belle Ringer?
By hiring more than one?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Making children uncomfortable. (Dumpling Jeff)

Quite.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
I'd like to have a... mousethief

Well - whatever takes your fancy.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The SoF Railway Enthusiasts'... Strangely Warmed

[Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Relationships with... WellYesAndNo

A little give-and-take in a relationship sounds healthy!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
How do you spread the churchgeek

With a geek spatula?

Nah, you just point out all the steeples on the skyline. [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Name some non-tribal Angel Wrestler

Well, strictly speaking, Jacob came before the descendants of Abraham broke up into tribes.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How do you spread the Amazing Grace

Ooo, ooo, I know this one! Conquer heathen nations and impose your religion on them? No, wait... Leave Bibles in hotel rooms? Hmmm, someone must have a proven formula for this...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Militant atheism: Theism's Myrrh

So...this is what we're going to be buried in?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Who's changed their orfeo?
I believe his nappy is a bit damp.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'd like to have a lilBuddha

Is McDonald's putting world religious leaders action figures in the happy meals this summer? Well, then, in the words of the Gospel song, "Give me Jesus" - with a cheeseburger, please.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Sharing the Sex - Angel Wrestler

Yes, as I recall, Jacob was very keen on sharing the sex with his wives and porcupines.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Aid the suffering Doctor
Would think he would be able to help himself.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Changing liturgical Amazing Grace

Bagpipes instead of organ?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
This one needs no explanation...

Lesbians and the Bible Boogie.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Please pray for my 3rd Footer

Jake the Peg requests divine aid for his bunions
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Breastfeeding until... Apocalypso

The Tits of Doom! Beware! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
Sharing the Sex - Angel Wrestler

Yes, as I recall, Jacob was very keen on sharing the sex with his wives and porcupines.

All this time I was unaware there WAS a sex-angel !
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Famous BBC RSS feed... Pearl B4 Swine

Dunno why the Beeb should feed anyone, but having the pearl first and then the swine seems a nice treat.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Evensong/sharing the mousethief.

Is Josephine aware of this?
 
Posted by Psyduck (# 2270) on :
 
Not technically a FLP, but

quote:
Diane Abbott the female...
(Psyduck)

Gasp! Discovered! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Evensong/Sharing the... Foaming Draught

Communion beer? I've always liked Evensong. [Smile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Who's changed their Bullfrog.

...into a prince?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?

If one is an old black man whose woman done left him, and who woke up this morning and saw the blues walkin' like a man, and who wouldn't have any luck at all if it weren't for bad luck, and who's been down so long it looks like up, one can play the blues on whatever instrument one likes. But it would still sound stupid.
 
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on :
 
Diane Abbott the female Imaginary Friend
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
How do I search for...andythehat

Look behind the sofa?
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Becoming a card carrying Belle Ringer

The Quasimodo Club is accepting new members.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
Evensong/Sharing The...Earwig

No thanks. I'm not hungry.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Evensong/Sharing the Foaming Draught

Here's to marriage!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
UK coalition blues (glockenspiel)
Can on legitimately play blues on a glockenspiel?

If one is an old black man whose woman done left him, and who woke up this morning and saw the blues walkin' like a man, and who wouldn't have any luck at all if it weren't for bad luck, and who's been down so long it looks like up, one can play the blues on whatever instrument one likes. But it would still sound stupid.
[Tangent] OTOH, having the "right" instrumentation isn't a guarantee (see this ) [/Tangent]

Bishops, Apostolic IngoB
quite the promotion, me thinks...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Evensong/Sharing the Gwai

IS OUTRAGE!!!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Joyeux:
[Tangent] OTOH, having the "right" instrumentation isn't a guarantee (see this ) [/Tangent]

Priceless!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I'd like to have a mousethief

Oh no you wouldn't!
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
How do you spot a fellow Psyduck?

I think it takes one to know one.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How do you spot a fellow Baptist Trainfan

1. Wet hair
2. Wearing anorak
3. Writing down engine numbers
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The best television duchess...

...was possibly from Duke Street.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Keep the UK House of... Papio

Yes please. Now that he's back, he needs a place to stay. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When you first arrive... Boogie

Set the music, set the tune!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The best television Angel Wrestler

Some sort of bizarre mashup?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The best television piglet.

The one on Green Acres.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Motorsport 2010 (the giant cheeseburger)

A true couchpotato.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Turkish 'martyrs' were... Saul the Apostle

Well, now there's some news you didn't expect...
 
Posted by Avila (# 15541) on :
 
Can you be a Tory if...
(Sober Preacher's Kid)

or is it easier if drunk?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What's a cross? (Lamb Chopped)

that would be the horizontal equivalent of

*What's a down? (Lamb Chopped)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Imagine there's no fetcher christian

Would the mutiny have happened?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Imagine there's no Evensong

Then what would I do on those lonely Friday nights??? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Diane Abbott the female Matt Black

Really?
 
Posted by amber. (# 11142) on :
 
What's the point of Amber ?

We still don't know. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Anglican-Episcopal Spawn

Yikes! I didn't realize they could interbreed!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Destroys Giant Spiffy.

Hope the normal sized spiffy escaped his wrath.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
God Destroys Giant Spiffy

[Waterworks]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Merci, Red. I did miss a word there, didn't I? [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
sex, marriage, babies: snags
Fairly obvious, that.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
God Destroys Giant... hamletta

Sounds more like a town to me. Could be Sodom? Or Gomorrah?
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Ecclesiantics videos Thurible

If Thurible signed a consent form, I suppose that's OK.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What's the point of 3rdFooter

So that you can enter a three-legged race by yourself!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I'd like to have a Bean Sidhe
Would mean I was to die soon, so thank you kindly, I will pass.

( I can spell, truly I can.)

[ 18. June 2010, 19:57: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Its the end of the... Saul the Apostle

Oh look, it's Damascus!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
From Dead Horses:

Why only men Boogie

Surely because St Paul said that women shouldn't!

[ 19. June 2010, 08:37: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Jesus and the Roman Leo

Get out of that Coliseum Lord!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
SoF World Cup biblical Squibs

Obviously talking Quidditch in the Old Testament.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Not (quite) the Last Sioni Sais
We must start a conservation effort! Preserve his habitat, captive breeding...
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Not (quite) the Last...Panda

Well, thank God for that, bless their cute, furry butts!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Liar, Liar, pants on Silver Faux
Immediately, please. What will the neighbors think, you running around without your trousers?
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Teethed vaginas boogie
But getting a partner to commit to anything beyond dancing is usually problematic.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Arrrrrghh!

I saw that one and SO hoped no-one would notice it!

[Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Anglican Pentecostal Cliffdweller

Holy rollers beware! This is where 'slain in the spirit' too easily becomes 'slain in the flesh'!

[ 22. June 2010, 13:27: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anglican Pentecostal Baptist Trainfan

Yikes, that is some combination!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Four religions meet in one person!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Improve your mind piglet

...and that's an order!

[Snigger]
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
John's Gospel (Evensong)
A special request sung daily in the evening...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The joy of practical Boogie

When nothing but dance will do.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Jesus and the Roman Bullfrog

Ieremias rana catesbeiana erat.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There once was a girl... Von Bingen

Who next to her ear heard it ringen
She went to her cell
Talked to God, all was well
And she did high and loud praises him singen.

[ 23. June 2010, 19:48: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Ooog. Too many syllables in the last line.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Adds to the comic effect. Carry on. Nothing to see. [Razz]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Go Forth and Multiply mousethief.
Not really a problem for rodents then, is it?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Design your perfect cliffdweller

Well, steady on his feet for one thing.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
And along those same lines:

Design your perfect Welease Woderwick

Must have at least a tablespoon of curry! [Biased]

And:

Jesus heals a woman mousethief

[Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Go Forth and Multiply Jack the Lass
A biblical mandate to clone? Well, while we do like Jack the Lass, I'm not sure making clones of anyone is necessarily a good thing... [Paranoid]

O! Canada: It's getting PeteC
I thought it already had him!

Advent Candle Wreaths/Stands (The Silent Acolyte)
Nope, they're different sanctuary furnishings, actually.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Define your perfect piglet

Well, it would have to have an apple in its mouth, obviously. And be well-fed, preferrably with organic feed.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Evidence that God has a RooK

That one exists?

I'd like to have a Lyda*Rose

Well, we can't all be God, can we?
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Why is it good to watch Boogie

It makes you feel like dancin'
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Go Forth and Multiply Foaming Draught

Cheers, everyone!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Design your perfect Moo

Long, deep and low please.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
SOF Baby Names Book North East Quine

Ok, which SoF baby is this, why does he or she get to name a book, and why's the book called North East Quine? That's what I'd like to know!
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Linking to a good example here, so you can all be amused and amazed at my mental decline. [brick wall]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What's smaller than... PeteC

PeteD to PeteZ?
 
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on :
 
Not quite the last...Chorister

Well, that's good to know.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What's smaller than mousethief?
jerboathief?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Linking to a good example here, so you can all be amused and amazed at my mental decline. [brick wall]

Presumably this decline is linked to a lack of chocolate arriving in the post!

Meanwhile in Heaven:

Why it is good to watch Fool on the hill

It makes me think my actions appear almost sane!
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
What price an atheist Sober Preacher's Kid

They're not so rare that you could charge much admission to show one, I'm afraid...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Young people HATE classical lilBuddha
Techno lilBuddha, on the other hand...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Rochester - new Bishop Bishop Finger
They've nominated his finger?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I'd like to have a Jahlove

I'll have a half sweetheart
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus heals a woman pimple

How do we know it was a woman pimple? That's easy: she had - wait for it! - zits. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
There once was a girl Foaming Draught

Fermented rabies?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ordinations time! Nunc Dimittis

Hmm. I should think ordination is the beginning of new ministry, not retirement, but who am I to judge another's servant?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What do you think of this Fool on the Hill?
Love that song. But then, I am a big Beatles fan.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I'd like to have a Leaf

Okay, Gandalf, have some of mine. But you owe me.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Hosts and Grandees chocolate CuppaT

To go with the chocolate teapot?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What's smaller than Zappa?
Moon unit?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Chicken Fuckers (Think2)

Some people probably ought to (Think3).


[And some churchgeeks ought to check their code at least once!]

[ 01. July 2010, 08:12: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What's smaller than Zacchaeus

Some folk, but not many.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Budget will cause 1.3m Ricardus.
Nothing against Ricarduses(Ricardi?) but that may be a bit too many. Hope they do not all post here, would be confusing.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Why are the tea partiers Sober Preacher's Kid

C'mon. They serve tea. At a party.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How are we to read pimple?

Braille!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pulp the Pulpit follower

Harsh!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Vocations: The call... geroff

... should be heeded? Enuff daft sermons already! [Angel]
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Recipe thread-another Sparrow

Shouldn't there be several more sparrows?

[Capital letter addition.]

[ 02. July 2010, 15:04: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Russian Spy Ring mousethief
So a spy as well as a thief, for shame.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
If you go down to the Church today... Gladly the Cross-Eyed Bear

... will be presiding at the Teddy Bears' Church Picnic.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Recipe thread-another Sparrow

Shouldn't there be several more sparrows?

diets suck.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Congregation saying Mamacita

And I thought that was a misprint in the bulletin! [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Who is evangelical? mousethief

Now there's a shocker!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Budget will cause 1.3 m Chicken Fuckers

Unforeseen result of increased VAT on rubber goods.

Write to Cleggeron! Won't someone think of the chickens!!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
O! Canada: It's getting Sober Preacher's Kid
Thought it already had him.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Football 2010 - It's Imaginary Friend

No, Friend, I'm Quite Sure It's Real.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
If you go down to the basso

Or up to the sopranino...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can lay people lead... Curiosity killed ...

I take it that's a no then! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why do I get depressed... Matt Black

Well, there you have it. Time for style change, praps?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How Can Jesus Christ Call Me Numpty

Well, if Jesus Christ says it, it must be true!
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Jeffrey John dumped Gamaliel

I'll send a box of tissues.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Usage of the 1st person... churchgeek

Whether 1st person singular or plural, I think that's up to churchgeek him/herself.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
The real attitude of rugasaw

Well, he seems to be a nice person to me....
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Jeffrey John dumped IntellectByProxy

He should have done it face-to-face.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful birds of the air

I don't like to exploit someone posting on the prayer thread, but I just love that image of bird flight as prayer. [Angel] [Votive]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Usage of the 1st person... churchgeek

Whether 1st person singular or plural, I think that's up to churchgeek him/herself.

We feel so used! [Biased]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Divine purpose in the footwasher

That the Lord may smell a pleasing aroma?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Calling you numpty Call me Numpty

Well, that's one way to neutralize a taunt.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Can't help myself:

Can laypeople lead churchgeek

Nope. Churchgeek is a verger. She leads the laypeople, and the clergy as well.
 
Posted by Papio (# 4201) on :
 
What's the point of Boogie?

It's fun, dammit!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Papio:
What's the point of Boogie?

It's fun, dammit!

Reminds me of the adage: 'Be spontaneous! NOW!' [Smile]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Divine purpose in the Boogie

The Lord moves in mysterious ways!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Methodist and Cof E seasick

Oh dear - swab the decks!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Divine purpose in the Boogie

To gladden our hearts?

[ 13. July 2010, 07:02: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Calling you numpty Call me Numpty
And it's goodnight from me and goodnight from him.
(or, more simply put)
Aha!
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Hosts and Grandees chocolate Boogie

Clearly a dance with which I'm unfamiliar!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Jonathan Strange:
Calling you numpty Call me Numpty
And it's goodnight from me and goodnight from him.
(or, more simply put)
Aha!

For some reason this reminds me of Abba.

Calling me, calling you, aaaaaaah
There is nothing we can do...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When is a horse really... jacobsen

Jacobsen will tell ya.
 
Posted by mrs whibley (# 4798) on :
 
Recipe thread - another Leetle Masha

Well, sometimes you only need to make a leetle mash.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
When is a horse really monkeylizard

Monty Python?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
When is a horse really JSwift

When it runs at a high rate of jspeed.
 
Posted by Joyeux (# 3851) on :
 
Calling all folkies... Moo

Assuming that they'll answer to a cattle call is rather risky, don't you think?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
a nasty swine (mousethief)

No, no. Not swine. Mouse.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Allons enfants de la... Wesley J

Anything I should know? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Ancient Geek the Wesley J.
Not nice, calling people ancient. Lifespan challenged, age-enhanced, wrinkle positive...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
A nasty swine piglet

No, it wasn't an FLP - but it should have been!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
"Traditional" language... (Hooker's Trick)

It wasn't a trick, it was the language everybody used at the time!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When is a horse really... Alan Cresswell

When it carries a huge bomb and has that mad scientist look on its face
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why are the tea partiers Mere Nick?
I do not think he is all of them...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Divine Purpose in the Boogie

The Puritans were wrong.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
To Hell with your evil... Spiffy

(Mumblings heard in the corridors of the Vatican.)
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Videos and images of... aredstatemystic

Sounds almost druidic!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
There's quite a range of opinions right now about amphibians.

Self denial through Bullfrog.

Divine Purpose in Bullfrog.

To Hell with your evil Bullfrog.

 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
[Snigger]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
The completely batshit, insane Silver Faux

Yes, I do think you chose that thread title on purpose [Biased]
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
To Hell with your evil...teddybear

If you go out in the woods today...

(Actually, there are a couple of good threads for this sort of thing in Hell right now).
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Divine Purpose in the Bullfrog

and also in the Common Toad.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
The completely batshit Silver Faux

Yes. Next.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The completely batshit... Eric

[Eek!] Dangerous territory there, eeek! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Self-denial through The Giant Cheeseburger

That's my kinda self-denial! What about the giant cheesecake for dessert?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Self denial through Johnny S

Johnny S particularly needy or something?

Liturgical Farewells (Full Circle)

If you started with liturgical hellos, yes.

Born of water and Spirit: footwasher

At last!!! Someone gets what Jesus was talking about!!! [Angel]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mary as the Immaculate... glockenspiel

One of her many, though slightly more obscure titles
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Mary as the Immaculate... glockenspiel

One of her many, though slightly more obscure titles

[Big Grin] I'm sure there is a small Holy Order with a name like that.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
To Hell with your evil Imaginary Friend

I don't care if he's trying to kill me, long as he stays in your imagination!
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
To hell with your evil Bullfrog.

Even if that imaginary friend is evil, it's not likely to do you any harm. A bullfrog, on the other hand.....

[ 18. July 2010, 03:04: Message edited by: Josephine ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Mary as the Immaculate... glockenspiel

One of her many, though slightly more obscure titles

So why aren't there more Magnificat settings for that instrument?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
To hell with your evil Imaginary friend

And send the Monsters Under the Bed with them!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Unexpectedly good food...piglet
Hardly unexpected that.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
To Hell with your evil... seasick

Prayer of many in peril on the sea
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
To Hell with your evil... Apocalypso

[Killing me] [Snigger]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
There once was a girl Bean Sidhe
There can only be a girl Bean Sidhe, right?
 
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :
 
Scared some people didn't she?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
If not Alpha, then... Oblatus

Wasn't that Omega?!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rowan Atkinson's new... Moth

Moth goes forth!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I'd like to have a Leaf

Right. Listen, Gandalf. You've been smoking a lot more lately. Your friends and I want to talk to you about that.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Why don't Tories like PeteC

I don't know, but I'm pretty certain the feeling's mutual.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Calling all folkies To The Pain

If folk is that painful to listen to, perhaps switching to a different style of music is advisable?
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
Why don't Tories like Imaginary Friend?

Perhaps they have no imagination. [Devil]
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Can lay people lead...Angloid?
Yes, but they can't make him drink.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
To hell with your evil Beeswax Altar

It keeps melting when it's summer or the heat is on!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
First they came for mousethief

'cause he's made himself a bit too conspicuous with that high post count of his!
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
From The Styx
Hell thread - fuck Golden Key

Well, fuck is an action verb, not a curse word.
 
Posted by Tom Day (# 3630) on :
 
From Circus

I'd like to have a latchkey kid

Well it would be nice but I think mine are all a bit young at the moment [Biased]
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tom Day:
From Circus

I'd like to have a latchkey kid

Well it would be nice but I think mine are all a bit young at the moment [Biased]

I was five when I first had mine.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
You had your first kid when you were five? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
Ha! Ha!. That's when I first had my latchkey, kid.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Razz]

Sorry. Please carry on.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Foods you hate (Pine Marten)

That about sums it up.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
First they came for lilBuddha
Then they came for lilJesus...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Foods you hate (Pine Marten)

That about sums it up.

I would be willing to wager you have never even tried Pine Martin.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
First They Came for Boogie

And then they came for Foxtrot...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Foods you hate (Pine Marten)

That about sums it up.

I would be willing to wager you have never even tried Pine Martin.
I have it on good authority it tastes just like chicken.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes: The Wayfaring Stranger
Haven't read that one.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
First they came for lilBuddha

[Eek!] I can't imagine what kind of bastards would go after lilBuddha first!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Who may receive Holy Boogie

All who earnestly do repent of the sins of "frozen chosen" stiff upper lip puritanism!
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
There once was a girl Bean Sidhe
There can only be a girl Bean Sidhe, right?

On the internet, you never know. I recall a poster whose screen name was Sheela-na-gig, who turned out to be a guy. [Eek!] [Help]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Yes Martha. You can Martha.

Martha is as Martha does.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
There once was a girl Bean Sidhe
There can only be a girl Bean Sidhe, right?

On the internet, you never know. I recall a poster whose screen name was Sheela-na-gig, who turned out to be a guy. [Eek!] [Help]
I know an Amanda....
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Who can receive Holy Fulrad
Charlemagne?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Calling all folkies To The Pain

If folk is that painful to listen to, perhaps switching to a different style of music is advisable?

If you stick your finger too far into your ear, it really hurts to sing it.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Theological Training for Looby Lu

Pyjamas optional ...
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
The prophetic octopus (Banner Lady)

She can wave four banners at the same time.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
World's Squarest Campbellite

Bible squared!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Yes Martha. You can Pooks

Surely in the Second Person it should be Pook, not Pooks.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Foods you hate Leaf

Eldest Son feels like that about all green stuff, not just leaf (he'll eat leeks, but they're herbs).
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Arrr, calling ye olde viola.

Well some orchestras need them [Snigger]
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Not again mousethief

After 43,537 posts, HAVE MERCY!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Oh bugger - I thought of the FLP implications of this the moment I hit "post":

What kind of a dumb-arsed ... Zappa

So I'll claim it!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Top ten tallies tickle Foaming Draught

kinda shakes the bubbles to the surface
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Oh bugger - I thought of the FLP implications of this the moment I hit "post":

What kind of a dumb-arsed ... Zappa

Then again, it gave us

What kind of a dumb-arsed ... mousethief


which must be worth something.

(Good on you for getting here first, Zaps.)
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is there any other kind?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Foods you hate... Ariel

Yes, I should think it would be horribly dusty and gritty to start with, before foaming up in your mouth and washing it a whiter white.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Foods you hate: CorgiGreta

Poodle Gratin is rather good but CorgiGreta is just too much.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
(I feel like this has come up before, but...)

I'd like to have a leaf

Well who wouldn't, but it's not like they grow on trees!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
First they came for Cod.

Then they came for Chips.
Then they came for a Barm Cake,
And someone asked for Guacamole,
At which point they were asked
(Slightly less than politely)
If they would kindly take
Themselves out of the premises.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
There once was a girl (Sir Kevin)

This story is either going to be very interesting or very confused.

The Message (Lamb Chopped)

Don't dice the messenger!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
So WTF is wrong with ... Columbus

In hindsight, OK, but he was a lousy navigator who thought he had landed in the East Indies when he came ashore in the Caribbean.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
First, they came for no_prophet

But failing in this, they settled for some_prophet.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Words Cannot Even Begin mousethief

Correct. For it is like with the birds and the bees.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Was Jesus a quantum Belle Ringer?
um, hmmm, what exactly is a quantum belle ringer?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A priest's first mass... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop

The whole congo's joined the Lutherans?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Offence, Robustness,... Tortuf

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Dear Lord and Piglet

Miss Piggy's prayer. [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes the birdie

Camera operators all over the world will be confused.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
I'd like to have a...dolphy

Take your place in the queue [Razz]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Was Jesus a quantum Belle Ringer?
um, hmmm, what exactly is a quantum belle ringer?

Yes, always important to define the terms before the debate!
 
Posted by St. Stephen the Stoned (# 9841) on :
 
The right to choose Sir Kevin

Who wouldn't?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes the Exegesis Fairy

He certainly has a knack for texts...
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
If not Alpha, then what? Duplo.

And Lego after you've mastered Duplo.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Cats in heaven (Sparrow)

Oy! Careful there! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Alternative uses for a jar... Pegasus

1. Take out of jar
2. Unfold
3. Use instead of airline
 
Posted by Pegasus (# 1966) on :
 
That thread is now displayed on my computer as "Alternative Uses For ...Pegasus" [Eek!] . I've yet to find one use for me!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Alternative uses for ... Boogie

Er .. drying lettuce leaves?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes the Chorister

I hope he kept the laudunum well-hidden at that age.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
The "N" word...Moo

Wouldn't that be the "M" word?
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Sometimes we all get the blues - aredstatemystic

Resulting in an overall violet appearance.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes the Snags

i) He used drugs
ii) He was, as they used to say, a 'Confirmed batchelor'
iii) He came back from the dead

Apart from that, an entirely normal fictional detective.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Alternative uses for Ariel

Having already established that it's one of the foods you hate, perhaps we could try washing clothes with it?
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Choirs and the key Basso

[Mad] Everybody knows the key singer in a choir is a Soprano [Mad]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Anyone into crop circles?! the giant cheeseburger

It's all a stunt by some fast food joint?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Predestination Please

Oh, all right. Not like I have any choice.
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Alternative uses for Jedijudy The list is long, the list is very long! [Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Public Housing Applicants... (Apocalypso)

Refused. Next!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a girl deckhand

And boy, could she make fast to a bollard.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Did the earth move Zappa?

I thought only Dylan moved Zappa.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
I'd like to have a... (mousethief)

At night, I would let him loose to kill all the mice in the house.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Bite your tongue! I don't kill, I only steal.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Disposal Cost of the... Eutychus

Not expensive at all. He's sitting right by that window.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sherlock Holmes the... Schroedinger's cat

This is getting mysteriouser and mysteriouser!
 
Posted by St. Stephen the Stoned (# 9841) on :
 
I'd like to have a Wet Kipper

...I'll be home for breakfast!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Did Jesus intend to Bullfrog

Well, he did croak!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Navigated away from SoF for a bit and returned to find:

Alternative uses for churchgeek

This was a little disconcerting. Have I outworn my usefulness already?

[ 16. August 2010, 20:40: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ain't nothin' but a... Nigel M

Elvis updated.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Church of England Mass Hooker's Trick

Claim disgruntled former AngloCatholics, now reunited with the RC?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Ramadan, prayer and... Evensong

The wind of ecumenism is blowing...
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
Jesus' Coming Again...Boogie

Let's get our dancing shoes on!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Would UFO's destroy... Marvin the Martian

I don't think so. He's one of theirs. [Smile]
 
Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Ann (# 94) on :
 
Light shed on black hole mystery - would a heavier shed have collapsed?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Did Jesus intend to Moo?

Well He was overflowing with the milk of human kindness .....
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Ain't nothin' but a ... mousethief

Squeakin' all the time...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Do you still wear a ... malik3000

only in private and in the presence of consenting adults
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Choral Masses in London Spike

... due to high demand? And a good thing too, I'd say.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Hell thread ... fuck RooK

Many denizens have said exactly that.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I'd like to have a ... Son of a preacher man.

Me too, me too [Biased]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Claudy Bomber and the Codepoet

Is this the new West End/Broadway smash hit?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Bradley Manning is duchess.

Dear God, say it ain't so.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shrunken anglophone... ken

Too many hot baffs, undoubtedly.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sorry for the PeteC
Someone apologizing to WW? Better late than never, I suppose...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Substitutes for a wedding... Beautiful Dreamer

A beautiful realist? [Smile]
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Bradley Manning is duchess.

Dear God, say it ain't so.

such sexy hotness should be banned!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Pre-Existence of... Lamb Chopped

Lamb.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Pre-Existence of... Lamb Chopped

Lamb.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Cats... the most unsuitable eremite

Actually cats make great loners. Although it's hard to imagine them plaiting rush mats, like the Desert Fathers.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Given that error is... El Greco

The answer might resemble Shrek, oh! [Biased]
 
Posted by El Greco (# 9313) on :
 
Cats - the most unsuitable... Protozoan

It seems that I have missed some advances in biology! Thankfully, I returned to the Ship, so I will be up to date from now on.
 
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on :
 
Cats the most unsuitable Evensong

It certainly wouldn't be very tuneful!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Cats - the most unsuitable Evensong

I agree, I have heard cats sing and it's not good.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
snap [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Hawking sez: "God Boogie["]

Dance anthropomorphic projection, dance!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Ethics of changing Michael Astley

Frankly I'm a bit surprised that he still needs changing at his age, you'd think he'd be house trained by now.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Cats - the most unsuitable Organ Builder

Unfair aspersion against cats! What about parakeets? Alligators? Pet rocks?
 
Posted by El Greco (# 9313) on :
 
Papal Visit to the... Triple Tiara

Finally. TT gets the recognition he deserves!
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
There once was a girl Deckhand

'tis terrible bad luck to be bringing a woman aboard
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes liturgy... Belle Ringer

Welle, then, that really narrows the field of "liturgical" churches!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
There once was a girl... Son of a preacherman

A hermaphrodite, presumably?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What what your genesis, jedijudi?
Something to do with the Force, I presume?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
What what your genesis, jedijudi?
Something to do with the Force, I presume?

That, or Protomatter! [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Diagnosing 'learning... Boogie

Performing odd movements while said music plays?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Diagnosing 'learning... Boogie

Performing odd movements while said music plays?

[Killing me] you'd better believe it!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Big Grin]

Next:

What was your genesis...Graven Image

A glint in the sculptor's eye.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Tricks for living with Silver Faux

I find the scroll wheel works a treat.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Tricks for living with Belle Ringer
I believe that cotton in the ears when one wishes to sleep late probably works a treat.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Unfortunate Names ...piglet

Bah humbug. A.A. Milne put a lot of thought into that.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Science is OK by me Alan Cresswell

Why is it I hear this in the voice of Andy Hardy, Boy Lab Asisstant?

[ 11. September 2010, 06:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Taste and Smell Kitten

At the Campbellites' house for lunch again?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
UK top taxman makes Imaginary Friend

Hardly likely to be a real one.
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Papal Visit to the Bishops Finger

not even gonna go there [Eek!] [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
What is the funniest infinite monkey?

The one who just typed the script for Oscar Wilde's "The Importance Of Being Earnet"!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Terminology which needs... Sioni Sais

Perhaps a limited but specialist field?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What is the funniest Dark Knight

Probably the one near the beginning of Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

quote:
It's just a flesh wound

 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Benedict XVI and the Michael Astley

The eponymous documentary film about the Retro British Invasion group that performs in Church Latin...coming soon to a theater near you!
[Yipee]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Land of the not so Erin

Now dat is a question, to be sure, to be sure . . .
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Land of the not so lilBuddha

Hey! Must be an old photo they were viewing...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fitness obviously doesn't... Lamb Chopped

Why not? I'd say it's a very nice meal, together with a bowl of salad.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Genetically Modified mousethief

The mind positively boggles!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is Britain like a third... Boogie

The more, the merrier!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Is Britain like a third alienfromzog?

Nope - third rock from the sun would be more accurate [Smile]

[ 16. September 2010, 13:18: Message edited by: Boogie ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
the Historical Jesus Lamb Chopped

a) the word order strange is
b) yes, he was [Votive]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
I'd like to have a Son of a preacherman

Then you had better marry a preacherman, to keep things right and proper.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Pope's Visit to UK Triple Tiara

This is why the Roman pope hath no dominion in this realm: the UK has got their own Pope!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Wither the Liberal Beeswax Alter?
Don't know about the liberal one, the conservative Beeswax Alter can be found wandering the boards hereabouts.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
More news bulletins...(RooK)
decide to meet up with Penn & Teller and start an Atheist bible club.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Biblical Love one pimple...
it's OK to medicate the rest!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
An error has occurred... pimple

Try a different brand of face cream.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Weird stuff about my leo.

Like, according to his horoscope he is supposed to be all nice and stuff this week, but he was a total jerk yesterday.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
MW #2027 The Pope Michael Astley

Does this mean that The Great Schism has been repaired?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
TRAPPED Lyda*Rose

Well, let her go for pity's sake!
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
wierd stuff about my...hedgehog

someone's covered him in little cubes of cheese and pickled onions
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
The theology of Paul ... anteater.

Anything like the theology of Paul ... octopus?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Any reason why Jesus Moo

It was the first sound he heard in the manger [Smile]

FD
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
We Yanks have a better Imaginary Friend

I'm a real live nephew....
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Anyone fancy giving Mark Wuntoo

No, I've got my hands full already thanks. [Biased]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Anyone fancy giving BlueOpal?

Yes, I do. I'll give one to the One I Love I think [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Diagnosing 'learning... oldandrew

Well, there's hope for young and old alike!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pornography helps sperm... Liberty

Quite possible, this, indeed!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Pornography helps sperm Boogie.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Square peg/round hole duplo.

Well yes it is!


[Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Society of St Wilfrid and... Ethel Sludge

Hmm... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by eremite (# 4529) on :
 
Out of the Mouths of ... The Silent Acolyte

Isn't he supposed to be silent?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Unashamed Christmas Boogie

Yeah!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
If homosexuality is mousethief

then I am confused, 'cause I thought he was married to Josephine.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Cryptic Clues (205)

That many, eh?
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Follow-up: No doubt the answer will be forthcoming soon.


Church for the missing Belle Ringer

Detention for throwing the bell choir off.
 
Posted by eremite (# 4529) on :
 
Being misled by a source... MerlintheMad

I always thought that guy was kinda sketchy.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Structured versus Freeform Belle Ringer

I wasn't aware there was improvisational jazz bell ringing. Ya learn something new every day.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Young people don't Fuzzipeg

I should certainly hope not - disgusting behaviour!!

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
What is your favourite....ken

the Scottish word for "know", I think
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What is your favourite Pre-Cambrian

Blue-green algae, of course. Isn't that everybody's?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
FFS why must people Chill

Because uptight people can often end up doing something they'll regret later.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
As carefully as possible, let me recount this one:
Definition of Trolling... Yorick

[ 01. October 2010, 18:13: Message edited by: Silver Faux ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Being treated like Zaccheus

Hey! Get out of that tree! Feed me!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
FFS why must people Boogie

Don't blame it on the sunshine.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What happened to the... iGeek

Did he get lost in his iUniverse?
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Which is your favourite Zappa

The original, of course.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Being treated like The Rogue

I know, I know .......
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
If God didn’t create Alan Cresswell

...then who did?

C'mon, own up!
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Death, the ultimate Bullfrog.

Yes - once you've croaked, that's it.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
What became of the babybear

Well ..... Once upon a time ....
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What became of the ... babybear


Starved to death through lack of porridge, I heard.
 
Posted by eremite (# 4529) on :
 
Recipe Thread - Another Piglet

Mmm... bacon.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rook - Could it be... Liberty

Well, he'd certainly claim that. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Being treated like... Baptist Trainfan

"Hey, you in the anorak - stop immersing the track! There's a live rail down there! And the toilets are at the other end of the platform!" [Biased]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Rook - Could it be Campbellite

Ooh. I like a good sockpuppet conspiracy theory ....
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
{
quote:
Originally posted by Wet Kipper:
wierd stuff about my...hedgehog

someone's covered him in little cubes of cheese and pickled onions

Zappa makes mental note to sue Wet Kipper for damage caused to keyboard as a result of enforced nasal coffee emission}
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
All this fuss about ... Moth to a lepidopterist there can never be too much ...
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
All this fuss about....Firenze
Justified or not ? - you decide

(Kipper hands Zappa a paper towel)
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
Rook - could it be.....Marvin the Martian

Is this like our version of guessing who The Stig™ is ?

I'm sure Rook is his own man !
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
....and then I got 205
which , I am given to understand, isn't a very good golf score...

eta: Preview post? I don't need no stinkin' preview post.

[ 06. October 2010, 14:38: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Death the ultimate GodWithUs

So we hope to discover.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Christian Worship in Big Oil.

I know we're supposed to use unusual methods to get them Back to Church, but are you sure this is one of them?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Rook - Could it be Erin

Now we know whose sockpuppet he is.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Rook - could it be lamb chopped

Nah, doesn't quite taste the same.
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
How do you know? Have you eaten here?

The Complete Rook
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Low-level sexism, how spiffy

That is just not right...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Priestly genitalia (Cottontail)

A cute picture comes to mind [Snigger]
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Can all Christians Boogie

Sadly, no - the ability to boogie seems to be granted only to the elect.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Leaf:
Can all Christians Boogie

Sadly, no - the ability to boogie seems to be granted only to the elect.

The chosen cha-cha.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Rook -- could it be RooK

I wouldn't rule it out.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Love the art, hate... Boogie

A contradiction in terms! [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Should we legalise Cod

I knew cod was in short supply but I didn't know it had been banned.

[edited for grammer]

[ 13. October 2010, 17:33: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
New Scripture tool
The Silent Acolyte


Not a commentary, then.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'm sorry I haven't Hare today

Poor dear, suddenly bald and you can't spell.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I'm Sorry I Haven't Amazing Grace

I'd be happy for some normal, ordinary grace.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Chasing the missing Boogie
Don't know, once you've lost the rhythm...

[ 15. October 2010, 15:35: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Worship and Ministry Japes

Yes, there are times when it feels like that is all the Ship is for, but at other times the discussions are quite serious...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Who's changed their sharkshooter ?

Me - I did - but only because the old one was really blunt.
 
Posted by Japes (# 5358) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
Worship and Ministry Japes

Yes, there are times when it feels like that is all the Ship is for, but at other times the discussions are quite serious...

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Would you have a face... Wesley J

Yes, I would. In fact, I do. Thanks for asking. [Smile]
 
Posted by Rosa Gallica officinalis (# 3886) on :
 
Not quite an FLP but the homepage at the moment has two rather appropriate pairs
Heaven: Does your church have...
Purg: "words and "prophecies"
and
Hell: Dogpile dogpile jump...
All Saints: Advice for pet owners.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Things That Are Not... ExclamationMark

Ok, let's see ---> ,.<>?/\|[]{}~()_=+-@#^*#"':;

Endless joy. [Smile]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Things that are not ... piglet.

Winnie the Pooh, Christopher Robin, and Rabbit, to name a few.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Sexual fantasy and Wet Kipper

[Projectile]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I'd like to have a hedgehog

owch!
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Hey!!! [Mad] There is absolutely nothing wrong with that! We hedgehogs are loveable!!!!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
Hey!!! [Mad] There is absolutely nothing wrong with that! We hedgehogs are loveable!!!!

There, there, you certainly are. With, like gloves and a face mask, but still...
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Sexual fantasy and Wet Kipper

[Projectile]

have we met ? [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Biblical Love - one... pimple

quote:
9 I liken you, my darling, to a mare
harnessed to one of the chariots of Pharaoh.

10 Your cheeks are beautiful with pimples,
your neck with strings of jewels?

(Slightly adapted from Song of Songs, 1:9-10)

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Biblical Love - one Moo

Well, according to one thing I read, "Omm" is the statement "I AM" in Sanskrit. They're certainly false friends, but in a certain sense, this might be true. We should all gather together and say Moo!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Richard Dawkins brings... pimple

He has that effect on some.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
Biblical Love - one Moo

Well, according to one thing I read, "Omm" is the statement "I AM" in Sanskrit. They're certainly false friends, but in a certain sense, this might be true. We should all gather together and say Moo!

The rain is on the roof
Hurry high, butterfly
As clouds roll past my head
I know why the cows all sigh
Moooo
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
With all due respect to Moo, there are a lot of FLPs that become ten times funnier the instant you add the word "Moo." It is what it is.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Biblical Love - one... pimple

quote:
9 I liken you, my darling, to a mare
harnessed to one of the chariots of Pharaoh.

10 Your cheeks are beautiful with pimples,
your neck with strings of jewels?

(Slightly adapted from Song of Songs, 1:9-10)

[Paranoid]
Well,if you've got it, flaunt - er - pinch it.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
With all due respect to Moo, there are a lot of FLPs that become ten times funnier the instant you add the word "Moo." It is what it is.

Jealous, Kelly? [Biased]
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Cherie's sister converts Jessie Phillips

Well, they do say new converts are always the keenest...
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Free/ rational/ clear-thinkers: Boogie

Dance, monkeys, dance!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sexual Fantasy and the... Marvin The Martian

Lovemaking not from this world
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
If God didn't create ken ...

Who did?
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Barbie?

Sorry. Next:

Advice for Pet Owners ... by ship's cat
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Redundant links? (Drifting star)

That's another fine mess B&Q have got us into!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
If God didn't create ken ...

Who did?

quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
Barbie?

God took about 8 of Barbie's ribs to make Ken.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Leo's view of what.... curiosity killed....
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
A World Without the Marvin the Martian
would be safer.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Naaman pronounciation Balaam

Bit sort of counter-intuitive, eh?
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Videos and images of Michael Astley

I think this is taking ikonography too far!

FD [Biased]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Liberalism is Merlin the Mad.
Not by any definition I know.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Liberalism is ken.
A bit closer, that.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Female Role Models (Hilda of Whitby)

Can't argue with that.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Clarkson, you are a piglet

Well, I've read the thread and yes, it seems he is.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Cherie's sister converts BessHiggs

...but into what?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Calling the Ship to... Jahlove

Catching a ferry for a booze cruise? Or is it about an RNLI lifeboat, for those in peril on the sea?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Say hello to my Little...lilBuddha

Hey! That's one tiny Buddha you have there!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Say hello to my Little...lilBuddha

Hey! That's one tiny Buddha you have there!

Hmmph! I am not short, I am just Fun Size.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I think I might just... Think²

I think thinking is to be highly recommended. [Cool]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Thinking - not just for Squares [Smile]
 
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
Just be careful not to over-power yourself.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Bishop of Lewes compares...icecream_snow

There's no difference is there? (just be sure not to eat yellow snow!)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Being treated like... Apocalypso

Now?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I think I might just Boogie

Yeah! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I think I might just... Boogie

<Monty Python voice>
No singing!
</Monty Python voice>

[great minds and all that]

[ 07. November 2010, 16:55: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
What does your living manger do piglet

No, actually, I think it's more like sheep and cows... maybe a donkey...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Okay, that's 24 hours without Prozac. It's kind of depressing, isn't it?

New word.

paranoia
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Jesus seemed to teach Yorick.

Not sure it took, though.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Okay, that's 24 hours without Prozac. It's kind of depressing, isn't it?

New word.

paranoia

Crap! Wrong thread. Sorry!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
[Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
If you could choose Kelly Alves...

