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The Great Gumby

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I'm preparing a sermon on sexual sin. Would you like to be in a case study?

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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Hiro's Leap

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I'm interested in the idea of Original Sin. Would you and me, a waterbed and two dozen meerkats be original enough?
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Cardinal Pole Vault

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The Trinity is my inspriration in love - so bring a friend and let's practise some perichoresis

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"Make tea, not war"

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Trudy Scrumptious

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quote:
Originally posted by Hiro's Leap:
I'm interested in the idea of Original Sin. Would you and me, a waterbed and two dozen meerkats be original enough?

Well, you had me at "meerkats."

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Books and things.

I lied. There are no things. Just books.

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Jonathan Strange
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At New Wine - AKA The Land of Ravenous Single 35+yr-old Christian Women:

"You're a man with a pulse... Care to propose?"

or

"Care for a time of prayer and fertilisation?"


[perhaps too contextual for the article, Ancient Mariner]

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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"

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Hiro's Leap

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quote:
Originally posted by Trudy Scrumptious:
Well, you had me at "meerkats."

Oh! Was that you? [Devil]
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Sandemaniac
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Care to discuss my Second Coming?

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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mousethief

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I'm tired of palm Sundays -- want to help me make a Triumphal Entry?

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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Loquacious beachcomber
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That's a beautiful "I waited" bracelet - would you like to be opened with prayer?

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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fisher
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'I'm going to Confession next week and hate those long silences - can you help me out?'

'Hey, you look angelic! My name's Jacob - fancy a wrestle?'

'Your manse or mine?'

'They call me Augustine and you'll soon agree my sins are pretty original.'


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"Down, down, presumptuous human reason!" But somehow they found out I was not a real bishop at all G. K. Chesterton

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Hedgerow Priest
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Jonathan Strange wrote:

quote:
At New Wine - AKA The Land of Ravenous Single 35+yr-old Christian Women:

"You're a man with a pulse... Care to propose?"

Are 30-something divorced childless Anglo Catholic men seen as fair game by the eligible ladies at New Wine, or will they want to check me doctrinal credentials?

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"Where is the Love"
Saint Fergy de Pea

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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
Would you like to be fearfully and wonderfully laid?

[Killing me] [Killing me]

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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.

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mousethief

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don't hide your bushel.

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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duchess

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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
Someday, when I'm really bored, I'm going to join a Christian dating site, and my teaser line will be "Titus 2 woman seeks Ezekiel 23:20 man." Just to see how many takers I get.

[Killing me]

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Sandemaniac
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So you're a virgin without any oil. Would baby oil do?

AG

(I notice the tone lowered overnight. I like that...)

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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Sandemaniac
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With apologies to Chorister: Would you like to see the stoat in my organ?

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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Jonathan Strange
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quote:
Originally posted by Hedgerow Priest:
Jonathan Strange wrote:

quote:
At New Wine - AKA The Land of Ravenous Single 35+yr-old Christian Women:

"You're a man with a pulse... Care to propose?"

Are 30-something divorced childless Anglo Catholic men seen as fair game by the eligible ladies at New Wine, or will they want to check me doctrinal credentials?
Go along to New Wine, sign up to the 'Speed Dating' events and you'll be beating them off with a stick.

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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"

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The Great Gumby

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I bet my rod and staff would comfort you.

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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Jonathan Strange
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Tribute to the brilliant Ship of Fools “Tales of Calvinist Romance” postcard I bought at CRE:

Have I died and begun my predestined eternity of hopeless torment in the eternal lake of fire… or are you just making me hot?

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"Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,
At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,
When he bears his teeth, winter meets its death,
When he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again"

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Robert Armin

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Guide me, O thou great Revealer

Is that an arrow of desire in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

Blessed are those that moan


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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin

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Sandemaniac
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Grace, for what you are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful"

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
my soul panteth after thee.

Awww, mousethief, that's so sweet!
[Axe murder]

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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.

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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by The Great Gumby:
I bet my rod and staff would comfort you.

You are SICK! But in a totally twisted and wonderful way! I like the cut of your jib.
[Razz]

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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.

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Angel Wrestler
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You know us preachers; we do it with Amazing Grace

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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)

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Take up thy cloak and follow me. For thou hast pulled.

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Do you want to see Jesus or don't yer? Well shurrup then!

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and one for the evangelicals in our midst...

I just really want to ask that....[fill in the gap yourself]

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Disability Rights: To boldly go where everyone else has gone..

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mousethief

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O for a thousand tongues! But, barring that, would one tongue a thousands times do?

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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Kelly Alves

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[Overused] [Killing me]

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Sandemaniac
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You heard Moses, Baby. Eight only to be attempted...

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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Sandemaniac
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Hi, I'm Onan...

