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Thread: Heaven: Miss Molly Revelations
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) little do they know I have it all
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zephirine of the roses
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good golly, miss molly
where did you go? ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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We are, each of us, angels with only one wing. And we can only fly embracing each other."
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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*Arriving from the train station, carrying a large carpet bag*
Hello, dear Zephirine! I have been sleuthing in Smallville.
Does it occur to anyone that Dolphy's avatar is looking a bit different? Slightly domier and shinier on the head? There is a good reason for this!
The person passing himself off as Dolphy on this thread is actually Lex Luthor! Never fear, I have entrusted him to the tender care of the Smallville Penitentiary, released the real Dolphy from this- *produces a bottle habitat, made by the evil genius in imitation of Kandor*-and sent her home to the loving ministrations of Jack, Jessie and Brandy. Her poor family were deluded by the kryptonite as well!
The kryptonite I have destroyed. I have no patience with those who say we always need some for study!
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Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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oohhh, what happened to me? My head hurts...
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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I believe Fearless had also to the correct conclusions about Sister Dolphy. What a perceptive being!
Molly, did you check all those cornfields with that kryptonite detector you have? I understand there were some deposits away from the original impact "footprint" because of some deflection through the atmosphere.
Thanks for singing to me, Molly dear! It's amazing that with all this extra bother you've had with the kryptonite poisoning, that you still have the time and inclination to sing for us!
jj...waving her lightsaber in salute and joy at seeing Molly and the real Dolphy...
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Scarlet
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
I believe Fearless had also come to the correct conclusions about Sister Dolphy. What a perceptive being!
Fearless is smiling smugly at your remark. ![[Wink]](wink.gif) It's a lucky thing she has chosen to be my cat. I'll never figure out how she managed to sound the alarm to Molly that my home had been poisoned with kryptonite.
Due to Fearless' cunning plan to get Molly to North Carolina ![[Confused]](confused.gif) and Molly's sacrificial loving deeds to gain my freedom from the effects of the poison, I am once again in my right mind.
I'm repentant of the suspicious, accusational , and hurtful things I said while under delusion. I'm free! ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) ![[Heart]](graemlins/heartpump.gif)
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer
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jedijudy*
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Bessie rosebride, thank Heavens you are your sweet, un-kryptonited self again! I know Fearless must have been sick with worry, and is grateful to have you back to normal.
Revelation time! I believe I heard that Miss_Molly is taking time away from her many consultations with "W", and has met with the Pope in order to ask the Vatican to have a special "Come to Jesus" meeting about getting Sebastian's Saintliness polished up some. I understand John PaulII even asked the Dali Lama for his assistance (humming during the prayers, special incense...stuff like that) because the kryptonite poisoning seems to have a very extreme effect on Saints.
Molly is far too humble to tell y'all about her efforts on St. Seb's behalf. Therefore, I shall "toot her horn".
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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Humility is necessary when you realize you have requested assistance from the wrong Patriarch! Saint Sebastian falls under the spiritual sway of the Patriarch of Antioch, so I am on my way to beg his help.
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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"
Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I am sorry if I have said anything out of order in the last few weeks. The doctor says that the effects of the nice blue sweeties I found in Molly's handbag will wear off soon. Wonders where Molly gets them made ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil3.gif)
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif) Molly
Do you see this /\ angelic personage?
Now. who could even think she's capable of any harm? I think not!
So there.
jj ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
I am sorry if I have said anything out of order in the last few weeks. The doctor says that the effects of the nice blue sweeties I found in Molly's handbag will wear off soon. Wonders where Molly gets them made ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
It is quite sad that the average medical practitioner does not recognize the effects of kryptonite poisoning. However, there are few of your race on planet Earth, Dolphy, so we must forgive them and arrange for inservices. Perhaps dear Bessie could arrange them?
I really don't recommend the blue tablets, though. They are disinfectant for the truly nasty toilet facilities I encounter in my travels.
The Patriarch of Antioch is checking to see which liturgy might be appropriate to deal with St Sebastian's case. I expect to hear very soon.
