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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
So, GS posts a link to an article poking fun at people most of us enjoy doing so to. And the best we can do is slag him off for poor formatting?
Oh yes, and make jokes so pathetic that even Circus Hosts cringe.
Oh, for the fondly remembered Glory Daze of a Hell that never was.
Just waiting for you to show us how it should be done.
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Doc Tor
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
So, GS posts a link to an article poking fun at people most of us enjoy doing so to. And the best we can do is slag him off for poor formatting?
Oh yes, and make jokes so pathetic that even Circus Hosts cringe.
Oh, for the fondly remembered Glory Daze of a Hell that never was.
Just waiting for you to show us how it should be done.
Oh hush. I'm having a nice doze in a comfy chair.
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mdijon
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Posted
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
And the best we can do is slag him off for poor formatting?
He kinda compounded that by coming up with a spectacularly transparent and daft justification for the poor formatting.
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ɯqıɿou uoɿıqɯ nojidm mdijon
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lilBuddha
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But Firenze, I was taught to follow those with more experience. So very much more experience.
Ah, so that was the snoring then, Doc Tor. Thought it was a lorry with a bad silencer.
mdijon, yeah and the ageist remark rattled a few bones as well. But I'd of thought at least a few remarks here would be about the daft buggers in the link.
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Kelly Alves
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It's the Oblivion purge. People are always giddy and euphoric after extreme weight loss.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
But Firenze, I was taught to follow those with more experience. So very much more experience.
Sure you'll never learn younger.
I think the paucity of direct comment on the leaflet may be because the link goes to Twitter commentary about it, so it all becomes a bit meta.
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orfeo
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
But Firenze, I was taught to follow those with more experience. So very much more experience.
You're one of the adults now, darling. It's time to lead. It's time to give rather than receive. It's time to be the active participant rather than the passive.
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lilBuddha
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I am a passive participant? Me. Really?
That was BTW, a joke; a playful, ageist joke.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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orfeo
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And that was an anal sex joke. It's less fun, though, when I have to explain that.
[ 08. January 2015, 00:37: Message edited by: orfeo ]
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lilBuddha
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Oh bugger.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Kelly Alves
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(sigh)
Every time I see that thread title I think, "Squelch, squelch, squelch." You two aren't helping.
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orfeo
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We're not here to help.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Oh bugger.
Hehehehe.
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lilBuddha
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
(sigh)
Every time I see that thread title I think, "Squelch, squelch, squelch." You two aren't helping.
Anal sex is not really my thing, but when you talk all sexy like that....
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Kelly Alves
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Just wait until you hear my SFX for teabagging.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pyx_e
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Milk in first?
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This page looks wrong - it's too narrow, too easily readable. Would a kindly Host please break the scroll lock for us?
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Doc Tor
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You see, I've only been in the job bare weeks, and already I can't tell whether that's irony, sarcasm, or a cry for help.
Also, I'm looking at the Ship on a PC with monitor bigger than the Moon*. So who knows?
*may or may not be irony and/or sarcasm.
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Albertus
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Milk in first?
That's not how the toffs do it...
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Posted
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Also, I'm looking at the Ship on a PC with monitor bigger than the Moon*. So who knows?
Maybe I can help with that.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
You see, I've only been in the job bare weeks, and already I can't tell whether that's irony, sarcasm, or a cry for help.
Also, I'm looking at the Ship on a PC with monitor bigger than the Moon*. So who knows?
*may or may not be irony and/or sarcasm.
We broke him! We broke him! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
[ 09. January 2015, 01:53: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Posted
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Also, I'm looking at the Ship on a PC with monitor bigger than the Moon*.
The Belfiestick may be for you. For a mere $79.99 you, yes YOU, can now take better shots of your own ass from any angle.
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Doc Tor
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Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
The Belfiestick may be for you. For a mere $79.99 you, yes YOU, can now take better shots of your own ass from any angle.
Bullguard has kindly protected me from whatever horrific image lies the other side of that link.
Others may not be so lucky, so proceed with caution...
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Doc Tor
Deepest Red
# 9748
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Posted
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Doc Tor:
You see, I've only been in the job bare weeks, and already I can't tell whether that's irony, sarcasm, or a cry for help.
Also, I'm looking at the Ship on a PC with monitor bigger than the Moon*. So who knows?
*may or may not be irony and/or sarcasm.
We broke him! We broke him!
Sanity is not a requirement of the job.
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Kelly Alves
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But losing it is, so, once again-- we broke him! we broke him!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Doc Tor
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Posted
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
But losing it is, so, once again-- we broke him! we broke him!
Tea and cake all round?
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Net Spinster
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I understand Cthulhu appears if a hell host loses sanity. Will tea and cake satisfy him?
