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Source: (consider it) Thread: Hey, Aijalon, you Pinheaded Bigot
Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by romanesque:
Just for clarity, are you calling me a cockwomble

Yes.

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I'd also like to express my distaste for genteel slurs like "cockwomble" when the English language is replete with the most beautifully descriptive pejoratives.
Duly noted, you violator of small mammals. Kindly go forth and insert whichever boil-ridden appendage is responsible for the autonomous renal function that you laughably consider an intellect into an industrial meat grinder. Not one of the good ones though, I don't want my mince to become contaminated.

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Coy digs show the cowardice of their user. Offend away, arsehole.
Nowt coy about it, sunshine.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Curiosity killed ...:
romanesque posted nine times after that flounce, three times on the Styx thread discussing links and six times on the Biblical interpretation thread in Dead Horses, so I suspect the celebrations could be premature.

Damn.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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You've got a couple of newbies, probly young, if not by the clock, and you gotta show 'em your cocks, or twats if that's what you got. Ain't no neechi here.

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
You've got a couple of newbies, probly young, if not by the clock, and you gotta show 'em your cocks, or twats if that's what you got. Ain't no neechi here.

So, you would walk into a pub, tell the owner they should stock different libation, change the channel on the telly, tell the patrons they should restructure their conversations and critique the décor and expect no feedback?

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Neechi: friend, and it includes those you should endeavour to be on good terms with, even if they say it all wrong and you feel you should hate them. (Jesus spoke Cree.)

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
You've got a couple of newbies, probly young, if not by the clock, and you gotta show 'em your cocks, or twats if that's what you got. Ain't no neechi here.

So, you would walk into a pub, tell the owner they should stock different libation, change the channel on the telly, tell the patrons they should restructure their conversations and critique the décor and expect no feedback?
You didn't give feedback, you to beat 'em up in the back alley.

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lilBuddha
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Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
Neechi: friend, and it includes those you should endeavour to be on good terms with, even if they say it all wrong and you feel you should hate them. (Jesus spoke Cree.)

Go back and read their contributions and the replies. People tried. roman*esque responded with passive-aggression and Aijalon cannot manage to be coherent in his bigotry. There are other people onboard with opinions on homosexuality that do not differ greatly from his. I've not called them to Hell, nor felt a desire to do so.
They have earned the ire, for all they did it so quickly.
Jesus would have forgiven them, perhaps befriended them. He would also have rebuked them.

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
You didn't give feedback, you to beat 'em up in the back alley.

Again, multiple people attempted to show Romanesque how this place works. He refused to learn.
Read what I said about the other idiot in my post previous to this. And read Thunderbunk's Styx thread.

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So goodnight moon, I want the sun
If it's not here soon, I might be done
No it won't be too soon 'til I say goodnight moon

- A. N. Parsley, D. Mcvinni

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Every time somebody flounces or gets planked, the chest-beaters and garment-rippers come out of the sideboards to bewail how evil and horrible we are, and how much poorer, by factors of 10, the ship will be without the departed one(s). It's as tiresome as newbies coming here and playing "I'll take you all on with one hand tied behind my back" games in Hell.

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Curiosity killed ...

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Having posted a number of times trying to explain to romanesque why answers in an hour long YouTube presentation by Alex Tsarikis were not taking a discussion forward, even if I was prepared to watch something that most people categorise as science woo, and he/she still didn't get it, or want to get it, then maybe this isn't the site for him/her. I'm just sad that Alan Cresswell didn't pick up on the quantum mechanics argument (it's on the Darwinian thread).

And romanesque invited him/herself to this thread by posting on it.

If you want to see why Aijalon is being called to Hell, as mousethief says, you just need to read the Dead Horses threads. They are pretty much all incoherent homophobic screeds, trying to justify homophobia with no real thread or argument.

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
quote:
Originally posted by no prophet's flag is set so...:
You've got a couple of newbies, probly young, if not by the clock, and you gotta show 'em your cocks, or twats if that's what you got. Ain't no neechi here.

So, you would walk into a pub, tell the owner they should stock different libation, change the channel on the telly, tell the patrons they should restructure their conversations and critique the décor and expect no feedback?
This. And mostly done in an obnoxious manner.

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Goodness me, Aijalon has only been here for 5 minutes and he's been called to Hell already.

Is this a record?

I remember an outstandingly offensive noob getting called to Hell after three or four posts. Maybe four years ago.
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Would that be the one who hasn't come in to gloat over last week's Tory landslide?

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Shush. He'll hear you.

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ThunderBunk

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Does the Ship offer productivity bonuses? It would appear to have acquired a Stakhanovite of bullshit.

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quote:
Originally posted by rolyn:
Would that be the one who hasn't come in to gloat over last week's Tory landslide?

With his "no-one wants what you lefties are selling ha ha ha ha" shit, Labour's 40% share of the vote is probably causing a re-whateverhedoesinsteadofthink.

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ThunderBunk

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Just to affirm that this is where the spew of pin-headed bigotry coming from Aijalon belongs, whether he chooses to acknowledge it or not.

It continues in volume and does not change in quality, so its true origin and destination do not change either.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
quote:
Originally posted by Gamaliel:
Goodness me, Aijalon has only been here for 5 minutes and he's been called to Hell already.

Is this a record?

I remember an outstandingly offensive noob getting called to Hell after three or four posts. Maybe four years ago.
Not long after I joined the Ship someone signed up with a username of 'BNP'. This showed up on the 'Newbie alert' on the main page and they were promptly called to Hell with a total of zero posts.

I'm pretty sure this record is unlikely to be beaten ...

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