Thread: POPE RESIGNS! (reasons) Board: Oblivion / Ship of Fools.
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Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on
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1/ Going to join the Ordinariate, the TRUE voice of the Roman ******** Church.
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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2) Becoming a Muslim.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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3) Six of his children arrive with DNA papers.
Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on
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Links to Bullesconi.
Posted by Robert Armin (# 182) on
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5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
Posted by Robert Armin (# 182) on
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(Why does the word "M A R R Y" get turned into "*****"?)
Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on
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Originally posted by Robert Armin:
(Why does the word "M A R R Y" get turned into "*****"?)
It's ****s & *****s Day. That, or the Libruls have finally taken over.
(Ha! H o s t s & A d m i n s doesn't get through either, says preview psot. Definitely the Libruls then!)
Posted by Loveheart (# 12249) on
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I'm not sure if Wes is saying this or not, but I thought the reason he's resigning is because its
H o s t s & A d m i n s day
Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on
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Only if the BBC is in on the act.
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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Originally posted by Robert Armin:
5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
Next headline 'Pope comes out of the closet'
Wayhay!
Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on
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Originally posted by Loveheart:
I'm not sure if Wes is saying this or not, but I thought the reason he's resigning is because its
H o s t s & A d m i n s day
So did I for a minute. Who knows what my brethren are getting up to.
Posted by passer (# 13329) on
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Wants to draw his pension before the coffers are emptied by all the compensation claims.
Posted by Robert Armin (# 182) on
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Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Robert Armin:
5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
Next headline 'Pope comes out of the closet'
Wayhay!
All those asterisks make my suggestion look positively indecent. I was trying to be funny but respectful. After all ITTWACW .
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on
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Looks like a game. Off to the Circus.
Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on
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Not today it ain't: This is serious theo-ecu-evangi-catho-hermenu-exegetic-supercalifragilistic-expialidocious discussion.
To Purg!
Posted by Kitten (# 1179) on
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6) Wants to get in touch with his feminine side
Posted by Loveheart (# 12249) on
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Perhaps he's giving up religion for Lent?
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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Originally posted by Loveheart:
Perhaps he's giving up religion for Lent?
Posted by Son of a preacherman (# 4181) on
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He'll be known as an ex-Benedict. Probably.
Posted by Erroneous Monk (# 10858) on
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The last straw was when they wouldn't let him slap some magnolia emulsion on the ceiling of that shabby old Sistine Chapel.
Posted by lowlands_boy (# 12497) on
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Unfortunate post on twitter
Posted by Erroneous Monk (# 10858) on
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Or perhaps he's accepted a bribe off Findus to change the words of the Lord's ****er to "Give us this day our daily horse."
Posted by Squibs (# 14408) on
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Zionist conspiracy
Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on
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Twitter got too much for him.
Posted by Erroneous Monk (# 10858) on
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Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
Unfortunate post on twitter
"Resign? LOL! I'll resign when they find Richard III in a car park in Leicester"
Posted by kentishmaid (# 4767) on
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He got to the end of his rope.
Posted by The Rhythm Methodist (# 17064) on
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Well, there's always been a question over his stickability: After all, he quickly lost interest in the Hitler Youth, and later deserted from the German Army.
Perhaps they could give one of the girls a shot at it, this time - or maybe a youngster, in line with those 'work experience' schemes.
Posted by lowlands_boy (# 12497) on
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1. He's secretly a member of the ship
2. He didn't realise it was H&A day
3. Read a post saying
I think that **** in Rome should resign
4. Realised he'd lost the faithful
5. Resigned
Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on
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He was caught between a rock and a hard place
Posted by Chapelhead (# 21) on
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He got an invitation from ++Justin to an Alpha course, and it was all too much.
Posted by Pearl B4 Swine (# 11451) on
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Shall I delete it as requested? Nope - just the content. I want to provoke my very own Stynx thread. B62
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Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on
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ATOS Healthcare told him he was fit for work......
(....probably best understood by UK Shippies who have suffered at the hands of that egregious outfit.....)
Ian J.
Posted by ExclamationMark (# 14715) on
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He referred to God as "she"
Posted by Enoch (# 14322) on
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He's been offered a fellowship at Magdalene College Cambridge.
Posted by Erroneous Monk (# 10858) on
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Rangers now relegated to the third division - his work is done.
Posted by ken (# 2460) on
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The moment of resignation is carefully timed to mark the close of polls in the Eastleigh by-election.
Maybe Chris Huhne knows Something We Don't?
Posted by Barnabas62 (# 9110) on
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And what's this thread doing here anyway. Away to the Circus with the other games and round and round the mulberry bushes threads.
[Oh, its become Ariston's playgroup or something. So I'll bugger up this post with an edit.]
B62 P H
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Posted by Chorister (# 473) on
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He heard that Stoo wants a go. And he's nice like that.
Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on
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Some Jehovah's Witnesses came 'round the Vatican, and whaddya know, they were convincing!
Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on
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He wishes to take up motor racing and become a legend in his own mind like my acquaintances the Englishman David Hobbs and the American Davy Jones. Both have won their classes at Le Mans and Jones shared a supercharged Jaguar with me and my lovely bride at a mock-up racing course in a car park across the street from the local football stadium last year.
Posted by Al Eluia (# 864) on
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He's going to convert to A*******ism and become the next vicar of Dibley.
Wouldn't that be almost as funny as me not reading the rules?
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