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Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
listen, gentlemen, let's discuss orfeo's sad little sex life elsewhere, yes?

I really don't have much to say about it but as thread titles go it's hard to beat. And Hell is so slow these days even if it gets locked it will be on page one forever.

Unless of course the hosts decide the topic belongs on The Circus.

Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :

My chief objection is that his sad little sex life is so much better than my sad little sex life.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Actually this might have a future as TICH Dating and my sex life. I recently had occasion to investigate the joys of online 'dating' - Yes, that's a euphemism. But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.

Posted by Doublethink (# 1984) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.

Perchance I should have specified that - I go to bars for a drink, with a book.

Posted by Palimpsest (# 16772) on :

Isn't this the subject of an opera: Orfeo in Lesbos?

It's likely to perk up when he hits San Francisco.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.

In addition to being a pissy little pedant, you are also a brainwave thief. Get out of my brain, Mouse.

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.

We best not ask. [Eek!]

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

They either have tripods or very obliging friends.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.

I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.

Well, I said "seems." She is indeed no slouch in the looks department.

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
They either have tripods or very obliging friends.

That gives a whole 'nother meaning to this book title.

[ 29. June 2013, 22:58: Message edited by: mousethief ]

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

It's true: I did not waste a moment to dive into this thread to peruse its gory contents. Well played. Not quite as gotcha as the calling Alan Cresswell to Hell thread, which I should have been more dubious about. But still.

I feel that we should be selling "orfeo's Sad Little Sex Life" T-shirts or some such, to both feel exclusive/shocking as well as generating a fund so he can afford to actually have fun in NY. Instead of whateverthefuck he seems to be doing.

Posted by basso (# 4228) on :

"They visited orfeo's sad little sex life and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."

Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :

I haven't seen the other thread since I last posted on it. I'm wondering if I should go look, now.

My sex life has been pretty damn good recently. The assumption that I was going to a bar because I needed to get laid was a stupid assumption, which is why I chewed you out on it in the first place Sine.

Also, the lack of imagination you're showing tells me you'd be a pretty bad lay. No creativity.

Edit: okay so I went back to the other thread. Wrong Sine, wronger than wrong. Mr Smart Arse decides I didn't get laid in New York. I don't normally go around broadcasting my sex life, but just to rub your perpetually smug face in it for once, so you drop your superiority act, if that doesn't actually kill you: I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young. Now fuck off and die.

[ 29. June 2013, 23:49: Message edited by: orfeo ]

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Also, the lack of imagination you're showing tells me you'd be a pretty bad lay. No creativity.

Frankly I think enthusiasm is more important than creativity.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

(I hope orfeo isn't as easy to manipulate in real life.)

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

There you are, displaying creativity.

Can I just say, the FLP right just now before I post is a "Freedom and Song" dream grab?

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Greatest city in the world my arse. This place sucks. There I'VE SAID IT. On the Internet where it can be preserved for posterity and embarrass me when I'm famous. I dislike New York City, you bunch of assholes!

Oh dear! Apparently your tricks were neither creative nor enthusiastic. Sounds like the best you can go for is 'numerous', you Aussie slut.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

To be fair to Orfeo, NYC is like Father Guido Sarducchi's armpit in the summer, and everybody gets cranky as hell about it. As I recall.

Try late winder/early spring. Lovely, fresh, and everyone has chill-induced roses in their cheeks and an air of optimistic cheer.

Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on :

I'll bet it all started in the hotel laundry room. A handsome traveling salesman had filled up both machines at once and Orfeo had such a spectacular hissy fit, it caused the man to look up from his Wall Street Journal and fall in love.

Posted by Patdys (# 9397) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
There you are, displaying creativity.

Can I just say, the FLP right just now before I post is a "Freedom and Song" dream grab?

Sometimes I regret changing to the acronym.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
This place sucks.

(Apparently he got that part right.)

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

In more ways than one...

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
you bunch of assholes!

Posted by The Silent Acolyte (# 1158) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
listen, gentlemen, let's discuss orfeo's sad little sex life elsewhere, yes?
I really don't have much to say about it but as thread titles go it's hard to beat. And Hell is so slow these days even if it gets locked it will be on page one forever

Would someone favor us with the courtesy of a link?

Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on :

...or maybe it was when his luggage handle broke and someone mistook the telescopic handle he was waving around for something else.

Posted by Patdys (# 9397) on :

quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Would someone favor us with the courtesy of a link?

Channeling Orfeo are you?
Read TICTH.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Perhaps we should backtrack and see what happened in Toronto and Chicago. I had no idea he was so promiscuous.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Perhaps we should backtrack and see what happened in Toronto and Chicago. I had no idea he was so promiscuous.

Perhaps he hired a (kof) lad to carry his luggage?

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

'Luggage'? Is that like 'Junk'?

Posted by Sober Preacher's Kid (# 12699) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Perhaps we should backtrack and see what happened in Toronto and Chicago. I had no idea he was so promiscuous.

I met orfeo in Ottawa. I can thankfully report that nothing came up, neither his sex life or the other reference of this way-too-easy innuendo.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
'Luggage'? Is that like 'Junk'?

Depends on how sad and little it is, I suppose. Or who's lugging it.

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

Well, I think someone who goes to bars for social interaction and not intending to get laid and then gets laid three times has little to complain about.

So there must be more to this intriguing tale. "Social interaction" is clearly a euphemism. But for what??? My mind is spinning.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

'social intercourse'

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

Well, he clearly got the latter.

Maybe they weren't polite.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Maybe he started talking about music.

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink:

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.
Perchance I should have specified that - I go to bars for a drink, with a book.

Which book? Getting the right title can be the difference between carpet burns and abject failure.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Which book? Getting the right title can be the difference between carpet burns and abject failure.

This may not be it.

Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Well, I think someone who goes to bars for social interaction and not intending to get laid and then gets laid three times has little to complain about.

So there must be more to this intriguing tale. "Social interaction" is clearly a euphemism. But for what??? My mind is spinning.

The only thing I have to complain about is your lack of logic. Exemplified by the words 'and then'.

You know what? You can all fuck off and die. A persons sex life is not an appropriate topic for a thread. I didn't fucking bring it up. I said something about bars. It wasn't all about a specific bar on a specific night, but hey, the master of gay smut decided he could add a few things together and make something of it.

I bet you've never seen a Host flounce before. So watch carefully. I'm ignoring the fucking lot of you down here in Hell until I return to duties. If I return to duties. Right now I'd sooner lock the fucking place up and tell you to go stick something sharp in very unpleasant places.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.

Posted by The Silent Acolyte (# 1158) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Patdys:

quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Would someone favor us with the courtesy of a link?
Channeling Orfeo are you?

Tosser.

quote:
Read TICTH.

Or, you could have just served up the link.

[ 30. June 2013, 01:33: Message edited by: The Silent Acolyte ]

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.

I once passed someone a note in Latin in the old Eagle's Nest in NYC (not there anymore, more's the pity).

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Did it achieve its objective?

Posted by Sioni Sais (# 5713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

That's your sex life, orfeo's is, I believe, different. Moreover, "carpet burns" et al are your defence mechanism, a bit like Black people using the "N" word. Besides which it's NYC and bars orfeo is railing against.

While you're at it why not call every other participant of the "A Truth Universally Acknowledged" thread in AS here? Why not all of them? Heck even straight folk have risible sex lives.

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.

Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.

I might need to reconsider my game.

quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink:
I go to bars for a drink, with a book.

me too!

I think we're doing it wrong...

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.

if only photogeniality (is that a word?) were enough. I'm beginning to suspect my shy and demure demeanor might be putting men off. Obviously I need to work on my assertiveness.

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

okay, I laughed.

Hard.

Healed up yet, baby? [Big Grin]

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young.

road trip to New York, anyone?

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

quote:
Originally posted by comet:

quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young.
road trip to New York, anyone?

Ship meets would be so much more fun if there was more casual sex.

But, damn, I was in New York three weeks ago. You could have called it then. I can't afford another airfare.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
While you're at it why not call every other participant of the "A Truth Universally Acknowledged" thread in AS here? Why not all of them? Heck even straight folk have risible sex lives.

Orfeo, who claims to be such a Hell expert, would've been wiser not to announce that he's been tricking up a storm in the Big Apple. Although it's pretty damn impressive!

Posted by Palimpsest (# 16772) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.

