Ship of Fools: April 19: Liberals finally to be unmasked as Baal-worshippers

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Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Here I was thinking all those nice liberals in Dead Horses and Purgatory were just misguided brethren. But now I find I've been lied to.

Yes, the Temple of Baal is apparently being erected in Times Square and Trafalgar Square on April 19, which is of course the same date as... well, a lot of bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths.

quote:
"April 19 is the first day of a 13-day period of time known as 'the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast' that culminates on the high occult holy day of Beltane on May 1"

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Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants – men and women alike – would engage in bisexual orgies

And lest anyone be misled, this is not simply a memorial to Baal-worship. It's thinly disguised liberalism!

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Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor. While its macabre rituals have been sanitized with flowery and euphemistic terms of art, its core tenets and practices remain eerily similar

Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?

Just for prayer and strictly in confidence, you understand.

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

CBN wouldn't load on my computer, so I googled and got the Snopes debunking of this.

Assuming that I've correctly surmised the gist of the CBN link, it's kind of ironic that they are, for all intents and purposes, on the same side of the broad issues involved as ISIS is.

(Well, that is, if something can be ironic and predictable at the same time.)

[ 06. April 2016, 17:39: Message edited by: Stetson ]

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

Fucking shit, he's onto us!

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Your need to use swear words merely serves to prove my point [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
CBN wouldn't load on my computer, so I googled and got the Snopes debunking of this

You trust Snopes?

Wake up, sheeple!

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
Eutychus: Your need to use swear words merely serves to prove my point

Absolutely. Blasted, I need to think quickly here … Perhaps try a diversion tactic?

[ 06. April 2016, 18:00: Message edited by: LeRoc ]

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

"Synder also notes a series of horrific events that occurred on April 19:

...

● April 20, 1999 – Columbine High School massacre.
● April 16, 2007 – Virginia Tech massacre.
● April 16, 2013 – Boston Marathon explosions."

Not sure how the 16th and 20th both occurred on the 19th but never mind. It's only a minor detail and shouldn't stand in the way of an interesting theory.

I'd like to suggest adding

● July 1, 1916 - Battle of the Somme
and
● September 1, 1939 - start of World War 2
as they both have a 19 in them.

Posted by mdijon (# 8520) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Perhaps try a diversion tactic?

Definitely. Always best to flag diversions explicitly first.

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

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Ariel: both have a 19 in them.

I was born in a year that starts with 19!! [Eek!]

Posted by Beenster (# 242) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Ariel: both have a 19 in them.
I was born in a year that starts with 19!!

Me too, and I was once 19, as was my father and mother.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

"Is it just a coincidence that we are erecting arches for this ancient deity in New York and London on a date that is exceedingly significant for those that worship this ancient deity?"

Obviously, there must be hordes of people in London wanting an arch put up for Baal. There's probably a petition about it somewhere on the internet if you look hard enough.

Though I'm not sure about Trafalgar Square as a location. Might it not be better in Baalham?

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
mdijon: Always best to flag diversions explicitly first.

This is to lull him into a false sense of security. I'll be coming in with my killer argument aaaaany minute now.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
"Is it just a coincidence that we are erecting arches for this ancient deity in New York and London on a date that is exceedingly significant for those that worship this ancient deity?"

Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.

Posted by Doc Tor (# 9748) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Though I'm not sure about Trafalgar Square as a location. Might it not be better in Baalham?

It is, after all, the Gateway to the South

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

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mousethief: Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.

Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"

Posted by Pigwidgeon (# 10192) on :

My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.
[Eek!]

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.

That explains why your avatar is an owl and your name is, well, from that series.

Posted by Pigwidgeon (# 10192) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:

quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.

That explains why your avatar is an owl and your name is, well, from that series.

Drat! You're on to me!

Posted by Dogwalker (# 14135) on :

The Boston Marathon is run on Patriot's day, which was Apr 19 until the date was changed to the third Monday in April.

"Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year."

(If you need a Longfellow fix, Paul Revere's Ride.)

On the morning of 19 Apr 1775, the British and the Americans fought at Lexington and Concord.

