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Originally posted by mousethief:
... Another pet peeve of mine is the passive voice used to hide the agent of the verb, or worse yet make up for the fact that there isn't one. This is used all over this thread. "It's not acceptable to use 'ain't'." This of course means "They don't accept using 'ain't'," but it doesn't say who THEY is. It's obfuscation on a grand scale.

One of mine is the 'evasive unable' as in 'I am unable to accede to your request'. That ought only to mean, 'what you're asking for is actually impossible'. What it usually means 'I'm not going to', 'I can't be bothered to', 'it might cost me time or money to, and so I'm not', or just 'b****r off' - but in each case 'I'm not honest enough to say what I really mean'.

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To follow that thought to its logical conclusion, "I'm sorry" is frequently uttered by people who aren't in the least sorry, or are in fact glad.

"I'm sorry you missed your train, but you should have left for the station earlier." Translation: "Ha, ha, that will teach you to procrastinate!"

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I think that, in such cases, "I'm sorry" means "I feel for you" or "I identify with you".
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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
To follow that thought to its logical conclusion, "I'm sorry" is frequently uttered by people who aren't in the least sorry, or are in fact glad.

"I'm sorry you missed your train, but you should have left for the station earlier." Translation: "Ha, ha, that will teach you to procrastinate!"

This is an instance where "sorry" is being used in a way defined by social custom, which takes precedence over etymology.

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The chairman of our worship committee insisted on being called the 'chair' until I remarked that he might have a stiff back and four legs, but didn't otherwise much resemble a piece of furniture. I find that the more old fashioned 'convener' works very well.

The aforementioned chairman once sent rejection letters to applicants for the position of music director telling them that we were unable to consider their applications. I pointed out that if I'd been one of them I might have written back asking how I could have been rejected if my application hadn't been considered. He is a school teacher.

There is much comfort to be found in Lake Superior University's banished words list.

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"Chair" as "presider over an assembly" dates from 1658. Interestingly, "chairman" dates to the same decade.

[ 06. September 2016, 01:51: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Anybody who has ever adjusted the timing in their car knows the "top" of "top dead center." Top of the hour is obvious for anybody old enough to have learned to read time from an analogue clock. The hour begins when the minute hand is at the top.

I had always understood "the bottom of the hour" to mean the end of the hour - ie. list all the minutes in the hour sequentially, and these ones come at the bottom of the list.

Apparently it doesn't mean that at all - apparently it means half past. I wonder if anyone other than a radio announcer ever uses it, though.

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
"Chair" as "presider over an assembly" dates from 1658. Interestingly, "chairman" dates to the same decade.

Interesting indeed - I learned something old today.

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I would have thought that, in the 1650s, a chairman was someone holding up one end of your sedan.
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I've just looked up chairman in the OED.

1654 Occupier of a chair of authority (over meetings).

1738 The member of a corporate body appointed or elected to preside at its meetings, and in general to exercise the chief authority in the conduct of its affairs; the president.

1682 A sedan chair man.

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Apparently the sedan chair was introduced to Britain in 1634. So that's 50 years of people going 'you know, chap who carries you around in a chair. Pole guy. Thingummy fellow.'
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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Apparently the sedan chair was introduced to Britain in 1634. So that's 50 years of people going 'you know, chap who carries you around in a chair. Pole guy. Thingummy fellow.'

But the OED only notes recorded use of a term. So for fifty years people were calling sedan chair men "sedan chair men" but not writing it down.
Parish Officer:Can I see your *looks around shiftily and whispers* 'Sedan Chair Man's licence', please sir?
Gentry Bearer:Zounds Constable! I amn't in possession of one those for they don't exist, demmit, but I do 'appen to 'ave me 'Pole Guy Thingummy Fellow' docket. Will that suffice?
Parish Officer: Alright, step out of the Sedan Ch... errr... portative seating device, please sir...

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Three more that make me want to shout:
'Bored of' for bored by or bored with.
'X convinced Y to (do something)': no he hasn't, he's persuaded him.
'Z was reticent to (do something): I think you mean reluctant.

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Not grammatical but amusing: a sign outside an "Eventide Home" (yes, that's what it's called!!!!) in our town which says, "Caution! Elderly residents". So you'd better come in prepared to defend yourself!
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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Apparently the sedan chair was introduced to Britain in 1634. So that's 50 years of people going 'you know, chap who carries you around in a chair. Pole guy. Thingummy fellow.'