Were you trolling for priests?

Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

Yeah, well you welcome and encourage this, but not everyone feels the same way. I'm afraid your excellent wit doesn't always disguise what a bitch you can be.

[ 30. June 2013, 08:26: Message edited by: Yorick ]

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Did it achieve its objective?

As a matter of fact -- yes, it did! [Axe murder]

Posted by Alan Cresswell (# 31) on :

Sine, I know you are very clever and can be very funny. But you can also seem a maliciously vindictive shit who doesn't see when enough is enough. Dragging out a small detail posted about someone's private life into a "ooh! look at this!" thread certainly appears to me to fall into the vindictive shit rather than clever and funny category.

Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on :

Oh jeeze. Some of you didn't have enough siblings if you can't tell the difference between affectionate teasing and malicious slander.

If I was Orfeo I would have been secretly pleased to know that shipmates had been following my travels and TICTH rants closely enough to put together a little side trip of fantasy.

Posted by Left at the Altar (# 5077) on :

It's really just an avenue to get us all talking about Sine's sex life. We've mentioned carpet already.

He can't help himself.

Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :

I think we know about Sine's sex life from his last visit to the doctor!

[Link NSFW]

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

Good morning! A couple of things.

As RooK correctly realized the thread title and OP were a tease based on Comet's quasi-official comment in TICH. It had no where to go really and would've lasted half a page and possibly been shutdown as a party thread.

Except that orfeo, in order to put me in my place, felt compelled to share that since arriving in NYC he had not one, not two, but THREE tricks. So yes I stand convicted of not being able to resist such pure gold willingly - nay eagerly - handed to me.

Point two - and this is so obvious I really shouldn't have to point it out - orfeo is the one on a fabulous vacation fucking his way through lower Manhattan, while I was sitting at home on Saturday night posting on damn Ship of Fools. So who's sorry now?

[ 30. June 2013, 13:39: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]

Posted by Evensong (# 14696) on :

I think this is the first truly naff thread I've come across on the ship in 3 years of being aboard.

First for the baiting by Sine and then from orfeo by falling for it.

IMO sex is holy and private. It is not a commodity. Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing. *

* (Yeah, I know. I'm a theological liberal but a social conservative. So sue me.)

[x-posted with Sine]

[ 30. June 2013, 13:44: Message edited by: Evensong ]

Posted by Welease Woderwick (# 10424) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
...IMO...Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing...

I'm so glad you qualified that with the IMO - my take on sex is that primarily it is FUN!

As for commodity - as Steve Martin once said

quote:
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I think we know about Sine's sex life from his last visit to the doctor!

[Link NSFW]

Hmm... the Tom of Finland doll looks quite interesting and versatile. With all those many attachable implements, it's certainly easy to get attached to it.

Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :

Hmmm...it's been my observation that orfeo understands Hell as well as any shipmate, and better than most of the regular denizens. I have a hard time seeing him as the poor little fly unknowingly enticed into the parlor of the mean old spider Sine. It certainly wasn't necessary to point out that the weekend is still young...

Posted by Augustine the Aleut (# 1472) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Palimpsest:

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.
Were you trolling for priests?

Those of us who actually know Latin-speakers can tell you that there are few clergy among them these days. One is much more likely to encounter bespectacled nerds (majority female) howling with laughter over off-colour Ciceronian puns and winking slyly as they offer to show you an offprint of their paper on Tuscan erotic pottery. It is a recondite circle of graduate students where there seems to be an inordinate amount of Action (but perhaps that's because they are graduate students).

As far as Orfeo is concerned, I met with him and John Holding over pasta in Ottawa and our conversation focussed on federal-provincial constitutional issues and cabinet government, which for Canadians and Australians, is generally as close as we ever get to unspeakable ecstacy.

Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
I think this is the first truly naff thread I've come across on the ship in 3 years of being aboard.

Obviously, you don't count the ones you started, then?

[ 30. June 2013, 15:19: Message edited by: PeteC ]

Posted by Organ Builder (# 12478) on :

Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...

Posted by Wesley J (# 6075) on :

Hmm...

