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Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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Each person post three words that follow on from the previous three words to make a story, if that makes sense. I'll start.
Once upon a
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large, round, brass
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plate was inscribed
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the mysterious name
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of someone who
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was previously unidentified
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but now revealed
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to be someone
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far and away
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the most celebrated
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longbow archer and
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head librarian ever.
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The collected heads
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of the antiquarian
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rested on shelves
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above the elaborate
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bust of Plato
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which stood in
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a decorated alcove.
[ 05. August 2014, 16:21: Message edited by: Raptor Eye ]
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Yet underneath this
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was a box
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in which wsa
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hastily stowed a
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secret treasure map!
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Never had such
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a hard time
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been had by
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so many so
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unremarkable and frankly
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incompetent officers who
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struggled to find
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a way to
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cross the vast
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though not impenetrable
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array of yellow
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sofas which littered
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David Cameron's enormous
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and somewhat unsightly
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nasal wart which
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suddenly burst. Meanwhile,
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back at the
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elephant enclosure, there
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was an excess
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of David Cameron's
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desperate PR people
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Worming their way
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through the murky
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crocodile infested waters
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of the Serpentine
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which, coincidentally, was
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the only way
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to the Rainbow
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noted for its
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gigantic pot of
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David Cameron's extremely
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noticeable and protuberant
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dahlias. Meanwhile, under
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the hedge three
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blind mice hid
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so I couldn't
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be more surprised
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than if they
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had started to
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dance around the
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the mulberry bush.
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Meanwhile, across the
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sea, in France
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Biggles flew his
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stolen Dreamliner around
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but was arrested
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by the unseemly
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sight of a
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Lurid, dazzling yet
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unquestionably geeky researcher
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from the BBC
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whose very big
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elephantine ears flapped
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at the suggestion
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that perhaps popsickles
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preferably hazelnut cream
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ones would be
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offered as a
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ransom for many
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cats and dogs.
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A pedigree Rottweiler
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named 'Paddington Fluffykins'
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Had previously gone
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seeking gopher tortoises
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for an appetizer
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coated in slippery
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banana skins, except
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that he strayed
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from his preference
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to eat naturally.
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Serendipitous ginger funk
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glistened from the
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beginning of the
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canine rave. Music
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soothes the savage
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in me when
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angered by several
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pipers and accordionists
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as opposed to
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the dulcet tones
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of Mick Jagger's
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lovely singing voice.
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that frightened the
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newly appointed director
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of navel gazing.
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His attitude towards
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the Eastern sea
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was both patronising
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and deeply stupid
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given his background.
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in octopus wrangling
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which, as we
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tiptoe through the
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mire of ontological
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philosophies available on
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Facebook and Twitter,
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Not to mention
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Ship of Fools
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and the pub,
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remember with affection
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those who have
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forgotten to dress
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their Barbie dolls
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' pet chihuahua pups.
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Meanwhile there was
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a sudden rainstorm
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in the middle
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region, oddly as
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the clouds were
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green, pink and
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ignored full stop!
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As a consequence
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of Herbert's regular
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trip to the
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Ice cream parlour,
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his wife insisted
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on his trousers
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(the polkadotted ones),
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being exchanged for
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Track suit bottoms
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with properly reinforced
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French seams, unbelievably
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fashionable in the
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French region of
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Louisiana. The undeniable
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smell of stale
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bread mixed with
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coconut oil, permeated
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the corridors of
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power and glory
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for several very
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large, yet strangely
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malformed and enticing
[ 20. August 2014, 04:38: Message edited by: Oscar the Grouch ]
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cannibalistic sea stars
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in an extraordinary
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display of pyrotechnics
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that completely misfired!
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Meanwhile, Jeremy's platypus
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(actually a haggis)
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Had unexpectedly blown
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up, and scattered
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the watching crowd
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all over the
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Serengeti. Purposefully, Ethel
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pursued the culprit
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eventually finding herself
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hanging on by
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two rather surprising
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(and surprised) badgers
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but immensely strong
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coffee helped lift
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her up out
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of the jampot.
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Meanwhile at the
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bar, Brian told
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the rather fat
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a very funny
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joke about crossposting
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which his fat
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crossposted with the
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fat lady singing
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who proffered a
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song about eclairs
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to the tune
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of The Stripper
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played on accordion
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which caught on
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fire, which proves
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that God exists. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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From the embers
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arose a somewhat
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coughing blackened soprano
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with great big
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golden hoop earrings
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which exactly matched
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the hoops on
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the barrel containing
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the back of
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Sir Richard Attenborough's
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horoscope, which is
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cleverly full of
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double entendres. Eventually
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seven trumpeting elephants
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trumpeted melodiously while
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accidentally an occidental
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ceramics specialist dropped
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the biggest bombshell
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knowing that secretive
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operatives whose mission
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was hiding yoghurt
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were about to
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perform a daring
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ice bucket challenge
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just behind the
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dirty laundry basket.
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Pope Francis knelt
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among the laundry
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in the road;
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and sorted cassocks
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habits and wimples
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into piles of
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red and green
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with other colours
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when he noticed
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a baby duck
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ducking in the
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deepest, most dangerous
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alligator infested, smelly
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sewer-like confines
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of the pond.
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So David Attenborough
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waded in bravely
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hesitating momentarily to
[ 29. August 2014, 15:27: Message edited by: no prophet ]
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check his dentures
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because bad breath
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turned them green,
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rather than the
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vivid shade of
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fluorescent puce which
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most dentists love
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despite the reputation
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unjustly given them
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by manufacturers of
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black boot polish
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that polished the
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puce teeth, thereby
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eliminating the need
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for a truss.
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What will happen
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at world's end?
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isn't and is
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a question that
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so many books
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in final chapters
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fail to adequately
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address, and instead
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put on skates
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and other fish
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fried or not
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on their plates
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in the hope
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that the skate
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is rather well
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cooked in the
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right sort of
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non stick skillet
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for everyone who
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cannot abide greasy
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hair and chips
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. Meanwhile the Martians
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took up topiary
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being bored with
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ordinary moustache wax
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or hair cream.
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Once they'd finished
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scarifying the unkempt
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facial hair they
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saddled the mustangs
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and grabbed their
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bedrolls before they
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limbered up for
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half an hour
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a long, hot
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Australian summer ride
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. After falling off
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a steep precipice
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into the turgid
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brown and murky
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accumulation of poisonous
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polluting and polluted
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bubbling brew of
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the slimiest possible
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excrement, they realised
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all was not
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what David Cameron
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imagined at Cardiff
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Castle. Rising up
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out of the
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depths of insanity
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I find that
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The Sun's headlines
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about the reputed
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tidal wave of
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clergy laundry and
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polystyrene packing balls
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send aliens crazy
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and makes me
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question Martian life.
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Meanwhile in Tahiti
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David Cameron was
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swimming with sharks
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, thankfully not metaphorically.
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Skinny dipping is
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how his sunburn
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came to be
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green tinged with
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salmon and rose
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highlights on his
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Podgy pale midriff
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and pierced navel.
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He said, coyly:
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"Do you like
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belly button bars
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on your men?
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Or do you
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fancy them more
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with Sanskrit tattoos?
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Alex Salmand replied
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that the milkman
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never rang thrice.
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However, in Tajikistan
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the Tajikistanis were
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ready to try
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playing bagpipes because
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unnaccountably, they loved
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the suffering caused
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by icicles forming
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on tender parts
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caused them acute
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embarrassment in the
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wee small hours
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while they were
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thawing bagpipes by
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rubbing their chanters
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together with some
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black shoe polish
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and black treacle
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which caused remorse.
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Send for Snoopy
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,who rather strangely,
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preferred to arrive
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in a rusted
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and dilapidated old
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yellow racing car
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with orange stripes
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and twin exhausts.
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After disembarking, he
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turned sharp left
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and entered the
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wrong door which
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swung promptly and
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took him to
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the ancient aerodrome.
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The potholed runway
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was habitat for
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ten suspicious skunks
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and several other
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extinct Tasmanian Tigers
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- which seems to
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indicate a former
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presence of the
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enormously fat and
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pugnacious pug dog.
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The tarmac heaved
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as Montague waddled
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towards the mortuary
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where Damien Hirst
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was eating oranges
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without washing hands
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amidst the musty
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pile of old
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people and their
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hosts and admins
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who scurried around
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IN FEAR OF
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Comic Sans Serif!
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Good grief Carruthers!
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The darling Cthulhu
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Mavis wins through
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because of being
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Miss Arkansas 1993
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made possible by
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Ford Motor Company.
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While back at
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the ranch, she
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cooked up a
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mess of pottage
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lovingly garnished with
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strips of tripe
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and a cherry
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which, as everybody
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commented afterwards, was
[ 23. September 2014, 10:15: Message edited by: Lucia ]
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reminiscent of mothballs
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coated in marmalade.
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After consuming this
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they suddenly felt
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around each others
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satchels in case
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a syringe was
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needed. Embarrassing gaseous
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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emissions came from
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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David Cameron's enormous
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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je ne sais (I don't know...)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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what? Oh, that
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miserable French item.
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which felt like
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the English disease
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That afflicts most
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cheesemakers and other
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workers in asbestos
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folk art displays
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on Mount Everest
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and surrounding parishes
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whose vicar was
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abominable, yet he
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spoke eloquently in
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moments of sobriety
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which, it has
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often been said
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but not recently
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(in dog years)
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might amount to
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something approaching the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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space-time continuum
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considered as a
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regular custom in
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ethnic cooking. Perchance
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if one notices
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the ghost chiles
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hidden within the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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folds of the
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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naan will be
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issued a special
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sneeze because unfortunately
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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for us all
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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we don't have
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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any tissues left
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because of the
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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unfortunate spillage of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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essence of gelfling
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ear wax, blown
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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to smithereens. Meanwhile,
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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in Luton, something
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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driving a Vauxhall
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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looked suspiciously like
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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a suspicious looking
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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Opel Vectra driver!
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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"Oh bollocks" said
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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God as interesting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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times flitted by
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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"Where's my thunderbolt"?
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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"Loki swiped it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the ATM
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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while you were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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thinking about swimming
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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instead of participating
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the ongoing
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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washing of dirty
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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socks in the
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hot tub of
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purgatory. Next time
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we shall examine
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the outgoing luggage
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which was left
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under the fat
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lady who sang
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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while balancing three
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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baskets full of
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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chocolate cream cakes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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on the nose
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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a recipe for
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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disaster. The cakes
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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teetered and toppled
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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and wound up
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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in her face.
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
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She began to
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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lick as far
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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as her armpit
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but her elbow
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[on the right]
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defeated her attempt
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, but not before
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she succumbed to
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an uncontrollable urge
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to share frosting
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with the attractive
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gentleman she'd met
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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daddy long legs
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was his name
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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for the giraffe
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whose great purple
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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people eating mouth
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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dismissed evolutionary habits.
