Ship of Fools: Hell: We love the Iraqi Information Minister

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Posted by Lurker (# 1384) on :

quote:
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

This site is a tribute to the Iraqi Information Minister. See his greatest quotes. Debate which actor should play him in the film or miniseries The Minister. Find out what he would have said at some of history and fiction's greatest battles. Purchase the No American will ever pour coffee in this mug. Never! coffee mug.

quote:
"We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"

[ 18. June 2003, 23:59: Message edited by: Sarkycow ]

Posted by Gareth (# 2494) on :

Did you hear the joke about him?

When he dies, Allah will send him 93 angels. 3 to recount his life and his deeds, and ninety to try to convince him that he is dead.

Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :

[Tricorne hat on]

Er, yes. Ok then.

And why does this belong in heaven?

Thread moved.

[Tricorne hat off]

Posted by The one & only Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on :

Jokingly said on a lunchtime phone in programme on Radio 2 midweek:

"What job would the Iraqi information minister be best suited to doing after the war? (Apart from being at Number 10 or in the Whitehouse)"

Any suggestions????

Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :

I think this thread started in Heaven because he's more of a joke than a subject of ranting. I mean he's a person who can sincerely state "There are no Americans here" with half the 3rd Infantry practically behind his shoulder waving at the camera ...

Posted by Gracia (# 1812) on :

quote:
"What job would the Iraqi information minister be best suited to doing after the war? (Apart from being at Number 10 or in the Whitehouse)"
Any suggestions????

How about Bush’s “Chairman of Corporate-Ethics-Oversight Committee”?

Posted by Willyburger (# 658) on :

My favorite commentary on the Iraqi Information Minister

Posted by Moth (# 2589) on :

the Now Show on Radio 4 had him being a magnificent railway station announcer:

"Rumours of signals failure at Clapham Junction are imperialist lie! The 8.37 from Teddington will arrive on time! Passengers of South-West railways will greet it with rapturous applause".

You can hear the show on the BBC web site.

Posted by Chapelhead (# 1143) on :

His degree of unabashed optimism would suggest leader of the Conservative Party in the UK as a sensible career move.

Posted by Martin PC not (# 368) on :

God NO!!! He'd win! We all love him so!

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

But did you know Donald Rumsfeld is a poet?

However for those who love Mohammed al Sahaf, here are 55 of his best quotes

but my absolute favourite is by this guy:

quote:
"Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities."
Mohsen Khalil, Iraq's Ambassador to the Arab League

Marvellous. I am going to be using it for ages!

Louise

Posted by The one & only Nanny Ogg (# 1176) on :

I think the Iraqi information minister would easily find work in one of the benefits offices I have to contact.

"Yes we do have...no we need....You are entitled to....no your not entitled to... etc etc"

Posted by JB (# 396) on :

Naturally I sent the url to my son. He one-upped me as usual:

quote:

I love that website! I set my mail client to randomly select quotes to
use as my signature.
-John

Today's quote
From the Iraqi information minister
"Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish
mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a
quagmire and they will never get out of it."

Posted by David (# 3) on :

quote:
I speak better English than this villain Bush

It's not all rubbish then.

Posted by Benedictus (# 1215) on :

Thanks for the website. I particularly enjoyed being a superpower of Al Capone.

Posted by Arrietty (# 45) on :

Obviously the war was organiesd by the same people who faked the moon landings.

Posted by madferret (# 3353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lurker:
There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"

Do you think the coalition forces will come across a room somewhere with several Saddam lookalikes in it. Each one pointing at another saying "No, I'm not the real Saddam - it's him over there..." [Big Grin]

Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :

Or would it rather be lots of people standing up saying "I'm Sadaam", "No I'm Sadaam", "I'm Sadaam and so's my wife"

Posted by James M (# 3414) on :

If this is confirmed, it is a sad day spin doctoring. [Frown]

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Moth:
"Rumours of signals failure at Clapham Junction are imperialist lie! The 8.37 from Teddington will arrive on time! Passengers of South-West railways will greet it with rapturous applause".

And this would be a great job for him!

[LOOK who I found making a UBB error! That's got to be triple points.]

[ 17. April 2003, 18:05: Message edited by: RooK ]

Posted by Timothy L (# 2170) on :

quote:
Originally posted by James M:
If this is confirmed, it is a sad day spin doctoring.

It'll certainly raise hell with Saturday Night Live's guest host schedule!

