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The Bede's American Successor

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quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
TBAS has linked to the sideshow, but the main event can be digested in all its tawdry splendor at Wikipedia.

Have you no decency?

Besides, people appreciate it more if they have to work for it.

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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.

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Organ Builder
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I'm sorry, I see TBAS has now linked to the main event as well.

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Sine Nomine

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The Bede is not noted for subtlety.

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
The Bede is not noted for subtlety.

That's Anglo-Saxon chroniclers for you. You should read what he has to say about Raedwald of East Anglia.
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Left at the Altar

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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Are you sure this isn't just a smokescreen to take our attention away from this little hobby?

'I want to ride my bicycle' - Queen.

erm, surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

I understand that a gentleman who roots pavements in full public view might warrant the attention of the local constablary, but bike-shagging in private seems harmless enough to me.

(Mind you, it's a bit dangerous. He might get his thingy stuck in the chain.)

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
erm, surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

Makes you wonder what's next. Masturbation socks?

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Otter
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
erm, surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

That was my thought, too. I'm assuming the prosecution had more to do with him ignoring the housekeeping staff's knocking/calling, and what how he may have reacted once they opened the door and found him and his two-wheeled sweetheart.

quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
(Mind you, it's a bit dangerous. He might get his thingy stuck in the chain.)

What has it got in its sproketses, precious?

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

Not if he's a Royal. Or the bicycle is. (I mean, some of them look as if they move around on wheels).
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Bean Sidhe
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

Ah but this wasn't a hotel as I read it, it was a hostel. In a hotel you have paid substantially to be treated as a resident. In a hostel you are paid for by the state to be an inmate. This has substantial relevance to your rights to be treated with respect and consideration for your privacy, and - it seems - to your right to fuck two-wheeled modes of transport

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jlg

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Why am I here?
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quote:
Originally posted by Bean Sidhe:
In a hostel you are paid for by the state to be an inmate.

Good grief, where did this definition of 'hostel' come from?
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Kelly Alves

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Maybe it means somethng like "Half-way home"?

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Left at the Altar

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Well, he was evidently behind a locked door.

And what's this about it being an offence to have sex with an inanimate object? God Almighty. That means every dildo, blow-up doll and half the wives of this world.

Every second bloke and quite few woman will be registered as sex offenders soon.

[ 03. November 2007, 05:28: Message edited by: Left at the Altar ]

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Dennis the Menace
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quote:
Originally posted by Bean Sidhe:
quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
surely what a man does with his two-wheeled friend in the privacy of his hotel room is his own business?

Ah but this wasn't a hotel as I read it, it was a hostel. In a hotel you have paid substantially to be treated as a resident. In a hostel you are paid for by the state to be an inmate. This has substantial relevance to your rights to be treated with respect and consideration for your privacy, and - it seems - to your right to fuck two-wheeled modes of transport
Someone had to ask this: Was the aforementioned bicycle male or female??????

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Janine

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clues...

Were its tubes tied?

How many nuts does it have?

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Ricardus
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
And what's this about it being an offence to have sex with an inanimate object? God Almighty. That means every dildo, blow-up doll and half the wives of this world.

They'll prise my Kleenex away from me over my -

(On second thoughts I don't think I'll complete that sentence.)

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I have heard that he was arrestable because he continued to screw his ride once the cleaners came in.

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Duo Seraphim
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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
Red pantyhose? The man's a tart.

Or Australia's Minister of Foreign Affairs.

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