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I can't usually be bothered with them, and just leave the phone on the desk until they go away, but if I am in the workshop will put the phone down near the table saw and cut a few pieces of wood. In the house, I'll sometimes take the cordless phone into the bathroom and hold it over the toilet while flushing. Much credit to the caller who calmly responded to that one by saying, "And it was a pleasure talking to you too", before hanging up.

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
Thanks to being on the "do not call" list and having an unlisted number, I receive very few of these. Once I see called i.d., I don't answer the few that I do get -- and then block the number afterwards. If they leave a message, it's usually a robo call, so there would be no way to have fun with them, which I used to enjoy at times.

A friend who was ex directory kept getting unsolicited calls and challenged one of the callers about this. They told her that they add 1 to a listed number to deliberately try and get through to e.d. numbers
But how does that work? If you add a digit to an existing phone number it makes it too long to register as a proper number - at least in the UK.

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quote:
Originally posted by Nenya:
A friend who was ex directory kept getting unsolicited calls and challenged one of the callers about this. They told her that they add 1 to a listed number to deliberately try and get through to e.d. numbers

But how does that work? If you add a digit to an existing phone number it makes it too long to register as a proper number - at least in the UK. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Increment the number - not add an extra digit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
Increment the number - not add an extra digit.

I once managed to get through to Ryanair's head office by doing exactly this.

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quote:
Originally posted by Anselmina:
I recall the story of an acquaintance who got an unsolicited call from a company selling glass-framed conservatory extensions. He had time to spend, felt like having a bit of fun, and spent a happy 20 mins or so discussing possibilities, designs and prices. Call ended abruptly when he confirmed his address with the salesman; 'yeah, we're 55 Castle Street Court*. You'll see us straightaway when you come out to do the measuring up; it's a tower block, and we're on the fourth floor'.

*Name changed to protect the guilty.

I did something like that a while ago when I got a call from someone trying to sell me solar heating panels for the roof. I let him witter on for about five minutes before telling him I live in a ground floor flat.

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Friends of mine brother did something similar. Only thing was, they had installed windows into his second floor flat just weeks earlier.

Jengie

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quote:
Originally posted by Nicolemr:
...just some poor schlub trying to earn a living...

My problem was that the caller assumed that I
  • had a husband,
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  • wasn't able to make my own decisions.

Lucille! [Killing me]

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quote:
Originally posted by Nicolemr:
Please remember there is a difference between scam calls, which are criminals trying to rip you off, and soliciting calls, which are just some poor schlub trying to earn a living. While I see nothing wrong in tweaking or worse the scam artists, it seems to me to be wrong to screw over the legitimate callers who are just trying to make a buck, and maybe have families to feed. You may say they should get a different job, but jobs aren't that easy to find, ya' know.

Yeah, but speaking as someone who has been on both ends of the phone, even legitimate sales people and market researchers expect, or at least SHOULD expect, to get flack from the people they're calling. It's like if you take a job with the Complaints department of a company, you know it's not gonna be all sweetness and light.

The strangest story I ever heard was of a market researcher who filed charges against a researcher(or maybe salesperson, not sure) who used obscene language in refusing the pitch. Just to be clear as to what happened...

A: Hi, I'm calling from Acme Widgets, and we're doing a...

B: Yeah, well go *&%$@!! (click)

And then A called the cops on B. I get that the obscene-call statutes might not distinguish between caller and callee, but I really doubt that salesmen or market researchers were who the framers of the law were intending to protect.

[ 03. April 2016, 17:35: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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Sorry. My second paragraph above should begin...

quote:
The strangest story I ever heard was of a market researcher(or maybe a salesperson) who filed charges against someone who used obscene language in refusing the pitch.


[ 03. April 2016, 17:39: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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I feel that all calls that I have not solicited, from people I do not know, are fair game. I did not intrude into your space. You phoned me. Prepare for pain, if I am in the mood.

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I'm sorely tempted to ask, "what are you wearing?...when did you last have sex?...)