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

Maybe I'm just not hellish enough. If the Iraqi Information Minister did commit suicide, we have a case of someone who was a buffoon in the service of a dictator and someone who ended up taking his own life--to avoid prosecution? because he knew he was a clown? because it was part of a pre-arranged plan? because of something we will never know?

I find this incredibly sad.

sabine

Posted by golden key (# 1468) on :

quote:
Originally posted by sabine:
I find this incredibly sad.

sabine

Yes.

Whatever the case, may Allah heal him and give him peace.

Posted by DMcV (# 545) on :

Rather arrogant to regard him simply as a clown. It wasn't always him who was telling the lies. If I can summarise one particular incidence thus:

Tony B Liar Those dastardly Iraqis captured two of our soldiers and executed them!

Iraqi Info Minister No we didn't, you lying get!

Tony B Liar Some days later, quietly, so's no-one will hear Oh. Neither you did.

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

quote:
Originally posted by DMcV:

Rather arrogant to regard him simply as a clown. It wasn't always him who was telling the lies. If I can summarise one particular incidence thus:

Tony B Liar Those dastardly Iraqis captured two of our soldiers and executed them!

Iraqi Info Minister No we didn't, you lying get!

Tony B Liar Some days later, quietly, so's no-one will hear Oh. Neither you did.

You have misinterpreted my post. I regard him as someone for which I have sadness. I was merely speculating on what his frame of mind might have been if he did commit suicide and trying to show some compassion for him.

I was not trying to make a political argument--this thread has mostly been about poking fun at the guy.

Of course, you are free to call me arrogant if you wish and use my words to get your own political agenda on this thread (this is hell after all).

I just didn't feel like helping to continue making fun of someone who has taken his own life, especially in such a situation.

sabine

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

[LOOK who I found making a UBB error! That's got to be triple points.]

Rumors of coding errors on part of Administrator Laura are imperialist lie! Laura will ride all over hoi polloi peanut gallery scoffers with herds of virile stomping stallions. The mockers will blow away as if dust storm. Her millions of board supporters will rejoice!

Posted by heathen mama (# 3767) on :

Has anyone else seen the talking Iraqi Disinformation Minister Dolls profiled on CNN.com today? A company by the name of Herobuilders.com makes the dolls that says things such as "They are not even within 100 miles of Baghdad." Also available are Bush and Blair dolls (though we already know they only speak when their strings are pulled anyway.)

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by sabine:
Maybe I'm just not hellish enough. If the Iraqi Information Minister did commit suicide...
I find this incredibly sad.

Sabine,

I think this situation is a perfect example of Life writ large: what is terribly sad and evil is sometimes also linked with something that is, face it, very funny. We can be sad, of course, but if we get all serious and say, "this is really sad, so we musn't laugh", well, I think we'd just be crying all the time. The IIM's pronouncements were extremely funny and extremely sad in context. I think it's healthy to recognize it as such. So, in other words, I validate your sadness; I'm sure you can see why others might laugh. It doesn't mean that they're unfeeling.

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Rumours that Rook is scared of a Administrator Laura are fabrications for her UBB coding errors are world famous
Her coalition of Board supporters are nothing but three villainous louts. Her stallions will have there bits cut off and then will be sent to the glue factory. Rook is already scattering the infidels away like dust before a broom, his victory is assured.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Rumours that Rook is scared of a Administrator Laura are fabrications for her UBB coding errors are world famous
Her coalition of Board supporters are nothing but three villainous louts. Her stallions will have there bits cut off and then will be sent to the glue factory. Rook is already scattering the infidels away like dust before a broom, his victory is assured.

Nightlamp is imperialist cockroach! His threats against Administrative stallions impress only his wimpy pet terrier. Administrator Laura will ride triumphant through RooK's kingdom of silly underpants, laughing with glee.

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

So, in other words, I validate your sadness; I'm sure you can see why others might laugh. It doesn't mean that they're unfeeling.

Laura, look back at my posts.

I made no assertion that others were unfeeling. I posted my feelings about the possible suicide of this man and then explained my feelings and my post as a defense against a personal attack of being arrogant.

Yes, I did mention that this thread poked fun at the man (an observational statement), and that I did not want to contribute to that fun-poking. I have simply stated how I feel and why I posted.

As I said in my response to DMcV, this is hell which means people are free to call me arrogant, use my words to further their own argument, or patronize me by explaining the dynamics of life.

I see the humor, am professionally familiar with the need to find release in laughter during serious times, and cracked a few jokes (off the board) about the guy, myself. But then I had a moment of compassion in print on this thread and apparently so did Golden Key.

