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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gort: [QB] :killingme: Awww, RATS! I was hoping to claim it after everyone had left, you sneaky devil! [/QB][/QUOTE]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="1" width="100%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#666699"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tr bgcolor="#666699"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="2" color="#FFFFFF" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T H R E A D R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Simon</b> <br /><small># 1</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,0,14,22,29,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Here are the Ship's very own nominations for The Golden Asshat Award. Please see the post below for the nominated threads... and then vote for your choice. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Simon</b> <br /><small># 1</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,0,14,22,30,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Here are the nominations, in chronological order, for The Golden Asshat Award. Please click and read if possible before casting your vote!<br /><br /><b>1. Golden Asshat Award</b> (the original thread for nominations, now removed from The Simmies board)<br /><br /><b>2. <a href="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=004338" target="_blank">Golden Asshat</a></b> (Hell)<br /><br /><b>3. <a href="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=5;t=002530" target="_blank">The Golden Asshat Award</a></b> (The Styx)<br /><br /><b>4. <a href="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=3;t=004341" target="_blank">You're all Asshats, the lot of you</a></b> (Hell) <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Patdys</b> <br /><small># 9397</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,0,20,17,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Long time reader, first time poster.<br /><br />I am writing to express my concern that management may not have fully considerd the implications of the effect of community voting for one of these threads. The contributors to the threads in question may become distressed if a thread they have contributed to wins this award. <br />Could it perhaps be possible to vote for the board on which the thread occurs instead, thus not potentially vilifying a particular thread.<br /><br />Thankyou,<br />Concerned of Antipodes <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>dj_ordinaire</b> <br /><small># 4643</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,0,20,18,3,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Too late to have the voting thread included in the nominations, methinks, Patdys! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Gort</b> <br /><small># 6855</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,15,56,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Gort <a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/2840232899_516745cec0.jpg?v=0" target="_blank">slides down rope</a> from ceiling to the stage and shuffles over to the microphone...<br /><br />Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! Doublethink has joined me to present perhaps the most contentious award of the ceremony. A sad visage of its original intention, this award has been reduced to memorializing the heated discussion that quickly followed the original "Golden Asshat Award" for an individual shipmate (subsequently removed by protest).<br /><br /> All that remains are the two threads generated by shipmates who felt moved to voice their angst and concern over the recipient being permanently labeled a pariah (and Alan Cresswell's angry response to the shipwreck that followed).<br /><br /> Personally, I would have been proud to receive the original award as recognition of nearly five years of dedicated effort to maintain my aura of disgruntled disaffection. But, alas, it's not to be. So without further ado...<br /><br />The thread nominees are:<br /><br />The original <b>"Golden Asshat Award"</b> in the Simmies (deleted).<br /><br /><b>"Golden Asshat"</b> by fletcher christian posted in Hell, Dec.11, 10:50am. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm not overly fussed about the simmies, but I couldn't help but notice that the asshat award is the only truly negative one. Essentially you might as well tar and feather someone and permanently label them as shittiest person on board. I hate to say it, but I suspect this will turn into a bout of bullying, nasty remarks and general unpleasantness.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b>"The Golden Asshat award"</b> by Eliab posted in Styx, Dec.11, 2:21pm. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think that this is a bad idea. I don’t know whether it was conceived as a bit of end-of-year fun, in the same way as most of the other awards, but after two nominations, it quite clearly isn’t being used as just light-hearted banter. It is, essentially, an invitation to make as nasty a personal attack as one’s wits allow on the Shipmate one likes the least.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><b>"You're all Asshats, the lot of you"</b> posted by Alan Cresswell in Hell, Dec.16, 5:53am. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">For the sake of strict adherence to the rules (and, why didn't you kick up a big fuss about Shipmate of the Year and the other threads that wouldn't normally be allowed?) and 'oooh, we've got to be nice to each other' you managed to succeed in turning a bit of fun into a train wreck from which there was no rescuing the original intention...<br /><br />So, we lost a place to acknowledge the eccentric people who add spice to the general flavour of the Ship, those who help make us who we are and remind us that God made some quite interesting people. Instead we got a mini-Hell, with fresh attacks launched on nominees, 'unfinished business' from Hell threads resurfacing and attempts to settle scores.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I now turn the microphone over to our lovely Doublethink who will make the announcement! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Doublethink</b> <br /><small># 1984</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,15,58,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <i>Doublethink <a href="http://whatspikelikes.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/wanted_angelina_jolie.jpg" target="_blank">enters</a>, following a momentary delay to locate the envelope, she makes her way upto Gort to stand at the <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_js67gaFFT7c/R15iuboiwWI/AAAAAAAAAj4/7mzb5xCaLhU/s400/oscar-5.JPG" target="_blank">podium</a>.</i><br /><br />Thank you Gort. The Simmie goes to ...<br /><br /><i>There is a <a href="http://www.jurassicpunk.com/stars/angelinajolie/angelina_jolie_9.jpg" target="_blank">dramatic pause</a></i><br /><br /><b>You're all asshats, the lot of you</b><br /><br /><i>Doublethink places <a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2971248859_1fef51a42c.jpg" target="_blank">the Award</a> on the podium for the boldest to claim</i>. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Gort</b> <br /><small># 6855</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,0,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well done, Doublethink! Congratulations to the lot of you! <img border="0" alt="[Overused]" title="" src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Triple Tiara</b> <br /><small># 9556</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <bites fingernails><br /><br />Hopes there won't be any protests and catcalls.<br /><br />Notices lots of fluffy bunnies in the audience.<br /><br />This one could go either way! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Gort</b> <br /><small># 6855</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,5,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> [Gort dodges tomatoes and rotten fruit as he shuffles off stage to avoid the baying mob] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Doublethink</b> <br /><small># 1984</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,14,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <i>Doublethink waits to see who will take the Golden Asshat, its real goldleaf that</i> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Yorick</b> <br /><small># 12169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,54,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> With surprising speed, dogwonderer, Faust, and Yorick simultaneously clamber up onto the stage and shove their way past Security, dramatically grabbing the Golden Asshat Award from Doublethink (pausing to kiss her beautiful cheek), and, blowing a loud raspberry and thumbing their noses at the audience and side-stage dignitaries, make off with it before anyone has the chance to stop them.