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Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :

Following Sandymaniac's suggestion:-

Christmas is banned this year because we're already tired of it

Posted by Uncle Pete (# 10422) on :

Christmas is banned this year because Starbucks made it so.

Posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger (# 8891) on :

Christmas is banned this year because otherwise people will be allowed time off work </Cameron>

Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :

Christmas is banned this year because we're already too fat.

Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :

Christmas is banned this year because the children have grown up ...

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

Christmas is banned this year because we need to put aside the money for when our working tax credits are cut.

Posted by L'organist (# 17338) on :

overheard in a shop
... we're not doing Christmas - it just seems to get earlier and earlier every year

Posted by Baptist Trainfan (# 15128) on :

Christmas is banned this year because we're still paying off the loans we took out for last year's.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

Christmas is banned this year because by the time December comes round we'll already have done it in October or November, no need to do it a third time in the same year.

Posted by Sandemaniac (# 12829) on :

Christmas is banned this year because the Pope is too busy watching Argentina play rugby (and, sadly, it's St Peter picking up tips from Jonah Lomu).

AG

Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :

Christmas is banned this year because I broke my ankle. Any excuse.

Posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger (# 8891) on :

Christmas is banned this year because I really can't be bothered.

Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :

Christmas is banned this year because if I want fighting I can watch Bellator.

Posted by rolyn (# 16840) on :

Christmas is banned this year cos the last one feels like it was 6 weeks ago.

Posted by jacobsen (# 14998) on :

Christmas is banned this year because we can!

Posted by Banner Lady (# 10505) on :

Christmas is banned this year because we've already had it in the last week of November, the first week of December, the second week of December and the third week in December.
[Roll Eyes]

Posted by marzipan (# 9442) on :

Christmas is banned this year because Zombie Oliver Cromwell is on the loose again

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