Kelly Alves just might choose anyone but you in return!
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Why do Christians love... (lilBuddha)

'Cause it's a really B I G tent.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Five bishops are to Alogon

Is this some new seasonal variant on the Twelve Days of Christmas? Right before the six geese a-laying, for instance?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
the parsley sage in the parsley sage

I am so into me
I can't think of nothin' else
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Emergency! Anyone got... Manipled Mutineer

Shipmate Fletcher Christian might help?
 
Posted by the parsley sage (# 12821) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
the parsley sage in the parsley sage

I am so into me
I can't think of nothin' else

[Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Rossweisse. (# 2349) on :
 
Nashville Mafia Meet (Grits)

Grits makes Nashville Mafia an offer they cannot refuse.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Five bishops are to Ecclesiastical flip-flop

So I've heard, so I've heard.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I am being driven to Think

About time.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Say Hello to my Little... monkeylizard

Some guys use all sorts of excuses to get the ladies interested in certain parts of the male anatomy.
 
Posted by WhyNotSmile (# 14126) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Say Hello to my Little... monkeylizard

Some guys use all sorts of excuses to get the ladies interested in certain parts of the male anatomy.

And it's currently preceeded by
Big or small? (Monkeylizard)
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Do you have a shiny Graven Image

Yessssss my pretty....
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Surprised no-one has yet gone for one of these..

Prince William to marry +Chad
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
... and here was me coming here to announce that Thurible is now our future queen.

Pipped to the post again!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Say hello to my little monkeylizard

Awwwwww - cute!
 
Posted by Auntie Doris (# 9433) on :
 
Prince William to Marry Auntie Doris

Yes!!!!!!!!

Auntie Doris x
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Do you have a shiny Ninnypinny?

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't polish my ninnypinny as often as I should. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
President Obama is comet

shh dammit you'll blow my cover!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
President Obama is Spiffy

Yes, he does look good in a suit.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Do you have a shiny piglet.
Yes, at the moment. Soon as I am done scrubbing, back in the mud she goes...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Tortuf to marry into Tortuf

That goes so far beyond incest... [Eek!]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
The prince is getting married Moo

Most people honk horns or sound church bells, but if you insist...

*ahem* Mooooooooooooooooooooooo
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
The prince is getting married Moo

Most people honk horns or sound church bells, but if you insist...

*ahem* Mooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Killing me]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is a Christian pimple?

One in the shape of a cross? One on the inner wrist or top of foot?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Lazarus pimple
Sometimes it does seem that way.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Why do Americans love JoannaP?

Isn't it obvious? [Biased]
 
Posted by +Chad (# 5645) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Prince William to marry +Chad

[Frown] Harry's more my type.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Lazarus Lamb Chopped

Could be painful or awkward, depending upon where the chop was when revived.
 
Posted by duchess (# 2764) on :
 
Childless and aging...duchess

Oh ouch. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
President Obama is....Mousethief

[Help]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Panic! I'm running Lothlorien

I swear, the names they give Linux variants...
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
President Obama Is ... monkeylizard

see, that's where David Icke missed a trick - forgot to include the primates.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What is the point of Amazing Grace?

When you need it, you'll know, bubeleh.

[ 21. November 2010, 06:52: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Bishop rubbishes wedding fingerdoughnut.

Yeah, that wedding supper food is overpriced and shot full of E numbers, that's for sure!
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
I don't intend on tolerating Jacobsen

Now, now, now!
I think she's kinda sweet, and she hasn't tried to open a new poetry thread for weeks.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
There were several good ones just now!
Here's one:

Bishop rubbishes wedding mousethief

Avctually, I think a mousethief would be very good for a wedding. Who wants mice eating the wedding cake?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating Sober Preacher's Kid

Someone get the poor thing a drink!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
President Obama Is... no_prophet

But he's very nobel.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
The Bishop and the RooK

...can't move on the board until some of the pawns get out of the way.
 
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on :
 
Prince William to Marry the Kat in the Hat
It's too good...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
The Bishop and the Chorister

Oooh... do tell... [Snigger]
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Catholic men can now cum . . . Schroedinger's cat

[Disappointed] No, I don't think that is what the Pope meant...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
Catholic men can now cum . . . Schroedinger's cat

[Disappointed] No, I don't think that is what the Pope meant...

You won't know until you look in the box. So to speak.
 
Posted by Triple Tiara (# 9556) on :
 
Orthodox in Syria seek cliffdweller

They think Mt Athos is only for softies?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prince William to Marry piglet

No wonder the Bish of Willesden is outraged!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Catholic men can now Boogie

A new take on Interpretive Liturgical Dance?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Big Dick (Call me Numpty)

Is that some sort of chat up line? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Catholic Men can now think too
Too? Has it been proven any man can think.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What type of breakfast bib

I'm such a messy eater I need at bib even at snack times!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
in heaven at the moment... Panic! I'm running Two Left Feet and Tuneless [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Blessing instead of Spiffy

Is there a difference?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Availability.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Does baby Jesus hate Belle Ringer?

Probably - if she wakes him up from his afternoon naps.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating Boogie

So I can't dance, So what?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ways to Economize Penny Lane

Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Ambiguity of Fornication Boogie

Unauthorized remake of Dirty Dancing?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Calling my co-relgionists Spiffy

is quite a compliment, actually! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why, Why, Why, Deliliah? mousethief

Well, there's as clear an answer as it gets.
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
bullying AntiSocial Alto

Sopranos can be so cruel.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
So you think shift... Think²

Got to, there's so much thinking to do!
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
bullying. birdsoftheair

AKA Duck season
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Bible, as Alan Cresswell

Well, we are talking infallible sources.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Recipe thread - another piglet

completed by an apple in the snout.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ways to Economize M.

For a start, use a lowercase 'm'?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Birds, birds, birds,... Josephine

That flocking may be explained by her feeding the beasties. [Smile]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
You driving in the...Spike

Stop! I'm not a vampire.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Can the CofE dig itself cheesymarzipan?

I suppose it depends where it goes digging...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
What to do with worn out.... Thurible

Put it in the correct recycling bin, perhaps?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
The perfect Christmas Dormouse.

This one perhaps - awwww! Just needs a little Santa hat ...
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
I don't intend on tolerating Angel Wrestler

I'm not surprised - didn't your mother ever teach you that it is wrong to fight girls and angels?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating ... Liberty

Incarcerate the bastard cause of freedom
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Does the universe ring... Golden Key

It's just its janitor.
 
Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Ways to Economize Penny Lane

Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?

Clearly the solution is to turn it into Halfpenny Lane.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Nice one! [Big Grin]

* * * * * * *

Would you pray to Saint... Graven Image

Nope. 'Tis idolatry. And anyway, I'm too protestant for that. [Biased]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Ways to Economize Penny Lane

Close it down? Turn it into a field? Delete it from people's memory?

Clearly the solution is to turn it into Halfpenny Lane.
There's a Pennyfarthing Lane in Salisbury - must be inflation
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Would you pray to Saint Josephine?

Oh, but I do, I do.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Would you pray to Saint Josephine?

Oh, but I do, I do.

Ah! I was just coming over here to suggest a PM might be better. But in your case, mt, you can speak face to face!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Would you pray to Saint... CuppaT

Verily verily, my cup overfloweth. [Smile]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is salvation received ByHisBlood

Yes.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The Marvelous Toy Lamb Chopped

Mattel ain't what they used to be
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Dating methods and Louise

I understand she likes foreign films and nouvelle cuisine.
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
How does your church... Boogie?

Arthritically. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
How does your church... Boogie?

Arthritically. [Ultra confused]

dang! beat me to it. ... our church boogies with walking sticks!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
the tragic death of religious kittens

i kan haz afterlife?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Things that make you Paddy O'Furniture.

What, carpenters? Blacksmiths?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating duchesses or comtes or other feudalists.

Let all the Aristos meet Mme Guillotine!

Bring me my knitting...
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Dating methods and Louise

I understand she likes foreign films and nouvelle cuisine.

And we *love* her.
 
Posted by Hart (# 4991) on :
 
Currently playing in heaven:

Haggis Hunting St. Gwladys

Quick St. Gwladys... run from that haggis, don't let it catch you!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
English Missal Services in sydney

Something tells me the Archbishop might not approve!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Does God whisper, or... Chorister

That depends, surely. Chorister may sing normally, but also whisper occasionally. And we all know God can do whatever He wants. [Smile]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
I sing vewy vewy quietly.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is it right to expect,... the giant cheeseburger

Yes, especially if you've just ordered one. Mmmmh!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Accelerating loss of Evensong

Damned low-church interlopers. [Mad]
 
Posted by Deckhand (# 15545) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
How does your church... Boogie?

Arthritically. [Ultra confused]

And the follow-up, now playing in Purgatory, is:

Does God whisper or... Boogie?

Well, it would certainly get our attention.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I was just feeling... Alan Cresswell

Nope, wasn't me. That was Flausa who did. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I was just feeling... Alan Cresswell

me too!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
U are not allowed in... Sober Preacher's Kid

Booze!
 
Posted by Liberty (# 713) on :
 
Seen any good films... Via Media
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What was Jesus' cause... Peter's Bark

A radical new interpretation of the Scriptures!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is it okay to insult Spike

Yes, but only if you are prepared to take the consequences.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I hope God has updated Alfred E. Neuman

He'd be Mad not to.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Mad Dogs and the Celtic Boogie

Done to bagpipes, one guesses.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I hope God has updated Pigwidgeon

Bigger wings, sharper beak, Hippogriff talons...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Funerals versus Memorial... Cottontail

The latter may never quite catch on.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Cathedral size tomsk

That is one BIG Womble!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
English Missal Services... Thurible

Intra-church cost-cutting spells the end of outsourcing.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
THE END OF THE WORLD BOOGIE
Nothing left to do but dance.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Day I Heard The... Pants

... I decided it was high time to wash them!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Boards to close for Simon

He's important and all, but no. Boards to close for Erin. [Votive]

[ 07. January 2011, 14:51: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I hope God has updated Evensong

Yeah, it's all done in Rap mode now!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Singing our way to... tomb

If you sing that poorly that you snuff it, well, better stop at once, eh. Or at least take singing lessons. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Australian - very... Foaming Draught

Stereotype, or true? They do like beer, methinks. [Biased]


Your Cup Runneth Over... Pooks

Quick, call an ambulance! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Crafts and Arts: the...Kitten

Not funny in itself, but it reminded me of this oldie.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
over in Ecclesiantics we have:
Doritos and Pepsi for The Silent Acolyte

[ 09. January 2011, 22:18: Message edited by: joan knox ]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Learning Music are Spiffy

Well, one could quibble with the grammar (learning music is spiffy) but yes, yes, I agree.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
New Zealand Prayer... King James Version

[Killing me]

(Those of you who know the New Zealand Prayer Book will know what I mean.)
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Was the psalmist a Moo

So why was he always on about shepherds?

FD
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Massive Australian...(Sir Pellinore (ret'd))

Is he a big guy then?
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
More from a thread title that was obviously sent from heaven...

Massive Australian Moth
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Singing our way to... dolphy

"Singing the dolphin through Still waters" [Yipee]

(Good stuff, although Eric Dolphy ain't on it.)

[ 11. January 2011, 15:51: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Was the Psalmist a... Autenrieth Road

John 14:6 specified?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
I hope God has updated ... Spiffy
Sort of inclusive language and ideologically correct version ... neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
Posted by itokro (# 16135) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating... Japes
(a) Poor Japes!
(b) Then again if we use the definition of japes as jokes, it just makes it sound like someone in Hell is feeling grumpy today. Which is perfectly normal.

Was the Psalmist a...mousethief
Now that conjures an interesting mental image!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Tea Party abolishes lilBuddha
Hardly surprising, it it?
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
and on an astrological plane:

was the psalmist a leo?


(oops, forgot to be bold, as it were)

[ 14. January 2011, 16:40: Message edited by: joan knox ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Depends - do you mean on the old calendar, or the new one that's been all over the news the last 2 days?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Tea party abolishes Enders Shadow

Did he move too far to the Right?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Archaic and beautiful Barnabas62

Aw, come on, he's not that old/beautiful!*

*please delete whichever doesn't apply.
 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
I hope God has updated mousethief

That was Dr. Kim, actually.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What is meant by a Jon in the Nati

Possibly that the Nati has an en-suite bathroom.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Food combos that are Foxy

I think it's more the way they're eaten than the combo that makes the difference here.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Fucking pox-ridden piglet

Um, can I have the chicken?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Tea Party Abolishes Think²

apparently.
 
Posted by itokro (# 16135) on :
 
Why do gay people want Anglican_Brat?

I don't know. Has Anglican_Brat been warned?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What is meant by a Chelley

Is it a cherry jelly?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is this prophecy Spiffy?
Depends on if it comes true.
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Why do gay people want...Sine Nomine?

You kidding me? Check the gallery; The brother is GORgeous!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Rating one nation's Doc Tor amazingly appeared on a thread about health care!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why do gay people want... LutheranChik

She's... magic!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Massive Australian Banner Lady

You can almost see Sheila holding up a flag the size of Sydney Opera House.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Was the Psalmist a Fletcher Christian?

No, he was a Jewish Shepherd, actually.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
what happened to the Mousethief

Given that the 2nd mouse always gets the cheese, we hope Mousethief came 2nd...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
A new twist on an old tale:

Gold, frankincense, Mudfrog
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
What happened to the....The Revolutionist

he was imprisoned by the...the Fascist Government
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Personalization of... South Coast Kevin

I'd say that is fairly personalised already, don't ya think?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
No, you may NOT carve your monogram in other shipmates!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What happened to the Zappa

The Pete went to stay with him for a week and he has never been the same since!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
King James Version Moo

Mooeth? Loweth?
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Quakers...Imaginary Friend

No, I'm sure they're real...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Are Australians all Mili

No most are either Bruce or Sheila.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Bath salts considered...no prophet

The Jesus tortilla already had that market cornered.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
What one might consider five

4+1. 2+3. e^(ln(9-4)). Lots of things, really.
 
Posted by The Amazing Mavis (# 5077) on :
 
Are Australians all The Amazing Mavis

They wish.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What happened to the Barnabas62

I think they went the same way as the Heinz 57.
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
What happened to the Barnabas62

I think they went the same way as the Heinz 57.

They became 68 and counting ..
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Geek Revival: the computing mousethief.

So, does he nick computers or does he use them to plan his dastardly deeds?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Geek Revival: the computing... Alex Cockell

Quite! He's da man. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Eight times . . . by five

That'd be forty, I think.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
How do I get the Cafe...Meerkat

Come by on the 1st Tuesday of the month at lunch - served with little green balls of death aka brussel sprouts and lashings of gravy.

What happened to the...Squibs

I believe they were damp.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What happened to the Boogie

It got played by the Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Languages that don't have cheesymarzipan

quite a few, I suspect...
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
High efficiency washing Ariel.

(Before anyone else does. I wish I'd realized before posting on that thread.)

(Not that I'm going to get in a spin or a lather over this.)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thousand Tongues Foaming Draught

First might be explained by too much of the second.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Geek Revival: the computing... Coffee Cup

CPU in a mug: very hi-tech! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
One of life's simple joys... glockenspiel

Yes! [Smile]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
...he's a very naughty Afghan

The return of the Taliban.
 
Posted by Foaming Draught (# 9134) on :
 
Why do gay people want iGeek

chacun à son goût

[Google translator suggests that this is roughly "each to his own". iF]

[ 01. February 2011, 13:10: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Translation, please.
 
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
This is a reminder to all posters that posting in a non-English language is only allowed if an English translation is given.

Junior hosting isn't great, either.

Imaginary Friend
Circus Host
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Women Bishops, or else... cheesymarzipan

I'll have the bishops then, thank you. YMMV. [Biased]
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Massive Australian...Japes

Well, after all that horrid weather it's nice they can still manage to have some fun...

[ 01. February 2011, 19:22: Message edited by: joan knox ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What happened to the Lamb Chopped?

Fell on the floor, gave it to the dog.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Hey!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
but more menacingly, this has been changed to:
What happened to the hatless?

I'm plumping for a theory involving specially trained Daleks, schooled in the art of good old fashioned manners, which have been quietly removing the hatless from society...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Massive Australian Banner Lady

Hey, now, that's just rude. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Massive Australian Banner Lady

Hey, now, that's just rude. [Disappointed]

It could just be a lady who carries a massive Australian banner!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
The Young and the Restless Biscuitnapper

too much sugar, perhaps?
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
High efficiency washing iGeek

Just take me to the local carwash and roll me through.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
High efficiency washing Lamb Chopped.
I told you, Fed it to the dog. Washing would not have helped, trust me.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why I am no longer Marvin the Martian

Moved to another planet?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
What happened to the Marvin the Martian

I told you, I think he moved to another planet. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Why I am no longer Yorick

<groan> Another ID shift?
 
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on :
 
Videos and images of... Alex Cockell

is apparently the last post in Ecclesiantics at present...
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
Read along or recite Sonata3

I prefer to sing along
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Man banned from having Think 2

Not only is the poor guy banned from having sex, he's not even allowed to think either.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Arizona: Bill To Allow lilBuddha
Fairly certain this one will not pass.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Man banned from having five

I agree. Four is quite enough. And take a taxi home will you?
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
The Syro-Phoenician Latchkey Kid

Off having a devil of a time?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I keep seeing Mission-shaped Evensong and thinking of one of our esteemed shipmates looking like a Californian Jesuit mission -- maybe one with two tall and lofty, um, bell-towers.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Read the manual or Boogie

Well, I wanted to foxtrot but...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating ... Beethoven

So roll over y'old bastard. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Do you not yet understand Latchkey Kid

Advanced calculus, no problem, but shipmates? You have to be kidding.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
The Syro-Phoenecian Golden Key.

Dan Brown...paging Dan Brown!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Why I love my sweetie,... (ten thousand difficulties)

Sounds like an accurate description of marriage to me [Biased]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
What have you fed your Desert Daughter?

Sandwiches and spice biscuits, washed down with a Dune Bug cocktail.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I don't intend on tolerating Beethoven.

Mozart, though, I've got all the time in the world for.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Obama wants to tax the giant cheeseburger

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Planes, trains and... the giant cheeseburger

An American in Paris? [Note: NOT the Hilton one, you dirty sods! [Roll Eyes] ]

[ 17. February 2011, 17:46: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
well, if the giant cheeseburger is as big as a plane, I can see why Obama would want to tax it.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
I don't intend on tolerating Twilight

Darn right! Vampires like totally suck.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by joan knox:
Vampires like totally suck.

GROAN!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by joan knox:
Vampires like totally suck.

GROAN!
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Plato & Jesus Boogie

Sorry to quote my own name - but this makes such a great mental image!

[Yipee]
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Bankers say it is time...
(Think²)


[ 20. February 2011, 13:37: Message edited by: wesleyswig ]
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
News on Jesus's teenage years leaks out....

Jesus was greatly disturbed
(pimple)

 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
I love that! I can just see young Jesus fretting about his face while Mary stands by.

"Oh, Honey, you're perfect You're beautiful, without spot or blemish. I'm not just saying that because I'm you're Mom. Now you quit hiding in your room and go out and talk to people!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Conversion of a Lamb Chopped
Conversion to what? Pork?
Besides, I told you, gave it to the dog.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The Syro-Phoenician LutheranChik made me giggle.
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Church Is Too Spiffy

I prefer a more boring, mundane worship experience.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
Mission Shaped Evensong Curiosity Killed...

Strangley reflects some of the comments in the discussion!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Ten Years Old mousethief
Beginning a life of crime early. Does not bode well. [Disappointed]

[ 24. February 2011, 00:58: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How does the Trinity boogie

The Father puts on some of His old James Brown records. The Son starts to let His hair down. And the Holy Spirit gets all of the Saints in the right mood to funk.

Oh yeah, bring it on baby!
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
How does the Trinity boogie

Isn't that the whole idea of perichoresis? [Big Grin]

Things you think are piglet
Let's see...pigs...hogs...swine...sows...boars...
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Don't Look Back in Clemency

Sounds like a great plan [Two face]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
I Don't Intend On Tolerating Beethoven

Vivaldi and Mozart, I'll think about ...
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Fostering Ban on Christian Spawn

Looks like Dawkins is finally having his way!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Here's me on me:

Why do Gays have to Welease Woderwick

Because I'm not really into Bondage.
 
Posted by wesleyswig (# 5436) on :
 
All homosexuality,...
(Organ Builder)


[Two face]
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Fox is not news, says Og, King of Bashan
By royal decree!
 
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Fox is not news says...romanlion. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Introducing Saul to Autenrieth Road

Couldn't we introduce him to the Damascus road instead?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Who cares about a high Chorister

Well, our church could certainly use a countertenor.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Anti-gay pastor caught... Wesley J

Eeek! Leave me alone, you public meatbeater, you! Or at least wash your hands! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Rename the Ship of cheesymarzipan

Actually, I like that as a name.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Anti-gay pastor caught Schroedinger's cat

That's quite a scientific achievement.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Things you think are Keren-Happuch
Pretty much just the Shipmate.

Private Christenings Sine Nomine
I guess we're keeping it private so as not to confuse too large a congregation?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Nunzia:
I love that! I can just see young Jesus fretting about his face while Mary stands by.

"Oh, Honey, you're perfect You're beautiful, without spot or blemish. I'm not just saying that because I'm you're Mom. Now you quit hiding in your room and go out and talk to people!

And if this problem continued into his 20s, we may have an idea of why he didn't enter into public ministry till age 30! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Shipmates expecting Panda

That should make them less endangered.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Anti-gay pastor caught... Squirrel

Is it the bushy tail that has him confused?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Could it have been Lamb Chopped

Nope, that was definitely next door's cat in the curry!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Yorick, come and preen mousethief

Ack! No! I'm fine! I'm fine!
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
How to get more young Wood

Little blue pill perhaps.

sorry, I tried to resist, I really did. Honest. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by cheesymarzipan (# 9442) on :
 
How to get more young Wood

Gardening thread, or something entirely different?

Aack! BessHiggs beat me to it!

[ 09. March 2011, 15:02: Message edited by: cheesymarzipan ]
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Waitrose secretly sells ...cod


Why? Another EU quota broken?

[ 10. March 2011, 10:08: Message edited by: joan knox ]
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
In similar vein

Waitrose secretly sells... Spawn

Bleurgh
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by BessHiggs:
How to get more young Wood

Little blue pill perhaps.

sorry, I tried to resist, I really did. Honest. [Big Grin]

That's for old wood. A low-cut shirt is usually enough for young wood.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Waitrose secretly sells mdijon

mdijon mmustard? Our Waitrose has never made a secret of it. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
So many at the moment!

We can know ... May Adrienne

Well, guys, should we tell her?


Waitrose secretly sells Spawn

...so keep your snotty-nosed kids close to you, or better, in the shopping cart! Don't say you weren't warned!


Gold, Frankincense, Moo

Don't you hate it when some cow interrupts your sacred gift-giving moment?


(And I'll leave "What's wrong with this churchgeek" for someone else to comment on...)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Once again, everything is funnier with Moo.

(The cattle are lowing?)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.

This is a lawn chair. This is a picnic table. This is a chaise lounge. This...
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
When I was your age Sir Kevin

Oh, wait. I think I am. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.

That is a meeting I'd love to be a fly on the wall at.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Nuclear power stations... Moo

Is it a cunning plan to make them more acceptable?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Mad dogs and the Celtic piglet

Run, ye wee little beastie!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(my turn)

I don't intend on tolerating Kelly Alves

Oh, roll up and join the fucking queue.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Unless you're a good anteater ...

... I'd say avoid sticking the little bugs in your mouth. Believe me, it happened to me once or twice by accident, and it isn't pretty.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Introducing Saul to Paddy O' Furniture.

This is a lawn chair. This is a picnic table. This is a chaise lounge. This...

Which Saul you mean makes all the difference.

King Saul would probably expect it all to be in gold. Whereas the soon-to-be Apostle Paul Saul could sew a nice little awning to put over that patio table!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A couple caught my eye just now:

Does Scripture interpret hatless
No. It just mysteriously tells women not to be.

Prayers of the Faithful Angel Wrestler
That's precisely who you want praying for you!
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Videos and images of Martin L

Ooooooookay. Worksafe?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Microsoft takes out... the giant cheeseburger

Junk food = junk OS. I rest my case.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Should Christian Couples Boogie

it would help the image, certainly. but only if they can manage to get some rhythm.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Comet, I thought rhythm was only for Catholics!

* * * * *

Paschal Penguin strikes kingsfold

That bird needs an ASBO*!

[*for non-Brits, an Anti-Social Behaviour Order - a sort of restraining order for the badly behaved avian.]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
When I grow up I'm going to be Zaccheus

because I like to climb trees.
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on :
 
Seen any 'ner' films... Gregory's Girl

I thought it was pretty good, myself.
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
The Day I Heard the Off-Center View

... was May of 2008.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Should Gaddafi be a... Schroedinger's cat

Dead? Or alive?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
I Want to Ride My Bicycle... To The Pain

Oh yes, I've done that. Quite often, actually.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Fictional Character's Stetson
The Man with No Name?
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
"Planes, Trains, and The Giant Cheeseburger "
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Embroidering church Banner Lady...

seems rather apt
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Does God know if it's la vie en rouge

I hope so [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Jordanian cave books Yorick...

...to play the entire summer season!
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
The London march for dyfrig

Isn't that nice!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Does God know if it's ken?

What is He forgetting His own creation? Has God got Alzheimers?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Paschal Penguin strikes PixelPi

No! We must not hit each other! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
No, St Paul, you can't... (ExclamationMark)

Well, I'd say that's clear enough, isn't it.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
New Private Board for mousethief
All by himself? Think he'd get bored.


(Yes, of course it was intended.)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Gods wife edited out... Bullfrog

She can't stand them narsty beasties.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What's in your CD player... Boogie

Might well be. [Smile]
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Charities, Volunteers...Can We Burn Terry Jones?

Yeah, you should get plenty of volunteers for that!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Holding or raising Graven Image

Not sure that's a good idea. The ancient Hebrews got in a lot of trouble for that.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Quakers Curiosity killed ...

I hope there's not too many of them! Are they prone to particular nosiness?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Wafers... seasick

Eww.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Why do gays have to
Boogie


They just do , honey!
I know, I know, blame it on the boogie.
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
And with a wonderful bit of self-reference:

Grandson of FLP Famous Amos

Funny, plus some darned delicious cookies [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger

Yeah, doesn't he hang out on the sports threads quite a bit?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Why aren't Americans Josephine?

One is, and that's exactly the right number for me. The rest of you get your own.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Is Westboro Baptist Chill?

I thought, if anything, they were the very antithesis of chill.

[ 09. April 2011, 00:08: Message edited by: Bullfrog. ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Easter Eggs are now... mousethief

GM eggs? MT eggs for sure.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
for a second I thought my director was here:
First positions, quiet... comet
[Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Physical vs. Spiritual Pancho
Well, the physical pancho will keep you body warm. So the spiritual pancho will keep your spirit warm?
 
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :
 
God is so weird, He's... Yorick.

Ha! Prepare for the Great Smiting.
 
Posted by Jabber (# 9668) on :
 
Don't blame it on the sunshine...

Limitations on Free Expression Boogie
 
Posted by Nunzia (# 4766) on :
 
Crappy Choruses and...Paddy O'Furniture

Ah, how that phrase brings back memories of my house-church days.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
House-church? Is that with Pastor Paul Oakenfold and Kraftwerk as the choir?
 
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on :
 
I believe it was Faithless that were the choir... "because tonight... God... is a DJ"
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
romanlion you little romanlion

Well quite.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Parents who can't say Moo

"Now little Tommy, what sound does a dog make? Yes! Bark, bark, that's good! And what sound does a cat make? Good! Meow, meow, that's it! And what sound does a cow make? Very good! M... m... m... argh!"

I can see that this could be a problem.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is forgiveness always Spiffy?
Yes. Yes it is. Peachy Keen as well.
 
Posted by Choirboy (# 9659) on :
 
How much do we respect...RuthW

Truly, madly, deeply.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rape and incest are... Apocalypso

Indeed. [Mad] [Frown] [Votive]
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?

Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Currently playing in Eccles:

Bright Ideas for Bright Chorister

Thinking of some of the choristers I have known in my time this is a recipe for disaster!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Peter's naturism or Evensong

Think I'll go for the evensong option, thanks all the same...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Osama Bin Laden is... CorgiGreta

Oh dear! [Eek!]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Osama bin Laden is Eutychus

Well that was a well kept secret ('til now...)
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Osama Bin Laden is no_prophet

Absolutely not. Never was, certainly isn't now.
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Crappy choruses and low treason

Actually I don't think the description is entirely inapposite....
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Shipmates expecting Japes

Ohh - a party? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Japes (# 5358) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Shipmates expecting Japes

Ohh - a party? [Big Grin]

It could always be arranged... [Devil]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
(I'll be ready with a bottle Japes. [Big Grin] )

Christian financial Chorister
Is that some sort of singing mercenary? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Celebrating the Heavenly Grits

With butter and a bit of sugar, they sure are.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Has anyone notice St. Punk the Pious
Yes ... I've admired his tats and body mods from afar.

Mystery worship of St. Punk the Pious
I wouldn't take it that far, however.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
To accord with the rules de jure
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Has anyone noticed the giant cheeseburger?

Yes. If we all get together and shove it hard at the same time, we might just be able to unblock the doorway and get out. Otherwise, I'm afraid it looks like we might just have to eat our way through.

As a vegetarian who's allergic to cheese, lettuce, and raw tomatoes, I'll tackle the bun. You can toss me any onions you find, though! Providing you do so gently; I hate to have my obit reflect my death by giant condiment.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
For it is written: 'Man shall not live by bread alone....'
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
London Accomodation... Living in Gin

Asking the question is answering it! [Big Grin]


I guess we still need to do this?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Everybody hates the comet.
It is the whole destroying most of the life on the planet thing people cannot seem to get past.

Dear Marvin the comet
Unusual name for a comet. On the bright side, seems to imply at least someone likes them.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Balaam's Big Noisy Squibs
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Has anyone noticed la vie en rouge

Story of my life...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Has anyone noticed Molopata The Rebel

Oh, if you have to ask, you can't be rebelling nearly enough!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Theoretical Liturgical Golden Key

This is the technical term for when you're on your own presiding at a daily Mass, a huge unexpected group of people show up midway in, and the sacristan has accidentally taken the tabernacle key home in her pocket.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How did you hear about Anselmina

I think it was when I noticed her posting here soon after I joined.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Should Her Majesty Boogie?

It would do her a world of good.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Imitating Christ's Highfive

Um, hmmmm, [Confused] are you sure he really, I mean, doesn't seem quite historical.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Oooh, a good couple of last posts just now.

With my body I honour Og, King of Bashan

[Hot and Hormonal]

Mystery Worship of St. Punk the Pious

That should be fascinating reading! [Biased]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Has anyone noticed Paddy O'Furniture

The lounge is new, right?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The second coming is mousethief

You guys are in for it now.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why do gay people want... Crœsos

They want cash, thus proving they're just as nuts as everyone else. So there.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

[Killing me]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]
CROAK!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
quote:
Originally posted by Bullfrog.:
The horror of Koine Bullfrog

ΧΡΩΑΚ!

Translation, please? [Paranoid]
CROAK!
I know. I was hoping the perpetrator of said Greekery would confess in person, and in ye beautifulle Inklishe langwitch. [Razz]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Will the Cof E become... The Man with a Stick

Perhaps. More likely it'll come up with a carrot as well.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Worship leaders do... Boogie

well, they do have to set an example to the flock.

Some titles don't even need a name:

Blame Culture; Sharon says it quite well on its own. (For non UK people, Kev'n'Sharon are the epitome of 'chav' culcha.)
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Lost your faith in ... Squirrel

Also in Moose.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Lost your faith in ... Squirrel

Also in Moose.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Didn't you get the...Chamois

No - and I'm regretting it now, my car is filthy!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Rationality of...
I would fill in the blank, but that is only asking for trouble.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Greet One Another With... Boogie

Preach it, yo! [Cool]
 
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on :
 
In "Dead Horses" at present...

Why do gay people want... Apocalypso

I can only guess so they can prove Evangelicals wrong by ending up in heaven!
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
May I presume to nominate one of my own posts? It wasn't until after I made it that I realised the irony on the Heaven board.

Dawn's early light Pure Sunshine
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
No problem at all posting your own FLP. And that's a good one!
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Worship leaders do Fr Shad

Possible a case of TMI?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Archbishop criticises... Mudfrog

He wouldn't dare!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Legal enforcement of Imaginary Friend
It is official: Government interference has gone to far. While it is certainly fine for a child to have an imaginary friend, it should not be compulsory.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Why do gay people want iGeek?

Same reason as everybody else: to fix their computer!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
With my body I honour Og, King of Bashan


[Killing me] I can't stop laughing at this!


(edited to clip the quote more neatly)

[ 11. June 2011, 02:21: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The priesthood of all Freddy

What, even his unmentionables?
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
To every problem its solution apparently...

Atheist "Invincibility"
Amazing Grace
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Lost your faith in Squirrel

I see no reason to believe any more in small, furry rodents that live in trees and eat nuts. It's preposterous.
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Dang, Mousethief beat me to it. And all the way at the top of the page, no less. *facepalm*

[ 11. June 2011, 22:42: Message edited by: Darkwing ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
And, mine's funnier.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Rats! I've left ... piglet

Dammit, Pooh! You were supposed to bring him.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Great culinary failures - cheesymarzipan

Actually Wensleydale and marzipan go wonderfully together, although it is quite difficult to find an appropriate occasion to serve them.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
To sleep, to wake mousethief

It goes without saying he would steal your mouse while you're sleeping, but how exactly does this work, does his subconscious know when you fall asleep?


[Admittedly I cheated a bit leaving off the second comma.]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Great culinary failures ... Joan of Quark

I imagine Joan's OK, but Quark is asking for trouble.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Church's one foundation? Chorister

I'm not saying the music's not important, but...really?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Atheists don't have churchgeek

No, they don't.
 
Posted by iGeek (# 777) on :
 
Mad dogs and the Celtic iGeek

More Scand than Celtic, actually.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Offer expires at moonlit door
Scene from Lord of the Rings, then?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The founding of the hawk

Hm, I always thought they were hatched.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Advantages of a Latchkey Kid

They let themselves in?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Those who have no hope moo

And oink and cluck and whatever other noises those who have been raised only to be eaten make.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The advantages of a Jigsaw.

Well, unlike a circular saw or a reciprocating saw or crosscut or rip or keyhole saw they can cut very tight and delicate curves, and unlike a band saw or a scroll saw you don't need to hoist your material up onto a table or platform. Unlike a coping saw you don't have to be within 8" of the edge of the material. There are just some places where nothing else will do.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The advantages of a Chorister

1. No dilemma about what to wear to church
2. Somewhere to sit
3. Less chance of being put off by someone utterly tuneless behind you.
any more?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
"Help! My vicar thinks..."

Quick, someone phone a hotline! We can't have thinking vicars – what will it lead to?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Everybody hates the Imaginary Friend

.. but that's OK, 'cos he's not like, a real friend.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
No, nothing wrong with lilBuddha

That's a relief then.
Though there seem to be dissenting opinions...
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Challenging fellow ... IngoB

Hey, I just saw it, I didn't say it ...
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Leviticus - Second...Pimple

A slightly miscounted book of the teenager's bible???
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Next President (Alfred E. Neuman)

Mad!
 
Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :
 
I'll be running on the Ludicrous ticket.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Challenging Fellow...
Alfred E Neuman


He can be, at times.
 
Posted by Caty M. (# 11996) on :
 
Are you aiming for ... South Coast Kevin

And if so, are you likely to hit it? Should we be taking cover, or are you likely to miss us and annihilate Birmingham instead?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ancient attitudes toward... Moo

Mmmmh! Yumyum!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Mad dogs and the Celtic Boogie

They're foaming at the mouth at the Irish disco.
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
I think Peculiarly Anglican... Evensong is just perfect. Of course it is!
 
Posted by Masha (# 10098) on :
 
LEVITICUS - Second Lamb Chopped

What happened to the first one?


And...

The Right to Choose...Pax Romana!

[ 03. July 2011, 20:14: Message edited by: Masha ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
My Other Car Is A... Wild Organist

Have the exhaust checked?
 
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :
 
Or, better:

My Other Car is a ... Galloping Granny.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
My other car is a Dogwalker

Stop doing that right now or I will call the SPCA.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Saw a couple just now:

Between the covers - Light User
What? No innuendo, just a kid reading comic books past bedtime!

A decision to cross ken
Crossing ken should be done only with careful deliberation, as he's probably smarter than you.
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Hiding the Hideous Lamb Chopped
Those animal sacrifices are pretty nasty looking! Better hide them from the kids!
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Just so you don't make me wear makeup...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why do people hate News of the World?
Fairly obvious why, I should think.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Why do people hate moonlitdoor

Because there is never anybody there!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
A decision to cross... (Think²)

Somehow, I always read that as "Think twice".

And I guess it's a good idea to think twice before you cross anything!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Is God, strictly speaking, IngoB?

Well, perhaps not strictly speaking ...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
If God does not exist... LeRoc

Well, I guess someone has to take His place, wouldn't it? Obviously, the people have a need for blind obedience that needs to be filled. So, if you beg me enough for it, I guess I could take up the position. We'll work out the details of the offerings you should bring Me later.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Is God, strictly speaking Marvin the Martian
I bloody hope not, otherwise we're all screwed!
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The SoF Drinking Marvin the Martian

Being a hellhost would probably do that to anyone.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie

Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel

TMI.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Rob Bell and Universalism... Boogie

Yes! Much better than that stiff "Go to Hell" doctrine.

Or that more general, and equally disturbing, "Stiff go to Hell" doctrine. (Where's redemption when you need it!) [Paranoid]
 
Posted by matthew_dixon (# 12278) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful leaf

Dear Lord,

Please can you make sure that no caterpillars eat me tomorrow? Thank you for all the sunlight and really refreshing shower of rain you gave me today. I pray that I may ever grow big and strong and pray that in autumn, when it is time for me to draw nearer to the earth from which I came you will bless my descent.

In Jesus Christ's name,

An ever faithful leaf.
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Is anyone still banging... Gamaliel

TMI.

That's the best thread for FLP ever.

How can we lure Wood into posting there?!?

[ 15. July 2011, 05:58: Message edited by: comet ]
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Mine is completely tame by comparison, but felt quite pertinent to me....

Homophobia towards...FooloftheShip

Not in particular one hopes...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)

Ummm ... this raises many questions ...
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Is anyone still banging... (Saul the Apostle)

Ummm ... this raises many questions ...

I think the tenor of his epistles suggests not ... which may have been part of the problem ... [Biased]
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Ireland confronts the....lapsed heathen

rather more of them because of the church's antics, one feels....
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
"Picking on Paul: a pimple"

out, damned spot! out, I say!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Is God, strictly speaking, hatless?

I wouldn't have thought so. What about "crowned with glory and honour"?

[ 17. July 2011, 19:52: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Old Testament without the giant cheeseburger

I can't imagine it any other way, seeing as cheeseburgers aren't kosher.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
New Circus Host - Welcome... Imaginary Friend

I thought he already was a Circus Host... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Why did you drive today hatless?

I've always thought drivers wearing hats were a hazard.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Rupert Murdoch hit piglet

Nothing seems to be below him.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rupert Murdoch hit... Wesley J

Oy! Geroff!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Rupert Murdoch hit Matt Black

Well, so long as it wasn't Wendi, I expect he'll be OK.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
How frowned upon is passer?

Well, it probably depends what you are up to when he's passing...

[ 20. July 2011, 20:42: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
How frowned upon is Spike?

Depends on which side of a host ruling you are...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A decision to cross... leo

... might have 'im bite off yer 'ead
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Everybody hates the... Hedgehog

I thought everyone loves them! May they always have a hedge to hog! [Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How frowned upon is Curiosity Killed

Depends on what circles you run in. Most of my friends would find it tragic.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
For a thread discussing booze after the service, we have:

Liquid Parish Coffee Hours Sober Preacher's Kid
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
The Demise of the wayside Moo

You know, I had noticed fewer cows in the pastures near the roads I travel. Bring back the moos!!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ireland Confronts the... Triple Tiara

Good on them! There's a few things to set right!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ireland confronts the Belle Ringer

When an entire nation thinks your timing's off, your timing's off.

[ 25. July 2011, 00:53: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
What's your favourite ... Roseofsharon

Mine is the pale pink one with a red centre [Smile]
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Glenn Beck: victimized Paddy O'Furniture

Furniture abuse is the sign of a sociopath.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Please list your favorite Lyda*Rose

1. Lyda*Rose.

That was easy!
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
What's your favorite Graven Image?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(I just came here for that one)

Kali, I guess.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Let go of my damn grocery piglet!

