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Lurker McLurker™
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"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"
This site is a tribute to the Iraqi Information Minister. See his greatest quotes. Debate which actor should play him in the film or miniseries The Minister. Find out what he would have said at some of history and fiction's greatest battles. Purchase the No American will ever pour coffee in this mug. Never! coffee mug. quote:
"We're going to drag the drunken junkie nose of Bush through Iraq's desert, him and his follower dog Blair...There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"
[ 18. June 2003, 23:59: Message edited by: Sarkycow ]
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Gareth
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Did you hear the joke about him?
When he dies, Allah will send him 93 angels. 3 to recount his life and his deeds, and ninety to try to convince him that he is dead.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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[Tricorne hat on]
Er, yes. Ok then.
And why does this belong in heaven?
Thread moved.
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Nanny Ogg
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Jokingly said on a lunchtime phone in programme on Radio 2 midweek:
"What job would the Iraqi information minister be best suited to doing after the war? (Apart from being at Number 10 or in the Whitehouse)"
Any suggestions????
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Alan Cresswell
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I think this thread started in Heaven because he's more of a joke than a subject of ranting. I mean he's a person who can sincerely state "There are no Americans here" with half the 3rd Infantry practically behind his shoulder waving at the camera ...
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Basket Case
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quote:
"What job would the Iraqi information minister be best suited to doing after the war? (Apart from being at Number 10 or in the Whitehouse)"
Any suggestions????
How about Bush’s “Chairman of Corporate-Ethics-Oversight Committee”?
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Moth
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the Now Show on Radio 4 had him being a magnificent railway station announcer:
"Rumours of signals failure at Clapham Junction are imperialist lie! The 8.37 from Teddington will arrive on time! Passengers of South-West railways will greet it with rapturous applause".
You can hear the show on the BBC web site.
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Chapelhead*
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His degree of unabashed optimism would suggest leader of the Conservative Party in the UK as a sensible career move.
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God NO!!! He'd win! We all love him so!
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Louise
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But did you know Donald Rumsfeld is a poet?
However for those who love Mohammed al Sahaf, here are 55 of his best quotes
but my absolute favourite is by this guy:
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"Iraq will not be defeated. Iraq has now already achieved victory - apart from some technicalities."
Mohsen Khalil, Iraq's Ambassador to the Arab League
Marvellous. I am going to be using it for ages!
Louise
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Nanny Ogg
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I think the Iraqi information minister would easily find work in one of the benefits offices I have to contact.
"Yes we do have...no we need....You are entitled to....no your not entitled to... etc etc"
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Naturally I sent the url to my son. He one-upped me as usual:
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I love that website! I set my mail client to randomly select quotes to
use as my signature.
-John
Today's quote
From the Iraqi information minister
"Iraqi fighters in Umm Qasr are giving the hordes of American and Brtish
mercenaries the taste of definite death. We have drawn them into a
quagmire and they will never get out of it."
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I speak better English than this villain Bush
It's not all rubbish then.
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Thanks for the website. I particularly enjoyed being a superpower of Al Capone.
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Mr. Spouse
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Originally posted by Lurker:
There are 26 million Saddams in Iraq"
Do you think the coalition forces will come across a room somewhere with several Saddam lookalikes in it. Each one pointing at another saying "No, I'm not the real Saddam - it's him over there..." ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Alan Cresswell
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Or would it rather be lots of people standing up saying "I'm Sadaam", "No I'm Sadaam", "I'm Sadaam and so's my wife"
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James Mc
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If this is confirmed, it is a sad day spin doctoring. ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Laura
General nuisance
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quote:
Originally posted by Moth:
"Rumours of signals failure at Clapham Junction are imperialist lie! The 8.37 from Teddington will arrive on time! Passengers of South-West railways will greet it with rapturous applause".
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
And this would be a great job for him!
[LOOK who I found making a UBB error! That's got to be triple points.]
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Timothy L
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Originally posted by James M:
If this is confirmed, it is a sad day spin doctoring.
It'll certainly raise hell with Saturday Night Live's guest host schedule!
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sabine
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Maybe I'm just not hellish enough. If the Iraqi Information Minister did commit suicide, we have a case of someone who was a buffoon in the service of a dictator and someone who ended up taking his own life--to avoid prosecution? because he knew he was a clown? because it was part of a pre-arranged plan? because of something we will never know?
