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Thread: Heaven: i can haz kitty pr0n?
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The Great Gumby
Ship's Brain Surgeon
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A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC. ISTM that this raises some difficult questions for the authorities:
- Has the cat been neutered?
- Does this have any bearing on the popular support for castration (chemical or otherwise) of paedophiles?
- Do catflaps need to be banned, to prevent perverts like this from getting easy access to neighbours' houses?
- Is there a link between this sort of behaviour and catnip abuse?
What else do we need to consider in the light of this disturbing case?
[ 30. October 2009, 09:34: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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Zacchaeus
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Downloaded 10 pictures as well! It is obviously a repeat offender, straight to kitty gaol is what I say, and sign the sex offenders register for life.
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Lyda*Rose
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Hmmm. Ten pixurz, ten life sentenzez. Teh kitteh haz ran out o lives. ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Athrawes
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Immediate desexing, and check what the owner has been doing with the catnip!
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Zacchaeus
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He sure has his claws into you then zappa.
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Bob Two-Owls
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It would be bad enough having to sign the Sex Offenders Register but when the line above you is just a paw-print...
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Pigwidgeon
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I read this in my newspaper yesterday and just assumed the cat was actually trying to download kitty porn and got kiddie porn by mistake.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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What teh kitteh was really trying to do was download teh first part of the Pied Piper of Hamelin (all those deliciously yummy ratz) but, by mistake, downloaded teh second part (lots and lots of poor littel kiddehs snatched from their mummehs).
Careless kitteh.
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Pax Romana
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Does he have any kitty accomplices in his life of crime?
Is there a Cat Whisperer around who can interrogate him?
Pax Romana
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Ariel
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quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC.
Ew. What a purrvert.
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Tree Bee
Ship's tiller girl
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Sounds like a furry tail to me.
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wheelie racer
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kitty prison ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) - is that the local cattery them damn humans stick us in when they go on holiday?
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jedijudy
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O noes! Ceilin cat iz goin 2 git him 4 dat.
Y do thems alwys blame teh kitteh?
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jacobsen
seeker
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I see that the clever mog who strolled across my keyboard and managed to download? transfer? all my e-mail folders back to the in tray - true tail! - has been superceded by Kriminal Kat who can no longer claim that it came off in his paw, guv. Maybe the legless mouse remains found on the kitchen floor are not so bad after all. Instinct is preferable to decadence, or malice-a-paw-thought.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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see - go away frm ur kb 4 nanosec & ur pwnd by basement cat
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
A man in Florida has claimed that his cat was responsible for downloading child porn on his PC.
Ew. What a purrvert.
eeewww. what a cheesy pun! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Zwingli
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Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
I read this in my newspaper yesterday and just assumed the cat was actually trying to download kitty porn and got kiddie porn by mistake.
That's even worse. Full grown cats should not be allowed to look at naked kittens.
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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Originally posted by Zwingli:
naked kittens.
D*mn those are some ugly cats.
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