Tears and laughter are sides of the same coin.

We all can decide for ourselves where we stand-- I'm sticking with my own sense of sadness on this.

sabine

Posted by nicolemrw (# 28) on :

if i'm not mistaken, was it not goebbels, hitlers minister of propaganda, who, on the fall of the nazis, committed suicide, along with his wife, and took his kids along with him?

just thought the precedent was intersting.

Posted by tomb (# 174) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Louise:
But did you know Donald Rumsfeld is a poet?...

I read that first passage and immediately thought of Lao Tse, Louise. "The tao that can be named is not the eternal Tao...."

Then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if John Ashcroft invited Donald Rumsfeld back to his (Ashcroft's) daddy's snake-handling pentecostal church in Missouri to give his crypto-taoist gobbeldygook "testimony". And it would be a beautiful day indeed if C-SPAN covered it, without commentary from some profound, deep voiced announcer possesed of an IQ in the range where water freezes (in either the Fahrenheit or Celsius ranges; makes no difference when you're measuring stupidity).

The press would have a field day, and it would all be recorded--thanks to the Patriot Act--then the Black Helicopter folks would run all the speaking in tongues through a super computer to see if it were really a series of coded messages to terrorists....

Though if Rumsfeld ever got to the point of talking about the sound of one hand clapping, perhaps it could be used to slap them all. Repeatedly. C-SPAN should cover that, too.

Posted by Zeke (# 3271) on :

What religion is he, anyway? I must have been mixing him up with Orrin Hatch, because I had been thinking he was Mormon. I understand they both sing. (sigh, singers already didn't get respect)

This is hell, so I will say that I consider Ashcroft to be a full-fledged fascist (nice alliteration there). He scares the crap out of me, and I feel like doing something really disgusting just because I know he is probably watching me anyway.

There, I feel better now.

Posted by sabine (# 3861) on :

quote:
Originally posted by sabine:

this is hell which means people are free to call me arrogant, use my words to further their own argument, or patronize me by explaining the dynamics of life.

Laura, I have come back on to apologize for using the word "patronize" in my response to you. If you sincerely thought that I did not understand the function of humor here, then you were sincerely helping me along.
###

When I first posted the "incredibly sad" statement I had just read the link to the report of the Iraqi Information Minister's alleged suicide and spontaneously posted from the heart (which is why I said I wasn't feeling hellish). The post was about me, and I was in no way making a statement that others may not laugh.

My experience as a counseler has led me to have a certain sense of lost opportunity whenever I hear of anyone choosing to take his/her own life, no matter what horrible deeds that person has done.

I don't much like being called arrogant or being misunderstood, but this is hell, and this was pretty tame.

While I do have feelings about the Iraqi Minister's choice and also desire not to continue to poke fun at him post-suicide, I have no overwhelming feelings about what others think of him or how they care to react to him.

My original intent was to convey my feelings only.

You have my word on that.

sabine

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

My pet terrier is small but even he will crush that pygmy Laura and her stallions. Rook is going to ride supreme and send her into the sea where she will drown.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
My pet terrier is small but even he will crush that pygmy Laura and her stallions. Rook is going to ride supreme and send her into the sea where she will drown.

Imperialist suck-up Nightlamp is proved insane by the failure of so-called "RooK" even to respond when mockingly crowed over by the Supreme Administrator. He is like the Snake that slithers backward into the garbage!

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

quote:
Originally crowed over by Laura:
Imperialist suck-up Nightlamp is proved insane by the failure of so-called "RooK" even to respond when mockingly crowed over by the Supreme Administrator. He is like the Snake that slithers backward into the garbage!

So-called? What the heck else would I be called?

Failed to respond? I had my handy Imperialist suck-up respond for me in a manner befitting your pathetic rebuttal. What else would an indignantly-writhing worm like you need?

The fact that I can slither both forwards and backwards is irrelevant, as I use it primarily as a party trick. The only garbage I've backed into lately was your UBB code.

Shouldn't you be off stealing stuff from a museum to pay for your imminent exile?

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Thus Administrator Laura is crushed like a dung beetle under an elephants foot.

Posted by Moth (# 2589) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Thus Administrator Laura is crushed like a dung beetle under an elephants foot.

Nonsense. Any appearance of defeat for the great and worthy Administrator Laura is a lie perpetrated by Al-Jazeera, the BBC and CNN.

Administrator Laura will defeat the non-existent forces of the Hell Hosts, and chase those rascals back to their pits of despair.

I am not afraid, and you should not be afraid either!