I find this incredibly sad.
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Golden Key
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Originally posted by sabine:
I find this incredibly sad.
sabine
Yes.
Whatever the case, may Allah heal him and give him peace.
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DMcV
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Rather arrogant to regard him simply as a clown. It wasn't always him who was telling the lies. If I can summarise one particular incidence thus:
Tony B Liar Those dastardly Iraqis captured two of our soldiers and executed them!
Iraqi Info Minister No we didn't, you lying get!
Tony B Liar Some days later, quietly, so's no-one will hear Oh. Neither you did.
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sabine
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quote:
Originally posted by DMcV:
Rather arrogant to regard him simply as a clown. It wasn't always him who was telling the lies. If I can summarise one particular incidence thus:
Tony B Liar Those dastardly Iraqis captured two of our soldiers and executed them!
Iraqi Info Minister No we didn't, you lying get!
Tony B Liar Some days later, quietly, so's no-one will hear Oh. Neither you did.
You have misinterpreted my post. I regard him as someone for which I have sadness. I was merely speculating on what his frame of mind might have been if he did commit suicide and trying to show some compassion for him.
I was not trying to make a political argument--this thread has mostly been about poking fun at the guy.
Of course, you are free to call me arrogant if you wish and use my words to get your own political agenda on this thread (this is hell after all).
I just didn't feel like helping to continue making fun of someone who has taken his own life, especially in such a situation.
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Laura
General nuisance
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Originally posted by Laura:
[LOOK who I found making a UBB error! That's got to be triple points.]
Rumors of coding errors on part of Administrator Laura are imperialist lie! Laura will ride all over hoi polloi peanut gallery scoffers with herds of virile stomping stallions. The mockers will blow away as if dust storm. Her millions of board supporters will rejoice!
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Has anyone else seen the talking Iraqi Disinformation Minister Dolls profiled on CNN.com today? A company by the name of Herobuilders.com makes the dolls that says things such as "They are not even within 100 miles of Baghdad." Also available are Bush and Blair dolls (though we already know they only speak when their strings are pulled anyway.)
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Laura
General nuisance
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Originally posted by sabine:
Maybe I'm just not hellish enough. If the Iraqi Information Minister did commit suicide...
I find this incredibly sad.
Sabine,
I think this situation is a perfect example of Life writ large: what is terribly sad and evil is sometimes also linked with something that is, face it, very funny. We can be sad, of course, but if we get all serious and say, "this is really sad, so we musn't laugh", well, I think we'd just be crying all the time. The IIM's pronouncements were extremely funny and extremely sad in context. I think it's healthy to recognize it as such. So, in other words, I validate your sadness; I'm sure you can see why others might laugh. It doesn't mean that they're unfeeling.
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Nightlamp
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Rumours that Rook is scared of a Administrator Laura are fabrications for her UBB coding errors are world famous
Her coalition of Board supporters are nothing but three villainous louts. Her stallions will have there bits cut off and then will be sent to the glue factory. Rook is already scattering the infidels away like dust before a broom, his victory is assured.
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Laura
General nuisance
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Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Rumours that Rook is scared of a Administrator Laura are fabrications for her UBB coding errors are world famous
Her coalition of Board supporters are nothing but three villainous louts. Her stallions will have there bits cut off and then will be sent to the glue factory. Rook is already scattering the infidels away like dust before a broom, his victory is assured.
Nightlamp is imperialist cockroach! His threats against Administrative stallions impress only his wimpy pet terrier. Administrator Laura will ride triumphant through RooK's kingdom of silly underpants, laughing with glee.
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sabine
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quote:
Originally posted by Laura:
So, in other words, I validate your sadness; I'm sure you can see why others might laugh. It doesn't mean that they're unfeeling.
Laura, look back at my posts.
I made no assertion that others were unfeeling. I posted my feelings about the possible suicide of this man and then explained my feelings and my post as a defense against a personal attack of being arrogant.
Yes, I did mention that this thread poked fun at the man (an observational statement), and that I did not want to contribute to that fun-poking. I have simply stated how I feel and why I posted.