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quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
Sorry. My second paragraph above should begin...

quote:
The strangest story I ever heard was of a market researcher(or maybe a salesperson) who filed charges against someone who used obscene language in refusing the pitch.

Did the prosecution get to court and if so what was the result?

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I've gotten a new problem. Lately I am getting a lot of e-mail from random people trying to push a penny stock and telling me I can make $7000 if I buy it now. Obviously this is a classic market bubble technique as old as the stock markets.

I don't know how I got on the list, but does anyone have any ideas on how to retaliate.

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Do you have spam filters? If you mark the span as Junk your systems can often filter it out.

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Unfortunately the account I'm using doesn't have user configurable spam filters.
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quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
Just lately, I seem to have had a lot of calls purporting to be from talktalk.The speaker usually has an Indian accent, and wants me to switch my computer on. That usually hang up when I mention "scam" or "telephone preference scheme" or I ask for their phone number.
We're now getting calls purporting to be from Microsoft -again telling me I need to switch my computer on.
I finally got to do what I've been rehearsing this morning, and spoke to them in Welsh. I answered the phone as usual, but when I realised it was a scam call, asked them politely to speak to me in Welsh as I didn't want to speak English.
Two repeats and they put the phone down.
Has anyone else got a strategy for dealing with this type of call?

That is what I do.

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I used to have an answering machine, but gave up on that after a while as I used to find it full of messages from a cheery robot saying "Hi! You just won a cruise to Florida!" and going on at such length that the tape became filled pretty quickly.

Apart from asking these random phone callers if they're saved, my other approach would be to pretend the line is very faint and get them to speak up. As they sometimes seem to phone from what sounds like a café or street corner with lots of traffic going by, it could be one way of getting them to embarrass themselves in public by shouting increasingly loudly down the phone.

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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
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I finally got to do what I've been rehearsing this morning, and spoke to them in Welsh. I answered the phone as usual, but when I realised it was a scam call, asked them politely to speak to me in Welsh as I didn't want to speak English.
Two repeats and they put the phone down.
Has anyone else got a strategy for dealing with this type of call?

That is what I do.
This makes me wish that I knew Klingon.

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If they're on the phone, fall on them them with glad cries of joy and proceed to order a pizza from them. Whether they like it or not. With lots of questions ("where do you source your pepperoni? Are you sure that it is free range?") and dithering over your choices ("on second thought, I believe I'll have the mango on top.")

See how long it takes for them to decide you're a maniac and hang up.

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[Overused] [Killing me] [Killing me]

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quote:
Originally posted by Bibaculus:
I recall reading a few months ago of a man who got a premium rate number (where the person calling pays the person being called) and gave that when asked for his number on online forms and the like. ...

I generally just inadvertently transpose a couple digits.

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On occasion I have:
Shrieked, "This is a house of mourning!" and slammed the phone down.
Left it on the counter, so the robocall will spin out for as long as possible.
Demanded, in the flattest and most bored possible tone, "Do you want to have sex?"
Exclaimed (when the first question mentioned that the Democrats were shilling a national health system, a Very Real Danger!!!): "My god! That's brilliant. Mildred, did you hear? Obama is sponsoring a national health system! Let's tell everybody! Thank you sir, thank you. I will be sure and vote for Mr. Obama, and I'll get all my circle of acquaintance to do the same." And then I hung up.
Got the Microsoft software patcher from Malaysia to promise me that the program he was going to get me to install would turn the disc holder in my hard drive horizontal, so that I could use it as a cup holder.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by Pine Marten:
quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
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Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
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I finally got to do what I've been rehearsing this morning, and spoke to them in Welsh. I answered the phone as usual, but when I realised it was a scam call, asked them politely to speak to me in Welsh as I didn't want to speak English.
Two repeats and they put the phone down.
Has anyone else got a strategy for dealing with this type of call?

That is what I do.
This makes me wish that I knew Klingon.
Mae'r Gymraeg yn hawddach/Welsh is easier.