Posted by balaam (# 4543) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

At least yours ha the word standing. [Disappointed]

Posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe (# 5521) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Augustine the Aleut:
our conversation focussed on federal-provincial constitutional issues and cabinet government, which for Canadians and Australians, is generally as close as we ever get to unspeakable ecstacy.

You need to get to New York more.

Posted by Zach82 (# 3208) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Point two - and this is so obvious I really shouldn't have to point it out - orfeo is the one on a fabulous vacation fucking his way through lower Manhattan, while I was sitting at home on Saturday night posting on damn Ship of Fools. So who's sorry now?

Probably because you think a simple casual encounter implies the intimacy of eye contact. It scares them away.

[ 30. June 2013, 16:57: Message edited by: Zach82 ]

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing.

I could use a little more failure in my life.

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...

...and those wounds still linger. I can never forgive him, the beautiful bastard.

Posted by QLib (# 43) on :

Oh please. The time has come to end this charade now. I'm rather miffed about the fact that us Brits got a fair bit of flak about the (not very far) in-joke that is Mornington Crescent when the real In Crowd know that it is Uncle Sine who is the best-kept in-joke on board. Leading American shipmates all claim acquaintance, but the truth is that “he” is actually a rather – how can I put this nicely? - Junoesque Professor of Twentieth Century American Literature. She gave birth to dear Sine after a row with a Professor of Semiotics about character and identity in the Modern Novel. The closest she's ever come to carpet burn is when some Tolkein-wannabe visiting lecturer from a British redbrick accidentally dropped a freshly re-stoked pipe on her office floor.

If anybody wants me, I'll be hiding out in the departure lounge of Shermetyevo airport.

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :

Goodness, Spring has come late this year.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.

I might need to reconsider my game.

I am torn between feelings of total sisterhood and "guacamole actually sounds interesting".

Sine? I presume you have input.

(also, while I have your ear, Yorik has a point about the bitch thing and Zach kinda pwned you for a minute there. Weird on both counts.)

[ 30. June 2013, 22:21: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

Posted by comet (# 10353) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Actually this might have a future as TICH Dating and my sex life. I recently had occasion to investigate the joys of online 'dating' - Yes, that's a euphemism. But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.

I just HAD to come back to this. a recent foray onto Craigslist led me to one of these... interesting photographic angles. on Craigslist. listed under RVs!

Wasn't exactly what I had in mind when searching for "sleeps six".

and as a side note - why do some men think their little soldiers are attractive in the "at ease" position? I mean, really. it's like a little pink slug crawled into your lap to take a snooze. Not that I ever want photos of Pinky and The Brain - I'm much more interested in what he can do - but at least slap the little fucker into attention and get him smiling for the camera!

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

I so agree. We're supposed to provide perky nipples...

Posted by Sober Preacher's Kid (# 12699) on :

quote:
Originally posted by RooK:

quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...
...and those wounds still linger. I can never forgive him, the beautiful bastard.

Oh please, stop it now! You're making my eyes bleed.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:

Sine? I presume you have input.

(also, while I have your ear, Yorik has a point about the bitch thing and Zach kinda pwned you for a minute there. Weird on both counts.)

Oddly enough I just made myself a grapefruit and avocado salad for dinner so my input is 'yum!'

As for the other I like to fall back on "It's none of my business what other people think about me." (Of course I have to be okay with myself for that to work.)

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
Kelly Alves: We're supposed to provide perky nipples...

Don't sweat it. Just showing nipples is generally ok.

Posted by Sine Nomine (# 66) on :

quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
If anybody wants me, I'll be hiding out in the departure lounge of Shermetyevo airport.

Save me a seat.

(That was very funny, QLib.)

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by LeRoc:

quote:
Kelly Alves: We're supposed to provide perky nipples...
Don't sweat it. Just showing nipples is generally ok.

I was told ice cubes. Is that what you meant by "Don't sweat it?"

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:

As for the other I like to fall back on "It's none of my business what other people think about me." (Of course I have to be okay with myself for that to work.)

That also goes for anyone who might think their opinion about orfeo's sex life means a fart in a high wind, coincidentally. I'm sure you agree.

Fuck away, orfeo. Makes those of us not currently contributing to the orgone field feel better.

(It is so criminal that spellcheck does not recognize "orgone".
[Disappointed]

)

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

quote:
Kelly Alves: I was told ice cubes. Is that what you meant by "Don't sweat it?"