As I said in my response to DMcV, this is hell which means people are free to call me arrogant, use my words to further their own argument, or patronize me by explaining the dynamics of life.
I see the humor, am professionally familiar with the need to find release in laughter during serious times, and cracked a few jokes (off the board) about the guy, myself. But then I had a moment of compassion in print on this thread and apparently so did Golden Key.
Tears and laughter are sides of the same coin.
We all can decide for ourselves where we stand-- I'm sticking with my own sense of sadness on this.
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Nicolemr
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if i'm not mistaken, was it not goebbels, hitlers minister of propaganda, who, on the fall of the nazis, committed suicide, along with his wife, and took his kids along with him?
just thought the precedent was intersting.
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quote:
Originally posted by Louise:
But did you know Donald Rumsfeld is a poet?...
I read that first passage and immediately thought of Lao Tse, Louise. "The tao that can be named is not the eternal Tao...."
Then I thought, wouldn't it be cool if John Ashcroft invited Donald Rumsfeld back to his (Ashcroft's) daddy's snake-handling pentecostal church in Missouri to give his crypto-taoist gobbeldygook "testimony". And it would be a beautiful day indeed if C-SPAN covered it, without commentary from some profound, deep voiced announcer possesed of an IQ in the range where water freezes (in either the Fahrenheit or Celsius ranges; makes no difference when you're measuring stupidity).
The press would have a field day, and it would all be recorded--thanks to the Patriot Act--then the Black Helicopter folks would run all the speaking in tongues through a super computer to see if it were really a series of coded messages to terrorists....
Though if Rumsfeld ever got to the point of talking about the sound of one hand clapping, perhaps it could be used to slap them all. Repeatedly. C-SPAN should cover that, too.
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Zeke
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What religion is he, anyway? I must have been mixing him up with Orrin Hatch, because I had been thinking he was Mormon. I understand they both sing. (sigh, singers already didn't get respect)
This is hell, so I will say that I consider Ashcroft to be a full-fledged fascist (nice alliteration there). He scares the crap out of me, and I feel like doing something really disgusting just because I know he is probably watching me anyway.
There, I feel better now.
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sabine
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quote:
Originally posted by sabine:
this is hell which means people are free to call me arrogant, use my words to further their own argument, or patronize me by explaining the dynamics of life.
Laura, I have come back on to apologize for using the word "patronize" in my response to you. If you sincerely thought that I did not understand the function of humor here, then you were sincerely helping me along.
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When I first posted the "incredibly sad" statement I had just read the link to the report of the Iraqi Information Minister's alleged suicide and spontaneously posted from the heart (which is why I said I wasn't feeling hellish). The post was about me, and I was in no way making a statement that others may not laugh.
My experience as a counseler has led me to have a certain sense of lost opportunity whenever I hear of anyone choosing to take his/her own life, no matter what horrible deeds that person has done.
I don't much like being called arrogant or being misunderstood, but this is hell, and this was pretty tame.
While I do have feelings about the Iraqi Minister's choice and also desire not to continue to poke fun at him post-suicide, I have no overwhelming feelings about what others think of him or how they care to react to him.
My original intent was to convey my feelings only.
You have my word on that.
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Nightlamp
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My pet terrier is small but even he will crush that pygmy Laura and her stallions. Rook is going to ride supreme and send her into the sea where she will drown.
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Laura
General nuisance
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Originally posted by Nightlamp:
My pet terrier is small but even he will crush that pygmy Laura and her stallions. Rook is going to ride supreme and send her into the sea where she will drown.
Imperialist suck-up Nightlamp is proved insane by the failure of so-called "RooK" even to respond when mockingly crowed over by the Supreme Administrator. He is like the Snake that slithers backward into the garbage!
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Originally crowed over by Laura:
Imperialist suck-up Nightlamp is proved insane by the failure of so-called "RooK" even to respond when mockingly crowed over by the Supreme Administrator. He is like the Snake that slithers backward into the garbage!
So-called? What the heck else would I be called?
Failed to respond? I had my handy Imperialist suck-up respond for me in a manner befitting your pathetic rebuttal. What else would an indignantly-writhing worm like you need?
The fact that I can slither both forwards and backwards is irrelevant, as I use it primarily as a party trick. The only garbage I've backed into lately was your UBB code.
