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Thread: Hell: Christian Irregular Verbs II
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012
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Somehow, back in the mists of time, the thread that was Christian Irregular Verbs got deleted or disappeared ![[Frown]](frown.gif) So I thought we could start again ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Unfortunately my mind has gone blank right now, and I can't think of any ![[Confused]](confused.gif) Oh yes.
I am open-minded
You are liberal
They are dangerously misguided
Everyone got the hang of this?
Viki
[ 10. March 2003, 01:06: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Inanna
Ship's redhead
# 538
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I missed the old thread entirely so apologies if someone already came up with this one:
I have a word from the Lord
You are trying to diguise your own self interest as prophecy
They are obviously schizophrenic and need locking up.
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All shall be well
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And all manner of things shall be well.
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Inanna
Ship's redhead
# 538
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Oops. I forgot the alternative conjugation:
I have a word from the Lord
You are getting that from your own subconscious
They are hearing demons.
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All shall be well
And all shall be well
And all manner of things shall be well.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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I am right
You are trying hard to find the answer
He/she is wrong
Looks like it's just you and me playing Inanna.
Viki
PS If anyone didsave the original, then please post the choice bits/all of it back up Thanks.
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“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
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Inanna
Ship's redhead
# 538
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I am living by WWJD
You are being influenced by the world's values
They are following false prophets.
(It's OK Viki, nobody's playing my Avatar Snap game either...)
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All shall be well
And all shall be well
And all manner of things shall be well.
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Tim V
Shipmate
# 830
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I am living by biblical principals
You are conservative
He/She/It is a bigot.
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
# 2460
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I am an Evangelical
You are an Anglo-Catholic
She is a Liberal
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Scot
Deck hand
# 2095
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Somebody (I forgot who) had really good one as their signature until recently. Does anyone remember?
scot
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Adrienne
Shipmate
# 2334
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I have a caring ministry
You always know what's going on
They are nosey
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
Beloved
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I am sreadfast.
You are stubborn.
They are obstinate.
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Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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I thought the point was that all 3 describe the same thing.
I have Holy Tradition.
You are living in the past.
They are hidebound.
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QLib
Bad Example
# 43
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I won't apologise for knowing right from wrong.
You are smug.
They are self-righteous bigots.
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Beethoven
Ship's deaf genius
# 114
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I explain
You preach
He drones on and on ![[Snore]](graemlins/snore.gif)
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toujours gai!
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012
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quote:
Originally posted by Scot:
Somebody (I forgot who) had really good one as their signature until recently. Does anyone remember?
scot
I think it was NightLamp? I have PM'd, to find out if I am right, and if it can be posted if so.
Viki
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David
Complete Bastard
# 3
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I'm doing you a favour by telling you this.
You are a patronising bastard.
Who set them up as Judge of the World?
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Tim V
Shipmate
# 830
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I'm being sarcastic, yes, but in a very funny way.
You are missing the point of Ship of Fools by spending too much time scoring points in Hell.
He/She/It really ought to spend some time seriously thinking about whether they can really call themselves christians whilst associating themselves with something that is obviously doing severe damage to their chances of salvation.
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Is the weapon that I desire.
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Inanna
Ship's redhead
# 538
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I am expressing my opinion on a subject I feel strongly about.
You are flogging a dead horse.
They are trolling.
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All shall be well
And all shall be well
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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266
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Oh sarky cow i have PMed you, this is not the one I used in my sig.
Not really a christian irregular verb.
I am tenacious
You are stubborn
He is an awkward bastard
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I don't know what you are talking about so it couldn't have been that important- Nightlamp
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mysticlisa
Ship's seer
# 2867
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I'm sharing this as a request for prayer. ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
You're sharing a bit of harmless gossip. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
She's a backstabbing bitch. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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than this world dreams of."
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
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busyknitter
Shipmate
# 2501
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I enjoy lively worship
You often worship in the Spirit
He is an exhibitionist
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
# 1143
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The verse I am relying on is part of scripture.
The verse you are relying on is hyperbole.
The verse he is relying on is doubtful.
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Benedikt Gott Geschickt!
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
# 2716
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I am deep in prayerful contemplation
Your mind is wandering slightly
He's sleeping through the sermon again!
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Miss you, Erin.
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mysticlisa
Ship's seer
# 2867
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I'm spending the morning in contemplative prayer.
You're having a lie in.
She's lazy.
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"More things are wrought by prayer
than this world dreams of."
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
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Inanna
Ship's redhead
# 538
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I am trying to apply my faith to today's culture.
You are jumping on the post-evangelical bandwagon
They are liberal backsliders.
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All shall be well
And all shall be well
And all manner of things shall be well.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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quote:
Originally posted in Heaven by SeanD:
Just one I thought of cos of a discussion in Purgatory.
My views are rooted in Scripture.
You are quoting the Bible out of context.
He/she is backing up their prejudices with a proof text.
Any more to add to the collection?
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Duo Seraphim*
Sea lawyer
# 3251
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I am devout
You are pious and humourless
They are religious maniacs
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2^8, eight bits to a byte
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Lady A
Narnian Lady
# 3126
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You are Holier-Than-Thou
Where's the halo?
That's not what I understand it to mean...
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Duo Seraphim*
Sea lawyer
# 3251
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quote:
Originally posted by Lady A:
You are Holier-Than-Thou
Where's the halo?
That's not what I understand it to mean...
H'mm I stand corrected (or sit actually.) Halo's dropped off, I'm afraid. So..
"I am devout.
You are Holier-Than-Thou.
They are the sort of worshipper we don't want in this parish/diocese/space-time continuum."
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2^8, eight bits to a byte
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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I feel a deep concern for ...
The Lord has given me a burden for...
I'm a nosey so and so!
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Growing Greenpatches
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David
Complete Bastard
# 3
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I have an interesting personality.
You are a total nutjob.
They are a pack of fucking lunatics.
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The Lad Himself
Accidental stowaway
# 2073
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I was prompted by the Lord to find a new place of worship.
You were prompted by the leadership to find a new place of worship.
He burned the church down.
My children are expressing themselves during the morning service.
Yours are helping us grow in patience.
His are noisy little maniacs, and I blame the parents.
My pastor is a prophet.
Yours is a visionary.
His is a nutcase.
I am the anointed leader.
You are being obedient by stepping into the gap.
He is a power-freak.
I was filled with righteous anger.
You were obviously tired.
He went completely mad.
The Lord has rewarded me with a new car.
The Lord has given you a car to bless others.
Look at that flash git.
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Clay_Pigeon
Mathematics
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I am saving your soul.
You are being annoying.
He is no fun to sit next to on planes.
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THAT'S IT! NOW I'M PISSED!. You're so off my prayer list.
-Was Once Troy
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Louise
Shipmate
# 30
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quote:
The Lord has rewarded me with a new car.
The Lord has given you a car to bless others.
Look at that flash git.
Hahahaha! That's excellent! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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chukovsky
Ship's toddler
# 116
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I am bible-based
You are conservative
He is fundamentalist
I am into alt.worship
You are flaky
She is New Age
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