Somehow, that's been missed in the list, but perhaps it explains why London and New York.

So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!

Full disclosure: I'm pretty liberal.

Posted by Stetson (# 9597) on :

quote:
So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!

Actually, conspiratorial linking of America's civil religion with the occult is, at least in some quarters, as American as apple pie.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
mousethief: Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"

No. No, it wasn't.

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
No. No, it wasn't.

Definitely liberal!

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
No. No, it wasn't.
Definitely liberal!

Definitely a very young man.

The main thing I know about baal is that is a pretty good word for some letter groupings in Bookworm.

Posted by Ricardus (# 8757) on :

I was going to post something snarky, poking fun at Eutychus for falling for an obvious spoof, when I thought I had better Google the websites just to be sure.

Oh dear ...

Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :

The Last Days again?

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.

I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.

'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

I didn't say they contained all of the same letters. But a nod is as good as a red rag to a deaf elephant.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Typical liberal pagan obfuscation.

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

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Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?

BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.

'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.

That's very close to "labial," which I'm sure was on your lips.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?

Not at all. I require full details for me to be titillated... sorry, for you to be liberated. Brother.

(Seriously, that's what gets me in those articles. Indulging in 'delicious terror' from the safe distance of sanctimony).

Posted by Schroedinger's cat (# 64) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?

There is from here. I mean, I have been maintaining my pure Evangelical stance for years, and look what I have been missing out on.

Us evos have to pay for our debauchery, you know. It isn't part of the package.

Posted by David Goode (# 9224) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.

'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.

"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
Us evos have to pay for our debauchery, you know. It isn't part of the package.

I didn't even know it was available as an add-on for a fee.

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.

That's very close to 'Blair' which, come to think of it, makes a lot of sense...

Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :

I'd always been suspicious of Lionel Blair and those so-called "charades" on Give Us A Clue.

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

quote:
Originally posted by dyfrig:
I'd always been suspicious of Lionel Blair and those so-called "charades" on Give Us A Clue.

They certainly represented an orgy of something or other.

Posted by la vie en rouge (# 10688) on :

There’s a Lebanese diner near my work which has replicas of artefacts from their country on the walls. They include carvings of the god Baal.

I may be risking my immortal soul by eating there, but I think it’s probably worth it on balance. I think they must put crack cocaine in the hummus. It is that tasty.

Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Beenster:

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Ariel: both have a 19 in them.
I was born in a year that starts with 19!!
Me too, and I was once 19, as was my father and mother.

Paul Hardcastle is clearly the chief prophet of Baal. Who knew?

Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :

And Adele, it seems. Though she seems to be regularly adjusting herself for inflation.

Posted by leo (# 1458) on :

I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.

Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :

quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.

If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.

You're not a eunuch, are you?

Posted by Bishops Finger (# 5430) on :

Our egregious parish priest (known to some as Father Fuckwit) is forever bleating on about 'our liberal friends' in a sneering tone. He, OTOH, is getting pretty close to worshipping the BVM as the fourth person of the Trinity (I think he has now accepted her as his Co-Redemptrix), so I am rather tempted, as a Godless Pagan Liberal, to call upon my Lord Ba'al to come and bloody well sort him out.............

I.

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?

That just sounds like life on the Northern Line at rush hour.

Posted by leo (# 1458) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:

quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.
If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.

You're not a eunuch, are you?

No - though i thought eunuchs were much in demand.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by la vie en rouge:
There’s a Lebanese diner near my work which has replicas of artefacts from their country on the walls. They include carvings of the god Baal.

I may be risking my immortal soul by eating there, but I think it’s probably worth it on balance. I think they must put crack cocaine in the hummus. It is that tasty.

There was on a time a Lebanese restaurant about 25 minutes north of here via freeway that had similarly good babaganoosh (sp?). Also very good wine. So good we buy it by the case now and it's the Mousehold house wine for special occasions. Doesn't have Baal on the label (there's those letters again) though.

[ 07. April 2016, 13:32: Message edited by: mousethief ]

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

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mousethief: Also very good wine. [...] Doesn't have Baal on the label though.

Below the picture, it says "Mis en bouteille au château". A keen observer only needs little clues.

