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Thread: Union Office
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
# 3695
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Equity Deputy:
As a workplace accident, this should be Worker Comp -
Do sheep work?
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Posted
[Sheep 3 lowers head, runs, and butts Fairy Godmother into the next room.]
Aaaaaa.
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jlg the sheep
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
Nativity Play
# 3698
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Equity Deputy:
As a workplace accident, this should be Worker Comp
Doesn't this come under Herod's jurisdiction?
Esther 7:4 - "but the compensation our adversary offers cannot be compared with the loss the king would suffer"
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Aaaa-yes-aaaa
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jlg the sheep
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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Posted
Without consonants that sheep sounds like it's at the dentists. Somebody do something please...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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First-aider
Nativity Play
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Posted
I told you we should get a vet in here!
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(Quincy)
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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I'd just like to enquire about the ethics of the Musical Director taking my already-somewhat-enebriated hubby-to-be to the pub... to say nothing of the nasturtiums he and certain others seem to have been casting at my virgin and pure reputation. ![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
I'd just like to enquire about the ethics of the Musical Director taking my already-somewhat-enebriated hubby-to-be to the pub... to say nothing of the nasturtiums he and certain others seem to have been casting at my virgin and pure reputation.
Ethics? Aren't they what you get on horses?
And as to your 'virgin and pure reputation', that might be the reputation you have down there, up here your reputation is somewhat different. What was it they called you? Ah yes: well oiled egg*
* Why? Easy to lay, of course ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
Deputy report:
Final on Scene 4:
Ran 12 Dec 19:54 - 13 Dec 11:59 [16 hr 5 min]
245 posts, 4 pages
27 Cast Members participated
Electrical injury to Sheep 3
No firearms use
Cast in order of appearance: Director; Narrator; Musical Director; Virgin Mary; Sheep 3; Joseph; Stable Cat; Evil Henchman; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Dragon; Tour manager; Fairy Godmother; Fourth Angel; Wise Guy; Chief Stage Manager; Third Singer; Angel 3; Mrs. Herod; Deputy Chief Shepherd; Passer-by 3; Techie 1; Jesus' Evil Twin; Phil the Wise Guy; Angel 5; Herod; Strings; Lowly Stage Hand
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Understudy
Nativity Play
# 3717
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Sheep 3:
Sheep 3 enters with burns to the mouth, seeking first aid and a lawsuit.
Hey, she told me it was a TV signal cable -- they're low voltage, low amp. How the hell was I supposed to know it was the power cord to a radio!
CAN I HAVE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION HERE!
*sign* I obviously have to do everything around here ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Looks closely at burns and then leads Sheep 3 into the ladies restrooms. Fills sink with cold water and then gently lowers sheeps jaw into it. (And if you're not nice to me I shall plunge you into a less desirable cold water source. Comprendee? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ) Repeats until the burning sensation stops. Carefully rubs lavender oil into the burn to help the healing and then sends the sheep off with some universal cure all
Now be careful what you eat in future ... Grass good, cables bad ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
The Understudy.
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
I'd just like to enquire about the ethics of the Musical Director taking my already-somewhat-enebriated hubby-to-be to the pub... to say nothing of the nasturtiums he and certain others seem to have been casting at my virgin and pure reputation.
Ethics? Aren't they what you get on horses?
And as to your 'virgin and pure reputation', that might be the reputation you have down there, up here your reputation is somewhat different. What was it they called you? Ah yes: well oiled egg*
* Why? Easy to lay, of course
Impudent pup! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
Impudent pup!
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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I wish to inform the management (with the exception of one) that I may be even quieter on stage than I normally am tonight.... as I appear to have been rendered speechless! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
...as I appear to have been rendered speechless!
A rousing rendition of the Hallelujah Chorus is now required! All together now:
a-one, a-two, a-three and-a-four...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
# 3657
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*from a safely unreachable spot in the rafters comes the melodious sound of the stable cat joining in the chorus*
mmmmrrrrrrooooowwwwww....
(*and just what was all that manuovering with cat-shaped-air and that trunk that herod was doing at the end of the last act? methinks he's having dt's*)
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Understudy:
quote:
Originally posted by Sheep 3:
Sheep 3 enters with burns to the mouth, seeking first aid and a lawsuit.
