Seasonal greetings, one and all, and welcome to the first-ever online Ship of Fools Nativity Play: a fun and festive feast of frivolity – an ecclesiastical exhibition of dodgy dramatics. The cast and crew have been working hard... well... OK... they have been hastily thrown together, with no script, to perform for you an off-the-wall look at the Christmas story. Click here to view our distinguished cast of players and here for the programme of scenes. New scenes start every evening at 8pm (GMT) and close the following day at 12 noon. Readers may toss flowers (or rotten tomatoes) here on the audience participation thread in Heaven.