The OED is giving the earliest recorded written example of a usage so the word could have been used in that sense in demotic spoken usage much earlier.

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On "University Challenge" last night we discovered that the word "scientist" only dates from 1834. So does that mean that people such as Newton or Faraday weren't scientists? Of course not - but they must have called themselves something else such as "cultivators of science" or "natural philosopher". Doubtless some people regarded the word as an ugly neologism and refused to use it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
Apparently the sedan chair was introduced to Britain in 1634. So that's 50 years of people going 'you know, chap who carries you around in a chair. Pole guy. Thingummy fellow.'

Perhaps there was some other term, and just don't know what it was, because we weren't there and are too lazy to go look up the references (I know I am).

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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
On "University Challenge" last night we discovered that the word "scientist" only dates from 1834.

I'd have thought the word scientist would have been around nearly as long as the word science (in the same context). Interestingly (or not, depending on your point of view) my etymological dictionary lets me down here.

It states that the word 'scientist' was, indeed, adopted in 1834 and that the author adopted it "in the same paragraph in which he coined the term 'physicist' ".

When I "qv" the term "physicist", though, it says he adopted the term in 1836! It goes on to quote the paragraph in which he adopted both terms - from the book he published in 1840!

Still, at least he publicly used both terms more quickly than they officially named Sedan chair carriers!

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Extra prepositions which add nothing to the sentence and which interrupt the flow of the sentence. Two in particular seem to have landed recently in Australia, although I have seen their use for years.

Examples. "He picked up the hat off of the table." Why not just say from the table?

"Hate on" or "love on." Just why??

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quote:
Originally posted by Eirenist:
Three more that make me want to shout:
'Bored of' for bored by or bored with.
'X convinced Y to (do something)': no he hasn't, he's persuaded him.
'Z was reticent to (do something): I think you mean reluctant.

I'm right with you on the first two – I haven't heard the 'reticent' one.

Currently I'm reading a serious study of English vocabulary elements. In a chapter on 'Usage and Variation' the author says: Some experts act as if there is only one standard – theirs. This is so far from the truth that it is silly. The varieties of English that they habitually ignore (regional dialects, ethnical dialects, local variants) are just as valid, useful, and appropriate in their contexts as standard formal English is in its contexts.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:
[...] "Hate on" or "love on." Just why??

How is that being used then, Loth?

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quote:
Originally posted by Eirenist:
Three more that make me want to shout:
'Bored of' for bored by or bored with.
'X convinced Y to (do something)': no he hasn't, he's persuaded him.
'Z was reticent to (do something): I think you mean reluctant.

For me it's "different than" or "different to".

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quote:
Originally posted by Sparrow:
quote:
Originally posted by Eirenist:
Three more that make me want to shout:
'Bored of' for bored by or bored with.
'X convinced Y to (do something)': no he hasn't, he's persuaded him.
'Z was reticent to (do something): I think you mean reluctant.

For me it's "different than" or "different to".
Different than just sounds wrong; different to doesn't bother me. I have no problem with X convinced Y either - there's a subtle difference but both can be valid. If I hear "X convinced Y to do something" then I take it to mean that X persuaded Y that doing that thing was the right thing to do; it's a bit stronger than "persuaded" which might just mean that he bunged him a tenner to do it and he said "OK then".

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I have no problem with X convinced Y either - there's a subtle difference but both can be valid. If I hear "X convinced Y to do something" then I take it to mean that X persuaded Y that doing that thing was the right thing to do; it's a bit stronger than "persuaded" which might just mean that he bunged him a tenner to do it and he said "OK then".

The problem is that 'persuaded' takes an infinitive, "I persuaded him to do that." while "convinced" takes a following clause, "I convinced him that he should do that."

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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I have no problem with X convinced Y either - there's a subtle difference but both can be valid. If I hear "X convinced Y to do something" then I take it to mean that X persuaded Y that doing that thing was the right thing to do; it's a bit stronger than "persuaded" which might just mean that he bunged him a tenner to do it and he said "OK then".

The problem is that 'persuaded' takes an infinitive, "I persuaded him to do that." while "convinced" takes a following clause, "I convinced him that he should do that."