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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If one considers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the lilies of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the supermarket, how
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they cost fortunes
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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and only last
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less than seven
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minutes. How do
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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you find more
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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time to stretch
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your puny arms
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around the bright
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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red Christmas tree
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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laden with baubles
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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and stale gingerbread
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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shaped like stars
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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of indeterminate gender.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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Allergic reactions to
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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cats have made
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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life unbearable for
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
self respecting dogs
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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that smell like
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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certain other malodorous
[ 04. October 2014, 08:40: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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unmentionable, rather unpleasant
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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rhododendron loving termites.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
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the ranch corral
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the llama herd
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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the ringing of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which was mandated
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to befuddle many
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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while venturing out
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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dressed in pink
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slippers and pale
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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peach organdie with
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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a CalTech sweatshirt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and Dr Martens
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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that shone like
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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beetles' wings. However
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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, behind the scenes,
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
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something was afoot
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
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so people gathered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in the atrium
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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to see if
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a spy was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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underhandedly retrieving racing
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pigeons from the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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small kitchen windowsill
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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overlooking the brothel
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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keeper's aunt's daily
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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martial arts forms
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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which she pretended
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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were actually re-enactments
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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of barn dances
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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although the lack
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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of actual liturgical
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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dance experience meant
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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that she kept
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mixing up the
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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psalms with samba
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
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wearing pink vestments
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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even on ferias
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enhanced with sequins
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on tight leotards
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with a hidden
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meaning embroidered on
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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seamless, studded leggings
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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knitted from sisal
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carpet. After that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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piece of information
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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I had to
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lie down in
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a hurry because
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the trip wires
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tripped me up
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
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like a trippy
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and I fell
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into a vat
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of cottage cheese
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luckily I was
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
carrying my pigeon
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
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which dragged me
Posted by piglet (# 11803) on
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kicking and screaming
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
words Mother never
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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heard from the
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
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other children, but
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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the Vicar regularly
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
:
included in his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
cc to Bishop
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
bashing churchwarden who
Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on
:
was constantly using
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
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virgin olive oil
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
:
instead of confetti
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[continues next page]
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which was thrown
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
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in my porridge
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
causing it to
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
magically transmute into
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
tripe and onions.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Meanwhile, the cat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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[NOT the dog]
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
sicked on the
Posted by no prophet (# 15560) on
:
the laundry, thinking
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it would die
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
if it didn't
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
go for walkies
Posted by TheAlethiophile (# 16870) on
:
but then it
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
unexpectedly found the
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
catmint stuffed mouse
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
burping mintily as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
got high; meanwhile,
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
over on the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycle was a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
disemvoweled corpse longing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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for large Norwegian
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
cheese burgher with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
mustard and relish
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Thousand Island dressing,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and a very
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
nice hot sauce.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile the nuns
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
changed into their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
welding garb, rosaries,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
steel toed stilettos
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
and reinforced leather
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in preparation for
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Sister Immaculata's famous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
liturgical dance of
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
the seven veils.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile in Fiji
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
rumours regarding bishop
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
never changing her
[ 10. October 2014, 14:43: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
husband reached epic
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
hits on Facebook
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
which surprisingly had
[ 10. October 2014, 16:25: Message edited by: Alicïa ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
everyone in stitches.
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
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:
the airport there
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
were shepherds attending
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
Tosca by Puccini
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
while their flocks
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
cleared quarantine. Suddenly
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
someone shouted "Why?"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
"Why not?" replied
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
someone from Ecclesiantics,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the ghost of
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
Saint Percy Dearmer
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
manifesting even as
[ 11. October 2014, 15:28: Message edited by: Firenze ]
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
we speak. Suddenly
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
someone sneezed without
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
permission, which propelled
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
the ghost, speedily
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
up a tree
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
and there it
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sat dazed and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
eating mouldy raspberries
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with clotted cream
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but no cup
Posted by Jack o' the Green (# 11091) on
:
because unfortunately, the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little pink faeries
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
were brewing tinctures
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
of chilli sauce
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
poured all over
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with certain panache
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the bitter
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
butter batter boat
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
brining bigger bottles
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of spicy ketchup
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flavoured spicily with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cardamom pods. While
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
this was all
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
very entertaining, the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
invasive pink faeries
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
were craftily plotting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Total World Domination
[tangent]i.e. The Gay Agenda[/tangent]
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
but only when
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
grasshoppers were available
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
for breakfast, with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
crickets as second
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
course, of course
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and toasted ants
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which were toasted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the hob
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
because they complete
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their life cycle
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
beginning where ending
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as, inevitably, all
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
things turn to
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dust and ashes
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
in its heat
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of the moment
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
. Meanwhile back in
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
a Soho nightclub
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
penny farthing bicycles
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
imagined by a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
singer of note
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
B flat but
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
didn't see sharp
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
kitten's claws scything
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
away at Bernard's
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
ukelele. Without warning
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
the sound of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a noisy thing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
an elephant stampede
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
trumpeted past the
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
window of the
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
local publican's establishment
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where they didn't
Posted by Alicïa (# 7668) on
:
hesitate to enter
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
...tain a croud
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
or crowd even
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of crude crudete
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
typos ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
leading to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
public ridicule of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the misunderstanding of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
brilliance versus genius
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in wide swathes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which led to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
arguments between the
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
confused and cognoscenti.
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
All this time
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
wasting was getting
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
out of hand
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
so everyone must
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
solemnly swear to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
uphold the sanctity
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
of Australian Vegemite
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
eating transvestites who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
volunteer faithfully every
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Preston Guild to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
update their membership
[tangent] Had to look up "once every Preston Guild" - thanks Google! [/tangent]
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
of that worthy
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of the Preston
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-Travolta marriage which
[ 17. October 2014, 21:07: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
presaged partrige pie
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(using Grandma's recipe)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
made by the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
winning football team
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
this year. Falling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from grace during
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sex crazed ice
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
vodka and oyster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-bar happy hours
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, Nell discovered zombies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in pink tutus
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
were capable of
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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forty two fouettés
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:
on one glass
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:
sculpture of Horatio's
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
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bridge outside Rome
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:
which, strangely enough
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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is just the
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right size to
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:
fit my trampoline
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:
trousers, which I
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ripped last time
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:
because of excessive
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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pressure strain against
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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that rusty nail
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:
in the horse-
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trough. However, in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Herefordshire, legions of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
armed Morris Dancers
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
cider-crazed badgers
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
flip sparkly tights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in sensible shoes
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:
, unlaced, which promptly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tempted local schoolboys
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
as they passed
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
weak, straw-coloured water
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into their teacher's
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
unfastened laptop bag
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was rather
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
destroyed. The computer
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
controlling the government
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
toilets backed up
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and created an
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unexpected paradox between
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fluffy bunnies and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rusty farm implements
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
which provided habitats
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
for unusual nesting
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
habits of dormice
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
and assorted mollusks.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
As the nearest
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
large interstellar object
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was eclipsed by
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the pianist who
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
was a kangaroo
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
impersonator, whence enigmatic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hairstylist and psychiatric
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
assessment had revealed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
roundish squares which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
imperceptibly faded into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Twilight Zone.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
If lemurs were
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
as big as
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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I was about
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
five years ago,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
no wonder they
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
auditioned for the
[ 24. October 2014, 06:53: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Nutcracker Suite. Yet,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
classical ballet notwithstanding,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hanging upside down
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
and bungee jumping
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
are activities which
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Canon Law forbids
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
during Lenten contrition
[ 24. October 2014, 12:46: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
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except in exceptional
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and life-threatening
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
circumstances involving hot
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
buttered toast which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
communicants find oddly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
tasteless when compared
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with garlic prawns.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Far away, Yoda
Posted by Drifting Star (# 12799) on
:
looked at the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
slowly emerging lizard
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
coming out of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Obi Wan's ear
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and said that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lizards will never
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
be Jedi masters
[ 24. October 2014, 20:37: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
albeit they can
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
turn into cucumbers
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that taste really
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and quite positively
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
like pumpkin cheesecake
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
topped with extra
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
fishpaste and pickle
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
with apple sauce
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and Pepto Bismol.
[ 25. October 2014, 08:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Meanwhile, back at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the haunted mill,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a pepper mill,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the ghosts were
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sneezing all over
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the picnic area
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
and ectoplasmic snot
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of varied fascinations
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which was smeared
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
on the sandwiches
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
served to the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
visiting glove-puppeteers
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
from Croydon. Suddenly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
an orange stallion
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pranced over the
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
green hedge, causing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the owl a
[ 26. October 2014, 01:16: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
minor cardiac seizure
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which fortunately resulted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in saving the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whole department from
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
falling into the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
slough of despair
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which was situated
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
under my bed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[north west corner]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which is why
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the cat sleeps
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(unless catching mice)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the other
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
side of Venus.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Simultaneously, in Middlesbrough,
[ 26. October 2014, 13:41: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
we found the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
missing foreleg of
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
a four-legged
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
one-eyed Bactrian camel
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which, we understood,
[ 26. October 2014, 15:14: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had been employed
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
by David CAameron
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:
whose shaven pate
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
matched the colour
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of fresh horse'
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
that has been
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
lightly fried in
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
mushroom and onion
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a strongly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
vinegar based sauce.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Deadly Nightshade is
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
extremely tasty when
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mixed with dark
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
chocolate, but the
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
deadly lampshade is
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
not quite as
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
good to drink.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I have three
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
millipede legs beside
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
my antique firescreen
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
one of which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
seemed to have
[ 27. October 2014, 17:00: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
grown out of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
reach of its
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
curious and indescribable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
purple pet iguana
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which resides in
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Mother's sewing case
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
in the bath
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
and wells diocese
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which no longer
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
considers itself to
[ 28. October 2014, 08:51: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by itsarumdo (# 18174) on
:
need a bath
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
unless the populace
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
votes overwhelmingly to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
secede Orkney to
[ 28. October 2014, 12:11: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Lichtenstein. If one
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
diligently avoids bathing
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
for several decades
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
Wells aren't needed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
except Brigid's Well
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
which runs limpidly
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
beside playful otters
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which ought to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
know better at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
supper-time, when
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
all the pretty
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ritual human sacrifice
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
which takes place
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the main
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
road through Luton.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Meanwhile, on Krypton
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the lights are
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the lights are
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
repeating themselves, but
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
the lights are
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
now slowly fading
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
into the distance
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
behind four evil
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
oversize zucchini shaped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
zucchini type things
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
singing Beethoven's "Ode
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
to boiled Asparagus"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
as they galumphed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in comfy slippers
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
through the swampy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
soiled laundry that
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
that collected in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Zaphod's space ship
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
and stunk accordingly
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
until washed in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
sparkling apple cider
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
upon which, it
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
grew mould and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
disappeared into the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
mouth of a
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
gaping trans-galactic wormhole
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with the worm
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
reading Darwin's worm
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in which it
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
read upside down
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and backwards said
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in back-slang best ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
Erin go bragh!