<br /><br />Everyone knows we deserve it. The (Unofficial) <b>Golden Asshat Award</b> is <i>ours</i>! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Gort</b> <br /><small># 6855</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,58,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img border="0" alt="[Killing me]" title="" src="graemlins/killingme.gif" /> Awww, RATS! I was hoping to claim it after everyone had left, you sneaky devil! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Janine</b> <br /><small># 3337</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,16,59,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Are they going to keep it each at their own house for a third of each year? Or are they going to all move in together and thus be with their Simmie always? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jahlove</b> <br /><small># 10290</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,17,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Yorick:<br /><strong> The (Unofficial) <b>Golden Asshat Award</b> is <i>ours</i>! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Run, Doggie, run like the wind <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Janine</b> <br /><small># 3337</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,17,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> {... and if they <b>do</b> all move in together, will the psychiatrist who was integrating them now lose his publisher's advance on the book he was writing about them?<br /><br />Heck, the shrink will now no longer be able to pay for his <i>own</i> counseling, much less the brain-bleach...}<br /> <br /> <small>[ 01. February 2009, 17:03: Message edited by: Janine ]</small> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Qlib</b> <br /><small># 43</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,17,7,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">... and if they <b>do</b> all move in together, will the psychiatrist who was integrating them now lose his publisher's advance on the book he was writing about them?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think we have established that <b>she</b> is already in therapy. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Alan Cresswell</b> <br /><small># 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,17,19,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> You're all Asshats. The lot of you. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Lyda*Rose</b> <br /><small># 4544</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,17,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I can die happy. <img border="0" alt="[Axe murder]" title="" src="graemlins/lovedrops.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Lamb Chopped</b> <br /><small># 5528</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,19,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> It's a kind of unholy trinity, isn't it? (Or am I thinking of Fluffy, the three-headed dog?) <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Chorister</b> <br /><small># 473</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,1,19,7,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:<br /><strong> You're all Asshats. The lot of you. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You cannot believe how long I've waited to see Alan Cresswell say that. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Yorick</b> <br /><small># 12169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,2,8,43,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Mmm. It’s so shiny and nice.<br /><br />He he he he. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>dj_ordinaire</b> <br /><small># 4643</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,2,9,31,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> All hail doggie!<br /><br /><br /> <img border="0" alt="[Overused]" title="" src="graemlins/notworthy.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Yorick</b> <br /><small># 12169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,2,9,32,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ouch! He didn't mean stones! Stop that! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Matt Black</b> <br /><small># 2210</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,3,9,47,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Yorick:<br /><strong> With surprising speed, dogwonderer, Faust, and Yorick simultaneously clamber up onto the stage and shove their way past Security, dramatically grabbing the Golden Asshat Award from Doublethink (pausing to kiss her beautiful cheek), </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Which cheek might that be? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>comet</b> <br /><small># 10353</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,3,10,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> how high can a beagle reach? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Yorick</b> <br /><small># 12169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,3,10,36,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> How low can a Doublethink sink? <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Doublethink</b> <br /><small># 1984</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,4,7,40,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <i><a href="http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/MISC_Angelina_Jolie_Got_Milk_lg.jpg" target="_blank">Doublethink</a> is in the process of getting up.</i><br /><br />I <b>heard</b> that ! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sir Pellinore (ret'd)</b> <br /><small># 12163</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,4,9,31,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> My fear for you all is that the Golden Asshat may be very much like a Boojum.<br /><br />You could all disappear forever leaving only DoS to amuse us. <img border="0" alt="[Help]" title="" src="graemlins/help.gif" /> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Yorick</b> <br /><small># 12169</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,4,10,4,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sir Pellinore (ret'd):<br /><strong> My fear for you all is that the Golden Asshat may be very much like a Boojum.<br /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How <i>dare</i> you?! I am most certainly not a geometric pattern on the surface of one of the phases of superfluid helium-3, whose motion can result in the decay of a supercurrent, resulting from a monopole singularity in the bulk of the liquid being drawn to, and then "pinned" on a surface! <br /><br />If you want to diss me that, kindly take it to Hell. <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#f7f7f7"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Matt Black</b> <br /><small># 2210</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,4,10,6,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Doublethink:<br /><strong> <i><a href="http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/images/MISC_Angelina_Jolie_Got_Milk_lg.jpg" target="_blank">Doublethink</a> is in the process of getting up.</i><br /><br />I <b>heard</b> that ! </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">If you really look like that, madam, I'd gladly kiss <i>all</i> your cheeks! <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#dedfdf"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sir Pellinore (ret'd)</b> <br /><small># 12163</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/UBB-non-cgi/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> Posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.writeln(timestamp(new Date(2009,1,5,7,2,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><hr /> </font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Yorick:<br /><strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Sir Pellinore (ret'd):<br /><strong> My fear for you all is that the Golden Asshat may be very much like a Boojum.<br /></strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How <i>dare</i> you?! I am most certainly not a geometric pattern on the surface of one of the phases of superfluid helium-3, whose motion can result in the decay of a supercurrent, resulting from a monopole singularity in the bulk of the liquid being drawn to, and then "pinned" on a surface! <br /><br />If you want to diss me that, kindly take it to Hell. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, no. After you last er eruption I think you need help. <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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