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Bishops Finger
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Lord of the Rungs - the fascinating story of the man who makes the bigliest and bestest ladders in all the universe!
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no prophet's flag is set so...
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Lord of the Rigs
How a Hobbit went to work in the oilfields, rising to the level of foreman of a oil drilling rig. It's based on a true story.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Das Loot -- a German submarine crew takes up piracy on the high seas.
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Pangolin Guerre
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The Andromeda Train ... Rail connections as vectors of microbial distribution.
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Bishops Finger
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Poor Miss Fanch ...a sad story by Wilkie Collins about a young woman's attempt to be accepted by Breton society.
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Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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Jammy Dodger
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Paws
"We're going to need a bigger litter tray"
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Pugatory -- Dante is led by the Roman poet Virgil through the complex world of dog breeding.
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Stetson
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Fired
SHE: I don't like it.
HE: I know you're a liar!
And that's when she filed the sexual harassment complaint.
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balaam
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The Lard of the Rings
In which hobbits finally find a way of removing a recalcitrant ring of power.
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Baptist Trainfan
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As opposed to Lord of the Rungs, a tale about an aristocratic window-cleaner.
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mousethief
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As opposed to Lord of the Rinks, the story of a skating-rink mogul.
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Baptist Trainfan
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And Lord of the Rinds, the bacon-butty mogul.
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mousethief
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Lord of the Riggs -- the patriarch of the family tells young Bobby that he may pursue his dream of a career in tennis.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Lord of the Rungs: A young altar boy goes on a mission to remove once and for all the ladder that leans against a wall of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre, where it has remained for centuries.
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Jammy Dodger
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Forrest Grump
Life is like a box of chocolates ... that have all melted, and I hate the orange ones anyway and the nut ones. It's so unfair. I hate you...
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mousethief
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Forrest Gum
Life is like a box of Wrigley's.
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Jammy Dodger
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Forrest Hump
<insert own joke here>
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Plan None From Outer Space -- Extraterrestrials plot to prevent humans from reading the Divine Office in mid afternoon.
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Golden Key
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List In Space
The Universe's own shopping list: minerals, biological materials, cozy items for star nurseries.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Jammy Dodger
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Spacewalls
Donald Trump expands his plans - apparently the aliens are gonna pay for it...
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Stetson
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Another song-
Halving My Baby
The Judegment of Solomon, from the mother's viewpoint.
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Stejjie
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quote:
Originally posted by Jammy Dodger:
Forrest Grump
Life is like a box of chocolates ... that have all melted, and I hate the orange ones anyway and the nut ones. It's so unfair. I hate you...
I said that!! 'Tis outrage!
Don't know if this one's been done (apologies if it has), but Tar Wars, in which rival road resurfacing teams come to blows.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Star Was: A long time ago in a galaxy far away (that no longer exists).
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Golden Key
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Little Miss Morker
Being the previously untold adventures of the daughter of Mork & Mindy.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Jammy Dodger
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quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
quote:
Originally posted by Jammy Dodger:
Forrest Grump
Life is like a box of chocolates ... that have all melted, and I hate the orange ones anyway and the nut ones. It's so unfair. I hate you...
I said that!! 'Tis outrage!
Don't know if this one's been done (apologies if it has), but Tar Wars, in which rival road resurfacing teams come to blows.
Oops my bad - Missed this when I looked back through the thread. Great minds and all that...
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Baptist Trainfan
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A Mat for all Seasons - Andy Warhol trains a fixed camera on a door mat throughout the year. Through time-lapse photography we see what it looks like in rain, snow and sun. The film lasts for eight hours, during which the most exciting event is the few seconds during which the mat disappears to be dry-cleaned.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Hound of Music: The heartwarming story of how an Austrian family, blessed with a house full of precociously endearing children, is saved from the Nazis by the family dog.
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Baptist Trainfan
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By the way, very slightly outwith the rules of this thread: The Callander Girls - "Sex in the City" meets the Trossachs (and gives Dr. Finlay a very interesting case).
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Aravis
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Winnie the Posh
(A tale of Christopher Robin's aristocratic aunt)
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Golden Key
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Mars Poppins
...wherein the beloved Mary Poppins starts a nanny school and agency, and branches out to Mars.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The King and M: The head of Britain's Secret Intelligence Service, made redundant, finds employment as music tutor to the Royal Family.
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Stetson
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The King And E
The king of Siam starts tripping out on club drugs.
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Baptist Trainfan
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The Inn of the Sixth Hoppiness - English missionary lady opens pub in China selling strong craft beers.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Teahouse of the August Moo -- Post-WWII villagers in Okinawa sell milk to finance the construction of a teahouse, but are discovered by the occupying American general to be doing something quite naughty with their cows.
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Stejjie
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Arch Of The Penguins, in which they get into (in many senses) architecture.
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