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Suddenly, a flock
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Of passing Isrealites
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
passed quietly by
[ 01. November 2014, 14:50: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
( Welcome spork! Did I not see you at a school lunch yesterday? )
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
passed quietly by
riding bicycles while
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Eating custard upon
(TY Sir enjoying so far have said hi in relavent post)
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
the handlebars and
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Laughing loudly at
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the custard's capacity
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for disingenuous remarks
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which, from anyone
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the slightest
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bits spilled on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their frilly aprons
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
would be sanctioned.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile in Cincinatti
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a gathering of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wild flowers and
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
School teachers read
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the annual report
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of their local
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycling club, which
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
For most Inuits
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was a singular
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
spaghetto like intrusion
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of proportion splendid
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in colour and
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
with embellishments of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
pink icing sugar
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Shaped like phalluses
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
with bright pink
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Mickey Mouse ears
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but non-functional plastic
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
ear point muffs
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which the Vulcans
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in infinite wisdom
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of their superior
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
intellect, thought they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
would like to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
play hopscotch, while
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
on the playground.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The big bad
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
green fairy godmother
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the fridge
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
door was warming
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
her painted toenails
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[sparkly cerise, naturally]
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
While Nigel Farage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
spouted xenophobic scaremongering
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
(His usual spiel)
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
while riding a
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
two-headed Griffin
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
balloon-lifted lawn chair
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Kthat suddenly burst
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
in a flash
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
down a tunnel
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of love. Marauding
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
and masquerading as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
an artichoke with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
spaghetti, the pope
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Who is secretly
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
a fan of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Xena, Warrior Princess",
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
donned his imitation
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
angel wings, then
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
screamed Xena's ululation
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
which sounded like
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
someone strangling a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bagpipe. Once dead
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bagpipes seek revenge
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
you are cursed.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
On this solemn
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
note they droned
[ 05. November 2014, 12:27: Message edited by: Penny S ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with amazing grace
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
considering how large
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their bustles were
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and how drunk
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their chanters. Then
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a vision appeared
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of sugarplums, cartwheeling
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
through the Serengeti
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Wearing a large
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
floppy hat, which
Posted by Caissa (# 16710) on
:
covered her eyes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flopped and flapped
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
like fledgling albatrosses
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
not cygnets. Suddenly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
my aunt's other
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
sister turned up
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a tent's edge
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crawling inside, saw
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rhinoceros charge
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(no cash) purchasing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with surcharge for
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
excess profits now!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
On the slopes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of the Matterhorn
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the native goats
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
gambol about, giving
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
passersby quizzical looks
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
As they are
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
serviced by the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
native goat mechanic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
clad in lederhosen
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and pink feather
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
trimmed Wellington boots
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in really shiny
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sparkly and glowing
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
clogs. And suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
across the bridge
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
war breaks out.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the ensuing
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
melee, McCain escapes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with potatoes and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
miaionnaise smeared liberally
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and apple butter
[ 08. November 2014, 20:40: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Daringly applied to
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
his fighter jet.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
One would think
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
that such adornments
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
would catch the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Christmas pageant committee
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
right in the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
middle of deciding
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
whether Baby Jesus
Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on
:
should rest within
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
A manger or
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
his twin sister's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lobster pot, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
would be photogenic
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
but for the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
dent that Aunt
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
made while walloping
[ 09. November 2014, 20:53: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it with Bernard's
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cricket bat. Suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
out of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
deep purple haze
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who should appear
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
but Florence Nightingale
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dressed in her
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
hazmat suit and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
carrying a glowing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lump of uranium
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
between her ample
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
supply of bandages
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which were bandaging
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a small lizard
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Named Isaiah because
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it had trespassed
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
upon my patient
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and her cat's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
laundry item which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was now in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dire need of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a cash injection
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
greatly to advance
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
The funding for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
anti lizard insurance
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Which is extravagant
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and can be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
relatively useless except
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in cases of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
acts of God.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
And evolutionary parameters
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
extrapolated to the
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:
lizard Florence had
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
trained to sing
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
the "Marseillaise" whilst
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
9 to 5
Posted by Doublethink. (# 1984) on
:
, what a way
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to celebrate the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
unbandaging of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
minuscule boo boo
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(Not Yogi Bear)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
created by the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
feather duster used
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the last
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
King of Scotland
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
who had only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
just discovered that
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:
he was not
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
Favourite cashmere sweater
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
yet utterly baffled
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
bon bons tasting
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
like bible soup.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Confusingly, omitting words
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
makes perfect sense
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the right
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
context, if you're
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the mood
Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on
:
for some good
Posted by Sherwood (# 15702) on
:
old fashioned Somerset
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
thunder and lightning
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which terrified the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
local chickens, yet
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
surprised many turkeys
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in lizard disguises
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
so convincing that
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
even their tutors
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
barely recognised them
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
until they gobbled.
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Whereupon, of course,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tutors replied Greekly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in weekly bleakly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-delivered lectures about
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
cooking delicious Rizogalo.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Despite that, we
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
continued to eat
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
bread and butter
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while hiding under
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the pink striped
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
catamaran, owned by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
some cannibal king
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(actually an eggplant)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
or small aubergine,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
leaving humans safe
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
from the lurking
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
television evangelist who
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
picked her small
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
but neat, nose
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
from the box
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of chocolate Easter
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bunnies. Meanwhile, in
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the depths of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Moravia, frolicked avec
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
succulent spring lamb
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with mint sauce
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
thrown over left
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
field, where Nomar
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was preparing to
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
do a grand-jete'
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but fell down
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a rabbit hole
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
filled with golden
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wonder crisps, which
Posted by Motylos (# 18216) on
:
I lied: finis?
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
After the surprise
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of finding twenty
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
-nine dancing hamsters
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cavorting about the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
luau grounds, leis
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
yet strangely inert
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for such a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
broao bricht moonlit
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
talking while gargling
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(spit) bright, moonlit
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
night. The hamsters
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in the red
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
striped pyjama pants
Posted by Sherwood (# 15702) on
:
only spoke backwards
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
thru clenched teeth
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
as singing gerbils
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
do at night
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
to ward off
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
post perandial hiccoughs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
from fresh air.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Cooked or raw
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
mushrooms, served with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ice cream forks
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
delighted most politicians
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
as they relaxed smilin
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
smiling when things
(took fullgospel's extra word)
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
snapped suddenly as
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the fan began
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to hit the
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
long winding road
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
on which they
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
never could find
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the turn-off for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
despite having looked
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
at the horizon
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for a short
Posted by spork (# 18260) on
:
While during the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
total eclipse of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the heart. Back
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
down on planet
Posted by Honest Ron Bacardi (# 38) on
:
E13/B5, the gascloud
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
composed of purple
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sprouting brocolli with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
thick bechamel sauce
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and boiled lizard
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which Inspector Montalbano
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
solved whilst swimmin'
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
slowly and gargling
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
communion wine, soon
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
enough tipsy and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bolder than usual
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, jumped into the
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
large sink hole
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(AKA Marianas Trench)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that is my
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
favourite place, although
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
less picturesque than
Posted by Honest Ron Bacardi (# 38) on
:
the municipal tip,
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
notwithstanding the seagulls.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
These seagulls fly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
decrying the sacrilege
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
of the great
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
plastic effigy of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the recently departed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
greatly admired and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
almost slightly perpetuated
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(in spite of)
Posted by bib (# 13074) on
:
finding Christmas tinsel
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
(hithertofor whereunto with)
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
everyone finds so
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
repugnant. Confused, Phyllis
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fell upwards towards
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
distant summit beneath
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
glowing skies, alternately
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not glowing because
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
they were drunk.
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Meanwhile, back in
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Rubovia the dragon
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
that had harassed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the pope's laundry
[ 27. November 2014, 15:44: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
as they called
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
fondant chocolate cream-cake
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
had eaten all
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
his hats, which
[ 27. November 2014, 21:45: Message edited by: pimple ]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tasted rather like
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hats, but with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
nacho cheese sauce
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
augmented with dill
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-pickles, cheese and
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
hot fudge sauce.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with a dash
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
of hot chilli
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
spilled on the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
linens of lebenstod
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and the stains
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
of green custard
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(not green ham)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
splashed extravagantly everywhere
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
- an example of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
excess triumphing over
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
bloody moronic insanity!
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Furthermore, moronic custards
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
often forget the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
serious political basis
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
upon which society
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
bases its true
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and highly relevant
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
maintains custardy of
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
the apple pie
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in a chipped
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
beef sandwich, horseradish
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
on a large
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mysterious round table
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
where the knights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of old held
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
their weekly poker
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
pickles sessions avec
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
moules marinieres. Back
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in the USSR
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a lucky boy
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
found a potato
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
crisp packet which
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
was soggy, so
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Discussion Group was
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
focused on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
possibility of thoroughly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
discussing while chewing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wet plastic with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the cud only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
being chewed by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the finest heifers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
whose udders utterly
Posted by Firenze (# 619) on
:
confounded expectation while
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
forgetting they hadn't
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
been milked since
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the power outage
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in New York
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
public reading room
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sometime last century
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
when the lights
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on my car
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, a red car with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
go faster stripes
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
on the driver's
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
book table shelf
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crowding out passengers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with Folio books
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and other paraphenalia
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
totally unnecessary for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the required purpose
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(Joyce's "pretty moo
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cow with black
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
parasol & pinkish
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tap shoes, trotting
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
through Times Square
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in syncopated time
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with a slightly
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
angular femur in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a display cabinet
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which formerly housed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
laundry, under which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
there lurked a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
semi-detached wireless
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycling wombat with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a suitcase containing
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
several pounds of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
rather stinky fungi
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which had been
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fermenting in marmalade
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and lamb curry
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
while growing kombucha
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a hydroponic
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
greenhouse which, amazingly,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wasn't green, but
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
to an iguanadon's
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
senses of colour
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
it may have
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
appeared bright pink
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and tasty. Suddenly,
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
the cardex cards
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
fell on the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
desktop with paperclips
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not falling and
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
& rematerialising while
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Tony Orlando sang
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
O Sole Mio
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
band played on
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
broken trombones and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while tapdancing which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
accelorated tappy tootsies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in their bright
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and promising futures
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
as dancing podiatrists
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
otherwise known as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Pitter Patter Pods"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
executed an entrechat
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
wiv very sharp
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pointy hats that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
reminded me somewhat
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of the mountains
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
made from molehills
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by moles with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ancient Egyptian ancestors
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in Scunthorpe environs
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
by burnt oak
[ 09. December 2014, 12:27: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
which every Black
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flagged pirate ship
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
sailing on the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
River Ouse ought
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
to know. But
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Gilbert, Sullivan notwithstanding,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pirates aren't really
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
likely husbands for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
those needing husbands,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
since everyone knows
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
that only the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
most domesticated of
[ 10. December 2014, 09:28: Message edited by: Sipech ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
husbands makes pirates
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
who may be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
saying "aarrrrggg", while
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the doctor looks
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
at their huge
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
:
pantone swatch collections.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with mini mouse
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-shaped chocolate treasures
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
nibbled by three
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ecstatic choirboy trebles
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who had surreptitiously
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
smuggled in some
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
real mice, therefore
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
they had to
[ 12. December 2014, 13:16: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
hold paws and
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
say three times:
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
'But' not sentence-starter!
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Although in certain
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pockets I found
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
three gold coins.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
After pocketing the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
stolen jewels, running
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
hell for leather
Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on
:
into a huge
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
furry, teethy mouth
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
microcosmic colored quark
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
I mustered as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the air turned
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
off, so immediately
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
I started to
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
hyperventilate while the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
pretty pink elephants
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
turned green because
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
pink doesn't go
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the bright
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
LED Christmas lights
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
shaped like the
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
striped mint sweet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
named after a
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
:
smelly little toad
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
like, sculptural granite
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
taken for granted
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
by mankind. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a few people
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ate grilled gruyere
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with a cranberry
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
jus, which was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
over toast points
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that were toasted
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a toaster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and served with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
sprinkled star dust
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
coated marshmallow encrusted
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
Alas, then they
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
got up crane
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the dawn's
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
early light, what
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the heck am
[ 16. December 2014, 05:29: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
us gonna do
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
except say shucky-darn
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
or possibly even
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
something a tad
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
more colourful. Perhaps
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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if someone had
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a Biblical-curse generator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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with full batteries
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and a broad
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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who's name was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Mother Cynthia of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Dark-Chocolate Truffles Convent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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then maybe my
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
obnoxious neighbor would
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
make full amends
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
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for the appalling
Posted by St. Gwladys (# 14504) on
:
Faux-pas he'd made
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
of plaster of
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Paris and old
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
abandoned, yet curiously
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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strong Altoid mints
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[with added pepper]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, but minty plaster
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(sadly) can't withstand
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the overwhelming power
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the famous
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
yet somehow not
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
too well known
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but rather grandly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-named Oliphant Chuckerbutty,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whose predilection for
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
tantric sex was
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
misheard as "tarantula"
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
so very thoughtfully
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
ear-trumpet, & sex-aid
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
were carefully placed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the most
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unlikely location. Meanwhile,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
at the convent
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
where they kept
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, most secretly, a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
holy relic of
Posted by Nenuphar (# 16057) on
:
the Most Blessed
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:
toothbrush, elves were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
laying traps for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the visiting dignitaries
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by spreading tacks
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
,ticks and tick-tacks
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
in the car-park.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
There a clatter
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to my wondering
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
ears foretold a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a landing sleigh
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
overturning in a
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
not very jingly
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
heap of dark-brown [someone say porridge or uncooked plum-puddin' mix - it is Christmas, after all!]
