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Gamaliel
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I don't know whether this has been done in Heaven before, but I'm picking up a challenge made to Edward Green and others on the Anglo-Catholic thread in Purgatory.
Edward was invited to post some lyrics in Heaven on the topic of the very model of a modern Apostolical.
Sober Preacher's Kid, I think it was, suggested that he was the 'very model of a modern evangelical.'
Here's my attempt at that to get the ball rolling. Come on in. Let's have very models of modern post-evangelicals, liberals and anything else ending in 'al' or similar ...
Here goes:
I am the very model of a modern evangelical, I'm really quite conservative in matters exegetical, But compared to all my forebears you'll find me ecumenical And with post-it notes and PowerPoint contemporaneously technical. You'll find me very tolerant in what I find heretical And my attempts at street-talk relevance painfully hysterical, For 'Jesus is my boyfriend' now and I believe in miracles, While my self-hypnotic choruses are becoming much less lyrical. I'm a friend to Roman Catholics now but find that all too physical, But at least I preach the Gospel still, not like those awful liberals ...
Next? [ 29. April 2011, 17:50: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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BalddudePeekskill
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I'm the very model of a modern episcopal using the '79 prayer book, but raised on the Missal
I firmy believe in the transubstantial but can begrudgingly accept the consubstantial
Vergers, narthexes, albs and all things high church technical
Make me shriek with delight and wax parenthetical (though to the piskies my ideas may seem a bit heretical)
that's all I could manage
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Chorister
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I am the very model of a Chorister so lyrical, I'm forever making comments in the vestry so satirical, Of choruses and praise-songs I've already had a bellyful, When I sing the notes correctly it is really quite a miracle.
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Firenze
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I am the very model of a pagan who’s new ageical My reading of the omens are so very very sageical I can divine for all events both comical and tragical For every random tealeaf can be rendered magickal.
I’m very well acquainted with every sort of deity And party to all mysteries not known to the laity Of rituals and rites my knowledge quite profuse is Of what they did in Thessaly and also in Eleusis
I know our mythic history pertaining to King Arthur And Shuck,Trash or Gallytrot, the supernatural cur Of every kind of monster in forms diverse and protean And anomalous occurrences that are so very Fortean
In short, in every matter illogical and sophistical I am the very model of an illuminated Mystical.
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Miffy
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Ahem!
I am the very model of a good post-evangelical, Transitioning from Fowler's III to IV sent me hysterical. I've allergies to PSA and PDL and miracles for which my former church of course, did deem me quite heretical.
You'll find me now at Greenbelt and at seminars so-spiiiritual, where tea-lights, incense, cups of tea do make me wax quite lyrical. With LTQ and ??? [suggestions, please] and matters esoterical I am the very model of a good post-evangelical.
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Gamaliel
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PSA I know. But PDL?
Right here goes with a liberal one. I'll do a Calvinist one next, I think ...
Apologies for not following the stanza pattern of the original G&S.
Ahem ...
I am the very model of a theological liberal Of 'begats' and genealogies I really am quite cynical, Of conservative fundagelicals I'm bitingly satirical, Of academic scholarship you'll find I am the pinnacle, With Bultmann, Spong and Cupitt I'm truly an original, The Church has come of age, you know, when I cut the cord umbilical, To retain a faith in something then is really quite a miracle, What liturgy is all that's left and sin not aboriginal, I am the very model of a faithless modern liberal.
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Gamaliel
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Ok - here we go ...
I am the very model of a Tulip-toting Calvinist Those false-hope Arminianians get me knickers in a proper twist, I ingest Calvin's Institutes to thwart each rank Illuminist, All Penties and all Wesleyans and every canting, false Papist.
I'm very well acquainted with matters eschatological, You can't beat me in an argument over matters theological, Because I'm predestined to it and my Election's sound and sure, No need for confession when I come at last to Death's dark door.
I'm not a mewling Arminian but a sound and solid Puritan, I'm not an Amyraldian and can say what only Elect men can, That I knew my eternal destiny and what Dort and the scriptures tell, That I am bound for glory and the rest of you can rot in Hell.
It really does not matter if I go out nightly and get pissed, Or beat my wife and mum-in-law for I'm a righteous Calvinist.