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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Mae'r Gymraeg yn hawddach/Welsh is easier.

Well, it is prettier anyway.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider: Mae'r Gymraeg yn hawddach/Welsh is easier.
Hab sosli' Quch!


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These phrases could be useful.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
I used to have an answering machine, but gave up on that after a while as I used to find it full of messages from a cheery robot saying "Hi! You just won a cruise to Florida!" and going on at such length that the tape became filled pretty quickly.

It's funny. I can't recall getting commercial messages on my machine. When an election approaches, I get lots of political messages, which I delete immediately. As I said up-thread, my machine doesn't cut in until the phone has rung six times, and many/most callers give up before that.

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If I'm near my phone when a junk call (especially political) shows up on caller i.d., I immediately turn off my answering machine before it picks up. If the robot gets a human or a machine, it knows it's an active number and will keep calling back. If no one answers it might assume that it is not a working number. (Just to be safe, I still block the number.)

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When we moved 6 months ago, the phone number didn't move with us. I don't think we got a call on the new number for 3 months, and then it was someone we know who we prefer not to give our mobile nos to!

Since then, I think there may have been 10-15 spam calls, but most of them are during working hours, so they just hit the voicemail. I'm quite happy to pay for caller id, since that way I can ignore almost everything that comes in.

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I like "my hovercraft is full of eels " but "Dwy'n Rossi soared cymraeg" - I wish to speak Welsh - is easier to remember. Added to which, the Welsh Assembly Government has brought in a law that means you must have someone who speaks Welsh available if you're ringing for a business call. I might try that next time...

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I like "my hovercraft is full of eels " but "Dwy'n eisiau siarad Cymraeg" - I wish to speak Welsh - is easier to remember. Added to which, the Welsh Assembly Government has brought in a law that means you must have someone who speaks Welsh available if you're ringing for a business call. I might try that next time...

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** damn predictive text**

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quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
** damn predictive text**

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Inspired by this thread, when I got a call this morning from Bryan, with an Indian accent who wanted to service my computer, I asked him if he was aware of the Church of Scientology? Having some time on my hands I then tried to convert him. He screamed, "NO" loudly before hanging up.
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I find a cheery 'I'm afraid I don't take commercial telephone calls - goodbye!' leaves me feeling quite good in the circumstances. Having used it for a while it's become automatic to the point I don't really resent my train of thought (yeah, right) being interrupted.

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Once I was in Livermore, CA, and a pair of extremely clean-cut young men in white shirts and black pants addressed me, saying "Excuse me, ma'am, but could we talk to you about the Church of Jesus Christ--"
Because I have seen the musical The Book of Mormon I was instantly able to chime in, " -- of Latter-Day Saints!" They gave up on me immediately.

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Oh well, if we're talking about encounters on the street...

At one period in my life I took the train to work, and the station was frequented by Jehovah's Witnesses passing out literature. One day as I was running to make a train, someone shoved, rather rudely, I felt, some paper into my hand. "That's odd" I thought, "The Witnesses are usually politer than that."

Once safely on the train, I looked down at what I was still clutching. Sure enough, it was not from the Witnesses. It was from... REPUBLICANS!

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I have a resident 3 year old who really likes talking on the phone, so I give the scammers to him.
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Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
I like "my hovercraft is full of eels " but "Dwy'n eisiau siarad Cymraeg" - I wish to speak Welsh - is easier to remember. Added to which, the Welsh Assembly Government has brought in a law that means you must have someone who speaks Welsh available if you're ringing for a business call. I might try that next time...

Dw i eisiau without the 'n, surely?
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Originally posted by LeRoc:
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Karl: Liberal Backslider: Mae'r Gymraeg yn hawddach/Welsh is easier.
Hab sosli' Quch!


(Your mother has a smooth forehead.)

For reasons best left unexplored (all right, writing pen and paper RPG settings) I've been looking at reconstructed Proto Indo-European. Now there's a language that was short of a vowel or three. Move over Klingon, meet a language that has three (at least) gutteral consonants that can function in place of vowels (massive oversimplification warning). Would even the Klingons have a love goddess called Prihekh?