[ 20. December 2014, 13:08: Message edited by: pimple ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Christmas tree bark
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(an elegant euphemism)
[ 20. December 2014, 16:25: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for that uncooked
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
deep frozen ready-cubed
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
fabulously-spiced gloriously
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
gamey but subtly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-flavoured GIN, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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, with a little
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
cocktail shrimp sauce
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and an appropriate
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dash of chilli
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
could become sculptural
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in some obscure
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
sub-tropical menagerie organized
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
by some very
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tall, beautifully dressed
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
dwarves with large
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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axes and helmets
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in their museums
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of earlier times
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which also contained
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Tiffany Aching's cheeses
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with extra cheesiness
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and cranberries. Meanwhile,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in Ulan Bator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the mountaineering monks
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
have a habit
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of wearing habits
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
while nudging history
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
books cliff-ward because
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
going uphill presented
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
a bound copy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of my latest
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bestseller, which tells
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the story of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
gravitational habit pull
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, which nuns despise
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
but those addicted
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to more exotic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
forms of dance
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the early
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
pages of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Kama Fox Trot"
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
SOF morris dance
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hold it in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
God's cat flap
( ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
Ken)
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where close quarters
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
prevented any further
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
discussion on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
appropriate reindeer games
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which didn't include
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
hop scotch or
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
strip poker. Nevertheless,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Isadora Duncan arrived
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just before the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
presents had been
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
consigned to the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Lapland address, where
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the corps de
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the mildly dead
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
practices grandes jetes
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the little
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
stage which was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
balanced quite precariously
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on the mountain-
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
top at the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Porta-Potti's snow-bent roof
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the strange
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
klezmer fiddler perched
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
at its very
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the highest point
[ 26. December 2014, 08:53: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, but it hurt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in quite an
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unusual place. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
notwithstanding the excruciating
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
sound of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
garbage truck brakes,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as the enormous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sign proclaiming that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the end of the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
truck was
[only two words to compensate for the fact that the previous post had four!]
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
nigh ! And so
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, I deemed, was
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
*my* end; thus
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
my end became
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a new beginning
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which sounds good,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but there were
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
unexpected consequences, which
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
came as a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mix-up in reincarnation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which astonished the
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
truck driver, who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
in a previous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
truck meditated on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the meaning of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
life, the universe
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and why SpongeBob
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
had "42" painted
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
on his feet
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in very strange
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
sky blue ink
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which vanished when
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he began to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
consider sobriety via
[ 31. December 2014, 01:38: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reducing his intake
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of Caspian seawater
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and substituting some
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
buttered rum for
[ 31. December 2014, 20:39: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rather rich
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but delectable chocolate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ghirardelli, San Francisco's
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
most choice purveyor
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in whose shop
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a mysterious woman
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
created more mystery
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
than Agatha Christie
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a roll
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
of wallpaper with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a large magic
Posted by The Rogue (# 2275) on
:
toothbrush which was
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
lurking inside the
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
patterned cigar box.
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
with westward ho !
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
engraved on the
Posted by The Rogue (# 2275) on
:
bottom of the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
handle, in tiny
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ancient Klingon letters
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
so no one
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
seeking new civilizations
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
would forget to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
boldly go where
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
no piglet has
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
oinked before, gleefully
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
- though in strict
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
confidence he sat
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
out the next
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dance, finger nail
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
being bitten to
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
his first knuckle
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, nail polish flaking
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
all over the
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
front of his
[ 05. January 2015, 13:03: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather ostentatiously embroidered
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
knapsack, which held
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the key to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the box of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
mother of pearl
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
mobile telephones tha
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
were being sold
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
off cheap from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Nemo's Nautilus Shop
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
above the high
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
tide mark near
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the batheing machines
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, cotton candy stand,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and adults only
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cinema. However, without
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
his pet ocelot
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
climbing the drapes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whenever the neighbours
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
played disturbingly loud
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Klingon opera, he
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
would never have
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
eaten that shrimp
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
cocktail, which caused
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a disturbance in
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
his tummy that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
felt as if
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
he had a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
shrimp tail stuck
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
inside his head.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Despite that, Shane
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, the classic Western,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a crack shot
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with water pistol
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and pea shooter
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but no use
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when it comes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to archery and
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lassoing. He loved
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
climbing trees, bocce,
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
and again bocce !
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Tying people up
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with scarlet ribbons
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had become somewhat
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a little lost
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
on the new
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
register of diabolic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, evil, wicked and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
truly fun activities
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
involving bocce ribbons
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and other torturous
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
items of mass
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
communications that held
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
encoded chocolate batteries
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which didn't really
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
give much power
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
but were very
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
easy to decode
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using Cuniform Enigma
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
cipher machines. Financial
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
gurus will always
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
use their fingers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to pick pockets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
like the Artful
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
Jammy Dodger of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
221-B Baker Street
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
whose analytical skills
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
equaled his disguises
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
that were transvestites.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Yet the overarching
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
realism of his
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
paranoid delusions made
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a huge impact
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on three little
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
politicians whose dancing
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
prehensile noses were
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
penile like projections
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which protruded from
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
their imaginations like
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
imaginary protrusions. Suddenly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, in another dimension,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
an even bigger
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hippopotamus was languidly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
swimming in pineapple
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and coconut flavored
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
smoothies. But wherever
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
she farted, other
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hippos acted nonchalantly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
but moved away
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
towards the enclosed
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
- a ping pong
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
- a ping pong
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
tournament, which featured
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a large rhinoceros
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, the odd giraffe
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and a tambourine,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
the completely normal
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
psychopath was playing
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mumble de peg
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
with his left
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-over supper which
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
had gone completely
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and absolutely beyond
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
petrification. Meanwhile, Pufnstuff
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Diagon Alley
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
danced and pranced
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and even leapt
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to his feet
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
declaring to all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and sundry that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Men in Black
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was based on
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
some actual men
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who wore black
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and various other
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
similarly and designedly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
believable conspiracy theories
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
concerning the current
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fashions around south
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the border
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
of Narnia where
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
one might wear
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
appropriate garments for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
such notorious weather.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Wearing such garments
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
has the effect
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of causing static
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
electricity to build
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beyond the pale
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ruins of Paravel
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which were apparently
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
invaded by the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
uninformed opinions of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
some of those
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
spikey yet wombly
[ 16. January 2015, 23:30: Message edited by: fullgospel ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Commoners from the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Duchy of Fenwick
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wearing green tights
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(speckled with purple)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which they wear
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
over their great
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
grandmother's apron pockets
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, into which she
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
reached just now
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and pulled out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
linty minty chocolates
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and an old
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
carpet bag, full
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
moon schedule and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
a unicycle with
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
inverse reverse transverse
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
universal translator (not
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
very accurate), thus
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Twiggy", "Miss Piggy",
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and "Ziggy" all
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at one and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the same time
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
burst into song
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, off key but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
demonic yet angelic
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, haunting, "X-Files" way
[ 20. January 2015, 03:40: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and yet staggeringly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
folk-mass like. Elsewhere,
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
a band played
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the funeral march
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
far too quickly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for my liking
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and the waltz
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to the cemetery
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gates was too
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anticlimactic to inspire
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:
rowdy singing while
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Baron Samedi danced
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to "Bohemian Rhapsody"
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which nobody sung
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quite like Freddie
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did dressed in
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that yellow jacket
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and puce wellies
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, Elton John glasses
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and pristine, spotless
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ermine robes. Elsewhere,
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some randy lemurs
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were humping any
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camels named Randy
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Dandy or Handy
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who ran away
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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because they wanted
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to rest after
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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kicking lemur ass.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Simultaneously in London
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a window's candle
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burned brightly beyond
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dangerously close curtains
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, whiffling its smoke
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quickly out the
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open casement to
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attract moths which
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
began flying close
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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in strict formation
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before being toasted
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:
and served in
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:
between layers of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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marshmallow fluff and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the lining of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a Barbour jacket
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, stolen from a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
mysterious man from
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Cirencester, or was
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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she from Trent ?
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Still, a poor chocolatier
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with unappetizing chocolates,
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:
wondering if chocolate
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was really a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(n) aphrodesiac, so lonely
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
chocolate covered ants
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
could be utilised
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
without prejudice, to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
enhance the overall
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
chocolate experience, balancing
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flavour with the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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anchovy and banana
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:
. "Yum", exclaimed the
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ever so slightly
Posted by Smudgie (# 2716) on
:
inebriated and extremely
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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camp young rector
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the next
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
picnic table over,
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:
drunkenly realizing that
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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he was naked
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before the Lord
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
despite all the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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clothes in his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
overflowing bedroom closet
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he couldn't find
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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anything to wear
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
except for the
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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black wetsuit which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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he wore at
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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the Bishop's consecration
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:
and which caused
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revision of diocesan
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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tiddlywinks rules, whereupon
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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the female bishop
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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rolled her eyes
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at the male
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verger, whose robe
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(dowdy and motheaten)
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:
was flapping around
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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several small children
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who moved suddenly
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to face east
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and ride unicycles
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knocking candles over
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
causing a minor
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
earthquake in the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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subbasement of St.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Boris the Bewildered
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between the banks
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of the bonny
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and silvery Tay,
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though without the
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boat, they couldn't
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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stay in tune
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
or even hit
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
each other with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
musical oars. Now
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the main race
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
to final judgement
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:
was announced by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the alternate announcer
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:
because the usual
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
commentator's pet dolphin
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stole the sardines
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which had been
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lightly fried in
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breadcrumbs, and served
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with brown gravy
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chips and salad
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
leaves. Hardly had
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the vinaigrette been
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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placed in the
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prop Holy Grail
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with a modicum
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of pepper, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Templars brought from
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the corner shop
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in an obscure
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cave inhabited by
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
vicious bats which
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wore pepper protection
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:
covering his entire
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batcave where clubs
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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of jazz fans
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waged war against
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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New Orleans' famous
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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streetcars to Desire
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and their cohorts
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, hippies all, chanted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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"Give peace a
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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miss today because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
it's Fight Club!"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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In Burt Reynolds'
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
borrowed TARDIS, they
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
burrowed beneath the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
surface of their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
mutual resentment, hoping
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:
nobody fell into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a sink-hole. Fights
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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between fishmongers and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
candlestick-makers broke out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
every other Thursday
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
over an unresolved
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
issue regarding prawns
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had been
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:
on the menu
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
except for Thursdays
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for the last
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
umpteen years. Mr.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Gorbachev had meanwhile
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
torn the wall
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
paper to shreds.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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Yet this didn't
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
deter Dutch Savage
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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from throwing several
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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of his opponents
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
into the volcano
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on the island
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
paradise beyond the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
magic dragon "Puff"
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who was less
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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than 5ins tall
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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but nevertheless extremely
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:
convinced that marijuana
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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was bad news
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
for tobacco producers
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
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and good news
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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for Wigan Athletic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in their fight
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
or flight mode
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:
, not ignoring the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
amazing natural anomalies
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
adorning aircraft aerilon
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ice cream cakes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which are perfect
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
for beaming-up, Scottie
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to Uhura's secret
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
bordello ontop of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Ten-Forward, a secret
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:
kept until the
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Ferengi bought out
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
or brought out
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Dr. McCoy's memoirs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[available now on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
1701 data formats
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
except, of course,
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:
on tree paper]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at the incredible
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bargain price of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Memory Alpha rummage
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:
price of a
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
flood protection enablement
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
against vampire incursion
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from belfry bats
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sucking the blood
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:
-worm cocktails which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
enable flood protections
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
not normally available
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
this side of
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Risa. Besides the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
line at Quark's,
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:
as usual, extended
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
northwards towards a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
shaft of light
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
coming from beneath
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Odo's door, where
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:
knights in armour
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:
shape-shifted with Odo's
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[ 11. February 2015, 11:38: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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wives and children
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and other non-Ferengi
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:
merchant traders. Reading
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holographic novels stolen
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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by unicycling Klingons
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in tap shoes
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:
,tutus and g-strings.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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It really was
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wilder than a
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:
night out with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
all Doctors Who
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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plus The Who
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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,The Velvet Underground
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, the Banana Splits,
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[ 12. February 2015, 09:03: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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Tiny Tim and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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his ukulele. Impossible
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to tune. Alligator
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:
had a dream
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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of tap-dancing pigs
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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on stilts and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wearing coronets, but
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Silly String covered
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
his reading glasses
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
so he couldn't
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
pull up his
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:
carrots which oddly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
weren't planted in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the garden but
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hovered above the
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:
tole-painted roadside mailbox
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
welcoming strangers with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
automated confection dispensation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
contravening local byelaws.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Suddenly, at exactly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
time for church
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
he took a
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:
jet-pack ride to
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California, land of
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
cals and fornias
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and the undisputed
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:
king surfer Jesus
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, imam, and rabbi
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
wrapped up the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
birthday presents in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
floral beach towels
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
and pink bows.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
On Mt. Kailash
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Lord Siva confronted
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a noisy bluejay
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:
about several rather
Posted by Hilda of Whitby (# 7341) on
:
knotty doctrinal problems
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and paradoxical preposterous
Posted by Lucia (# 15201) on
:
dental configurations however
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Shambala's gate opened
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a glistening
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
toadstool, which sparkled
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:
magically, while underneath
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the spreading gossamer
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a bodhisatva meditated
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:
about laundry that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
would never dry
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
without help from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ganesh to hang
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ten, while balancing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a Chesterfield sofa
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
off the edge
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
of the world
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
. Lime green piping
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
edged the quilt
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
under which the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
ring-tailed lemur snoozed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dreaming of large
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pineapple pizza. Given
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the heavy preponderance
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of large pineapples
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to not dance,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
because of shoes
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
cobbled from tire
[ 18. February 2015, 14:54: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, 42 pairs Reebok's
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:
child labourers from
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the nether regions
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Hemel Hempstead
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that well known
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Hertfordshire hell-hole.