I can't believe you'd just reach into my cart like that and steal Wilbur.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Let the dead bury the Belle Ringer

Sounds like a horror movie!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Please list your favorite Low Treason

Hm... nah, these boards aren't really anonymous enough.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
married lesbian Norwegian Josephine

No-o-o-o-o-oooo!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
How do you organize exclamation mark?
Organize punctuation? You may have a wee bit of a compulsion here...
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Please list your favorite Moo

I like the kind that cows make.
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Can't they catch a piglet?

Those little guys can really move!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
If you went to Church... Boogie
Whew! I'm glad I didn't go to a daily Mass today, I really can't dance.
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
The Ordinariate - a pyx_e?

That could be said to explain a lot.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Lawn ornaments and ... Earwig
(go together like, well, ornamentation and nature, really)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
How do you organise .... Boogie

Put on some lively music and turn down the lights.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Please list your favorite comet

I think Hale Bopp (sp?) was pretty special!
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Lawn ornaments and...li'l Buddha

Actually, my little Buddha is an ornament under my bonsai tree. Gnomes are for lawns.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Lawn ornaments and Paddy O'Furniture

Hang on, those actually do go together.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dystopia, millenialism, or... Eutychus

I'll have Eutychus then, please. He's a known known. [Smile]
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Are Christians better belle ringer?

Well, cathedral-goers probably have more practice...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Loving my Christian LutheranChik

The jury's still out on how I feel about my Sikh LutheranChik.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Christians are better, lilBuddha
Well, that is certainly what many have told me...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
London meet in early... Spike

Better wait till the main riots are over...?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ethical shifts (no_prophet)

Yep, that'll happen when you're prophetless.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
London Riots - The... Apocalypso

Certainly looks like it!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
London Riots - the mousethief

Not as terrifying as London Riots + the mousethief.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Hehe. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

What is the point of Twilight

Well without it, night would come on like someone flipped off a switch, all of a sudden-like, which would be disastrous if you were driving a car when it happened.
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
A stock clerks decision:

How do you organize cheesymarzipan

Sweets aisle? Dairy case? What to do....

edit cause I can't spell

[ 09. August 2011, 14:34: Message edited by: BessHiggs ]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
What is the point of... leo

Stops virgins from catching crabs
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
What shall we call the current Mr. Curly

Mr Curly?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Nursing home music (Boogie)

Exactly.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Walking on water...leo.
He's reviewed books for peer-reviewed academic journals too.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
London Riots - the giant cheeseburger.

Now we know the true cause: gluttony.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
All about leo (he loves Evensong)

You saw it here first!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
All about leo (he loves leo)

Clearly no self-esteem issues there then.
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the mousethief

only he hasn't stolen all the mice in my house, so I'm hoping he comes back for the rest. My lazy cats refuse to hunt.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the mousethief

followed immediately by

I am a VICTIM of the Schroedinger's cat

Wait... so Schroedinger's cat stole your mouse... that means Schroedinger's Cat IS Mousethief. [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the... Evensong

One of those awful choirs, then? Oh dear! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the... Firenze

Yep, that happens quite easily. There's so much to see, and so much fabulous art that it can be somewhat of an overkill!

[ 16. August 2011, 06:54: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Would You Like to Swing ... Schroedinger's cat

Nah, I don't think so ... there's not room in here really ...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Would You Like to Swing... JohnWesleysHorse

Yes, I'd love to! I'd like to make it go circles above my head. But I'm afraid I'm not as strong as Pippi Longstocking.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the... Eutychus

He fell right on me when I was stood under that window!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
How do you organize Boogie

Make sure the music is at least 110 bpm.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
When Adam delved...The Tall Poppy

Paradise has room for tall poppies. And white crows.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Between the Covers ... justlooking
This really worries me
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Loving my Christian Paddy O' Furniture
You've converted your furniture? Really? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Bos Loquax (# 16602) on :
 
Summer isn't summer without... earrings

Your daddy's rich, and your mama's good-looking...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
married lesbian Norwegian Drifting Star

Whoa. I must have been sick on that day in Astronomy 101.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I am a VICTIM of the ... Paddy O'Furniture

It chaised me all around the lounge.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
groan

To be honest, I did laugh, still...

[ 21. August 2011, 10:46: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Crafts and Arts: the Banner Lady
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
They arrested the evil lilBuddha

[Eek!]

Remember the saying, kids: "If you meet the Buddha in the street breaking into someone's car, arrest him!"
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Which sucks? God's... Zach82

Who sucks? Which sucks? God sucks? Zach sucks? God's Zach sucks? Burt Bacharach sucks?

Difficult to comprehend, but certainly inspiration for some rhyming! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
I was a Greenbelt Virgin … Beeswax Altar


Wait 'til she gets Blue!

[ 30. August 2011, 17:10: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
They arrested the evil lilBuddha

[Eek!]

Remember the saying, kids: "If you meet the Buddha in the street breaking into someone's car, arrest him!"

[Overused] <<<----- Ship's "like" button
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
Including the blue pointer we have

I ¬ by Comet

which is what we should know already [Smile]

(the blue pointer looks better)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Use that phrase WhateverTheySay

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Faith in physics, or... alienfromzog

I put my money on the alien! Welcome, my overlord...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Inquire within the Drifting Star

You'll get your answer, but via a series of tangents as far-reaching as the cosmos!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Sorry for the DP, but I went back to the board home and immediately saw this, every (naughty) kindergartener's fantasy:

The tatler Up In Smoke

[ 02. September 2011, 21:11: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Position of hands in... Boogie

If playing the piano, preferrably on the keyboard. If dancing, doesn't really matter.
 
Posted by JFH (# 14794) on :
 
Shipmates expecting... jackanapes

And I think to myself, "What a wonder-ful world!"
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
For every season turn,... Moo

Another liddle fun game for the wee ones?
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Do not lust after a(n) Arminian

Lust after a Calvinist ... you'll be predestined to end up in bed together. Free will just messes everything up.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Turning to face the .... minstermusic

and then singing the anthem.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
They arrested the evil lilBuddha

[Eek!]

Remember the saying, kids: "If you meet the Buddha in the street breaking into someone's car, arrest him!"

[Overused] <<<----- Ship's "like" button
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Whatever happened to Lamb Chopped?

Told you months ago; fell on the floor dog ate it.

Sorry LC, could not resist. Won't happen again.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Bible stories for small welsh dragon.

Awww! [Axe murder] Isn't that sweet?!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Double Alphabet... jedijudy

It's true! She's JJ!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Shard - tallest... Desert Daughter

Quite a rude nickname for your physically challenged child. Won't lead to a heightened awareness of her needs!

[ 06. September 2011, 11:19: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Double Alphabet... Sioni Sais

Spot on!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Favourite Bible verse ... OhSimone

I'm not sure where that is in the Bible. Presumably in the Song of Songs?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Double Alphabet... jedijudy

It's true! She's JJ!

[Big Grin] True!
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
Valley of the Shadow . . . Hedgehog

Sounds like a really bad SyFy original movie.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Double Alphabet... jedijudy

It's true! She's JJ!

[Big Grin] True!
Also, The Double Alphabet... EtymologicalEvangelical
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
I'm just going to say this now—no fair pointing it out when either Antisocial Alto or I post on that thread.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about PeteC

Stating the obvious somewhat!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Valley of the Shadow... Hedgehog

Watch the spectacular BBC Nature documentary with David Attenborough!
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Sheep Cottontail

Umm, no. I thought bunny rabbit, actually!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about... Choirboy


Phew! No lawsuit there, then! [Big Grin]

[ 07. September 2011, 21:38: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Mad dogs and the Celtic piglet

What about its nationality becomes relevant when a piglet is faced with mad dogs? Does a Celtic piglet perhaps carry St. Patrick's lorica? or can it do Cuchulain's "salmon-leap"? Or does its diet of leeks make it taste bad to the dogs?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about...Schrodinger's cat.

I understand the lack of excitement about hypothetical quantum mechanics, but still...poor kitty!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about...Siegfried


Always had a soft spot for Brunhilde tho'
 
Posted by Persephone Hazard (# 4648) on :
 
Can the West really expect Garden Hermit?
The homosexuality debate snags.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Meaning of Life (Kelly Alves)

And I just saw her tonight! I feel very meaning-ful. Strangely, it feels a lot like being Mexican-food-and-cupcake-ful.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about... Pants

Not on that nudist beach anyway!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thank you! [Smile]

* * * * * * *

The homosexuality debate... Snags

Yes, it can be intense, but interesting.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Calling Cameron, Clegg... Imaginary Friend

All friendship of those two with you nowt but a figment of imagination. [Frown]

[ 10. September 2011, 13:06: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Don't you dare criticise ... Chesterbelloc
Indeed - or a pout will ensue
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about JonahMan

Ah, those crazy Ninevites. They'll learn.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about Paddy O'Furniture

Just let it blow o'way in the breeze....
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Don't give a fuck about Paddy O'Furniture

But I do know that I love you,
And I know that if you love me , too...


[ETA: Best. FLP. Ever.]

[ 13. September 2011, 07:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Night Owl -- Not A...Chorister

Could possibly make it for Evensong, but clearly for none of the daytime services.
 
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on :
 
Passing the Bar, or... Chorister

No, not THAT bar!

(Eh hem! Bar three - count four, please...)
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Selection of the head... (The Man with a Stick)

No, not my head!! Please!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Bend the Minister's Cottontail

Oooo-errr! [Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Obscure children's Tea

Twinnings? Teatley? Red Nose?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Stop the moral panic ... (Chill)

You managed to summarise the whole thread just by putting your name after its title.
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Bend the Minister's Chorister

There's really nothing to say to that
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Don't give a fuck about...

history.
Don't give a fuck about biology.
Don't give a fuck about a science book.
Don't give a fuck about the French I took
But I do know that I ... um .... never mind.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Introducing the new Oscar the Grouch

Hopefully the old one has a good pension from all those years on Sesame Street. Maybe that would cheer him up.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Oh you poor thing ... (hatless)

Wait, I happen to have a nice little Fedora left. It might be a bit on the large side for you, but at least it'll keep your ears warm. Here you are, doesn't that look nice?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Allah who? (lilBuddha)

Some interfaith efforts mean well but just boggle the mind.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Kids fighting ... Enoch

*Cough*, I mean: "Enough!"
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Should church-goers Moo

It could be appropriate at a nativity.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Balaam: Should church-goers Moo

It could be appropriate at a nativity.

I was running to post this, as this is a can't miss on the FLP thread.

(I would have delivered a less good punchline though.)
 
Posted by Talitha (# 5085) on :
 
On a similar note, Should churchgoers Spawn?
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
4 letter word, starts...M

Mama? Maya? Maps? Moon?
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Can we be certain of anything? WhateverTheySay

That seems a bit credulous.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bend the Minister's... Spike

Sounds pretty dodgy!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Profanity piglet?
Pooh will be so disappointed. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Bend the Minister's... Spike

Sounds pretty dodgy!

Did the Prussian Army have Chaplains?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
No scriptures, no Church, ... Boogie

Yeah, freedom at last!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
What is a Christian? ... WhateverTheySay

Again, providing the best answer to the question by just putting your name behind it.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Can we be certain of Schroedinger's Cat

Nope. Wasn't that the whole point?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christian leaders,... Moo

A fair suggestion instead of long sermons
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The homosexuality debate snags...

Yep, it tends to do that on a regular basis. That's why it's a dead horse.


(Sorry, Snags, for de-capitalizing your name to make this work!)
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Everybody hates the...Imaginary Friend

In his own Circus, no less. [Tear]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Facebook - is it a cheesymarzipan?

Ummm. No. Maybe you'd better take another look?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Church of England... hatless

But certainly not the ABC!?
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Night Owl - Not a ... doubtingthomas

No, he's a wise old bird!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christian leaders,... Think²

I believe they all should think much more than they do!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The ethics of sucking... Boogie

Poor ethics, these! Boogie should never suck. Alternatively, try playing or listening to or dancing to some other music?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
What would you do with teddybear

Cuddle up and go to sleep. [Smile]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Boogie should never suck ....

Hmmmmmmm ...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Does anyone believe IngoB ...

Some do, occasionally, I think ...
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Lines in songs I can't ken

pretty much all of "Louie Louie", for one...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is English? mousethief

No, that's US American.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is it now the Good... Leprechaun

Is that a pot of Euros there at the end of the rainbow? Oh dear - so no, it's the Evil Leprechaun again!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What should Christians Try?

Dan Savage would have a field day with that one.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
When do you have your Boogie

Not until after breakfast!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Are we allowed to do cosmic dance?
Should be allowed to do any dance. With the exception of this one.
 
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on :
 
Exodus 33:7 Autenrieth Road

By far the best road to take for a successful exodus.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When Jesus returns ... "when?"... Isaac Air Freightnz

Has He booked a Kiwi Air Freight plane then? [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Justinian poisons the... Justinian

A bit self-defeating, one might think.
 
Posted by Masha (# 10098) on :
 
World's Worst Thing...Hedgehog

Bit harsh.

I like hedgehogs.
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Reactions to Street Boogie

Join in!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What decade would you... Boogie

Any! [Cool]
 
Posted by +Chad (# 5645) on :
 
The Orthodox Western...Thurible

With bells on?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Moammar Gadhafi is... The Silent Acolyte

He's pretty silent all right.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Justinian poisons the Evensong

O Lord, open thou not his lips next time!

[ 22. October 2011, 08:52: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
When Jesus returns W Hyatt

...then we'll hope W Hyatt will answer all our questions!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Ex-fundies: are you Gamaliel

You don't expect me to admit to sockpuppetry do you?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
When do you have your bib?

Er, every time I eat [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by QLib (# 43) on :
 
I'm not sure that one should quote oneself, but I only just noticed:
Cheer yourself up with QLib

How little they know me!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
EnZed and their Western Galloping Granny

No comment, just had to share that gem!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
New arrival on the churchgeek

I did just get a new tattoo! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!

Maybe that's what's being prayed for. [Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Praying for the dead mousethief

I'm not dead yet!

Maybe that's what's being prayed for. [Eek!]
Probably not for the first time.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Giles Fraser has resigned hatless

It would make more of an impression if he had worn a fedora when resigning.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Justinian poisons the Silver Faux
Arsenic in the spiced rum, most likely.
 
Posted by BessHiggs (# 15176) on :
 
What will God say to lilBuddah
Namaste
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What will God say to... Paddy O'Furniture

Time for a tea break, methinks. <sits down> Oooh, comfy!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Police Use Of Force,... Moo

Will that deter them?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Have you ever won a Stetson

Nope, not even a beanie hat.

(I read this as "Have you ever worn a Stetson")
 
Posted by fletcher christian (# 13919) on :
 
What will God say to Leo


....in hell
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Have you ever won a Graven Image

Does a teddy bear dressed as a bellydancer count?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Have you ever won a Graven Image

Does a teddy bear dressed as a bellydancer count?

no.

<runs CRB check on Sioni>
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Have you ever won a gay organ grinder?

Not sure what I'd do with one... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
God's got a plan for....FooloftheShip

I wish she'd get round to telling me what it is.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Gaurdian Angels ... Moo

That should scare any predators away, at any rate.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is the Occupy Movement... justlooking

No. It is acting. Well, at least occupying.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How do you wrap daisydaisy?

In silks and wonderfully exotic cloths!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Vatican stunned by Sioni Sais

Has my resignation letter (c 1968) been opened after all these years?

edit: UBB [Hot and Hormonal]

[ 05. November 2011, 16:09: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Vatican stunned by... Evangeline

Oh noes, a woman! Go away!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Vatican stunned by... Triple Tiara

That's Vatican II for you.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
And another one:

Pastoral care of the... Raptor Eye

Cleansing those fields of weakling creatures
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
NaNoWriMo (WhateverTheySay)

That's definitely the way some people write their Novemember novels. I think the better ones put more thought into it though.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Mediaeval churches... Try

Yes, I tried a couple of them and I have to say, some of them are really quite pleasant!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mary as ark of the... mousethief

A very strange image, but I'm sure it makes some orthodox sense... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Vatican stunned by... Triple Tiara

That's Vatican II for you.

Introduction of new...Triple Tiara

That's PapaRatzi for you.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What happened to the hatless

as any good Sephadi could tell you, they burned in hell ...
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Surprising uses for... Dal Segno

You'll be amazed at what a Dal Segno can do for you!! Don't miss out, get yours today!!
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Dumb Happens - Evensong

Please, Sir(or Ma'am), Mr.(or Ms.) Host, Sir(or Ma'am), I did not make this up, Sir(or Ma'am), it was on the page exactly that way when I opened it.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
83% Against - Horseman Bree

His fellow Canadians mostly like him, at least a little, though!
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Is God the Father of Latchkey Kid?
If so, he should try to be a better parent!
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Are Russian Orthodox Arch Anglo-Catholic


No, they're Russian Orthodox.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is God the Father of... The Revolutionist

Well, I'd say His Son was quite revolutionary at times!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'll stop procrastinating... WhateverTheySay

But of course, my dear. Now have your tea and then it's back to work, understand?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Faster than light... Schroedinger's cat

Well, obviously.
 
Posted by Arvan (# 13608) on :
 
Crafts and Arts: the Graven Image

seems similarly apposite
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
New off-label use for Marvin the Martian

His ray gun could microwave food at a distance.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Is the Occupy Movement... Boogie

Disco at St Paul's!!!!
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Christmas Goose? piglet

Well, neither. How about fish? [Smile]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What do you use for Beethoven

A piano.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What do you use for... Dormouse

Only the real Dormouse is good enough! Accept no imitations!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Help! Nine year old CuppaT
Pour it out! Times are not that hard yet.
 
Posted by Chelley (# 11322) on :
 
Haggis Hunt TomofTarsus

Run Tom, run!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Obama (mousethief)

Obama, played by mousethief? Sounds unorthodox.
 
Posted by Arvan (# 13608) on :
 
Should Jeremy Clarkson... Spawn

Err... No?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
But...

Should Jeremy Clarkson... Think²

Definitely. Very much so!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Blast you WesleyJ! Beat me to it.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Blast you WesleyJ! Beat me to it.

Post it too. That chap needs all the thinking he can get round to, believe me. [Devil]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Much more importantly

Should Jeremy Clarkson Boogie

Presumably to the tune of

"wish I had a grey Cortina..."

[ETA that's the Tom Robinson Band for all you cultural philistines]

[ 02. December 2011, 18:50: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A pleasingly topical... Eutychus

Double-glazing salesman?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A pleasingly topical... Evensong

Once they stopped doing it in the morning. [Smile]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Appropriate Punishments for Squirrel.

Take avay aviator cap and separate heem from Moose.

[ 05. December 2011, 00:41: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Should Jeremy Clarkson spawn

Good God no...........
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2012: the end of evensong
Imagine it will be the end of all song.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why do women usually... Marvin the Martian

Coz' sex with him is so not from this planet?
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Anyone know of cancelled Boogie

Another disco closes due to the recession.

[ bad code indeed ]

[ 07. December 2011, 15:37: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Appropriate punishments. Evensong

Because you had the audacity to sing well at your audition, boy, you will be made to attend Evensong every day from the age of 7 until you are at least 14. Now put this ruff on and get ready! [Mad]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Shipmates expecting PeteC

That will be us, I suppose - he lands next Thursday morning.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
This needs no comment...

Crafts and Arts: the Graven Image
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mad dogs and the Celtic... piglet

Hope no harm is done!
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
I've just checked and I still seem to have the right number of arms and legs ... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Ananias and Sapphira Boogie

But not for long.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Shipmates expecting welsh dragon

I hope it's a cute little red one!
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Sunday evening worship Belle Ringer

Instead of God? [Big Grin]

edited for coding bollocks

[ 11. December 2011, 02:04: Message edited by: piglet ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Appropriate Punishments for Squirrel.

Take avay aviator cap and separate heem from Moose.

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
OK, MT, I have to tell you-- I was typing as fast as I could, worried that you, specifically, would beat me to that one. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Decomposing Bullfrog

Eeew! Wonder if I can stand to leave it there and wait for the husband to get it... wait a second.

[ 12. December 2011, 19:54: Message edited by: Gwai ]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Mary as Ark of the Custard

The mind boggles.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Euro Mess: Explained... GreyFace

Quite.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Visiting the Isle of piglet

Actually it was the Isle of Man, but still A Place Approved By Piglet™

[ 15. December 2011, 02:21: Message edited by: piglet ]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Higgs Boson (Higgs Bosun)

...and the universe collapses into a singularity.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why do women usually ken?

Because they listen?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Festering Pustules... Think²

I'm amazed they think at all!
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Celebration of the ... egg

Easter?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Videos and images of Lolly O'Hara

[Help] [Two face]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
man on mousethief

Geroff! I cain't breathe!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Psycotic predictions for Silver Faux

[Snigger]
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
How the Haredi spoiled Marvin the Martian

Like you would not believe...
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Lively worship and boogie

Now that's lively!


(Boogie ... you're such a gift to this thread!)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
If you could recommend Custard

...it's nice with some vanilla extract and a dollop of cream mixed in.
 
Posted by passer (# 13329) on :
 
A complaint - seasick

...whaddaya expect on a Ship?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pure Sunshine:
Lively worship and boogie

Now that's lively!


(Boogie ... you're such a gift to this thread!)

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Boogie and Moo have the best FLPs ever.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Festering pustule of Jonah the Whale

Phooew - anyone smell rotten fish?
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Haggis hunt Joan Knox

Do they really? Is she easily caught?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Videos and images of dj_ordinaire

Eccles porno!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
CoE priests to be employed... hatless

All things considered probably ok, but they can certainly wear a hat when it's snowing?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
CoE priests to be employed... justlooking

Sounds a bit passive, don't you think?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I can't think of a Jahlove

I know one!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I can't think of a... lilBuddha

... but I'm ready to give it a try:

Just popping out to... lilBuddha
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
You scumbag, you maggot,... Imaginary Friend
If you do not like even your imaginary friends...
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
You scumbag, you maggot ... Mousethief

I'm sure he isn't really. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
jlg (Amazing Grace)

[Votive] [Votive] [Votive]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
You scumbag, you maggot ... Mousethief

I'm sure he isn't really. [Smile]

Don't disbelieve everything you hear. [Cool]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
In Search of the Perfect ... Nunc Dimittis

Umm .. it's against Ship Rules to out people, but I can put you in touch with her (subject to her agreement, of course) ... [Biased]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
An ad campaign for Drifting Star

I'd be quite interested in seeing that. I think.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
(bugger, I've sort of been beaten to it!)

An ad campaign for ... ChaliceGirl

Ah, but she needs it not ...
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Gift ideas for AngloCatholic Girl

A nice thurible, perhaps?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jennifer (Pants)

In certain moments, we all are.

Lord, have mercy. [Votive]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
In Search of the Perfect ... Nunc Dimittis ...

IMHO there are ones by Orlando Gibbons and Herbert Howells that come pretty close.

But that's probably for another thread on another board ... [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
To Alpha or not to... Zappa

An A to Z to contemplate
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Ship - a life changing... Graven Image

Quite! [Smile]
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Does retirement scare... Marvin the Martian

Apparently not.
 
Posted by Latchkey Kid (# 12444) on :
 
Misty and Timothy the Obscure
A good match.
 
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :
 
OMG!!!!!

Thinking about Marriage
Welease Woderick


They say the nearest are the last to hear [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Moving America Into... Pottage

Enjoy your meal.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Moving America Into... Pottage

Enjoy your meal.

That's something from 'Mornington Crescent'. I can imagine 'Boston Manor is in Pottage'.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What is your earworm Sparrow

Clearly the early earworm.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What do we expect of Chorister

Singing in tune?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Turning the other cheek (LutheranChik)

The LutheranChickCheek? Check it out, cheeky!
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Who are they letting... Boogie

Only good dancers!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Who are they letting Moo

Anyone bovine.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Fun and games with PeteC - What games should we be playing in hell with a hell host? [Devil]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Fun and Games with the giant cheeseburger

Mother said not to play with your food!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christmas - how was... Amazing Grace

Pretty amazing, I reckon.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
It's Geek to me: Translating Jengie Jon

Oh, I don't know, I find her intelligible, erm, most of the time.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
There was something of a double whammy just now:

What do we expect of Amazing Grace?

followed immediately by

Fun and Games with Amazing Grace

Sort of answers itself, really. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Yes the millennium bug was...Ender's Shadow

We finally know.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What do we expect of fletcher christian?
Mutiny?
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Do you tend to view... Eutychus

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
I was kind of amused by

Michael Gove limited IntellectByProxy

A little worrying to have an education minister with limited intellect....
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lucia:
I was kind of amused by

Michael Gove limited IntellectByProxy

A little worrying to have an education minister with limited intellect....

I don't think a proxy is involved.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why do we preach in Holy Smoke

To cultivate an air of mystery? To grab people's attention? To hide the fact that we're smoking?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.

[Big Grin]

You keep yours in the living room?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Fun and Games with glockenspiel.

For sure, this is the best fun and games to be had outside the bedroom.


You keep yours in the living room?
No -outside! It's an all-weather one [Big Grin]
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Abstinence only for...Gwai

Well, now, that seems a little unfair.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
You think THAT'S unfair? I came down here to the Circus because I just happened to notice it now says Abstinence only for orfeo. [Waterworks]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Archbishops suggest no prophet

Those pesky prophets make things so difficult for the bureaucracy.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Abstinence only for mrs whibley

...and mr whibley too, then, one assumes...
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Y'know. I'm not gonna pick on any specific person, but I am really enjoying watching the FLPs roll by on It's all about you...


[ETA: and I'm also not going near that one ]

[ 23. January 2012, 06:37: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Bishops suppressing Boogie

I'm sure it's only a few of them. In my experience there's nothing bishops like more than a good boogie.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Bishops suppressing Erroneous Monk

Fair enough.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
But this isn't:

Bishops suppressing Trisagion
[Eek!]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
In my experience there's nothing bishops like more than a good boogie.

I'm fairly certain that sentence has never before been formulated. At least not in English.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Jesus and other babies...Moo.

But little lord Jesus, no quacking he makes?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
To celebrate a new cosmic dance
I thought the boards were wobbling again, it must be that hugal practising his funny turns.
 
Posted by Hennah (# 9541) on :
 
How many arrows in... Chorister

Well, none, one would hope, we'd like her to stick around.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Somebody oughta invent piglet
I believe A. A. Milne already has.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
[Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Somebody oughta invent Moo

Been done, by a Mr or Ms B O'Vine.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Graven Image

To be honest, I don't think any sculptor would have bothered.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Targeted ... Deputy Verger
That's church politics for you.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Pulsator Organorum Ineptus

But even if I were, I probably wouldn't know what it means.
 
Posted by mark_in_manchester (# 15978) on :
 
But...

When, if ever, does...Anselmina?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There once was a man... Wesley J
Who went to the Circus to play.
Not meaning to boast,
But his "Famous Last Post"
I have cleverly noted today.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
There once was a man... Wesley J
Who went to the Circus to play.
Not meaning to boast,
But his "Famous Last Post"
I have cleverly noted today.

As mousethief's got near 50k
I am not surprised in any way
that he posts left, right and centre,
on his keyboard hits 'enter':
Like this, his new record won't sway. [Smile]
 
Posted by mark_in_manchester (# 15978) on :
 
Contraception is not...ToujoursDan

for it's unfair to burden the man;
who cares, your proclivity
let's share, responsibility

while we try to make this fecker scan...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Killing me]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What does baptism do? footwasher

A very peculiar form of very partial immersion - but hey, why not...
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Chorister
But then they heard me sing.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Balaam:
I Could Have Been a Chorister
But then they heard me sing.

talking of which....
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Pyx_e

...but Brown Owl put me in the Imps instead. [Frown]
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Butt cracks should Smudgie
Eww.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
The evidence for aerial Gamaliel

looks skywards with interest...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Antisemitism - roots: Saul the Apostle.
Self hate?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Trisagion and the Catholic mousethief
Thought he was Orthodox...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
God spoke things into... Darkwing

Early form of loud hailer?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Evidence for Aerial... mousethief

Lifting off after his 50k posts?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Invitation to hell? ... justlooking

Nonono, it doesn't work like that. You're either in or out. What are you still standing at the door for? Here, let me help you ... *bump* That's better, are you feeling a bit warm already?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
50% of UK Christians... seasick

Whoa, I knew that the Anglican Church was in some troubled waters, but not like this.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
50% of UK Christians... seasick

Whoa, I knew that the Anglican Church was in some troubled waters, but not like this.

Sea of Faith ... long swell ... fog, visibility poor ... windy.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What does baptism do? Footwasher.

Well, and the rest of you, too.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Evidence for Aerial mousethief

La souris qui vole!


________________________
La = "the"
souris = "mouse"
qui = "who"
vole = both "steals" and "flies"
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Professor Hawking's... quetzalcoatl

So he accepts the existence of a deity now?
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
yus - an Alien Lizard Deity - but hey!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Big Grin]

Butt cracks should... Mr Curly

No, they shouldn't! [Eek!]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
I could have been a ... Banner Lady

... but I kept dropping the banner. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Sorry for the double-post, but that last one itself generated quite a good one:

Grandson of FLP - famous ... piglet [Cool]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Billy Bowden's bombastic...Welease Woderwick

Well yes, I can be bombastic but as for Billy Bowden, he and I are not even best friends!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Preaching -- the big... Alan Cresswell

I didn't know he was preaching, but I'm sure that in good old Scottish sermon tradition he'd be very 'big'. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Priest in Charge Vs.... BulldogSacristan

Good luck to the congo!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Churches charging for Graven Image

Idolatry PLUS Simony! Two ecclesial sins for the price of one!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Sir Kevin

...but I thought you already were!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Choristers who stick with.... Nunc Dimittis

will not develop a very interesting repetoire.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Oh I don't know - there are many wonderful settings! [Biased]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
The Archbishop of Canterbury (Zappa)

Congratulations, Your Grace, that's quite a promotion ... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
So how did it go on Bishops Finger

I think most episcopal rings are made to measure.
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
The Spirit of God and...Custard

Yummy.
 
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :
 
Most Ancient and Strange Firenze

Entirely accurate.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Non-human family members... Dormouse

Now that's an unusual pet.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
The Archbishop of Canterbury... la vie en rouge

First I've heard of it [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mark_in_manchester (# 15978) on :
 
Sexual choices and Schroedinger's Cat
might seem to have no kind of link,
But until you try it, for whom do you bat -
are you true blue, or leaning to pink?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How do you get rid of Drifting Star

Throw some chocolate in the other direction. That usually works.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Paul, the Antichrist... Freddy

Thomas, the Tank Engine... Peter?
Pat, the Postman... Jeremy?
Bob, The Builder... Joe?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How do you get rid--
Nunc Dimittis

 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Priest in Charge Vs.... BulldogSacristan

Good luck to the congo!

[Killing me]

You could sell tickets! Well, some of us might enjoy watching how that one goes down.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Jesus and the Holy Leprechaun
This belong on the Celtic spirituality thread?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Appropriate dress? Pointyhat

But only in a Harry Potter remake.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Help! I'm becoming Kelly Alves

No you're not. There can only be one Kelly Alves.

(Although, if it were true, you could do worse!)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(Aw, gee whiz, back at ya. [Hot and Hormonal] [Smile] )
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
[Big Grin]

...an attempt to redefine Barnabas62

Apparently the first 61 attempts didn't go so well.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Bishops of Chichester spawn

That's one way to solve the problem of vacant sees...


(Sorry, Spawn, I had to lower-case your name for the effect...)
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Can anyone suggest.... Spike

Oh, all right. We've waited long enough. I'll do it.

What about Spike?
 
Posted by The Royal Spaniel (# 40) on :
 
Calling Mere Nick to.....Evensong
An excellent idea.......but what setting is being used?
Will it be broadcast on Radio 3? [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Bad mothers of the Anglican_Brat

Clearly must've been Anglican... [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I Could Have Been a ... East Price Road
C'mon ... shouldn't that be "an"?
 
Posted by no_prophet (# 15560) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Archbishops suggest no prophet

Those pesky prophets make things so difficult for the bureaucracy.

There's no profit in being a churchgeek (priest) either is there?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Pilgrimage sites near Venbede

Lindisfarne?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Fifteen minutes of fame... Evensong

Well, in my experience, Evensong tends to go about 45 minutes, and is usually attended by fewer people than there are in the choir, so fame might not be quite the right word either.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by no_prophet:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Archbishops suggest no prophet

Those pesky prophets make things so difficult for the bureaucracy.

There's no profit in being a churchgeek (priest) either is there?
Oh, even less in being a lay churchgeek like myself! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
An attempt to redefine OliviaG

I see no reason to depart from the perfectly serviceable old definition.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is marriage now all about cliffdweller

No, not even if you're married to cliffdweller. Although if you're married to cliffdweller, or if you are cliffdweller, it's at least partially about cliffdweller. If you're not married to cliffdweller, then it's not in the least bit about cliffdweller.

Hope that clears it up.

Address any further questions to cliffdweller.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Thomas & Friends... Strangely Warmed

Not unusual at the loco shed really. Happens every day before train services start.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Wee cuppies with a lily pad

Even frogs need their tea.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
It falls out of the...Pulsator Organorum Ineptus

I'm not sure whether to [Eek!] [Eek!] or tell you you're not doing it right....
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
See, I saw that one, too, was about to respond, then thought, "No, that's way too vile..."
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Lord of the Rings vs Moo
Is this a kōan, an existential statement or is someone's picnic missing a sandwich?
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Archbishop of Canterbury ... (badman)

Well, its an opinion, but not one I share
[Biased]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
In Eccles:

Wee cuppies with ... pigwidgeon

What wine does one serve with owl?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Lord of the Rings vs. Kelly Alves

Well, we know who'd win. [Snigger]

[ 17. March 2012, 20:35: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
In Eccles:

Wee cuppies with ... pigwidgeon

What wine does one serve with owl?

If it's wee cuppies, I'd assume Welch's grape juice.

(Please, God, don't let them invite me to THAT picnic!)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Living as a Christian infinite monkey.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Archbishop of Canterbury... quetzalcoatl

I know they're looking for a new one, but isn't that a bit far-fetched?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Living as a Christian infinite monkey.

I saw that too, and was puzzling over it. Is it the "infinite" that makes for the challenge, or the "monkey" bit?
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
I think it might be challenging enough to live as a never-ending repetition of just one monkey without throwing theology into it as well.

ETA: Great, now I'm grandson of famous infinite_monkey. Also difficult, I'd imagine.

[ 19. March 2012, 04:18: Message edited by: infinite_monkey ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sentamu and the sizzling,... beatmenace

I don't think he'd feel threatened - he loves dancing!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Things that piss me hatless

Conjures up quite an image [Eek!]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Calling the Tories seasick

I knew they were all at sea.
 
Posted by joan knox (# 16100) on :
 
Real things that seem Chorister

...such as Chorister, perhaps?

Bending/breaking a Venbede

...surely that's a matter to take before Health and Safety?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Pr 29:18 "Where Custard"

On my crumble, please.
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Sober Preacher's Grandkid's ... Bishops Finger

Must be some important Grandkid to have a Bishop all to himself - or even the finger of one!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
So how did it go on Fr. Weber?

"It" being... ??? If you mean the chasuble, that just slipped over his head.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Calling the Tories Chamois

Because you can't remember "Tories" at the moment you need the word, or is "Chamois" some kind of insult we don't have over here in the US?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Bugger the Bishops! (Chorister)

This phrase has a kind of bouncy Tom Lehrer quality that makes me want to hand it over to Belisarius for song-parody purposes.
 
Posted by Pooks (# 11425) on :
 
Shot for being suspiciously (Twilight)

Was it with a silver bullet?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Bugger the Bishops!
Did the earth move?

Think you will have to ask the Bishops.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Bugger the Bishops! (justlooking)

(Can I watch?)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Christ revealed to LutheranChik

...who promptly became an Episcopalian. [Biased]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Hell from the other custard.

You know, the one that was wasn't put back in the fridge last night...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Favorite composers/Overrated... (Beethoven)

I'm not a connaisseur of classical music, but I wouldn't call Ludwig overrated. He wrote some pretty good songs now and then.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Calling the Tories PeteC

I don't think either party would be happy with that!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Take up your cross... Boogie

That's one injunction I've yet to hear from the pulpit (sounds like a cue from The Blues Brothers though)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Holy Week...nearly Amazing Grace

Better luck in the Easter Octave, I guess.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How do you get rid [of] PeteC

Well, we'll just drive him to the airport and let the airlines do the rest.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Hell from the other footwasher

Did you see the rag that guy was using? It felt like steel wool!
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Health Care and the cliffdweller

Healthcare is useful if you fall off ...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Come back little brain...Zappa

If you're able to zappa your little brain back, let me know your technique! I may need to try it.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Hell from the other Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

No way. There can only be one.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Hell from the other pimple

[Mad] Well, it's off to the dermatologist again! (Just when I got the first one to die down...)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
All the best - I won't saysay

Say what? What this vague "best" you're wishing me actually is?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Leotard Marvin the Martian

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Now I've a mental pic of Marvin wearing one.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Leotard Marvin the Martian

Ouch, ouch, ouch! Now I've a mental pic of Marvin wearing one.

Now we all have... pass the communal mind-bleach! [Eek!] [Projectile]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
All the best - I won't Moo

I've been getting a lot of help with the mooing lately [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
fall WhateverTheySay

This could make for some awkward conversations, though might work as a performance piece.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What's your perfect comet

Hale-Bopp.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Making sense of the... (Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard)

I think I'll leave this one without a comment [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Music that lifts your wilson

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
It's almost worth registering as 'Kilt' on the ship in order to post on that thread. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Darkwing (# 16207) on :
 
Music that lifts your Pulsator Organorum Ineptus

What's being lifted, now??
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Music that lifts your Stetson

Hats off to Harper by Led Zeppelin.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What's your perfect piglet

Wilbur.

Also terrific, radiant, humble. Some pig.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Could Arizona outlaw Golden Key

They're picking us off one by one!
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Leotard (Yorick)

Such a cute couple.....now where are those lifeboats again?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ye Olde Motherboard

No witty comment; that one just came out too well not to share. Sounds like a proper introduction to me!

Taking offense where justlooking

Don't look, then.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
OMG! ExclamationMark

When one exclamation mark is not enough.
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
The Double Alphabet Game by pjl

Err.... That would be The Triple Alphabet Game I presume.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Satisfactory is the Cod.

Poorly written is the restaurant review.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
When do you see the footwasher?

Would that be at the beginning of the pedicure?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure:
When do you see the footwasher?

On Maundy Thursday, of course!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Euthanasia for the orfeo

Nooooo! Sure he bugs me sometimes, but euthanizing him for that would be overkill.

[ 07. April 2012, 08:17: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
The flipside of being Boogie

Everybody blames it on you.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Raindrops keep falling on Chorister

Serves her right for living there!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Among mainline denominations,... (Starlight)

Guiding us to a bright future.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
My name is Legion Mudfrog

Ah, so you're one of those biblical plagues, then.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does the Bible teach Dafyd

Directly, if he reads it; indirectly if someone tells him what it says.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Raindrops keep falling on Chorister

Serves her right for living there!

What worries me is that there might be a leak in the organ somewhere! {sigh} Time to raise funds for a new roof.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
It's Greek to me: Translating Paddy O'Furniture

It's a pun, actually. You get it or you don't.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Does the Bible teach... Scarlet

Yes.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Church collapse: it's PeteC

I always thought it was probably his fault.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Could Arizona outlaw ExclamationMark

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that they want to outlaw punctuation altogether.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Crappy Choruses & busyknitter

Well, I'm glad you brought something to keep yourself occupied. Here's hoping they bring out a good hymn for you soon.
 
Posted by Fr Weber (# 13472) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Satisfactory is the Cod.

Poorly written is the restaurant review.

Ah, but worthy is the Lamb!
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
So what's on your Rampant Wonder

That'd be telling [Biased]

(I think RW must be new - if s/he sticks around, that moniker might just be the gift that just keeps on giving [Big Grin] )
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Could Arizona outlaw ExclamationMark

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that they want to outlaw punctuation altogether.

Only Hispanic or single woman punctuation.
 
Posted by Masha (# 10098) on :
 
Bugger the Bishops! justlooking

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Hell from the other pimple

Have you tried Clearasil?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Well, I see I'm not first to get to this one, but since I already posted it on the wrong thread [Hot and Hormonal] I might as well re-post it here:

quote:

Bugger the Bishops! justlooking

Um, let's try a few other fundraising ideas first.


 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Fr Weber:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Satisfactory is the Cod.

Poorly written is the restaurant review.

Ah, but worthy is the Lamb!
Was that on the menu? [Biased]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Could Arizona outlaw RooK?

Doubtful, doubtful ...
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Spring Harvest 2012... greenhouse

Low attendance this year meant the festival had to find more suitable accommodation.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Would Arizona outlaw lilBuddha

Probably, if they could get away with it. That pesky First Amendment!

Does anyone know a 'cured' Custard

No, but I think I may know a cured ham.
 
