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Oscar the Grouch

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quote:
Originally posted by Pottage:
quote:
Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
It is interesting that the media have dug into Corbyn for several weeks, and the worst they can find is that an ancestor ran a workhouse. And he had an affair with another MP.

Whereas apparently sticking his knob in a dead pigs head is not the worse thing that he has done, but is pretty bad.

Is it true? Who knows. It seems that people believe that it is possible. That is probably quite enough of a condemnation of him. And yes, Lord Ashcroft spent a lot of money trying to buy a cabinet post and failed, and so is trying to get his own back.

It is showing the stupid game that rich people play with politics. It sucks. I am not sure it really matters is Cameron stuck his genitalia into a pig-head. It does matter that many of the senior Tories will - and have - done anything for power.

As you say, we don't know whether Cameron did experience a moment of special tenderness with Miss Piggy. We have that story from someone who is unashamedly trying to embarrass Cameron in order to settle a grudge, and who is writing about something he didn't witness. But assuming it's true, it points to the fact that as a drunken young man Cameron once got involved in some hazing ritual that would seemingly be regarded are fairly run of the mill on a rugby tour, and decidedly tame in the military or the fire service. It seems to be about as material to Cameron's professional competence as Corbyn's sartorial inelegance is to his.

I find it interesting that the various allegations against Cameron (not just the one about the pig) would - in previous times - have been the cause of instant resignation. Class A drugs - lying to Parliament - do these things not matter any more?

Or - to put it another way - if Corbyn (or any Labour Leader) were in a similar position, would they get as much latitude as Cameron is getting? Would they hell! They would be hounded out of their position within 24 hours.

In many ways (perhaps I am being too Machiavellian here), these "revelations" are actually helping Cameron. They have brought out into the open matters which people have long had suspicions about, but which had been glossed over. But now they are out there (especially the lying to Parliament), they are being swamped in the Piggate fallout and not being properly addressed.

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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:


And of course, who can forget that seminal post-match tipple: "ass-crack advocaat"?


That could only improve advocaat.

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posted by Doublethink.
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That said, one of our more prolific serial killers - Fred West - was taught to bugger sheep by his father as a boy. (Apparently there's a knack to it and you have to put their back legs down your wellington boots.)
FRONT legs - I've an in-law who grew up in the Forest of Dean (Fred West country) and that's the low-down from them...

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I was told that if you take the sheep to the edge of a cliff, it pushes back harder...

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quote:
Originally posted by Mere Nick:
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Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Not heard the horse story, Mere Nick.

Really? The candidate who accused the other was Ali something or other. A shocking accusation, to say the least. I remember him as a rather disgusting fellow, though, and trust his political debating style is not typical of that heard in Parliament.

<snip>

For goodness sake man, that was from the film "Ali-G in Da House" - featuring Sacha Baron Cohen in the title role of Ali-G, a spoof on "black culture". He followed that up with Bruno the gay Austrian fashionista, and and of course Borat the Khazakstani reporter.

People might regard this episode as stranger than fiction, but that was, undoubtedly, fiction.

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Watch it here...

https://youtu.be/j9Isvp18rq0?t=1150

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Yes, I wondered whether it was Sacha Ben Cohen's Ali G character - just shows how good at spoofs he is ...

Although I'm now having palpitations at the thought of US audiences thinking he's for real ... [Ultra confused]

But then, they wouldn't be the first to make that mistake ... it's happened here too.

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quote:
Originally posted by L'organist:
posted by Doublethink.
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That said, one of our more prolific serial killers - Fred West - was taught to bugger sheep by his father as a boy. (Apparently there's a knack to it and you have to put their back legs down your wellington boots.)
FRONT legs - I've an in-law who grew up in the Forest of Dean (Fred West country) and that's the low-down from them...
[Confused] I'm trying to envisage this and I can't.

Tangent - Aberdeen Football fans are known as the sheepshaggers (NSFW). The Aberdeen FC mascot is a sheep.

A non-local minister was giving the children's address in church and asked "Who chases sheep?" The post-service coffee chat confirmed that half the congregation were bracing themselves for the reply "Aberdeen fans"

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I assume its a height thing, needing the sheep to be in the wheelbarrow position - doing a handstand as it were.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Yes, I wondered whether it was Sacha Ben Cohen's Ali G character - just shows how good at spoofs he is ...

