Ship of Fools: I have the POWER!

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Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

So, be nice my fawning shitstains or I'll wipe you off my board.

Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :

Alfie, you're such a flirt!

Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

You remind me of Skinhead.

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

Awwww! You say the sweetest things!
[Axe murder]

Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

Nice outfit, Qlib. Would you like to come over for coffee?

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

You find the grey dress and bonnet fetching? That's nice.

Thank you for your kind offer, but I avoid all artificial stimulants, so I must decline.

Beer, on the other hand....

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

Coffee is 100% natural. No artificial stimulants at all.

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

Well, OK, basically avoid anything that helps men to stay awake.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

So, join me for a late-night skin flick?

[ 08. May 2011, 16:37: Message edited by: Alfred E. Neuman ]

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

Playing happily by themselves is a good second best.

Or should that be with?

Posted by Pants (# 999) on :

Alf... whatever your pretend name is... I do wish you'd get back to your *real* name. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

Gosh, Pants! You can call me Daniel, anytime!

Posted by Imaginary Friend (# 186) on :

I thought anonymity was all part of the allure. You know, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" and all that.

Posted by Pants (# 999) on :

Who's Daniel? [Razz]

Posted by art dunce (# 9258) on :

I thought the thread was going to be about He-Man.

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Imaginary Friend:
I thought anonymity was all part of the allure. You know, "treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" and all that.

Allure?

Are we still talking about Alf?

Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

I'm crushed QLib. We could have had such beautiful children.

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

God knows it's tempting, Alf, but I think eating other people's children would be frowned upon even on an H&A day.

I still have the gingerbread house, if you want to come over,but coffee tends to make it go soggy.

Posted by Ye Olde Motherboarde (# 54) on :

I wish someone would flirt with ME. JB has been ignoring me lately. [Frown]

[ 09. May 2011, 00:36: Message edited by: Alfred E. Neuman ]

Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :

"Because Mousethief Asked For It"
An Occasional-Verse

Because it was asked for
We decided to do it

Not because it was wise,
Nor because it was ordered
But simply
Out of kindness

Sometimes, these things seem right
Often, they do not—but we do them anyway
Just . . . just because.

There is beauty in some such acts
In others, there is joy
In all of them, though, is Something
A Something that matters
A Something that is good.

.

Thankyou.

Posted by Sober Preacher's Kid (# 12699) on :

My eyes are weeping with joy at the sight of that beautiful poem.

[ 09. May 2011, 03:20: Message edited by: mousethief ]

Posted by Ye Olde Motherboarde (# 54) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ye Olde Motherboarde:
I wish someone would flirt with ME. JB has been ignoring me lately.

Ah, Alfred..... just a question - Did you change my original post? [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Alfred E. Neuman (# 6855) on :

Yes, I corrected your spelling. So spank me.

[ 09. May 2011, 07:22: Message edited by: Pyx_e ]

Posted by AristonAstuanax (# 10894) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
My eyes are weeping with joy at the sight of that beautiful poem.

Why thank you, Mousekid. If that one made your eyes bleed with joy, I've got another one just for you!

"Sobriety"

What pain is this, upon my early dawn?
'Tis like the Death, but far less merciful
For She doth promise Heaven's own sweet lawn,
But this will give but cause for me to drool.

Oh why, oh why did I late stay again?
Forsooth, I ha' often trod this path of woe;
I knew this to come, when I did begin,
When Jalisco's first shot, back I did throw.

And then the GIN, and hard cider to chase,
A pint of ale, then another to check
What the others had done, passed by my face,
Before my lips found a sweet lassie's neck.

That last might explain my throbbing black eye;
For I was right dumb; I ask myself, "WHY???"

Posted by Zappa (# 8433) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Alfred E. Neuman:
Yes, I corrected your spelling. So spank me.

Why do you get all the fun, shithead?

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

cos Jesus loves me, Him or Tubbs, things are so bad I get them cofused [sic] these days.

[ 09. May 2011, 14:40: Message edited by: mousethief ]

Posted by Geneviève (# 9098) on :

Mousethief, you rock! (Not to be confused with "Alf, you rock.")

[ 09. May 2011, 21:45: Message edited by: mousethief ]

Posted by Ye Olde Motherboarde (# 54) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Alfred E. Neuman:
Yes, I corrected your spelling. So spank me.

The thought is giving me pause, but you will have to be within my arm's length, so that means if you want that spanking, you will have to come east, young man.
[Killing me]

Posted by Geneviève (# 9098) on :

Gee MT, you are a sensitive soul!! And deserve to be included in compliments. You do indeed rock at the level of the PTB in this place. [Big Grin]

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

Yus, yus.

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