Posted by Matt Black (# 2210) on :

quote:
Originally posted by leo:

quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:

quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.
If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.

You're not a eunuch, are you?
No - though i thought eunuchs were much in demand.

"Eunuchs wanted - apply without."

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
mousethief:Also very good wine. [...] Doesn't have Baal on the label though.
Below the picture, it says "Mis en bouteille au château". A keen observer only needs little clues.

A paradox! A paradox! A most ingenious paradox!

quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
"Eunuchs wanted - apply without."

Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :

First the Temple of Dendur, then the Papist Cloisters, then all the nekked ladies in the galleries...methinks the Met was the original gateway to sin, idolatry, and perdition.

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

quote:
Originally posted by David Goode:
"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!

Indeed, as is "align per Baal".

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Doubtless along satanic ley lines...

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! How did you find that drivel?

Mind you, I do agree with them that after reciting the prayer, there would be no silver cords, ley lines or any other psychic geodetic stuff in their home.

They really want to be in Christian Hogwarts, don't they?

(The spell checker doesn't like the word "ley" - I do like that!)

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
Eutychus: Doubtless along satanic ley lines...

Why are there so many nodes on both sides of Australia? [Paranoid]

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! How did you find that drivel?

Do you mind? Those are my Bible study notes for church this week.

Posted by David Goode (# 9224) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:

quote:
Originally posted by David Goode:
"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".

Top spot!

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Eutychus: Doubtless along satanic ley lines...
Why are there so many nodes on both sides of Australia?

You appear to have misspelled "knobs."

Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
... .methinks the Met was the original gateway to sin, idolatry, and perdition.

I thought that was in Oswestry?

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

quote:

"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!

quote:
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".

AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.

Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :

Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.

Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.

'Murica.

Posted by David Goode (# 9224) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:

quote:

"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!

quote:
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.

Careful at the orgy, though, as you don't want to get ball-pain rage

Posted by David Goode (# 9224) on :

quote:
Originally posted by David Goode:

quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:

quote:

"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!

quote:
Indeed, as is "align per Baal".
AND of 'A real big plan'. I think we can all recognise a bid for world domination when we see it, people.
Careful at the orgy, though, as you don't want to get ball-pain rage

But even more sinister: has anyone else noticed that Christian Broadcasting Network is actually an anagram of Knowing Antichrist Broadcaster?

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
David Goode: But even more sinister: has anyone else noticed that Christian Broadcasting Network is actually an anagram of Knowing Antichrist Broadcaster?

I'm afraid we will have to dispose of you now. Nothing personal.

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.

Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.

'Murica.

I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.

Posted by dyfrig (# 15) on :

Is "Trump Charlotte" some sort of game, akin to Cripple Mr Onion?

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

Nah, it's a dessert, with ladies finger biscuits around it (instead of the bread), a pink set mousse in the middle (instead of the apple), topped with a tangle of Pele's hair made out of spun sugar.

[ 08. April 2016, 20:31: Message edited by: Penny S ]

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.

I think it's profoundly lacking in originality.

I just counted them. There are 18.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
I just counted them. There are 18.

Exactly the number of times the phrase "bow down" occurs in the King James Version* of the Bible. As clear a proof of idolatry as one could wish for.

*source

Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :

Penny--

Sounds roughly volcano-shaped--appropriate for Pele.

Posted by Ariston (# 10894) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:

quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
Someone tries to reconstruct a memorial to humanity's lost heritage, and fearmongers complain.

Someone erects a functioning temple to Moloch, and they try to elect him president.

'Murica.
I hadn't realised how extensive his blasting his name around the place was. I suppose we can guess his car registrations. I do tend to think that people with that sort of proclivity have a smidgen of insecurity about themselves somewhere.

I mean, he already kinda plastered his name all over the tallest building on Pennsylvania Avenue—I guess that, if you can't make it into the White House, five blocks down the street ain't bad.

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Penny--

Sounds roughly volcano-shaped--appropriate for Pele.