Although I'm now having palpitations at the thought of US audiences thinking he's for real ... [Ultra confused]

But then, they wouldn't be the first to make that mistake ... it's happened here too.

Please reassure me. Tell me Donald Trump is a spoof.

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quote:
Originally posted by Enoch:
quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Yes, I wondered whether it was Sacha Ben Cohen's Ali G character - just shows how good at spoofs he is ...

Although I'm now having palpitations at the thought of US audiences thinking he's for real ... [Ultra confused]

But then, they wouldn't be the first to make that mistake ... it's happened here too.

Please reassure me. Tell me Donald Trump is a spoof.
No Donald Trump is all too real and doing really well in the polls. The man with the Wheatbix hair could indeed be the leader of the free world.

Tubbs

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[Big Grin]

If only, Enoch ... if only ...

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fletcher christian

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I'd like to know if the pig swallowed. This is an important question because apparently if you are a politician (or anyone in any position of authority) then the question of swallowing or inhalation seems to be quite crucial. Seeing the pig in question was dead and lacked a body then I have some doubts. If the pig didn't swallow then it's all fine; nothing whatsoever to see here except a PM of a very rich country fucking a dead pig head in the mouth for a bit of a larf. All you lot getting all upitty at this should really try and get out a bit more; perhaps down to your local pub or sports club. Apparently it's tame compared to what societies underlings get down with down the sports bar.....so a man down the pub told me.

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Contemplates circus poll.

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Makes a circus poll

http://forum.ship-of-fools.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=28;t=002221;p=1#000000

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Question 6

Are you male or female ?

Choose 1

Yes
No
Too drunk to know

Interesting question....

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Mere Nick
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quote:
Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
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Originally posted by Mere Nick:
[qb]
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Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Not heard the horse story, Mere Nick.

Really? The candidate who accused the other was Ali something or other. A shocking accusation, to say the least. I remember him as a rather disgusting fellow, though, and trust his political debating style is not typical of that heard in Parliament.

<snip>

For goodness sake man, that was from the film "Ali-G in Da House"
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say something.

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lowlands_boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Mere Nick:
quote:
Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Mere Nick:
[qb]
quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Not heard the horse story, Mere Nick.

Really? The candidate who accused the other was Ali something or other. A shocking accusation, to say the least. I remember him as a rather disgusting fellow, though, and trust his political debating style is not typical of that heard in Parliament.

<snip>

For goodness sake man, that was from the film "Ali-G in Da House"
I was wondering how long it would take for someone to say something.
I do apologise, I was out being churchy last night, so wasn't available to help out...

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Mere Nick
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quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:


Although I'm now having palpitations at the thought of US audiences thinking he's for real ...

Nah, but it was one of the first things I thought about when I first heard about this pig thing.

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quote:
Originally posted by L'organist:
posted by Doublethink.
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That said, one of our more prolific serial killers - Fred West - was taught to bugger sheep by his father as a boy. (Apparently there's a knack to it and you have to put their back legs down your wellington boots.)
FRONT legs - I've an in-law who grew up in the Forest of Dean (Fred West country) and that's the low-down from them...
Well, some people use the sheep's front legs in the wellies, when they want to kiss.

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A friend on Facebook commented, it almost doesn't matter if the story is true or not. What matters is that the entire nation has looked at their PM and thought, "Yes, he could have done it".

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What boggles me is that pigs have quite sharp teeth. Even dead, this would have been ... dodgy.

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That's it - I'm joining the brain-bleach queue ...

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"Lord Ashcroft's Revenge" would make a good name for a pub.

"I'll meet you at the sign of the pig's head".

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LeRoc

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What I'm wondering: putting your member into a dead pig is obviously yucky. But is it immoral?

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Gamaliel
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[Confused]

Well, on what grounds could it be considered moral?

At best, it's a puerile drunken prank. At worst ...

But even as a prank it's in pretty poor taste - simulating oral sex with a pig is pretty gross but anyone's standards, surely?

Would it be any more 'moral' or 'immoral' if it were a simulated sex act involving a human being or a representation of a human being?

It's pretty shady however we cut it.

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Depends on what moral standards you claim to uphold. Hypocrisy is the usual charge levelled at politicians on the grounds of their habit of publically spouting off about how others should live their lives.