Hey, she told me it was a TV signal cable -- they're low voltage, low amp. How the hell was I supposed to know it was the power cord to a radio!
CAN I HAVE SOME MEDICAL ATTENTION HERE!
*sign* I obviously have to do everything around here
Looks closely at burns and then leads Sheep 3 into the ladies restrooms. Fills sink with cold water and then gently lowers sheeps jaw into it. (And if you're not nice to me I shall plunge you into a less desirable cold water source. Comprendee? ) Repeats until the burning sensation stops. Carefully rubs lavender oil into the burn to help the healing and then sends the sheep off with some universal cure all
Now be careful what you eat in future ... Grass good, cables bad
The Understudy.
[Sheep 3 looks adoringly at Understudy Lady.]
Baa. Baa.
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jlg the sheep
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Understudy
Nativity Play
# 3717
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Stable Cat:
*from a safely unreachable spot in the rafters comes the melodious sound of the stable cat joining in the chorus*
mmmmrrrrrrooooowwwwww....
(*and just what was all that manuovering with cat-shaped-air and that trunk that herod was doing at the end of the last act? methinks he's having dt's*)
I knew I'd find a use for these empty bottles of lovely gin
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Understudy
Nativity Play
# 3717
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Posted
Peaked too soon
Where's Ham & Egg's Supersoaker when you need it. Never mind, with a bowling action worthy of most Australian school boy cricketers The Understudy lobs said empty bottle of gin at delightful singing cat All is quiet. (And unless the "delightful singing cat" wishes to volunteer for either a) position of chief understudy neck warmer during this cold weather or b) an innocient for Herod to slaughter she'd better stick with "cute but mute" )
Tubbs
PS Hello sheep ... GRUBS UP!!!!!!!!!
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
# 3657
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Posted
*the stable cat watches bemused as a gin bottle flies several yards to her right and smashes a rack holding several spotlights, which fall to the stage completely ruined the cat for once is left totally speechless in shock.*
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Stable Cat:
*...a gin bottle flies several yards to her right and smashes a rack holding several spotlights, which fall to the stage completely ruined...*
That will be deducted from your performance fee, you mark my words.
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
# 3695
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Posted
Oi - union rep
Do something about those wretched sheep ro I'll turn them into wooly jumpers and Lancashire hotpot before the end of the play
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Understudy
Nativity Play
# 3717
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Stable Cat:
*the stable cat watches bemused as a gin bottle flies several yards to her right and smashes a rack holding several spotlights, which fall to the stage completely ruined the cat for once is left totally speechless in shock.*
Well it kind of worked Just remember, you could always be replaced
I get a fee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Understudy calls the Nice Man from the Insurance company - quoting policy numbers and the bit about "replacing like for like ..." - and is assured that the lights should arrive tomorrow and in the meantime, I'm sure that someone can rig up some spares. [Guessing that someone will be me then. *Sign* Back in a mo']
Understudy
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If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Mrs Tubbs - Chief Understudy and Go-fer
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
reconsiders. . .. onstage actresses are in a higher pay grade than stage managers.
Confidential to chief stage manager:
1. Under Equity rules, *stage managers* are at a *higher* base pay - check your pay packet
2. Stage managers don't act. You are authorized to call the Understudy
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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chief stage manager
Nativity Play
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Equity Deputy:
Confidential to chief stage manager:
1. Under Equity rules, *stage managers* are at a *higher* base pay - check your pay packet
2. Stage managers don't act. You are authorized to call the Understudy
Regarding point #1. Thank you, I have. Quite delightful news, actually.
Regarding point #2. I duly note this. Hoping Understudy's on-call hours will be more optimally aligned to onstage action than my two stage assistants and my first-aid person. Do I let them bleed til First-Aider arrives?
Respectfully, Chief Stage Manager.
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The original bessie rosebride.
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
# 3670
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Sheep 3:
[Sheep 3 looks adoringly at Understudy Lady.]
Baa. Baa.
I hate to mention this, but in addition to variations on "baa", this sheep has also been seen to go "plop, plop".
However, despite numerous antics and the passage of several scenes, it has not yet been seen to go "psssssssssssssssssss".
Speaking from experience of other unruly sheep on the tour bus...