Posted by Jonathan Strange (# 11001) on :
 
Resurrected Burmese Boogie
It's the dance craze sweeping the international history students.
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
The end of J ... Bro James

Surely that should be Bro Ames?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Fall (WhateverTheySay)

NO! Just because they say to, you don't have to fall!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Bugger the Bishops GreyFace

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anyone know any 'cured' beatmenace

If it was cured would it still be a menace?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Anyone know any 'cured' FooloftheShip?

Hmmm... 'Cured' meaning banned, or left voluntarily?

Liturgy. What's all Trisagion?

Nice Jeopardy-style answer-in-the-form-of-a-question. But I'm curious what church you've been attending. (All Trisagion?)

Separate Old Testament LutheranChik

New Testament LutheranChik sold separately.

[ 21. April 2012, 20:28: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
...and following on from churchgeek:

Separate Old Testament Custard

- but will it go with my New Testament apple pie?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Among mainline denominations, LutheranChik

Bound to be, yes.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
What to do with old Alan Cresswell

Have him put in a glass case for everyone to admire and learn from?
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
What to do with old graven image

Put it in the attic and apply for a new one.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Anyone know any cured Whitebait

I don't know if cured whitebait would be tasty.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Happy Human Chorister

I suppose 2 out of 3 ain't too bad [Razz]

[ 25. April 2012, 07:40: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I Could Have Been a Chorister

Actually I was. But that was a long time ago.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Anyone know any 'cured' Doc Tor

Nah, who needs a cure when you can just regenerate?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anyone know any 'cured' Peter Ould

Sadly, no.
 
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :
 
Easy, Wodders. If you've something personal to say about a shipmate then please take it downstairs.

Imaginary Friend
Circus Host
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I'm cheating on you WhateverTheySay

Hmmm... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Imaginary Friend:
Easy, Wodders. If you've something personal to say about a shipmate then please take it downstairs.

Imaginary Friend
Circus Host

Sorry.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Depression is not a Amazing Grace

Sure doesn't feel like it, but I wouldn't set limits on Grace. [Votive]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Alaska, Hawaii and jedijudy

What a terrifying combination!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The new, non-knocking Saul the Apostle

He has a key. He'll let himself in.

[eta: Corinthians, beware!]

[ 29. April 2012, 20:19: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Alaska, Hawaii and jedijudy

What a terrifying combination!

Oh, but it sounds really good to me! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Calling Mere Nick to Mere Nick

Unless Mere Nick is having an out-of-body experience, it'll be a very short trip!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
We've seen Watership Down, we've read Duncton Wood - now it's time for

FAQs - History of the Hedgehog
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ambassador to far right - the giant cheeseburger

I can think of several I'm sure would take the bait.
 
Posted by Leaf (# 14169) on :
 
Reformed Elder Visits Sober Preacher's Kid

Party like it's 1899.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
FAQs - History of the no_prophet

Once upon a time, there was no prophet.

That's about it.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Eukaryotes and The... Anglican_Brat
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Taking offense where justlooking


Color me shocked. Touchy lot, they are.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'd call you to Hell, Kelly Alves

...but I see you have an axe, and it's pointed in my direction.
 
Posted by OliviaG (# 9881) on :
 
The nanny state is OliviaG

Employment objective: benevolent dictator of small country. OliviaG
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Depression is not a Drifting Star

I can't quite work out what this means, but I like the sound of it...
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
What's Your Nearest...Baptist Trainfan

I don't really know. I'll pop down to the Baptist church later and see whether there are any railway enthusiasts locally.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Vomiting on Virgin (leo).

Form an orderly queue.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The joys of growing Enigma

It gets more and more mysterious!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Among mainline denominations,... footwasher

I imagine they worship barefoot!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Myths and facts about... mousethief

Myth: mousethief is a Pentecostal

Fact: he is small and furry
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
No porn, please, we're NiminyPiminy.

Aha! That would explain it.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Grandson of FLP Famous... Amos

Just coz it's a nice rhyme! [Smile]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Homosexuality and Christianity ... Boogie


I hope they will. One day.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
The islamophobic adulterer:... duchess

I had no idea... [Biased]
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Remembering the 90s comet

Hale-Bopp won't come round again until 4385
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Myths and Facts about Mockingbird

Well, for one thing, whether or not it sings has no impact on what your poppa may or may not buy you.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Of Presbyterians and Martin L

I think the easier book to write might be "Of Presbyterians and John K" or John C, even.
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
Are Anglicans really seasick

Well they have been going through choppy weather lately!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Simon models the latest duchess

It just seems bad form to go gossiping about the Ship's Captain!
 
Posted by Steve H (# 17102) on :
 
Fun and Games with... Mark Betts

OK, not very funny, but it's my first attempt.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
How do you get rid of Zacchaeus

Chop the tree down?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Amos: No porn, please, we're NiminyPiminy.
In fact, this name looks funny on almost any thread. At this moment, we have a Can anyone learn to... Niminypiminy. I don't know, but I'd like to!

I've seen other ones as well.
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
The Great British Menu Sparrow

Gosh, things must be bad in the old place. I thought they used to go in for roast beef?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Taking offense where justlooking

You should see how offended I can get when hands get involved.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Animal encounters thread ... Moo


Now children, can you guess what animal this is?

A horse? That's very close, Johnny, you can try again next time.

What about you, Mary? A cow? Very good!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
This one doesn't inspire a witty remark, it just actually makes sense:

National pilgrimage - Stranger in a strange land
 
Posted by Fidei Defensor (# 17105) on :
 
an attempt to redefine Gracious Rebel

Doomed to failure. She's fine as she is.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Should churches get Amazing Grace

It would be great if they did. Far too much legalism around.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Walking into a new Margaret

It's great to meet new people. Just look where you're going next time. Good thing neither this nor the other six Margarets you've met this way don't hold grudges.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ascension: shy Anglican_Brat

If you're an Anglican brat, but shy, Ascension is definitely the service to go to. So few people will be there!

Faith stories of the Belle Ringer

Well, Jesus said faith could move mountains; church bells would seem feasible then.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
have you considered ChrisT

I would suggest that most people on here have done just that.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
An attempt to redefine The Great Gumby

He was once a giant green slab of clay?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
have you considered luvanddaisies

Sounds like an excellent plan for a nice sunny day like this. [Smile]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Radical vs middling... footwasher

For me, a radical one please. I want some real scrubbing, pedicure, a foot massage... Not that wishy-washy stuff.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Churches sue American cliffdweller

Everyone's flocking over to that hermit like he's St. Kevin, and the offering plates are showing it.


And sorry, I can't help posting this one about me... [Hot and Hormonal]

What to do about the churchgeek

Give her a key to the sacristy and let her polish stuff?
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
Gol-dang, dern fool ... OliviaG

Now that seems a little harsh; I kinda like her posting style!
 
Posted by Miffy (# 1438) on :
 
Whom shall we send?...Miffy

...of course. I'd have that rowdy Anglican Communion sorted out in a trice! [Biased]
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Should we try to raise... Eutychus

Well, Paul did.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
No, no, he raised him. Read the thread! [Biased]

Besides, Christ doesn't always Boogie
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Preaching only about orfeo

sounds bizarre enough - but toss in the (FLP) fact that

Pastor Fred has a rival orfeo

and it becomes truly baffling.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
And now,

Driving impaired by orfeo

I swear, orfeo's up to no good tonight! [Biased]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Driving impaired by Dinghy Sailor

It is always tricky navigating these fords.
 
Posted by Steve H (# 17102) on :
 
I'm impressed by Steve H.
Nice to know somebody is, but whom?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Alaska, Hawaii, and Amazing Grace

A cruise that will change your life and save your soul!
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Animal Encounters Thread...Bob Two-Owls

'I just swivelled my head around and there they were.'
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Fun and Games with Schroedinger's cat

Is he alive or is he dead? Make your guesses now.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Are young Christians hatless

Yes. But they make up for it by wearing hoodies.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Fun and games with Balaam

Pin the tail on the donkey?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What to do about the no_prophet

Depends on your interpretation of what exactly a prophet is, and also on what your tradition is.

Pentecostals will probably hold a tent revival and pray for the gift of prophecy.

Mainline Evangelicals and Calvinists will probably content themselves with the Bible.

Mainline Liberals will probably send a new batch of folks to seminary, to teach them how to be prophetic.

I honestly don't know how people in other religions would respond (or if they would).

Charlatans will see an opportunity to make a buck.

YMMV.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
What to do about the no_prophet

Depends on your interpretation of what exactly a prophet is, and also on what your tradition is.

I honestly don't know how people in other religions would respond (or if they would).

Charlatans will see an opportunity to make a buck.

YMMV.

Anglicans will draft a resolution for Synod.

(good game this)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Crappy choruses: Really Chorister?
Of all people... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
June Book Group: Beyond Tree Bee

I suppose there's something beyond Tree Bee ...
 
Posted by Steve H (# 17102) on :
 
The nature of authority... Steve H
But of course! Why can't more people see it?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Who or what was the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard The question is never who he is, but what he meant.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Talk me into getting Ye Olde Motherboard

Well, I don't know a lot about computers, but maybe a new one is too expensive? And how old is your computer - maybe it needs an older motherboard. Or is this "olde" motherboard by chance collectible?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Sorry to comment on myself, but...

Stupid Christian questions churchgeek

Stupid Christian should be prepared for his/her eyes to glaze over...several times over. churchgeek is known to ramble on and on and on....
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Morality Only About Crœsos

Not quite exclusively, it occasionally concerns other folks as well.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Crappy choruses: Really, dj_ordinaire?

I mean, really? Can't we at least get some ordinary choruses?

(eta)

Anglican Church is Angloid

You don't say.

[ 07. June 2012, 22:31: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Do not judge... unless... JohnnyS

How come he gets to and we don't?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
help me understand Josephine

A thread started by mousethief?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
You can't leave without Michael Astley

Well, tell him I'll wait in the car.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What counts as a genuine footwasher
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What Counts as a Genuine Boogie

Any of the moves from Saturday Night Fever.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Success of Cathedral Worship (Hooker's Trick)

Credit where credit is due.
Most people when they want to point to our Anglican past go for Cramner. It's good to see the theologian getting some mention.

Guns (Think2)

Yes, please do. They're really not a good idea on impulse.


eta: Woderwick - [Killing me]

[ 10. June 2012, 20:21: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
You can't leave without ... Angloid

Well you could, but this is a Christian Website so you wouldn't ... I mean WWJD?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
What Counts as a Genuine Lamb Chopped

Lots of garlic and rosemary helps [Smile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
can Atheism develop Coesos?
I believe it already has.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do not judge unless Lamb Chopped

Before you've even cut into it, how can you be so sure it was cooked poorly?

Homeschooling pros Moo

If that's how the pros behave, I'm sticking with the amateurs.
 
Posted by Silver Faux (# 8783) on :
 
You can't leave without... Silver Faux

So, where are we headed - your place or mine, then?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Pre-70 dating of the Bullfrog.

Wait, I've heard the whole "don't date until you're 30" joke before, but...70??? [Eek!]
 
Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :
 
Zach82, who made you Zach82
Well, if I had to guess, Zach82.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
(silly AA, that'd be Mr and Mrs Zach 81)

How does allowing gay ... Palimpsest

Er. ... it doesn't. That would be Yag.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
I don't recall.....ken

Tha dinnae ken?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
What's in your "chill... (Enigma)

Indeed, we may NEVER know what's in your chill... especially as it seems we failed to get to the end of the question.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Shipmates Expecting ... piglet

Heaven forfend! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Dating Marvin the Martian

Don't tell Mrs Martian!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Celebrity Death Pool (Curiosity Killed...)

That's cheating.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What is the good fluff

In cricketing terms, an edged cover drive that flies through a gap in the slip cordon for four runs is as good a fluff as you'll ever see.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Random Liturgical Questions... (Sacred London)

I'm not sure why that particular city should be the focus of liturgical attention, but have at it.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
These schmucks have Michael Astley

[Eek!] Did they say what the ransom is? We need to get him back!

Maybe this is a clue:

Saved from what (or Father Gregory)

[Paranoid]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
What comes to mind... Ambivalence

Yes, very often. Or not.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Differences between Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

There's a difference?
 
Posted by Nenya (# 16427) on :
 
Taking offence where justlooking

I guess it depends on where you're looking.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Zach82, who made you Evensong

I just want to write that on my bedroom ceiling in phosphorescent paint and stare at it while I go to sleep.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How do you organise Beethoven

I normally do it by opus number - isn't that the easiest?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Are young Christians iamchristianhearmeroar

Ooo, I hope so! That would be a good sign for the Church's health in the coming generation!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Oblivion search doesn't Moo

I never expected it to do so.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Ordinariate repays... The Man with a Stick

He threatened to club them on the head.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
More bizarre news from Mark Betts seems reasonably likely...

[ 29. June 2012, 14:13: Message edited by: Lucia ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Texan Republicans oppose tclune

tclune must be doing something right.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Really? The Loch Ness Otter

Not nearly as frightening as you may think.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Death preferable to Boogie

Some people truly are afraid of dancing...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What are your least Kelly Alves

Alf wasn't green. [Confused]


(sorry, Kelly!)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What do you mean? That's brilliant!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Saying Grace - What's The Silent Acolyte

Um, it's a stand you can place your thurible on during a service - but what were you about to ask about saying Grace? Please do try to focus.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Texan Republicans oppose ken

Surely not??
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The Double Alphabet Game... AristonAstuanax

Well, yes, that would be an example.

(It was a good run. Thanks, Circus hosts.)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Taking offense where Curiosity Killed

Well, that's reasonable.
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
What sort of ship is Sioni Sais

Good question, what indeed?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Niminypiminy:
What sort of ship is Sioni Sais

Good question, what indeed?

I like to think of myself as a Grand Banks schooner but I'm more of a dull motor/sailer these days.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Death preferable to Lamb Chopped

Now that's one hardcore vegan!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
CL, you're a smug Evensong.

"That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. It's like saying 'The graceful pine rose like an aspen in the forest.'"

( [Axe murder] )

[ 04. July 2012, 04:59: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
Uh. Yeah. (Damn these north american metaphors are so confusing).

So I'm the graceful pine? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What sort of ship is Chamois

I suppose it is like a coracle or a canoe, made of leather stretched over a wooden frame.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Can schools be run... justlooking

No, you actually have to do something.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
"Christian"... WhyNotSmile

Now there's something that should be said more often!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
"Religious" (Unreformed)

Now, take away those scare quotes, and you might just find yourself changed!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
"Religious" Try

Rugby fans will say that Gareth Edwards' try for the Barbarians against the All Blacks was a Religious Try. They do come over all chapel just thinking about it, they do.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Harvest where you did Lamb Chopped

I put a nice chopped lamb stew on the stove, and when I went to check on it, there was nothing but sprouts of some kind. I guess when the pot's about to boil over, there should be a full-grown crop...but of what? [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Mint?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Picking your brains(Boogie)

...


...


Um, you're gonna have to pick somewhere else if you want Boogie.

SORRY! SORRY,BOOGIE!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
This Land Is Your Land Kelly Alves

You own America?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Picking your brains(Boogie)

...


...


Um, you're gonna have to pick somewhere else if you want Boogie.

SORRY! SORRY,BOOGIE!

Don't worry, you will be! [Biased]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
Mint?

I think that's regional. Where I'm from, it probably grows rosemary.

[ 07. July 2012, 20:22: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Are young Christians Pre-cambrian

No, I think they may be a bit more modern than that.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
Better Together Campaign (The Man with A Stick).

[Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Mucking about with ken

I don't recommend that. He's smarter than you are.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Intelligent online Hart

I've met him in person, and he's intelligent IRL too!


Parish Notices Spiffy

Is that like when the Borg collective suddenly realizes an intruder is on their ship? Run, Spiffy, run!
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Inverary Socks a ... piglet

Ouch! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Paul and his "friend" Kelly Alves

C'mon Kelly, who's this Paul?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Are these icono-fetishists spiffy

And how! Well, one would expect icono-fetishists to be concerned with how they look.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
Inverary Socks a ... piglet

Ouch! [Eek!]

Call the SPCA!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Can Atheism Develop Unreformed

No. Unless it changes its present course, it's doomed to stagnation.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Is the Church of England TurquoiseTastic

Ummm... maybe... in some places... [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What makes atheists... Hairy Biker

Is this what some clean-shaven evangelicals want us to believe? Our Lord was pretty hairy himself, according to tradition. Though he was more of a hiker.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ungracious and ignorant Liturgylover

No, there is no such thing. That's not an actual procession, either. That's just your Sacristy being sacked by hitherto-thought-to-be-extinct Neanderthal hordes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
YO! Clean out your... Kelly Alves

Kellyonic irrigation?
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
What's the point of... Marvin the Martian

Many have wondered. Few have found out.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes atheists Think2

That's kinda a rewording of the actual thread title. Not something you see too often on FLP!

I suppose I could have commented instead on

Run the straight race, Jonah the Whale

(Which is cruel, 'cause whales don't have feet.)

or

Bloody pedantic xenophobic Zappa

Which is just fun to say. (You might assume it contains the entire alphabet, but it doesn't.)
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Zach82, why you don't Zach82

Apparently, Zach isn't as Zach does.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
What's the Point of Boogie?

Woogie, I presume?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The future of the Church (Unreformed)

That's right, liturgists. You're out of a job!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Christian privilege (Custard)

Non-Christians may choose between jelly-, cream-, or unfilled donuts.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
That's not my bishop curiosity killed...

My bishop's entirely incurious!


[Which, of course, isn't true of my bishop IRL, I hasten to add!]

[ 29. July 2012, 20:46: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Giving the sign of The Silent Acolyte

"Quiet Please"?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Giving the sign of Boogie

Paused, one arm in the air, other at 30 degrees towards the ground. Helps if you're wearing a white suit, dark shirt and no tie.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
(can't have churchgeek as the only poster [Smile] )

giving the sign of Boogie
... is one way of enlivening a dull service.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Giving the sign of custard

yes please!
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
A sign of authority ... Churchgeek

Most definitely!!!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Balaam:
(can't have churchgeek as the only poster [Smile] )

Thanks! It was feeling lonely in here!

quote:
Originally posted by Niminypiminy:
A sign of authority ... Churchgeek

Most definitely!!!

Aw, shucks. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
daisydaisy goes north of daisydaisy

is this a paradox or a conundrum?

[ 01. August 2012, 12:03: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do you have to include venbede

I seriously hope we're talking about excluding venbede from something horrible, like feeding people to the lions or a People Magazine article's list of who dresses funny. If we're talking about a kickball team or a list of party invitees, then it's just cruel. Assuming it's the latter, yes, yes, we do have to include venbede. And where are your manners?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Would we be better... Fr Weber

Rhyming slang?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
YO! Clean out your... Kelly Alves

Kellyonic irrigation?

(after another thwarted PM)

Since this is a surefire place to find her-- churchgeek! That means you! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do you have to include...
Try


But you don't even know what I was about to say!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
YO! Clean out your... Kelly Alves

Kellyonic irrigation?

(after another thwarted PM)

Since this is a surefire place to find her-- churchgeek! That means you! [Big Grin]

Thanks - I never understood the "Your PM box is full" thread, 'cause - do people really read it? (I guess they do, and I don't! [Hot and Hormonal] )
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Racist bastards and Timothy the Obscure

Fight racism with enigma! (But do you think it'll work?) More power to ya, Timothy the Obscure! Obfuscate away!

Comparing racism and Organ Builder

I see, Timothy - your tactic is to confuse everyone into silence?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I can't help myself...

Hymnals and songbooks in Angloid

Angloid, stop eating things that aren't food!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How did she not win Palimpsest

Erased a little too well, maybe?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How did she not win the giant cheeseburger

Sh was going for the salad?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Hymns that make you Boogie
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Anyone keeping Lammas mockingbird

If so, Lamma wants it back.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Videos and images of seasick


Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!!

No thanks.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
God the Son and the egg

Which came first?
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
In which ken forgets sebby

Maybe we could re-introduce them some time!
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Marvin the Martian's jedijudy

These aliens are taking over.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
In which ken forgets la vie en rouge

Everything's Gone Green.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Famous consecutive churchgeek

Yah, I do double-post too much. (E.g., this post!)
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
That's not my bishop...Arethosemyfeet

Hang on - you recognise your bishop, but not your feet?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
In which ken forgets Amazing Grace

OK, you've got the first line. Next: "...how sweet the sound..." Ring any bells yet?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The Laws of Mathematics... arethosemyfeet

No, thosearetheLawsofMathematics.

350 years of the 1662 Bishops Finger

Strangely, 13 churches claim to have this relic, and none of them believe they have a middle finger, either.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
leo (kitten)

There's a whole new Circus thread in the making right there.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
In which ken forgets Timothy the Obscure

I daresay he's not the only one to.
 
Posted by Balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Pastor-blessed blackcurrant angelfish

...is the latest fundamentalist ice cream flavour.
 
Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
Did the Edit Time Get... (Tubbs)

Oh no! Gobbled up by a savage Edit Time! How could we have let it happen? [Tear]

AG

(I've waited five years to spot one of these!)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
In which ken forgets RooK

which can be a very foolish thing to do!
 
Posted by Loquacious beachcomber (# 8783) on :
 
in Hell...

Fucking Cameron and balaam

There is a joke to be made about cherry-picking asses here, but I will pass on it...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Nice one, Lb. [Snigger]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mary, woman, the physical... mousethief

An interesting, quite esoteric twist in Marian theology; disputed by some scholars
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Pediatrician Dad Waterboards Niteowl

That is guaranteed not to help them get to sleep.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Did the Edit Time Get... (Tubbs)

Oh no! Gobbled up by a savage Edit Time! How could we have let it happen? [Tear]

AG

(I've waited five years to spot one of these!)

If it's any sort of consolation, you beat me to the same one.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Tiptoeing around the
Galloping Granny


For God's sake don't wake her!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
This was in Heaven:

Personal "ritual" Spike

But isn't there a private BDSM board?
 
Posted by MiceElf (# 4389) on :
 
Ministry to the dying Rural Rev.

May he R.I.P. [Votive]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
But, but but! (WhateverTheySay)

Yep, whatever they say, if you try hard enough, you can come up with some objection. [Devil]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
No, Mark Betts, I am Mark Betts

I am Spartacus.
 
Posted by Garasu (# 17152) on :
 
I'm not sure it's strictly within the rules, but "Name Change Amnesty NOW" gets me every time. I mean, get with the programme people. "Amnesty" is so last century...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
This has a sort of surreal quality:

No, Mark Betts, I am Porridge
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Greenbelt 2012 (LastDayOnEarth)

I'd heard it could get muddy, but I'd never realised it was that apolcalyptic. Must be something about the year...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Worst place to be a churchgeek

Atheist convention?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
[Big Grin]

Celebrity Masterchef justlooking

Yes, please don't lick the TV screen.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Scientific Dating Methods... Net Spinster
Perhaps not the best authority on dating methods.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What to look for in Barefoot Friar

Bunions would give away that he's been secretly wearing shoes when you're not looking.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Was Fortescue ever seasick

If it was the Fortescue mentioned by Michael Bentine in his 'Toastmaster' sketch I expect he would be.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Louis Armstrong I hate Timothy the Obscure

Apart from the fact that you're talking to Mr. Armstrong like he's still alive, what is it you expect him to do about this?
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Nobody wants my favourite squirrel so sad, especially for a heaven thread. Poor little squirrel, all rejected and alone... [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The authority of the Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

Now that's a frightening thought!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Was Fortescue ever hatless

Not while his wife was looking.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Life? I prefer reading. (Timothy the Obscure)

Now we know where his obscurity comes from. [Biased]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The task of undeceiving Lamb Chopped

Lamb would probably prefer to be unchopped first, if you can pull that off.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Ship's Liberal Rook
What? There are two Rooks?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Videos and images of (S)pike couchant

Yuk! No thanks!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
You know you're ........ (churchgeek)

...when you suddenly see dozens of brilliant FLP potentials.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
How to insert commemorations... Magic Wand

Of course.
 
Posted by beachcomber (# 17294) on :
 
lillBuddha

(Hope I'm getting the hang of this --but please don't quote me).

cougars have a reputation of aggressively hunt lillBuddha

[ 30. August 2012, 15:43: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Why get married at Dark Knight

I haven't seen any of the movies in that franchise - are they particularly romantic?
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
There seems to be rather a lot of Personal jewelry on... people at the moment (including myself at present...)

Can't help thinking this is a bit of a gift to FLP!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Worst place to be a Bean Sidhe

The Fountain of Youth?
 
Posted by Garasu (# 17152) on :
 
Didn't the bean sidhe live in the Land of Youth?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Was thinking of this and the lack of opportunity for wailing there.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
In which ken forgets...Timothy the Obscure


Even Homer nods.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is the nature of God Oscar the Grouch

Who could blame him if it was - listening to humanity's whinging must be so tedious!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
YO! Clean out your Pants [Eek!]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
My Country Includes PeteC

Yes, I suppose it does. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
couldn't resist this one from Hell:

Dear Jim Wallace... (moron)
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Worst place to be a...beachcomber

Riyadh.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do Seraphim keep...Chamois

Never can tell when you'll be called upon to polish God's Chevy.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Racism, Sexism and Doublethink

The 2012 GOP platform?
 
Posted by Pure Sunshine (# 11904) on :
 
Religious people are Squibs

Whereas atheists are aurors?

[ 11. September 2012, 13:34: Message edited by: Pure Sunshine ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Non-episcopal denominations seasick

They need a bishop at the helm!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is there a truly satisfactory Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

I rather think that is up to God to decide.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Nothing to hide Left at the Altar

Yes, the public and their children may come back into the chapel; all the unmentionables and confidential memos have been removed and shredded (and burned and put down the sacrarium/piscina, of course).
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Sung responses before Angloid

Is Angloid singing questions again?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Some early Christians... Curiosity killed

Although I guess the lions made more victims.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Sung Responses before... (Chorister)

No no, you have to sing your Responses after the Chorister. Now sit down in your pew again.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Thank you for the music...LeRoc and LeRoll.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Worst Place to Be a Schroedinger's Cat

In a box with a poison capsule and a mere 50/50 chance of getting out alive!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Are all Christians Oscar the Grouch?

I'm sure it can feel that way sometimes.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How much is there to... lilBuddha
Not much yet, but wait until he grows, he'll have a really big belly!


quote:
Amos: Thank you for the music...LeRoc and LeRoll.
[Big Grin]

(I think I actually had LeRoc'n'Roll as my screen name when we all had music-related names to celebrate Chorister's 10.000th post.)
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
swords in church ...... are those my feet

Well if you're using feet as swords you won't get very far in battle. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Are all Christians Chorister

Careful what you wish for.


Religious freedom for Jahlove

OK, that you can wish for.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What makes for a good Anglican Brat

1. Be an Anglican
2. Be a brat.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes for a good Try

Doing no less than the best you can.

[ 23. September 2012, 19:57: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
Having just moved a thread to Kerygmania I discovered I had accidentally created:

Should Christians read Trudy Scrumptious?

As a writer I would have to say a resounding yes to that one.

[ 24. September 2012, 17:35: Message edited by: Trudy Scrumptious ]
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
And now that I've been reminded this thread exists, I'm seeing them all over the place.

Cabinet Minister and lowlands boy

...that's just a romance novel waiting to happen, isn't it?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Which universe does alienfromzog...

Zog?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What makes a good Al Eluia

A large choir and a rousing tune help.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Decluttering support Enigma

I think there are some mysteries that are too much to untangle. Including, frankly, that phrase...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Why do you believe mousethief

Well, he seems pretty trustworthy...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
[Snigger]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Children with special...CuppaT

Excellent choice to dispense tea aplenty to kiddoes. A very sociable and socialising act of love and thoughtfulness. [Smile]
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Homosexual Attraction:... FooloftheShip

I'm sure it's bad form to post oneself in this august thread, but I had to record this one. For a rather long time, any such attraction has been decidedly lukewarm *sniff*
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Scientific Dating Methods... Curiosity killed

I thought scientists need to be curious?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jimmy Savile rolyn

...'n'rockin' in 'is grave?
 
Posted by comet (# 10353) on :
 
Release your inner leo

ROAR!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Are we absolving our cliffdweller

I can't but I'm sure someone suitably ordained will be along in a minute and she can do it.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Release your inner Kelly Alves

I think I'm incapable of the degree of awesomeness required.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by HenryT:
Release your inner Kelly Alves

I think I'm incapable of the degree of awesomeness required.

That gives me images of the worst sort of demonic possession!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Angels and Archangels and Flossymole

A new type of seraphim?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
quote:
Originally posted by HenryT:
Release your inner Kelly Alves

I think I'm incapable of the degree of awesomeness required.

That gives me images of the worst sort of demonic possession!
Let's see, who should I let live...
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Release your inner porridge

Please don't.

Moo
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Release your inner Kelly Alves
A bunny, but for damn sure not a fluffy one!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Religious collectibles in +Chrism

Does that prevent tarnish or something? It's probably a bad idea, though, for storing antique prayer books and ancient codices.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Yet another ******** moron

Is it that time again?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Rosencrantz Returns pjl


Well, we're not making a refund!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Has anyone been to Evensong


Not in recent years but I used to be a regular.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
The Breaking of the Custard

That shouldn't happen...
 
Posted by Adeodatus (# 4992) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Earwig:
The Breaking of the Custard

That shouldn't happen...

At the moment we've got The Breaking of the Hart, which sounds rather poignant.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Do Charities Degrade...Porridge

"Please, sir, can I have some more?"
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Pine Tar and Rubbing Hedgehog

This could end badly.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Man arrested for... Schroedinger's cat

I'm not surprised, shutting a cat in a box, with those things in there, it's just not right, you know...
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
Man arrested for... Schroedinger's cat

I'm not surprised, shutting a cat in a box, with those things in there, it's just not right, you know...

Moving and Changing... (Schroedinger's cat)

This name seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. On this occasion, the appropriate comment seems to be that you'd have to find the cat first - or do you just move the box and hope this effects a change?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The thing that explains it all:

Atheism is belief in Truman White
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Atheism is belief in... Marvin the Martian

From deity to extraterrestrials?
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Pine Tar and Rubbing . . . Hedgehog

Somehow, I get the idea that might just be a tad prickly
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Lance Armstrong and balaam

Lance, meet Balaam. He's the guy you ran down in the road who was beating a donkey - and, no, the steroids hadn't gotten to your brain; they were having a conversation.

Balaam, meet Lance. Remember when your donkey started talking, and you thought you were struck by an angel and a bolt of lightning? It was just Lance on his bike in a yellow jersey.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
101 Things to do before boogie

Good Lord! Will you have any energy left?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Former Irish President Augustine the Aleut

I think that must be before my time!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is English really swimming Cod

Surreal imagery or what?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Man imprisoned for... Moo

Impersonating a cow is a serious offence.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Man imprisoned for... Moo

Impersonating a cow is a serious offence.

Extremist Hindus?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is Modern Society returning Porridge

Quality control at the porridge factory has really gone downhill.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Trans-Tasman Titillation Mr Curly

Mr Curly is in New Zealand, and I hope the person he's Skyping back here in Australia is Mrs Curly.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is it open season on Alan Cresswell

Erm, I hope not!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Emotional responses... Gamaliel

Do they?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Numbers: The Bible Hedgehog

I'm trying to decide which crazy notion to run with. The notion that someone is doing a census of an obscure and rare species of hedgehog commonly known as the 'Bible hedgehog' (Atelerix biblio), or the notion that there's a cute hedgehog named Numbers who is the star of a children's show on a Christian television network.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Worship Music and Boogie

Gives liturgical dance a whole new meaning.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Another one bites Chelley

I think she has been socialising with members of the House of Bishops again!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Colors for a certain Enoch

What about for the other Enochs?
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Rosencrantz Returns Welease Woderwick

This works on so many levels I'm not even going to try to enumerate them - just giggle happily.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
New Additions to the Boogie

I believe there is now a waltz interlude in the middle.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
New additions to the Earwig

You mean it wasn't big enough as it was?

Moo
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The demonisation of Evensong

You see, I told you she was possessed!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
what is considered Doublethink

Believing two contradictory ideas at the same time.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I wanna be a sexy watermelon Porridge

Perhaps Santa will grant that one?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
New Hellhost Sioni Sais

I'm sure somebody has already told me that.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Taking the 'S' out of St Stephen the Stoned.

That makes t'Teven the toned.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Taking the 's' out of.... Enoch

but. but. but Enoch doesn't have an 's'!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Naming a new church Holy Smoke

Anglo-Catholic, I presume?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
YO! Clean out your seasick

Ew.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
New Additions to the Marvin the Martian
What, like new antennae or something?
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Still fits within the "strange things cause by formatting" theme:

Member ratings are not currently permitted on this message board because we hate Drifting Star

them.

[ 29. October 2012, 17:20: Message edited by: Ariston ]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
[Waterworks]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Amos, a chapter at ..Hart

That's quite a bit to memorise, but there's worse in Jeremiah.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Apostolic Succesion... seasick

First they appointed Apostle Fulanus, and the Church moved to the left. Then he was succeeded by Apostle Beltranus, and the Church made a big swing to the right. After a couple of rounds of this, people started to see a bit green around their cheeks.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Returning host

NO! EAT IT NOW!!!
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Christingle, excited...(Zappa)

Three different settings on the electricity dial.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Worship CDs Without Evensong

Morning only disks. Hate them.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Worship CDs Without Boogie

...are best for when you are in a reflective mood.
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on :
 
B&Bs that don't Boogie

Surely it's R&Bs that would Boogie?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What do you think about... Wesley J

I think he's a very nice chap, really. But then I'm biased.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
chasing the Black Dog... Mad Cat

Oh dear.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What do you think about Ariel

It doesn't clean as white as Daz.
 
Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on :
 
Bishops of Chichester...... Triple Tiara


Makes a change from the usual mitre!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Who enjoyed their extra Moo?

Me me me! I always enjoy an extra moo, don't you?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Blindfold boy picks Doublethink

Well, it could be worse, he could have picked PeteC, poor lad.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What did you do while the Curiosity killed...

Looked the other way and tried not to throw up.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
YO! Clean out your lilBuddha
Really, just get the bigger one.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
The opposite of evil orfeo

My nice twin has been dealt with and will never be heard from again.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Looking for online Lothlorien

Look no further than right here on Ship of Fools!

The demonisation of Tabernacle

Oy, Jack Chick has been at it again.

(Yes, I did just pull that link from the Hell House thread...)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)
 
Posted by Loquacious beachcomber (# 8783) on :
 
The opposite of evil - Loquacious beachcomber
Because, after all, what could be further from evil than to be both Loquacious and also a beachcomber?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)

(You may not have-- this seems to be happening all over the Ship.)
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Bishops who look like Ariel.

Would that there were many! (What, me for women's ordination? Nawwwww.)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
And now we have

Bishops who look like Chorister

...but with her Canterbury Cap she might be better as Archbishop!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
(Sorry about that double-post; I really didn't think I hit enter twice, but I must've! Maybe I can blame it on the bandaid on my pinky finger!)

(You may not have-- this seems to be happening all over the Ship.)
And now it's gone! Did you do that?

Thanks, whoever did!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Morning prayer - the 3rdFooter

Sounds like a redesign of the leaflet is in order.

Scary Parable (Lamb Chopped)

Spoiler alert!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Church worship dress (John Holding)

So if you've lost your Sunday attire, see John.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Did you vote for a Drifting Star

'Cos if you did, here I am! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Evangeline (# 7002) on :
 
Royal Commission into womenspeak

Gheesh I didn't realise the Jensenite influence had gone that far in Australia.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Well now it's Royal commission into Evangeline!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Referencing hormones: Bullfrog

Well, it's certainly bull-something.

I don't always reference myself in FLP, but when I do, I try to make it a good one.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Better to get rid of... mousethief

We could keep our mice then.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
He can come and steal my mice any time he likes. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
People may find your palimpsest

Drat those document restoration experts all to heck.
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Better to get rid of alienfromzog

[Mad] Zenophobes (in a literal sense!!) [Mad]
[Waterworks] [Waterworks] [Waterworks]

AFZ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Better to get rid of... Beeswax Altar

It melts in the sun!
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Is Moral Vanity A Left-Wing... Marvin the Martian

Mind. Boggles.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
The demonisation of orfeo

Well, becoming a Hellhost does have that effect on people. The horns are growing nicely.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I was coming here to post that, orfeo, and you beat me to it. Damn you to he.., oh right, you are already there. bugger it
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Women Bishops - what... L'organist

Don't worry, the organist is still a man. You can sit down now.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Learning Spanish moron

¿Que?
 
Posted by Justinian (# 5357) on :
 
Flipping Synod - especially (Justinian)

For some reason no one invited me to the synod. [Waterworks]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Singleness, celibacy...Curiosity killed

Oh, that's so romantic.
 
Posted by claret10 (# 16341) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful mrs whibley
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Mad Cat

MIAOOOWWWWRRRRAAAAUUUUUURRRRR
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Flipping Synod - especially... Spike

A flipping spike sounds quite dangerous!
 
Posted by mrs whibley (# 4798) on :
 
Getting on (Not)

Procrastination? Or family friction?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Men representing Louise

Good luck with that. Louise is quite capable of representing herself.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
To convert or not to convert fletcher christian

Convert. We don't want any mutinies.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Orfeo, you beat me to it - I was assuming they must be drag artists. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Which musicians are due for glockenspiel

Any that don't already have one, I suppose?

Pre-existence before IngoB

IngoB, do you recall any of your past lives?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Looking for a particular ... mousethief
as against any other one
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
In Heaven: Boring (leo)
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
I saw that when i posted and wondered if someone would pick it up.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Narnia Lothiriel

No. Wrong fantasy world. Lothiriel is Middle Earth.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Irish abortion Foxymoron

Almost looks like a one-letter typo...
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
And also,

Who is bigger, Jesus... (orfeo)

Well, I'm just over 6 foot and around 95 kilos. Anyone got Jesus' shirt size?
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Well, if you're bigger than John Lennon that could be a bit of a clue...


The incarnation and Zacchaeus is described in Luke 19:1-10, and now on the Ship as well.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is the UK ruled by Cod

I always thought it was a bit fishy.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is the UK ruled by Doublethink

This seems likely.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Is the UK ruled by Cod

I always thought it was a bit fishy.

It certainly was the case in the late 1950 and the 1970ies, wasn't it?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is the UK ruled by Firenze
The explains why Christianity is under attack.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Darn. I rushed here to post another "Is the UK ruled by..." one (this time with Karl: Liberal Backslider), but obviously the gag has already been overused. Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
Name That Baby piglet

That'll be Prince(ss) piglet, to you!

Also skipping the too easy/overused UK thread.
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
Why didn't Jesus baptise Evensong


I was beyond redemption.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
How often do you visit ... Matt Black.

Um, so far - never.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Hanging of the green georgiaboy

He's probably not really green. Was he on his way to a high school football game? Since when is team spirit a capital offense?
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Is the UK ruled by Chorister You'd better believe it bud.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Why Didn't Jesus Baptise Hedgehog

Too ouchy.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
McD's and tiresome deano

The thread gets its revenge on the OPer.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A few good ones right now:

Attraction of the term Oblatus
What's better than a Latin-derived word? The actual Latin word!

Answers to Prayer (Moo)
Why does God have to be so cryptic sometimes?

Lost your sense of mousethief
I just like the idea of a sense of mousethief. Perhaps a specialized sense of humor, combining wit, satire, a pinch of wisdom, a pinch of self-deprecation, and an economy of words such as I will never possess?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Lost your sense of mousethief
I just like the idea of a sense of mousethief. Perhaps a specialized sense of humor, combining wit, satire, a pinch of wisdom, a pinch of self-deprecation, and an economy of words such as I will never possess?

[Overused] You are very kind.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How did you come to piglet

I saw a sign that said "Trespassers Will" and followed it.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pretend to be a Time Traveler... Moo

Space Cow(boy)?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Where do you do your piglet

Lower oven, definitely.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Does the UK need a Mudfrog

Yes. more variation in the local fauna in always welcome.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I normally don't like to use the prayer thread for this (and I wouldn't if the post generating it had been sensitive)...but when I saw

Prayers of the faithful Telepath

I could only imagine that a faithful telepath would never be able to stop praying!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why didn't Jesus baptise Kwesi?
Because Kwesi is not two thousand years old?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Who posed for your Firenze

Nobody - I had canvas and paints and a Room with a View.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Does the UK need a no prophet

No. it needs a prophet.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Lost your sense of Boogie

Is there a pill you can take for that?
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
I'm getting a... Gamaliel

and I'm very excited about it!
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
Does the UK need a Ken

Well, obviously. Besides he's ours and we're not sharing.

AFZ
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Just noticing these 3:

Who posed for your Zappa

End of the world - no prophet

Gamaliel boasts of Late Paul

 
Posted by Josephine (# 3899) on :
 
Does the UK need a Cod

Of course. How are they going to make fish and chips, if they don't have cod?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Josephine:
Does the UK need a Cod

Of course. How are they going to make fish and chips, if they don't have cod?

