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Thread: Heaven: 100 other uses for an Orthodox priest
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Raspberry Rabbit
Will preach for food
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I of course will not be participating in this thread since I think that coming up for alternate uses for people is really wrong.......
Viking bait
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[ 18. June 2005, 16:13: Message edited by: KenWritez ]
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DMcV
Shipmate
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Gillette Mach III demonstrator.
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Ruudy
Shipmate
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Large chessman.
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Callan
Shipmate
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A quick straw poll, here at the Feliks Dzerzinsky Workers Collective suggested manual labourer in the Siberian uranium mines. Although Mehmet, from Islamic Jihad, next door - nice lad, popped in to borrow a cup of sugar - suggested that all you need to do is tax them an extra 10% and ban them from ringing church bells and they'll be retraining as Imams before you can say 'Fall of Constantinople'. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Personally, I think they add greatly to the gaiety of the nation as they are, thank you very much.
[ 04. November 2004, 13:58: Message edited by: Callan ]
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ChristinaMarie
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Shopping Mall / Department Store Father Christmas/Santa - with genuine beard! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Goodric
Shipmate
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Mobile Scouring Pad
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Adeodatus
Shipmate
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I've heard that fully vested, they can be hung from the ceiling and used as a disco glitter-ball.
But if you're standing directly underneath, don't look up!
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Alt Wally
Cardinal Ximinez
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Ours is used for convert trawling. Check that, I mean public relations.
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Leetle Masha
Cantankerous Anchoress
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Ours was used for a church janitor, gardener and general plumber/handyman until he got a transfer to another parish. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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RooK
1 of 6
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This is funny.
Heaven is for funny threads.
So up it goes.
-RooK
Hellhost
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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The beard can be used to stuff pillows.
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babybear
Bear faced and cheeky with it
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Haikus are 5,7 and then 5. Not 4,7,4.
I was reading this thread to Gremlin and he suggest that you can dip an O Priest in liquid nitrogen and then use as a loo brush.
Are we going to have a chance to test out any of these ideas? Any stray O Priests around?
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Leetle Masha
Cantankerous Anchoress
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If O priests stray, they are usually laicized, so you'd have to catch them very quickly or they might not make as satisfactory a loo brush. The beards tend to come off.
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sophs
Sardonic Angel
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quote:
Originally posted by babybear:
I was reading this thread to Gremlin and he suggest that you can dip an O Priest in liquid nitrogen and then use as a loo brush.
Wouldn't it have to be a larger than normal loo to fit a priest down it?
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Use him as a Xmas Tree, provided he is stuffed of course and upright.
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Ship of Fools-World Party
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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In mufti, a panhandler trainer.
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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by babybear:
Haikus are 5,7 and then 5. Not 4,7,4.
That's one way of doing it. A contrasting way is to count beats instead of syllables, using a pattern of 2,3,2.
Then again I also disagree with Rook.
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Adeodatus
Shipmate
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I'd just like to say I was going to start a complementary thread on alternative uses for an Anglican bishop. Then I remembered that most of them are completely, utterly useless....
.... except for their invaluable role of being the subjects of threads in Hell and Dead Horses. ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Leetle Masha
Cantankerous Anchoress
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Never mind, Adeodatus, you can play this game just as well as anyone. Don't you know a lot of Anglican priests who have been used as loo brushes? I could name (but I wouldn't dare), quite a few! I also know some who have been used as Christmas trees.
The most interesting use for Episcopalian priests in the U.S. is as dancing partners for debutantes at charity balls.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Er...why are we attempting to recycle an Orthodox priest?
As opposed to Angli, RC, and many flavors of ministers?
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Kindling.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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Dip beard in melted butter.
Use to spread on sheets of filo pastry when making baklava or spanakopita.
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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quote:
Originally posted by Coot:
Dip beard in melted butter.
Use to spread on sheets of filo pastry when making baklava or spanakopita.
Be sure to comb it out first, however, so that it doesn't shed; beardie bits between the teeth are Not Aesthetic.
Rossweisse // practical tips you never got from Martha Stewart
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J. J. Ramsey
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quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
Er...why are we attempting to recycle an Orthodox priest?
Recycling an Orthodox priest? Wouldn't that get you Soylent Plot™?
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Phos Hilaron
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Cleaning chimneys.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Keep Prince Charles quiet.
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