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Thread: How CofE are you?
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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23 November, 2013 09:24
There's a thread in Purgatory discussing the lay understanding of the CofE and this quiz which I found on Twitter rather sums up some of the issues. Rather than derail Purgatory, I'm putting the quiz link here, and a link to this thread in Purgatory.
I got 76%, the person who posted it got 83%.
So how CofE are you?
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Pyx_e
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23 November, 2013 09:38
25% snigger
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pjl
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23 November, 2013 10:22
Quite amazing that I achieved 47%
Firmly sat on the fence.
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Welease Woderwick
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23 November, 2013 10:27
67%
quote:
Wishy-washy knowledge that just about qualifies you for Anglican identity but may not ultimately save you.
As I'm a Universalist and haven't been a member of C of E for about 30 years, should I be worried?
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Jengie jon
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23 November, 2013 11:07
If I remember correctly I got 82%, but then I was not posting what I believed to be true about the CofE but what I believed to be the story it tells about itself.
There is a subtle but important difference in that. Some of its claims would not stand up to scrutiny by decent Ecclesiastical Historians but are still held.
Jengie
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North East Quine
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23 November, 2013 11:14
I got 87%! 87%!!!
"Very well done indeed - you are either God or the Archbishop of Canterbury himself. All that remains is for you to preach the gospel."
I could just see myself as Archbishop of Canterbury; the first female Presbyterian Calvinist, non Church of England Archbishop.
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JoannaP
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23 November, 2013 11:23
93% ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Adeodatus
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23 November, 2013 11:59
60%, but I was being mischievous some of the time. I might try it "seriously" at some point. I yelped with laughter at the question on who regulates worship - "the liturgy police from Staggers". Yeah, they wish!
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Cara
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23 November, 2013 13:02
83% ! not bad!
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SyNoddy
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23 November, 2013 13:54
78% hmmm might try again giving 'official' answers
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Pigwidgeon
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23 November, 2013 15:13
80% - but I'm a U.S. Episcopalian.
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lilBuddha
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23 November, 2013 15:25
39% Damn, way too high.
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jedijudy
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23 November, 2013 16:15
80% for this Methodist!
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balaam
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23 November, 2013 16:18
quote:
Very well done indeed - you are either God or the Archbishop of Canterbury himself. All that remains is for you to preach the gospel.
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Sioni Sais
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Posted
23 November, 2013 16:36
76%. Pretty good for a member who hasn't regularly attended an Anglican church for fifteen years. Shows, as Jengie Jon mentioned, that it's more a test of awareness than anything else.
One of the better on-line quizzes, certainly the more entertaining.
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The Rogue
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23 November, 2013 16:53
36%. I have been a member all my life.
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ArachnidinElmet
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Posted
23 November, 2013 17:16
Does that mean 50% is quite good for an RC ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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An die Freude
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Posted
23 November, 2013 17:40
21%, but I could probably blame part of that on lack of anglo-saxon culture. That, and seeing how some answers were "correct" but instead going for the ones that most aptly described what my personal view would be on that.
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L'organist
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Posted
23 November, 2013 18:40
87% - which surprises me.
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St. Gwladys
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Posted
23 November, 2013 19:10
And another 87% There are obviously a lot of candidates for Archbishop of Canterbury.
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Ariston
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23 November, 2013 19:46
63%, though I'm pretty sure that would have been a lot lower if I'd picked the answers I liked, rather than the one the pedant in me told me were historically correct.
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hugorune
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Posted
23 November, 2013 20:12
58%, but I've only been Church of England for two or three months.
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The Midge
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Posted
23 November, 2013 20:28
30%
Pioneering ministry for me then.
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Gladly The Cross-eyed Bear
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Posted
24 November, 2013 00:42
82%
Described as "Theologically Enlightened". Mostly I'm just a history nerd. (Disciples of Christ)
Gladly
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mousethief
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Posted
24 November, 2013 00:56
You are 12% theologically enlightened
Woeful ignorance! You're either a heretic or a papist. Either way, your salvation is severely impaired.
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Evangeline
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Posted
24 November, 2013 02:45
I am 76% theologically enlightened ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Piglet
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24 November, 2013 03:46
I'm 83% theologically enlightened - not bad for someone who's never actually been a member of the Church of England. I've been an Anglican for 25 years, but never lived in England.
