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Posted by starbelly (# 25) on :

What films would you remake with a religious theme?

For example... The 40 year old Verger

Primates of the Caribbean

Raiders of Noahs Ark

[ 21. May 2008, 20:07: Message edited by: Belisarius ]

Posted by lazystudent (# 5172) on :

Pray'n Man

Posted by Love the You you hide (# 12249) on :

The Infallibles

Pastors Inc

There's something about the Blessed Virgin Mary

[Snigger]

Posted by Viola (# 20) on :

The Italian Job.

(think about it...)

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Thirty Pieces of April

Jack Chick's Persuasion

Posted by Adamski (# 3396) on :

Riders of the Last Ark

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

The God, Father

Posted by Henry Troup (# 3722) on :

Three Weddings and a Funeral aka "a day in the life of a church".

Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :

Torah, Torah, Torah!

Posted by Love the You you hide (# 12249) on :

Mission: Nothing is Impossible with God

Posted by Umbrella (# 232) on :

I know this is nothing to do with the thread but .... Starbelly how wonderful to see that you're still alive and kicking! [Smile]

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :

Pope Fiction

Godfellas

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bible.

The Silence of the Sheep

Fight Church

Apocalypse Soon

Eternal Sunshine of the Christian Mind

A Clockwork Orthodox

Monty Python and the Holy Sepulchre

L.A. Confessional

Reservoir Dogma

2001: A Space Epiphany

Savinator 2: Judgement Day

Full Metal Cassock

Posted by infinite_monkey (# 11333) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Thirty Pieces of April

That tickles me.

Mad TV had its one moment of absolute brilliance when it suggested this revision of the Terminator series.

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Gort, I can't stop laughing!

Pocanuntas
Brave Sacred Heart
Die Well, part 3 days
Really GoodFellas
Destiny Rides Again
Mr. Smith Goes on Pilgrimage
How the Church Stole Christmas
Edenic Park
Rear Stained-Glass Window
Psychi-rho

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Mr Smith Goes to Vatican
It's a Wonderful Afterlife
All the President's Menorah
Dogma Day Afternoon
Friar Green's Tomatoes
Little Shop of Horologion
The 39 Steeples
Schul of Rock
Breviaryheart
Das Book
The Name of the Rosary
Citizen Cain
Sleepless in Samaria
Bridge Over the River Jordan

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Sorry I think that should be "Bridge on the River Jordan"

Challah Day Inn
The Hoarse Vespers
On Golden Paten
Who Framed Roger's Rabbi

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

Allah the President's Men

The Kali Purple

A Boy and His Dogma

Dude, Where's my Karma?

The Running Manna

Shakti the System

Posted by Cartmel Veteran (# 7049) on :

All Quiet on the Western Font
Halo Dolly
On the Wafer Front
Spring and Communion Wine
Deus Hard: With an Atonement

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Curate George
Young Frankincense
Sundays in the Parish with George
A Mullah for Sister Sarah
Staretz Wars
Guess Who's Coming to Phanar

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :

Lord of Lords of the Rings
It's a Wonderful Counsellor

Posted by Vikki Pollard (# 5548) on :

High Anglican Society

Sinning in the Rain

The Judgement Day after Tomorrow

Iscariot's On Fire

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Breakfast Epiphanies

Schindler's Bris

Apocrypha Now

God's Will Hunting

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :

The Little Myrrh Maid
Deity Dancing
He Only Lives Twice
Little Bishop Of Horrors
Twelve Angry Disciples
Five Loaves And Two Fish Called Wanda

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :

Bridget Jones' Bible
The Lion, the Witch and the Vestry
Dead to Sin Poets' Society
Praising Saddles
Amadeity
The Princess Bride of Christ

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

A Hard Day's Rite

Magical Monastery Tour

The Mass of Zorro

Desperately Seeking Sarum

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

Shoah White

[ 19. June 2007, 21:01: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

"And the Son" Also Rises

Full Metal Vestments

Straw Wars IV: A New Pope

The Manchurian Baptismal Candidate

A Papal Moon

Waiting to Excommunicate

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

Honey, I Blew Up the Kidron Valley

[ 19. June 2007, 22:43: Message edited by: Ancient Mariner ]

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :

Pirates of the Tiber

How the Grinch Stole Chrism

Men in Black - Vestments

My Big Fat Greek Baptism

The Lost World: Heritage Park USA

X-tian Men: The Last Stand

The Da Vinci Codex

Saving Atheist Ryan

Christian Mission Impossible

Charlie and the Christian Factory

Austin Powers 2: The Christian Who Shagged Me

Dante's The Towering Inferno

Smokey and the Baptist

The Rocky Horror Pentecostal Show

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Word

One Flew Over the Nativity Nest

Return of the Mummy: or Rapture in Rags

Planet of the Apostles

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Solomon

Gone With the Word

Butch Cassidy and the Savior Kid

Star Wars: Episode I - The Philistine Menace

The Matrix Resurrected

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Agnes of God II
Get Christ, Love
The Good New Bears
Bethlehem and Broomsticks
The Bishop Always Rings Twice
Annie Hell
Jesus: The Extraterrestrial and his Adventures on Earth
Honey, I Baptised the Kids
Bell Book and Candle II
The Colour Purple & its Sacred Significance
Stripes II, We are healed
Private Benjamin, The true story of the Benjaminite Tribe
The Adventures of Pricilla (and Aquila)
Babe: Saviour in a Manger
Home Alone: But Not Really
Interview With The Missionary

Posted by piglet (# 11803) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Vikki Pollard:
...

Sinning in the Rain

...

Iscariot's On Fire

The Longest Deity?

Posted by Grits (# 4169) on :

St. Peter Pan

The Wizard of Ur

101 Damnations

CasttheFirstStone Away

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Grits:
... 101 Damnations

Hellfire and Damnations.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

How about some Disney?

The Song of Songs of the South

The Fox and the Hindu

The Jungle Book of Job

The Lion King of the Tribe of Judah

Your Sins Shall Be as Snow White

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

Beatitudes and the Beast

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :

Harry Potter and the Order of St. Helena.

Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :

The Many Adventures of Jesus the Christ

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Our Lady and the Trance

Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :

The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes

Posted by Spiffy da WonderSheep (# 5267) on :

Monty Python's Afterlife with Brian

Young Frankincense

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The Emperor's New Wineskins

The Gnosis Mobile

Winnie the Purim

The Agape Bug

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The Buddha Snatchers

Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :

Cold Mountain Goes to Mohammed

Posted by Lowly Worm (# 11663) on :

Ooooo, a James Bond theme!! [Big Grin]

The God Who Loved Me

Die for Only Three Days

ThunderGod

This World is Not Enough

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Rollerbali

or perhaps

Rollerba'al

[ 20. June 2007, 05:15: Message edited by: MouseThief ]

Posted by Hugal (# 2734) on :

How about:

Dances with Flags
Three men and a little messiah
How to succeed in Synod with out really trying

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :

Chalices of Fire

Monstrances Inc.

Host

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Night of the Living Bread

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

She Stoops to Consecrate

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :

Three Wise Men and a Baby.

Jesus Christ, Supper Star.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The God, the Bede, and the Anglo

Posted by snowgoose (# 4394) on :

Silence of the Agnus Dei

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :

10,000 Egyptians under the Red Sea.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

You've Got Whale: The Story of Jonah

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :

(ok, it was 20 k under the sea, but hey!)

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :

Father Gregory's Girl.

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :

The Quaker Mass Experiment
Obadiah, Where Art Thou?
Lost In (New International) Translation
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sects But Were Afraid To Ask

Posted by Jack the Lass (# 3415) on :

When Harry Met Jesus

Monty Python and the Meaning of Eternal Life

Shakespeare in Church

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The Primate of Miss Jean Brodie

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Grandma's Boy: Saint Anne's Story
The Rubrics of Attraction
Sermon on the Brokeback Mountain
Fahrenheit 3:16
Memoirs of a Goi

Well, I tried. Anyway, Mousethief, I wonder if I am the only one who walked about yesterday humming:

"And I said--what about---Breakfast Epiphanies--and she said---"etc?

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Citizen Cain.

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

The Holy Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Peter, Paul & Mary--LIVE
Phantom of the Apocrypha
Cinena Paradiso and Purgatorio and Inferno

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mama Thomas:
Well, I tried. Anyway, Mousethief, I wonder if I am the only one who walked about yesterday humming:

"And I said--what about---Breakfast Epiphanies--and she said---"etc?

I love that song!

I think so far, "101 Damnations" has my vote for the Oskar™.

quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Citizen Cain.

Been done. [Razz]

[ 21. June 2007, 00:22: Message edited by: MouseThief ]

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

A Wing and a Prayer Wheel
The Sacred Heart E-Boys

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Bad Boys (Can be saved too!)
The Wars of the Rosaries
The Absent-Minded Theology Professor
Beach Blanket Bible Bingo
Guess Who’s Coming to the Last Supper
The 39 Stripes
Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Holy Land
The Gay Divorcee, A Guide to the Anglican Episcopate
You CAN Take It With You
Wafer Madness

Posted by da_musicman (# 1018) on :

The Bib Lebowski.

