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In the film Parting Glances two of the characters smash a whole collection of crockery and at the end one puts his hand to his mouth and says:

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Oh dear, what have we done?


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Man on a bicycle!

My mother would sometimes be maddened into 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph!'

My grandmother was a good deal less pious and would snarl 'Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance!'

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I am so stealing that one!

Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance!

for those times when I am at my absolute rope's end.

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Galloping Granny
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Many years ago on the beach I passed a small boy who had built a sand castle and was happily patting it into shape as he sang "bugger,bugger,bugger...." He must have found it a very satisfying sound.
Long afterwards this tv commercial gave the word a new respectability and it became the oath of choice in our house (we loved the dog).
Of course in, I think, Solomon Islands pidgin, 'bagarap' is the formal word for broken, spoiled, not working.

Another version of the 'hell's bells' is 'hell's bells and buggy wheels'.

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Two more Irish ones from my childhood:

"I hope you die roaring!" In response to some egregious slight or other; and

"[So and so] said..." "[So and so]! If he knew Latin, he'd say mass" indicating that so and so always had something to say on any given subject, with shades of this being due to fondness of the sound of his voice,

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quote:
Originally posted by Galloping Granny:
Many years ago on the beach I passed a small boy who had built a sand castle and was happily patting it into shape as he sang "bugger,bugger,bugger...." He must have found it a very satisfying sound.
Long afterwards this tv commercial gave the word a new respectability and it became the oath of choice in our house (we loved the dog).
Of course in, I think, Solomon Islands pidgin, 'bagarap' is the formal word for broken, spoiled, not working.

Another version of the 'hell's bells' is 'hell's bells and buggy wheels'.

GG

GG, my second grandchild was about fifteen months old when those ads were around. She was an early walker and talker. At a family dinner one night, she was pushing a stroller around, laden with various toys. She hit a wall and the toys fell out. "Oh bugger!" she said, loudly. My eldest son, her uncle, nearly fell off his chair laughing. He was triumphant. Unknown to any one else he had been coaxing her in it. To hear it said so appropriately was very funny.

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My favorite is Rats. If I'm really perturbed, it's Razzle Frazzle.

My mother never said naughty words until the three of us were grown and out of the nest. I'm still taken aback when she uses what has turned out to be her favorite: shit.

My grandmother who was the queen of propriety once played Scrabble with my siblings and me, and chose shit as her word. I can still hear her giggling.

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I picked up swearing at the Congregational Church Badminton Club!

The words are stored in the brain differently from normal language, and using them can reduce pain sensitivity. I suppose "Fishcakes", "Sugar", "Hell's Teeth" and such like can be imbued with that power, given enough explosive consonants.

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The oddest one I've heard was years ago from my wife's reverend grandfather in Montana. Someone said something he didn't believe, and he retorted, "So's your old man!" Upon further enquiry to my father-in-law, it was a familiar one, but I've never heard it since.

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Like Jo March, 'Christopher Columbus!'.

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We tend to more tame language in (parts) of my family. My grandfather used "Oh pshaw" as his highest (public) expression of disappointment. My mother occasionally came out with "Hell's bells and panther tracks". I usually use "Oh grump!"

Having worked in logging camps and the like, I've been around a lot of swearing, but not necessarily very creative. Perhaps the most extensive outbreak of swearing directed at me was at a professional meeting between two high-tech companies, in response to the charts I had prepared showing the correlation between two measurements. I wasn't there myself, but my manager later recounted the details of the response from our customer's technical lead, who rattled through at least half a dozen profanities in his surprise that we were measuring characteristics at least an order of magnitude better than he thought was possible.

(It seems that many high-tech companies have a very competent, high level employee whose salty public expressions are tolerated in light of the value of their other contributions.)

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There's always 'Bum!' or, in extreme cases, 'Double bum!!'

Many years ago I was talking to my aunt, who had what today would be considered a pretty informal child-care operation, when a small girl came up to her and reported in a shocked tone, 'Miss C, Terry said "Bottom"!'

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I once shared an office with someone who would exclaim 'Blooming!' when provoked. That was odd in itself (so odd that I still occasionally use it myself.) However, the reason it was most memorable was because of a grammar pedant who also shared our office, who would collapse onto her desk practically sobbing, 'You can't just say 'Blooming'! It's an adjective!!!'

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A priest colleague (a few years back) referred in a sermon to someone as a 'schmuck.' I asked him afterwards if he was aware that was a Yiddish word (derived from the Polish) for penis. He was not particularly concerned, saying that he thought most folks would take it to mean 'jerk,' which was what he meant.

I did point out, however, that there was at least one person in the congo who was fluent in Yiddish.

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My father was partial to "Oh, balls".