And now, I am off once again to Smallville, as Lex Luthor has expressed a desire for counselling. I shall also, according to Sister Judy's perspicacious request be examining the local corn fields.
In the meantime, I have left food for Kitten if someone will dispense it? And I am putting Campbellite on his honor.
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[ 31. October 2002, 13:10: Message edited by: Stoo. ]
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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"
Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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Scarlet
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Of course, inservices will be necessary and beneficial.... perhaps I know someone, as well, who could write an article for the medical journals.
Kitten! Here, come have some food Miss Molly has left you. I think the coast is clear....no Campbellite in sight...... ![[Smile]](smile.gif) ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer
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Wandering with Hope
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It has come to my attention that perhaps bessie & fearless have been subjected to kryptonite poisoning....perhaps this is why sweet fearless is so fearful
And all this time I thought it was me
![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif)
I shall have to monitor more closely ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Please beware!!! Dame Molly has told me today that she has now manufactured the nice little blue sweeties and they are selling in every supermarket around the world! Please beware!!!!
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Scarlet
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
Please beware!!! Dame Molly has told me today that she has now manufactured the nice little blue sweeties and they are selling in every supermarket around the world! Please beware!!!!
Gads! I'm so confused! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
quote:
Origianlly posted by Wandering with Hope:
It has come to my attention that perhaps bessie & fearless have been subjected to kryptonite poisoning....perhaps this is why sweet fearless is so fearful
Perhaps this is why Fearless was suspicious of the different kind of cat food I bought her and that she refused to eat!!
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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Well, I had no idea shipmates would be looking for sweeties in the soap, detergent, ammonia, and disinfectants aisle!
If you are such sweet tusks, I promise to make you some divinity when I get back from Smallville. Luther's counselling seems to be going well, by the way, but I am too old a hand at this to be sanguine too soon.
Bessie, I am sorry to hear Fearless is jumpy. You might try treating her to baby food. Many cats love the meat baby food, veal or lamb or turkey, and will eat this when all else fails. I am sending her special lovies.
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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"
Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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Wandering with Hope
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss Molly
Bessie, I am sorry to hear Fearless is jumpy. You might try treating her to baby food. Many cats love the meat baby food, veal or lamb or turkey, and will eat this when all else fails. I am sending her special lovies.
Miss Molly - do not be fooled by Fearless, she is simply picky, (and jumpy by nature)my Spudz ate her rejected food with delight. btw. Hello, nice to meet you. ![[Not worthy!]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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Oh, posh!
Fearless will be overjoyed to be served baby food meats. Especially when she hears that her hero, Miss Molly, prescribed it for her. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Now, then --- on to other matters at hand. Where is Kitten?? Has anyone seen our baby cat lately? Are you sure Campbellite has been behaving?
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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The very dear Reverend Campbellite has to behave. My lightsaber is much faster than his fireplace poker.
I brought nutritious treats for the kitties. (Not for fattening them up, in case someone is interested.)
Oh! Look! Here's a picture in today's paper of Miss_Molly winning the Nobel Peace prize for her efforts to end the kryptonite poisoning!
jj
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Decides to pop some of the little blue sweeties in Fearless' baby food
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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*Discovers the mind ray machine hidden in Lex Luthor's girlie magazine, confiscates, and uses to clear Dolphy's mind of these wicked thoughts. Destroys machine, despite Luthor's cunning pleas that she might use it to achieve world peace, universal freedom from hunger, and respect and love for all feline creatures. God does not work by mind control, and neither does Miss Molly. Labors in prayer with Lex, then leaves to inspect the last cornfield that might have been infected.*
Bessie, there is a sale of the baby meat going on at the A and P.
Fearless, I know you are far to wise a cat to push your good luck too far.
Pleased to meet you, Wandering. My best regards to Spudz.
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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"
Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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Eanswyth
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quote:
Originally posted by Miss_Molly:
Bessie, there is a sale of the baby meat going on at the A and P.