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Leetle Masha
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I once thought that I had some faith, I thought I knew a thing or two... But there are some still trying to convince me the reverse is true: "There is no God of love above, to shepherd us into his fold, "Instead, there is a sadist who likes leaving us out in the cold."
If we can't change the Church to match the Weltanschauung of today, If we can't burn our Bibles and believe just what the critics say, In short, if we should dare object to what the Zeitgeist now demands, Now demands, Now demands... We'd better just shut up and leave it in their own more worthy hands....
Well, they are neither prophets, nor can they rule us by tyrants' force. Dictatorship of rel'tivism I can trace right to its source, Revision of morality, I'm sorry, but I can't endorse...
May I venture to suggest that with themselves they all have intercourse?
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Lyda*Rose
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quote: May I venture to suggest that with themselves they all have intercourse?
Leetle Masha!
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Leetle Masha
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Lyda*Rose, I will confess to you a truth that I am sure is true: I'll offer one plain fact self-evident, I'm sure, to all of you: This proven fact I'll simply state, whatever joy to you it bring, I'm not the very model, I assure you all, of anything.
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Firenze
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quote: Originally posted by Gamaliel: Apologies for not following the stanza pattern of the original G&S.
Wimp.
Actually, why not update the whole thing? What about The Primates of Penzance?
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rufiki
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For he himself has said it, and it's greatly to his credit That he is an Anglican!
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Belisarius
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quote: Originally posted by Firenze: Actually, why not update the whole thing? What about The Primates of Penzance?
Great--now the image of a chimpanzee singing For I am a Pirate King is stuck in my head.
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rufiki
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Er, I may have got the wrong musical .
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basso
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quote: Originally posted by Belisarius: quote: Originally posted by Firenze: Actually, why not update the whole thing? What about The Primates of Penzance?
Great--now the image of a chimpanzee singing For I am a Pirate King is stuck in my head.
It made me imagine a chorus line of rocheted Archbishops.
All the drama in the Anglican Communion has clearly gone to my head.
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Miffy
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Gamaliel. Purposeful driving of the ecclesiological variety.
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Miffy
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Brisk vehicular perambulation with an ecclesiological flavour.
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Gamaliel
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Oh right ... yes, I see ... the Purpose Driven Rick Warren franchise ...
He is the very model of evangelical venture capital.
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Miffy
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Ssshh! I was trying to be discreet. It is Lent, after all.
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Firenze
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quote: Originally posted by rufiki: Er, I may have got the wrong musical .
HMS Pinafore I think. Or, given the context HMS Surplice.
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Chorister
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While we're mixing up musicals, there's always the Civil Partnership Ceremony Song:
For he's going to marry a man (a man!)
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mousethief
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I am the very model of an Orthodox heretical I've argued with John Chrysostom on matters exegetical And certain hagiographies have left me rather skeptical I worry that the chalice isn't strictly antiseptical
I question if our clergy are quite all we make them out to be And standing several hours on a Sunday takes it out of me I ponder whether every streaming icon gushes weepily And think that making relics out of bones is kinda creepily
He thinks that making relics out of bones is kinda creepily He thinks that making relics out of bones is kinda creepily He thinks that making relics out of bones is kinda creepily
Now don't misunderstand me I believe the Nicene Creed a lot And skeptical about the Incarnation I indeed am not And I accept the truth of every miracle dominical And I accept the fasting rules although they seem rabbinical
I think the sayings of the desert fathers make a lot of sense And I'm so very glad that we have candles and we've got incense But still in hagiographies and matters exegetical I am the very model of an Orthodox heretical
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Fineline
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I don't really know what I am, but I've written this:
I am the very model of a questioner heretical Full of questions re. the trinity and matters hypothetical I do not understand all the traditions orthodoxical And my mind gets rather muddled with all teachings paradoxical
I'm not at all acquainted, too, with matters church-historical (Which I understand from wiser folks is really quite abhorrical!) The churches I attend are rather small and not too radical And my actual attendance tends to be rather sporadical
In short, in matters churchical, historical and exegetical I am the very model of a muddled-up heretical
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Piglet
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I am the very model of a proper 'Piscopalian I'm not a Sydney Anglican™ because I'm not Australian To me the use of rites that aren't BCP is alien And (partly 'cos I'm Scottish) I am somewhat Bacchanalian
Though I was born a Baptist, I became a Presbyterian And when the weather gets too hot, I wish I were Siberian I like my language Cranmeresque, or at a push, Shakespearean
... hmmm ..."Shakespearean"??? ... Ah!