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Administrator Laura is immediately chasing the infidels who abuse grammar, who flee at the thought of her name. She will stamp on their stomachs, for they are insane evil dwarfs, before she turns her attention to the hosts of hell, and will slaughter them all with the secret weapon of the Apostrophe. Repent! for the Apostrophe is at hand!

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

All through the city the people are chanting the praises of the mighty stallions of grammar. See how they smite the forces of imperialist Hell spawn with mighty thunder on high! Rumors of fisticuffs in the streets between stallions and pathetic yipping imperialist terriers are lies perpetuated by kowtowing news junkies. They run before the magnificent fire of Administrative Grammar Party Hordes! Even our youthful club members diagram circles around imperialist poop-scriveners! Praise Mighty Strunk and White!

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

The slithering snake Rook dares to contradict Administrator Laura on the grammar thread! He is on his day off from posing for porno art for Saddam Hussein.

He and his accomplices in the picture will all be sacked from their little modelling jobs! Art critics everywhere will cut them in pieces and feast on their stomachs. The art lovers of the world will rejoice!

Rook and Nightlamp will be reduced to exotic dancing for a living. They will be so ashamed they won't even dare post on T&T about their relationship! Administrator Laura will have Rook turned into a snakeskin posing pouch and sent to Chastmastr!

I have this from a reliable source.

L.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

See how the faithful speak the truth! Noble Louise will live forever. Administrator Laura will allow Chastmastr to wear RooK as a sporran on his glorious leather bagpipe march through the homeland. Which is not under attack, though the lies of the evil dwarves with pocketsful of nose candy may have reached the corners of the earth.

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Top Five Responses To The Last Few Posts

I'm so proud, so very proud of you all. (dabs eyes)
I -- I've created a monster!
Um -- you do have safewords, don't you?
But -- it's not in my colour!
You like me! You really, really like me!

David
And the answer is... [Killing me]

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

ARMAGEDDON!!!

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

ARMAGEDDON
ARMAGEDDON
ARMAGEDDON

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:
Rumors of coding errors on part of Administrator Laura are imperialist lie! Laura will ride all over hoi polloi peanut gallery scoffers with herds of virile stomping stallions. The mockers will blow away as if dust storm. Her millions of board supporters will rejoice!

Indeed. [bravo!] Mass rejoicing [/bravo!]

However, might I note that you forgot to mention the Infidels and how they were Absolutely, Positively, Nowhere Near?

Rossweisse // fan of Laura AND the IIM

[The code-breaking infidel is near, but the mighty hellhost and princess of darkness, Sarkycow, will smite her.]

[ 22. April 2003, 16:23: Message edited by: sarkycow ]

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Zeke:
What religion is he, anyway?

Who? Rummie? (not sure, but I think it's fairly whitebread) Ashcroft? (snake-handling fundie) The IIM? (cultural Muslim) Orrin Hatch? (dangerously Mormon)

Rossweisse // who thinks Ashcroft was a competent senator (and how much damage could he do with 99 others to hold him in check?) and a Really Scary Attorney General

Posted by Rossweisse (# 2349) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:
See how the faithful speak the truth! Noble Louise will live forever. Administrator Laura will allow Chastmastr to wear RooK as a sporran on his glorious leather bagpipe march through the homeland. Which is not under attack, though the lies of the evil dwarves with pocketsful of nose candy may have reached the corners of the earth.

This is the best takeoff of its kind that I've seen in the last decade, easily. I am not afraid, and you should not be afraid either.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Rossweisse:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Rumors of coding errors on part of Administrator Laura are imperialist lie! Laura will ride all over hoi polloi peanut gallery scoffers with herds of virile stomping stallions. The mockers will blow away as if dust storm. Her millions of board supporters will rejoice!
Indeed. [bravo!] Mass rejoicing [/bravo!]

Noble Rossweisse: you will live forever, even if the evil imperialist clowns spew evil lies about your coding errors! They will rue that they were born!

{HA, HA yet another coding error by an Imperialist Admin.}

[ 22. April 2003, 09:32: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

[aside] Jeezy Kreezy, Louise, your post was funny![/aside]

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Apropos of nothing, but I love this line, from James Robinson's Starman:

"If I had a rue for every time someone said that to me . . . I'd own Paris."
-- The Shade

David
comics-loving bear

Posted by Nightlamp (# 266) on :

Moth's doom is secured a toad shall eat her up, The lies of the imperialist Admins shall be scattered before the might of our great armies. Those pathetic people will be sent to the doom that has been forseen, they shall be captured and sold to Lifeman. Do not be fooled by their words for they are full of wind.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Nightlamp will be hitting himself with his own shoe outside the gates of Hell before long for those foolish words. The faltering forces of Hell will be firing Scud missiles at themselves, for such is the reputation that the Admins have gained.

