My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   »   » Oblivion   » (Not Exactly) Vegetary Dictionary (Page 0) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3    Source: (consider it) Thread: (Not Exactly) Vegetary Dictionary jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                       Will went to Warrington to waste a week watching weightlifting whilst waiting for his wife to get weary of the wildlife website. Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Xavier went to Xalapa expecting to eat some xacuti. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Yvonne sailed her yacht to Yarmouth, yelling at the young'uns yackety-yacking yobbishly whilst doing yoga. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Zelda in her zebra print zoot suit zipped along on her zimmer, on the way to her zither lesson. I think we can do it again. Someone start us off with A . -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Amy was airborne on her way to Argentina, wearing an alpaca sweater and hoping to visit the Andes. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                       Beth was banned from Birmingham after her bull went beserk in the Bullring. Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Carl careened carelessly all the way to California, where he cooked up some crab, clam chowder, and a Cobb salad, and then chased condors along the coast. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Daisy dived out of the disco delivering her distressed dayglo dancing shoes to the doorman as she departed. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Elaine took the early evening elevator to ease her exercised legs and was expecting to eat some eggs in the eatery. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Frances frantically flew up the stairs to her fourth-floor flat, only to find that her former friend Frieda had filched all the furniture, the food, and her new frilly flowered frock, causing her to say "F**K". -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        George gorged gastronomically on garlic bread, gingernuts and giant gorgonzolas till his gay green goatskin garment gave up the ghost. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Harriet habitually hiked up the hill to Harrowgate in order to hire a hammer and a hacksaw. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Isobel individually interfered in Ichabod's idiosyncratic, informational inventory, intentionally inserting intermittent innuendos into inflammatory internet instagrams. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Jerome journeyed in a jet to Jamaica, in his new jaunty jade-color jacket, just to enjoy some jerk Javelina. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Kieran kayaked to Korea in his kaftan singing Kum-by-Yah, keen to kiss a Korean and eat some kosher kedgeree. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Larry languished in La-La-Land in his lounging pajamas longing for a luscious layer of loganberries on his lettuce. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Mother marched from Montana to Maryland in a mink coat to marry a marvelous millionaire she met at a mushroom market. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Nathan nipped nimbly up to Nantucket to nab a natty necklace for his naughty, but nice, niece. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Oliver overdrove to Oshkosh to open officially an objectionably overripe olive outside the oratory. [ 05. September 2016, 03:05: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ] -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Peter picked a Pasha's pocket in Palmermo,permanently preventing police paymasters' palatial payouts . -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Quentin quickly and quietly smoothed his quilted cape, and extended a quivering hand holding a quart of highest quality quince jelly to The Queen. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Rupert rafted rapidly down the Rhine in the rain, ravenous for ripe, rancid rat rissoles. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Wet Kipper Circus Runaway # 1654 Posted                        Serena sailed swiftly to Singapore, slowly singing sweet songs in her sleek speeding silver SunSeeker San Remo , serenading the seals, sharks and Seagulls [ 05. September 2016, 20:56: Message edited by: Wet Kipper ] -------------------- - insert randomly chosen, potentially Deep and Meaningful™ song lyrics here - Posts: 9841 | From: further up the Hill | Registered: Nov 2001  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        . . .snacking on sunflower seeds. We musn't neglect our vegetables you know -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Thomas teetered tentatively towards the Thames tunnel, trying to turn Tessa's tumultuous temper tantrum to tendresse. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Una undulated up to Ulster, 'umbly and unassertively going unclothed, but carrying an umbrella. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Vera vacationed in Venice and vivaciously vivisected a Vicar. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Wally wobbled off to Wimbledon to watch a woolly wombat wallop a wobbly wasp by the wayside. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Xena exited to Xi'an to stay at a xenodochium and indulge in her xenomania while watching the X-files. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Yesterday, Yancy and Yolanda and their yappy Yorkie set out for the Yukon, yearning to run a Yeti refuge, and a yellow yam farm. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Zachary zipped along the Zuiderzee, sporting a zuchetto and sniffing zinnias. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Arthur awaited the arrival of Annabelle, and she appeared at last, angry and agitated, with a bag of artichokes. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Bob bobbled off to Boston to buy boxes of broccoli broken into bits by burly bigots. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Caroline clumsily climbed the into the castle with her cello, a chimpanzee, and a couple of cantaloupes. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Oooh! That sounds like a party! Donald doddled off to Darlington during a dreadful downpour to date the dreary dowager duchess. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Evangeline evangelised in Equitorial realms and eventually even entered the eternal extremes of ecstasy with Eric in Estonia. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Frederick floated over to France, where he fed on fois gras, flirted with fashionistas, and frittered away his finances. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Gilda glided gracefully in her gondola toward Geneva, greeting gentle giants and grazing on garlic and grapes. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Hubert huddled in his hovercraft hastening toward the Hamptons while he had a hankering for home-made hominy grits with honey and huckleberries. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Ian initiated the idea that I isolate Indira in an igloo in Iceland with an idiosyncratic Irishman, imagining their incandescent ire. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Jane, jabbering jauntily, joined the jesters' jousting jamboree, jubilantly jiggling jaw-breaking jujubes. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                       Kevin kicked a kolander, then kept kilometres from Karen, who did not take kindly to the kindergartenisation of kitchens. Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Lucy landed in London, looking for some lasagna but had leftover lentils instead. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Doone Shipmate # 18470 Posted                        Melanie motored up the M6 to Manchester, moaning to her mother while munching on a meal of M&Ms and musing on methods of murder. Posts: 2208 | From: UK | Registered: Sep 2015  |  IP: Logged jacobsen seeker # 14998 Posted                        Natalie nostalgically noted the necessary nighties for nine nights in Northern Nigeria. -------------------- But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy The man who made time, made plenty. Posts: 8040 | From: Æbleskiver country | Registered: Aug 2009  |  IP: Logged Pearl B4 Swine Ship's Oyster-Shucker # 11451 Posted                        Oscar ordinarily ordered oatmeal and olives when in Oslo, but after his outing with other Old Organ Observers, he went overboard on oysters, oranges and okra. -------------------- Oinkster "I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job) Posts: 3622 | From: The Keystone State | Registered: May 2006  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Peter pitti-patted off to Poughkeepsie to purchase a portable potty purposed for petulant politicians. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        Queenie quick-stepped it all the way to Queretaro on a quest for quesadillas. -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       Rupert rushed off to Ravenna ravenous for a rump roast with a rhubarb and radish reduction. -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Pages in this thread: 1  2  3    Printer-friendly view Go to: Select a board: Category: Ship's business -------------------- The Styx Category: Community discussion -------------------- Heaven Purgatory Hell All Saints Category: Special interest discussion -------------------- Ecclesiantics Kerygmania The Circus Dead Horses The Eighth Day Category: Ship's Locker -------------------- Glory Limbo Category: Things we did -------------------- Nativity Play Auctions The Laugh Judgment The Da Vinci Code Chapter & Worse Contact us | Ship of Fools | Privacy statement © Ship of Fools 2016 UBB.classicTM 6.5.0