Steeper than a volcano, actually, though probably like most people draw, which is WRONG. (It used to annoy me in children's reference books at school.) More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA. Note this is exactly 1080 days after some vision or other, so It Must Be From God™, and Lou Engle emphatically does not want you to know that he's sold his house to book the venue.

The International House Of Prayer (Lou Engle and co.) are partnering with our old friends Bethel Ministries of Redding, CA. and others to rent the LA Coliseum and usher in revival. You can even watch this huge revival on live stream on God TV today.

[ 09. April 2016, 09:37: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.

That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
You can even watch this huge revival on live stream on God TV today.

Currently streaming...

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.

Hornito, picture 6

Does this cast any light on possible confusions? Or my choice of language in the context?

[ 09. April 2016, 19:39: Message edited by: Penny S ]

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
More like a hornito, which is a small excrescence on a lava flow which sticks up where lava has burst through the crust and then solidified.
That's not what that young lady in Cabo told me a hornito was.
Hornito, picture 6

No. I was making a joke.
Does this cast any light on possible confusions? Or my choice of language in the context?

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

As I surmised. So was I.

Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:

Not sure how the 16th and 20th both occurred on the 19th but never mind. It's only a minor detail and shouldn't stand in the way of an interesting theory.

They occurred on different dates to hide the fact that they occurred on the same date. Deviousity incarnate.

quote:
Originally posted by Dogwalker:

So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!

Were it not for help from the dark forces, ye'd 'ave remained where ye belonged! Sulpher-breathed son of foul traitors.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
As I surmised. So was I.

In which case I totally missed it. [Help]

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:

quote:
Originally posted by Dogwalker:

So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!

Were it not for help from the dark forces, ye'd 'ave remained where ye belonged! Sulpher-breathed son of foul traitors.

After all, the American National Pastime is Basebaal.

Posted by Golden Key (# 1468) on :

Re Lou Engle:

I hadn't heard of him, so looked him up and wound up at the Southern Poverty Law Center's Extremist Files listing for him. Anti-LGBT (possibly to the point of supporting execution), "unite Protestants, vanquish demons, and evangelize the planet", Muslims “fueling the demonic realm”, and evoking a golden era of the Confederacy to fight gay rights.
[Eek!]

Posted by Firenze (# 619) on :

I think after 'unite Protestants' there's a missing 'nail jelly to the ceiling'.

Otherwise, it looks like the standard swivel-eyed looney agenda.

Posted by Penny S (# 14768) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:

quote:
Originally posted by Penny S:
As I surmised. So was I.
In which case I totally missed it.

Small excrescence? Carefully selected picture of all the available images?

Posted by Anselmina (# 3032) on :

How I begin every day. Nothing like a bit of Baal worship to clear the tubes!

Posted by David Goode (# 9224) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
After all, the American National Pastime is Basebaal.

I thought you lot liked American footbaal. You know, Superbaal and that sort of stuff.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Well in the absence of revival having advented, the alternative is to build a wall to keep the charismatics out - and charge it to the pentecostals.

Posted by Piglet (# 11803) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
... bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths ...

Sorry to burst the loonies' bubble, but the only thing I can recall happening to me on 19th April was getting engaged.

Which was actually rather good.
[Axe murder]

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Piglet:

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
... bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths ...
Sorry to burst the loonies' bubble, but the only thing I can recall happening to me on 19th April was getting engaged.

Which was actually rather good.

That list seems to show that terrorists and other psychopaths get spring fever. But instead of partying their butts off somewhere warm, they blow things up real good.

Posted by Marvin the Martian (# 4360) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA.

From the link:

quote:
We will consecrate an entire day — 15 hours — for the purpose of unity, miracles, healing, and the proclamation of the gospel.

Does this constitute evidence that these freakballs truly are from a different planet?

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:

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Originally posted by Eutychus:
News just in: revival is going to break out first, on April 9th - today - the 110th anniversary of the Azusa Street Revival in LA.
From the link:

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We will consecrate an entire day — 15 hours — for the purpose of unity, miracles, healing, and the proclamation of the gospel.
Does this constitute evidence that these freakballs truly are from a different planet?

Do you mean the fifteen hour day? That's pathetic, if it really is The Big One then it should start at zero hour and continue until The Rapture.

