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Posted by The Great Gumby (# 10989) on :
 
A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC. ISTM that this raises some difficult questions for the authorities:

What else do we need to consider in the light of this disturbing case?

[ 30. October 2009, 09:34: Message edited by: Firenze ]
 
Posted by annie parker (# 14454) on :
 
Downloaded 10 pictures as well! It is obviously a repeat offender, straight to kitty gaol is what I say, and sign the sex offenders register for life.

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Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :
 
Hmmm. Ten pixurz, ten life sentenzez. Teh kitteh haz ran out o lives. [Help]
 
Posted by Athrawes (# 9594) on :
 
Immediate desexing, and check what the owner has been doing with the catnip!
 
Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This cat him damn innocent until purruvern guilty, kay?
 
Posted by annie parker (# 14454) on :
 
He sure has his claws into you then zappa.
 
Posted by Bob Two-Owls (# 9680) on :
 
It would be bad enough having to sign the Sex Offenders Register but when the line above you is just a paw-print...
 
Posted by Pigwidgeon (# 10192) on :
 
I read this in my newspaper yesterday and just assumed the cat was actually trying to download kitty porn and got kiddie porn by mistake.
 
Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :
 
What teh kitteh was really trying to do was download teh first part of the Pied Piper of Hamelin (all those deliciously yummy ratz) but, by mistake, downloaded teh second part (lots and lots of poor littel kiddehs snatched from their mummehs).

Careless kitteh.
 
Posted by Pax Romana (# 4653) on :
 
Does he have any kitty accomplices in his life of crime?

Is there a Cat Whisperer around who can interrogate him?

Pax Romana
 
Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC.

Ew. What a purrvert.
 
Posted by Tree Bee (# 4033) on :
 
Sounds like a furry tail to me.
 
Posted by wheelie racer (# 13854) on :
 
kitty prison [Eek!] - is that the local cattery them damn humans stick us in when they go on holiday?
 
Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :
 
O noes! Ceilin cat iz goin 2 git him 4 dat.
Y do thems alwys blame teh kitteh?
 
Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :
 
I see that the clever mog who strolled across my keyboard and managed to download? transfer? all my e-mail folders back to the in tray - true tail! - has been superceded by Kriminal Kat who can no longer claim that it came off in his paw, guv. Maybe the legless mouse remains found on the kitchen floor are not so bad after all. Instinct is preferable to decadence, or malice-a-paw-thought.
 
Posted by rosamundi (# 2495) on :
 
Someone should have installed PawSense!
 
Posted by Jahlove (# 10290) on :
 
see - go away frm ur kb 4 nanosec & ur pwnd by basement cat
 
Posted by Angel Wrestler (# 13673) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC.

Ew. What a purrvert.
eeewww. what a cheesy pun! [Biased]
 
Posted by Zwingli (# 4438) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
I read this in my newspaper yesterday and just assumed the cat was actually trying to download kitty porn and got kiddie porn by mistake.

That's even worse. Full grown cats should not be allowed to look at naked kittens.

Warning: not safe for work, if your work involves lying in the sun all day and intermittently chasing pieces of string while avoiding vacuum cleaners.
 
Posted by Campbellite (# 1202) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Zwingli:
naked kittens.

D*mn those are some ugly cats. [Eek!]
 


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