Shouldn't you be off stealing stuff from a museum to pay for your imminent exile?
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Nightlamp
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Thus Administrator Laura is crushed like a dung beetle under an elephants foot.
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Moth
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quote:
Originally posted by Nightlamp:
Thus Administrator Laura is crushed like a dung beetle under an elephants foot.
Nonsense. Any appearance of defeat for the great and worthy Administrator Laura is a lie perpetrated by Al-Jazeera, the BBC and CNN.
Administrator Laura will defeat the non-existent forces of the Hell Hosts, and chase those rascals back to their pits of despair.
I am not afraid, and you should not be afraid either!
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Administrator Laura is immediately chasing the infidels who abuse grammar, who flee at the thought of her name. She will stamp on their stomachs, for they are insane evil dwarfs, before she turns her attention to the hosts of hell, and will slaughter them all with the secret weapon of the Apostrophe. Repent! for the Apostrophe is at hand!
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Laura
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All through the city the people are chanting the praises of the mighty stallions of grammar. See how they smite the forces of imperialist Hell spawn with mighty thunder on high! Rumors of fisticuffs in the streets between stallions and pathetic yipping imperialist terriers are lies perpetuated by kowtowing news junkies. They run before the magnificent fire of Administrative Grammar Party Hordes! Even our youthful club members diagram circles around imperialist poop-scriveners! Praise Mighty Strunk and White!
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The slithering snake Rook dares to contradict Administrator Laura on the grammar thread! He is on his day off from posing for porno art for Saddam Hussein.
He and his accomplices in the picture will all be sacked from their little modelling jobs! Art critics everywhere will cut them in pieces and feast on their stomachs. The art lovers of the world will rejoice!
Rook and Nightlamp will be reduced to exotic dancing for a living. They will be so ashamed they won't even dare post on T&T about their relationship! Administrator Laura will have Rook turned into a snakeskin posing pouch and sent to Chastmastr!
I have this from a reliable source.
L.
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Laura
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See how the faithful speak the truth! Noble Louise will live forever. Administrator Laura will allow Chastmastr to wear RooK as a sporran on his glorious leather bagpipe march through the homeland. Which is not under attack, though the lies of the evil dwarves with pocketsful of nose candy may have reached the corners of the earth.
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ChastMastr
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Top Five Responses To The Last Few Posts
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![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif) I'm so proud, so very proud of you all. (dabs eyes) -
![[Eek!]](eek.gif) I -- I've created a monster! -
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) Um -- you do have safewords, don't you? - But -- it's not in my colour!
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![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) You like me! You really, really like me!
David
And the answer is...
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RooK
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ARMAGEDDON!!!
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ARMAGEDDON
ARMAGEDDON
ARMAGEDDON
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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quote:
Originally posted by Laura:
Rumors of coding errors on part of Administrator Laura are imperialist lie! Laura will ride all over hoi polloi peanut gallery scoffers with herds of virile stomping stallions. The mockers will blow away as if dust storm. Her millions of board supporters will rejoice!
Indeed. [bravo!] Mass rejoicing [/bravo!]
However, might I note that you forgot to mention the Infidels and how they were Absolutely, Positively, Nowhere Near?
Rossweisse // fan of Laura AND the IIM
[The code-breaking infidel is near, but the mighty hellhost and princess of darkness, Sarkycow, will smite her.]
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Rossweisse
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quote:
Originally posted by Zeke:
What religion is he, anyway?
Who? Rummie? (not sure, but I think it's fairly whitebread) Ashcroft? (snake-handling fundie) The IIM? (cultural Muslim) Orrin Hatch? (dangerously Mormon)
Rossweisse // who thinks Ashcroft was a competent senator (and how much damage could he do with 99 others to hold him in check?) and a Really Scary Attorney General
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Originally posted by Laura:
See how the faithful speak the truth! Noble Louise will live forever. Administrator Laura will allow Chastmastr to wear RooK as a sporran on his glorious leather bagpipe march through the homeland. Which is not under attack, though the lies of the evil dwarves with pocketsful of nose candy may have reached the corners of the earth.
This is the best takeoff of its kind that I've seen in the last decade, easily. I am not afraid, and you should not be afraid either.
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