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NJA
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(List if you need help)

[ 28. January 2012, 17:53: Message edited by: NJA ]

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Wesley J

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A Rubber Band Is an Unlikely Instrument? [Killing me]

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Nil by Mouth [Frown]

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The Greatest Show on Earth

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balaam

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I was going to put A Hard Day's Night, but thought that (continuing the Beatles theme) HELP! would be more appropriate.

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Grease

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jedijudy

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This is definitely game-like. I don't think there are many opportunities for discussion in this thread.

I am going to talk to the Mighty Circus Hosts to see if this should be directly moved, or if they would like a different, more Circusy OP.

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Polish your clown shoes, and make sure your clown noses still glow in the dark. We're taking the next circus elephant to the Big Top!

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balaam

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Unforgiven.

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(not really, but it's funny): Same Time Next Year.

- Anne L.

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For real: It's a Wonderful Life. [Axe murder] [Axe murder] [Axe murder]
- Anne L.

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Much Ado About Nothing.
(Been a dry spell...)

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Timothy the Obscure

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Now and Then...{sigh}

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Welease Woderwick

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If...

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comet

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I'd like to say Clash of the Titans or perhaps Young Guns, but the reality is, with the way gossip works around here, it's more Much Ado About Northing, though I blame the cause as something along the lines of The Men Who Stare At Goats. *sigh*

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Ariston
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My Little Pony: the Movie [Devil]

[ 29. January 2012, 03:52: Message edited by: AristonAstuanax ]

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Toooo much information folks!!! [Eek!]

I reckon someone hacked NJA's account. [Razz]

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comet

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quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
My Little Pony: the Movie [Devil]

[Overused] [Killing me]

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Imaginary Friend

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Puss in boots.

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Doublethink.
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Lesbian Vampire Killers ...

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MSHB
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"A Bunch of Amateurs" caught my attention.

Well, I certainly hope that neither of us is doing it professionally!

(shades of the wife on the Truman Show)

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Boogie

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A Screaming Man

[Two face]

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Trisagion
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The Odd Couple or Gone in 60 Seconds

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Lyda*Rose

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Field of Dreams :sigh:

ETA: Though I can only hope "If you build it, they will come".

[ 29. January 2012, 11:21: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]

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rolyn
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Titanic

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Phantom Love [Tear]
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Welease Woderwick

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Rather appropriately:

Beautiful Thing

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leo
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Grease

Was it love at first sight?
How much dough did (you) spend?
Wonder what she's doing now

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Boogie

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Odds Against Tomorrow

[Waterworks]

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Welease Woderwick

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Legend

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Chorister

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No peeping! It's Secret beyond the Door.

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rolyn
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No sex please we're British

And formerly

Ice cold in Alex

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lapsed heathen

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When I was a lot younger, Hancock
First married, Hard days night
Had kids, Missing in action
Now , Gone in 60 seconds
Might have seen Scream and I am Legend one or two times but I be happy with reruns


[Devil] [Devil]

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Jahlove
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I am a Camera

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Answering this would reveal An Inconvenient Truth

[ 29. January 2012, 19:00: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]

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Girl With a Pearl Earring

(My output isn't what it used to be! [Frown] )

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Kankucho Bird Blues

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Deputy Verger
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Easy Rider

Oh no, did I say that out loud? [Hot and Hormonal]

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ThunderBunk

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Vanishing point.

well, more like vanished and pointless, but that's not a film title.

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Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Deputy Verger
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<tangent>That was a stonkingly good film though. Better than sex?</tangent>
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balaam

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Great Expectations have become Much ado about nothing.

[ 29. January 2012, 21:30: Message edited by: Balaam ]

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Pyx_e

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Monsters Ball

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Sandemaniac
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Monsters Ball

Just the one? Got a bit of a limp, then?
[Devil]

Carry On Up The Khyber.

AG

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Given the usage of "khyber" in the limerick thread, that may be TMI.

While I'm on here, I have a question about comet's "Much Ado About Northing". Do you have to carry a compass to do it right? Or is this some over-subtle comment about position?

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Up The Down Staircase

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The Long Absence
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Kelly Alves

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I'll just say "Amen" to Tortuf and leave it at that.

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Pyx_e

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Your post me think of this one: Batteries not included.

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Welease Woderwick

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There was a time in my life when I was a bit of a slapper so:

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Marvin the Martian

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I'm quite glad nobody's posted Sister Act...

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Huia
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Home Alone

Huia

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