Posted by Moth (# 2589) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Moth's doom is secured a toad shall eat her up

Such is the desert that is Nightlamp's intellect that he seeks to threaten the mighty Moth with a mere toad! Does he not know that even a dragon could not consume her?

Listen, this puny insult does not frighten us any longer. The idiotic threats do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 idle insults before they hit their target!

The Hell hosts will be buried in a sea of shoes before they triumph over the Mighty Administrator Laura! The fate that the seer Louise prophesised for them shall surely come to pass!

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

Ha, the intellect-free nightlamp believes Administrator Laura has made a coding error -- but lies fly from his mouth like farts from his beard. Worthy Rosssweisse made a coding error! Administrator Laura was generously pointing it out for her!

Worthy Moth, you made them drink poison last night and The Administrator's soldiers and great forces gave the RooKish Hordes a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.

On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the nighlamp's pathetic terriers who were killed and the number of destroyed codes. The operation continues.

We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted.

Be assured, the Ship is safe, protected.

Today I have visited whole Ship! No invaders found. You go and see how we have ousted them from this ship! They are cying outside and waiting to receive butt-kicking. They will be swallowed up shortly.

Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :

I was delighted to read this morning that rumours of Baghdad Bob's death, like that of Mark Twain,may have been exaggerated.

In one of those "you-couldn't-make-it-up" moments, US soldiers apparently refused to accept his surrender, on the grounds that he wasn't among the 55 "most wanted" of the former Iraqi regime.

Even better, Channel 9 news, in Australia, reported this morning that al-Sahhaf has been offered a job on Dubai TV.

Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Duo Seraphim:

Even better, Channel 9 news, in Australia, reported this morning that al-Sahhaf has been offered a job on Dubai TV.

Comical Ali's new job's with al-Arabiya network in Dubai, according to ABC Online in Australia. They are having some difficulty finding him, but are quoted here as saying

quote:
"We want to benefit from the experience of Mr Sahaf and his analysis of the current situation and the future of Iraq."

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

Good news everyone! Reports of the information minister's demise appear to have been much exaggerated

Apparently he's staying at his Auntie's house and he's very upset because the American forces are refusing to arrest him!

You can see why he might have problems -

"But I am Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf! Really! I'm a dangerous war criminal - you must arrest me or a thousand desert jackals will feast on your entrails! I refuse to not be locked up! Never!"

Bored US soldier " Yes Sir, I'm sure you're very very dangerous indeed and ought to be arrested at once - now would you mind moving along, there's a queue?"

L.

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

oops - crossposted with you Duo!

L.

Posted by Duo Seraphim (# 3251) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Louise:
oops - crossposted with you Duo!

L.

The masses dance with glee at the news!

Posted by Arrietty (# 45) on :

The unkindest cut of all:

quote:
From the BBC website new report:

US President George W Bush has admitted that he enjoyed Mr Sahhaf's briefings so much that he used to interrupt some of his meetings just to watch him.

"He's my man, he was great," he told NBC television in a recent interview. "Somebody accused us of hiring him and putting him there. He was a classic."

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

He will soon join the forces of right and blow the un-terrible nightlamp and RooK into terror at his stomping! Ha! See, how they have slunk from the thread!

Posted by JimT (# 142) on :

Laura, you are really getting good at this. Could you possibly give a rendition of Yoda attempting to imitate the IIM? Only you could handle the syntactical nightmare. [Smile]

Posted by ken (# 2460) on :

Last night someone told me he'd been given him a job as a TV chat show presenter.

I mean the Arab bloke the thread is about had been given the job, not the one who told me.

Posted by kenwritez (# 3238) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JimT:
Laura, you are really getting good at this. Could you possibly give a rendition of Yoda attempting to imitate the IIM? Only you could handle the syntactical nightmare.

Oooooooh, I love a challenge!

Ahem! Erm. Memememememeeeee... <cough cough> <knuckles popping> Hoooo, boy. Here we go.

"Fools these other Hellhosts! Simpleton is RooK, no better Nightlamp! Dragged from their office chairs by steel chains by fans to loyal Hell they will! With small cream cakes stuff their mouths we will! Pah! The dark side they have embraced, death of them it is."