Moo

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:
Extra prepositions which add nothing to the sentence and which interrupt the flow of the sentence. Two in particular seem to have landed recently in Australia, although I have seen their use for years.

Examples. "He picked up the hat off of the table." Why not just say from the table?

"Hate on" or "love on." Just why??

Another common one, which I dislike is to "meet with" someone. Isn't it enough to meet them?

This is in a civil service department in the UK. "Never use ten words when two hundred will do" appears to be our style guide.

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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Another common one, which I dislike is to "meet with" someone. Isn't it enough to meet them?

I interpret this as having the specific meaning of "having a meeting with someone". It doesn't sound quite right to say "I met Jim, Brendan and Sunita" when you're talking about the people you've just had a meeting with, as it sounds more as if you've just made their acquaintance for the first time. "I had a meeting with Jim, Brendan and Sunita" is really what should be said, except that when you're a high-powered exec who's pressed for time it's quicker just to say "I met with" and save two seconds.
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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
So does that mean that people such as Newton or Faraday weren't scientists? Of course not - but they must have called themselves something else such as "cultivators of science" or "natural philosopher".

This video uses the term "experimental philosopher" to refer to a physicist from Oxford who purchased the Oxford Electric Bell in 1840.
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Another common one, which I dislike is to "meet with" someone. Isn't it enough to meet them?

I interpret this as having the specific meaning of "having a meeting with someone". It doesn't sound quite right to say "I met Jim, Brendan and Sunita" when you're talking about the people you've just had a meeting with, as it sounds more as if you've just made their acquaintance for the first time. "I had a meeting with Jim, Brendan and Sunita" is really what should be said, except that when you're a high-powered exec who's pressed for time it's quicker just to say "I met with" and save two seconds.
A fascinating example of so-called 'syntactic blends', whereby different constructions start to blend with each other. It sounds correct that 'meet with' is by analogy with 'have a meeting with', although I don't know if people say it of friends. 'I met with John last night in the pub' sounds odd to me, but that's just my dialect/idiolect.

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To me, "I met with John" sounds as if this was a prearranged meeting and you had an Important Matter to discuss; "I met John" sounds as if you bumped into him by chance.

"I met up with John" sounds prearranged but more social - we'd been meaning to have some time together and we finally managed to do so.

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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
To me, "I met with John" sounds as if this was a prearranged meeting and you had an Important Matter to discuss; "I met John" sounds as if you bumped into him by chance.

"I met up with John" sounds prearranged but more social - we'd been meaning to have some time together and we finally managed to do so.

Yes, that's how I take it, (although not 'by chance'), but it's possible that 'meet with' might start to 'leak' into informal situations. Language is pretty leaky in this way. My old professor did research on syntactic blends, and it is pretty interesting, well, for nerds.

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From the radio this morning:

"That's a savings of more than 15% off".

  • No, it's a saving.
  • It is quite sufficient to save 15% - you don't need to save 15% off.

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
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Originally posted by Moo:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I have no problem with X convinced Y either - there's a subtle difference but both can be valid. If I hear "X convinced Y to do something" then I take it to mean that X persuaded Y that doing that thing was the right thing to do; it's a bit stronger than "persuaded" which might just mean that he bunged him a tenner to do it and he said "OK then".

The problem is that 'persuaded' takes an infinitive, "I persuaded him to do that." while "convinced" takes a following clause, "I convinced him that he should do that."

Moo

Says who?
This is the usage I am accustomed to hearing. Sometimes I hear 'convince' used with an infinitive, but it's rare and jarring.

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Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
From the radio this morning:

"That's a savings of more than 15% off".

  • No, it's a saving.
  • It is quite sufficient to save 15% - you don't need to save 15% off.

I have never heard/read "saving" used in that context. It is always "savings". Is this a pond thing, I wonder?

With you on the unnecessary "off".

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Why is everyone now 'reaching out' to everyone else when in fact they are just phoning or writing or e-mailing? I can just about take 'making contact' but 'reaching out' is becoming absurd.

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I want to know why in the hell all the freaking catalogues write "pant" and "short" instead of "pants" and "shorts." Oh, and "trouser" too.

Do they think we've suddenly all grown single legs, like Monopods?

