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Thread: POPE RESIGNS! (reasons)
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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1/ Going to join the Ordinariate, the TRUE voice of the Roman ******** Church.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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2) Becoming a Muslim.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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3) Six of his children arrive with DNA papers.
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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(Why does the word "M A R R Y" get turned into "*****"?)
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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Armin:
(Why does the word "M A R R Y" get turned into "*****"?)
It's ****s & *****s Day. That, or the Libruls have finally taken over.
(Ha! H o s t s & A d m i n s doesn't get through either, says preview psot. Definitely the Libruls then!)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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I'm not sure if Wes is saying this or not, but I thought the reason he's resigning is because its
H o s t s & A d m i n s day ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Armin:
5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
Next headline 'Pope comes out of the closet'
Wayhay!
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by Loveheart:
I'm not sure if Wes is saying this or not, but I thought the reason he's resigning is because its
H o s t s & A d m i n s day
So did I for a minute. Who knows what my brethren are getting up to.
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passer
Indigo
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Wants to draw his pension before the coffers are emptied by all the compensation claims.
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by Robert Armin:
5) Wants to ***** - the man of his dreams!
Next headline 'Pope comes out of the closet'
Wayhay!
All those asterisks make my suggestion look positively indecent. I was trying to be funny but respectful. After all ITTWACW ![[Biased]](wink.gif) .
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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin
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Imaginary Friend
Real to you
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Not today it ain't: This is serious theo-ecu-evangi-catho-hermenu-exegetic-supercalifragilistic-expialidocious discussion.
To Purg!
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Kitten
Shipmate
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6) Wants to get in touch with his feminine side
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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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Perhaps he's giving up religion for Lent?
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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quote:
Originally posted by Loveheart:
Perhaps he's giving up religion for Lent?
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Erroneous Monk
Shipmate
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The last straw was when they wouldn't let him slap some magnolia emulsion on the ceiling of that shabby old Sistine Chapel.
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lowlands_boy
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Unfortunate post on twitter
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I thought I should update my signature line....
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Erroneous Monk
Shipmate
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Or perhaps he's accepted a bribe off Findus to change the words of the Lord's ****er to "Give us this day our daily horse."
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Squibs
Shipmate
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Zionist conspiracy
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Erroneous Monk
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
Unfortunate post on twitter
"Resign? LOL! I'll resign when they find Richard III in a car park in Leicester"
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And I shot a man in Tesco, just to watch him die.
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kentishmaid
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He got to the end of his rope.
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The Rhythm Methodist
Shipmate
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Well, there's always been a question over his stickability: After all, he quickly lost interest in the Hitler Youth, and later deserted from the German Army.
Perhaps they could give one of the girls a shot at it, this time - or maybe a youngster, in line with those 'work experience' schemes.
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lowlands_boy
Shipmate
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1. He's secretly a member of the ship
2. He didn't realise it was H&A day
3. Read a post saying
I think that **** in Rome should resign
4. Realised he'd lost the faithful
5. Resigned
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I thought I should update my signature line....
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Shall I delete it as requested? Nope - just the content. I want to provoke my very own Stynx thread. B62
[ 11. February 2013, 15:41: Message buggered about with by: Barnabas62 ]
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Bishops Finger
Shipmate
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ATOS Healthcare told him he was fit for work......
(....probably best understood by UK Shippies who have suffered at the hands of that egregious outfit.....)
Ian J.
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Enoch
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He's been offered a fellowship at Magdalene College Cambridge.
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Erroneous Monk
Shipmate
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Rangers now relegated to the third division - his work is done.
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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The moment of resignation is carefully timed to mark the close of polls in the Eastleigh by-election.
Maybe Chris Huhne knows Something We Don't?
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Ken
L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Barnabas62
Shipmate
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And what's this thread doing here anyway. Away to the Circus with the other games and round and round the mulberry bushes threads.
[Oh, its become Ariston's playgroup or something. So I'll bugger up this post with an edit.]
B62 P H
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Who is it that you seek? How then shall we live? How shall we sing the Lord's song in a strange land?
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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He heard that Stoo wants a go. And he's nice like that.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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He wishes to take up motor racing and become a legend in his own mind like my acquaintances the Englishman David Hobbs and the American Davy Jones. Both have won their classes at Le Mans and Jones shared a supercharged Jaguar with me and my lovely bride at a mock-up racing course in a car park across the street from the local football stadium last year.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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