The claims about Cameron's drug use would have less traction if he supported decriminalisation, for example.

In this case it highlights conspicuous consumption and waste from a man who is cutting aid to the poor.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
[Confused]

Well, on what grounds could it be considered moral?

At best, it's a puerile drunken prank. At worst ...

But even as a prank it's in pretty poor taste - simulating oral sex with a pig is pretty gross but anyone's standards, surely?

Would it be any more 'moral' or 'immoral' if it were a simulated sex act involving a human being or a representation of a human being?

It's pretty shady however we cut it.

Worse than arse crack advocaat ?

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http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/02/im-not-devoid-of-morality-david-cameron-tells-church-leaders

"A bit hazy ...."

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Mind you, I seem to remember a photo of Tony Blair from his student days where he was with some of his rowdy toff friends and he was making simulated masturbatory hand-actions for the camera.

I don't remember much of a fuss about that at the time.

It did, however, arguably define much of his political career ...

[Ultra confused]

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Advocaat is unacceptable at any time other than Christmas, whether arse-crack or otherwise.

Honestly, there must be some standards of common decency ...

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quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink.:
The claims about Cameron's drug use would have less traction if he supported decriminalisation, for example.

Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, that the Prime Minister's "normal student experience" that he doesn't want to get explicit about includes casual smoking of cannabis. What does that mean?

(For the avoidance of doubt, I make no claims about anything he may have done in his youth, but merely wish to explore the consequences if some of the allegations were to be true.)

So - a politician does drugs in his youth, and is opposed to people being able to take drugs. Does that make him a hypocrite? No, not at all.

If, on the other hand, that politician was of the opinion that anyone who took drugs in his youth should be permanently banned from holding any kind of responsible job, then he would be a hypocrite.

Or if a politician was currently taking recreational drugs whilst supporting them being illegal, he would be a hypocrite.

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@NE Quine
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Tangent - Aberdeen Football fans are known as the sheepshaggers (NSFW). The Aberdeen FC mascot is a sheep.
Also the fans of my home team, the Rams - Derby County, happily refer to themselves as the Sheep Shag Army.

@Doublethink
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In this case it highlights conspicuous consumption and waste from a man who is cutting aid to the poor.
A case of screwing the pork highlighting screwing the poor?

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Gamaliel: Well, on what grounds could it be considered moral?
In my view that's not how it works. Things are moral until you can give me a reason why they are immoral, not the other way around.

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Gamaliel: But even as a prank it's in pretty poor taste - simulating oral sex with a pig is pretty gross but anyone's standards, surely?
Yes of course, it grosses me out. But gross is not the same as immoral. For example, I think one of the arguments of the LBGT movement is "Just because you think it's gross, doesn't make it immoral." And I agree with that.

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Gamaliel: Would it be any more 'moral' or 'immoral' if it were a simulated sex act involving a human being
Now we get into the area of consent. If this human being hasn't consented (or isn't able to give consent), then it's rape and that is obviously immoral. But that is not the case here.

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Gamaliel: or a representation of a human being?
A representation of a specific human being you mean? Yes, if I made a doll that looked exactly like a specific person and I would have (simulated) sex with that, I can imagine that this person would object to that. And yes, I would find this immoral. But that is not the case here either.

I wouldn't have an objection against having (simulated) sex with a generic representation of a human being. I mean, that's what sex dolls are.

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Doublethink.: Hypocrisy is the usual charge levelled at politicians on the grounds of their habit of publically spouting off about how others should live their lives.
Yes, I can see that. If the piggate story is true and Cameron as a politician would be ostracising people for their sexual behaviour, then this would be hypocritical. And hypocrisy is immoral. I'm in the UK at the moment, but I don't follow its politics well enough to know whether this has happened.

This is a PR disaster for sure, whether the story is true or not, but immoral? I'm not convinced.

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Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
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Originally posted by Doublethink.:
The claims about Cameron's drug use would have less traction if he supported decriminalisation, for example.

Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, that the Prime Minister's "normal student experience" that he doesn't want to get explicit about includes casual smoking of cannabis. What does that mean?

(For the avoidance of doubt, I make no claims about anything he may have done in his youth, but merely wish to explore the consequences if some of the allegations were to be true.)