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Inspired by this thread, I have tried answering in Gaelic. Everyone so far has simply repeated themselves in English, but more slowly and louder.
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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
quote:
Originally posted by St. Gwladys:
I like "my hovercraft is full of eels " but "Dwy'n eisiau siarad Cymraeg" - I wish to speak Welsh - is easier to remember. Added to which, the Welsh Assembly Government has brought in a law that means you must have someone who speaks Welsh available if you're ringing for a business call. I might try that next time...

Dw i eisiau without the 'n, surely?
[Two face]

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I've forgotten much of my Welsh. It still confused them though

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I spent a year in Swansea / Abertawe, and learned a bit of Welsh in that time. Most of that is gone, but I can still pronounce it when I read it (including saying an 'l', a 'g' and breathing out at the same time [Smile] ).

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We seem to have wandered some way from the thread topic. It would be good to wander back. Otherwise, there are foreign-language forums elsewhere for those who want to get into the joys of orthography and pronunciation.

Cheers

Ariel

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I saw a great suggestion today. Answer the phone, "Hello, you're on the air!" and they instantly go away.

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quote:
Originally posted by Palimpsest:
I've gotten a new problem. Lately I am getting a lot of e-mail from random people trying to push a penny stock and telling me I can make $7000 if I buy it now. Obviously this is a classic market bubble technique as old as the stock markets.

I don't know how I got on the list, but does anyone have any ideas on how to retaliate.

Don't know. I get a lot of unsolicited email, sometimes I hit the "unsubscribe" link and follow the link to remove self, *usually* they don't come back. Occasionally I get an unsolicited from someone with no unsubscribe option, those I report as spam but I don't know how to respond in a way that (politely or not) informs them that behavior is not acceptable.

As to the difference between a commercial seller and a scammer, morally yes a huge difference, but both have forced me to get up and hobble on painful feet to get to the phone within the ridiculously short 4 rings the system allows. Seller or scammer both can cause significant discomfort plus risk of fall, for their benefit not mine, so no they are not innocent.

Many charities that phone, if you look them up, only 10% goes to the charity, 90% to the organization that calls. It's basically a scam. Same with many selling large household improvements - a friend was going to buy an $8000 attic insulation that would cut her heating and cooling bills by 1/3, pay back in 7 years, i quickly found on the web it's a common scam, the yearly savings more little or none, the cost from hire someone local 1/10th the stated price, and the scammers were using insulation for north not for south climate, in the south it would trap moisture and cause mildew; several state governments have web pages warning against this common scam. Yes they come work at your house. No it doesn't do you the promised good, not even close, probably harm instead of good.

Define scammer - whether it's falsely claiming your computer has problems or misleading you into thinking your whole contribution goes to charity instead of just 10% or selling you some ridiculously overpriced "home improvement," if they sell by phone they are most likely scammers. I say "send me info by mail." Not one ever has.

People trying to make a living by scamming are solely focused on what they can get from you for themselves.

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I heard another take on dealing with scam calls last night*. This was in response to "you've been in an accident that was not your fault" calls. Steve Knightley said he channels one of the old West Country† boys and argues that it really was his fault, he'd been drinking, he really hadn't been paying attention ...

*Show of Hands at the Sam Wanamaker Theatre (on a £10 standing ticket);
†Driving in the West Country lanes the insurers very rarely uphold no fault claims, it tends to be 50:50

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Moo

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quote:
Originally posted by Belle Ringer
...both have forced me to get up and hobble on painful feet to get to the phone within the ridiculously short 4 rings the system allows.

I reset my machine to let the phone ring six times before it cuts in. Are you sure yours can't be adjusted?

Moo

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Anselmina
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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
I'm sorely tempted to ask, "what are you wearing?...when did you last have sex?...)

Come on, leo! These are your chat-up lines at Diocesan Conference, aren't they?! [Biased]

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