Or Monday morning, when we all have to go back to work. Pffft, lightweights.

Posted by deano (# 12063) on :

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Originally posted by Eutychus:
Here I was thinking all those nice liberals in Dead Horses and Purgatory were just misguided brethren. But now I find I've been lied to.

Yes, the Temple of Baal is apparently being erected in Times Square and Trafalgar Square on April 19, which is of course the same date as... well, a lot of bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths.

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"April 19 is the first day of a 13-day period of time known as 'the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast' that culminates on the high occult holy day of Beltane on May 1"

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Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants – men and women alike – would engage in bisexual orgies
And lest anyone be misled, this is not simply a memorial to Baal-worship. It's thinly disguised liberalism!

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Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor. While its macabre rituals have been sanitized with flowery and euphemistic terms of art, its core tenets and practices remain eerily similar
Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?

Just for prayer and strictly in confidence, you understand.

April 19th in Trafalgar Square? Okay, I don't mind hanging out of your back door in the name of Baal(ocks). I can take the stain if you can take the pain.

I'd prefer Penny S or Lyda, cos' three instead of two you know, but I'm not fussed.

BUT you are going to be facing the tent flap so if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you. They adding, me easing out. How amusing!

[ 12. April 2016, 20:38: Message edited by: deano ]

Posted by Doc Tor (# 9748) on :

Well, that was edifying.

Posted by deano (# 12063) on :

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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Well, that was edifying.

Perhaps for me! I suspect you will be using your considerable imagination.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

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Originally posted by deano:
Trafalgar Square (...) if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you.

I never knew you were a Genesis fan.

#who congregate around Trafalgar Square
taking potshots at the tourists#

[ETA forgot the later, also apposite (?) line
#sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill...#]

[ 12. April 2016, 21:45: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

Posted by deano (# 12063) on :

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Originally posted by Eutychus:

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Originally posted by deano:
Trafalgar Square (...) if you get pushed out the pigeons shite on you.
I never knew you were a Genesis fan.

#who congregate around Trafalgar Square
taking potshots at the tourists#

[ETA forgot the later, also apposite (?) line
#sometimes they use Vaseline, sometimes they use the pill...#]

Ha! You can forget Genesis. If you are giving me a stain we're having Ma Rainey of full blast!

And you can leave the Vaselin at home. It gives me a rash. KY Jelly is more up your alley.

Posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider (# 76) on :

You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?

Posted by Arethosemyfeet (# 17047) on :

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?

Nah, this sounds more like he's been necking the embalming fluid again.

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?

Looks like the bar has been propping him up.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
You been propping up the bar at the Rutland again?
Looks like the bar has been propping him up.

Albeit not well.

Posted by Sipech (# 16870) on :

*twiddles thumbs*

Still waiting for the great unmasking.

Might go sit in the park with the pelicans for a bit soon. Maybe they know something I don't.

Posted by Eutychus (# 3081) on :

Of course they do. They are unclean and used in satanic rituals.

Oh and according to this they are masonic, too.

[ 19. April 2016, 16:41: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

Posted by Ariel (# 58) on :

I thought pelicans were supposed to be a symbol of Christian piety and family devotion?

How the world has changed.

Posted by M. (# 3291) on :

I wasn't aware there was going to be an unveiling, I just wandered there at lunchtime to have a gander. There was a small arch, a lot of people and some people apparently playing what looked like reproduction ancient musical instruments, although I couldn't hear anything.

Very underwhelming for spawn of satan.

M.

Posted by Lyda*Rose (# 4544) on :

Spawn of Satan are a very sneaky bunch. [Paranoid]

Posted by Hedgehog (# 14125) on :

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Originally posted by M.:
I wasn't aware there was going to be an unveiling, I just wandered there at lunchtime to have a gander.

I thought a gander was a goose, not a pelican.
[Paranoid]

Posted by M. (# 3291) on :

Just shows how sneaky they are.

M.

Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :

Are we there yet?

Posted by Patdys (# 9397) on :

Today, I found myself listening to Little Earthquakes again.
I can tell you who the spawn of satan is...Orfeo?

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