He stopped using that phrase after I took it for a test drive one day in front of company. I don't recall how old I was, but surely old enough to know better.

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quote:
Originally posted by georgiaboy:
A priest colleague (a few years back) referred in a sermon to someone as a 'schmuck.' I asked him afterwards if he was aware that was a Yiddish word (derived from the Polish) for penis. He was not particularly concerned, saying that he thought most folks would take it to mean 'jerk,' which was what he meant.

I did point out, however, that there was at least one person in the congo who was fluent in Yiddish.

I'm not convinced that jerk is entirely kosher, either.
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Which is why polite Jews will use shmoe or schlemiel instead. Not quite the same meaning, but close enough.

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We had a young relative staying whose language was sometimes unacceptable to his mother. Mum taught him Muckleflugger which she later claimed was a place in Scotland. His mother was a bit taken aback at his new vocabulary.

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quote:
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Which is why polite Jews will use shmoe or schlemiel instead. Not quite the same meaning, but close enough.

A schlemiel is a guy who trips and spills the soup. A schlematzl is the guy the soup lands on. Just in case anyone was wondering.

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quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
quote:
Originally posted by georgiaboy:
A priest colleague (a few years back) referred in a sermon to someone as a 'schmuck.' I asked him afterwards if he was aware that was a Yiddish word (derived from the Polish) for penis. He was not particularly concerned, saying that he thought most folks would take it to mean 'jerk,' which was what he meant.

I did point out, however, that there was at least one person in the congo who was fluent in Yiddish.

I'm not convinced that jerk is entirely kosher, either.
The etymology is uncertain. Possibly railway related.

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quote:
Originally posted by Uncle Pete:
I am so stealing that one!

Shut your mouth and give your arse a chance!

for those times when I am at my absolute rope's end.

You may also enjoy one of my favourites: "Don't be a [noun of choice, with optional preceding adjective] all your life; take today off".
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Many years ago, I heard someone use "f*** me backwards with a Chinese broomstick" as an expression of exasperation.

I immediately adopted it, often shortened just to "with a Chinese broomstick".

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The (English-speaking) pastor I trained with would, in cases of extreme provocation, exclaim "pigs' ears!"

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I had a pal who went for "Blood and sand." Never could work out why. He was from Wigan.

"Tartarus" has a certain ring to it (needs a posh accent to really land well mind...)

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quote:
Originally posted by The Phantom Flan Flinger:
Many years ago, I heard someone use "f*** me backwards with a Chinese broomstick" as an expression of exasperation.

Is that a curse, or a request?

I have heard the Abbot President of the English Benedictine Congregation use, without irony, 'dash' and 'drat'. Strong stuff, I fear.

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quote:
Originally posted by Huia:
... Muckleflugger which she later claimed was a place in Scotland ...

Spelled correctly, it is. [Big Grin]

A former colleague used to use "cheese and biscuits!" at points of frustration (usually when dealing with a recalcitrant photocopier); "Shostakovich!" is also quite useful.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Which is why polite Jews will use shmoe or schlemiel instead. Not quite the same meaning, but close enough.

A schlemiel is a guy who trips and spills the soup. A schlematzl is the guy the soup lands on. Just in case anyone was wondering.
Years ago, I saw a poster put up on a lamppost by my city's contingent of neo-nazis. It showed a guy who was supposed to be an average middle-class citizen, somehow getting beaten up or otherwise abused by immigrants and left-wing bureaucrats.

An arrow was pointed at the hapless citizen, bearing the legend "Typical Canadian schmuck".

A friend of mine observed that political-correctness really has gotten out of hand, when even neo-nazis feel obligated to include Yiddish in their propaganda.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Which is why polite Jews will use shmoe or schlemiel instead. Not quite the same meaning, but close enough.

A schlemiel is a guy who trips and spills the soup. A schlematzl is the guy the soup lands on. Just in case anyone was wondering.
A variant on that (heard in New York) is that the schlematzl is one who sees the banana skin in time, but trips on it anyway. I felt personally touched by that.

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Seeing Shostakovitch mentioned reminded me of the old R White's lemonade advert, where the polar bear drinking the lemonade shouts out "Rimsky Korsakov!" at one point, a swear word which I've occasionally found quite useful.

And when I was a kid, my dad was the sort of car driver who shouted insults at other drivers as he went along. Being considerate, when we two kids were in the back of the car, he used to restrain himself and just shout "Pudding!"

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Sorry to double post, but I've just noticed Truman White mention "Blood and Sand!" and a man from Wigan.
That originally came from a silent film about bullfighting, starring Rudolf Valentino, and was taken up as a popular swearing phrase in Lancashire.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eigon:
And when I was a kid, my dad was the sort of car driver who shouted insults at other drivers as he went along. Being considerate, when we two kids were in the back of the car, he used to restrain himself and just shout "Pudding!"