For Bible versions, "Authorised" must be the sole criterion.
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Fineline
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I wrote another one - not about me, but about a Congregational church I used to go to (I have no idea how typical this is of Congregational churches in general):
I am the very model of a pious Congregational Stand up, sing hymns, sit down again - there's nothing too sensational There's a young lad wants to play the drums, but this is sternly frowned upon The organ is the sacred instrument this church was founded on
Of trendy modern choruses I really am quite sceptical But occasional use in family services may be acceptable I sing such choruses with quiet manner non-fanatical To avoid turning into a weird and wanton Charismatical
I show respect for God by wearing Marks & Spencer Sunday best And frown on God's behalf at those all brazen youth so underdressed I make sure I've read the scripture before Pastor gives his homily So I can let him know of any error or anomaly
As a woman in the church, to teach or preach would be erroneous So I stay within my role with manner proud and ceremonious And all may see my humble role is really quite a crucial one As I lay out the table cloth, to put the bread and grape juice on
I'm sedate, well-bred and dignified, and some may call me uppity But the church depends on me to make the quintessential cup o' tea. I make sure I'm disapproving of all practices sensational I am the very model of a pious Congregational
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Alfred E. Neuman
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I'm the very model of a new-age rocketman Post-apocalyptic synergistic 'lectric tan. Hooked-up cybernetic, altruistic super-fan Of every scientific futuristic modern plan.
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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by Fineline: I'm sedate, well-bred and dignified, and some may call me uppity But the church depends on me to make the quintessential cup o' tea.
This, by the way, is an exquisite rhyme.
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Miffy
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Here are a few starters to be getting on with:
1) I am the very model of a modern New Monastical...
2) I am the very model of a 21st Century Mystical...
3) I am the bearded model of an Emergent oratical (Could combine this with 1) I guess)
Have fun. Busy Monday.
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kingsfold
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[tangent] You are all cheering my Monday up hugely - thank you! [/tangent]
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Edward Green
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I am really no good at this sort of thing. Tried to follow Ss. Gilbert's meaning.
I am the very model of a modern Apostolical, I've information pastoral, ecclesial, heretical, I know the early Fathers, and I quote the Church historical From Didache to Nicea Two, in order categorical; I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters philosophical, I understand the unions, Miaphysite, Hypostatical, About the early martyrs I'm teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about St. Marcian of Syracuse
I'm very good at Arius and differenting Athanasius; I know the post nicean doctrine of homoioúsios: In short, in matters pastoral, ecclesial, heretical, I am the very model of a modern Apostolical.
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Gamaliel
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Wheee! that wasn't bad at all, Edward. You have a gift.
So does Fineline. The Congregational one was spot-on. And I liked the personal one too.
Well done all. Keep them coming. I'll try and think of a few more ...
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lily pad
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(Sorry, couldn't figure out an "al" ending.)
I am the very model of a post-modern age youth worker. I read the Bible, say my prayers and in my basement office hunker. I play guitar, can lead a study, even fix the photocopier. I make the teens work wonders - when inclined, they run the dishwasher!
Some days my job description should be changed to show I'm more a busker. I'm competent on Facebook, Google, blogs and even follow Twitter. I don't do funerals, weddings - from baptisms, communion, I'm a ducker. I'm Called by God, though not ordained, it must be said, I'm not a shirker.
The church does not see how we help to ease the path of those who seek her. My stipend's low, but I know I'm an able intentional lurker. Most people would not do this job, they saw me, pointed and yelled, "Sucker." I am the very model of a post-modern age youth worker.
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The Great Gumby
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I've tried to stick to the original rhyme scheme and the tendency to torture rhymes to within an inch of their lives. This is all I've got time for now, but I might add some more later.