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
The doctor said
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
"Pull yourself together"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but I am
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
not falling apart,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
so much as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
rearranging and renovating.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Something green shuffled
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, turned red then
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
tumbling head over
Posted by Owlman (# 5281) on
:
heels in delight
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
landing spreadeagled on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Great Dane
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:
which it rode
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
towards the cliff
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Richard Concert venue
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with all the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mardi Gras bling
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and self-flagellation equipment
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
necessary for death.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
In such circumstances,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bouncy castles are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
covered under subsection
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
47 of the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Bouncy Castle [Restrictions]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Act (Scotland) 1985,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
implemented after that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
horrendous incident involving
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:
lobsters which attacked
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the small silver
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
goblet which I
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:
flung rather energetically
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from the aeroplane
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and which landed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with full force
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
on Elizabeth's balcony
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
166 floors up
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the new
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
high-rise brothel.
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:
Meanwhile, liturgical origami
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
copies ikebana sensationalism
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in a subtle,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
post modern twist.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Liturgical twist dancers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in cassock albs
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
fashioned from recycled
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
burned banned books
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:
with toes did
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
piroutteswith fingers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
in ears and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
bells on toes;
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Meanwhile, across town...
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a seedy
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
bathhouse directly above
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
an off licence
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the cute little
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
piglets were having
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
gammon and pineapple
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
massages followed by
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
unpassionate sex with
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
recycled yellow plastic
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:
3-D printer created
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
duckies. If thousands
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
of tongues are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wagging in unison
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
the resulting ululation
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
accompanied by a
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
rhythmic finger clicking
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and sackbuts, crumhorns
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and gangsta rappers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all dressed in
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
beribboned silken saris
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
purchased in Birmingham
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with BOGO* coupons
*BOGO=buy one, get one free.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from the local
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mercerie and haberdashery.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
I don't know
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
much about history
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
but Charles the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Fat ate a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
huge amount of
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
offal and assorted
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
fruits in marzipan.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
After he died
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
(all too soon)
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
the autopsy showed
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that his stomach
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
had a lining
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of pure cholesterol
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
and rusty gears...
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
(Bentley, of course)
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:
which was stolen
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
from Queen Lizzie
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
I, time-traveler extraordinaire
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
- don't confuse with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Liz Lemon, ok?--
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but while you're
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
busy navel-gazing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while doing yoga
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Mr. Spock has
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
beamed himself up
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
but we search
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
boldly, with Shekhina*
*Feminine aspect of God in Judaism. Nimoy did a book of photos by that name.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
for new worlds
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
needing Spockian philosophy
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
to educate them.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile The Pope
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
stroked her pet
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
anaconda with a
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
peacock feather, and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
combed her long
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-haired guinea pig
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
until his fur
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
flew and wine
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was broached to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
detangle the tangles
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
with detangling conditioner
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, but inadvertently there
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
there happened upon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the midnight clear
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
that glorious song
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of aeons past
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
one alatum porcus
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
(a groundhog) sang
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"We dig, dig,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
being hippies". However,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mining is dangerous
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
especially if you
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
don't wear a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
yellow polka-dot bikini
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with your cerise
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
hand-made, home-spun overalls
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
, g-string and stillettos
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unless you also
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
carry a respirator
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
for the canary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which sings opera
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in the Hungarian
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Mode with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
subtitles in Latin.
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
Usually accompanied by
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
François Hollande's mistress
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
who didn't understand
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
a single word
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the interminable
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
sprechgesang interludes which
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
interspersed the otherwise
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
amenable tones of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"John and Marsha"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which, despite the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
frequent double-entendres, used
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
to be Namibia's
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
favourite young children's
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
theatre group performance
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
(except on Thursdays),
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
when they preferred
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
screechings of tone-deaf
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
penguins armed with
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
luminescent light-sabres
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
who also sidelined
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
as gang "enforcers"
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
for the Krays.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
The polar bears
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
are nowhere near
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
South Mimms services
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
nor Watford Gap
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
preferring the rugged
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and untamed places
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
near Ystrad Mynach.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
1000 tap-dancing chickens
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
and a partridge
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
under a sycamore
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
under a sycamore
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, that blasted sycamore!
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
{Cue PEAR tree.}
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Finding the chainsaw,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which was hiding
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
behind the commode
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in my aunt's
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bedroom closet, under
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the spare unicycle
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
she had made
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
while her lover
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
fiddled as Rome...
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
floated down the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Swannee, her mole
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
burrowing ever deeper
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
into the dark
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-est place on
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Vancouver Island. Swingball
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wasn't his favourite
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
sexual position, though.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
In the Himalaya
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in the days
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of yeti holidays
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
run by real
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
talking reindeer and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
piano-playing bullfrogs
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
in yurt pubs
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with neon signs
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
which flash intermittently
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
"Eat At Joe's!"
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in Swahili. On
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
alternate Wednesdays, echidnae
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
barbecue some ants
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a special
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
cast iron skillet
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
with magic spice
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and poppy seeds
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
sewn into bags
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
made from desiccated
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
coconut. Remarkably, they
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
found that the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
reindeer were shamans
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
posing as innocent
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
surgical truss salesmen
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
from Tasmania, which
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
surprised no one.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Without overly burdening
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the knicker elastic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
covering his ample
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but somehow delicate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
antlers festively, the
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Moose-in-Chief
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in his elliptical
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
trainer, stolen from
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Chuck Norris' private
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
Jacuzzi. Fourteen months
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of sweeping changes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
required new brooms
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which Mickey Mouse
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
hid under several
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fuschia crinoline petticoats
[ 12. March 2015, 05:57: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
originally worn by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Prince Albert, during
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
his marriage to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
his cousin Vickie
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and her sister
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
's mother's father
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
was utterly gobsmacked.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile on account
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
of Saint Bartholomew's
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Day being celebrated
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in certain parishes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
in Kazakhstan, the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
secret agent secretly
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
underwent gender re-assignment
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in a subterranean
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
homesick blues clinic
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fitted out with
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
string vests and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
flower power decals
Posted by Dennis the Menace (# 11833) on
:
slings, hoop petticoats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and whips, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, lava lamps, waffle-stompers*
*Shoes with waffle-shaped soles, popular in the US in the '70s.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
and azeleas aside,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was a somewhat
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
overwhelming experience for
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the underfed, overstressed
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
cross-eyed Field Marshal.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Hormonally challenged otters
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycled aimlessly past
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the popcorn stand
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
then crashed into
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
several furry animals
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on vacation from
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
their Himalayan monastery
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, which was, strangely
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
covered with steel.
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
The Hotel Negresco
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
hiding the monastery
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the mysterious
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
groundhog advance team
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who all wear
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
no clothing because
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
moths ate all
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
:
day and then
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the fine dust
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bunnies and their
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
detritus dragons roamed
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the putrid marshes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
around Bodmin Moor
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fervently seeking magical
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
pool boys to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
drop their disguises
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
reverse the unfortunate
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
neutron flow polarity
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
and shuffle off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to play more
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
bicycle polo, because
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Twister, London Bridges,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cluedo and various
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
other parlour games
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
are too advanced
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and heavily copyrighted
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
for badgers to
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to badger groundhogs
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
who stutter and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
squirm when they're
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tickled with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Canadian maple leaf
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
imported specifically for
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the purposes of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
groundhog-tickling. When the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
pot of gold
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
was dusted meticulously
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by sneaky leprechauns
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
it soon emerged
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
that Saint Patrick
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
's brother Bob
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
a Gay juggler
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
and owner of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the world's smallest
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
library of bejewelled
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
ghecko-flavoured jelly babies.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Saint Patrick's mother
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was Thora Hird
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whose television appearances
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
were limited due
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to time, place,
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
and poor judgement
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by her extraordinary
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
groundhog juggling talent.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Simultaneously in Darkest
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Taunton, murmurings of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the Rebel Alliance
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of bee-keeping jugglers
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
were taken down
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
to the jetty
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
where artichokes were
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
happily diving into
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Jacques Cousteau's submarine
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
seafood salad restaurant
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
where secret agents
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
from all sides
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
tossed fish bones
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
slurping up slop,
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
into the purple-spotted
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
matched set of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pyjamas, worn by
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
the oldest man
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in Scotland. However,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
there are laws
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that require some
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
knowledge of ergonomics
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
because as the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
urge for comedy
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
on oblong stages
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
was predicated on
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
a taste for
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
very hot curries,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Ben & Jerry's
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
unicycle marathon record
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(45 RPM, vinyl)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
broke just now
[ 20. March 2015, 02:43: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
when the extra-terrestrial
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
vehicle spun off
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
to Celestial Yarns.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
This is the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
last time I'm
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
going to eviscerate
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
pajamas for lunch
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which is served
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in a small
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Yurt outside Basildon.
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Outside Aberystwyth, George
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
under Cambrian Mountains
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
is a peculiar
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
venue for any
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
techno roller-blading disco,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
especially considering that
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the vertical dancefloor
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
only Donald O'Connor
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
or possibly Madonna
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
or perhaps Jesus
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
on a good
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
day could hope
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
to win the
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Glitterball trophy. Suddenly
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
two dancing bears
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
in sequined tutus
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
started preaching about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the virtues of
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
sesquipedalian afternoons in
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. This ultimately
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
confused police who
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
strictly enforced virtual
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
-ly anything and everything
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
enunciated by Brian
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, who's no messiah,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and barely even
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
qualifies as a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
stable hand. Yet
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the extreme pedantry
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
of Portcullis Pursuivant
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in matters heraldic
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
such that when
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
lions are rampant
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
unicorns cannot possibly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
couchant with pigs
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
unless the arms
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
are Monty Python
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, in which case
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
four martlets passant
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, lightly killed and
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
exported to Malaysia
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in fur-lined titanium
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
Versace bags and
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
escorted by some
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
laughing policemen from
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
downtown Yeehaw Junction
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
with their little
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
budgie smugglers, bulging
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
with duty free
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
budgies. Arthur sighed
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
and took another
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bite, breaking his
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
well worn and
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
green custard stained
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
bridge while absentmindedly
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
flying--he'd learned
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origami to entertain
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volunteer FANY recruits -
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including my Mum -
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who as everybody
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knows, is wonderfully
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witty on the
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third bottle of
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Creme de Menthe.
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All things bright
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and beautiful, all
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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type Ia supernovae,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(great and small)
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all things witless
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should be exterminated.
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Starting with some
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
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Republican senators who
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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ate marmalade with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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deep-fried Brussels sprouts
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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for the Seder
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boycotted by the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ladies' banner sewing
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ninja assassination division
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of Primarily Peaceniks (tm)
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of Chipping Sodbury.