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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
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Originally posted by Ariel:
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Another common one, which I dislike is to "meet with" someone. Isn't it enough to meet them?

I interpret this as having the specific meaning of "having a meeting with someone". It doesn't sound quite right to say "I met Jim, Brendan and Sunita" when you're talking about the people you've just had a meeting with, as it sounds more as if you've just made their acquaintance for the first time. "I had a meeting with Jim, Brendan and Sunita" is really what should be said, except that when you're a high-powered exec who's pressed for time it's quicker just to say "I met with" and save two seconds.
A fascinating example of so-called 'syntactic blends', whereby different constructions start to blend with each other. It sounds correct that 'meet with' is by analogy with 'have a meeting with', although I don't know if people say it of friends. 'I met with John last night in the pub' sounds odd to me, but that's just my dialect/idiolect.
Thanks everyone. I hadn't considered that level of subtlety at all. Not for the first time I learn something on the Ship.

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Baptist Trainfan
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Just heard on the BBC News (an item about refurbishments at the Houses of Parliament): "MPs will shortly be leaving the House of Commons for repairs".

Presumably ambulances, wheelchairs, stretchers and crutches will be available to help them off the premises?

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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
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Originally posted by Moo:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I have no problem with X convinced Y either - there's a subtle difference but both can be valid. If I hear "X convinced Y to do something" then I take it to mean that X persuaded Y that doing that thing was the right thing to do; it's a bit stronger than "persuaded" which might just mean that he bunged him a tenner to do it and he said "OK then".

The problem is that 'persuaded' takes an infinitive, "I persuaded him to do that." while "convinced" takes a following clause, "I convinced him that he should do that."

Moo

Says who?
Says everyone in my youth and middle years, until maybe a couple of decades ago.
Just one part of the flood of grammatical infelicities that causes rising blood pressure in retired English teachers and others who care about losing the subtleties of our most expressive language.

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Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
On "University Challenge" last night we discovered that the word "scientist" only dates from 1834. So does that mean that people such as Newton or Faraday weren't scientists? Of course not - but they must have called themselves something else such as "cultivators of science" or "natural philosopher". Doubtless some people regarded the word as an ugly neologism and refused to use it.

Back in another century when the dinosaurs still roamed and I was a student, there was no such thing as physics at Aberdeen University. We did, however, have a flourishing Department of Natural Philosophy.

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If we're doing universities, how did we get credit units? And my I never hear of another disaster with a silver lining. Nor of the oil patch. And how is a deposit into a bank account units of a financial product?

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Originally posted by ExclamationMark:
"Back in the day" The indefinite, not definite, article is more appropriate.

It used to be 'Back in the days when...'
Back in the day is a neologism and never sounds quite right to me.

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A sign seen at Boots the Chemists this morning:

EYE TESTS AVAILABLE TODAY*

(in small type at the bottom:)

*subject to availability.

[Confused] [Confused]

[ 09. September 2016, 12:49: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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Does anyone else get irritated at Simon and Garfunkel's "Homeward bound"? "And I wish I was..homeward bound..".I always want them to sing "I wish I were...".

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Of course! Subjunctive rules! Same thing in "What if God was one of us . . . (Just a slob like one of us)." [Mad] It's "What if God were one of us," you dolt!

[Mad] because I seriously doubt that God is a slob.

(Idea for a tangential thread: Are there places or things in creation that suggest that God just might be a slob after all?)

[ 09. September 2016, 14:54: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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"If I were a butterfly ..." [Cool]
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quote:
Originally posted by Baptist Trainfan:
"If I were a butterfly ..." [Cool]

Or "If I were a rich man."

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"If I were a fuzzy buzzy bee..."

Edited because, of course, bees are not just buzzy.

[ 09. September 2016, 18:50: Message edited by: Teekeey Misha ]

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Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
From the radio this morning:

"That's a savings of more than 15% off".

  • No, it's a saving.
  • It is quite sufficient to save 15% - you don't need to save 15% off.

Worse is "...up to X or more"

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And so to that part of an evening in early September when the crowds in a packed Royal Albert Hall join in rousing choruses of "Rule Britannia! Britannia rule the waves!"

Each year without fail, half of them sings "Britons never, never, never will be slaves!" and the other half sings "Britons never, never, never shall be slaves!" and neither half knows which half is right!

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