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Doc Tor
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IIRC, a sanity roll is made after Cthulu appears. Of course, the stars may be aligned correctly, in which case all bets are off.
(Ai! Ai!)
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Net Spinster:
I understand Cthulhu appears if a hell host loses sanity. Will tea and cake satisfy him?
If that were the case then Cthulhu would be a permanent fixture.
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ThunderBunk
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Schtuppp....schtuppp.....schtupp.....schttupppp....[as orgasm is approached]
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Foolish, potentially deranged witterings
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Posted
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
quote:
Originally posted by Net Spinster:
I understand Cthulhu appears if a hell host loses sanity. Will tea and cake satisfy him?
If that were the case then Cthulhu would be a permanent fixture.
Is it a standing invitation, though, or time-limited?
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Cthulhu
PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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Posted
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
IIRC, a sanity roll is made after Cthulu appears. Of course, the stars may be aligned correctly, in which case all bets are off.
(Ai! Ai!)
THE STARS ARE LOOKING REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW, BUDDY.
YOU MINIONS HAVE FORCED ME TO DO MY OWN SANITY ROLL. YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL? HUNGRY. HUNGRY FOR TASTY, TASTY SOULS.
NOW, CAN WE GO BACK TO JOYFULLY CELEBRATING BUTTSEX AND THE SCANDALOUS NOISE IT PRODUCES?
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Cthulhu
PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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Originally posted by Doc Tor:
Take Kelly first. It's her fault.
NO, I THINK I WILL START WITH THE LITTLE SHIT WHO SPELLED MY NAME WRONG.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
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Originally posted by Patdys:
ITTWAEGW
Nice one. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Doc Tor
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Lovecraft's dead already. As is Ashton Smith. Ramsay Campbell's still with us, though. I'll give him a bell, and you can take it up with him.
(though with Ramsey's voice, you'll probably be able to hear his response in R'lyeh.)
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orfeo
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# 13878
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Posted
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:
ITTWAEGW
Nice one.
Someone's going to have to explain it to me. Evil Genius? Ex-Gay?
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Sadly, you will no longer be able to listen to The Sounds of Sodomy. The band is breaking up because 'Leute, wir können einfach nicht mehr den Song ,,Fick das Faultier´´ spielen.'*
*people, we can simply no more the song 'Fuck the Sloth' play.
Cultural tragedy I think we'd all agree.
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orfeo
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Hellhost 101? You think that I should have taken a comparative religions course to see how other faiths punish their wicked as a starting point for this place?
Listen pal, we've got quite enough difficulty around here getting the Judeo-Christian mob to all toe the line as to how the suffering is supposed to be meted out. I suppose at some point in time I might go on a fact-finding tour to other jurisdictions to find out how they do it (all expenses paid, of course) and see if there's any helpful ideas we could adapt for here, but right now it's challenge enough establishing which sins are unforgivable or deadly. Obtaining decent translations is just the first problem.
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mousethief
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Shiva and Cthulu sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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THAT BITCH BROKE MY HEART.
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orfeo
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Shiva and Cthulu sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
This truly made me laugh out loud.
[ 10. January 2015, 22:03: Message edited by: orfeo ]
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mousethief
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# 953
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Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Shiva and Cthulu sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
This truly made me laugh out loud.
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Originally posted by Dennis the Menace:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
If we shoved a spigot up his arse do you think it would keep him quiet?
He might even enjoy it!!!!
Just not in Ireland ...
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Mudfrog
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Erm...
The OP's link leads to the page where you read, "While it's unknown which Christian group produced the anti-gay propaganda..."
The picture of the leaflet, and every image I have seen of it is the same one, is a photo of a slightly shabby leaflet, but there is no link to where the leaflet came from, which group published it, etc, etc.
2 thoughts occur to me:
1) Is this actually for real?? It could be a spoof. Why is there no organisation listed on the leaflet? Do you not think that if there was a real campaign it would have a contact detail, the title of the group? If it was, say, the Irish Family Campaign (if there is one), that would be on the leaflet. It would publicise their cause.
There is nothing - that is suspicious.
2) Forgive me but a couple of phrases read slightly 'Catholic' to me. This suggests this is not a Christian far right group (if by that, one means evangelical). Protestants - especially evangelicals - do not refer to Jesus as 'Our Lord' when referring to him. In conversation or in print they would simply say Jesus or the Lord Jesus; but only Catholics refer to Christ as Our Lord (or Mary as Our Lady).
Also there is the phrase 'unholy acts'. Evangelicals talk about sin, or sinful acts, but not usually 'unholy acts'.
So as I follow the link and followed the links on Google, all I find is this one, unsourced, scruffy leaflet and all the reaction against it; but no original campaign details.
All very dodgy to me.
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