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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Fourteen years previously
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just as manatees
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
had flown to
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-ward the bright
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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-est moon of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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Uranus, they discovered
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that the other
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way to get
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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even was not
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possible, because Uranus
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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was not in
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took eighty-four years
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Sorry - cross-posted.
" - took eighty-four years -
to answer his
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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proposal of marriage.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Meanwhile, blue walruses
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in Empire line
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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frocks and amethyst
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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necklaces, danced all
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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the salsa numbers
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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, wiggling their mustaches,
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
and their asses
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
(walruses have asses?)
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Researching walrus asses
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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, and assets, defy
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
:
current academic trends
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and getting grants
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
for research into
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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post-modern Zwinglism is
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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irrelevant to walruses
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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but deeply important
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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to certain rare
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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and very secretive
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
species of alien
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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(to rural Herefordshire)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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forms of life.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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A passing carnival
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of a sort
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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one generally doesn't
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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see on Jupiter
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
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had been booked
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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for next Wednesday
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but Tuesday night
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was more apt
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
for Alcoholics Anonymous
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and their drug-crazed
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
ringmaster and acrobats
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
who would otherwise
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
fly without net
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
stockings; this turned
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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into a complete
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
farce. Hula hoops
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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brought great anxiety
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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to square people
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to cassock clad
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
[Following either of the above, with a comma after the first]
eaters of saturated
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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Tipsy Cake which
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
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was a halucination
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
-inducing foodstuff, and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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also of course
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
was a favourite
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the dowager
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Queen's spaniel whose
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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tail swished amiably
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
amongst the many
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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daffodils, which had
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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started to resemble
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kaleidoscope eyes of
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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Lucy Locket. Sebastian
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and Luck Dragon
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the Seahorse desired
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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waterproof ice cream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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(Ben/Jerry's Cousteau flavor)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
but quickly discovered
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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that "waterproof" doesn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
really apply to
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cheap raincoats or
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
cake left out
[ 03. April 2015, 16:20: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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-doors in winter;
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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in spite of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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royal icing. Slowly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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banging the drum
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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and clanging the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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skillets, Anne of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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Green Gables lifted
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Marilla's mood, dreaming
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
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of Titania's Fritillary
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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which only blooms
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
when the moon
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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runs off to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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do naughty things
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to that cow
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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from the magic
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
mushroom farm since
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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she started using
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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baby shampoo on
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
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alternate Thursdays. Fortunately,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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the cow wasn't
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
much interested in
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Jeremy Kyle, so
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
she chose instead
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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to nibble on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
other random celebrities
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
very green lawns
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
and chamomile flowers
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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together with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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[a(n)] aromatic mulberry apertif
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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that is about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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to go off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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because of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
silk worm messages
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
transmitted by special
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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delivery to remote
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
parts of Pembrokeshire.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
Meanwhile, in Spitzbergen,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the polar bears
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
updated their websites
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slowly because typing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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with such mighty
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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paws and claws
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on a specially
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adapted keyboard was
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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a delicate procedure
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
particularly when lecherous
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
bears barely bore
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
bashfully boisterous behaviour
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
from their offspring,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in consideration of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the naughty tricks
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
wild dung beetles
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
played on their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
neighbours in the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
dungaree shop where
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Gandhi learned to
Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on
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collect excess cotton
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and spin it
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
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with a hand-made
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
chocolate mousse with
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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no sense of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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fashion no-nos. Suddenly
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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an explosion rocked
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the champagne supernova
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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with a blinding
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
flash, not unlike
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
paparazzi's camera glare
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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or the effect
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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on man-in-the-moon marigolds
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
upon an already
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
gamma-ray-filled Polaroid photo
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with dodgy counting. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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At the northernmost
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
extremity of the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Fortress of Solitude
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Superman peered expectantly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(as one would)
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
into the gloom
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
seeing nothing but
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
other superheroes who
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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also were peering
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
gloomily, drinking cocoa
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[enriched with alcohol]
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because their capes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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, (freshly laundered), didn't
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adequately cover their
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
embarrassment. However, with
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
animal crackers dunked
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
magically came alive
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
as monkeys and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
proceeded to systematically
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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exterminate the competition
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by strategic use
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of frozen bananas
[ 12. April 2015, 09:16: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
encased in a
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
deceptively real-looking neon-coloured
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wax banana leaf
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with handsewn sequins
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
and LED lights
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which are controlled
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by little aliens
[ 13. April 2015, 04:15: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
who eat shining
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
little snackettes made
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of creme brulee
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and melted icecream
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(rich butter pecan)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with Sprinkles, naturally
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
fermented in rotting
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
herring, which Swedish
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fish think are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
best served with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
people you murdered
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
sliced very thinly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with a dressing
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
down from Peter
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
(back from fishing)
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and a slap
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
with a mackerel
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tabby's extended claws
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
rolled in breadcrumbs.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile Faux News
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
recruited Mickey Mouse
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
to host the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
evening bulletin, but
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
due to an
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
autocue malfunction, he
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
could only mimic
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
Topol on helium
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
and vodka, which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
had the added
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
artichoke syrup and
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
jalapenos. Next Tuesday
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which follows Monday
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on most calendars
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
except possibly the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Vulcan 8,000-year holiday
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
brochure published by
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Megadodo Publications. It
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
purported to be
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
a reference work
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
related to the
Posted by simontoad (# 18096) on
:
number of days
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in the pan-galactic
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
month of Septober
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
but was really
{The story on this thread is so convoluted and psychedelic that reading it would make Timothy Leary go to rehab!}
![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a front for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bootleg Romulan ale
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
-drinking pointy headed
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Cereans, who unfortunately
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
bartered with Ferengi
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(thank you Google)
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Google glop bliss
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
("Gold-pressed Latinum Stew")
[ 16. April 2015, 11:24: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with herb dumplings
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
was rather yummy,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
until the parasite
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
burrowed its way
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
out of Dartmoor
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
where it had
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
been terribly lost
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
down a deep, purple
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
artery of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
purple people eater
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had, unaccountably,
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
dressed in rubber.
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
Sadomasochism was it's
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
themed liturgy for
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Feast of
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Brian Blessed, held
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
at the local
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
animal charity shop
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but unfortunately snakes
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
escaped before they
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
had sex with
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
other snakes. Old
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Nick, meanwhile, was
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
scratching his genitalia
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with a rusty
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
tuning fork, singing
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a song about
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
'Old Land's Ayne'
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
with bad intonation
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, accompanied on a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
punctured bagpipe. Meanwhile
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, over in Llandudno,
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
many Llandudno's were
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cavorting with a
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
LGBT Pride parade
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in all its
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
rainbow-festooned glory.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Simultaneously in Toronto
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, some subversive Cistercians
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
were plotting to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hide blueberry bushes
Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on
:
beneath fire-retardant foam
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which they had
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
obtained from Mafioso
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in disguise as
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
water meter checkers
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dancing singing calypso
Posted by fullgospel (# 18233) on
:
dancing singing calypso
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whilst wearing full
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Gangham style with
[ 21. April 2015, 03:12: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
pom-poms, fringes and
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
plentitudes of Tomagatchis
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
adorning their ample
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Ferengi-sized ears. Northern
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Lights [Aurora Borealis]
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
were unfortunately obscured
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by the dense
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
crowd of tourists
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
thronging the downtown
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
area of Ísafjörður
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which is close
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
to other unpronounceable
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
:
Ikea self-assembly flat-pack
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
manual writer's unicyling
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
helmet holders. I
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
got knocked down
[ 21. April 2015, 23:46: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by a large
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Borisbus, which was
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
staggering drunkenly as
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the driver had
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
filled up with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
special high octane
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lingonberry-grape sparkling juice
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
which, unfortunately for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the poor Tomagachis,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
contained lethal levels
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of hydrogen hydroxide
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which has a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
shelf life of
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
several aeons. Wombats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
want only wantonly
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
, when they are
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
wont to be
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
wandering around Wolverhampton
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
weaving wicker wall-hangings
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
with welly wanging
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
in wet weather
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
wegardless of how
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
wobbly they feel
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
whether they wander
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wondering who welcomed
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
a wascally wabbit.
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Then Timmy thought
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"To the telephone!"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and he promptly
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
lept from his
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fiery white charger
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
, picked up his
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
well, where Lassie
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said, "Again?" and
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remembered the telephone
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book he had
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just finished reading.
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Over in Reading,
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Mousey sniffed and
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convulsed with laughter
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remembering Steve Martin
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who had recently
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polished his cuticles
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using a mixture
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of turpentine and
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minced raw venison
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which is rather
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tasty with a
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blackberry and port
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compote mother didn't
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send to the
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Pope's last known
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resting place. However
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Francis acting irresponsibly,
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had requested that
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shrimp and grits
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be flambeed together
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with old wine
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and cardboard firecrackers
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to serve with
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stuffed pygmy shrews.
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It is said
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that if Prince
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Albert had survived
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his marriage to
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Anne of Boleyn,
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then the war
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became more playful.
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In The Philippines
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Jesuits taught that
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all life is
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brutish and short
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like a tweet
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from a stroppy
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Mongolian unicyclist going
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to supper with
(x-post edit)
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free beer. Well,
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there's no getting
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free beer in
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the Vatican because
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free beer is
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fermented protestant piss
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ant queens' knees
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and a somewhat
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confusing, probably drunken
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or rather disturbed
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symbology professor who
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found Jesus' great-great-greaty-great-something-granddaughter
[ 28. April 2015, 06:26: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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in a commune
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where no-one used
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too many hyphens
![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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nor helpful diacritical
[ 28. April 2015, 12:54: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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marks, causing great
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consternation among linguistic
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pedants, who found
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a map of
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Tierra del Fuego
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plastered over in
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adhesive sticky bandages
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that had previously
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adhered to the
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underside of his
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right foot which
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was the one
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that had gangrene
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and was starting
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to fall off,
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until some sellotape
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was employed to
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arrest that development
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while the left
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unattended map was
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upside down, causing
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unintended confusion to
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some Nicaraguan hermits
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whose legend was
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written in purple
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and fuchsia petals
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on the back
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, telling of ancient
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buried treasure, which
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by pure chance
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was what they
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believed to be
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under certain circumstances
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when the moon
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is fast waning
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on a cool
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trendy beach with
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bathing huts and
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sweaty panting retirees
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with their sweaty
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friends, who stank
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of coconut flavoured
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sun-tan lotion. However,
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there remained some
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fragrant wives of
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questionable repute, dressed
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in pink fluffy
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rabbit slippers and
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sequinned sunglasses. Twelve
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years from now
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when more than
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Twelve people remain
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under Australian Rules
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all Martians will
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invade B movies
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repelled only by
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serious Gay bankers.
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Elsewhere, Swamp Thing
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made my heart
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leave my ribcage
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when he sang
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you are my ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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grandmother’s cousin's half-brother
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we all fell
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silent, struck by
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lightning. This precipitated
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the downfall of
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occasional rain showers
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which caused vegetables
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to develop into
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badgers with golden
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and indigo auras
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and ate Cheez-Its.
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Audrey the carnivore
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is fourth in
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the Ludlow Biathlon
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, although she might
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just go home
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rather than embarrass
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Little Lord Fauntleroy,
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(now wearing dreadlocks!)
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a fruitarian triathlete
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with splendificent legs
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and magnificent earlobes,
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where magical earings
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dangled, causing his
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ankles to combust
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like roman candles.
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Look! There! When
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did someone decide
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to procrastinate over
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at The Circus
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where lovable hosts
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and others less
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fortunate who imbibe
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GIN and assorted
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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Glowing Incubus Nightmares
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, singing "The Goatherd"
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out of key
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can cavort together
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in seemly attire
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with hairy legs
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[shaved legs being
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so last season],
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being de rigeur
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for cavorting under
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the strict supervision
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of Mother Superior
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that gun jumping
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leftist fascist cupcake.
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Cream together butter,
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strychnine powder and
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fresh goat manure,
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and you'll find
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King David's eyelids.