So - a politician does drugs in his youth, and is opposed to people being able to take drugs. Does that make him a hypocrite? No, not at all.

If, on the other hand, that politician was of the opinion that anyone who took drugs in his youth should be permanently banned from holding any kind of responsible job, then he would be a hypocrite.

Or if a politician was currently taking recreational drugs whilst supporting them being illegal, he would be a hypocrite.

Current regulatory system is such that for some professions getting picked up for drugs offences in your youth - however minor - can prevent you being able to enter the profession. Don't see Cameron dioing mich to change that.

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Done some googling, looks like the Human Rights act has resulted in changes to the DBS disclosure rules that would in fact change this.

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It may be that I have become desensitized - that I've somehow lost that edge of moral outrage, disgust or whatever else I should have felt when the Pig Gate story broke.

Perhaps over-exposure to the more repulsive aspects of human nature has disabled my shock/horror function. I don't suppose years spent running a pub which doubled as a motorcycle gang's HQ has helped. Nonetheless, I'd like to imagine that I would be at least slightly grossed-out if Cameron was accused of being overcome by lust for the pig's head, and had been unable to control his urges. Or if someone had walked in on him, as he furtively did the deed...perhaps repeating the pig's name over and over, as his frenzied thrusting moved to a climax.

But (if it happened) it was a very public display, presumably for the amusement of inebriated youngsters. It just doesn't really register on my vomitometer. A pig blowing on the pork trumpet may be slightly ironic, but - under the circumstances - it seems little more than a prank of dubious taste.

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I agree, Rhythm Methodist. I've been baffled by all the hoo ha. There are tons of gross rituals used by kids of all ages and classes, by various professions, and sports people, and so on. This one is not particularly high on the gross out scale. I suppose the fact that it's Cameron has added to the scandal.

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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I agree, Rhythm Methodist. I've been baffled by all the hoo ha.

The hoo ha wasn't involved - it was just the pig's mouth.
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What I'm wondering: putting your member into a dead pig is obviously yucky. But is it immoral?

Would you tell your grandmother about it?

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Mere Nick: Would you tell your grandmother about it?
Probably not, but that doesn't make it immoral either. There are plenty of things I wouldn't tell to my late grandmother.

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Mere Nick: Would you tell your grandmother about it?
Probably not, but that doesn't make it immoral either. There are plenty of things I wouldn't tell to my late grandmother.
Yeah, well, me neither. I don't do animals, though, in case you are wondering.

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Mere Nick: Yeah, well, me neither. I don't do animals, though, in case you are wondering.
I wasn't. I guess that if I would do such a thing, my grandmother would call it onfatsounlek (and she'd make a facial expression that would get her point across). This more or less translates as "indecent", "against good costumes". But that's something different from immoral to me.

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Costumes [Biased]

I think the English equivalent would be either "vulgar", or "terribly bad form"

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The thing is, "bad form" for the very wealthy and privileged might well be seen as "immoral" by us lesser mortals.

It used to be the case* that sons of landed gentry would have their way with the females from the village. The "bad form" would then be getting caught out. Most of us would consider screwing your bound employees to be immoral.

*I suspect it still is, TBH.

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Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat:
The thing is, "bad form" for the very wealthy and privileged might well be seen as "immoral" by us lesser mortals.

It used to be the case* that sons of landed gentry would have their way with the females from the village. The "bad form" would then be getting caught out. Most of us would consider screwing your bound employees to be immoral.

*I suspect it still is, TBH.

It's a convenient myth that this is an exclusively class issue. All sorts of people who find themselves managers from all levels of society give way to the temptation to exploit female staff in that manner.

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Schroedinger's cat: It used to be the case* that sons of landed gentry would have their way with the females from the village.
Perhaps, but this isn't about Cameron having had his way with a female from the village.

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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I agree, Rhythm Methodist. I've been baffled by all the hoo ha.

Right. It's not like he did anything really gross and news worthy. Like standing in respectful silence or not doing his top button up.
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Originally posted by Enoch:
Please reassure me. Tell me Donald Trump is a spoof.

He is, but he doesn't know it yet--or is in denial. We've been thinking of doing an intervention.

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I love pigs in blankets, but Mr. Sausage in bacon is going too far.

There again ...

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