You have been warned
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
Deputy report:
Correction to report of Scene 4: 173 posts, 4 pages
Final on Scene 5:
Ran 13 Dec 20:00 - 13 Dec 12:00 [16 hr 0 min]
165 posts, 4 pages
19 Cast Members participated
injury to Angel 1 - knee grazed by sheep
No firearms use
Cast in order of appearance: Musical Director; Narrator; Evil Henchman; Joseph; Herod; Chief Stage Manager; Angel 1; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Virgin Mary; Stable Cat; Fairy Godmother; Sheep 3; Director; Jesus' Evil Twin; Tealady; Passer-by 3; Angel 3; Techie 1; Baby Jesus
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
# 3695
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Posted
Look you lot - I'm doing more than the average shepherd ever has in trying to catch that wretched sheep.
What is the going market rate for mutton?
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Fairy Godmother
Nativity Play
# 3695
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Posted
Ok this is a formal protest on behalf of myself and A very naughty boy.
We have been working our backsides off trying to keep that play afloat tonight.
Just because most of the cast are drinking the night away somewhere in Manchester doesn't mean that those of us who happen to take pride in our thespian careers should carry the bozzy beggars.
We will be making representation to our unions - NUFF* and PMIP** - in the hope of a better rate of pay for weekend work, and a larger profile in the billing.
FG & AVNB
* National Union of Film Fairies
** Python Monty Institute of Performers
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It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Posted
*ahem* ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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A very naughty boy
Nativity Play
# 3677
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Posted
Feeling left out Mary?
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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.
[strathclydezero]
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Posted
Chance would have been a fine thing tonight! Still, what a team, eh?
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Posted
I think we were amazing. What talent, what improvisation, what a Skoda!
And all that without any musical accompaniment.
There's no need to go on strike. I understand we are to receive the Musical Director's wages for tonight to share between us. He's paid extortionately well and tonight just proved how well we can manage without him. I know he would want us to have it.
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Chief Wise Man
Nativity Play
# 3674
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Posted
I thought you all were boffo!
Bravo!
Kudos!
Well Done Donkey, BVM and Brian.
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incurablyGeeking westwardly; avatar following yonder star.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Posted
Baaaaa.
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jlg the sheep
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bee_of_good_cheer
Nativity Play
# 3672
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Posted
kudos, sheep 3.
have a brownie, dear? ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (ponders zephirine of the roses)
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Posted
[Offstage, Sheep 3 looks adoringly at bee_of_good_cheer and techie 1, and then promptly falls asleep.]
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jlg the sheep
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bee_of_good_cheer
Nativity Play
# 3672
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Posted
plaits sheep3's fleece while she is sleeping. ties ends with cerulean ribbons and tiny jingle bells. leaves a baggie of timothy and sweet clover for sheep to dispense at her discretion.
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how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? (ponders zephirine of the roses)
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Director
Nativity Play
# 3664
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
I think we were amazing. What talent, what improvisation, what a Skoda!
And all that without any musical accompaniment.
There's no need to go on strike. I understand we are to receive the Musical Director's wages for tonight to share between us. He's paid extortionately well and tonight just proved how well we can manage without him. I know he would want us to have it.
Ahem!
There was my little musical contribution, you know. I did try to get the Teletubbies, but they were already booked up.
Well done, though everyone. I'll be putting in my nominations for the awards asap.
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Miffy
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
There's no need to go on strike. I understand we are to receive the Musical Director's wages for tonight to share between us. He's paid extortionately well and tonight just proved how well we can manage without him. I know he would want us to have it.
Is that what you know? You know wrong.
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
Ran 14 Dec 19:56 - 15 Dec 12:01 [16 hr 5 min]
243 posts, 5 pages
21 Cast Members participated
injury to A very naughty boy [Brian] - kicked by sheep
No firearms use
Cast in order of appearance: Musical Director; Narrator; Virgin Mary; Sheep 3; The Donkey; Jesus' Evil Twin; A very naughty boy; Angel 2; Tour manager; Fairy Godmother; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Even Lowlier Shepherd; Director; Baby Jesus; Chief Stage Manager; Chief Wise Man; The Cow; Passer-by 3; Angel 5; Techie 1; Joseph
We have now had appearances on the main stage from everyone whose sock number I know except General Dogsbody [splosh]; Black Angel [Peronel]; Peasant (3rd on the left) [Cliona]; Pontius Pilot [Simon] - who has appeared in the office, and your humble reporter (also in the office)
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
# 3653
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Posted
I am extremely tired from all this thespianism, but at least I don't have a hangover
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
I am extremely tired from all this thespianism, but at least I don't have a hangover
Yes, I'm glad I don't have a hangover as well. But I am ill *sympathetic awwwwww's* and very tired and only half way round my room (stripping wallpaper that is).
