|
Source: (consider it)
|
Thread: What should be on the sex songs list
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
I recently saw one of these buzzfeed-like quizzes about "what is your sex song" - which is pretty tacky in itself. However it made me think "what songs should on the list of possible choices?"
So this is not about "what is your sex song?" - I really don't need to know this. It's what songs need to be on the list.
I will start with
All by myself
John Cage's 4'33"
All night long (Lionel Richie)
What else?
--------------------
Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
I'm sexy and I know it ?
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
# 3492
|
Posted
Whole Lotta Love (Led Zep) - v. suggestive!
Oh - I almost forgot Brick House (Commodores, of course.)
They are one of my favourite bands; I once built a drum kit for them for a corporate function and I was allowed to hear them rehearse!)
[ 05. October 2014, 10:19: Message edited by: Sir Kevin ]
--------------------
If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
Posts: 30517 | From: White Hart Lane | Registered: Oct 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
The5thMary
Shipmate
# 12953
|
Posted
"Come On Eileen"? Ooooooh, bad! Baaaaaad! Sorry!
--------------------
God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
Let's stick together. Roxy Music
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
The ugly bug ball, Burle Ives
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
Can't keep it in. Cat Stevens
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
Speedy Gonzales, Pat Boone.
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
Hit me with your rhythm stick ...
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
|
Posted
The trouble with trying to import innuendo into songs, is that so many of the examples come ready furnished.
Posts: 17302 | From: Edinburgh | Registered: Jun 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
That's not my name. the Ting Tings (tru story)
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
The trouble with trying to import innuendo into songs, is that so many of the examples come ready furnished.
who sang that one?
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
The trouble with trying to import innuendo into songs, is that so many of the examples come ready furnished.
Absolutely.
Take on me? (A-ha)
--------------------
Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
The trouble with trying to import innuendo into songs, is that so many of the examples come ready furnished.
Absolutely.
Never heard of them.
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
|
Posted
Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
--------------------
Last ever sig ...
blog
Posts: 9049 | From: Hen Ogledd | Registered: May 2003
| IP: Logged
|
|
Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
so sad now, so much in 23 letters
--------------------
It is better to be Kind than right.
Posts: 9778 | From: The Dark Tower | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
BessLane
Shipmate
# 15176
|
Posted
Texas Tornados "Who Were You Thinking Of?"
Buck Cherry "Crazy Bitch"
Meatloaf "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"
(that last one was actually one of the songs my ex and I considered to be "our song"...could explain the ex designation LOL )
[ 05. October 2014, 12:19: Message edited by: BessHiggs ]
--------------------
It's all on me and I won't tell it.
formerly BessHiggs
Posts: 1388 | From: Yorkville, TN | Registered: Sep 2009
| IP: Logged
|
|
Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
|
Posted
Bend it - The Troggs[?]
Slow Hand - The Pointer Sisters
--------------------
I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
The5thMary
Shipmate
# 12953
|
Posted
The Divinyls: "Every Time I Think Of You, I Touch Myself"
--------------------
God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007
| IP: Logged
|
|
L'organist
Shipmate
# 17338
|
Posted
Brian Ferry's version of These foolish things
Chris Montez - The more I see you
Julia and I will from The Beatles' White Album
Actually these are more love songs than 'sex' songs
--------------------
Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
Posts: 4950 | From: somewhere in England... | Registered: Sep 2012
| IP: Logged
|
|
Alex Cockell
Ship’s penguin
# 7487
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Alex Cockell:
For the narcissists - Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy?
They played it live on the end of Pointless Celebs last night.
Posts: 2146 | From: Reading, Berkshire UK | Registered: Jun 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
# 15560
|
Posted
Send In The Clowns, with Judy Collins being the one I've heard the most, but covered by everyone it seems. "Isn't it bliss?"
And how about Mary Had a Little Lamb? (off to church to pray for forgiveness for that one)
--------------------
Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
\_(ツ)_/
Posts: 11498 | From: Treaty 6 territory in the nonexistant Province of Buffalo, Canada ↄ⃝' | Registered: Mar 2010
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
# 5521
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Lay Lady Lay
Bob Dylan
Overruled for grammatical incorrectness, although I'll admit that "Lie Lady Lie" would not have conveyed the same idea.
"Are You Lonesome Tonight" - Elvis Presley
--------------------
"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
Boogie
Boogie on down!