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

Things to do in Heaven when you're dead
Chalice in Wonderland
Pulp Crucifixion
Censer and Censability
The Rite Stuff
While you were preaching
Some like it Prot

Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :

Dodge Baal

Posted by Legodude_uk (# 5671) on :

The Wedding at Canaan Crashers

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Legodude_uk:
Dodge Baal

Now with power steering and tinted moon roof!

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Oh George Burns!

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Pink Floyd's The Wailing Wall

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Close Encounters of the Third Person of the Trinity

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

A Room with a Pew

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Vicar Victoria

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Look Romeward, Angel

Posted by Love the You you hide (# 12249) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Look Romeward, Angel

Which leads nicely onto:

Rome Alone

Posted by dolphy (# 862) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Vicar Victoria

At last, Australia need fight no more!
<sorry for tangent>

This thread would be so much easier with song titles; however:

Fried green fish at the Last Supper.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Good Morning, Viet Imam!

The Seacaucus Leaven

Back to the Fatwa

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Invisible Son of Man.

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

Backslide To The Future

Posted by Stevie Boy Wonder (# 11869) on :

[tangent alert]

quote:
Originally posted by dolphy:
This thread would be so much easier with song titles.

I know what you mean. While trying to think of suitable puns for this thread, I found myself singing... "They tried to make me go to Rahab, but I said no, no, no..."

[/tangent alert]

The Lion, King
An Inconvenient Ruth
Immortal Kombat
Twelve Monks
So I Married An Acts Murderer

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The Pink Pantheon

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Prince of Tithes

Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Oh George Burns!

Subtle. Nicely done.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

About a Goy

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The League of Extraordinary Gentile Men

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

Suddenly, Last Sumer

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

To Live and Let Dies Irae

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Herald and Maudlin
Charlie and the Chasuble Factory
The Fabulous Galilee Boys
The River Jordan Runs Through It
Mrs. Faithfire
A Brief History of Time, (A Genesis Only Film)
Casino--Monte
Beverly Hills Vicar II

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Better yet, how about:

Beverley Hills Copt

Posted by Mama Thomas (# 10170) on :

Much better!

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Cockeyed Christians of Calico County

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :

V for Virtuous

The Good, the Bad and the Unctuous

Rebel Without a Choir

Every Which Way But Liturgical

A Midsummer Night's Sexton Comedy

Posted by Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known (# 11399) on :

Sweeney Todd, DD: the demon-buster of Fleet Street
The Last Hannukah
You've got Mohel
A Chorister Line
Allah? Allah?
Are you being censed?
Fawlty Chapels
Choirspray
A Nunny thing happened on the way with a Mormon
The St. Thomas Choir Affair
Star Wars, Episode II: Attack on the Cloisters

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

A Hard Taize Night

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Help!meet

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Man In The Gray Flannel Cassock

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Bourne Againity

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by danofsteel:
The Bourne Againity

Nice! That one took me a second!

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jahlove:
A Hard Taize Night

[ 23. June 2007, 09:48: Message edited by: Ancient Mariner ]

Posted by Jimmy B (# 220) on :

These are inspired guys! Only now read this thread. Was grinning wider and wider on the first page and lost it with:
"Honey, I Blew Up the Kidron Valley" though in an unsure whether to [Killing me]

way.

Well done all, really high qual!

Dances with Flags and She Stoops to Consecrate:
[Killing me]

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :

Lord of the Silver Rings

and its sequel:

Bored of the Silver Rings

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

Magical Liturgy Tour
This is Spinal Tat

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MouseThief:
Nice! That one took me a second!

Thanks.

Francis The Talking Mohel

Francis Goes To Seminary

Bonzo Goes To Bible College

Posted by Jimmy B (# 220) on :

The Year of Living Sacramentally

Careful, He Might Transform You

Stewardship Little

Truth is Stranger that Biblical Literalism

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Tat on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Muppets Take Jerusalem

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

Abbott And Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Praying Hyde.

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

Bris Congeniality

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

Monster's Baal

Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :

Nowhere near as brilliant as the rest of yours, but here's a few...

The Fisher King of Kings

High Church Fidelity

The Usual Supplicants

Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :

Just went to my Netflix history for a little help...

House of D Lord

The Light of Christ Keeps Me Company

A Lesson from the Prophet Isaiah Before Dying

The Shipping Gospel

Detroit Rock of Ages

Total Epiclesis

Boogie Evensong (a stretch, I know)

(Problem is, so many on my list already had religious-sounding names. The actual religious remake could be interesting:
--Inch'Allah Dimanche
--Sin City
--Lord of War
--Saving Grace
--Gods & Monsters
--Jesus' Son
--The Magdalene Sisters
(etc.))

Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :

Praise In Arizona
Support Your Local Pontiff
Snake Handlers on a Plane
Cult on a Hot Tin Roof

Posted by The Revolutionist (# 4578) on :

TV remake, Life on Mars as Life in Church. A non-Christian is in a car accident, and wakes up in church. "Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time?" they wonder.

Posted by churchgeek (# 5557) on :

Second Hand Lions' Den

Priscilla, Aquilla and the Bee

The Mysterion of Kasper Hauser

The Tippets of Belleville

Mammon des Sources

A Sabbath Day's Journey into Night

Mars Hill Attacks!

The Hunt for Red-Letter Days in October

The Madness of King Nebuchadnezzar

Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :

or:

101 Domitions

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Badfundie:
Praise In Arizona
Snake Handlers on a Plane

You rock! I'd been working on those two since this thread opened! [Overused]

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Mitred Joe Young

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Pulpit Fiction

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

The Seventh See

Talmud in the Saddle

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

House of The Rising Son

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Annie Halal

The Synagogous Seven

Up in Smoke: Tales of Thurifers Gone Mad

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Monsigneur

Peyote Place

Debbie Does Dolorous

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

The Pink Cantor Strikes Again

[ 28. June 2007, 23:40: Message edited by: danofsteel ]

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

Blade Nunner

Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :

Pig Trouble in Little Shinar

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

High Nones

Posted by Love the You you hide (# 12249) on :

She stoups to conquer

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Start the Reformation Without Me

Posted by danofsteel (# 11531) on :

Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Rectory

Posted by Off Centre View (# 4254) on :

With Nails and I

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Off Centre View:
With Nails and I

No Way to Treat Our Lady

Posted by Badfundie (# 9422) on :

Sinnerella
The Virgin Mary Poppins
That Darn Catholic!
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbi
The Perils of the Pauline Epistles

Posted by MSHB (# 9228) on :

Rome and Juliet
Ferris Bueller's Pray Off (like this..)

Posted by MSHB (# 9228) on :

Carry On Up the Tiber (in which a team of British comedians become Catholics)

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

And now you can vote for your favourite...

Posted by Jim Goodfellow (# 12121) on :

Honey, I Shrunk the Congregation, starring Rev. Brakes-Wynde.

Laurel and Hardy meet the Pope (another fine Mass you've gotten us into).

Gentle Persuasion, starring Father Pokynge-Smallboys.

Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :

JG, I'm begining to worry about your lack of good taste [Roll Eyes]

Remake:

The Man Who Wasn't There

Polemical documentary presented by Richard Dawkins, following the lives of three of the disciples after the crucifiction.

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

The Sixth Censing

Posted by Jim Goodfellow (# 12121) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Jim Goodfellow:
Honey, I Shrunk the Congregation, starring Rev. Brakes-Wynde.

Laurel and Hardy meet the Pope (another fine Mass you've gotten us into).

Gentle Persuasion, starring Father Pokynge-Smallboys.

Cock-up Alert! Shoulda been "Friendly Persuasion"

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

Have we had 'Who killed Roger Rabbi?'? (which is reputed to have happened when a 'T' fell off a cinema sign...)

Dr Shrive-ago
Chalice, Texas
Wings of De Spire
For those who remember a certain British Christian festival: The Royal Week Tenenbaums.
The Magnificent Leaven
A Thurifer and a Gentleman
Curates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Stole

Posted by Huntress (# 2595) on :

Shrine (Shine, Geoffrey Rush etc.)

The Texas Chainsaw Mass

Saturday Night Vigil and Sunday Morning Mass

Bram Stoker's Scapular

My Bloody Tridentine

Posted by Jim Goodfellow (# 12121) on :

Some Like it Cool, starring Rev.Hay-Withitman.

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

Reservoir Dog-collars
Tractspotting
American Pie-ty
National Lampoon's Animal Housechurch
Heavenly Preachers
A Room with a Pew
28 Prays Later
Meet the Prayer-rents
The Day of the Missal
Mr Bean's Holy Day
Johnny Anglican
The Vicar Man

Posted by Melisande (# 4177) on :

Okay, I'm just piggybacking on Jahlove, but:
Long Taize Journey into Night

The Eleisonist

Posted by Timothy the Obscure (# 292) on :

M*A*S*S

Father Mulcahy gets a bigger role in this one...

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure:
M*A*S*S

That one is so perfect!

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

Oh, Frank.. my thurible is hot... swing my hot thurible...