AG

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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wheelie racer
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I feel all ecumenical when i am around you


or

Paul told us to great one another with a holy kiss - wanna try?

or

my friend told me to come and talk to you - he said you were really nice - who is it? well his name is Jesus do you know him too?

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Disability Rights: To boldly go where everyone else has gone..

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Robert Armin

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quote:
Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Hi, I'm Onan...

AG

Would that be Onan the Barbarian?

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Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin

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Welease Woderwick

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Didn't I see you batheing on the roof?

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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Doublethink.
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This is my body which is given for you,

*thinks* (and for many actually, but I was a young, we all make mistakes, forgiveness is a Christian virtue, and besides it all cleared up wonderfully with the penicillin.)

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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell

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Ancient Mariner

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Does the Great Gumby deserve prayer or a prize? You decide.

[Cool]

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Ship of Fools' first novel, Rattles & Rosettes, is the tale of two football (soccer) fans: 16-year-old Tom in 1914 and Dan in 2010. More at www.rattlesandrosettes.com

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churchgeek

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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Mariner:
Does the Great Gumby deserve prayer or a prize? You decide.

[Cool]

Or a restraining order? [Razz]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Tyler Durden
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Tangent: inspired by one of TGG's comments. At the penty church I used to go to in the 90s, the drummer of the worship band once said to me as we were standing beside the platform waiting to go on, 'look at the jugs on that' pointing at some girl and the very pious (male) backing singer standing next to us said in his soft scottish accent 'Don't call them jugs, brother. Call them breasts' - which became a very popular catchphrase in our house for many years afterwards.

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Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is a moron, while anyone driving faster is a maniac? Jerry Seinfeld

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churchgeek

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And Tyler's story reminds me of this:

A gay friend of mine once bemoaned while we were at some concert like Over the Rhine or Sam Phillips, where the music isn't overtly Christian but the artists are, that there were lots of cute guys there but they were probably all Christians (assuming Christians either wouldn't be gay or would be closeted). I told him that in my church (Episcopal), there are plenty of gay men. So "Episcopalian" became a sort of euphemism. [Snigger]

So: "You're not Episcopalian by chance, are you?" could be a line for our gay brothers.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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The Great Gumby

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Can you spare a moment? I'm studying Forbidden Fruit, and those melons are the most tempting I've seen.

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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PrettyFly

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quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink:
This is my body which is given for you,

Reminds me of my bridesmaid who giggled every time she even thought of the phrase, "with my body, I thee worship". I think she managed to contain herself at the actual wedding, but I carefully avoided her eye just in case [Razz]

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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.

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The Great Gumby

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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Mariner:
Does the Great Gumby deserve prayer or a prize? You decide.

[Cool]

Or a restraining order? [Razz]
Well, Keren-Happuch has been given not one but two copies of The Power of a Praying Wife by well-meaning friends, which I take as something of a compliment, so I think I'm covered for prayer. [Big Grin]

Do you want to go forth and multiply, or shall we just do it here?

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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The Great Gumby

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Are you not wearing any knickers, or did I just have a prophetic vision?

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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Sir Pellinore
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I feel the Lord is moving something about my person. Perhaps he means us to come together in some sort of mystic communion? There's a Song in the Bible about that. [Biased]

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Well...

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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The classic film genre once again provides us with an example. I refer to M*A*S*H (the film, not the TV series), where an affair develops between the uptight Nurse Margaret "Hot Lips" O'Houlihan and the born again religious fanatic Major Frank Burns.

At a tryst, Burns says to Lot Lips, "God has brought us together." Baring her breasts, Hot Lips replies, "His will be done!"

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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.

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The Great Gumby

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You'll think you've ascended to Heaven if you sit on my right hand

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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. - Richard Feynman

A letter to my son about death

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Esmeralda

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To a vicar: I just love men* in long black dresses...

*(OK, i do know a vicar could be a woman)

[ 18. September 2008, 15:02: Message edited by: Esmeralda ]

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Zappa
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Bugger. I always wear a white one [Biased]

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and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/

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Sir Pellinore
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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
The classic film genre once again provides us with an example. I refer to M*A*S*H (the film, not the TV series), where an affair develops between the uptight Nurse Margaret "Hot Lips" O'Houlihan and the born again religious fanatic Major Frank Burns.

At a tryst, Burns says to Lot Lips, "God has brought us together." Baring her breasts, Hot Lips replies, "His will be done!"

You win the prize, Amanda.

Not sure I'm into Polish chicks, though. [Big Grin]

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Come up to the ringing chamber and I'll show you a really big dong!

And, in similar vein

Y'know, Quasimodo, I've heard you can really hump...

AG

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'Ahhhh men!'

(I once heard a fellow alto complain - when having to sing that tricky word, 'I always get my men in the wrong place').

And another one for choristers: 'You roll your r's beautifully!'

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