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Thread: April 19: Liberals finally to be unmasked as Baal-worshippers
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Eutychus
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Here I was thinking all those nice liberals in Dead Horses and Purgatory were just misguided brethren. But now I find I've been lied to.
Yes, the Temple of Baal is apparently being erected in Times Square and Trafalgar Square on April 19, which is of course the same date as... well, a lot of bad stuff that happened on other April 19ths.
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"April 19 is the first day of a 13-day period of time known as 'the Blood Sacrifice to the Beast' that culminates on the high occult holy day of Beltane on May 1"
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Adults would gather around the altar of Baal. Infants would then be burned alive as a sacrificial offering to the deity. Amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh, congregants – men and women alike – would engage in bisexual orgies
And lest anyone be misled, this is not simply a memorial to Baal-worship. It's thinly disguised liberalism!
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Modern liberalism deviates little from its ancient predecessor. While its macabre rituals have been sanitized with flowery and euphemistic terms of art, its core tenets and practices remain eerily similar
Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
Just for prayer and strictly in confidence, you understand.
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Stetson
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CBN wouldn't load on my computer, so I googled and got the Snopes debunking of this.
Assuming that I've correctly surmised the gist of the CBN link, it's kind of ironic that they are, for all intents and purposes, on the same side of the broad issues involved as ISIS is.
(Well, that is, if something can be ironic and predictable at the same time.)
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LeRoc
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Fucking shit, he's onto us!
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Eutychus
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Your need to use swear words merely serves to prove my point ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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LeRoc
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Eutychus: Your need to use swear words merely serves to prove my point
Absolutely. Blasted, I need to think quickly here … Perhaps try a diversion tactic?
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Ariel
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"Synder also notes a series of horrific events that occurred on April 19:
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● April 20, 1999 – Columbine High School massacre.
● April 16, 2007 – Virginia Tech massacre.
● April 16, 2013 – Boston Marathon explosions."
Not sure how the 16th and 20th both occurred on the 19th but never mind. It's only a minor detail and shouldn't stand in the way of an interesting theory.
I'd like to suggest adding
● July 1, 1916 - Battle of the Somme
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● September 1, 1939 - start of World War 2
as they both have a 19 in them.
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mdijon
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
Perhaps try a diversion tactic?
Definitely. Always best to flag diversions explicitly first.
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LeRoc
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Ariel: both have a 19 in them.
I was born in a year that starts with 19!! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Beenster
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Ariel: both have a 19 in them.
I was born in a year that starts with 19!!
Me too, and I was once 19, as was my father and mother.
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Ariel
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"Is it just a coincidence that we are erecting arches for this ancient deity in New York and London on a date that is exceedingly significant for those that worship this ancient deity?"
Obviously, there must be hordes of people in London wanting an arch put up for Baal. There's probably a petition about it somewhere on the internet if you look hard enough.
Though I'm not sure about Trafalgar Square as a location. Might it not be better in Baalham?
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LeRoc
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mdijon: Always best to flag diversions explicitly first.
This is to lull him into a false sense of security. I'll be coming in with my killer argument aaaaany minute now.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Ariel:
"Is it just a coincidence that we are erecting arches for this ancient deity in New York and London on a date that is exceedingly significant for those that worship this ancient deity?"
Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.
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LeRoc
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mousethief: Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
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Pigwidgeon
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My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.
That explains why your avatar is an owl and your name is, well, from that series.
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Pigwidgeon
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
My grandmother's birthday was April 19, but I never realized she was a worshipper of Baal.
That explains why your avatar is an owl and your name is, well, from that series.
Drat! You're on to me!
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Dogwalker
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The Boston Marathon is run on Patriot's day, which was Apr 19 until the date was changed to the third Monday in April.
"Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year."
(If you need a Longfellow fix, Paul Revere's Ride.)
On the morning of 19 Apr 1775, the British and the Americans fought at Lexington and Concord.
Somehow, that's been missed in the list, but perhaps it explains why London and New York.
So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!
Full disclosure: I'm pretty liberal.
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Stetson
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So, is CBN saying the American Revolution was caused by Baal worship? That seems unAmerican of them!
Actually, conspiratorial linking of America's civil religion with the occult is, at least in some quarters, as American as apple pie.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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mousethief: Hell, I once got an erection at the Golden Arches! I was working cashier and this really hot girl walked in. I can't remember if I was a liberal then.
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
No. No, it wasn't.
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LeRoc
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
No. No, it wasn't.
Definitely liberal!
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Lyda*Rose
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
Was your instinctive response "I'll need to do a ritual of penitence for at least five hours?"
No. No, it wasn't.
Definitely liberal!
Definitely a very young man.
The main thing I know about baal is that is a pretty good word for some letter groupings in Bookworm.