# 13538
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Overruled for grammatical incorrectness...
Sex is never grammatically correct ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
--------------------
Garden. Room. Walk
Posts: 13030 | From: Boogie Wonderland | Registered: Mar 2008
| IP: Logged
|
|
Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
|
Posted
It's usually genitive and sometimes accusative.
Posts: 17302 | From: Edinburgh | Registered: Jun 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
|
Posted
"Lady" by Fela Kuti.
--------------------
I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
Posts: 9474 | From: Brazil / Africa | Registered: Aug 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
|
Posted
Lots of good versions of this one, but I'm gonna go with this one by Billie Davies. Mostly because I think she's cute, which enhances one's appreciation of this sort of song.
And buzz off forever Juice Newtown.
[ 05. October 2014, 17:11: Message edited by: Stetson ]
Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
Sexuality, K.D.Lang
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
(If that doesn't leave you feeling at least mildly seduced, you're not really alive...)
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
|
Posted
It's just ... that song is only 3 minutes.
--------------------
I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
Posts: 9474 | From: Brazil / Africa | Registered: Aug 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
Its an invitation, not an accompaniment.
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
|
Posted
Two songs unfailingly command my sexual attention.
First,-- "Time Out of Mind" by Steely Dan (yes I know it's all about shooting smack, but the sound is Sex.)
More appropriately-- late eighties slow jam, "Don't Disturb This Groove." By The System. Ohhh. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
--------------------
I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
It's just ... that song is only 3 minutes.
Something long enough for you, my love ...
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
# 3216
|
Posted
quote:
Doublethink: Something long enough for you, my love ...
Yeah, I guess with a bit of effort I could fit it in there. A bit of a shame though.
--------------------
I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
Posts: 9474 | From: Brazil / Africa | Registered: Aug 2002
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
Oh you tantric little tiger you ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
[ 05. October 2014, 18:50: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
|
Posted
Clearly you need John Cage's "As Slow As Possible".
Bang Bang - Nancy Sinatra.
--------------------
Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
Posts: 18859 | From: At the bottom of a deep dark well. | Registered: May 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sandemaniac
Shipmate
# 12829
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Bend it - The Troggs[?]
Actually by Dave Dee, Dozy Beaky, Mick and Titch. Could be a prefect fit for your proclivities, Wodders! ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
AG
--------------------
"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869
Posts: 3574 | From: The wardrobe of my soul | Registered: Jul 2007
| IP: Logged
|
|
Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
|
Posted
The Masochism Tango ?
--------------------
All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
Posts: 19219 | From: Erehwon | Registered: Aug 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
|
Posted
Dr Hook, A little bit more
--------------------
"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oscar the Grouch
Adopted Cascadian
# 1916
|
Posted
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling
Does anyone dare suggest "I feel love" by Donna Summer? OK, I will.
Then there's "Wake up and make love to me" by Ian Dury & The Blockheads.
"Oops, I did it again" (The Richard Thompson version, of course)
--------------------
Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001
| IP: Logged
|
|
MSHB
Shipmate
# 9228
|
Posted
Cole Porter - "What is this thing called love?"
- when sung with a comma before the last word
--------------------
MSHB: Member of the Shire Hobbit Brigade
Posts: 1522 | From: Dharawal Country | Registered: Mar 2005
| IP: Logged
|
|
orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
# 13878
|
Posted
"I Just Want Affection" - Toni Childs.
Not least because it includes something that sounds like steam.
--------------------
Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.
Posts: 18173 | From: Under | Registered: Jul 2008
| IP: Logged
|
|
Palimpsest
Shipmate
# 16772
|
Posted
Moonlight Sonata is a nice slow accompaniment.
My only problem with it was my boyfriend at the time got distracted trying to remember what the music was.
On the innuendo song list;
Taking the A-Train
I never do anything twice
Beat It by Michael Jackson
Posts: 2990 | From: Seattle WA. US | Registered: Nov 2011
| IP: Logged
|
|
Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
|
Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
Bang Bang - Nancy Sinatra.
'Some Velvet Morning', Nancy's duet with Lee Hazelwood, is much sexier than that.
eta: 'Try a Little Tenderness'. You choose the singer & arrangement.
[ 06. October 2014, 09:31: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
--------------------
"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004
| IP: Logged
|
|
|
|
Printer-friendly view