What bothered me though was that at the start when it asks your age and gender, it already knew ...
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Welease Woderwick
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Posted
24 November, 2013 03:48
You can thank the NSA and GCHQ for that!
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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Posted
24 November, 2013 08:08
piglet - the pre-entry of gender and age group amused me too - but I suspect you and I fall into the most likely CofE category.
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Gracious rebel
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24 November, 2013 23:28
Never been an Anglican yet I scored 91%. Methinks I must hang around on these boards too much and absorb it unwittingly! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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LeRoc
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25 November, 2013 00:06
56%.
Does this mean that I'll spend working days on odd weeks in Hell and the rest of the time in Heaven?
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Horseman Bree
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Posted
25 November, 2013 00:19
82% - not bad for living 4 time zones away.
But I did look for the "correct" answers, not the ones that made the most sense to me.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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25 November, 2013 00:37
I am CofE but only got 25%. This is because I'm a cynical bastard and answered the questions truthfully as opposed to what a member of the CofE is meant to think, if he crosses his fingers and screws his eyes up really, really hard and then lies.
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SvitlanaV2
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25 November, 2013 00:52
I got 58%, despite my dreadful lack of knowledge about the CofE! Maybe I'm learning something after all. If I can get a bit further I might yet be able to find my niche in a CofE pew.
Shame there's no list of correct answers to study after taking the quiz.
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roybart
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Posted
25 November, 2013 02:25
87% here. At last, a payoff for all those dreary history of religion courses long ago.
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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25 November, 2013 08:41
Svitlana82 ~ the whole point of that quiz is that most of those answers are right for someone in the CofE ~ it's riddled with in jokes. ~ and the scoring is for a particular expression of the CofE.
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pimple
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25 November, 2013 10:26
I'm 2% more wishy-washy than WW!
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SvitlanaV2
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25 November, 2013 11:07
quote:
Originally posted by Curiosity killed ...:
Svitlana82 ~ the whole point of that quiz is that most of those answers are right for someone in the CofE ~ it's riddled with in jokes. ~ and the scoring is for a particular expression of the CofE.
As I suspected. But still, if the quiz doesn't tell you which 'expression' you fit into then it's not very helpful, is it? Not unless you know already, in which case you don't really need to do the quiz!
But yes, I know, it's just a bit of fun!!!
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Forthview
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26 November, 2013 10:08
I am apparently 93% enlightened theologically about the CoE,though I have never been a member.
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Chorister
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26 November, 2013 16:49
76%, not bad, but my attention does tend to wander during the spoken bits.
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TonyK
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26 November, 2013 17:08
87% - and how on earth did I end up in The Circus - I thought I was in DH....
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Ariston
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26 November, 2013 19:12
Everyone winds up in the Circus eventually. You cannot escape it. We always win.
As for non-CoE types scoring insanely high, that may be a combination of us hanging around the Ship (and thus knowing all the answers, including the boring, historically correct ones), but not having a dog in any particular fight, meaning that the boring, historically correct answers are the ones we naturally think of as being right…rather than the really fun, snarky ones that got the cradle 'piskies marked down. I'm pretty sure I would have scored higher if I hadn't entered "screw it, the AoC's a bearded space alien" mode by the end and started voting for the clever answers over the straight-up correct ones.
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Heavenly Anarchist
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Posted
26 November, 2013 20:36
63 per cent which I'm hoping is based purely on my knowledge of history
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Sir Kevin
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28 November, 2013 19:03
61% - odd because I've been RC for years but I was C of E back in the nineties!
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Sandemaniac
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01 December, 2013 17:54
I got 76%. Mind you, I did a "How Essex are you?" one the other week, and came out as 0% Essex. Given that I was born in Essex, as were both my parents and two of my grandparents, and I grew up there as well, I take such quizzes with appropriate quantities of sodium chloride!
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Sioni Sais
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01 December, 2013 21:09
quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kevin:
61% - odd because I've been RC for years but I was C of E back in the nineties!
I was baptised RCC but later became CofE and the line "Once a Catholic" is oh so true. It looks like the reverse isn't so different.
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Offeiriad
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01 December, 2013 21:39
94%! I knew the C of E would regret pensioning me off early! How many of us true anglicans are left? Last one out, please turn the lights off!
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Posted
03 December, 2013 15:54
85% for this Piskie.
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