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

quote:
Originally posted by JimT:
Laura, you are really getting good at this.

I've been wondering for a while whether the Laura thing is a disguise and she really is the Iraqi Information Minister. [Ultra confused]

Posted by Arrietty (# 45) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:

quote:
Originally posted by JimT:
Laura, you are really getting good at this.
I've been wondering for a while whether the Laura thing is a disguise and she really is the Iraqi Information Minister.

Well I've never seen them in the same room....
[Eek!]

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
I've been wondering for a while whether the Laura thing is a disguise and she really is the Iraqi Information Minister.

More imperialist lies!, uh, hrm, I mean what nonsense!
[Paranoid]

As to the Yoda Challenge: I think kenwritez has already answered very well. Hmm:

[Yoda voice]
Apart from technicalities, already won we have. Afraid you should be not; afraid am I not. From a reliable source this I have.
[/Yoda voice]

{YIPPEE God is so good. I have found a UBB error in Imperialist Admin Laura's post, she is now crushed beneath the might of the Hellhosts.}

[ 01. May 2003, 15:39: Message edited by: Nightlamp ]

Posted by sarkycow (# 1012) on :

Laura, do you actually know how to use UBB code? It seems lately that every post you make has been edited by either RooK or Nightlamp for blown code. Now either they're simply putting edits in when there's no need, or you're getting really cackhanded in your old age.

Or, Laura has been replaced by the IIM...

Viki

Posted by Louise (# 30) on :

See how the infidel have fallen into our traps! Laura is victorious! By deliberately leaving UBB errors in her posts she exposes the truly insane pettiness of the Hell hosts! The tiny-minded UBB spouting trolls of the Hell board quail before her magnificent campaign of correct apostrophe use! Laura triumphs again!

[Big Grin]

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

I checked that damned post, and there were no bloody errors in it! What the Hell?

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

See, mighty Louise, how so-called "Hell-toaster" sarky cow has been suborned by the forces of Nightlamp's terriers. She is no more than a hamburger in disguise. We will feast upon her and her sarky comments. I have this from an inside source.

Now, I demonstrate wonders of coding:
Administrator Laura rules because she is more

mighty
worthy
impressive
punctual and
charming

than all the Hellish horde. They quail in horror before her worthiness.

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

Now you've gone and made me spurt milk out my nose.

This is the perfect time to point out that you are all Very Silly People.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
Now you've gone and made me spurt milk out my nose.

See Hell Host RooK admit his pathetic girly-man drinking habits. Noble Louise and Worthy Moth will drink him under the table, and tie his shoe laces together.

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

Obvously, Laura has never tried sarky-milk. Even Cthulhu can't stomach it.

Posted by JimT (# 142) on :

Laura, Ken: [Killing me]

Thanking you I am.

Posted by Moth (# 2589) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

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Originally posted by RooK:
Now you've gone and made me spurt milk out my nose.
See Hell Host RooK admit his pathetic girly-man drinking habits. Noble Louise and Worthy Moth will drink him under the table, and tie his shoe laces together.

Absolutley, Laura, for drinking men under the table is what I was born for, and though I've met Louise only once, it was in a pub, which must count for something. (Fancy RooK drinking milk by the way, what a thing to admit on a thread in hell. It quite ruins my mental picture of him, somehow.)

And if you wanted to be the IIM as well as the Mighty Administrator Laura you could do it with one hand tied behind your back!

As for the alleged coding errors, I cannot improve on The Man Himself : "I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."

See, a quotation appropriate for every occasion!

Posted by Laura (# 10) on :

Listen: Soon you will hear of RooK spitting his Shirley Temple all over his girly pink Hello Kitty computer screen.

Posted by ChastMastr (# 716) on :

Should I? Oh, what the hell...

David
does not have that item, but does own the Hello Kitty Tarot Deck. Why? He's WEEEEEEIIIIRDDD...

Posted by JB (# 396) on :

According to the Washington Post, a musical career in London is next.

Posted by Arrietty (# 45) on :

Lie JB does. Why a career in London need I, when ignominiously the troops expelled have been from Iraq, and in the streets meeting with the adoring crowds the glorious leader is?

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

I think I'm starting to understand how tomb ended up all scaly and unpleasant: his skin was scarred from all the wincing and frowning induced by the unpleasantness of the lying imperialist administrators.

Posted by JimT (# 142) on :

Go, Arrietty! [Killing me]

I love that stuff!

Posted by JB (# 396) on :

Organ of Imperalism disinformation is spreading. They break a leg, and should.

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