I am the very model of a liberal non-realist. I don't believe in miracles and think that angels don't exist, And much of the Old Testament's so barking it can be dismissed. I think that Revelation shows that John was either stoned or pissed. I don't think strange events - the walls of Jericho, or Balaam's Ass, Or Joseph's multi-coloured coat - were what the Bible frames them as. I find more sense in Darwin than in Chapter 1 of Genesis, And don't believe God made the world more waterlogged than Venice is.
I'm very keen on scholarship and interfaith discussion groups. I don't like hunting heresy or making people jump through hoops. In short, I like the Golden Rule and wish we all could coexist - I am the very model of a liberal non-realist.
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Bob Two-Owls
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I am the very model of an indecisive liberal, I flip flop and I waver and I cringe at "Jesus is my pal", I'm always at the temple or the church for a good festival, I'm just never sure who's in charge sat upon the throne celestial. sometimes I think it's Buddha when my thoughts turn meditational, and sometimes Richard Dawkins when my diet is medicational, at Christmas and at weddings I'll go along with the traditional, I'm always searching for the new and spiritually nutritional.
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I am the very model of a Christian -- New Testamentical. I've information only if it comes from sola scriptural. I know the kings of Israel, and I quote it all as factual, From Genesis to Revelation, with faith that’s non-disputable. I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters theological. I understand baptism, both the real and theoretical. About acappella music I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about God’s mercy, grace and loving views. I'm very good at outreach and also being pastoral; I know the Greek and Hebrew names of beings supernatural. In short, in matters highly sola scriptural, I am the very model of a Christian – New Testamentical!
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Enigma
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I think that you are all completely absolutely brilliant. Describing as you do the things that make your lives resilient. Your faith is quite commendable, to some uncomprehensible. But I believe, with you, that this is right - a truth omniscient.
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Gracious rebel
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quote: Originally posted by The Great Gumby: I find more sense in Darwin than in Chapter 1 of Genesis, And don't believe God made the world more waterlogged than Venice is.
...just wanted to say this is such a brilliant use of rhythm and rhyme!
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Hawk
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I am the very model of a YECcie evangelical, I know that all the scientists are horribly heretical, I hate all modern scholarship and anything that’s liberal, I don’t understand and misrepresent all that’s academical, I read all the fundie websites, AnswersInGenesis is scriptural, And I eagerly call true anything they say is ‘possible’, Compared to all the evidence their conjectures are more acceptable. I read everything in Genesis as obviously literal, Except the bits that aren’t – though they certainly aren’t mythical, And there’s nothing in the scriptures that’s at all metaphorical, As long as you don’t ask how the 'gates of heaven' can be actual! ‘God did it’, is my answer for anything implausible, Anything that can’t have happened, must’ve been because it’s magical, My faith is strong and rigid, based on what’s absolutely fundamental, Such as dinosaurs sailing in a boat and a flood that’s catastrophical, Which somehow made the mountains, then rewrote all laws physical, A vengeful God, a lying earth, and denying all that’s evolutional, That is my religion, and to all my friends I preach that gospel, I am the very model of a YECcie evangelical.
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Enigma
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I know I'm not tremendous in the journey of the lyrical But I believe that sometimes we can be far more satirical We know not what is going on But here is a cue for a song ---- can't do the next bit -- help!!
-------------------- Who knows? Only God!
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Miffy
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quote: Originally posted by Enigma: I know I'm not tremendous in the journey of the lyrical But I believe that sometimes we can be far more satirical We know not what is going on But here is a cue for a song ---- can't do the next bit -- help!!
.I am the very model of an apophatic mystical.
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Campbellite
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quote: Originally posted by Miffy: quote: Originally posted by Enigma: I know I'm not tremendous in the journey of the lyrical But I believe that sometimes we can be far more satirical We know not what is going on But here is a cue for a song ---- can't do the next bit -- help!!
.I am the very model of an apophatic mystical.
You don't say.
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Miffy
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quote: Originally posted by Campbellite: quote: Originally posted by Miffy: quote: Originally posted by Enigma: I know I'm not tremendous in the journey of the lyrical But I believe that sometimes we can be far more satirical We know not what is going on But here is a cue for a song ---- can't do the next bit -- help!!
.I am the very model of an apophatic mystical.
You don't say.
Ermmm...Ah yes, of course!
Never mind. I'm sure a bit of Willing Suspension of Disbelief is in order.
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