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starbelly
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What films would you remake with a religious theme?

For example... The 40 year old Verger

Primates of the Caribbean

Raiders of Noahs Ark

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Loveheart

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The Infallibles

Pastors Inc

There's something about the Blessed Virgin Mary

[Snigger]

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Viola
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The Italian Job.

(think about it...)

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"Commandment number one: shut the hell up." Erin Etheredge 1971-2010

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Thirty Pieces of April

Jack Chick's Persuasion

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The God, Father

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Three Weddings and a Funeral aka "a day in the life of a church".

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Torah, Torah, Torah!

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Mission: Nothing is Impossible with God

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Umbrella
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I know this is nothing to do with the thread but .... Starbelly how wonderful to see that you're still alive and kicking! [Smile]

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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Pope Fiction

Godfellas

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bible.

The Silence of the Sheep

Fight Church

Apocalypse Soon

Eternal Sunshine of the Christian Mind

A Clockwork Orthodox

Monty Python and the Holy Sepulchre

L.A. Confessional

Reservoir Dogma

2001: A Space Epiphany

Savinator 2: Judgement Day

Full Metal Cassock


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infinite_monkey
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Thirty Pieces of April

That tickles me.

Mad TV had its one moment of absolute brilliance when it suggested this revision of the Terminator series.

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Mama Thomas
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Gort, I can't stop laughing!

Pocanuntas
Brave Sacred Heart
Die Well, part 3 days
Really GoodFellas
Destiny Rides Again
Mr. Smith Goes on Pilgrimage
How the Church Stole Christmas
Edenic Park
Rear Stained-Glass Window
Psychi-rho

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Mr Smith Goes to Vatican
It's a Wonderful Afterlife
All the President's Menorah
Dogma Day Afternoon
Friar Green's Tomatoes
Little Shop of Horologion
The 39 Steeples
Schul of Rock
Breviaryheart
Das Book
The Name of the Rosary
Citizen Cain
Sleepless in Samaria
Bridge Over the River Jordan

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mousethief

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Sorry I think that should be "Bridge on the River Jordan"

Challah Day Inn
The Hoarse Vespers
On Golden Paten
Who Framed Roger's Rabbi

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Allah the President's Men

The Kali Purple

A Boy and His Dogma

Dude, Where's my Karma?

The Running Manna

Shakti the System

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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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All Quiet on the Western Font
Halo Dolly
On the Wafer Front
Spring and Communion Wine
Deus Hard: With an Atonement

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mousethief

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Curate George
Young Frankincense
Sundays in the Parish with George
A Mullah for Sister Sarah
Staretz Wars
Guess Who's Coming to Phanar

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Lord of Lords of the Rings
It's a Wonderful Counsellor

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wiblog blipfoto blog

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High Anglican Society

Sinning in the Rain

The Judgement Day after Tomorrow

Iscariot's On Fire

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Breakfast Epiphanies

Schindler's Bris

Apocrypha Now

God's Will Hunting

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The Little Myrrh Maid
Deity Dancing
He Only Lives Twice
Little Bishop Of Horrors
Twelve Angry Disciples
Five Loaves And Two Fish Called Wanda

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Also by the same author

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Bridget Jones' Bible
The Lion, the Witch and the Vestry
Dead to Sin Poets' Society
Praising Saddles
Amadeity
The Princess Bride of Christ

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wiblog blipfoto blog

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A Hard Day's Rite

Magical Monastery Tour

The Mass of Zorro

Desperately Seeking Sarum

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Shoah White

[ 19. June 2007, 21:01: Message edited by: Jahlove ]

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mousethief

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"And the Son" Also Rises

Full Metal Vestments

Straw Wars IV: A New Pope

The Manchurian Baptismal Candidate

A Papal Moon

Waiting to Excommunicate

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Honey, I Blew Up the Kidron Valley

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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Pirates of the Tiber

How the Grinch Stole Chrism

Men in Black - Vestments

My Big Fat Greek Baptism

The Lost World: Heritage Park USA

X-tian Men: The Last Stand

The Da Vinci Codex

Saving Atheist Ryan

Christian Mission Impossible

Charlie and the Christian Factory

Austin Powers 2: The Christian Who Shagged Me

Dante's The Towering Inferno

Smokey and the Baptist

The Rocky Horror Pentecostal Show

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Word

One Flew Over the Nativity Nest

Return of the Mummy: or Rapture in Rags

Planet of the Apostles

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Solomon

Gone With the Word

Butch Cassidy and the Savior Kid

Star Wars: Episode I - The Philistine Menace

The Matrix Resurrected

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Agnes of God II
Get Christ, Love
The Good New Bears
Bethlehem and Broomsticks
The Bishop Always Rings Twice
Annie Hell
Jesus: The Extraterrestrial and his Adventures on Earth
Honey, I Baptised the Kids
Bell Book and Candle II
The Colour Purple & its Sacred Significance
Stripes II, We are healed
Private Benjamin, The true story of the Benjaminite Tribe
The Adventures of Pricilla (and Aquila)
Babe: Saviour in a Manger
Home Alone: But Not Really
Interview With The Missionary

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Islander
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quote:
Originally posted by Vikki Pollard:
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Sinning in the Rain

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Iscariot's On Fire

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]

The Longest Deity?

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Compassionate fundamentalist
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St. Peter Pan

The Wizard of Ur

101 Damnations

CasttheFirstStone Away

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Alfred E. Neuman

What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by Grits:
... 101 Damnations

[Killing me] Hellfire and Damnations.

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How about some Disney?

The Song of Songs of the South

The Fox and the Hindu

The Jungle Book of Job

The Lion King of the Tribe of Judah

Your Sins Shall Be as Snow White

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Beatitudes and the Beast

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Harry Potter and the Order of St. Helena.

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Ship's Annelid
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The Many Adventures of Jesus the Christ

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Our Lady and the Trance

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The Messiah Wore Tennis Shoes

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Monty Python's Afterlife with Brian

Young Frankincense

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The Emperor's New Wineskins

The Gnosis Mobile

Winnie the Purim

The Agape Bug

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The Buddha Snatchers

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Cold Mountain Goes to Mohammed

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Ooooo, a James Bond theme!! [Big Grin]

The God Who Loved Me

Die for Only Three Days

ThunderGod

This World is Not Enough

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Rollerbali

or perhaps

Rollerba'al

[ 20. June 2007, 05:15: Message edited by: MouseThief ]

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How about:


Dances with Flags
Three men and a little messiah
How to succeed in Synod with out really trying

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Chalices of Fire

Monstrances Inc.

Host

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wiblog blipfoto blog

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Dressed for Church
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Night of the Living Bread

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She Stoops to Consecrate

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Three Wise Men and a Baby.

Jesus Christ, Supper Star.

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