Heh, I was just joking. But speaking as a man, I can say that when an attractive woman shows me her nipples, this will usually please me whether they are perky or not.

Posted by rugasaw (# 7315) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.

I might need to reconsider my game.

I am torn between feelings of total sisterhood and "guacamole actually sounds interesting".

As interesting as three gallons of guacamole sounds you had better be fast. On the other hand if you like brown gunk just take you time.

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

Either that or involve a heck of a lot of hungry people.

But back to the issue at hand-- Sine's spectacular view of the world from up his own ass, and his habit of throwing the Sacred Slogans at folk to deflect criticism. Thoughts?

(Hell Hosts-- feel free to start a betting pool on the responses I predicted on the Host Board. Winner to the nearest minute gets a bar of Ghirardelli's.)

Posted by Palimpsest (# 16772) on :

quote:
Originally posted by comet:
But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking. QUOTE]I just HAD to come back to this. a recent foray onto Craigslist led me to one of these... interesting photographic angles. on Craigslist. listed under RVs!

Wasn't exactly what I had in mind when searching for "sleeps six".

Goggle "Obscene Interiors " for a web site that critiques "dating" photo aesthetics.

Posted by mousethief (# 953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Palimpsest:
Goggle "Obscene Interiors " for a web site that critiques "dating" photo aesthetics.

That's fabulous.

Posted by Yorick (# 12169) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
But back to the issue at hand-- Sine's spectacular view of the world from up his own ass, and his habit of throwing the Sacred Slogans at folk to deflect criticism. Thoughts?

He says he tries to make it none of his business what others think of him, but clearly wants to make it their business what he thinks of others. Double standards.

I like the chap, but he can certainly be quite unpleasant towards others when he turns his witty mind to it. And that's, well, unpleasant.

Posted by RooK (# 1852) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Yorick:
And that's, well, unpleasant.

Mirrors can be. But it's a bit foolish to apportion all blame to the reflective surface.

Posted by Pyx_e (# 57) on :

Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the squarest of them all?

Posted by Patdys (# 9397) on :

Sponge Bob

Posted by Chorister (# 473) on :

Mr. Strong

Posted by LeRoc (# 3216) on :

Most Hell threads start out with more mundane stuff and end up discussing people's penises. Has some fundamental reversal taken place in the Universe?

Posted by Kelly Alves (# 2522) on :

LeRoc just scored "Best of Thread."

Posted by Twilight (# 2832) on :

As long as we get to appoint ourselves Thread Judge as a side appointment to People Judge, I'm giving Kelly Alves the "Worst of thread" award for calling Sine a bitch, accusing him of having his head up his ass, and declaring him "pwned" by someone in an incomprehensible post and other assorted bits of nastiness all smugly declared under the superior cloak of defending someone else.

Posted by Tubbs (# 440) on :

Copied over from the Styx:

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I 'backed away from the keyboard' for 48 hours to get out of defense mode and having done so wish to wholeheartedly apologize to orfeo for the hurt and embarrassment I caused him. It was a shocking lack of empathy on my part and I sincerely regret it. Hopefully I have learned from this experience.

Sincerely,
Sine

Here's a link to the actual post.

Tubbs

Posted by lilBuddha (# 14333) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Twilight:
As long as we get to appoint ourselves Thread Judge as a side appointment to People Judge, I'm giving Kelly Alves the "Worst of thread" award for calling Sine a bitch, accusing him of having his head up his ass, and declaring him "pwned" by someone in an incomprehensible post and other assorted bits of nastiness all smugly declared under the superior cloak of defending someone else.

Posted by orfeo (# 13878) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tubbs:
Copied over from the Styx:

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I 'backed away from the keyboard' for 48 hours to get out of defense mode and having done so wish to wholeheartedly apologize to orfeo for the hurt and embarrassment I caused him. It was a shocking lack of empathy on my part and I sincerely regret it. Hopefully I have learned from this experience.

Sincerely,
Sine
Here's a link to the actual post.

Tubbs

As the Styx thread has been moved here, I've come here to say: Thanks.

Posted by PeteC (# 10422) on :

There doesn't seem to be any need for this thread to be open. I am closing it.

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