I'm sure there is a plaice for one.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I'm getting a Lucia...

...but I'm not sure what to do with it.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I'm getting a Lucia...

...but I'm not sure what to do with it.

You could always pinna it on a bit more securely.

I'll get my coat!
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Gamaliel boasts of Gamaliel

Pride comes before a fall.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Does the UK need a Albertus

Yes, but it also needs a grammar lesson.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Interesting newspaper (doubtingthomas)

Yes! That would be interesting! A newspaper dedicated to actual investigative journalism?
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Here's a photo of me ... Timothy the Obscure

Thanks. That should help jog my memory.
 
Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :
 
Lost your sense of Boogie

Blame it one Michael Jackson's doctor.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Stone the crows Rook

And jays, magpies and ravens.
 
Posted by Garasu (# 17152) on :
 
Why didn't Jesus baptise...
(shamwari)


Must have had a good reason?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Gay Marriage: Religious Doublethink...

...or human rights issue.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
I'm getting a Chamois

This terrycloth towel leaves streaks on my windows.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
I'm getting a Chamios

Oh good - my car needs a good wash.

[Smile]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Sorry folks, I just Boogie

So do I. when the mood takes me.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Have the Greeks got... Frankenstein

If I remember rightly, Frankenstein - both monster and maker - much preferred colder climes: French Alps, Scotland and Arctic.

[ 16. December 2012, 10:21: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
<aside>This one is going to generate a few FLPs. </aside>

Sorry folks, I just Doublethink

So do I, and I don't. Both at the same time.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
If you went to Church seasick ...

I hope you had a bag with you!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The decline of mousethief

We must keep an eye on that thread. In the meantime, I hope mousethief recovers.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Have the Greeks got ken

You just give him back!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The death of Christmas Boogie

We're saving the energetic dances for New Year.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Sorry folks, I just Boogie

Tried waltzing. People laughed.

Pine Tar and Rubbing Hedgehog

The last time I rubbed a hedgehog, my hands hurt for the rest of the day!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
Pine Tar and Rubbing Hedgehog

The last time I rubbed a hedgehog, my hands hurt for the rest of the day!

Clearly you rubbed him the wrong way!
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Boogie's name just keeps on giving and giving in this thread!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Boogie's name just keeps on giving and giving in this thread!

I live to serve [Snigger] [Angel]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I'm getting a Karl: Liberal Backslider
Action figures are getting stranger and stranger.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Boogie's name just keeps on giving and giving in this thread!

How sad, for this thread and for the ship in general, that Moo posts so seldom these days.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
Gun control in the...Porridge

Sticks up the barrel, it does.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Installation of a new Hart

What kind of anti-rejection meds do we have for the Ship? 'Cause I suspect we're fairly attached to the Hart we already have.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
I'm getting a Karl: Liberal Backslider
Action figures are getting stranger and stranger.

[Killing me] This one completely cracked me up. It's always fun when you have to explain to coworkers why you're laughing out loud.

NB It's lunchtime!
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
Geoffery Clark, Formerly...(Lyda*Rose)

Oh--- you've changed your name?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
It was the end of the Lamb Chopped

I prefer to chop them in the middle.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
OUCH!
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
What's in a (Papal)... (Thurible)

I haven't a clue...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jbohn:
What's in a (Papal)... (Thurible)

I haven't a clue...

Oh come on, at least some incense?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by jbohn:
What's in a (Papal)... (Thurible)

I haven't a clue...

Oh come on, at least some incense?
More likely it's (Incense).

[ 21. December 2012, 21:11: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Need candidates for Gramps49

Okaaaayyy... but first, can we know what happened to Gramps1-48?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
History books that Palimpsest

Sounds a bit more like real life than the usual linear approach.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Do you ever feel like Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

Nah, I've never been that hungry.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Addressing the Bishop (Gee D)

Only recommended if the bishop's nickname is "D" and you're on a nick-name basis.

[ 24. December 2012, 06:13: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christingle, excited... Bishops Finger

Sometimes a finger is just a finger?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Calling the Archbishop Piglet

Somehow I don't think this would go down too well - unless he's an A.A.Milne fan.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Kayaking moron

If you Google those words you get this.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Failing Those Suffering from Porridge.

No excuse. There should at least be a helpline for people, if not drop-in clinics that can help them to cope with the horrid flashbacks of this appalling substance that has wrecked many a breakfast.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I went to a catholic... hatless

I think that was very thoughtful and polite of you. Good manners, I say.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Is nobody going to...ExclamationMark

Oh, very well. If you insist: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Gay bishops in the fluff

This is one of those new magazines, isn't it? [Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Egyptian President mousethief

If elected I will not serve!
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Gay bishops in the fluff

This is one of those new magazines, isn't it? [Eek!]

[Killing me]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Is it rational to believe arethosemyfeet

A rational question, but surely not one that is asked very often.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
It's Geek to me: translating no prophet

Seems like there's nothing to translate, then. Move along, Geeks!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sorry folks, I just Doublethink
Do not apologise! Most people do not single think.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I didn't expect the comet
Neither did the dinosaurs.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
I'm a feminazi. And...Chesterbelloc

Somehow, I doubt this...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Miscellaneous questions of seasick

Oh. Umm. Try to find a remedy that doesn't knock you out, or you'll ruin your holiday.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Of the Eucharistic seasick

Ooooh, yukky!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is it rational to believe another damn fool republican?
If you must ask this question, perhaps your competency is in question.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
This name keeps on giving:

Sorry folks, I just Boogie
No need to apologise.

What says Christmas Boogie
Hearing Slade and Wizzard again.

But there's also this:

I went to a catholic Galloping Granny
Good to hear that you are visiting your relatives.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What could DISPROVE mousethief

An alibi?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What could DISPROVE palimpsest?

A lack of erasure?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Of the Eucharistic seasick

Ooooh, yukky!

I learned years ago in Ecclesiantics that one ought to burn it, and place the ashes in the Sacrarium.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I didn't expect the Jade Constable

...I was rather hoping for one in Peacock Blue.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Should the Cross be Matt Black

Does the colour matter that much?
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
I've found some Tesco's.... cheesymarzipan

An acquired taste, but certainly preferably to their horsey burgers!
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
God help me! I'm a(n)...Ditzy Spike.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I'm getting chris stiles

Is that rhyming slang?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Will Religion Survive Og: Thread Killer

It has survived persecution, being mainstream and being ignored so I reckon it will manage.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
It's back again:

What could DISPROVE mousethief

All the mice are present and accounted for.
 
Posted by Niminypiminy (# 15489) on :
 
Closely followed by

Of the marriage of Jon in the Nati

Surely that should be in All Saints?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
It's back again:

What could DISPROVE mousethief

All the mice are present and accounted for.

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Will religion survive que sais-je

Only if French is understanded by the people.

Snow Day Friday Boogie

An unexpected three-day weekend is something to celebrate! (And a boogie a good way to keep warm...)

Anglican use of Roman Cornish High

Or, if you're snowed in at a liturgy convention, you could pass the time making sense out of this. Possibly a "herbal cigarette" or two might help.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Steve Chalke endorses Baptist Trainfan

I know they share a denomination but his endorsement might be a bit of a mixed blessing at the moment... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Will religion survive barrea

I would expect religion to have a better chance with barrea than without him.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Anglican Use of Roman Angloid

Who's imitating whom?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I've found some Tesco's Firenze

Nooooo... they're selling centaur meat now? [Eek!]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Give that penguin some surfing madness.

The madness we can tick off already as she's a circus host. I would not recommend the surfing though, not on what the people of the British Isles optimistically call "beaches."
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Church website hosting the giant cheeseburger

Can I have a byte?

(groan)
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
God help me! I'm an Enoch

Well, unless it was very recently and you saved your bits ... oh wait, you said "Enoch." Never mind.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Mousethief - [Killing me]

God help me! I'm an Oblatus

I'd be jolly scared if I suddenly found I was an Oblatus (or presumably in my case, an Oblata).

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
What is your favourite Spike

Present company excepted, Jones or Milligan.
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Kitten

"Meow meowmew, mew mew mew meowmew, meowmeow mew meow mew."
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Lent ORGANMEISTER
Returned (in same condition) ORGANMEISTER
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What is your favorite Firenze

Why, the one right here at SoF, of course! (Not that I know of any others, but still.)
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
You believe in...Pxy_e

Yes, certainly - I've read enough of his posts! What I believe about him may be another matter... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Jesus doesn't give Evensong

No, he has staff to do that.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Because Clergy aren't... orfeo

It would be odd if they were, I think. I mean, all of them? How strange would that be?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Because Clergy aren't PeteC

Shouldn't that go on the Thanks and Praise thread?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is your favourite Tai Chi?

The one that gets fundamentalist knickers in a twist.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Tai Chi (Porridge)

Wouldn't that be congee? [Biased]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Because Clergy aren't Spiffy

Well, some of them are. There must be some, surely... no? Oh well.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Harry Potter – now Drifting Star

It's just a rumour, I'm afraid.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Yet another Imaginary Friend
What is the problem, then? Not like they take up much space.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Harry Potter – now... Moo

The Child Wizard learning Bovinian?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Because Clergy aren't Porridge

I'd really like to know the question this was in answer to!
 
Posted by HenryT (# 3722) on :
 
because clergy aren't porridge
... You shouldn't pour milk on them.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Dear Simon: Boogie
I won't dance, don't ask me...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Was Samson terminally... mousethief

A new twist to the old story?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
O Oriens: reassessing Percy B

Can Percy B figure out which way is east when dropped off in a forest without a compass? Last time, he was found wandering around in the south. Try, try again, Percy - you'll get that Boy Scout badge yet!
 
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on :
 
The epigenetics of orfeo

Was he exposed to J.S. Bach in the womb?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Antisocial Alto:
The epigenetics of orfeo

Was he exposed to J.S. Bach in the womb?

I certainly hope so. Although it was quite possibly in the form of Switched on Bach which was in my Dad's record collection.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
How should God answer... (Jade Constable)

I suppose it depends on what she asked...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Will "gay marriage" spawn

That's an interesting way to phrase the question about gays having children.
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
It's all the fault of ... The Midge
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Calling the inane SusanDoris mousethief

That's an interesting thing to call her. Wouldn't it get confusing?

[ 07. February 2013, 17:17: Message edited by: jbohn ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Definition of Christian
EtymologicalEvangelical


Is this a definition, or a rephrasing of the question?

[ 07. February 2013, 20:50: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Better to get rid of Cthulhu

Good luck on that one.
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Yeah, I think Cthulhu likes Hull. Where this thread's going.
Ariston, Tyrant
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
For God so liked the Hedgehog

Well, we know that He saw that it was good...
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Pope resigns ... Holy Smoke

Yes, but will it be black or white?
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
Pope resigns ...IngoB

I'm still not quite sure whether I should be scared or hopeful.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Name that Pope: Heavenly Anarchist

I think that is more likely to be God's name for her/him!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Temptations - Trudy Scrumptious

Yes, they usually are! [Angel]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Should the UK have lilBuddha

Counties are fighting over me? Nice to feel appreciated.

Erm, they are fighting to have me, yes?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Should the UK have the giant cheeseburger

No, the UK should have something healthier, like a salad. But you can probably get away with the cheeseburger if you share it out across the entire country.

[ 18. February 2013, 20:35: Message edited by: orfeo ]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
U.S. Boy Scouts to Net Spinster
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
More government ministers Boogie

Good, as long as it keeps them from screwing up people's lives!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Last Sunday after the BulldogSacristan

All the fine vestments were ripped to shreds and the crystal vessels shattered. The clergy behaved, though!
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
More government ministers Doublethink

Some might say just thinking once would be good, but I couldn't possibly comment...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Should Ed Balls fall on his... Makepiece

Erm...
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Is eternal damnation no prophet

That would be an ecumenical matter...

[ 24. February 2013, 05:07: Message edited by: Leorning Cniht ]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
If you had to do without la vie en rouge

your life would be sadly incomplete [Biased]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
If you had to do without Drifting Star

Not a problem really. Offers little light, no heat and no direction.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
The Roman Catholic marsupial

Can be distinguished from the other marsupials by her rosary beads.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How to make Church ... Basilica

Err... you build it really big, with lots of columns?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Make me feel young, Chorister

Sing me the Sesame Street theme song.
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Is Rev Steve Chalke Schroedinger's cat?

He is and he isn't.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Is Rev Steve Chalke hatless?
Well if he's got any sense he'll keep his tinfoil hat securely on at the moment.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Can't Cook, Won't Cook Porridge

Well, I can understand that, pointless mush that it is.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Is "New Atheism" Pre-Cambrian

Probably not, but I'm sure it's much older than atheists like to think it is.
 
Posted by mdijon (# 8520) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
The Roman Catholic marsupial

Can be distinguished from the other marsupials by her rosary beads.

And distinct from the Roman Catholic Primate.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Is Steve Chalke Barnabas62

It's a conspiracy, I tell you!
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Concubines and the ... Bullfrog

Is that one of the "lost" parables of Jesus?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Does Religion Cause lilBuddha?

Is this a chicken/egg thing?
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Is Rev Steve Chalke A.Pilgrim ?

I rather get the impression that he is on a journey! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
There was no Enoch

for God took him.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Time to answer some... Porridge

What would it like to know?

Moo
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
This really made me Spiffy

But that made me squiffy.
 
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :
 
Can't cook, won't cook Porridge

piglet, is that you, dear?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Saved by an angelic Galloping Granny

I just love the image that evokes. [Cool]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Time to answer some holy smoke
The cardinals have decided so quickly?
 
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on :
 
Peanuts and cracker Mere Nick

Hey! Just because he's from North Carolina...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Inquire Within: general Smudgie
General Smudgie? First she thinks she is a penguin and now a General? Time to call the nice folks from Bethlem.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Should Christians be lilBuddha

I dunno. That sounds awfully syncretist to me.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Can't Cook, Won't Cook piglet.

Not enough meat on them anyway.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Rev Steve Chalke hatless?

Only when he is bareheaded.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
The souls of the faithful orfeo

I think that's the first time it's been suggested I have more than one.
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
In Judaism, people get an extra soul for use on the sabbath only.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Time to answer some... Boogie

Wonderland! [Cool]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:

Wonderland! [Cool]

OH.MY.GOD.


(Trying to reattach crown to skull.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
My eyes are bleeding after watching that.
 
Posted by Earwig (# 12057) on :
 
Saved by an angelic... Liopleurodon

Gliding through the water, gnashing its big teeth, polishing its halo...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does religion cause lilBuddha?

Probably only one of them does, but yes.


History doesn't repeat Croesos

Ah, cruel fate.


Can't cook, won't cook ken

I'm vegetarian.
 
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on :
 
Tales of the Faithful ... Telepath
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Name that Pope Boogie

Yes! And could hang a disco ball from between the finger tips in the Sistine chapel.

Name that Pope lilBuddah

As cool and flattering as that may be, it might send the wrong message.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
This too could work with any name, really:

White smoke! Discuss Adeodatus

Wait, isn't it Pope Francis we want to be discussing?

[ 13. March 2013, 22:39: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by roybart (# 17357) on :
 
Decluttering support ... daisydaisy.

Is this perhaps implying that one less "daisy" would be less cluttered?

(Apologies to daisydaisy. We all should have the right to choose our own names.)

[ 14. March 2013, 16:34: Message edited by: roybart ]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Is Rev Steve Chalke hatless

I hope not, otherwise his head will get very cold.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Privacy in the Modern Boogie

Don't know about this, I never dance alone.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
If you had to do without Smudgie

No! We can't do without Smudgie.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
If you had to do without Smudgie

No! We can't do without Smudgie.

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Anglican bishops in Doublethink

Move along, nothing new to see here.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Privacy in the modern Boogie

You're boogieing wrong.

Gay marriage - what Spiffy

Well, don't keep us waiting - "what spiffy" what? What's spiffy? The grooms' new shoes? The brides' tuxes? What?
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Anglican bishops in Doublethink

Move along, nothing new to see here.

To be compared with
The inevitable Papal doublethink?
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The inevitable Papal Hart

We knew him when!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Weird and wonderful Leaf

Is pressing it in a book the best way to preserve it?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Privacy in the Modern Boogie

But I thought the whole point of dance was that is was social!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What are we driving? (Bishops Finger)
Well! That is a rather rude response to a simple question.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Furry Family Members (Earwig)

Interesting choice, this!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Furry Family Members by Pine Marten

Well, yes, I suppose they would all be.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Make me feel young Ariel

Does young Ariel mind? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on :
 
Describe God succinctly - Spiffy.

Well, I'd have said "spiffing", but I'm an old-fashioned sort.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Lenten Array: is it seasick

No, the verger banged into it whilst walking past.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I spy strangers! Use... Hawk

Affix camera. Done.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
White Smoke! Discuss... Gwai

I'd no idea she'd been elevated...
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Anglicanism and the GreyFace

Ageing congregations?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Burnt Offerings: recipe piglet

Sorry, not for me, I'm a vegetarian.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Writers' Block Sir Kevin

Why did they do that?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Anglicanism and the hatless

Women during worship these days, tch, tch.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Does religion cause Russ

Did you mean RUST?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Acronyms Porridge

How about:

"Papal offertory ridiculously rigged in dangerous gaming extravagance"?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do we mean by no prophet

Um, famine of foretellers? Scarcity of seers? Absence of oracles? Paucity of prognosticators?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The stupidest thing...Imaginary Friend

Leave your little sister alone. She's creative, that's all.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Burnt Offerings: recipe piglet

Sorry, not for me, I'm a vegetarian.

Thank God for that. [Eek!]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Mary and Martha Moo

I don't remember that bit from the Gospels.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Help! Help! I'm being... quetzalcoatl

Becoming an Aztec deity could be serious... [Eek!]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Help, Help! I'm being Porridge.

Messy. Very messy.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Where does loving the... Leprechaun

Ireland?
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
If you had to do without ChaliceGirl

Is this the self-service "Eucharist" that Karl: Liberal Backslider was describing in Eccles the other day?
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
If you had to do without ... Stetson

I seem to have managed all right so far.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Isaiah's Fourth Servant Evensong

Suffering in four-part harmony with organ accompaniment. But there's a nice reception after.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Just wee cuppies and... Baptist Trainfan

That's the buffet car for you.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
MarkBetts, Malicious; Kelly Alves,...

...erm, Angelic?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Suuuuuuree. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Other words can be suggested if required.

[Biased]

[Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
UK Christianity's greatest... Hairy Biker

I didn't know there was a competition going on! However, the first will be last (possibly stuck in traffic).
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Preserving English indifferently

Yeah, I don't care if English survives as a language, it just happens to be the one I speak.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Became Anglican on Butch Cassidy

We've added him to the kalendar now??
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
UK Christianity's greatest Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard...

...is probably Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Preserving English indifferently

Yeah, I don't care if English survives as a language, it just happens to be the one I speak.

Wait a moment, I thought you spoke American.
This, then, is the problem with preserving English indifferently.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Feminism is a complex Boogie

... and there I was thinking it was no more difficult than a two-step.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Tell me why this isn't Custard

That'll be because it's Cream [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Third Resurrection Moo

I didn't even know there had been one!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
The Third Resurrection Moo

I didn't even know there had been one!

Christians do everything in threes!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The legacy of Thatcherism? ... Enoch

Indeed, it's been more than enoch for me as well.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Watch the Bible on AngloCatholicGirl

Is this anything like Lydia the Tattooed Lady?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Cleopas and his companion Custard

Cleopas aka Roobarb, I presume.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Thatcher died Pre-cambrian

No, it was her policies that were so out of date, she actually died just this week
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Horribly overlooked Crazy Cat Lady

Try being crazier, you might start to get noticed.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The right to know about lilBuddha

Right to know or not, you are likely getting more than you bargained for.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
I suppose I have to... (Boogie)

When I put the needle on the record, you can't help yourself no more. You gotta get down!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Horribly Overlooked... Bene Gesserit

That would be horrible indeed. She could strike you with her gom jabbar any time.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
There is no cerebral Moo
If it's not from the heart, you just don't do it.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Acts 2: 23 "Deliberate Moo"

Moo is getting quite an outing today, and at least it isn't accidental.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Horribly Overlooked...Kelly Alves

OK, now it's time to be nice to Kelly and invite her to the party!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(Petulant frown.) I'm sayin'.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does the Bible teach ken?

I think it's pretty obvious from his posts that ken is quite attentive to the Bible's teachings.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Feminism could destroy Porridge

I think I have proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that men are just as capable of making proper porridge/porage as are women.
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Feminism could destroy Ad Orientem

I make it 7:3 in favor of feminism.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Third Resurrection CuppaT

Well, after a stressful resurrection a few cups of the British Panacea For All Ills might be rather nice.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Feminism could destroy Austerity

There's a wish.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The Third Resurrection... pimple

I had those when I was a teenager. You squeeze them and squeeze them, but they just keep coming back!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
A right to know about The Silent Acolyte

Well, he doesn't say much...
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
MarkBetts, Malicious Porridge

I hate that. The last thing you want in the morning is backchat from your breakfast.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Whom shall we send? arethosemyfeet?

Oooh, you just volunteered yourself then.

This one is just utterly ludicrous:
Feminism could destroy Kelly Alves

[Killing me]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Feminism could destroy Porridge

Men just can't cook that stuff. If the women won't, we're hosed.

(ETA: oops looks like WW beat me to it)

[ 20. April 2013, 20:00: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shut-the-fuck-up...... Antisocial Alto

Stop singing on your own! Join a bleedin' choir!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
13 and counting (no prophet)

Well, keep counting then - you're sure to turn up a prophet eventually.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Shut-the-fuck-up...... Antisocial Alto

Stop singing on your own! Join a bleedin' choir!

[Big Grin] Good one!

(Some years ago I used to annoy my then-roommate by breaking out into bits of random alto lines around the house. Then she joined the choir with me and started doing the same thing.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Did Christ really hate lilBuddha?
Seems such a nice chap, I hope we can get along.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Shut-the-fuck-up Evensong

I saw, I pondered, I thought, "Way too easy."


Kel// someone had to do it, ES, aren't you glad it was me? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Did Christ really hate lilBuddha?
Seems such a nice chap, I hope we can get along.

You have a great attitude. I was thinking that thread is going to cause a lot of [Waterworks] here!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Did Christ really hate Timothy the Obscure?

No. He was too obscure. Christ never found him.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Shut-the-fuck-up...... (Evensong)

I've heard that said here before - though not always so directly... [Biased]
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Shut-the-fuck-up Evensong

I saw, I pondered, I thought, "Way too easy."


Kel// someone had to do it, ES, aren't you glad it was me? [Big Grin]

Almost did it myself to preempt the inevitable. [Biased]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful... Bene Gesserit

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Prayers of the Faithful... Bene Gesserit

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer...

Lord, hear our prayer.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
What makes Christianity Kittyville?

All those Christian cat lovers, of course.
 
Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :
 
I can't find Famous Consecutive Posts, but feel the need to point out
How to get evicted
Am I doing it right?

if only to suggest that the speaker's concerned consideration of other perspectives may indicate that eviction isn't needed after all.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
On a scale of 1 to Hedgehog

Obviously one of these unusual units of measurement I've not come across before.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
On a scale of 1 to Bob Two-Owls...

... I'd say it would be 1.6 owl.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Football's third homosexual Net Spinster

Oooh, an unmarried goalie!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
On a scale of 1 to L'organist...

... I would be a harmonium player.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Vicious Sioni Sais

No, not at all, he is a really gentle guy.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
On a scale of 1 to The5thMary

In a warped sort of way, that makes even more sense. I wonder what sort of values The3rdMary, The6thMary and so on represent?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
On a scale of 1 to The5thMary

In a warped sort of way, that makes even more sense. I wonder what sort of values The3rdMary, The6thMary and so on represent?

I saw this too, and figured it was a way of keeping score on the number of Marys present in various pericopes in the Gospels.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Cream Suits and Tea (the giant cheeseburger)

Erm... thank you, I'll keep to the scones! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Vicious Evensong

Yes, that choir doesn't have the best reputation indeed.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
North Dakota, abortion, porridge

What are... things I hope to never experience personally?


(OK, I'm not serious about the North Dakota one. And I un-capitalized Porridge to be clear I meant the thing and not the shipmate!)

[ 05. May 2013, 20:13: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Single women treated to the pain

...otherwise known as "pick-up lines."
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I don't approve of... no prophet

You'll like the Old Testament, then!
 
Posted by seasick (# 48) on :
 
How to "improve"...Custard

Fewer lumps?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
NIMH turns away from orfeo.

You gotta give them some chance at success...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
New Leader for British... Baptist Trainfan

A new engine, we hope?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Zach82, over here you... Porridge

Yup, that'll work as a non-obscene descriptor!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Word of God? Moo

Good a word as any, I suppose.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
NIMH turns away from orfeo.

You gotta give them some chance at success...

Eh?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
(National Institute of Mental Health)

(I was implying you were too tough a case for them.)

[ 12. May 2013, 06:26: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How to "improve" Ad Orientem

I'd start by approaching from the west, then he won't see you coming.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Youth of today boogie

Is that like saying they rock?
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Are Baptist changing Matt Black

Yeah - and then we're coming for you!!!

(After a task force has been appointed and a report received, the conclusions of which will be put to the next church meeting, requiring at least a 2/3 majority, before it proceeds to the implementation group who will begin to put plans together for this to be rolled out in the next few years - as the Lord guides us..)
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The head, the heart... The Midge

Swat it! Fast!! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
the youth of today... Leaf

It's all those ads: they get swayed like by wind, and buy, buy, buy!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
The head, the heart and the gut moo

Some awful indigestion there!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Are we going to be Karl: Liberal Backslider

Can't we just leave it to Karl, and let the rest of us be ourselves?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
The head, the heart and the gut moo

Some awful indigestion there!

[Killing me] [Overused]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Corpus Christi (Bishop's Finger)

Hmm, that's an interesting, but probably heretical, take on "Where the Bishop is, there is the Church."
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The Annunaki and extra-terrestrial... Marvin the Martian

A catchy title, although there's a bit of redundancy in there. And I'm sure that at the end of the story, the Martian zaps them all the way back to Niburu with his laser.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Annunaki and extra-terrestrial Leaf
For certain definitions of leaf, this brings that thread into the light a bit more.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How can a committee say you're... no prophet

That's right, only God can appoint you as such.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
We are subject to our Barnabas62

Well we certainly are if we are posting in Purgatory where he wields the hostly power!

[ 22. May 2013, 11:15: Message edited by: Lucia ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
It's Geek to me: Translating Eutychus

Fortunate, well-fated.

Oh, you said Geek?
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
Ugh (geroff)

[Killing me]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
(Excuse me for being thick, but would 'geroff' be 'get off' in some kind of Cockney accent?)
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
(Excuse me for being thick, but would 'geroff' be 'get off' in some kind of Cockney accent?)

Dunno about Cockney, but it's used that way by garden gnomes in Harry Potter.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
mousethief: Dunno about Cockney, but it's used that way by garden gnomes in Harry Potter.
Ah, I didn't watch those films. Thank you.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
The use of satire in Doublethink

So one version is the true one and the other is the satirical one?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Emily Thyme

It's Emily Thyme!

(I just thought that was kinda cute.)
 
Posted by Avila (# 15541) on :
 
Burnt Offerings recipe... Laud-able

It may be but would prefer the unburnt version
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Paul & the Exorcized... hatless

Must have been a hair-raising experience!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Can One Be a Cafeteria anteater

Yes, I'm sure, but you'll get some funny looks!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
We are subject to our Marvin the Martian.

All hail [Overused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Can One Be a Cafeteria anteater

Yes, I'm sure, but you'll get some funny looks!

I hear the UN wants us to eat insects. Fits right in. [Biased]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Acceptance of a Gay Hawk

Unlikely. Poor thing would probably be pecked and clawed to death.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
USA to charge fee to... the giant cheeseburger

For potentially causing obesity? Good.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
USA to charge fee to... no prophet

Indeed. And that's perhaps why there's plenty of them there. Mostly self-appointed ones, though.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Paul & the Exorcized daronmedway

Nice imagery there.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Would you eat insects? Pine Marten
From what I hear pine martens eat anything that's offered.
 
Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
We are subject to our Marvin the Martian.

All hail [Overused]

Damn straight.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Acceptance of a Gay... Hawk

Everyone's free to choose their bird.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Someone Please Call... Sine Nomine

How do you call someone who doesn't have a name?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Contains all mousethief

I don't think he can be contained.
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
The All New Mornington piglet

what are the powers of a mornington piglet?

[ 31. May 2013, 07:09: Message edited by: FooloftheShip ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Weddings and Civil... Doublethink

Yes, I think it is perfectly normal —wise even— to doublethink civilly before entering a wedding.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Racism ... in cats. Moo

A cat that can speak foreign languages can't be that racist.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
There is too little IngoB.

Come on Ingo, post more!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Paul and Jesus on marriage... Custard


After doing the trick of turning water into wine at a couple of weddings, it became kind of boring, so why not invite a friend and try something else?

[ 03. June 2013, 11:45: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Reading is a discount... Chorister


They only sing their lines if you pay the full price.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Feast of the Sacred Angloid

More tea? More cake?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Paul and Jesus on marriage custard

I don't recall many New Testament recommendations on sex games between married adults, but whatever

(with apologies to Le Roc ... whose contribution I saw too late)

[ 04. June 2013, 11:25: Message edited by: Zappa ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Zappa: (with apologies to Le Roc ... whose contribution I saw too late)
No problem, your comment was funnier!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Organ playing at St... Meaculpa

Okay, now we're going to play Abide With Me. What? The congregation is starting to sing Rock of Ages? Ah, that is on the liturgy sheet. Right, what note does that song start on? Let's try a B. I shouldn't have drunk so much yesterday. Now, where did my left shoe go? It's stuck between the pedals. So that's where this low, humming sound is coming from. I'm getting bored. How many verses does this song have anyway? Do you think I could put some Shine, Jesus, Shine in?
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Historical fiction (Twilight)

First time I've heard third-rate vampire dreck described as "historical".
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Portable or Temporary ... Porridge
The mind boggles. [Projectile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Do Christians all worship hanginginthere...

...no, only the sky divers.
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
You learn something new every ... Evensong

True story
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Do Christians all worship... Jay-Emm

No. They worship Jay-Cee. Duh.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Do Christians all worship... Jay-Emm

No. They worship Jay-Cee. Duh.

Better him than Jay-Z.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
mousethief: Better him than Jay-Z.
Hadn't thought of that [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Do Christians all worship... Zach82

No. See here.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Motto for the Christian... Drifting Star


Bethlehem should be somewhere down, err ... here! I guess.
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
Married saints with...Hedgehog

Well, it's an unusual wedding present, but if it was on the list...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Feast of the Sacred Hart

Are we playing change-a-letter with the Church calendar? 'Cause whatever you come up with can probably pass at TEC's next General Convention.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
After posting in Purg I just saw:

Death as a release from ... Trudy Scrumptious

I hope that's not how my husband thinks of that whole "till death do us part" thing.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
There and back again...Galloping Granny

And there she is, on the inside rail...
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
From Eccles:

Managing a personal Golden Key.


Thanks, no. I can manage myself on my own.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Inclusive and Expansive seasick

Wave upon wave of nausea...


Freedom of Conscience...Palimpsest

Like I said, I reserve the right to change my mind.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
That perfect missed... Higgs Bosun

I thought they'd found it already?
 
Posted by A.Pilgrim (# 15044) on :
 
Hymns and songs that... (Moo)

Worship from All creatures great and small?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Christianity is basically quetzalcoatl

Okay, now THAT is syncretism.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
There is too little Evensong

Ah, but if they replace it with Benediction...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2013 Celebrity Death piglet
WTF?! Not sure if it is more strange that such a creature exists or that there have been more than one.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Would you install a... mousethief

I'm not sure how these work, but if they get rid of the little beasts, why not?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Would you install a Mere Nick

No, I'd want some advanced Nick features.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Would you install a lilBuddha

No, I'd install a great big one!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
There is too little lilBuddha
There are some who think just the opposite.
Granted they are wrong, but....
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Gay weddings - what... Porridge

Duck!!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Orfeo hits Sucker Free... orfeo


Some kind of fight between Good Orfeo and Bad Orfeo?

(And may we bet on the outcome? [Biased] )
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
God's Wrath and Indignation Jolly Jape

'Playful tiff' is the expression I think You're looking for.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Literally living in piglet
Cannot be much room in there. But, on the plus side, if you get stuck you can eat your way out....
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Literally living in cheesymarzipan

Just... just... [Eek!]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Literally living in... Firenze

A number of Italians are. And a lovely city it is, too!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
One in 3 women are lilBuddha
Torn between as if and Thank God!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Tax Avoidance is a
Marsupial


I thought it was reptilian.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
One in 3 women are... no prophet

So 2 out of 3 are? That would explain a lot of things I'm reading in the Gospel of Luke.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The sinlessness of mousethief

... and other fantasies
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
One in 3 women are... Penny S

This sounds like a remake of Being John Malkovich.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
The sinlessness of Prester John

That's a great story.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful... Heavenly Anarchist

Hallelujah! [Smile]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Do you find these English... Enoch

Yes, sometimes I find them quite enough. Oh, isn't that what you asked?
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
One in three women are Kelly Alves

Can I have whatever it is that you're on?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Disputable since Vatican 2, but:

Calling the Church Ad Orientum
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I'm having this before you even start!

Baptist announced as Anglican Zappa
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Calling the Church Chorister

"Hey, I know you're normally busy on Sundays, but we really need an extra soprano next weekend. We pay better than the church does, I'm sure!"
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is Pope Francis a surprise... Gramps49

Doesn't gramps mean grandfather? That would definitely be a surprise!

[ 27. June 2013, 00:19: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
House of Bishops may ken
Despite all evidence to the contrary.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Airports: best, worst... Heavenly Anarchist

A winged messenger from above? Or from below??
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
orfeo's Sad Little... Organ Builder

Is that to say orfeo has a sad little organ?
 
Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :
 
I noticed that after I posted, and given the content of the thread I rather suspected it would end up here.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
orfeo's Sad Little comet

Monteverdi's attempt at a children's book?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Towns and cities with chorister

I pity your town or city if no one can sing!

[ 30. June 2013, 20:18: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Tax Avoidance is a... Mere Nick

I guess it depends on how much you nick!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Happiness is... Welease Woderwick

[Big Grin]

Isn't it strange how few people in my past have said that?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Medical effects of... Doublethink

Confusion?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Medical effects of... Firenze

It's well-documented as the Firenze syndrome!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Medical effects of Mudfrog

You suck one and go tripping for hours - it's well documented [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Andy Murray - before Evensong...

...and Anne Murray after Matins!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Evolution to be taught Alan Cresswell
I suspect he knows it already.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Unless it's that evolution itself is learning Alan, which is rather scary. Perhaps it is going to use Alan as it's next model to improve the rest of the species?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Off with that person's Porridge!

Be off with it, I say!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
One in 3 women are Kelly Alves

Now there's a frightening thought!

[Biased]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
From Purg:

CofE is a powerful Exclamation Mark!
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Not designed to be... Beethoven

Justin Bieber's motto.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I just opened the boards home to see this wonderful series of FLPs:

Hosts and administrators Welease Woderwick
The H&As have started taking prisoners? [Ultra confused]

(I'll skip the "Not designed to be..." since there's a good one for it just above this post)

One in three women are Doc Tor
Then how come on TV 0 out of 11 have been?

The Episcopal Church Ad Orientum
Surely there's more than one!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Not designed to be... L'organist

There need to be singers, too!

[ETA: As well as correct spelling!]

[ 17. July 2013, 09:28: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
One in 3 women are Kelly Alves

Now there's a frightening thought!

[Biased]

It's how she manages to post so much [Devil]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Wow, I'm catching up to Sir Kevin! [Yipee]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eucharistic Vestments... Basilica

No, you'll find this is rather a building than a vestment. Try again.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Moving to Stockholm Imaginary Friend
Wow! What did you do to cause even your self created being leave country?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Moving to Stockholm... comet

Seek cøver!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
jesus and mary Magdalene... Highfive

Strangely, this scene isn't in the Bible in the part where the women visit the grave. But it would be a good illustration of Christus Victor.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes you furious? OddJob

I like having an odd job. Better than a boring one.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Born a child and yet...Hawk

That would be a griffin or something, wouldn't it?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Born a child and yet... Boogie

No one to young to boogie! [Cool]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Born a child and yet... no prophet

Bloody right he ain't. You think we can put every child that is born in the prophecy business? It's going to be awfully busy in the desert, have you thought of that? Next thing you know, they'll all want a book in the Bible too. It's heavy enough as it is, you know.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Martha and Mary ... Moo

while Peter and Paul ...


(I'm sorry it's late in the evening.)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What makes you furious? (Exclamation Mark)

Thanks for spelling it out - the symbol itself makes me furious!

Oops, just pissed myself off... [Mad]
 
Posted by A.Pilgrim (# 15044) on :
 
Should Christians criticise ... mousethief
Well.......... why not? [Two face]

(And any shipmate could apply here, just so's MT doesn't feel particularly got at. [Smile] )

[ 27. July 2013, 19:08: Message edited by: A.Pilgrim ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by A.Pilgrim:
Should Christians criticise ... mousethief
Well.......... why not? [Two face]

And they do. Much of it deserved. [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Should Christians criticize... moron

Possibly. But also pray - to be even moron target.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is there a future for Marvin the Martian

Might that not depend on Mrs Martian?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A well-earned retirement? Chorister

Many a church seems to rely on this being a popular choice for folks' golden years.

Go ahead, join the choir. You've earned it!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Where do we draw the Anglican_Brat?

Presumably near the public scaffold after the Hanging and before the Quartering.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is there a future for kankucho

Someday.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Moving to Stockholm... comet

Seek cøver!

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The government, porn Boogie

Taking erotic dancing to a new level.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Kids! Are we allowed to sell PeteC?
Not sure what the going rate for curmudgeon is...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
UKIP MEP embarrasses lilBuddha
I think they embarrass humanity.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Depression is just Spiffy

No. No, it isn't.
 
Posted by Carex (# 9643) on :
 
Kids! Discussing your pants.


Kids will do that.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Oprah, a handbag and...Golden Key

At that price I would expect no less.

[ 12. August 2013, 06:16: Message edited by: Amos ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Martha and Mary Moo

That's a bit of a low blow.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Accommodation near...moonlitdoor

Sounds romantic! [Angel]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Accommodation near... no prophet

That's what I want. The noise they make! Not to mention the flies around them. There goes the neighbourhood.

[ 12. August 2013, 23:01: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What stops you from the giant cheeseburger

Well, I try to keep away from junk food.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
What do we need in leo

Well, Regulus, Algieba and Denebola would be good star(t)s! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Gay weddings - what Curiosity killed ...

No need to comment on that [Smile]
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Will fracking make...the giant cheeseburger

I think you'll need some meat and cheese for that.

Moo
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
A problem with the Porridge
Oh. Lumps again?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
UK judge sanctions Panda

The hearing was held at the zoo, presumably.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do we need in Bishop's Finger

Bones, sinews, tendons, muscles, cartilage, maybe some subcutaneous fat (but not a lot).
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
A problem with the lilBuddha
A problem of not getting enough lilBuddha, right? Right?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Slightest Discomfort - CuppaT

Yes indeed, the British cure for all ills.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Boards closing for... Wesley J

I may need to get a life! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:

Now, what to do with all that time.......

Good question!

[Smile]

Boards closing for...Boogie
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Boards closing for...Boogie

NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed [Smile]

[ 24. August 2013, 09:43: Message edited by: Boogie ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Boards closing for...Boogie

NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed [Smile]
I think the tautology there may be unnecessary.
 
Posted by Anglo Catholic Relict (# 17213) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Boards closing for...Boogie

NOW we know what those naughty Admins will be getting up to while the boards are closed [Smile]
I think the tautology there may be unnecessary.
Isn't it always? [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
[Hot and Hormonal]

Indeed yes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Christ's Resurrection Curiosity killed ...

That's a bit depressing. Surely God's greater than this!
 
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on :
 
Depressing that the most notice I get for returning is the number of times I feature here! I guess it's my fault for having a verb in my user name.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Towns and cities with fluff

I've never seen one of those, but Great Yarmouth has way too much sand in the streets, even for a place on the beach.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Baby Boomers Boogie
Much to the embarrassment of their children.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Pine Marten

Dear God, please let there be enough nuts and berries this season, so I don't starve. Amen.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Learning to discern South Coast Kevin

You can normally discern him arguing with Gamaliel about participation in worship... [Razz]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Calling I Wank A Lot... Boogie

There are many names for it. And there's some movement, too. Or so I'm told.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
I don't understand...Hedgehog

Yeah. I get that a lot. Even in real life.
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
Hosptial Chaplaincy - introducing... Evensong

May the Lord have mercy on us all. [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Hosptial Chaplaincy - introducing... Evensong

May the Lord have mercy on us all. [Ultra confused]

Especially for your spelling.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Broken Golden Key

Do you take it to a goldsmith or a locksmith for repair?
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
if you could ask a... (Chorister)

I'd like to know what sort of music we need for same-sex weddings... [Biased]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The All-New Mornington piglet

Bacon Street.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jbohn:
if you could ask a... (Chorister)

I'd like to know what sort of music we need for same-sex weddings... [Biased]

I'm thinking...