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Ricardus
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I was going to post something snarky, poking fun at Eutychus for falling for an obvious spoof, when I thought I had better Google the websites just to be sure.
Oh dear ...
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dyfrig
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The Last Days again?
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Firenze
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Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.
'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.
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Firenze
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I didn't say they contained all of the same letters. But a nod is as good as a red rag to a deaf elephant.
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Eutychus
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Typical liberal pagan obfuscation.
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LeRoc
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Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.
'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.
That's very close to "labial," which I'm sure was on your lips.
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?
Not at all. I require full details for me to be titillated... sorry, for you to be liberated. Brother.
(Seriously, that's what gets me in those articles. Indulging in 'delicious terror' from the safe distance of sanctimony).
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Schroedinger's cat
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Eutychus: Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
BTW, do I detect a tone of jealousy here?
There is from here. I mean, I have been maintaining my pure Evangelical stance for years, and look what I have been missing out on.
Us evos have to pay for our debauchery, you know. It isn't part of the package.
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David Goode
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
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Originally posted by Firenze:
Plus 'liberal' and 'Baal' contain the same letters! Coincidence? I think not.
I didn't realise you were so bad at anagrams.
'Belial' is much closer, and even worse. Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.
"Liberal pagan" is an anagram of "Beg April anal". Can't be a coincidence!
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Eutychus
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Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
Us evos have to pay for our debauchery, you know. It isn't part of the package.
I didn't even know it was available as an add-on for a fee.
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Matt Black
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
Especially as Wikipedia tells me it can also be spelled Beliar.
That's very close to 'Blair' which, come to think of it, makes a lot of sense...
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dyfrig
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I'd always been suspicious of Lionel Blair and those so-called "charades" on Give Us A Clue.
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Firenze
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Originally posted by dyfrig:
I'd always been suspicious of Lionel Blair and those so-called "charades" on Give Us A Clue.
They certainly represented an orgy of something or other.
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There’s a Lebanese diner near my work which has replicas of artefacts from their country on the walls. They include carvings of the god Baal.
I may be risking my immortal soul by eating there, but I think it’s probably worth it on balance. I think they must put crack cocaine in the hummus. It is that tasty.
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Marvin the Martian
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Originally posted by Beenster:
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Ariel: both have a 19 in them.
I was born in a year that starts with 19!!
Me too, and I was once 19, as was my father and mother.
Paul Hardcastle is clearly the chief prophet of Baal. Who knew?
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dyfrig
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And Adele, it seems. Though she seems to be regularly adjusting herself for inflation.
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Marvin the Martian
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Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.
If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.
You're not a eunuch, are you?
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Our egregious parish priest (known to some as Father Fuckwit) is forever bleating on about 'our liberal friends' in a sneering tone. He, OTOH, is getting pretty close to worshipping the BVM as the fourth person of the Trinity (I think he has now accepted her as his Co-Redemptrix), so I am rather tempted, as a Godless Pagan Liberal, to call upon my Lord Ba'al to come and bloody well sort him out.............
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Originally posted by Eutychus:
Would all the Ship's liberals please form an orderly queue to share details of their bisexual orgies amid horrific screams and the stench of charred human flesh?
That just sounds like life on the Northern Line at rush hour.
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.
If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.
You're not a eunuch, are you?
No - though i thought eunuchs were much in demand.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by la vie en rouge:
There’s a Lebanese diner near my work which has replicas of artefacts from their country on the walls. They include carvings of the god Baal.
I may be risking my immortal soul by eating there, but I think it’s probably worth it on balance. I think they must put crack cocaine in the hummus. It is that tasty.
There was on a time a Lebanese restaurant about 25 minutes north of here via freeway that had similarly good babaganoosh (sp?). Also very good wine. So good we buy it by the case now and it's the Mousehold house wine for special occasions. Doesn't have Baal on the label (there's those letters again) though.
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LeRoc
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mousethief: Also very good wine. [...] Doesn't have Baal on the label though.
Below the picture, it says "Mis en bouteille au château". A keen observer only needs little clues.
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Matt Black
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Originally posted by leo:
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
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Originally posted by leo:
I must be missing out because I don't get invited to these orgies.
If you can't even get invited to an orgy by joining the Godless Liberal Baal-Worshippers, it's probably because there's something wrong with you.
You're not a eunuch, are you?
No - though i thought eunuchs were much in demand.
"Eunuchs wanted - apply without."
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mousethief
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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mousethief:Also very good wine. [...] Doesn't have Baal on the label though.
Below the picture, it says "Mis en bouteille au château". A keen observer only needs little clues.
A paradox! A paradox! A most ingenious paradox!
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"Eunuchs wanted - apply without."
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