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barely register consciousness
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but if you
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dance the flamenco
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wearing a linen
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two-piece with matching
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castanets and flip-flops,
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in Barnsley, then
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be prepared for
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the Yorkshire Unicycling
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jousting tournament which
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takes place on
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June the thirtyfirst
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but only in
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nice weather. Rumbustious
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adolescent Gnome children
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vandalized the unicycles
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by deflating their
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more than adequate
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pneumatic flotation units
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(otherwise known as
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Nora Batty's dumplings)
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which, while chewy
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were ultimately indigestible.
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Consequently, gnome delinquents
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don't care for
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the least sort
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of mumbly-peg e-games
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so would rather
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demanding brain power
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:
to compensate for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
lack of manners
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:
and a total
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:
confidence in their
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elegant pubic hairstyles
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:
and raunchy nailpolish
[ 08. May 2015, 13:39: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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in rainbow hues
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and indeterminate genders;
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subject to verification
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by nurse practitioners
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:
who know gnomes
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don't eat beets.
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Leprechauns, however, will
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defy gravity, creating
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problems for the
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:
geese and angels
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:
who frequently complain
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about the unwelcome
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aroma coming from
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the lair of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the Tea Czarina
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caused by fermenting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
two leaves and
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:
mixing the solution
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
over burning witches
(Blatant Monty Python reference)
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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who, while dousing
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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themselves in beet
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
juice and talcum
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powder, find themselves
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baptised, nay converted
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:
to an mp4
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
player with a
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:
steam driven device
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:
operating at one
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:
millimetre per day,
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sometimes more if
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the weather's right,
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and the creek
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is frozen over
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
with weak spots
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hidden by rocks
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:
covered with lichen
Posted by The5thMary (# 12953) on
:
that are likened
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unto whited sepulchres
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:
covered in codes
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which have never
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been deciphered correctly.
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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However, Nostradamus's cryptex
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remains poorly understood
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
until after events
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:
prove their accuracy
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. A strange prophet
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, an idle king
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, a judge's docket
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and an enormous
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crime, monstrous is
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the deed that
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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the mortgage company
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:
held on the
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old leaky speedboat
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:
as it sank
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
just off the
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
Yekaterinburg River shore.
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The captain had
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mislaid his copy
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
machine, because those
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
idiots in Management
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:
had recently implemented
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a "new" strategy
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
:
monitoring our movements
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, moving our monitors,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
and generally playing
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
hide and seek
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:
politicians who legislated
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:
against non sequiturs
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:
in all the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
known universe, where
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:
graveyards gape and
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
gargoyles garble. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
over is Saskatchewan
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
[I noticed too late but that should read in rather than is.]
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:
a spate of
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:
saskatoon berries were
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
alchoholically bubbling in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
semi flat prosecco
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with added cyanide
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
(otherwise known as
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
CN-), which made
[ 15. May 2015, 13:15: Message edited by: Piglet ]
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up for the
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:
complete lack of
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:
almond in Toblerone
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and chocolate in
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
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Cadbury's Creme Eggs®.
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:
Suddenly, rainbows appeared
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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miraculously at night
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:
like Northern Lights
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:
(rare in Australia)
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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and in Oxfordshire
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, however the colors
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, brown, pink, grey(gray),
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:
and a sort
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:
colour that's between
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
infra-red and custard
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:
assaulted the senses
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
:
, causing me to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Google "weird aurora",
[spelink]
[ 17. May 2015, 19:59: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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after which I
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said the Office
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for Budget Responsibility
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were not really
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:
on the same
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:
wavelength as humans
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:
(those particular humans
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:
who live in
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:
fantastical utopias of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
dreams beyond avarice
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, licorice, and cowardice)
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:
but in their
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cocaine induced state
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
at Disneyland's Autopia!
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:
they lost their
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
tickets for Tomorrowland
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
so had to
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
travel to Florida
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
by dirigible because
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
Orlando Bloom landed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his own personal
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
hovercraft, full of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the pelts of
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
extinct creatures which
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
met their unfortunate
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
fortune teller, when
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
fate caught up
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
with the eels.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Did you know
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
that owls often
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
write math books
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with the aim
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
:
of obscuring the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
predilections of the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
saddest family on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the entire planet
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:
whose sadness exceeds
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
even that of
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Luddites forced online
[ 21. May 2015, 17:29: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to escape from
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:
soul-extinguishing, rather
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
banal and self-aggrandising
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well-meaning thimbles
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of self inflicted
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ice buckets full
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of a very
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spicy Tibetan stew
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, rancid yak butter
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and a particularly
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fragrant turnip. Suddenly
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owls and frogs
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began dirty dancing
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to the beat
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of the thumping
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which sounded like
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a chorus of
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tempered-glass anvils struck
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with a special
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K box, causing
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the horses in
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The Badminton Trials
[ 24. May 2015, 13:18: Message edited by: Welease Woderwick ]
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to raise shuttlecocks
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above their perceived
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eyeline, which was
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prettier than that
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broken bowling ball
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which I had
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displayed over fifty
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times symbolizing Christ's
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failed carpentry projects
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many years ago.
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In Reykjavik the
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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Ice-Skating Nurses Union
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was gearing up
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for a wild
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weekend at the
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conference known as
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Iceland through the
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Eyes of Potatoes,
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which had nothing
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Pietists and Paediatricians.
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But unbeknown to
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to the nurses
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several volcanos were
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
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several volcanos were
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barely lying dormant
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like churchgoers pretending
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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to enjoy Deuteronomy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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in all its
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turgid glory. Yet
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elsewhere on the
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battlefield, guns were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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melting, swords were
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being swallowed by
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itinerant entertainers who
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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were campaigning for
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additional dietary items
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which increase magnetic
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flow about the
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North Pole. This
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elephant is very
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good at taking
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photographs using a
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very large, extra
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firm tripod with
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trunk attachments for
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sure. That said,
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my church bought
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its pitch hook,
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and fifty gallon
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oil-tank from E-Bay,
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for a ridiculously
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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overblown party, put
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on by the
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party putter on-ers,
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and we know
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who isn't into
[ 29. May 2015, 22:53: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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rediculously overblown parties
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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Kardashians and rappers
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but the quiet
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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ones are always
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the most dangerous
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because they have
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trouble expressing their
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objections to philosophical
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questions regarding Life,
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Porridge, and the
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other breakfast choices
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, particularly whether kedgeree
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,fried mush or
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mushy peas with
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just a hint
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of honest sweat.
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tinged with some
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[i]mis-coded[/i[ text and
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other menu errors
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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just for laughs
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however lacking in
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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essential grammatical nutrients
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
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such as gerunds,
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rather moody subjunctives
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on
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and nameless nouns
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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in Klingon, Voynich,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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and, in particular,
Posted by Alyosha (# 18395) on
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imaginative extended metaphors
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which make the
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elephant's breakfast sing.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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When Beethoven was
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nowt but-a lad
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he wrote variations
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for spoons that
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knifed through the
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stratosphere, hitting top
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middle, and bottom
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of my French
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horn's tuning fork
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with a spatula
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that resounded spectacularly
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in F#, modulating
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to the relative
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minor of my
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discordant and ill-tuned
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cast iron skillet.
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Ludwig was wondering
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whether Hedwig loved
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the itchy angry
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but otherwise gorgeous
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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bearded dragon, famously
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having burnt several
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rather senior clergy
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during a conference
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of snake handlers
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in the wilds of
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a woolly conference
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of speckled emus.
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He hadn't noticed
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a golden echidna
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and her orchestra
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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tuning (badly), and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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completely ignoring the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
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director's advice to
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use more GIN
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, which unfortunately caused
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a fire downstairs.
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In the ensuing
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litigation several advocates
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pondered whether smoke
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was hallucinogenic or
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dependent on the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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wind direction to
Posted by Spike (# 36) on
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discover whether the
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smell was really
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emanating from the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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cave where bears
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had held their
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seance for the
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feast of Beltain
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and Paddington's departed
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marmalade sandwiches had
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been squished by
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quite a large
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alpaca. George thought
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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the whole thing
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
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smacked of winebibbery
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so he poured
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his libation upon
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his porridge, thereby
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ensuring postprandial stupor
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as it was
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40° proof. However,
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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a passing carriage
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dropped a package
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outside the prestigious
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and highly revered
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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rabbit hutch, rolling
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on gold plated
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politicians who fell
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by the wayside
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because of overindulgence
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in the three
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things they stole
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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: Guittard cocoa IVs
(Intravenous drips )
[ 09. June 2015, 05:32: Message edited by: Golden Key ]
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, a box of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
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antique Christmas cards,
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and a rather
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large amount of
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
somewhat woolly, blue
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rinsed wigs for
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
vintage troll dolls.
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But it seemed
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that despite the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
massive amount of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
pocket lint that
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:
arrived by canoe
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, Seth couldn't shift
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:
his fat butt
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:
from the super-glued
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
ancient birdseye maple
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:
and rosewood marquetry
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
on the floor.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
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For dancing the
Posted by Meike (# 3006) on
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words "rosewood marquetry"
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isn't something that
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
our dear Queen
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of Hearts would
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find in Wonderland
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:
or even in
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Bishop's Stortford. All
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
manner of things
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
might be found
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
in Sainsbury's, although
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
sell by dates
[ 12. June 2015, 14:00: Message edited by: balaam ]
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
can be deceptively
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:
misleading if the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
upside-down dates look
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
more like figs
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
, a nasty surprise
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:
for date eating
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
marsupials with a
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
lack of understanding
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the laws
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
concerning the relationship
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
among figs, dates
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and apricots. Meanwhile,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the laboratory
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the petri dish
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:
cells evolved faster
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
than the speed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
of Boycott's mother
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:
opening for England
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
to form hybridised
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
genetically modified creatures
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
stick of rhubarb
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that is now
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
looking like a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
red and green
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
stick. However, because
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
red and green
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
should never be
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
alluded to by
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
genetically modified creatures,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
just in case
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
plutonium becomes unstable
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
further modifying genetics
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
in a completely
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and rather random
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
fashion, it was
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
genetically modified creatures
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who created the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
world's longest ever
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
non-stop sentence on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
refrigerator poetry magnets
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
using a walk-in
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
low tech automated
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but semi permeable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
contact lens. Across
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in northern Scandinavia
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
while picking cloudberries,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the chief Polar
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Bear, Iofur Raknison,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who is notorious
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
for Freemasonry leanings,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
decided to try
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
33rd degree Rites
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
upon an unsuspecting
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
and innocent friar
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
while milking the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
world's tallest goat
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
whilst balancing upon
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
an upturned sealion
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
before he jumped
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
into the cauldron
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
where the cream
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was very creamy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
but still rather
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
less creamy than
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the clotted cream
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
, but creamier than
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a less creamy
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cream used for
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
piles. In Scotland,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the Crofters were
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
completely unaware that
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the agricultural revolution
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
was about to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
start revolving on
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
a drop spindle
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
that has been
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
dipped in molten
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
cream cheese with
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
garlic and herbs,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tasty, yet slightly
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
metallic as the
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
best topping for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
popcorn doesn't include
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
either monosodium glutamate
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
or aged compost
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the mixture
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
5'1/3, 2'2/3 and
Posted by Jemima the 9th (# 15106) on
:
a large goldfish
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
with purple spots
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
who insisted on
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
showing up here.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Elsewhere the concierge
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
welcomed us heartily
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
before taking our
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
children to the
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
table that held
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the largest ever
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
green and yellow
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
spotted, electronically adjustable
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
bellybutton lint removal
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
corkscrew. Damien adjusted
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
the focus on
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the electron microscope
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to better see
[ 27. June 2015, 03:42: Message edited by: Piglet ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the inner workings
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
of 42: Life,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
but not as
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
a scientist, but
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather as a
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
theologian studying the
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
more arcane parts
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
department at the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Aston Martin factory,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
where they make
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
a lovely blue
[ETA show and tell]
[ 28. June 2015, 11:38: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
cheese sandwich with
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
extra rusty bits
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which break teeth
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the sprockets
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
on the rather
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
elderly gear mechanism
[tangent] Thanks for the car-porn, JJ! [/tangent]
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
so we're left
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
with using a[n]
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
wrench and a
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather large roll
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
of duck-tape. However,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the Outer
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
Limits TV show,
[tangent] Piglet [/tangent]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
which was shown
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
to destroy sleeping
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tablets at a
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fundraising event in
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
deepest, darkest Roehampton
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
with FREE BEER
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
(CAMRA-approved), satisfying even
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
those folks who
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
think beer should
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
be served in
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
:
cold pint glasses.