Rise Up, O Men of God
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
The Ugly Reality of Curiosity Killed...

Sorry CK... [Hot and Hormonal]

Note to self, don't post on that thread...

AFZ
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
The Ugly Reality of alienfromzog

D'oh! [Mad] [Hot and Hormonal] [Waterworks] [Paranoid]

[Killing me] [Killing me]

AFZ
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Hosting Changes - Farewell... Porridge

Bring on the chocolate and the gin?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The ugly reality of Cod

Undeniably delicious, but nothing in the looks department.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Well, with that ugliness out of the way, we move to more existential questions. Next time your 2-year-old keeps asking, "Why?" you can try this non-explanation and see where it gets you:

It's because mousethief
 
Posted by Curiosity killed ... (# 11770) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by alienfromzog:
The Ugly Reality of Curiosity Killed...

Sorry CK... [Hot and Hormonal]

Note to self, don't post on that thread...

AFZ

I just posted there again! Ah well
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
And she sleeps with Net Spinster

Well why the heck doesn't she just marry her?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Idiosyncratic hymn scuffleball

Sounds kinda fun - what are the rules of the game? (Or is "scuffleball" the name of an idiosyncratic hymn?)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
I don't understand lilBuddha
That simply means you might still posses at least a finger-hold on sanity.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The story of the Jews - Holy smoke

No, that's the story of the Anglo-Catholics.

I don't understand Spiffy

You might not wanna let her know that.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
The story of the Jews - Holy smoke

No, that's the story of the Anglo-Catholics.

I don't understand Spiffy

You might not wanna let her know that.

Actually I think that's her preferred mode.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Yes, but then she has the upper hand AND knows it!

Does the whole Raptor Eye

No, just its eyes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Disestablishment of... Baptist Trainfan

Bus replacement service?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Full Monty,
The Big Lebowski
and now
Does the whole Bullfrog

[ 09. September 2013, 03:01: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Did Moses exist and Boogie

Well, that's an obscure midrash.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Onesimus, slave of... mousethief

Clearly, Mousethief has moved up in society, down South and a few centuries down memory lane. But then, he's always been onesimus of a kind.
 
Posted by moonlitdoor (# 11707) on :
 
Ecclesiantics : what is a fresh expression ?

Kerygmania : A wacky story
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What's the matter with Panda

It's a carnivore with a vegetarian diet.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Onesimus, slave of Porridge

First, he had to acknowledge that he was powerless over oatmeal, and his life had become unmanageable.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
One-liners from your leo

I heard a very faint miaow a few minutes ago.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
One-liners from your mousethief

Business as usual, then.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Paul Butler to be new Gwai
Wonder what Bullfrog thinks about that... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger [Paranoid]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What's the matter with Bishop's finger?

I don't know, but everyone he chrismates with it winds up with a nasty rash.

[ 15. September 2013, 20:45: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
Fasting for children - the Giant Cheeseburger [Paranoid]

Makes perfect sense - it won't fit in their little mouths!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
One-liners from your quetzalcoatl
I don't have a quetzalcoatl, did not know it was an option. I rather want one, good for keeping the rodents at bay and keeping one's neck warm as well.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Jesus, Salvation, and...Arethosemyfeet

The three great theological questions.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
One-liners from your Hedgehog.

Frankly, I wish he'd shut up. I've had enough of those sharp, pointed rejoinders.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Jesus, Salvation, and Hedgehog

Another best-seller from Elizabeth Gilbert.
 
Posted by Aelred of Riveaux (# 12833) on :
 
Good selection of FLPs at the moment:

Heaven: One-liners from your Hedgehog
Would that be 'Snuffle, snuffle, snuffle?'


Purgatory Why do we talk about Kelly Alves
Maybe its the ears

Ecclesiantics Home Communion to vulnerable leo
Can lions consume bread/wine?

Kerygmania Jesus, Salvation & Hedgehog
(voice of small child) "Mummy, will our garden hedgehog go to heaven?"
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Your kingdom come, mousethief

YES! Yes, by Me! Bwahahaha!
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Eternal, conscious Bullfrog

Now that would be hell.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Weirdness in Today's computergeek

Computer geeks have always been weird.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Did Moses exist, and mousethief

I can be quite certain that one of us did.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Weirdness in Today's Kelly Alves
So it is only today's KA? When do the others appear?
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Did Moses exist, and mousethief

I can be quite certain that one of us did.

So you're an ordered pair, then? [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
All Hail the Ukulele... Baptist Trainfan

I guess that's ok - as long as he doesn't play it in the silent coach... [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How Rich is Rich? Enoch

Enoch is enoch. Don't be greedy.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Did Moses exist and chris stiles

At the same time?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Will there ever be Porridge

Yes, be patient and eat your toast.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Did Moses exist and... Ad Orientem

If he did, that's where he was.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Did Moses exist and boogie?
He'd be very dull if he did and didn't.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Did Moses Exist And Boogie?

Did he walk like an Egyptian? [Biased]
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Park this RooK

Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Park this RooK

Checkmate with a flaming pitchfork.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
TICTH kitten
I am more a dog person, but this is harsh.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Aelred of Riveaux: Ecclesiantics
Home Communion to vulnerable leo
Can lions consume bread/wine?

Yes, but they'll probably consume the celebrant with it.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is there life from... Porridge

Well, when I was a student I left mine in the fridge once for two weeks...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Did Moses Exist And Boogie?

Did he walk like an Egyptian? [Biased]

[Overused]
 
Posted by kingsfold (# 1726) on :
 
I killed a rat and... Wesley J

T'was an accident, I tell you...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do you do when hanginginthere

Well, surf the net, read a book, get a snack.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Pope Francis interview ... bad man

I understand that he came as a bit of a shock to some sectors of the Church, but there's no need to be calling him names.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Park this comet...

... preferably somewhere out in the Asteroid Belt.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Did Moses exist and Ad Orientam

Well, I'm sure he faced east at least part of the time.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pointless Francophile

Less so now, perhaps, as the US are making up with the French again?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Will there ever be Tea

Spoken like a true English-person.

[ 25. September 2013, 06:15: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Greenpeace and Arctic Hawk.

Forget whales, it's the snow-dwelling airborne rat hunters we need to save now!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
MT gets called mousethief

If that's the worst thing I get called in the next 7 days, it'll be a banner week.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Peradventure there ExclamationMark

If you must and as long as it is only the one.
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I killed a rat and The Kat in the Hat

What is this? A rather gritty children's book?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
I killed a rat and ... Moo

The strangest sounds they make when they die.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Daft conspiracy theories (Hedgehog)

I doubt they conspire to anything much worse than hogging hedges.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful... Heavenly Anarchist

That would be our Lord then, wouldn't it. [Angel] [Votive]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
One-liners from your ArachnidinElmet

A talking spider [Eek!] . Whatever next, talking donkeys?
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Are LGBT people routinely ButchCassidy ?

No I think that's just a stereotype.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
MT gets called mousethief

Well, yes....
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Any Teachers of ESL... Boogie

Some truly do! They rock!
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard

Gave 'em both barrels did you?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Any Teachers of ESL... Tea

It's part of the job perks. [Smile]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Amos:
I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard

Gave 'em both barrels did you?

Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
The Silver Chair (CS moron)

Now, I know people have varied feelings about St. Clive, but that seems a little harsh.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How can Christians Evensong

Possibly because of the sheer poetry of it when done properly.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Daily Mail Hates lilBuddha
Forgone conclusion even without the test. Badge of honour, I think.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Amos:
I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard

Gave 'em both barrels did you?

Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
No, no no. It goes:

I killed a rat not in a shy way.
But more, much more than this I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaaaay.

 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Amos:
I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard

Gave 'em both barrels did you?

Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
No, no no. It goes:

I killed a rat not in a shy way.
But more, much more than this I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaaaay.

Get with the times, fogey. It's:
I killed a rat and I liked it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.


[ 03. October 2013, 21:54: Message edited by: Ariston ]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
OK, I just want to say for the record that Ariston totally stole that joke from me. [Razz]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
You're both way behind [Biased]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
[Overused] [Overused] [Overused]

I stand corrected.
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
OK, I just want to say for the record that Ariston totally stole that joke from me. [Razz]

While she may not have been first, yes, I did half-steal that from Kelly, but briefly thought about changing a few of KP's lyrics. Still, thanks to her, I haven't been able to clear that song from my head.

Dear Bunny: thank you for ruining a song I didn't actually like in the first place.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
How can Christians Boogie

First they must check it's the appropriate place. It wouldn't do at Choral Evensong, for instance.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How do you handle a Baptist Trainfan

With an oily rag?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
How do you handle a moonlitdoor?

I get a moonlitkey and insert it in the moonlitlock before turning the moonlithandle. Hopefully, this moominworks.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
How do you handle a blackbeard

Trim occasionally and keep food out of it.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are these people complete... mousethief

One is. The others are imposters and incomplete.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
How do you handle a doublethink?
With a lot more respect than a single think.
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Is there strength in... (Gwai)

I'm voting yes...
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is there strength in... Frankenstein

Oh yes. That's one of the reasons why it was rejected by its maker.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by jbohn:
Is there strength in... (Gwai)

I'm voting yes...

Damned fucking straight.

On that note...

Is there strength in Bullfrog

CROAK!!!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Friend with whom you comet

Nobody comets with me anymore. Or asteroids, either.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Friend with whom you comet

Nobody comets with me anymore. Or asteroids, either.

Did you planet that way?

(I'll get my coat on the way out)
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
MT gets called .......(Pearl B4 Swine)

Correct. MT is my sock-puppet. Or is it the other way around? I get confused.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Are there plans to Doublethink

Legion.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
How do you handle a Jade Constable

With care. On the one hand it might be valuable and on the other you don't want to be charged with assaulting a police officer.
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Add a word, ruin a mousethief

Which word, "caught"? Police?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Add a word, ruin a Stetson

Well, yeah, writing on your nice hat is a bad idea.
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful...kitten

Skweee! Oh God, I just died of the cuteness overload.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Is cheekiness a quinessentially lilBuddha
Cheek is certainly the most polite description I receive.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Are there plans to Alan Cresswell

No, but he might get a good Michaeling!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Reading is a discount... chive

Really not expensive, and good for you.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Limited spirituality ... Schroedinger's cat

There's a 50% chance that he's spiritual, 50% that he's not. We'll only know when we open the box.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are there plans to... Doublethink

I think it's wise to think twice, occasionally.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Right wing people can Moo

Mad cow disease anyone?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Better airport names... Baptist Trainfan

That works in a kind of [Paranoid] way.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Sign of Peace -... Bishops Finger

Except for the held up middle one?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Will there ever be .. Religious indoctrination

Cain and Abel could well have been the first victims.

[ 23. October 2013, 19:17: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Favourite word of the... no prophet

Well whatever it is it won't be the word of the LORD if he's no prophet!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The royal christening (Anglican_Brat)

[Killing me]

A remark by the Duke of Edinburgh, praps? [Biased]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Religious indoctrination Porridge

But do they make Islamic Porridge and Hindu Porridge and Christian Porridge?
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Add a word, ruin a wet kipper

OK, it just sounded funny to me. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
Fuck you, Black Dog - Curiosity killed...

Problems between these two, eh?

Whether rain or arguing, its just c**s and d**s!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Bogies/Boogers... Boogie

That was just too good to miss.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What are the signals... Baptist Trainfan

There's a whole thread in Heaven where this can be discussed! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
What are the signals... Baptist Trainfan

There's a whole thread in Heaven where this can be discussed! [Big Grin]

Well, it seems to have run into the buffers lately! Or run out of steam.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Big Cricket Match Ariel to open the batting, Caliban to bowl.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How do you handle a daisydaisy

By the stemstem.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Question about moving the giant cheeseburger:

What size truck will we need?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Question about moving Porridge

Use a spoon.
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Question about moving Porridge

Use a spoon.

If it's still moving, I ain't gonna eat it.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Lead us not into temptation Jammy Dodger...

...I'm on a diet!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Countries/places with... the giant cheeseburger

USA/hamburger joints
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2013 Celebrity Death piglet
Is this a Death piglet that's famous or a Death piglet that targets Celebrities?
Hold on, 2013? Is this a continuous programme? Is this another Protection Command scheme?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Who are you really? churchgeek

I only post this to tell something that happened in August. I was home for my annual visit, and my sister wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. She decided they'd come to my church on the Sunday I was there, because she wanted him to meet me in my "natural habitat." [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Saudia Arabia a lilBuddha

No, whatever it is it's pretty Big!

Pretty dry, too.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
We need to pay... no prophet

They're supposed to walk through the desert in rags and eat grashoppers and stuff.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Charismatic liberalism (Jolly Jape)

No, really, it's a thing! Liberals, you can be Charismatic. Charismatics, you can be liberal. Hey, why are you all laughing at me? I'm being serious!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rev returns Spring... not entirely me

Not totally autobiographic, then? Frankly, it was always sold as a piece of fiction.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Will there ever be no prophet

I hope not. Without a vision, the people perish.
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
We need to pay ... Marvin the Martian

... but what's the going rate?
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Daily exposure to nature:... Moo
How appropriate!

Wedding music from... Anglican't
As long as this doesn't include Kumbaya, I really don't care!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Wedding music from...Baptist Trainfan

Toots the horn and blows the whistle?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What can we say about... Galloping Granny

Well, she's galloping, for a start.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Go away. I'm adoring mrs whibley

Me and mrs whibley
We've got a thiiiiiiiing going on ...
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Calling Mudfrog and Twilight

'cause we'd like a peaceful evening by the pond!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Memory Eternal, Sir... Wesley J

I'm not dead yet! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Memory Eternal, Sir... Wesley J

I'm not dead yet! [Paranoid]

No, but you appear to have been knighted. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Big Grin]

fucking itching and... Moo

Foot and mouth? Gharstly nightmares? Or just another firm of solicitors?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Everyone Wants My Graven Image

To comment further would be vain.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Thirteen and counting (Arethosemyfeet)

Good God, I hope not! What are you, a centipede?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Twerking words into ... Stetson

In the works
with the berks
as the adolescent twerks
his words into his hat
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Dr who? Hedgehog.
What kind of surrealist answer is this?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do Christians over-rate Gamaliel?

Well, I had to remind myself who he was via Google, but I may not be typical.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Climb Down Out of My Kelly Alves

If she asks you to, that is.
 
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on :
 
Wedding music from... Beethoven

Sounds like a better choice than many of the things on that thread!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Drugs Now Legal if... seekingsister

But will they help to find her?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Yorick complains about Boogie

It leads to...other things.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Drugs Now Legal if... South Coast Kevin

Better don't rename the South Coast then, I'd say!
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Wedding music from... L'organist

What were you expecting?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is Messianic Judaism Holy Smoke

Not since the destruction of the Temple in 70 AD. [Frown]
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
Thanks be to God for his word ... Moo

We're all hindu now... [Yipee]
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Wedding music from Alex Cockell.

I thought he was a techie, not a musician!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Personal Jesus - lilBuddha
Just a tad too syncretic, perhaps.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Wedding music from orfeo
In a minor key, I presume. Perhaps F or Ab.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Contemporary Traditional Custard

Vanilla flavour, of course.
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Lead us not into temptation (daisymay)

I think the point of the prayer would be hoping that Daisy may not lead us that way.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Kung Fu Fighting Squirrel

Defending his acorns ferociously!
 
Posted by the giant cheeseburger (# 10942) on :
 
Stonespring's same <anybody who posts on that thread>

Sockpuppetry?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Whatchamacallit Beethoven

Erm, music?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do you have it? Use k-mann

Apply directly to the forehead.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Isn't it time IngoB, IngoB

I just feel there's a song in that, a nice moderate rhythm.

Oh isn't it time, IngoB, IngoB
Yes isn't it time, IngoB, IngoB

 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Value of Not Understanding... Zach82

Saves a lot of time and effort of the Boards [Smile]
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
Stonespring's Same... (stonespring)

That would be Stonespring then
 
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Do you have it? Use k-mann

Apply directly to the forehead.

LOL - sounds more like a salve for a rash in a private area.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Idolisation of... quetzalcoatl

... was quite real in certain times of old.
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
How CofE are you Sir Kevin

I think we should be told...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Standardized Spelling Porridge

I would say that it is P-O-R-A-G-E but I am willing to be convinced.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Is Standardized Spelling Porridge

I would say that it is P-O-R-A-G-E but I am willing to be convinced.

Scott's Porage Oats would agree.

[Smile]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Shit pastors say... Moo

I've heard them say worse than that.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shit pastors say no prophet

Crap indeed. Prophets are essential for Christendom.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Pie Thread Moo
That kind of pie hasn't yet been brought up on the thread.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Rabbit tries to herd jedijudy.

I can see why that might be a difficult job.

Moo
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
Rabbit tries to herd jedijudy.

I can see why that might be a difficult job.

Moo

Larger mammals have tried.
[Biased]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Can someone lend me Schroedinger's cat

With or without the box?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2013 Calendar of piglet
Simultaneous thoughts of cuuuute!, disturbing and YUM!

No, not for the same versions of that idea. I am not that strange. Well, not most of the time.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Can someone lend me chive

I'm making baked potatoes!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Isn't it time IngoB... IngoB

The future's not ours to see
What will be, IngoB?
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
Are you brighter than Boris ... Jane

Well, are you?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can someone lend me... Martin PC not & Ship's Biohazard

Why that then? Are you planning a terrorist attack? Request denied. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The Purpose of a Church... The Undercover Christian

Uhm, you may want to think over this strategy. If a Christian wants to go undercover, a church may not be the best place to hide.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How can I enjoy heaven... Boogie

Quite. [Cool] [Yipee]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Organic Fertiliser... (Leaf)

as against fruit. Or stem. Though basically it's all bloody humus (and posthumous, too I guess)
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
Haggis Hunt by Baptist Trainfan

Looks and sounds like a headline from a provincial newspaper [Snigger]

Of course, it really harks to the splendid poem from Captain Beaky:

The Haggis season has begun,
All over Scotland every gun
Is taken down with loving care
Though some prefer the Haggis snare
The Haggis are a wiley lot
That's why they are so seldom shot...


I know it was considered rather twee but my 6 year-old (step)grandchild adores Captain Beaky - especially Harold, the rather lonely Frog.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Certainty, Doubt and seekingsister

That reads as very Quakerly, somehow.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Christmas traditions - Og, King of Bashan
...probably didn't have any.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Authors who have changed... no prophet

Probably most of them. (Prophets are not supposed to be swayed by anyone but God, I would think.)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
(With deep apologies to Lyda, especially if I'm mispronouncing her name!)


Isn't it time IngoB Lyda*Rose

No. He shouldn't lyda*anyone. Lying is wrong.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Israel and Palestine... Ad Orientem

Seems about right.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
What's in your garage? ... Beethoven

A piano?

(I've actually been in Beethoven's birth house in Bonn, Germany, and I didn't see a garage.)
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Purg Thread about Giving...the giant cheeseburger

Nom nom!!
 
Posted by Stumbling Pilgrim (# 7637) on :
 
The Purpose of a Church ... Jammy Dodger

To go with the after-service coffee, surely?
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
...
(I've actually been in Beethoven's birth house in Bonn, Germany, and I didn't see a garage.)

Perhaps he didn't have a car. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
A truly vile book that Palimpsest

Recycling, good idea.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Radio 4 John Humphries... Curiosity killed ...

I think he actually makes you more curious, certainly not less!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A truly vile book that... Kelly Alves

Not at all. A truly marvellous gem, the Book of Kell's. [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Annoying Christmas Kitten

The kind that climbs the tree and demolishes the angel on top.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Everyone's a little lilBuddha

Just how diminutive does that make us, then? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
If you meet the Buddha on the road, challenge her posts. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Ooh, Kelly thinks herself clever she does.
Well, let me tell you, um, well, that was clever.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Why did Jesus have no prophet

He had John the Baptist. That should count for something.
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
What happens to the Kitten?
Depends on whether or not we find Campbelite's recipe book.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What happens to the... cheesymarzipan

It gets eaten? Especially if there's no other food in the house.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Are Smokers Bad Tempered? ... Chill

Good idea.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Will there ever be Boogie

Just wait until the music starts!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Add a Word, ruin a pimple

Only were it this easy.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Inquire within, General Hedgehog
Colonel Badger will assist you over by the mums, sir!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
When you go to Heaven, balaam...

...don't forget to take your ass with you.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When you go to Heaven... Kelly Alves

Awwww! She is an angel. [Angel] (But she's got an axe! [Eek!] )
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Inconsiderate bastard... Wesley J

That's me all right. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Father Christmas Doesn't Try
Flying 'round the world, visiting billions, IN. ONE. NIGHT?!!!
That isn't trying?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Martin is a nasty left Tortuf

Is that better or worse than being a Right Tortuf?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Doctor Who (The Rogue)

Yes, he is, isn't he? Even before he was the only Time Lord left.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Alan Turing--possible Boogie

I've heard of dancing on a grave, but in it?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Father Christmas doesn't Boogie [Frown]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Priestly genitalia .. Arethosemyfeet
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Good vicar = growing... Curiosity killed ...

No. That's a bad vicar.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Good vicar = growing... Chorister

Goodness in vicars helps. Decent food and a good night's rest as well, especially when you're a young chorister.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Thank God for Your lilBuddha
Um, hmmmm.....
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Happy New Year: or... PaulBC

Can't we have both? [Help]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Thank God for Your Galloping Granny

Indeed!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
(Sorta) sorry for the DP... I read this one in the voice people use when speaking to their adorable little dogs:

You are a self-righteous lilBuddha
Yes you are! Oh yes you are! Who's a self-righteous lilBuddha?

(...and the tail wags and face licks and kisses ensue. Self-righteously, of course.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Hang on, girl! If you are going to offer kisses, be prepared to deliver. Call me here just to tease... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Everlasting Smudgie

What a truly terrifying thought!
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Everlasting Smudgie

What a truly terrifying thought!

Mwahahahahahahahahahaha..... you'd love it!
[Snigger]

(and there was not the slightest thought of FLP in my mind when I chose the thread title... honest [Two face] )
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry... Smudgie

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sherlock - triumphant... Schroedinger's cat

The great detective has solved another mystery: it's alive and well!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
You are a self-righteous mousethief

Yeah, yeah, I know.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry piglet
You want to keep that muscle nice and tender. Erm, I mean, you don't want the little dear straining.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Everlasting... pimple

How it feels when you're 14 and you've got one in most obtrusive, obvious place on your face.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Keep calm and carry Jengie Jon.

Has a nice ring to it [Smile]
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Let's bitch about the basso.

Damn. Am I flat again?

(How's that for self-defense?)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why No Such Thing As lilBuddha

What?! You do not believe in me? I'm not Real?
ohno! colour draining from skin....now becoming transparent....only faint sound of beating heart, slowly fading.... Someone believe in me! Quickly! AHHHHHhhhh.....


ETA: Fading so quickly I cannot even manage simple coding.

[ 07. January 2014, 17:34: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Don't worry, it's all that meditation.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Secret of the Universe - Chocoholic

Listen, Ye children to the Enlightenment brought by the sacred bean.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Everlasting Smudgie

The rollicking new musical about the wacky antics of an irresistible penguin, and the countless adoring swains who compete for her favors.

(no charge, Smudge. [Biased] )
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Everlasting Eutychus

St. Paul just won't let him stay dead.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Bringing children into Gwai

Surely that's her husband's job?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Say the Magic Moo
And the milk turns Chocolate!
 
Posted by Amorya (# 2652) on :
 
In Hell:

Let's bitch about the…
Bishops Finger
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
God's Cadets: BBC Documentary fluff

Not a fan of the documentary, huh?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Doubting Chocoholic

Shall I have another choccie, or not? Well, I think I shall.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Street preaching in LutheranChik

That is to say designer clothes that force the wearer to sit when singing happens
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Secret Of The Universe ... Golden Key

Are you the Gatekeeper?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Did you notice mousethief

mouse who?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Did you notice mousethief

mouse who?

Harsh. [Waterworks]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Seventh-Day Adventists seekingsister selling seashells by the seashore?
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
Why did Jesus have Evensong.

Because he was Anglican. Stoopid.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Let's Bitch About the Stercus Tauri
Pretty wide subject area, yeah? Especially when we do not all agree what counts.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Why was (is) Benedict... IngoB

It's a sort of re-in (now-in) carnation(s) thingie.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry A Pilgrim.

P-p-p-p-ick-up-a-pilgrim.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
What if profits were no_prophet

(Sigh)

Too easy.
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry...Thyme

mmmmm - calm and sweet smelling [Big Grin]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Location, Location, Thyme

That's not how I remember that saying. [Confused]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
When is it time to... Zappa

I'm-a gonna zappa someone right now!
 
Posted by Wet Kipper (# 1654) on :
 
did you notice...Alan Cresswell

He's a bit hard to miss, with ordinance that big under his arm
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
'The higher up the... piglet

Various comments spring to mind. Alas, none of them really suitable for a young pig and its followers. Thus, I shall restrain myself - for once. [Two face]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Difficult relatives Curiosity killed ...

The final method to get rid of them, at last?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry Chocoholic
How on earth shall I keep calm carrying Chocoholic? Not only will I not be able to hold chocolate myself, she'll be eating what we do find.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
And all the chocolate I've eaten makes carrying me harder [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry... balaam

... that's just what the ass did in the end. Good night, children!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Did you notice TurquoiseTastic

Hard to miss with that colour combo!
 
Posted by Nenya (# 16427) on :
 
The Sign of Peace - did you notice

Well, yes, but I was trying to pretend it wasn't happening.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
There is a special Schroedinger's cat

But is it alive or dead?
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Did you notice Mudfrog

Well, yes - but shouldn't (s)he be hibernating?
 
Posted by mark_in_manchester (# 15978) on :
 
Difficult relatives (mark_in_manchester)

So, the Lord still speaks.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why does anyone pay... Baptist Trainfan

That he can go and buy notebooks and pencils for his trainspotting, occasionally being baptised anew by a rain shower?
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
English Anglicanism and Cultural Identity ... Angloid
...s'obvious, innit?
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Restoration of the.... Ken

Oh surely he doesn't need restoring yet
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Restoration of the Cottontail
Got her foot back?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Let's Bitch About the comet
If only the Heaven's Gate people had done this instead.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What do you make of Alan Cresswell

Erm, soup?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Difficult relatives Left at the Altar

Clearly worth a try!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Keep calm and carry Boogie

Safely trussed, of course
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
Vestments for hot weather (Ecclesiastical Flip-flop)

In the correct liturgical colours, naturally.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
Keep calm and carry Daisydaisy

Even if your tandem has got a puncture, there's no point in panicking.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Let's Bitch About the Chocoholic
Only if she gets between me and my chocolate. Which is fairly much all good chocolate. And, well, the not so good in a pinch. Which means all chocolate, so commence the bitching!
Oooh, that Chocoholic, thinking she can call herself a chocoholic, when I am right and proper the very definition....
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry...Nenya

Well, as she's been under the weather, that would be very kind, thank you.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Desert Daughter, you... Erroneous Monk

Erroneous nun, surely!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Keep calm and carry piglet

To any BBQ.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Restoration of the Sober Preacher's Kid
Back on the twelve steps
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
Has Christianity become Good for Nothing

(That's a cracker!)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Bacon on the Big Screen by piglet

A bit morbid, don't you think?
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
[Eek!] I never thought of that. Or, now that I read a bit further up the page, of what Sioni said about barbecues ... [Waterworks]

[ 17. February 2014, 16:15: Message edited by: piglet ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Everlasting.... Jammy Dodger

Heavenly! [Angel]
 
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on :
 
One against me

Jesus had to transcend Barnabas62

A move achieved without any difficulty whatsoever.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
They shall take up... Eutychus

From whence he has fallen, carry him up the stairs, and hey presto, he shall be revived. [Angel]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus had to transcend... A.Pilgrim

Not unlikely.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
[Eek!] I never thought of that. Or, now that I read a bit further up the page, of what Sioni said about barbecues ... [Waterworks]

Oh, piglet, you know we love you. Now climb back under the banana leaves and someone will by by in a moment to tuck you in and warm you right up.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
They shall take up Bullfrog

After they got tired of picking up rattlesnakes...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
They shall take up Bullfrog
And they shall pull off its legs and they shall fry them.


BTW, [Projectile] They look like little people legs!!!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Father, Son, and Holy... mousethief

The Ship's most prolific poster finally elevated to Trinitarian glory?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
The Disciple Whom Jesus Charles Had a Splurge On

came in at 5th place in the 3.15 Three Legged Hurdling Stakes. Mr Charles is reported to have lost a significant sum of money backing him, but is still fairly upbeat and has two other disciples with promising form that he intends to enter for future events.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Full English or Continental Porridge

Neither, It's Scottish.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
We believe the Lord Kelly Alves
Lord Kelly Alves? My but the standards have fallen. Cash for Honours was bad enough, but this... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Crowdsourcing Baby, Golden Key?
Euphemise all you want, still just an orgy.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Mass Booklets vs using...(Prester John)

I'm not sure exactly how that would work.

Moo
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Father, Son, and Holy Higgs Bosun

The God particle of God.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Gospel of John,... Jammy Dodger

Brings a whole new meaning to Sweet Lord Jesus.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The right to destroy Schroedinger's cat

a) This will have the Heaven brigade wailing again...

b) Is that even possible??

[ 01. March 2014, 17:14: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
The right to destroy Schroedinger's cat

a) This will have the Heaven brigade wailing again...

b) Is that even possible??

It is both possible and impossible.
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Keeping warm - energy Porridge

Eat this porridge, and stay warm for 12 hours! Money back guaranteed!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
How close is this to Lamb Chopped

It's just on the other side of the rib roasts.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Ouch!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Can Someone Explain lilBuddha?
Good luck.

However, if you are able to, please share with me as I would like an explanation as well.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sexuality, Tolerance; ken?
Be more tolerance if they bothered to.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Unexpected item in Schroedinger's cat

No, really, that's what Schroedinger's been feeding the poor dear.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Disciple Whom Jesus Lamb Chopped

I thought He was a carpenter, not a butcher.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Unexpected item in... Kelly Alves

Chocolate? Or is that to be expected? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Wow. Considering how badly that could have turned out, I will happily take chocolate.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Awww! But we lurvz yoo! [Axe murder] [Angel]
 
Posted by Jammy Dodger (# 17872) on :
 
Father, Son and Holy Gamaliel

Nuff said really, but couldn't resist..."Holy Gamaliel Batman!"
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
no prophet in London...
(Curiosity killed ...)


But cats, it did kill many.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Unexpected item in Firenze

A church? A piazza? A statue? Maggie Smith drinking tea?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Genuflection in the Ecclesiastical Flip-Flop

Do these two forces cancel each other out?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Coffee Hour snacks - piglet

I think that is more like a main meal!
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
March Book Group-The Palimpsest

Well, OK. Unusual, but ...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Caribbean nations seek lilBuddha
Not I and I wonder about this.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Unexpected item in Bishop's Finger. Just when you were expecting a splinter, it turns out to be an angel.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Which jobs make you... Heavenly Anarchist

That's what I would like to know!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Which jobs make you... Schroedinger's cat

You work for Schroedinger and are a cat?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Which jobs make you... Schroedinger's cat

You work for Schroedinger and are a cat?

That seems dangerous. Or not.
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
Query about Anglican seasick

Uh, I don't think I want to know.

[ETS Silly stuff]

[ 22. March 2014, 14:06: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Caribbean nations seek Eliab

They seek him here, they seek him there
Those Caribbeans seek him everywhere
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry... Welease Woderwick

Has he eaten too much again and cannae walk?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Can anyone recommend Ian Climacus

Yeah, I reckon he's a good guy.
 
Posted by goperryrevs (# 13504) on :
 
Fuck you Hawaiian Ken

Someone's got stroppy playing with their Barbie dolls...

[ 24. March 2014, 09:14: Message edited by: goperryrevs ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
US evangelical pastor... mousethief

Now THAT is quite unorthodox! [Help]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Unexpected item in Chocoholic
A vegetable? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
That wouldn't be unexpected, that would be miraculous!
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
Are you my twin?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Fucking homophobic orfeo

There are no end of things I could say about how wrong that phrase is...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
From Sea to Sea to Horseman Bree

Hey, that rhymes AND scans! It's neither rap nor 21st century pop, then.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
From Sea to Sea to Horseman Bree

Hey, that rhymes AND scans! It's neither rap nor 21st century pop, then.

Doesn't make sense though. Early PoMo.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
While I wouldn't usually put one up about myself...

What would you like Chocoholic

Well, if you're offering... A bar of Lindt would go down nicely, maybe followed by a G&T?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Oh, dear, oh dear. Yes, a true chocoholic will take whatever is available in a pinch, but to ask for such pedestrian fodder... [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Darn you, now I'm craving Maya Gold (Erin got me on that).
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Bene Gesserit

I will not fear. Fear is the mind-killer....
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
I know lilBuddha, but I do love Lindt milk chocolate, Green and Blacks milk is also a favourite.

Have you tried Montezuma, Lamb Chopped? The chilli and lime sounds odd but is gorgeous

[ 30. March 2014, 21:08: Message edited by: Chocoholic ]
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Mmmmmm. Maybe we should start a chocolate thread....
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
Yes, you should. Such things perennially appear in Heaven, but not here.
—Ariston, enchocolated Circus host
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Thou shalt not covet pimple

Trust me, I have never coveted acne.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How to solve the UK's... Jonah the Whale

Isn't that role of the Prince of Whales?
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Every woman is a little quetzalcoatl.

Oh, is this the new thing? I am not a Real Woman unless I am a small South American bird?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Pockets in Women's porridge.
Now this is getting excessive.
 
Posted by FooloftheShip (# 15579) on :
 
The disciple whom Jesus Lamb Chopped

Ouch!!!
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Is that a gentler form of karate chopping, or is it some sacrificial rite?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can you choose what... pimple

If so: none for me, please.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Everlasting Raptor Eye

...will keep giving you that look long after the rest of the carcass has rotted away.

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Two for the price of ken

Two what? West Ham fans? Tories?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
In Praise of IngoB! (IngoB)

A song in the making? A hymn, even?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Disgusting food combinations Kitten

...with meringue?
 
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on :
 
Homeless Jesus strikes deano

I would buy a ticket to that.
 
Posted by Alban (# 9047) on :
 
Praise and Thanksgiving To The Pain
I prefer to praise the Lord, myself.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Do people want to watch lilBuddha

It depends, what else is on? And is she doing a song and dance?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is One's Sexual Orientation Starlight?

Yes, and moonlight and sunlight and a great joy!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Reading is a discount... Twilight

'Don't read in twilight', I was always told. 'You'll to hurt your eyes.' But what about discount twilight then?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Two for the price of lilBuddha
What?! I am worth more than two.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Two for the price of lilBuddha
What?! I am worth more than two.

Two what?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Two for the price of lilBuddha
What?! I am worth more than two.

Two what?
Two claps of the one hand? Or one clap of the two hands (for the more conventionally minded)?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Circumcision (Mere Nick)

'nuff said.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
No prophet in London (curiosity killed)

Is this Yoda-speak ("Curiosity killed no prophet in London," meaning the London prophets are incurious but otherwise OK?) or lazy grammar ("There are no more prophets in London; their curiosity killed them all")? And which would be worse? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Being niggardly with Holy Smoke

The altar guild has just got to open up the purse strings for more incense.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Is music really all Boogie

No, there's folk, pop, jazz, rock and a lot more besides.
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
The parable of the Moo

The sheep and goats are better known, but cows?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
In Praise of IngoB! (Left at the Altar)

If only that thread was! [Help]
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
The Parable of the Autenrieth Road

The kingdom of heaven is as if there was a street in a wealthy suburb of New York City. At one end of the street, at the top of the hill, was an Episcopal church. At the other end of the street, at the bottom of the hill, was a Baptist church. The Episcopal church stands in a cemetery. The Baptist church stands near a park. The End.

(This is all completely true, except perhaps the attribution that this like the kingdom of heaven.)

[ 26. April 2014, 23:17: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Royal Commission into Evensong

...aired publicly on BBC Radio on Wednesday afternoon?
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
Is music really all orfeo

Finally. A thread title that matches with my chosen name. Yes, I'm behind it all.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is nepotism alive and... seekingsister

If it is, I hope it won't find her!
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
The Dungeon Master's Doublethink

"No, see, you can't deviate from the script, no matter how you try to twist that rule about casting spells while falling. I don't care if I used that same rule to railroad you into this quest, you can't!"
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Slippery orfeo...

...but we'll catch him one day!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The slippery cliffdweller

Okay, that's just a disaster waiting to happen.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
the trigger for the Hedgehog

Too many possible one-liners from that one!
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
"Keep calm and carry piglet."

How far does she want to go?

Moo
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Should Satanists be Difficult Relatives
Could make Christmas dinner a bit awkward.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
SOF RPG: Metagame for Marvin the Martian

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering kaboom? The the eludium pu36 explosive space modulator. That creature has stolen the space modulator. Delays, delays. Capture that creature, and return the eludium pu36 explosive space modulator!"
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Christian parents call Rosa Winkel

Poor Rosa. Be ready for the deluge of phone calls from parents who feel the need to prove they're good Christians.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Editing Moo

Not much to work with here, very small word to begin with. Perhaps Mu?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Greece is the word... Timothy the Obscure

Each to their own. Well, that's settled, then!
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Why aren't most people lilbuddha

Wish I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say that...
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Why aren't most people lilBuddha

Just not lucky enough.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Holy Spirit and... Mudfrog

They might have fun together and let it ribbit.
 
Posted by Porridge (# 15405) on :
 
Reading is a discount Pine Marten

And a full price one must include writing, and for two Pine Martens we get 'rithmetic thrown in?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Ancient Middle Eastern Moo
No, no, it was Mid-Pacific
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
"Grossly Offensive" lilBuddha
But I showered and everything.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
God has a Broken His Schroedinger's Cat
No need to open the box, then.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why aren't most people... Gee D

Well, it'd be terribly confusing for a start!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Death sentence for Matt Black

I say, that's a bit extreme, isn't it?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The Dungeon Master's Doublethink

Hmm, the whip or the scourge? - or both!

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Intellectual and spiritual Gameliel

All, come and listen to the words of the wise one!

[ 17. May 2014, 13:50: Message edited by: Chocoholic ]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Inquire Within: general Trudy Scrumptious

I want to congratulate you on your promotion, Trudy, but the lowercase "g" makes me think "general" might not refer to rank.

On the naming of churches Zappa

Churches? I wouldn't think it had happened at all, much less often enough to warrant the plural!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is the first Religious RevMotherRaphael
Title like that and I'd expect them all to be religious.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The microchip is the Belle Ringer
Badly translated manual?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Legacy for upkeep of piglet

Aw, it's good to see little animals cared for.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Legacy for upkeep of piglet

We must ensure our international treasure is preserved!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Editing lilBuddha
What?! microBuddha, then?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Man's best friend is Piglet

That seems wrong, somehow. Could have sworn it was some other animal.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Why aren't most people moron?
Kinda seems they are sometimes.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Just about to post that. Was going to add, "I would argue that most people are."
 
Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :
 
A wavering idea of chocoholic

lilBuddha? Is that you? I can't quite tell.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Book of Common Prayer...or...MrsBeaky

Does MrsBeaky write as well as Cranmer?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I don't know why you Doublethink

I think it is due to the cultural dichotomies in our lives and the general fragmentation of society.
 
Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Anyone for a child...Smudgie
Oh! All Saints. For a moment I thought it was a recipe thread.


quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
A wavering idea of chocoholic

lilBuddha? Is that you? I can't quite tell.

There is no wavering with chocolate. Philistine. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on :
 
New rector of St. Thomas: Alogon

Well, he is pretty high-church, he would probably do all right.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
Thou shalt not covet Mousethief.

That never occurred to me.

Moo
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
Thou shalt not covet Mousethief.

That never occurred to me.

It's not a condition that afflicts many.

[ 27. May 2014, 18:31: Message edited by: mousethief ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Pope calls for new Waw consecutivum

Wow, and he's a Hebrew scholar too?!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
US, Do We Need You... Higgs Bosun

The particle's been found. There's not much of a choice, is there. It just exists.
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Why can't I believe quetzalcoatl

He's got his fingers crossed behind his back - I can see them from here!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why evolution is killing... mousethief

Oh dear - yes, I would like to know the reasons, and what can be done about it! [Help]
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
Christianity without Lamb Chopped

As if!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Christianity without hatless

Is that the same as Christianity with a hat? Like Puritans?
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
I don't know why you Evensong

Because it's a particularly beautiful service.
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
The Ship of Fools isn't chocoholic

Except for Paschal Penguin, Secret Santa, H&A Days... pretty much all the time, really.

