Ship of Fools: ******* appreciation thread

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Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Sometimes, especially on a cold winter's night, what you really want is a nice hot ******* and a bag of chips. The simple pleasures really are the best.

The ******* doesn't have to be exotic, though if we are talking exotic, the Spanish ones are something else. (And German ones can surpass themselves. I saw one in Birmingham a couple of years ago that was actually a yard long.)

Anyway, this thread is for you to express your appreciation of that fine thing - the *******. Any particular likes or dislikes? Recommendations?

Posted by sophs (# 2296) on :

You absolutely cannot beat fried *******. I know it's unhealthy, and boiled and steamed is meant to retain it's flavour, but butter fried ******* is just so nice.

Also, if you sprinkle sugar on it whilst it's frying it makes an awesome pudding with some ice cream.

In fact, I wonder what ******* ice cream tastes like - anyone tried it?

Posted by Stoo (# 254) on :

You're eating *********?!

Isn't that illegal?

Ps... Praise be unto the H**** and A*****, etc, etc

[ 11. February 2013, 17:32: Message buggered about with by: Stoo ]

Posted by Cthulhu (# 16186) on :

I like my ******* with a touch of cream and cinnamon.

[ 11. February 2013, 18:40: Message buggered about with by: jedijudy ]

Posted by Boogie (# 13538) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
I MAKE *******S OUT OF BABIES

Awwww - you are so very sweeeeet [Angel]

I love those baby photo montages.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
You're eating *********?!

Isn't that illegal?

No, it's a fine old Anglo-Saxon tradition. Or it's in the Bible. Or something. Anyway, the P*** has them for breakfast.

Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Anyway, the P*** has them for breakfast.

Oh! That's interesting! The local Buddhist temple has a feast day the second Thursday every month. ******* features highly on the list of favorites. So I hear.

You can kind of see how decorative it would be with all that saffron fabric, wouldn't you?

Posted by Dal Segno (# 14673) on :

The ******* that must be tried
Is one that is buttered and fried

Posted by Sparrow (# 2458) on :

I eat mine in the bath. Less messy.

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:

quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
You're eating *********?!

Isn't that illegal?
No, it's a fine old Anglo-Saxon tradition. Or it's in the Bible. Or something. Anyway, the P*** has them for breakfast.

Ah, the wurst P0pe.

Posted by jedijudy (# 333) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
You're eating *********?!

Isn't that illegal?

Ps... Praise be unto the H**** and A*****, etc, etc

Stoo is a guy who's quite cool,
He came close to following the rule,

The rule was discarded
But I'm not disheartened,

This limerick is just the right tool.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Ah, the wurst P0pe.

When first elected, all thought the wurst
Was yet to come, and the church was curst.
But ******** 16 turned out to be
A quite likeable p***, from Germany.

Perhaps he likes his bangers with mash,
Or bratwurst with a fried onion stash?
Or perhaps the wursts are made of venison?
Who knows! but *******s have his benison.

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Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :

is ********* shorthand for Hostesses?

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

No, the missing word is actually "sausage".

Posted by Sir Kevin (# 3492) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
?

Hostess? I have one of those: the hostess with the mostess - my lovely bride of nearly 35 years, though we no longer entertan.

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