Posted by Mamacita (# 3659) on :

[Killing me]

(to Kelly and to Timothy the Obscure)

Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :

Kelly: [Killing me]

I should be incensed about that. [Razz]

[ 02. July 2007, 04:33: Message edited by: Campbellite ]

Posted by Jim Goodfellow (# 12121) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Have we had 'Who killed Roger Rabbi?'? (which is reputed to have happened when a 'T' fell off a cinema sign...)

AFAIK this is a true story. A long time ago a West End cinema was showing a film called "I Killed the Count" which I think was an adaptation of an Edgar Wallace novel. ATPB a man was employed to monitor the illuminated sign over the cinema to ensure that none of the letters became extinguished.

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

Have we had:

My Life as a God
Amerian Piety

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

The Third Maniple
Star Trek: the next Veneration
Organ: A Suitable Case for Treatment
The Cruel See
Massablanca
Mass Congeniality
The Forty Year Old Verger
Prig in the City
Vestry Rides Again
Sunday School Bloody Sunday School
Birth of an Ordination
A life less Ordinal
The Pews Brothers

Posted by Melisande (# 4177) on :

Old Hundredth and One Dalmation
Time, Talent, and Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Living Dayspring
Boogie Knights Templar

Posted by Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known (# 11399) on :

The Tat Queen
A Cantor's Line

...(not a re-make, really, but...)
Sister Act 3: Ballroom of the Nuns

(with apologies to local comic strip creator, Pol Medina, Jr.)

Posted by Off Centre View (# 4254) on :

Have we had:

Book, Cassock and Two Smoking Thuribles?

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Have we had:

My Life as a God
Amerian Piety

Yes.

And now for a Tim Burton season:

Tim Burton's The Nightmare before Chrism
Edward Schismplans
The Corpse Bride of Christ
Big Fish Sign

Posted by Scooby-Doo (# 9822) on :

Chin no Samaritans.

The Lord Of The Kings.

Godfella's.

The Dear Departed.

Apocalypse Imminent.

Eternal Sonship Of The Spotless Messiah.

The Treasure Of The Sierra Padré.

Das Root Of Jesse.

Reservoir Dog Collars.

Some Like It Thutmoses.

Jews (and all the sequels).

Three Wise Men And A Baby.

High Nun.

Finding Nero.

Life Of Jesus (Subtitle - Always Look On The Rightside Of Life).

Butch Canaan and the Sundance Kidron.

Ho hum, that was fun!

Scooby

[ 04. July 2007, 04:37: Message edited by: Scooby-Doo ]

Posted by Saint Hedrin the Lesser-Known (# 11399) on :

Saturday Night Vespers
Priest of Tithes
8 Mohel

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

Mousethief's Breakfast Epiphanies looks odds-on to finish top of the SoF poll.

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

The Anglican Queen. Starring Katharine Hipflask and Humphrey Beautart.

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Mariner:
Mousethief's Breakfast Epiphanies looks odds-on to finish top of the SoF poll.

I want to thank the Academy....

Posted by Esmeralda (# 582) on :

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sects But Were Afraid To Ask.

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

A late run on Full Metal Cassock in the SoF poll. [Big Grin]

[ 10. July 2007, 10:15: Message edited by: Ancient Mariner ]

Posted by Gort (# 6855) on :

I haven't been stuffing the ballot... honest! [Paranoid]

Posted by MouseThief (# 953) on :

Bring 'em on! [Snigger]

Posted by Liturgy Queen (# 11596) on :

Monastic Voyage

Posted by Off Centre View (# 4254) on :

Tsar Wars

Posted by dodgybloke (# 12862) on :

Okay, so it's taken me the last few hours to stop giggling over some of these. I will post again, but for now:

A Room With A Jew

Its a start... [Help]

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

East-Facing of Eden

Posted by dodgybloke (# 12862) on :

In pursuit of happyness

LORD of Lord of war

Jesus Christ's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Muhammad in A.K.A. Feet of clay

Attack of the puppet people (evangelism?)

So I married an actual Messiah

some more to keep you all going...

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

Dial M for Maniple
Boyz N the Amice
The Anglican Patient
The Greatest Shul on Earth
How Green Were My Vestments

Posted by Yam-uk (# 12791) on :

God-father
The 39 Articles
The God-father
The Naked Nun
The God-father Part 2
Saving Primate Ryan
Top Nun
Sinning in the Rain
My Friar Lady
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Censers
West Bank Story
Dr. Paisley or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombers
(Roman) Citizen Paul
The Message
East of Eden

Posted by Ancient Mariner (# 4) on :

The final results of our poll are here.

[Cool]

[ 30. July 2007, 14:09: Message edited by: Ancient Mariner ]

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