[ 31. May 2014, 15:53: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Praying to the Porcelain Palimpsest

Porcelain palimpsest? Is that even possible?
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Praying to the Porcelain moron

The very definition of futility?
 
Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :
 
I might as well do this before some wiseass does.

Rid me of this troublesome... Yorick
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Anyone for a child... kingsfold

princeswrinkle?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
I don't know why you...(Moo)

Because I am a happy cow?
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Keeping church music Zappa

"You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here"
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dealing with toxicity... Leaf

A task for chemists and biologists!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Rid me of this troublesome... Eutychus

So he was chucked out of that window after all?!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2014 Celebrity Death piglet
What an odd, and chronologically specific omen.

'Ware the clipping of tiny hooves and the ghastly, ominous, erm, squeal. For another six months anyway. OOOoooOOoOooo squeal!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Almost thou persuadest... mousethief

But then thou runnest out of arguments.
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
One True Church? Don't Moo

Well, there's no need to be such a bovine about it.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
British Values: Oscar the Grouch

Despite the accent, a case could be made.

Though it would more likely be Oscar the Gruff, Oscar the Grumpy or perhaps Oscar the Less Polite Than the Situation Deems Appropriate.

[ 10. June 2014, 18:09: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Everlasting ..... piglet

Winnie the Pooh meets Peter Pan.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Pale Skin and Rickets piglet

Not very appetising
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The Gospel of John pimple

could be the title of a 17th century morality tale.
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
"Behold your mother!" EtymologicalEvangelical

I didn't know EE was adopted.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
The Gospel of John pimple

could be the title of a 17th century morality tale.

I thought it was an account of Jesus' teenage years.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Can't we do without Alan Cresswell
[Eek!] Who would say such a thing? Don't listen to them, Alan, we need you!

"Behold your mother!" mousethief
Of all the ways one might describe mousethief, I doubt "motherly" has often come up. But then again, maybe I just don't know that side of him.
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Hosts & Admins Moo

I'm not sure they do. Though it might be tempting in the face of the bleatings of some shipmates.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Secret Higgs Bosun
Elusive would be a better word.
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry ArachnidinElmet

Keep calm? Do you know how much they weigh? Do you care that I've just put my back out?
 
Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Oscar the Grouch:
Keep Calm and Carry ArachnidinElmet

Keep calm? Do you know how much they weigh? Do you care that I've just put my back out?

Never mind that - how the hell do you keep calm with a spider in your headgear?

[Ultra confused]

[ 18. June 2014, 19:53: Message edited by: Starbug ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Computer-based tools for... The Silent Acolyte

All right then. But make sure you turn off all the computer sounds!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fuck You, Dick Ad Orientem

Can he choose now?
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Prayers that really...Zappa

Is this zap in the kind of Raiders of the Lost Ark climax?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Can't we do without Evensong

Nooo! It's the highlight of the week!
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TheAlethiophile:
Hosts & Admins Moo

I'm not sure they do. Though it might be tempting in the face of the bleatings of some shipmates.

This one oinks. [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Make do and mend, or... Chorister

Must be a particulary bad singer, that one!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Fuck You Dick Zappa
Um, it is Frank and what did he do to earn your ire?
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Everlasting....pimple

Have you tried squeezing it?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What makes an (Anglican) The Silent Acolyte

Well, being Anglican and quiet would seem to be prerequisites.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why the emphasis on... Doublethink

Thinking things over is a very important skill!
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
What makes an (Anglican)...
(Anglican_Brat)


I would have thought the more interesting question is what makes the brat part of an anglican brat.

Unless perhaps we're discussing sausages rather than petulance?

[ 22. June 2014, 20:32: Message edited by: Autenrieth Road ]
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
What makes an (Anglican)... (Bishops Finger)

There must be a punchline to this. Can't think of one myself.

Unless it's some kind of biscuit.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Should we be against BroJames

In principle, or has he done something?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by TheAlethiophile:
What makes an (Anglican)... (Bishops Finger)

There must be a punchline to this. Can't think of one myself.

Unless it's some kind of biscuit.

An Episcopal ring?
 
Posted by Bullfrog. (# 11014) on :
 
Fundamentalists vs mousethief

My money is on mousethief.
 
Posted by Moo (# 107) on :
 
From sea to sea to... lily pad

I'm interested in how they worked out the transition.

Moo
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Religious control of Mousethief

Good luck with that ... I suspect respectful persuasion rather than dictatorial control might work
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Does Christianity preclude... Byron

I think Christianity would welcome him - but he's been rather dead for quite a few years!
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Random Tangents Rides...(Penny S)

I hope they asked Penny first!
 
Posted by Antisocial Alto (# 13810) on :
 
Orthodox and "original"... Ad Orientem

Seems appropriate.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Where in the Bible does it Jude

Jude, probably.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I'm not sure what "this" is, but...

Why doesn't this bother daisymay

daisymay, I suggest you ignore whoever's so intent on bothering you!
 
Posted by Gwai (# 11076) on :
 
Where in the bible ... Trudy Scrumptious

Am I the only person who hears this to the tune of the old game Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Choosing a candidate...Byron

Well, that was easy!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Choosing a candidate... seekingsister

Problem solved, then! I assume she'll say yes! [Smile]

[ 15. July 2014, 11:33: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Conceived by the power... Zappa

The first Day: zapped into existence! [Yipee]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The heresy of Oscar the Grouch

Wow, it's been a while since I've seen Sesame Street, but it sounds like I should tune in!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Priestly genitalia...arethosemyfeet

Celibacy in the priesthood has caused so much confusion.
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Is being distinctively... (daronmedway)

Not just some random Numpty...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Priestly genitalia...arethosemyfeet

Celibacy in the priesthood has caused so much confusion.

Wait, isn't "feet" sometimes used as a dog whistle for "genitals" in the Old Testament? Boaz and Ruth and all that? I seem to remember that from Keryg.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
mousethief: Wait, isn't "feet" sometimes used as a dog whistle for "genitals" in the Old Testament?
(I didn't know that 'dog whistle' could mean 'euphemism'. Thank you.)
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Is it ethical to medicate...(Enoch)

Without his consent, probably not.
 
Posted by iamchristianhearmeroar (# 15483) on :
 
Keep calm and carry...Tree Bee

You'd have to keep pretty calm if you wanted to carry a tree successfully, or a bee for that better.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
TICTH snide, condescending lilBuddha
Yeah, I know, I need to work on that.
 
Posted by monkeylizard (# 952) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful heavenly anarchist

If you're going to be an anarchist, you might as well be faithful too.
 
Posted by iamchristianhearmeroar (# 15483) on :
 
Everlasting....Net Spinster

Presumably because Net Marriage is something I just made up.

[spelling]

[ 24. July 2014, 16:32: Message edited by: iamchristianhearmeroar ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
TICTH Snide, condescending... mousethief

Get in line.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Israel's troubles (mousethief)

If only those pesky Palestinians would stop stealing all the mice, Israel would be happy.
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
The very much shorter.... Marvin the Martian

I always thought he was a bit on the tall side.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Hell for atheists is... LeRoc

Now, where did I leave my pointy things?
 
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Keep Calm and Carry ... piglet

No, don't - I don't want to be responsible for your hernia. [Eek!]
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
The very much shorter.... Marvin the Martian

I always thought he was a bit on the tall side.

He was. Until we hobbled him. [Two face]
 
Posted by jbohn (# 8753) on :
 
Stonespring - change... Stonespring

Good advice for all of us, really - change must come from within...

[ 30. July 2014, 17:30: Message edited by: jbohn ]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
What do the voices ... saysay

I don't knowknow.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
The Parable of thegrumpyoldman.

WHA HEY! I'm in the bible!
 
Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :
 
I saw that and tried to think of how the parable would go. Would certainly need an "I do not believe it!" in there somewhere.
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
The Parable of thegrumpyoldman.

WHA HEY! I'm in the bible!

Just came here to post that; you beat me to it.
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Do You Really Want... (Lord Jestocost)

Yes, of course we do.
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
I saw that and tried to think of how the parable would go. Would certainly need an "I do not believe it!" in there somewhere.

Perhaps we need to have a competition to write such a parable? I'm sure Jesus meant to give his disciples the Parable of the Grumpy Old Man.

The Kingdom of God is like a grumpy old man who....

(that's my part done, someone else can take over now)
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Anyone know any 'cured' curiosity killed ... Dunno - there's an oxymoron there somewhere
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Feels like losing a Schroedinger's Cat

But how could you be sure you'd actually lost it [Confused]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Feels like losing a Schroedinger's Cat

But how could you be sure you'd actually lost it [Confused]

Feels like both losing and not losing a Schroedinger's Cat.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Oscar the Grouch:
quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
I saw that and tried to think of how the parable would go. Would certainly need an "I do not believe it!" in there somewhere.

Perhaps we need to have a competition to write such a parable? I'm sure Jesus meant to give his disciples the Parable of the Grumpy Old Man.

The Kingdom of God is like a grumpy old man who....

(that's my part done, someone else can take over now)

I have taken this idea to the Circus!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
But they will never Welease Woderwick

I obviously know too much and am a threat to National Security - except I can never remember anything!
 
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on :
 
Christian ethics vs... (Erroneous Monk)

I'd put a fiver on the ethics team. A Tenner if Hauerwas is playing in defence.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
While I don't think it's necessarily done to post about myself....

Is it a crime to be......Chocoholic

Made me smile [Smile]
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
Is it a crime to be leo
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Be afraid "Islamic Stetson approaching the OK Mosque...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
If you go around saying... Boogie

... you may be thought of as an erudite music lover - especially if you keep swaying 'em hips.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Similarly

If you go around saying Evensong

people will think you're Anglican!

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Are LGBT people routinely ChastMastr?

Not all, I think.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are LGBT people routinely... Baptist Trainfan

I'm sure there are catholic car lovers and reformed planespotters too!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Do You Really Want Lamb Chopped

Mmmmm. Yes please.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
[Eek!]
 
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Similarly

If you go around saying Evensong

people will think you're Anglican!

[Eek!]

Beat me to it. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Albertus in DH, as seen on the "today's active threads" view:
quote:

ISTM that very rarely will anyone, at an ordinary clebration of the Eucharist, present themself for communion without having at least some mustard.

...and most people show up at the altar rail with an assortment of pickles and chutneys.
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Is it ok to be Homosexually Oscar the Grouch

Hmmm. Got a feeling Mrs Grouch might have something to say about that.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Be afraid, "Islamic deano

I find that hard to believe.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Does the bible have... grumpyoldman

Plenty of them. One of them is called God.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Does the bible have...Oscar the Grouch

I believe he is in Paul's First Letter to the Sesamestreetians.
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Is that the epistle that ends "The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the grumpiness of the Holy Bigot be with you"?
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
If you are thinking of the one with The Count in the background shouting "One! One member of the Holy Trinity! Two! Two members of the Holy Trinity...", then yes, that's the one.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
If you are thinking of the one with The Count in the background shouting "One! One member of the Holy Trinity! Two! Two members of the Holy Trinity...", then yes, that's the one.

[Overused]
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
A somewhat different mousethief

Oh that this were possible.... [Razz]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The Schrodinger's Cat... Schroedinger's Cat

Do they collapse into a singularity now?

[ 27. August 2014, 07:26: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dawkins is a Fool.... mousethief

He's certainly not the real mousethief!
 
Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :
 
Where to start with .. ChastMastr, in Dead Horses. The word "leather" seems to be appropriate somehow.
 
Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
Where to start with .. ChastMastr, in Dead Horses. The word "leather" seems to be appropriate somehow.

Indeed [Smile]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Does the bible have Lamb Chopped

Yes, at Passover.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
IS have turned me into Byron

Militant Islam leads to poetry.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I fled the peace today (Zappa)

Shag carpet in a church is never a good idea. Even so, this shocking occurrence could be avoided if congregants didn't wander around during the Peace greeting everyone in attendance.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Be afraid, "Islamic deano

I find that hard to believe.

It would be a terrifying combination, though!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
The Reformed criticism of Jengie Jon

An extremely thin pamphlet, one would expect.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Identifiable popular... Wood

Poplar wood?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Doctor Who (Wood)

As distinct from the Doctor Who wouldn't.
 
Posted by Autenrieth Road (# 10509) on :
 
Use of the Septuagint Flubb

I give you: the translation of "young maiden" as "virgin." Say three Hail Marys for the sin of doubting that translation is important.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
I really hesitate, but in this case can't resist, to post one involving myself:

Original Sin and the churchgeek

...which any modal realist could tell you is a very popular Britcom in some possible time-space continuum.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Canaanite dogs (Lamb Chopped......
with garlic and herbs and served in bagels?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How to deal with unpleasant aspects of C S Lewis - Tea

A good and fair answer to nearly everything and beyond.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Making peace with a... nickel

Every good fortune starts with it.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Be afraid, "Islamic... Curiosity killed ...

Is that why they're beaheading all those people? There surely must be better ways of doing anatomy! [Mad]
 
Posted by Starbug (# 15917) on :
 
Pets in Hell (Lamb Chopped)

[Projectile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Threatened with arrest....for... Boogie

The way some people dance should be a crime.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Threatened with arrest for Porridge.

Quite right too. Ban this noxious substance now.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why UKIP Really is... Cod

Where's a codpiece when you need one!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Why UKIP really is ..... Byron

Is it Mad, Bad and Dangerous too then?

(nb: not in any way a comment on our Shipmate)
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Original Sin due to The Silent Acolyte

That's a bit harsh, isn't it?

If it was Shipmate @#$%^&*#$%&@ I could understand!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Saying Grace before CuppaT

Thankfulness scales new minimalist heights.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Saying Grace before CuppaT

Thankfulness scales new minimalist heights.

...and the post features CuppaT's son, who would, as it happens, say grace before a cup of tea...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Now we're Saying Grace before Doublethink. I guess some kind of prayer is better than none.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:

How far to accommodate ... Palimpsest

You see, grace knows no limits ...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is euthanasia a dead Alan Cresswell

It could come to that, I suppose. So I'm against it!
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
'Original sin due to....Adam.

Wot? Not Eve?
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
When to accommodate...Matt Black

Whenever you like, although it may make the room feel smaller.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Imagine there's no Mudfrog.

But how did we evolve in not from mudfrogs?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Pope Francis' Extraordinary Beeswax Altar

Knowing him, it's made from recycled candle ends.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Ship of Fools Media Net Spinster

... but refrain from throwing her back to the rabid bachelor sharks
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The 2014 US elections ... Pearl B4 Swine

Yes, that's a good summary.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Church Decline and ... womanspeak

Dead Horses is thataway ==>
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Cameron, Osborne, and quetzalcoatl

I always thought there was something reptilian about the first two.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Favourite Poems from ... Robert Armin


quote:
Ovid and Virgill for the Pen,
And Homer for his Verse:
Plautus, Horace; worthy men,
Left lines for Schooles to perse


 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Videos and images of Zappa

Was this the one you had in mind? http://p2.la-img.com/212/13757/4199601_1_l.jpg
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
If you could travel... no prophet's flag is set so...

Raises more questions than answers 'em.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Cameron, Osborne, and Schroedinger's cat

... It is impossible to say if any of them are alive or dead.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Obama: "We tortured... Byron

Certainly explains some of the poet's biography
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Dipping - what's the Ecclesiastical Flip-flop
Which sums up the whole problem precisely!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Three word story (no prophet's flag is set so...)

I'm sorry, I'm going to have to cut you off there, as fascinating an opening line as that is. You're already way over the limit.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Celebration of the Bishop's Finger

I'm sure it's a local feast pertaining to some relic or other, but I like the idea of any diocese celebrating its bishop's random appendage. If all 10 fingers and all 10 toes are celebrated, that's an additional 20 days per year of merrymaking for no good reason at all!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
And now:

Whenever you have done fullgospel

...reset the lectionary, and start again!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Why does Tori Amos... Chill

Sometimes she gets tired of making bad records and just wants to relax.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sex/relationships with... Sioni Sais

A confessional thread? [Help]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Sex/relationships with... Sioni Sais

A confessional thread? [Help]

Or an advertisement? [Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Sex/relationships with... Sioni Sais

A confessional thread? [Help]

Or an advertisement? [Eek!]
Please ... no photographs.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Because it's gotta be done:

Burnt Offerings: the... Lamb Chopped

[ 30. November 2014, 00:18: Message edited by: Lamb Chopped ]
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Sex/relationships with... Sioni Sais

A confessional thread? [Help]

... or a wish list? [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
chasing the Black Dog... Piglet

A prompt role reversal! Mine is the revenge, says the little swine.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Sex/relationships with Dinghy Sailor

"Don't rock the boat!"
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Calling Chick-Fil-A Sioni Sais

That'll really be confusing to their customers.
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Everlasting pimple

Before anyone else says it - Out, damned spot!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Kingdom not of this ...Steve Langton

but presumably of some other Steve Langton?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
John the Baptist and Daffodil

Is that in one of those apocryphal gospels?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
From Sea to Sea to Horseman Bree

Just because it's mellifluous.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Yet more crappy choruses,... (Exclamation Mark)

No - there's already one too many punctuation marks at the end of that phrase. No need for "Yet more crappy choruses,...!" I'm not even sure what that would mean.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Creative nativity scenes (marzipan)

Edible! Mmmmh!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Evaluating Barack Obama: Amanda B. Reckondwythe
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Videos and images of seasick

[Projectile]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Queen Elizabeth and Enoch

The person who just never seems to die meets a queen.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Kingdom not of this... mousethief

Of that one then? Are there several? (Would certainly explain the number of posts...) [Biased]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
God spoke to me (Schroedinger's cat)

So God both did speak to you and didn't speak to you. Well, I'm glad that's cleared up then.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Christmas dinner spork
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
At the movies - what curiosity killed

Your faith that Hollywood could tell a good story anymore?
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Evaluating Barak Obama: moron

Don't beat about the bush, say what you think.
 
Posted by Oscar the Grouch (# 1916) on :
 
Worship that feeds Oscar the Grouch

It's times like these that I realise I should have called myself The Cookie Monster, which would have made this so much funnier.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Keep calm and carry Piglet

Presumably lighter than carrying Pooh (or did Kanga do that once already?)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
how do you experience the famous rachel?
Fan club. I mean, before you could just talk to her, but now...
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Unwise Movies/TV (Porridge)

But that was a classic serial.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How do you experience moonlit door

By moonlight.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
From Dead Horses:

Original sin and lilBuddha

Oooo, an interfaith mystery!
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
The Twelve Days of marzipan

Yum!
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
Julian of Norwich and...Hilda of Whitby

That would have been some meeting of the minds.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
How do you experience Schroedingers Cat

And once you have, how can you be sure?
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
Lost faith, still getting RuthW

Perfectly adequate substitute, yes? [Snigger]
 
Posted by luvanddaisies (# 5761) on :
 
The Sound of Sodomy - Thunderbunk.
[Snigger]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Terrorist attack on Kelly Alves

They'd have to be careful to avoid that axe.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The sound of sodomy Piglet
[Eek!] Were the anti-SSM people correct?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Dagnabit, I missed the very obvious Deliverance reference.
 
Posted by Chocoholic (# 4655) on :
 
Eagles and Turkeys Moo
I don't think I've heard either but that wasn't what I thought they'd sound like.
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Pre-cambrian, you're IngoB
That's a remarkable discovery.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pre-cambrian, you're... mousethief

And now this! Perhaps there are far fewer Shipmates than we think - and most of us are sockpuppets, really...?! [Help]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"Clean" means... Eutychus"

If "clean" means "clean out and rather dead after after a fall from a window", then... yes.
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
"Clean" means Piglet

[Angel]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Buy yourself Brenda Clough

Much as I would love to own a Brenda, I fear she is way out of my budget
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
"buy yourself... mousethief

I'm sure he would make for very interesting company!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by la vie en rouge:
Buy yourself Brenda Clough

Much as I would love to own a Brenda, I fear she is way out of my budget

Perhaps she could be clough-d-funded? [Biased]
 
Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :
 
Fox News Advice for L'organist

Oh, so now they're going in for music criticism?
 
Posted by RuthW (# 13) on :
 
Who gives a fuck? RuthW

I do not!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
And there's another mousethief
Bother, now I've got to lock up my mice. Or cheese? Never got that straight; is he a thief of mice or a mouse that thieves? Could be a mouse that thieves mice! Bugger, now I have to lock up anything that two mice could lift or smaller. Or could there be even more of them? Hundreds of the little things carting off my wardrobe and all the cheese? Should I get a cat or will they steal it too?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Looking for positive Snags

There's an oxymoron for you!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Professional's... Lamb Chopped

Advice from the Chef!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Most important band... lilBuddha
Receives a lot of one hand-clapping and kneeling ovations.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
And there's another Lamb Chopped

Mint sauce, anyone?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A few good ones right now:

The saviour of all Pooks

Getting touchy about Horseman Bree

Looking for positive Snags
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Three word story — no prophet's flag is set so...

Sorry, that's six words.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Resources: What has chorister

Probably a folder full of musical scores and a pencil.


Titanic struggle for Ad Orientem

Really? Just shove the free-standing altar against the east wall. Done!


Who gives a fuck? Byron

Now we know.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Freedom from misplaced Golden Key

That's my kinda freedom! I hate it when I lose my keys, and even more when I lose the golden one!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Who is more important? Evangeline]/b]

or

[b] Who is more important, Evangeline?

 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The straw which broke the pimple

Acne sufferers, rejoice, a new treatment has been found!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Freedom from misplaced cliffdweller

"Misplaced" sounds like quite a euphemism here. Anyone hear a giant splash or thud?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
My life seemed all yellow and blue
I dreamed I forgot... la vie en rouge
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Straws which broke ... mr cheesy

They would be cheesestraws then.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Titanic struggle for... moonlitdoor

Neighbour steadfastly refuses to cut down trees that block the light.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Was this technically l'Organist

I would love to see what prompts that question. Was there some kind of contraption playing at the console that l'Organist had pre-programmed? Or was l'Organist playing while asleep or under hypnosis?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Let me finish this one:

Three word story (Golden Key)

...works!

I love a happy ending.
 
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :
 
IngoB you are a self-righteous orfeo

It probably isn't really for ME to say, but personally I find this an oddly perceptive analysis.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The death of Lazarus ... pimple

He should've squeezed it.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
IngoB you are a Palimpsest

Hmm. One wonders what was written on him before it was erased. This is almost Buddhist, or something.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
IngoB you are a self-righteous Doc Tor

So, #10 at the end of The Waters of Mars? That was Ingo?!?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Various Islands in marzipan

Oooh! Pudding!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Emotional Tone of the... Boogie

I think there can be several emotional tones to it. It really is great music!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
But what if _you_ have... Moo

You can communicate with bovines!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The Dress Of Many Colors--What... Porridge

Yes, that is the colour!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
The Dress Of Many Colors--What... Porridge

Yes, that is the colour!

Is that what fashionistas call 'taupe'?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How do you "pray... Enoch

It's easy. When you're walking with God, you can just ask Him.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
I have no comment on this, but ewww [Frown]

Everlasting pimple
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
I'm not going there again. Now "Shiny new pimple " I don't mind. But you know, you can't keep a good zit down - no matter how hard you squeeze!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Our universe has 200,000,000,000 Martin60

This just leaves me speechless.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Name that kitten... Hedgehog

Sounds like a recipe for confusion.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Name that kitten... Curiosity killed ...

May it have a long life and prosper! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
Prayers of the faithful Starbug

Like, please get me out of here - I'm a Martian!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Worse and worse mousetraps? Porridge

It might just work, if sticky enough!
 
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on :
 
"We are colour-blind" (mousethief)

All three of us. Quick, here comes the farmer's wife!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by pimple:
"We are colour-blind" (mousethief)

All three of us. Quick, here comes the farmer's wife!

[Help]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Demons Boogie
Can't be all bad, then.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Demons Boogie
Can't be all bad, then.

They lack all sense of rhythm, however, and look much like I do when dancing. They still can be all bad.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Demons (Teufelchen)

Well that's one way to describe them, yes.

("Teufelchen" = "little devil(s)")
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful...Nanny Ogg

For the soul of Terry, I should imagine. [Votive]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Seeking a church in... Barefoot Friar

I know that the body is supposed to be sanctified, and turned into a dwelling place of the Most High... but isn't this about ourselves?!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
A few good ones at the moment:

Mark 16:8 - is this Freddy
Mark 16:8 - "So they went out and fled from the tomb, for terror and amazement had seized them; and they said nothing to anyone, for they were afraid."

Freddy, stop jumping out of tombs and scaring people!

Getting touchy about the Silent Acolyte
Well, then, you can hold the thurible when it's not in use. But stand there and keep quiet!

Policies and procedures for Ruth W
Sad to see the Ship micromanaging like that.

And finally - I don't know what this means, but it sounds electric!
Pacifica - let us all Zappa
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
UK National Bird? (Sparrow)

I agree, they are great little birds [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Resurrection - approaches Nigel M

I didn't realise he was dead!
 
Posted by Teufelchen (# 10158) on :
 
Tower Blocks (Huts)

One or the other, please.

t
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is Auntie Beeb finally The Rogue?

Doesn't that depend on which political party you support?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
On the usefulness of...(Porridge)

It makes for a good breakfast, but maybe not at this time of year.
 
Posted by Callan (# 525) on :
 
Kill All The Christians (Callan)

Admittedly a bit* self-referential but it does look like the sort of thing that would turn up if you dialled it into IMDB.

*All right. Totes self-referential. Happy now?
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Affirming Evangelical Doublethink

Not only Caiphas prophesied unawares, it seems...
 
Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :
 
I noticed this positioning in "Today's active threads":

Proof there is evil in humankind

UK Election 2015


Personally, I concur, though not everyone may agree...
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Shoes Barefoot Friar

Rather unnecessary don'tcha think?
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Oh I don't know - if he's barefoot, he probably does need some shoes. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Neuroscience of... Porridge

Now that I'd love to know more about!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
passive-aggressive balaam

Oh, I'm so sorry! Is my ass in your way? Let me move that right now.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Sudden CofE baptism? (Enoch)

No. He was suddenly transported to heaven. Which is similar, I'm sure, but not identical, to the C of E.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Paraclete proving the Lamb Chopped

I'm not sure why you'd need the Paraclete for that. Anyone can look at a lamb and see if it's chopped or not.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
At the movies - what Curiosity Killed

$15 and two hours you'll never get back?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
No Pentecost during... churchgeek

Clearly not into charismatic worship then.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Really bad aim... Lamb Chopped

Actually I wanted the chicken.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Keeping warm with total Oscar the Grouch

I guess if it's cold enough, you'll cuddle with anyone - even if it means ducking into a garbage can!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The unforgivable sin - pimple

All teen boys go to Hell? Yup, that seems okay.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Refusal to baptise Mere Nick

Aw, come on. So he's merely Nick right now. He can hardly become Saint Nicholas if you won't baptize him, can he?
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
cats - not entirely me

So you would say you were of a dog person?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Define "demonic" hatless

Ascot? You really can't do without there! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Very, very cute... Lamb Chopped

With mint sauce?
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
Very, very cute (Drifting Star)

No clever comment, I just wanted to record that for posterity. I'll probably never see it again.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Not now that I've altered the thread title you won't.

However, you might well see "Grandson of FLP, Famous Drifting Star" again at some point.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
On that note:
Very, very cute (spider... (Kelly Alves)

They call me Cuban Pete...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
] And for your birthday... Porridge

I hope there's some decent lunch and supper as well!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
In the beginning ... Mudfrog

Pretty much, yes [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Pope Francis on climate... itsarumdo

Or so some would say who don't see church as 'universal'.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
At the movies - what... Curiosity killed ...

No spoilers, please!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Job description for... Lamb Chopped

Must be a lamb. Must agree to be chopped. Pay commensurate with experience. No agents.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Whom shall we send? iamchristianhearmeroar

Yes, that's the one.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I want to win LeRoc

He may be the main prize at an upcoming Shipmeet! Go and see for yourself! [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by L'organist on the What would YOU tell them? in AS:
...That sometimes a stiff G-and-T can make you a better parent.


 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Sorry, wrong thread!

[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
The land called Holy ... leo

Probably ancient Egypt, where cats were worshipped.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
And there's another Crœsos

I thought we didn't allow sock puppets?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What have you achieved?
cosmic dance


Surely that's quite an achievement.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
What motivates the Bibliophile?

The thought of a pile of old-fashioned hardback books with beautiful gold embossed designs on the covers, marbled endpapers and engravings?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Wesley J: I want to win LeRoc

He may be the main prize at an upcoming Shipmeet! Go and see for yourself! [Smile]

I thought people could get me for free with a pint of beer? [Smile]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What motivates the Bibliophile

You know, this is a hard one, but I think I'm going to go out on a limb and say .... books.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Punching Up and Punching Beeswax Altar

Bit harsh!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Rooting Against the Imaginary Friend

This is the very definition of psychological problems.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
This reminds me of His Holiness Gramps49

That thread seems perfect for an FLP version of those cut-outs you stick your face through for a photograph.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Rooting Against the Imaginary Friend

This is the very definition of psychological problems.

[Killing me] I'm not sure I've laughed that hard in a long time! Had I just taken a swig of my Diet Pepsi, it would be all over my laptop now!
 
Posted by ThunderBunk (# 15579) on :
 
Punching Up and Punching...
(lilBuddha)

Unlikely to do much for the karma, I suspect....
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
You didn't REALLY write Piglet

No, it wasn't me, I think it was some bloke called Milne.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Queen Elizabeth and... Utrecht Catholic

"And what do you do? Oh!"
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
Shortbread, whiskey...wet kipper

Well, I've had worse dinners.
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Should Oskar Gröning . . . Moo

And what would that accomplish?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Carbon Emissions Destroying Eigon

What can we do to preserve him?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What motivates the... Bibliophile

Well, a love for books, one would assume!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Bad Dog or other bad Lamb Chopped

If the chop is bad can you realistically blame the poor dead lambkin?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Various Islands in marzipan

...and the trees in angelica.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
the Spring of the Chamois

So nearly Psalm 18:33.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Calling Bishop Nick Boogie

When "Your Grace" just will not do.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Do evangelicals love Beautiful Dreamer

Surely they must, just like everyone does.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do Evangelicals love Steve Langton

They may or may not, but they're certain Jesus does!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Songs of Praise from... Humble Servant

I'd listen to those. I'm sure the Lord, too. [Smile]
 
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on :
 
Windows 10 Barnabas 62

And Windows thought they had it in the bag at half time.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is all altruism fundamentally Good for Nothing

Lenin might have a view on that one.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
I call all homophobes Soror Magna

OK, you call them that. I prefer the term 'numpties'. Each to their own.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Do Evangelicals love Lamb Chopped

No, but they enjoy burgers on the grill.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
God does not go where Bishops Finger

I don't want to know where the bishops finger goes, and I wouldn't be surprised if God shirks such knowledge either.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Apocrypha - what's... mousethief

He's been around for much longer than we thought if he's even in the 'Add-On Scriptures'! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Why do so many people...Boogie

'cos dat rhythm is jus' too irresistible! [Yipee]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Today's a good FLP day!

The art of remembering Boogie

Songs of Praise from Schroedinger's Cat

I call all homophobes mousethief

The game that batters Sioni Sais


Poor Sioni!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Today's a good FLP day!

The game that batters Sioni Sais

Poor Sioni!

How true that was! No wonder I quit at 23.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Mary’s fiat and the... mousethief

Was he a hitchhiker and she gave him a lift?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Praise and thanksgiving Curiosity killed

After further investigation, it turns out the midget did not grow after all.


[Word-choice disclaimer: Some may get the reference to a clip of Robert Tilton played in a recent John Oliver segment. "Midget" was Tilton's choice of words.]
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
"I call all homophobes...Orfeo"
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Mary's fiat and the Baptist Trainfan

An ecclesiastical remake of Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Eagles and Turkeys... Moo

Eagles scream or cry, and turkeys gobble. No points for you I'm afraid.

[ 22. August 2015, 11:44: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Why do so many people RooK

To get their king out of danger.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Small/handbag-sized Albertus.

The ultimate in pocket-sized travelling companions. Take your Albertus with you wherever you go.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Who do you think he Lamb Chopped

Hopefully a lamb.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Hopefully not!
 
Posted by Trudy Scrumptious (# 5647) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Small/handbag-sized Albertus.

The ultimate in pocket-sized travelling companions. Take your Albertus with you wherever you go.

Now Heaven is offering a Small, handbag-sized IngoB. Convenient for those moments when you just need to have something at hand that will summarize the finer points of Roman Catholic doctrine, to whip out during an argument with decadent liberal Protestants.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
Currently in the Styx: All the content on... Paul.

Sounds like one of those 'end to end' factoids:

If all the content on Paul was laid end to end, it would stretch half way across the Mediterranean.

[ 02. September 2015, 19:30: Message edited by: Chorister ]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:

If all the content on Paul was laid end to end, it would stretch half way across the Mediterranean.

You clearly haven't read N.T. Wright. His work on Paul is far more extensive than that.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What To Do: Refugees Boogie

But only when they have been given meaningful asylum.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Thou shalt not suffer Lamb Chopped.

In strips on a gyro is fine. Big chunks on a kebab? Maaaaaaybe.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
I'd like very much not to suffer, thanks.
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
Before anyone else can beat me to it (I swear I didn't come up with this for FLP potential):

Why I hate, loathe, and despise...
(Lamb Chopped)

 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
In my case, it's because I'm vegetarian [Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Not in front of the cliffdweller

I'm sure there's a Segway joke in there...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
Not in front of the cliffdweller

I'm sure there's a Segway joke in there...

I was thinking that it never ends well for Wile E Coyote.

[ 13. September 2015, 06:04: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
It's Geek to me: Translating luvanddaisies
Simple really, you start by pulling a petal on She Loves Me, proceed to She Loves Me Not; alternating until you reach the last petal and have your answer. Unless you end on She Loves Me Not, in which case you continue on using another flower. And so on, even should it be necessary to consume the entire field of flowers. And the next field, and the field beyond and to raze the Earth of all petals because SheLovesMe!!! She really, truly DOES!
 
Posted by alienfromzog (# 5327) on :
 
What are your thoughts...Doublethink

(insert own punchline here...)

AFZ

[ 15. September 2015, 19:52: Message edited by: alienfromzog ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Blooming hard work, Chamois

Yes, but it does give a nice shine to the bodywork.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Sex robots - should... Boogie

This would be my first criterium when I buy one.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sex robots - should... Kelly Alves

I think that's entirely up to her! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
I call all homophobes mousethief

Well you haven't really been paying attention then.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Inquire Within: general Lamb Chopped

Hey, how come she got promoted and I didn't?

PFC WW
 
Posted by Soror Magna (# 9881) on :
 
The justification for Chamois

Muscle cars?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
When does Science become... (Doublethink)

That very question is being discussed on the thread.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Profiteering from exploiting... Schroedinger's cat

Yeah, find some other example for your quantum mechanics theories. Let the poor thing out of the box!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Various Islands in... marzipan

Mmmmh! Islands of ... chocolate? Or custard? Whipped cream? Ice-cream? Caramelised almond splinters? etc.?

Food heaven! [Angel] [Yipee]
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Not sure if this fits here, but just wanted to comment-- when you just finish posting on the U.S. Election thread, the injunction to "wash your hands" feels very apropos.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can a Muslim become... lilBuddha

I'm not an expert, but I suppose they can! Or can they? [Confused]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Thou shalt not suffer Twilight

Was that from the epistle to those who dwell in The Tropics?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can a Muslim become... Crœsos

Sure. A couple of sheiks did. [Smile]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Everlasting Welease Woderwick

I rather fear I might get bored after a millennium or three.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I call all homophobes... orfeo

It really confuses them, too.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
I call all homophobes... quetzalcoatl

...which few of them can even pronounce.
 
Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
The game that batters... Cod

I knew it got hot on the rugby pitch, but enough to deep fry? Blimey!

AG
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
In what ways does God... anteater

He made the snout first.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Do not put us to the Galloping Granny

Sounds like something from Monty Python's 'Spanish Inquisition' sketch.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
In what ways does God Boogie

In very funky ones [Big Grin]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Are (non-human) animals lilBuddha?
Well, I am frequently described as being from another planet, so...kinda, I suppose.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The availability of Gamaliel

Pretty good I'd say, he turns up here often enough.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Naming people in the Bible Evangeline

Well, there are a lot of unnamed women in the Bible who could do worse than to be called Evangeline.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why doesn't prayer... Philip Charles

I think we ought to be grateful: Do we really need another irate Royal? Charles surely won't want to be philipped, but rather elizabethed, if anything; but Mum just doesn't think of popping her clogs.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Katie Hopkins: 'I'm Barnabas62'

No she's not. I'm Barnabas62, and so's my wife!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Katie Hopkins: 'I'm anoesis

I suspected as much.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it time for another mousethief

Surely one is enough?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The Availability of Steve Langton

Mr. Langton, please pick up a white courtesy phone. Mr. Steve Langton, please pick up a white courtesy phone.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Was Judas especially... Boogie

I think he was much more Heavy Metal. Highway to Hell, and all that.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Everlasting Welease Woderwick

That must be a very comforting thought for you all, for myself I'm not so sure.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Want to lose some weight? Piglet.

Well, there's no need to be rude about it...
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Is it time for another Schroedinger's cat

Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. How can anyone tell?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Your time machine awaits Brenda Clough

You can't leave without her!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is it time for another Schroedinger's cat

Then we'll have two. One alive and one dead?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
And again:

Is it time for another Welease Woderwick

Hell NO!, I couldn't stand the competition!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What do they teach lilBuddha

How to meditate. And to eat all your vegetables in order to become a big, strong Buddha some day. And don't run with scissors.


[Edited because they didn't teach me how to spell our Shipmate's name correctly, it seems.]

[ 24. October 2015, 16:49: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
 
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on :
 
Well, is seems that nobody else is going to pick it up...

Installation of TEC's Chapelhead

"Presiding Bishop" is the correct title, but chapel head is pretty much there.
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Erroneous Monk

.. are as valid as any. Who has not erred, even the monks amongst us?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Is it time for another Boogie

It's Friday night, of course it is!
(your username lends itself well to this thread)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
How do you stop people... Moo

Teach them other foreign languages?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Terms of address for...gog

Magog?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Religion makes children .. Moo

Yes, this is true [Smile]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Cameron discovers cutting Schroedinger's cat...doesn't make it both Jewish and Gentile at the same time.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Terms of address for ... Incensed

Oh shyte
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Inept drivers Galloping Granny

I think it's unfair they make her gallop. After all, they're inept!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
And there's another Kelly Alves

Is the new one an Admin, too?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I call all homophobes... Baptist Trainfan

I don't think anoraks are homophobes, as such. They just prefer a shiny, steamy engine and her hot, voluptuous breath!
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Killing Jihadi John… la vie en rouge.

It wasn’t me.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
We should not expect... Schroedinger's cat

But if we don't, doesn't that mean he vanishes from existence?
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Now the drugs don't boogie

That doesn't even need a punchline.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
What do we make of ... Lamb Chopped

Burgers!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
And there's another orfeo I've heard of long ago...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Do we really need another Schroedinger's Cat

Yes. The last one died. And didn't.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Banning the Lord's Tubbs

This is a local cinema, for local shipmates!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Banning the Lord's Baptist Trainfan

Noooo!! All Baptists are train fans, are they not?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
WTF is Natural Law... itsarumdo
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Smoking Piglet

Mmmmmm......gammon [Snigger]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Banning the Lord's Boogie

There's David screwed then.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
A BIT OF CHRISTIAN Lamb Chopped

Ooooh, don't mind if I do. Do you have a dab of Hindu Mint Sauce to go with that?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Americans sent MSF Doc Tor

I should hope so too, considering they killed quite a few.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
A BIT OF CHRISTIAN Bishops Finger

Ah, relics. First class, too.
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Turkey shoots down Eutychus.

Eutychus decides on something else for Christmas dinner.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
A BIT OF CHRISTIAN womanspeak

Something that would benefit the church immeasurably!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Labour voters (particularly Anglican't)

The day Anglican't votes for Labour is the day Virgil and Dante go ice skating with the prince of darkness.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2015 Celebrity Death Stetson
Western variation of OddJob's bowler?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Reflections on the Evensong
A bit too Anglican for my tastes. [Razz]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
U.S. Presidential Election... itsarumdo

You can say that again! [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
How to celebrate without ... L'organist

A capella?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Form Hell's Heart I post at thee:

Fucking Guns Boogie
So, is this dance pornographic or angry?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How to celebrate without Welease Woderwick

One has to ask if it is worth celebrating if there is no me there?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
DEUTERONOMY--Second Hedgehog

Somehow that is just such a wonderful image.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Intolerance will not boogie
Not surprising.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Does anyone know any 'cured' le'organist?
Yes, she is now a le'pianist. But she doesn't seem comfortable with the hammer strikes.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
FAQ's The History of the Oscar the Grouch
Did you know he was originally orange? And...
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Things I want to do: Boogie

...but I have two left feet!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is a sermon for? Baptist Trainfan

How often have I told you NOT to cross the railway lines!? When will you learn?!!
 