Oh no! Miss Molly has revealed her dark side. Sure, she doesn't eat cats. SHE EATS BABIES!
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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No! Miss_Molly does not "eat babies"!!! Goodness. Unless of course you're talking about baby peas, or baby corn (yummy...Chinese stir fry!), or certain forms of BBQ ribs. Not human babies. I repeat... "Goodness"!!!
Aww, look at this newspaper article. Molly's Nobel prize money is being put to good use. She's using part to clean the environment where the kryptonite impacted. The rest she is using for mental and physical rehabilitation for the victims of Mr. Luthor. Such a humantitarian! I salute my wonderful Jedi sister.
< jj, waving lightsaber in high arcs to honor Molly >
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Scarlet
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For Miss Molly, Nobel Prize winner, and for her humanitarian deeds:
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
—dialogue from Primer
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Eanswyth
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
No! Miss_Molly does not "eat babies"!!! Goodness. Unless of course you're talking about baby peas, or baby corn (yummy...Chinese stir fry!), or certain forms of BBQ ribs. Not human babies. I repeat... "Goodness"!!!
Thank you for the correction, Your Jediness. I see now. Well then, who is the baby meat for? Bessie? Fearless? This is all quite troubling. ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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It means meat for babies, not of babies.
And the baby in question is Fearless, kitty cat baby. She was off her feed and Molly suggested I give her baby food meats.
(No babies or cats were harmed in the posting of this statement.)
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
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Eanswyth
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[Roseanne Roseannadana voice]
Ohhhhh.
Nevermind.
[/Roseanne Roseannadana voice]
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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My head is spinning and my tongue has gone bright blue.... what IS going on? Molly, jj, help me, help me....
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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Dolphy, we're all here. Did Daughter-Unit give you one of those Pixy Stix left over from Hallowe'en? They will turn your tongue colors.
Tsk Tsk Daughter-Type Person! You are so grounded!!!
jj
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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I have just returned to this thread after a weekend camping trip with our local Boy Scout troop (really!)
I was absolutely SHOCKED to hear about Miss_Molly and the baby food! (So glad that was finally cleared up, btw) One question remains, though. How many babies to you have to squeeze to get a pint of baby oil? Just wondering.
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Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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Campbellite,
How nice of you to drop in.
One question remains for you, too.
There's this little matter of our poor missing and lost Kitten. The very one you were fattening up and prodding with the fireplace poker....seen 'er lately, have you?
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They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more.
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Miss_Molly
Toujours gai
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quote:
Originally posted by Campbellite:
I have just returned to this thread after a weekend camping trip with our local Boy Scout troop (really!)
I was absolutely SHOCKED to hear about Miss_Molly and the baby food! (So glad that was finally cleared up, btw) One question remains, though. How many babies to you have to squeeze to get a pint of baby oil? Just wondering.
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Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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Miss_Molly
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Initially, I was so deeply shocked by the Reverend and Dear Campbellite's post that I hit reply prematurely!
Then I decided it was one of those errors in semantics to which our brother seems increasingly subject.
Baby oil is liquid to lubricate infants, not liquid obtained from infants! As a father, surely you remember the characteristics of liquids flowing from babies? Do try to keep up, Reverend and Dear Sir! You seemed to grasp the principle with regard to baby meat, now you must learn to generalize.
A gargle of baking soda and table salt in equal proportions, dissolved in warm water, will cleanse dear Dolphy's tongue, and prompt her to more caution in future.
*Returns to her search for Kitten, the cornfields now being cleaned up to her satisfaction*
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"I come from a state that raises corn, and cockleburrs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me"
Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver at a naval banquet in Philadelphia, 1899
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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quote:
Originally posted by bessie rosebride:
Campbellite,
How nice of you to drop in.
One question remains for you, too.
There's this little matter of our poor missing and lost Kitten. The very one you were fattening up and prodding with the fireplace poker....seen 'er lately, have you?
I haven't seen Kitten in days.
Really.
I haven't!
Honest.
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WTFWED?