Now then, I would like to report to the Tealady and the Medic. I need some medicine or the Play may be without a Musical Director.
*da da daaaaaa*
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Posted
[Sheep 3 awakes, notices her fleece feels odd, and gives herself a good shake, only to immediately stop in alarm at a sudden tinkling noise]
Baaaaa?
[Tries shaking again, and again stops to listen for the tinkling noise]
Baaaaaaaaaaaa.
[She slowly wanders off, moving in starts and stops, trying to understand this noise which is following her around]
Baa.
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jlg the sheep
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Lowly Shepherd
Nativity Play
# 3693
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Posted
quote:
We will be making representation to our unions - NUFF* and PMIP** - in the hope of a better rate of pay for weekend work, and a larger profile in the billing.
FG & AVNB
* National Union of Film Fairies
** Python Monty Institute of Performers
PMIP. Didn't they used to be part of MPPI (Monty Python Performing Institute)?
Splitters!
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aka Busyknitter
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
As Deputy In Real Live has Audition ^h^h^h^h job interview early in am, final report is likely to be late....
Deputy report:
Interim on Scene 7:
Ran 15 Dec 20:01 - 16 Dec 01:41 [5 hr 41 min]
239 posts, 5 pages
22 Cast Members participated
rumour of damage to cat [request to Jedi Knight to investigate same]
No firearms use
Cast list later....
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
# 3657
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Posted
hullo, lads, the cats human minder here again, no damage to my little darling, but you should check out that evil henchman, think somene slipped him some of that, um, whatsit, lds? in his tea. he seems to be hallucinating rather badly.
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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First-aider
Nativity Play
# 3665
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Posted
*dispenses Mr Men plasters and antiseptic in the appropriate places*
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(Quincy)
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Equity Deputy
Nativity Play
# 3673
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Posted
Deputy report:
Scene 7 final:
Ran 15 Dec 20:01 - 16 Dec 11:59 [15 hr 58 min]
255 posts, 6 pages
29 Cast Members participated
Rumours of damage to Cat proved false
No firearms use (but display of weapons and implements of destruction)
Cast in order of appearance: Musical Director; Narrator; Sheep 3; Dragon; Wise Man 2; Stable Cat; Tour manager; Chief Wise Man; Rudolph the Red-nosed Sheep; Herod; Chief Stage Manager; Evil Henchman; Understudy; Jesus' Evil Twin; The Star in the East; Sheep 1; Chief Comic Shepherd; Wise Guy; Angel 3; Deputy Chief Shepherd; Passer-by 3; Angel 1; Jedi Knight; Angel 6; Phil the Wise Guy; Strings; Angel 5; Camel Driver; Spare Shepherd
Note: the following members of The Cast have not yet posted biographical notes in the Programme. As bio's provide another chance for stars to shine, I encourage those so minded to go to the Programme Thread
Lowly Stage Hand; Strings; Wise Man 2; First-aider; Gift of Gold; Dragon; Chief Wise Man; Wardrobe; Black Angel; A very naughty boy; St. Elizabeth; Peasant (3rd on the left); Even Lowlier Shepherd; Lowly Shepherd; Pontius Pilot; General Dogsbody; Jesus' Evil Twin; Wise Guy; The Star in the East; The Donkey
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Joan [Equity Deputy Dog] Rasch
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Herod
Nativity Play
# 3649
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Posted
Call that a review?
Pah!
That critic wouldn't know a future OBE receiver if he came up and recited the complete works of Shakespeare at him.
[Recited with original spelling errors remaining intact, perchance?]
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Lowliest Shepherd
Nativity Play
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Right-o I am back from a break with soon to be Mrs Lowliest Shepherd ![[Smile]](smile.gif) in Baltimore, so no PCs for the past 5-days.
However I have been practicing my lines for the shepherds glorious entrance and our dramatical stage appearance.
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Rob Miller - Ship's TULIP
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