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :
 
Sorry, Miss (bursts into tears ...)
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
I found this one a bit distressing:

The One True Bacon ... (Piglet)

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
Code of Conduct for ... Diabetes

Lay of the sweeties and go easy on the carbs for a start.
 
Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :
 
From the Mull of Galloway... North East Quine

Washed down by the floods, no doubt...

AG
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Thinking about one's pimple.

To squeeze or not to squeeze.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Revenge, rehabilitation... Chill

Well said [Smile]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
This is in the Bible... (Joesaphat)

Sure you don't mean Jehoshaphat? He's definitely in it.
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
The one true bacon… piglet

Tastier than when the pig gets bigger [Snigger]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Attitudes to sex and...Gamaliel

I try not to think of those two together.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
TEC suspended Boogie.

Yes. Yes, it did.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Code of Conduct for quetzalcoatl

1. Stop eating people
2. That's it, really. Stop eating people.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Richest 62 people own Marvin the Martian

Well, people from other planets are all the rage amongst the inhabitants of the Forbes list.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Things I want to do... Boogie

Another title for a great funk song. I can compose a number of songs, just based on her FLPs.

[ 21. January 2016, 16:03: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
ABC to solve easier... mousethief

Fair enough, but what about the more difficult one? Does he leave that to the Orthodoxen?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
UK Labour Party Under Pottage

Sounds like it could be a Mess!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Animal companions in Graven Image

I'll have the golden calf.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is it time for another Uncle Pete

No, NO! Please, not that!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What do we make of footwasher

...erm... good at washing feet?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Favourite Childhood L'organist

Bit niche, I'd say. I had a favourite childhood guitarist and a favourite childhood drummer, but I wasn't a connoisseur of organists.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Who the hell invented Welease Woderwick

I thought I'd get in before anyone else does!

I've often wondered about that, too.
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
If he hadn't existed, someone would have had to invent him ... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Who the hell invented... quetzalcoatl

I think it was the Aztecs?
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Who the hell invented Carex

handwasher?
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Want to lose some weight? ... Cranmer's baggage*

Oh yes, this will make our services much lighter.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Follow the money or... Eutychus

This is funny to me because I often hear Eutychus' screen name as yer tuches (Yiddish for "your arse"). Sorry [Smile]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Jobs which are not...Chorister

I'll have a guess at binman.
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
jobs which are not...kitten

Puppy?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Google yourself kitten
Everyone else seems to be, so why not?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Mourning the loss of Schroedinger's Cat
Shouldn't have opened the box.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The church without ... mousethief

Noooo! Wait for me! Let down the lifeboat!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
The justification for anteater

Ant population control.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
The sin that clings... pimple

I guess this is because you get it from masturbation?

[ 16. February 2016, 15:34: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I remember For Galloping Granny

Has she forgotten her shopping list again?
 
Posted by Doone (# 18470) on :
 
The church without ... Boogie

No more white suits and glitter balls in the aisles then
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
What is the point of lilBuddha?
Surely the point is that there is no point.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Funeral Mass for Justice

Only now? Justice has been dead for years in this country.
 
Posted by ThunderBunk (# 15579) on :
 
What is truth? (que sais-je)

Even the French don't know, apparently...
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Disillusioned with...The Phantom Flan Flinger

Turns out he's just a quiche chucker.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
The justification for Belle Ringer

It's the sexton's job!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Bible, the word of... lilBuddha

A religious cross-over?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Elijah's still small... Baptist Trainfan.

Better a small prophet than no prophet at all, or even a deaf issit.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Bringing people back... Frankenstein

I'm not sure if we should let him try this.
 
Posted by mdijon (# 8520) on :
 
It's not a FLP but I'm amused (with a small and smutty mind) by seeing the following juxtaposition of threads;

Free love or sex addiction
In, out, in, out, shake it all about...
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it fertilizer or ... Adam

One morning Eve awoke to a most atrocious smell.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Yoked together with...LeRoc

There are worse shipmates to be paired with... [Two face]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sipech:
Yoked together with...LeRoc

There are worse shipmates to be paired with... [Two face]

Just make sure that the horse/mule/ox LeRoc has blinders besides its eyes whenever we walk past a pub [Smile]

[ 04. March 2016, 09:38: Message edited by: LeRoc ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Bible, the word of Frankenstein
Best left withou additional comment?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Bible, the word of quetzalcoatl
Ware the conquistadors!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Greatest Song ... la vie en rouge

The correct title ends with rose (and I like the Shipmate a lot more than the song [Smile] )
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Ecumenical movement (Frankenstein)

There are indeed some who believe it is monstruous, I think! [Snigger]
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
How can you regulate... Schroedinger's cat

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle says you can't.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I Do Not Suffer a Woman ... mousethief.

there's limits to gender equality
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
All that remains of...Welease Woderwick
In the gutter


Oh my! [Eek!]
Best get down there and help him out.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What was it you wanted?:... Jonah the Whale

Just spit it out!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What was it you wanted?:... Galloping Granny

Sorry, we're completely out of stock, hope to get some more delivered next week.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What is the strangest Graven Image

Anything by Barbara Hepworth?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Answering Frankenstein's... Stetson

Where the Doctor (no, not that one!) ventures into the American Frontier and creates Bigfoot?
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Help-the Ship has... Alan Cresswell

I must say that I take exception to this. I find it quite comforting to know that Alan is on the Ship.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
What is the strangest...Chorister

That has to have been that 80 year old, 4 foot 10 woman who sang bass alongside the Blind Boys of Alabama.
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
That scares the @#$!%... Bene Gesserit

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.

 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Is religion wasting... A Feminine Force

Oh yes.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Jeremy Hunt The Phantom Flan Flinger

Well, politicians are often a bit dubious!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
What is the strangest Sparrow?


This one?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Kill the wabbit (Kelly Alves)

Yeah, good luck with that. That particular wabbit is well capable of defending herself....with an axe!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How academies promote ExclamationMark

I thought they'd just been told explicitly not to do that!!!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Be like Jesus earrings

I have to be a stud?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Be like Jesus earrings

I have to be a stud?

I think Jesus earrings dangle.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Do you believe in a Lamb Chopped

Certainly not, I'm a vegetarian!
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
I exist, fear me! (dumps mint sauce over Wodders)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Do you believe in a Luigi?
He doesn't get the press Mario does, but he is there no less.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
I exist, fear me! (dumps mint sauce over Wodders)

Suddenly giving up being a veggie looks more attractive!
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Do you believe in a... Boogie

Give me a moment, I'll have a melody for this funk song this evening.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Do you believe in a Joesaphat?
Only if it jumps.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
What is the strangest Graven Image

Probably the ikon of St Cthulhu in the parish church of R'lyeh, which weeps a cocktail of bile, saltwater and blood from its tentacles.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Prayers of the Faithful Piglet

Is this a new take on the Parable of the Gadarene Swine?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Do you believe in a Freddy

That probably depends on how familiar you are with A Nightmare on Elm Street
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
Should we try to create mousethief

Things like this make the game worth playing...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is it fertilizer or... Alan Cresswell

Alan Cresswell is generally a very useful thought fertilizer, so I don't really see a contradiction in there.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Videos and images of... Adam.

Is that how God knew? TreeCam? Or selfies posted on EdenBook?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
I hope he's wearing his fig leaf!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
666--The Mark of the Mamacita
I knew it! It is always the nice ones, isn't it?

[ 12. April 2016, 04:52: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is it time for another Schroedinger's cat

Yes, the last one died

...

or did it?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Paul O'Grady and the Golden Key

Great name for a quiz game on TV!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
666--The Mark of the...balaam

Presumably, that would be a mark on the ass...
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
666--The Mark of the Lamb Chopped
Hmmm, perhaps the vegetarian option, then.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Now even more delicious?

666 - the mark of the Trudy Scrumptious
 
Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :
 
Do not enter until... Schroedinger's cat

Duh, no way I'm going to enter that box.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Mantras, rosaries and Gamaliel

An unholy trinity, if ever there was one. [Disappointed]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Why did God create Martin60

Answers on a postcard, please... [Two face]
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Chicken skin, bacon... Lamb Chopped

Sounds like a pretty good start. Who brought the vegetables?
 
Posted by Lamb Chopped (# 5528) on :
 
[Paranoid]
 
Posted by Nicolemr (# 28) on :
 
Why did god create Quetzalcoatl?

Interesting theological question. Did God create the MesoAmerican deities, and if so, why?
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
How much do I need RooK

Well, if you're missing both knights...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Videos and images of Oblatus
Seriously, don't go there [Eek!]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Videos and images of .... Adam.

The belly button! Do they show the belly button?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Is it time for another Schroedinger's Cat

Oh god, did somebody open the lid again?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Why did God create Cliffdweller?

Pressure of space, you see. The descendants of Adam, Eve, and those bloody intruder Nephilim meant the plains were over populated.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Is anyone here from Arabella Purity Winterbottom?

Imagine having to write that out every time you had to give your address.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
What is the strangest Ariel?

Nowhere near as strange as the Caliban!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What is the strangest ... Graven Image?

There's been a few NSFWS
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
A conspiracy against...Alan Cresswell

We're all out to get him. Didn't you know that? [Snigger] [Devil]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Sending Chocolate (or... Kelly Alves)

Why not both? Send Kelly Alves round with some chocolate! [Smile]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Evangelism for the...hatless

Beware the evil temptations of the bowler and the top hat. Such ostentation is not for thee. Repent of thy bareheadedness and clothe thy head with the flat cap of righteousness!
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
I was too slow off the draw for that one, but am delighted to be the first with

Making sense of St Alan Cresswell

A well-deserved sanctus subitus indeed.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Fuck You, Pastor, for... Wesley J

Nah, just leave him alone. kthxbai.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Then they came for...Sipech

But no one really noticed. He was an expendable nobody, existing on the fringes of society, a speck in the corner of the eye. People noticed that something was different, but they couldn't articulate what it was. And then they moved on.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Horror Pope is...Golden Key.

[Cool] [Killing me]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
[Big Grin] GK

Animal companions in... Graven Image

Very artsy.
 
Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :
 
Horror Pope is mousethief.

Is outrage!

HA! Beat everyone! [Yipee]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
If elected I will not run, and if nominated I will not serve.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Horror that Pope is... leo

Relax. He's Sagittarius.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is it time for another Smudgie

Spare thy faithful people, Oh Lord!

or just

Oh Lord!

[ 27. May 2016, 07:24: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
 
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Is it time for another Smudgie

Spare thy faithful people, Oh Lord!

or just

Oh Lord!

I can understand your concern. Why get a replacement when the original is just perfect as she is? [Biased]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Horror that Pope is... Barnabas62

He isn't Catholic? Then, understandably!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why, Justin, why? (Stetson)

It's the hat, dear.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Horror that Pope is bad man

499 years it took, but the news finally sinks in. [Two face]
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Is Extremism a mental Doublethink.

Yes.
 
Posted by Doublethink. (# 1984) on :
 
[Razz]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Regular Distribution ... seasick

Just don't go there
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Sending Chocolate or Jengie jon
Chocolate. The answer is always chocolate, lovely as Jengie might be.

Besides, the postage, packaging (airholes, food, water and, erm, other considerations)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
In, out, in, out; EU... Cod

There were a couple of wars about having those in, or out, indeed.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Haven't we had enough Alan Cresswell

We can never have enough. Go Alan!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Move to reverse or... Doublethink.

Now, is 'reverse' here the same, or the opposite of 'doublethink', one may wonder? Interesting perspectives, in any case!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Language of Heaven - Piglet
Snuffle, snort, oink, oink, squeal?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Yes, yes, let's talk ... ArachnidinElmet

I may soon, but only should it be that I master the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive...
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Eid Mubarak!....Piglet

Anyone else seeing a potential issue here?
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
Are we living in a ThunderBunk?

You might be. I couldn't possibly comment.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Who will lead us now?
Martin60


[Help]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Same-sex marriage and the Piglet
A very different Winnie the Pooh story
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Same-sex marriage and... ThunderBunk

TMI! [Ultra confused]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Pokemon Go; gotta catch Trident

[Eek!]
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
Books make great gifts: Twilight

Well, I probably wouldn't give it to a friend, but I guess it depends on your tastes.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is the strangest... Wesley J

There's only one, and he is quite strange. I must know! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
New uses for ordinary... (BroJames)

Leading the early church, saying nice things about his brother..
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
New uses for ordinary Pigwidgeon

1) Turbocharger fitted to enable twice the flying speed, including reverse
2) Gold spray now available for those decorative occasions, formal banquets, etc when bird is required to stand still and look like statue
3) Baked in a white wine sauce with grapes.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Awkward, embarassing Sipech

Yep, that just about sums me up.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Awkward, embarassing... Baptist Trainfan

Anoraks can be just that. [Smile]


Possible collapse of... Eutychus

Yep, according to Acts 20. Just don't fall asleep on a window sill!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Possible collapse of cliffdweller

That's coastal erosion for you!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Tony Anthony Complete... Baptist Trainfan

TA a gricer - nearly makes you like him, doesn't it?
 
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :
 
Point of order, m'lud: I would never, ever call myself a gricer!!!! [Nearly added "flame" symbol but decided it was inappropriate for The Circus].

[ 14. August 2016, 07:50: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Who gives this woman Schroedinger's Cat?
Oh right, give a girl a gift she cannot open.
That is messed up.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
Point of order, m'lud: I would never, ever call myself a gricer!!!! [Nearly added "flame" symbol but decided it was inappropriate for The Circus].

Shhh, not you, mate... - it's about that strange TA personnage, all this, innit! [Two face]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Interesting (for the Baptist Trainfan)

Less so for the Methodist Planespotter or the Anglican Arts & Crafts Enthusiast
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Ryan Lochte - one more mousethief

I wasn't aware that stealing rodents was among his crimes, but I don't think it would surprise me.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Do you believe in a mousethief?

Oh yes. And I always leave milk and cheese out for him on Ratsmas Eve.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Ryan Lochte - one more... cliffdweller

Nah, I think he's jumped all right. [Roll Eyes]

[ 21. August 2016, 15:28: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Your least favourite...(Leaf)

Stinging nettle. Nasty buggers they are!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Interesting (for the ... Chorister)

In my most recent experience of choristers' (note position of apostrophe) opinions this would indicate that the sermon was not being referenced.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
divine offices and baby wombat

I am reminded of my very beautiful theological school / university college chapel in which the pew-ends feature carvings of native Australian Fauna .... [Axe murder]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
And here was me thinking it was a spin-off from the "Dogs in Church" thread in Purgatory.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
A plethora of FLPs:

Interesting (for the... Chorister)

could be ...

Church coffee &... Chorister,

where they all'd certainly be ...

Re-united with loved...Chorister [Smile]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The origin of Islamic quetzalcoatl
That is an interesting mashup
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Church coffee & bib

For messy drinkers of after-service refreshments.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Why do churches worship Schroedinger's Cat?

Because they're Egyptian physicists?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sipech:
Why do churches worship Schroedinger's Cat?

Because they're Egyptian physicists?

I was going to say Maybe they do and maybe they don't
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
U.S. Presidential Election Hedgehog
If she sees her shadow, six more weeks of campaigning?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Gastroporn Piglet
Christopher Robin! how could you?

[ 13. September 2016, 02:20: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Gastroporn Piglet
Christopher Robin! how could you?

[Eek!]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Gastroporn Piglet
Christopher Robin! how could you?

Fifty things To Do With Hunny
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The origin of Islamic lilBuddha
No,no, that was Jesus.
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
Why the C of E isn't...mousethief.

Because they're not orthodox/Orthodox? [Biased]
 
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :
 
{tangent}

lilBuddha--

Thanks for the cool link! Of course, that would mean that the end of the world happened (per Islam) and we somehow missed it!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Yes, yes, let's talk Welease Woderwick

Can we have a less boring topic, please?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Why the CofE isn't...Anglican_Brat

Depends who you ask. I'm sure some might say that some parts of the CofE are.
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
After many years of Alan Cresswell

He seems to have been here for forever.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Difficult relatives Moo

If that were the only problem...
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
I normally avoid my own but
quote:
Justice is denied ... Zappa
is a bit of a bugger [Waterworks]
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Commands, decrees, and... Lamb Chopped

Ah, State Department dinner then.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jesus’s ghost, as in... mousethief

It dwelleth where it liketh.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
An echo chamber of... mr cheesy

Brie.. ie.. ie... Emmental.. al.. al... Gorgonzola.. ola.. ola... Wensleydale.. ale.. ale...

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hallowe'en costumes Wesley J

I'd buy one! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by dj_ordinaire (# 4643) on :
 
How High Church is... dj_ordinaire

Oh, what gave it away? Hardly any of my Rosaries are fluorescent!

(Quite a few others in similar vein from that thread as well of course, some more apposite than others [Biased] )
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Jesus’s ghost, as in...A Feminine Force

Well, that's one way of looking at it. If feminist Star Wars gnostic theology is such a thing; it probably is.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The Betrayal of the... pimple

Hey! My face look brilliant before that! [Help]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
The Betrayal of the... pimple

Hey! My face look brilliant before that! [Help]

Aaaargh: 'looked' - perhaps the brilliance was a tad too much, and more facial hygiene might have helped. Preview psot would've. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
I don't believe all...Alan Cresswell

Neither do I. I only believe his left hand side. Don't trust the right at all.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are Conservatives More... Honest Ron Bacardi

Probably only after the ingurgitating of considerable amounts of the latter.
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
"And there's another mousethief

I've heard of long ago..."

No, it's not got the same ring to it as the old version.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The cult of quiet Lamb Chopped

I wouldn't call it a "cult" - just, who would want their chopped lamb to make noises?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Pope celebrates the...Alan Cresswell

And so say all of us!
 
Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :
 
Pope celebrates the...lilBuddha

Easily the most ecumenically-minded Pope ever...
 
Posted by jrw (# 18045) on :
 
Clocks...Boogie

Follow that, John Travolta!
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Pope celebrates the bishop's finger

Usually they wait till someone is dead before they do the relic ... um ... harvesting.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Poppies and neo-Nazi Alan Cresswell

I can't even tell you how confused this makes me.

Is it a bird? Is it St. Gwladys

St. Gwladys, do you have special abilities you've not told us about? [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Yes, yes, let's talk ... Piglet
Squeal. Snuffle. Squonk.
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
**oink oink** [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ann (# 94) on :
 
Piglets should be careful about how they talk. [Biased]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
quote:
Is it a bird? Is it... Cottontail
Er .. feathertail, I thought. Unless there's some sort of clandestine genetic modification going on. Blame Monsanto?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
I Will Not Obey Alan Cresswell

Only if he comes up with well-reasoned arguments, anyway!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
The Trumpocalypse from...Bishops Finger

That is one mighty, powerful finger! The merest touch from it and the world descends into a snarling brashness.
 
Posted by Goldfish Stew (# 5512) on :
 
Ringtones for the ... mousethief

A professional thief would have the phone on silent for fear of waking the mouse
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Is there really such mousethief

I hope you're sitting down before I tell you the answer...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
And there's another lilBuddha

And another there, and another there... Wow, so much enlightenment happening today!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What puts you off from Leorning Cniht
Mostly, not knowing how to pronounce it, or whether it's a person, place, or thing.

"Love your enemy" (Kelly Alves)
How dare you! Kelly is actually my friend!

The fulfilment of Isaiah...Lamb Chopped
Wow! Whod've thought all those Suffering Servant songs and the rest boiled down to a prediction of what's for dinner!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Rolyn: Traitorous to Erroneous Monk
I can't quite tell if that's a good thing or not.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Is it time for another Golden Key
If you've misplaced the last one, you might need a replacement.

The ideal C of E clergyman (Albertus)
Well, that's sorted, then. (A Latin name, too! I guess we've progressed a bit since the Reformations.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Animal companions in neandergirl
In?! Parasites are now animal companions? PETA have gone too far.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Bunnies, kittens, candyfloss...Welease Woderwick

At weast we'we making the demand in wangwage bunnies, kittens, and candyfloss would undewstand! Hewe's hoping dey welease Woderwick soon!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Is there no spiritual... Boogie

I think there is. Everything we do can be holy, spiritual, sanctified. [Angel]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Veiled in flesh the... Lamb Chopped

Mmmmh!
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
Pot Luck: Recipes 2016 Sparrow...

...stuffed with garlic and mushrooms!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
And there's another Goldfish Stew

[Eek!] Another?!? Good Lord, where have you been eating?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Millennials and the Stetson

Style was never their good point/
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
And there is another Siegfried.
So, do we tell him where to find another Brünnhilde or do we warn him about tigers?
 
Posted by Goldfish Stew (# 5512) on :
 
2017 Celebrity Death Spike

That's a reality TV show I might watch
 
Posted by Goldfish Stew (# 5512) on :
 
And there's another Goldfish Stew

One with coriander, and one without [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
And there is another Siegfried.
So, do we tell him where to find another Brünnhilde or do we warn him about tigers?

Or do we tell him about Tristan, and how he has been out with the notorious Darrowby bellringers again, and is totally off his head the next morning, unable to take on his duty for the matinal small (let alone big!) animal surgery? [Eek!] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :
 
Religious Freedom for ... lilBuddha
Seems logical.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
SoF Quotes File Piglet
Squeeeel! snort snuffle Squeeeel!

Or do you mean things said to Pooh?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
We can't have Muslims... Alan Cresswell

However, to 'Alan Cresswell' someone could also be a positive thing, couldn't it? [Smile]
 
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on :
 
St Charles, King and teddybear.

Ahhhhh!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Can the Queen disinvite...Alan Cresswell

I suppose so, but I'm not sure what he might have done to offend her.
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Lands of the Southern Piglet

I think we must have an impostor - I'm most definitely a Northern Piglet. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Lost in a Good Book:... Not Too Bad

Quite. [Smile]
 
Posted by Ultracrepidarian (# 9679) on :
 
Giving up Jesus for... Bishops Finger

Whatever makes you happy, I suppose.
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Giving up Jesus for......Graven Image

Even better, and I'm happy to yield precedence...

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Giving up Jesus for... venbede

As good and venerable as Bede was, why give up the original for a mere copy? Body of Christ, and all that!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why Do The Poor Keep... Marvin the Martian

Extraterrestrial live is their only hope!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Why Do The Poor Keep... Marvin the Martian

Extraterrestrial live is their only hope!

Bollocks. 'Life'. I meant, 'life'. [brick wall]
 
Posted by Spike (# 36) on :
 
Giving up Jesus for ... venbede

I suspect there may be a heresy there somewhere
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Songs that irritate la vie en rouge are presumably those not in the French language...

IJ
 
Posted by Amos (# 44) on :
 
No soap, no shampoo no prophet's flag is set so high.

Hmm. Let's run that up the flagpole and see who salutes.

[ 14. March 2017, 15:13: Message edited by: Amos ]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
The time has come to moo...

Ah, the cows have come home for milking, I see.

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The time has come to... Garden Hermit

as every spring. Hermit likes to spend winter in the house, but is very happy to be brought back outside as soon as it gets warmer. [Smile]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Who's now the leader of the free world?...Bishop's Finger

A good choice, though I say so myself. YMMV.

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Are the JWs announcing... WearyPilgrim

They may tend to make people somewhat weary, occasionally...!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Homophobes boogie
Strict equal male/female ratio, no electronica...
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Inviting friends to... Schroedinger's cat

... who might be there, or might not. [Paranoid]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Are the JWs announcing Stetson
They have special hats, now?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
A Church With Its Own Schroedinger's cat

This was as an illustration as to how they could cater for both the orthodox and heterodox by having a Christ who was both risen and still dead at the same time.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hope This Helps: General... Welease Woderwick

We'll win all battles now! [Cool] - But shouldn't he be an admiral, seeing this is a Ship?
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Are we going to have Bishops Finger

Is this a line from Carry on Doctor? Ooo, Matron!
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Two thuribles (Incensed)

Well and truly, I should imagine!
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Sipech:
Two thuribles (Incensed)

Well and truly, I should imagine!

Beat me to it! (I did have to Google to check a thurible was what I thought it was, though...)
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Having grown up in a suit-and-tie baptist church, I still have to look up all the high church paraphernalia. I've just about got the difference between a chasuble and thurible, though on sight I still can't tell the difference between a chasuble and a dalmatic. [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Whoever is responsible... Curiosity killed ...

Might explain the sad state of the planet. Still, let's not give up, shall we! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
resurrection bodies.... Sparrow

I mean, I know Jesus meant it when he said the sparrows are precious to God, but I was kind of hoping for something... slightly larger?

(Though the flying bit sounds cool!)
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When prayers of self-control... Boogie

they will undoubtedly be answered! [Yipee]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
French presidential... mr cheesy

Clearly a valid candidate, given the name! [Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Can we go back to a... Pangolin Guerre

No thanks. Make love, not guerre (=French: war)!

[Axe murder]
 
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :
 
the strange lives of Adeodatus

What more can one say?
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Everlasting... Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dear Miss Amanda, she does go on....and on....and on....

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Russ, you are either... Golden Key

Either of them? A question of alter ego(s), or just ego? (... as it is from a Hell thread.)
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
the strange lives of georgiaboy

This, and I expect many from that thread, would make a terrific book title.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Whom shall we send?... A Soprano Learning to Listen

Problem solved!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Religion stunts your... lilBuddha

And he's already quite small!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Boris, you complete... Bishops Finger

Middle finger, presumably?
 
Posted by Callan (# 525) on :
 
Fucking Judges lilBuddha

As long as you're both happy.

(With apologies to Tony Soprano).
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Religion stunts your... Moo

Holy cow, who'd have thunk!
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Animal companions in ... Kittyville

Of course! [Smile]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Not again...mr cheesy

Alas, it is indeed he...again...

IJ
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Books Removed from mr cheesy might be naughty ones...

IJ
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
creatures of Stetson
Horses?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Unusual request for Leorning Cniht

For a few reasons, I should think
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Dead horses: a free-for-all... Moo

Not a neigh. The horses are dead, see?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
There's no shirking... Baptist Trainfan

Back to the platform 8 with your full immersion, you slacker!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
American Gods (on the Kitten)
Thought those were fleas, perhaps I should not have squished them.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
What is praying for... hatless

Perhaps a prayer in windy weather for all those whose hats've been blown away?
 
Posted by ThunderBunk (# 15579) on :
 
There's no shirking...Martin 60

Try as one might.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Or this one:

God the Son = Son of...Martin60
 
Posted by Martin60 (# 368) on :
 
Damn, all this time I've been ignoring my public.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
At the moment the All Saints "recent visitors" line reads
quote:
Curiosity killed ..., M., Zappa, and 1 lurker(s)
... which worries me slightly [Paranoid]
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
Can the Queen disinvite la vie en rouge

[Waterworks] say it ain’t so
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
What should we do about Matt Black

Varnish him, so he comes up all nice and shiny?

IJ
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
May I please rip off Bishops Finger...

Nooo!!

[Help]

I need it to Point Out Error...

IJ
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Can the Queen disinvite boogie?
Oh how I would love to see her invite the boogie.
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
What should we do about mr cheesy

Toast 'im! On brown bread! With pickle! And drink ALE while we eat 'im!

[Snigger]

IJ
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
May I please rip off Cthulu

Not advised.
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
What puts you off from... Bishops Finger is worsened when you click on the post and find "It's not exactly rocket science to indicate to visitors where the entrance actually is....." [Eek!]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
[Killing me]

IJ
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
There have been several tempting ones along these lines, but

What should we do about Kaplan Corday

really fits the metre for What shall we do with the drunken sailor.

#Way, hey, and up she rises...#
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Well spotted, Eutychus, and thanks for today's earworm!

[Paranoid]

IJ
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Add another verse:

What should we do about Martin60

[Two face]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Church, drinking cultures,...wild haggis

A day of the life of Scottish Presbyterianism.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hostility to Traditional... hatless

Wear a baseball cap perhaps, back-to-front? Or even a wig!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Hostility to Traditional... Boogie

How dare they! Honour the roots, I say!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Paschal candle outside... Bishops Finger

Seems to make sense. Avoids that burning feeling.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
How purgatorial is lilBuddha
Questioning my ability to post purgatorially?
[Mad]
Hang on whilst I start a Hell thread...
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
sexual experimentation... Bishops Finger

Don't even think about it!

[Two face]

IJ
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
How purgatorial is RooK

well he hangs out with knights, bishops and queens, pawns and ... whatever
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Ominous words (Palimpsest)

Wh t ar you doi wit tha eraser? [Paranoid]
No! N ! !!! St y awa fro me! [Eek!]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
2017 Celebrity Death Piglet
Beware the Squeal of DOOM!

Death comes on tiny, cloven hoofs.

I'll never tire of seeing this pop up
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Death Piglet Theatre presents: On Tiny Cloven Hooves

"Oh, what a cuuute little piggy!"
Squeal!
"What?! Nooo!"
Squeal! snort, snuffle, Squeal!
"But I'm too young to d..."
snort


Needed a laugh, made me own. Not even sorry.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Does the C of E really Angloid

Well, yes...but is that really a verb?
 
Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :
 
2017 Celebrity Death… Schrödinger’s Cat

Yes, but is it really dead? [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by la vie en rouge:
2017 Celebrity Death… Schrödinger’s Cat

Yes, but is it really dead? [Roll Eyes]

Once it's in the box, does anyone really care?
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Cancer sucks Bishop's Finger

Well, as long as it's just his finger.
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Oooh....not even that, if you please!

[Eek!]

IJ
 
Posted by basso (# 4228) on :
 
When seminarians are mistaken...
Assign a seminarian to preach on Trinity Sunday, and who knows what the result will be?

[Yes, I know it's usually the curate. Still...]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Warning: may contain ... mousethief

Rodentia and caregivers thereof be warned.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Warning: may contain Schroedinger's Cat

Of course, we'll never know for sure.

[ 10. August 2017, 19:12: Message edited by: Eutychus ]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Warning: may contain SvitlanaV2

...and thus to be avoided at all costs?

IJ
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Are you one of the Bene Gesserit

No, they're all women and I'm a guy.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Welcome Home! Lamb Chopped
Just in time for supper...🍽
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Kids these days just don't... mousethief

"I Wish I Could Shimmy Like My Mousethief Mate"?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Are you one of the Chorister[s]

With my singing voice, I think not.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Can you help me ID Cottontail

Check the back - do you see cotton where there should be a tail?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Privacy: Time for a... Golden Key

Insert key. Turn key. Door locked. That's it.

[ 05. September 2017, 04:42: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Nicolemr (# 28) on :
 
When Abraham murdered... Mr Cheesy.
 
Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :
 
The Patriarch is on a spree! When Abraham Murdered...mousethief.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Curtains around the...Bishops Finger

Just when I think I'm getting the hang of this whole vestments malarkey, this goes and throws a spanner in the works.
 
Posted by leo (# 1458) on :
 
When Abraham murdered... Leo
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
The Patriarch is on a spree! When Abraham Murdered...mousethief.

Boy, he sure is!

On my main page right now, this FLP combines with the board below to give a Famous Consecutive Famous Last Post!

What puts you off from Al Eluia
When Abraham Murdered Nigel M


Asked & answered. I just cannot say "alleluia" to murder. Even if it were Easter.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Female Valor in the... Gramps49

And in the interest of a balanced view, let us also look at:

Male Valor in the... Grannie49 [Smile]

(Dirty minds please abstain! ITTWACW! [Paranoid] )
 
Posted by Stejjie (# 13941) on :
 
Is theological liberalism... hatless
I suppose that depends on how liberal or otherwise you are in your interpretation of 1 Corinthians 11.
 
Posted by Leorning Cniht (# 17564) on :
 
Crown Prince Frederik chasing the Black Dog

From the author of "Crown Prince Frederik at the Beach," the latest in the popular series of children's readers featuring the Danish royal.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What's wrong with this cliffdweller

I mean, why won't he come live in a nice house in the suburbs, for crying out loud?
 
Posted by ArachnidinElmet (# 17346) on :
 
I don't want to go...Moo

Well, I'm pretty sure no one is forcing you. Maybe baa instead?
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
The Pope is (gasp) lilBuddha
No one would be more surprised than myself.
 
Posted by Soror Magna (# 9881) on :
 
Harvey Weinstein and... Soror Magna

Pass the rusty farm implement, please.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
How Do You Deal With...Karl: Liberal Backslider

A bit of orthodox friction might slow him down.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Saved by Faith and... Boogie

What a fine way to be saved! [Yipee]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
The Instruction of...Erroneous Monk

...is, presumably, required.

But why?

[Paranoid]

IJ
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Noises for electric Moo

They already have a noise by definition.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Three Word Story (Bishop's Finger)

OK, now you just need a good action verb!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Noises for electric... Baptist Trainfan

Would that by any chance be the noises of a model railway set? [Smile]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Possibly, and especially if DCC fitted!

IJ
 
Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :
 
Abraham was testing....HCH

sabine
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Roses, foxgloves, snowdrops,...Bishops Finger

If you're digging out the flowers for winter, beware: you might find more of the Bishop! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Yes, bits of my Toenails....Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

[Help]

IJ

(Oooh...if I'd thought to collect them from the Chiropodist's hands, I could perhaps have marketed them as Relics....).
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Confess your unpopular LutheranChik

Here she stands; she can do no other. Deal with it.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Boycott Australia (Stetson)

If Geoffrey wears one of those during the Ashes, I'll be surprised.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When Christmas Eve... ThunderBunk

Sounds vaguely threating! [Paranoid]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
The current scandals... Twilight

Excellent, creative use of 'twilight' as a verb there!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Unto us a child is Gramps 49

Any and every child? Even the girls?
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
What can you see?
wild haggis


A rare sight indeed. Yet there they go, frolicking through the glens.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Why are churches not... fletcher christian

As long as they're 'Christian', that's fine for me!
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Do fletcher Christians send up arrow prayers?

IJ
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
Names in Intercessory teddybear

Being prayed for by a teddybear feels so comforting.
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Doesn't it just? [Smile]
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Paschal Candle and the Bishop's finger

Don't confuse the two. [Eek!] [Mad]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
I just knew someone would pick up on this...

....ouch! Running water, please.....

IJ
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Unto us a child is Pooks

Aw, that's an adorable nickname.
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Bowing to the Processional Mousethief

Oh, these High Church types - what will they think of next?

[Eek!]

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Bowing to the Processional... Hooker's Trick

Truly the all-inclusive church service Jesus wants us to do. But the bowing? I guess there may be splitters! (cf. Life of Brian)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Shake it all about (Anglican't)

Sadly, true. We Anglicans have never been able to really let loose.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Celebratory funerals (Laud-able)

In some cases, maybe.
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
In tonight's episode of 'When Anglo-Catholics get Distracted':

Pascal Candle and the...Arethosemyfeet
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jerusalem as Israel's... Stetson

Or, in the current political climate, rather as an orange wig?
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Jerusalem as Israel's... Stetson

Or, in the current political climate, rather as an orange wig?

I'd suggest a yarmulke.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
The U.S.S. USA-- Boldly...(Moo)

OK, but a parenthetical moo is hardly bold.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Jerusalem as Israel's... mousethief

Theologians find that proposal rather unorthodox.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Cancer SUCKS Bishop's Finger

Whatever's going on there, prayers for the bishop are in order.
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Bowing to the Processional Utrecht Catholic
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
Damn! Let's try again.....

Bowing to the Processional Utrecht Catholic sounds like double-Dutch to me.

[Two face]

IJ
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Abraham was testing Martin60

"Oh Martin! Will you sweep away the intelligible amid the unintelligible? What if there are five non-enigmatic ideas in your prose? Will you really drown them out and not spare other Shipmates for the sake of those five actual ideas?"

[Two face]
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
[Killing me]

Bet he (i.e. the Patriarch) didn't get anywhere, though.

IJ
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Abraham was testing Martin60

"Oh Martin! Will you sweep away the intelligible amid the unintelligible? What if there are five non-enigmatic ideas in your prose? Will you really drown them out and not spare other Shipmates for the sake of those five actual ideas?"

[Two face]

[Overused]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Eggnog Piglet
A small consumer of too much eggnog? A piglet made of eggnog? An Eggnog made of Piglet?
Or does Pooh not know of punctuation?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Eggnog Boogie

Too much of the former, the latter ensues!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Shake it all about:... Boogie

Seems about right. [Yipee]
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
Is it really the last Wet Kipper

If so, I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or relieved.
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Royal Wedding: whose piglet?
Corgis, I’d have expected...
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
All scripture is given Nick Tamen

Do you think he'll share any of it?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
What has gone wrong...Schroedinger's cat

You peeked, didn't you.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Tea and biscuits or... Wesley J

One doesn't exclude the other. Except that I am quite partial to the two former one, and thus there might be none left...! [Hot and Hormonal]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Oops... Service booklet... (Baptist Trainfan)

Timetable misprinted?
 
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :
 
Is it really the last ... Jedijudy

Surely there's only one. [Smile]
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Young, scrappy, and ... Ian Climacus just doesn't sound right. Not the Ian we know and love. Well, except the young bit.

(Nice to see you back in form, IC [Axe murder] )
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
At last, Evangelicals Moo

...thus joining the barnyard chorus of the oinking Catholics, the crowing Orthodox, the bleating Anglicans, and all the mainline hee-hawing.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
How would you read Lamb Chopped

Is that the carnivore's version of tea leaves?
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
The prayers of the Tree Bee

has a nice feel to it
 
Posted by Tree Bee (# 4033) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
The prayers of the Tree Bee

has a nice feel to it

[Smile]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Find your inner chef... Baptist Trainfan

... in the buffet car?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Spiritual abuse is... Moo

Holy cow! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Gill H (# 68) on :
 
Well, it may relate to that whole ‘animal noises’ thing from a few years ago...
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
What constitutes a balaam

1. Having a talking donkey.
2. Not being called Shrek.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
What constitutes a Schroedinger's cat

Tricky. As I understand it, if we look to find out it will disappear.
 
Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :
 
What constitutes a Martha

I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.
 
Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :
 
Tea and biscuits or Bishops Finger

Uh, I'll take the tea and biscuits, please. (Is this the relics thread?)
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Where does your father Pigwidgeon

I'd have to ask him what that even means, let alone where he does it!
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
My birthplace is more Less and fewer
Um, what?
 
Posted by Rosa Gallica officinalis (# 3886) on :
 
How often do you clean... L'organist

He gets a bath once a year whether he needs it or not.
 
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :
 
... but showers daily!
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
How often do you clean Baptist Trainfan

After the train has gone through a tunnel with windows open he will certainly need it.

[aside]Ah, the romance of steam[/aside]
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
New ship and new boards Moo

Is there no end to the delights which await us at the relaunch??
 
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :
 
The prayers of the Telepath

I wonder how that will go down at the next Communion service?
 
Posted by Rosa Gallica officinalis (# 3886) on :
 
The prayers of the Erroneus Monk
were addressed to the wrong deity, and therefore answered with disastrous consequences.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Julian of Norwich and silent... venbede

Women power made him shut up?

[ 25. January 2018, 10:54: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
 
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :
 
Speaking the Name of...Martin60

If you do it in the mirror 3 times, he won't appear, but you may be mocked for thinking he might.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Admitting to yourself you... Orb

You say that as if it was a bad thing!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
New vicar changes Gamaliel

Can we get the old vicar back, then?
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
What constitutes a Martha

I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.

Is that the one that made you fall out the window?
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Admitting to yourself... hatless

So you forgot your headgear again!
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
No Whisky Priests here...Evensong

Well, quite. Can't have the Rersicles and Vesponses all slurred, now can we?

IJ
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Where did Pilate get... Bishops Finger

A question that has puzzled scientists throughout the ages.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Just pick it up and... Curiosity killed ...

That's one way of looking at it. Before picking it up, please check that it's safe, though!
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Where did Pilate get Lamb Chopped

I assume his personal cook would have chopped it for him.
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
Philosophy, and Being... lilBuddha

Certainly helps!
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
When Google Fails You:... Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Quite! [Overused]
 
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :
 
All scripture is given... mousethief

Hey, I want some, too! [Eek!]
 
Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :
 
Do I have a Divisional Boogie

Divisive, maybe. But needs work before representing the division.
 
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :
 
Do you recognize this Bishop's Finger

Well, if you know it's a bishop's finger, it must have an episcopal ring on it. Can you just show me the ring and not the finger, please?
 
Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :
 
[Eek!]

IJ
 
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :
 
Can living equines Boogie?

Of course they can - dressage!
 
Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Can living equines Boogie?

Of course they can - dressage!

If only Kenwritez were with us. I feel sure he would produce an "Interpretive Dance for Equines" routine. I don't think Martha Graham ever tried, but who knows.
 


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