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
If you look
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
in a book
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
you might just
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
manage to discern
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the differences among
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
the pages that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
fill the book
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
like the fact
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that the paper
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is mostly recycled
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as are the
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ingredients for the
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cocktails served at
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Eucharists celebrated by
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recalcitrant Methodist nuns
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(rarities indeed), who
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always add the
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peas to guacamole
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and then combine
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harvesters, which might
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seem bizarre, but
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wheat and chaff
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-inches are seldom
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seen together on
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an ice rink.
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The convent's telescope
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was trained on
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the third moon
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of the planet
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Zarg, which lies
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somewhere beyond the
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great Unknown, but
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which was known
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for many aeons
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as a rather
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unprepossessing suburb of
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Basingstoke. Albert polished
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his shoes with
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a dead clown
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joke t-shirt, left
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to right with
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absolutely no upstrokes
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and no circular
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reasoning, for Albert
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had told Victoria
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's secret to everyone
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's surprise, because he
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never wore polyester
[ 13. July 2015, 00:08: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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dresses or frocks
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, preferring instead leotards
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of silk shot
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glasses filled with
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Drambuie, soda and
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unidentifiable floaty bits
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(possibly derived from
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the more extreme
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-ly large icebergs),
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that adorn such things.
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Thursday will be
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Harold Camping's latest
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apocryphal apocalypse, carried
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live by Fox
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with twenty-four hour
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endurance races in
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Royal Navy Whalers
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while wailing about
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injustices against porpoises
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who invent their
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fake newscast scripts
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to suit the
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whim of the
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sainted dolphin of
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the cetaceous chapter
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of the honorable
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and highly respected
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Order of Whales,
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whose annual outing
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to the seaside
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shrimp cocktail bar
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was beset by
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:
temptations of the
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most invidious sort
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, leading to dancing ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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of the most
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inebriated of the
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attendees who also
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had no talent.
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:
Look! Isn't that
[ 17. July 2015, 23:52: Message edited by: jedijudy ]
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... Sorry, it isn't.
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The UFO circled
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, booming "Close Encounters"
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, before depositing three
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very large, wet
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purple and green
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sprouting broccoli varieties
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into Area 51,
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beside Area 52
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where the famous
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soup company threw
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several gratuitous insults
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and other nasty
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emotional effluvia, frightening
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the little kiddies
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which doesn't exist!
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Meanwhile, in another
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literary genre the
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comic book pages
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:
were held in
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a detention centre
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for pictures of
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the more criminal
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types of revolutionary
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to be circulated
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at Quaker meetings
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as well as
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auto repair shops,
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dry cleaning outlets
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fronting for secret
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groupings of the
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Saffron Walden mafia
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Zimmer frame squad
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which had secretly
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armed their frames
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with Dali's pictures
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of several random
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clowns and other
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circus acts. Considering
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the late hour
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it was unlikely
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we would be
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invited to dance
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quadrilles or even
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randomly scream at
[ 22. July 2015, 02:07: Message edited by: no prophet's flag is set so... ]
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the attendant royals
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who were sat
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in the corner
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and staring at
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a child holding
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on to a
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badger's mutilated head.
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Meanwhile the rest
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of the orchestra
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was still in
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shock that such
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astounding goings-on
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could go on
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even though music
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distracted from the
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"Wake The Royalty"*
*Because of mention of royalty. Fun physics game!
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as the royalties
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rolled in richly
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due to the
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truly amazing demand
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for various wooden
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agricultural and other
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odd metaphors and
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similes. While having
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tea on the
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lawn of Mrs
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Whatsit's garden observatory
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I spotted a
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parallelogram with triangular
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circles move across
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rounded squareness, tangentially
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across a non-Hausdorff
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silver Moebius strip
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-teasing professor of
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trigonometric history and
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nude alligator wrestling
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which in theory
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is a safe
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way to dispose
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:
of all the
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less bright people
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:
who clutter up
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the planet. Being
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exceptionally gifted at
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:
obfuscation and allied
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economics, the professor
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skipped the malarkey!
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The skipping rope
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wrapped tighter around
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the perpetrator's wrists
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(which were strangely
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shapely for a
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troublesome priest) and
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, despite the tattoos
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and assorted piercings,
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she was still
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a very devout
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under-assistant rector.
[ 26. July 2015, 07:30: Message edited by: Sir Kevin ]
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Meanwhile, back at
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Liberal Democrat headquarters,
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the ritual disembowelment
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of watermelons and
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:
pusillanimous primates was
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:
scheduled to begin
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:
after liturgical dancing
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:
and synchronised piggy-tickling
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:
by the members
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the tea
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:
and cake brigade
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whose annual picnic
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
was always in
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:
company with teddy-bears
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all armed with
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:
paws, which held
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
the local villagers
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:
in complete awe
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
every Saturday afternoon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
at about 3.30.
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:
At 3:45, there
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:
on the stair
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
the Canterville ghost
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:
disports itself in
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
hilarious antics involving
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
Buster Keaton reenactments
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
complete with the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
speeded-up chases after
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the rather silly
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
billy goats gruff
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whose escapades typically
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:
included paragliding under
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Tower Bridge during
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
The Archers Omnibus.
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Meanwhile Clarry Grundy
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
,otherwise Clarrie Grundie,
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
accidentally chopped off
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the one remaining
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
bunch of grapes
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
which the bunnies
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, in their wisdom,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, which at best,
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:
under the circumstances,
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
considering the options,
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
all things considered,
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the last time
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
they were reliably
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
informed would be
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
if memory serves
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
me correctly when
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
spitting out pips
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:
and missing the
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the thing that
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:
is there as
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:
much as one
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:
might wish. Meanwhile,
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
back on the
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:
river the boats
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
headed closer to
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the edge of
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
the foaming white
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
mountain of spittle
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
caked reefs of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lurid artificial flowers
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
which mermaids had
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
most carefully arranged
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
into the likeness
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the inestimable
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Boris, whose plans
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:
to plait his
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
short and curlies
Posted by pimple (# 10635) on
:
fell foul of
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
braiding regulations for
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
moose and spies
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
continental escorts. Out
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of the wardrobe
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
jumped the very
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
large and rather
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pompous chancellor, Gideon
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
well known for
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
jumping out of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
moving tramcars and
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
tripping over the
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
lightning fantastic rails
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in his outrageous
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
polka dotted tutu.
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
The Chancellor brushed
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
what little hair
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
remained on his
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
neighbour's cousin's sister-in-law's
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
fur handbag that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
she nicked from
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
a nearby Oxfam
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
committee member who
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
just happened to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
tango by waving
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
tiny silk handkerchiefs
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
attached to her
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
rainbow coloured poodle's
[ 06. August 2015, 21:19: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
pet gerbil that
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
accompanied her on
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
a tour of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
the far side
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
-board, in the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
drawing-room. Up until
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
his hospital admission
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
for consumption juction
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
he regularly used
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
the Baldwin sisters'
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
extra premium quality
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
haemorrhoid cream, which
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
Mr. Baldwin's Recipe
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
said included horseradish
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
, bootleg whisky, and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
just a smidgen
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, the smallest, littlest
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
, teesiest tiny bit
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
, less than half
Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on
:
a soupcon of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
Tabasco. This caused
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
:
"Mississippi Squirrel Revival"
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the rather
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
annoying, very much
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
underrated but funny
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Three Square Church
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
in the middle
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
of the wildwood
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
. Simultaneously the zombies
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
sang hymns of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
delight at the
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
service of thanksgiving
Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on
:
which had unexpectedly
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
been officiated by
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
a robot named
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Steve, that wore
[ 10. August 2015, 22:21: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a colourful maniple
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
and chasuble with
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
a lace alb
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
, and solar powered
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
altar boys who
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
sounded electronic bells
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
whenever Des Lynam
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
waved his prosthesis
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
indicating it was
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
lined up ready
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
to be deployed
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
by the Russian
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
Orthodox sisterhood of
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
Disco Jesus And
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
the chorus of
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
rapturous maidens, who
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
have trouble finding
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their own toes
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
due to their
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
absurd backwardness of
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
their post-modernist intellectualism
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
and unfortunate habit
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
of using the
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
pencil sharpener to
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
sharpen their already
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on
:
extra pointy and
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
rather dangerous looking
Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on
:
fountain pens. Naturally,
Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on
:
the Glorious Twelfth
Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on
:
is always something
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
less glorious than
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
the Imperious Thirteenth
Posted by balaam (# 4543) on
:
Century mangrove farming
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
folk dancing quadrilles
Posted by no prophet's flag is set so... (# 15560) on
:
by sheep that
Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on
:
caper hopefully toward
Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on
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the snack hut
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cliffs from which
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several eminent archaeologists
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went tombstoning because
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of their basic
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ignorance of form.
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Running away from
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home in just
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their night things
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on Christmas Day
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, the Secret Seven
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Year Itch Club
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could no longer
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avoid the inevitable
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but indescribably wonderful
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phenomenon which had
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thrilled sandal wearing
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Australian naturists with
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all their dangly
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Christmas ornaments resembling
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over soft and
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squishy tropical fruits
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yet to be
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classified under the
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watchful eye of
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Dame Celia Molestrangler
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the eminent critic
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and renown marshmallow
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consumer extraordinaire who
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disappeared one day
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after discovering strange
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hieroglyphics on the
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inside of her
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antique honey dipper
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which had broken
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when used for
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holding open the
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beehive. The following
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afternoon the Bishop
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opened the beehive
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by using the
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correct service of
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penance, pouring holy
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mackerel oil over
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the still slumbering
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guardian cat, that
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was lying in
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a curious position
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on top of
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the golden carp
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. Sherlock Holmes, beekeeper,
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was only vaguely
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able to see
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through the smoke
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curling up from
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his feet in
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his beekeeping job
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-boots which were
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unfortunately leaking. This
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prompted the Cardinal
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to fly away
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to his hideout
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, Cafe Cuba, in
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which numerous bluejays
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batted baseballs so
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wildly that customers
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started batting them
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to the pitcher,
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who was wearing
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the uniform of
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the 19th Hussars
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mascot goat. Sherlock
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copped one in
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the place it
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hurt so good
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that it caused
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a cappucino malfunction,
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which had terrible
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consequences for the
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fishing industry near
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Alice Springs and
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the Qattara Depression.
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Simultaneously in Ougadougou
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jam making festivals
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were interrupted by
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unicyclists wearing long
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pink trousers, whose
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failure to stop
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marmalade jars were
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amusingly cross-posted
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with Paddington Bear's
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beret and velvet
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overcoat with large
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juggling balls hidden
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in the innermost
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pocket where he
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routinely kept his
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other hidden treasure:
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a gold watch-chain,
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his stamp collection,
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a bottle of
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Japanese hair-restorer,
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several postcards from
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Ouagadougou and a
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box of chocolates
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specially made for
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honey bears and
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their paramours. Meanwhile,
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the virus slowly
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morphed Paddington into
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something rather like
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a large chocolate
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bandanna wearing bilby
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with ears of
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a Playboy bunny
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that clipped over
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its amazingly large
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and rather protuberant
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(yet somehow dainty)
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nose, that sniffed
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appreciatively at the
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amazing bouquet of
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the most outrageously
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powerful methylated spirit
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cologne worn by
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bears anywhere, bought
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only online at
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Bear Necessities, a
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brothel where bears
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meet other bears
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and bare their
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illicit wishes for
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the profit of
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