I used to say a very bad word (very, very bad) when I was driving, and a regular passenger asked me not to say it any more, so I changed it to 'BIGOT!'

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And in case it has not been mentioned so far, there is always "Hell's bells and buckets of blood."

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quote:
Originally posted by Stercus Tauri:
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Which is why polite Jews will use shmoe or schlemiel instead. Not quite the same meaning, but close enough.

A schlemiel is a guy who trips and spills the soup. A schlematzl is the guy the soup lands on. Just in case anyone was wondering.
A variant on that (heard in New York) is that the schlematzl is one who sees the banana skin in time, but trips on it anyway. I felt personally touched by that.
Buddy Hackett did a longish routine about the Schlemiel/ Schlematzl dynamic. Like you, when I heard it I kept identifying with the Schlematzl. [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Eigon:
Seeing Shostakovitch mentioned reminded me of the old R White's lemonade advert, where the polar bear drinking the lemonade shouts out "Rimsky Korsakov!" at one point,

Didn't the polar bear advertise Cresta?

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quote:
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Seeing Shostakovitch mentioned reminded me of the old R White's lemonade advert, where the polar bear drinking the lemonade shouts out "Rimsky Korsakov!" ...

When D. was a student in the 1970s, he and some of his more eccentric* friends used to go to prominent bits of Bristol and shout "Rimsky Korsakov" at the tops of their voices.

* for "eccentric" read "drunken" ... [Devil]

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You may be right about Cresta, Phantom Flan Flinger. I've just got it mixed up in my head with the Secret Lemonade Drinker song.

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This will categorically out me to anyone who knows me in Real Life, but I have a friend who never* actually swears. She does, however, have an excellent line in non-sweary swearing, from the simple and effective "Laaa!" (said as a loud and sudden ejaculation) through to more convoluted phrases.

My all-time favourite occurred many moons ago. We were both on the diaconate at the time, and prone to get fed up with the endless, tedious, pointless, circular discussions that happened just so everyone could say their piece and Feel Important. After one epically long piece of vocal masturbation from a colleague my chum lifted her head from the table in quite a stately fashion, threw it back, and all the way through was going "Oh Fffffffffff...fffff..."

Oh no! I thought, she's finally going to crack and say FFS, which is what I was thinking.

"Oh fffff ... ffffff .fffff ..fFFFFFLIPPITY-FLOP!! Are we REALLY still talking about this?"

And silence fell.


(*Now commuted to 'rarely' and only mildly)

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Shouldn't that asterisk have led to "hardly ever"?

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It sort of does, but for some reason my addled brain put the footnote in brackets, too.

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BessLane
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I had a friend once who worked in a very uptight office. My friend, who had quite the potty mouth indeed, taught herself to mutter "Tomato!" when provoked. Tomato was the last (and only spoken) word in a very long a filthy list of curse words.

I use Son of a Buck or Son of a Biscuit Eater quite regularly...

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Macrina
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My great grandfather (I have been told) was fond of "Oh Helgeland, Dogger and Fortis!"

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I had a friend back in the late 70's who use to use Ho Chi Minh's name as a curse word. I picked it up and still use it, though it clearly shows my age. My other favorite is shit, because it just fits so many situations.

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semi-random tangent: When my husband was reunited with his sister from Vietnam after twenty years of separation, they hugged, kissed, and then sat down to have a fart war and sing "Ho Chi Minh's Underwear" together.

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My post Christmas entertainment has been watching 'All Gas and Gaiters', the 1960s sitcom set in a Cathedral close. the Bishop's Chaplain, played by Derek Nimmo, uses the expression 'Oh Moses!' when deeply moved.

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When dealing with a young child, "Oh Poo" can take on great significance and import.

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quote:
Originally posted by Macrina:
My great grandfather (I have been told) was fond of "Oh Helgeland, Dogger and Fortis!"

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Heligoland, Dogger and Forties, surely? [Big Grin]
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Moo

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quote:
Originally posted by Eigon:
And when I was a kid, my dad was the sort of car driver who shouted insults at other drivers as he went along. Being considerate, when we two kids were in the back of the car, he used to restrain himself and just shout "Pudding!"

My uncle used to say, "rump-fed runyon". I later learned that it's from Shakespeare.

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within my circle of cousins, we always used to refer in hushed tones of "The day that Grandma swore" - epecially when referring to anything else which was a rare occurence

it wasn't until a few years back - all as grown adults -when someone referred to it again, and in discussion we realised that we each remembered a separate occasion, so Grandma was perhaps not as reserved as we thought !

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