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Kitten
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Hi
I'm back from frolicking and frisking in the gales in Norfolk and in the mist on Dartmoor.
Did anybody miss me?
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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Oh Kitten, thank God you are back... here is a saucer of milk for you.
Rushes off to find Miss Molly
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Scarlet
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Kitten!
Hurray, you're ok. ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
<hugs and loving stroking of fur>
(just like a cat to wander off without a word to anyone....and here I was suspecting Campbellite..not without some just cause, since he'd been making threatening overtures....)
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Lurker McLurker™
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quote:
Originally posted by Kitten:
Hi
I'm back from frolicking and frisking in the gales in Norfolk and in the mist on Dartmoor.
Did anybody miss me?
Frolicking and Frisking? I don't think so.
You've been meeting with your animal-experimenting paymasters and have returned to assist Miss Molly in her wicked plans to lure innocent kittens to their doom. Your kitten costume doesn't even fit properly. And I can see the label poking out at the collar.
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jedijudy*
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Kitten! Yes we missed you! Don't listen to Columcille, all these aspersions being cast about are being swept up and put into the dumpster.
Molly, did you see Dolphy? She was looking for you. Bessie rosebride has taken care of Kitten's needs, and I think you should come with me. We have hot chocolate and Girl Scout Cookies! (No, Rev. Mr. Campbellite, sir..they are not made out of Girl Scouts!!)
Also, we need to talk about getting tickets to go to all these nice movies that are opening soon! We do want to go opening day, don't we?
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jedijudy*
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I need to tell y'all about Miss_Molly's pasties!!!
Bet that got your attention!
As the fearless manager of JediDragon, Miss_Molly has come up with a special cheer.
Here is a direct quote from the lady herself:
"(I) have pompoms attached to my chest so they wave as I sleep".
And there is a time frame involved:
"24/7 coverage"
There you have it folks, a vote of confidence from our very own, Miss_Molly!
jj
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Golden Key
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quote:
Originally posted by Kitten:
Hi
I'm back from frolicking and frisking in the gales in Norfolk and in the mist on Dartmoor.
Did anybody miss me?
Of course, Kitten! But if we'd known you were on Dartmoor, we would've been so worried! You see, there's this big hound that hangs out near the Baskervilles' place...
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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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This situation is getting out of control! I was chatting to Dame Molly on MSN earlier and she said: "I must go, I need to eat myself".
I am so concerned for our safety. She eats human flesh!
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Golden Key
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quote:
Originally posted by Dolphy:
This situation is getting out of control! I was chatting to Dame Molly on MSN earlier and she said: "I must go, I need to eat myself".
Hmmm...that does seem rather self-defeating!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
We have hot chocolate and Girl Scout Cookies! (No, Rev. Mr. Campbellite, sir..they are not made out of Girl Scouts!!)
jj
Oh that is SUCH a relief!
Does that mean it is safe for us to eat Brownies? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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WTFWED?
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jedijudy*
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quote:
Originally posted by Campbellite:
Oh that is SUCH a relief!
Does that mean it is safe for us to eat Brownies?
Reverend and Dear Sir, I think maybe in your case it would be safest to not chance it. One never knows, does one?
jj...standing between Campbellite and all kitties and small children...
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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Ya know, if I were a "tetchy" sort of person, I might think you didn't appreciate my culinary skills.
Never trust a skinny cook!
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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Kitten
Shipmate
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Of course, Kitten! But if we'd known you were on Dartmoor, we would've been so worried! You see, there's this big hound that hangs out near the Baskervilles' place...
But I live on Dartmoor
Whimper, whimper
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Worry not, Kitten - all the other Devon shipmates will protect you. We went on a banishing all ghoulies walk in Exeter at halloween, so that nasty hound cannot hurt you.
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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Originally posted by Campbellite:
Ya know, if I were a "tetchy" sort of person, I might think you didn't appreciate my culinary skills.
Never trust a skinny cook!
Now, are you cooking blue-green meat?
Otherwise, my taster and I trust you implicitly.
jj
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