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Astro
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I would recommend My Little Pony's knackers yard complete with rotating knives and toy pet food canning factory.
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if you look around the world today – whether you're an atheist or a believer – and think that the greatest problem facing us is other people's theologies, you are yourself part of the problem. - Andrew Brown (The Guardian)
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Jonah the Whale
Ship's pet cetacean
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None of my three boys are into My Little Pony. This is good bacause my wife has never been able to look at MLP's in the same way after reading one of Frank Piretti's "Darkness" books. A little girl had a familiar spirit which took the form of a blue pony with a purple mane. She knows it's fiction and not a text-book, but My Little Pony still gives her the creeps after that.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Campbellite:
That's because WWJD means:Who Wants Jack Daniels? 
Or What Would Jesus Drink? (TM Angel?) And
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Orriginally posted by Tomb:
Since those days, I have encountered nothing that would dissuade me from this opinion, even though I haven't smoked any stuff in years.timb
Are you sure timb, ooops, I mean tomb?  Viki
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Benedictus
Shipmate
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You will also notice that on the rapture ready site the Antichrist rating is up. And we all know why, don't we? It is, as any reasonable person knows, because the EU is apparently discussing electing a President.
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Resentment: Me drinking poison and expecting them to die
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Yes, Joan, I am a boy. Cheers for noticing.
Still, you're right about bras. They don't 'arf chaff beneath a cassock.
The work of Santa indeed.... 
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Whoops, that was me, sorry dear.
Mistaking myself for a girl, whatever next...
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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He's implanted the spots on my chin and the side of my nose that have been lurking there since the age of 14. They lie low most of the time nowadays - coming out to take the air only when I wish to look my best.  Quite like the old days, really!
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Growing Greenpatches
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Mmmmm, cookies...
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Hooker's Trick
Admin Emeritus and Guardian of the Gin
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Miss Dwarf and Mr Outlaw certainly need to get something checked.
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Olorin
Shipmate
# 2010
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Perhaps I can volunteer my services to exorcise those shipmates who are possessed of more money than sense?
Send cheques to PM address.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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oh, on one of those "demon-busting" sites, don't they claim that paisley is evil? (the cloth pattern, not ian...) something to do with it benig sperm shaped i think.
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Olorin
Shipmate
# 2010
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not Ian?
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Chapelhead*
Ship’s Photographer
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Methinks that there will be a great wailing and gnashing of teeth, however, if the folks at Demonbuster realise how much they have left out - My Little Pony, friendship bracelets, purple etc. Perhaps they are having a problem with demonic interference in their great work.
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Benedikt Gott Geschickt!
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simon 2
Shipmate
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If you have ever played cricket you will know that The Box is satanicly uncomfortable and unwanted ..... till .... you get a cricket ball to the groin. It then it becomes one of the most inspired pieces of life saving equipment ever.
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
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THE THEOLOGY OF FAT
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99 cent double cheeseburger. And Satan said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained pounds. And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep her figure that man found so fair. And Satan brought forth chocolate And woman gained pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And Satan brought forth ice cream. And woman gained pounds. And God said, "I have sent your heart healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." And Satan brought forth chicken fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those
extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds. And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil." And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also. And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And Satan created HMOs.
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