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Benny Diction 2
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It struck me last night watching "Delia through the decades" on TV that I've always had a bit of a crush on Delia Smith.

Whilst not wanting this thread to go down any sordid or sexist routes, I was wondering what secret crushes shipmates would admit to.

[ 18. February 2010, 14:33: Message edited by: jedijudy ]

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You might think this odd from a gay man but I am so in love [but non-sexually] with Diane Keaton - I have been for years!

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Benny Diction 2
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
You might think this odd from a gay man but I am so in love [but non-sexually] with Diane Keaton - I have been for years!

WW. This is going off at a tangent but your posting has triggered something I've never understood. Do you know why is it some gay men have crushes on Judy Garland (as Dorothy) and Doris Day for example?

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Welease Woderwick

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[tangent]That has puzzled me for a long time, neither have ever particularly appealed to me.

[Doubtless I will now be drummed out of the all the local gay venues as a heretic!]
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[Hot and Hormonal] I have a secret crush on Howie Mandel [Hot and Hormonal] The one time I confessed this to someone she didn't stop laughing for the rest of the evening and she still likes to joke about me being "hot for Howie". [Hot and Hormonal]

I also have a small thing for Eddie Izzard, but mostly my crushes are on fictional characters (it's not Colin Firth, it's Mr Darcy as Firth portrays him; it's not Johnny Depp, who I could take or leave, it's Jack Sparrow, and so on).

My husband has pointed out that all these people are rather odd in some way and often rather narcissistic. [Paranoid]

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For a long time post-LOTR I had a secret crush on Orlando Bloom (yes, I know, I know). I think it was the pointy ears that did it. I must have been quite badly smitten, because at the time I didn't even find it embarrassing.
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Benny Diction 2
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I thought for the benefit of non UK reidents I should put a link to a photo of Delia. There are loads if you Google her, but this link has a double crush benefit! (Delia and Kate Bush)

http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/delia-smith/04/mainImage.jpg

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OMG, Prettyfly, I've got an anti-crush on Howie Mandel. I literally have to turn the channel when I catch him on anything but the odd re-run of St. Elsewhere, which I liked.

I used to be an ardent X-Phile and adored David Duchovny as Fox Mulder. I still think he is a cutey and try and catch him when he appears on talk shows.

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Fox Mulder definately.
Neo is a real crush, not Keanu Reeves, just the character. Oh and of course Jack Sparrow. Odd isn't is that it is so often the character not the actor.

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny Diction 2:
(Delia and Kate Bush)

You have A Thing for women with floormop hairdos?
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I once had a boss named Leo who was very good-looking. I had a secret crush on him.

This may be why I appreciate the postings of a certain Shipmate, even though I know that that's not his real name and he probably looks nowhere like my old boss.

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Another for Fox Mulder (not necessarily David Duchovny, just the character Fox). There is a vulnerability about him that scores very high on my Men Who Need to be Mothered meter.
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Flicka. (The American mezzo Frederica von Stade, for those not in the know.)

I first saw her (as Cherubino) when I was 18 or so. (Kiri was the Countess in the same production - it was the first at San Francisco Opera for both.)

Mmmm.

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Zooey Deschanel. It's all in the eyes.
I can't for the life of me bring myself to watch 500 Days of Summer, simply because I can't deal with the prospect of someone not getting the girl when she's The Girl.

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Definitely the arrogant but smart characters (Mr. Darcy etc.) in books and movies. All the people I know enough not to date, even if I were single, but am totally attracted to.

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny Diction 2:
... Delia and Kate Bush ...

Most red-blooded men wouldn't have even noticed Delia in that photograph ... [Big Grin]

For myself, as I've said on previous celebrity-crush threads, give me
Captain Slow any time. Please. [Smile]

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Anderson Cooper. Those piercing blue eyes set against the prematurely-silver hair. And during his Hurricane Katrina reporting, when he'd walk through New Orleans in jeans and a black t-shirt... oh, my....

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I have a list.
1)Phillip Glenister as Gene Hunt. Such ill-manners, loud brash, drunkard yet tenderness and loving at the same time. Those blue eyes and that masculine face. YOWZA.
2)Robert Downey, Jr. as Sherlock Holmes. That wit, brains and brawn...sharp, dark piercing eyes. Such intensity. Detective, come inspect me now!
3)Kevin James as Paul Paul Blart. Such pretty eyes and makes me laugh, plus he can kick some butt. The Segway PT looks cool to me. I know I am weird but hey.
4) Secret guy-I-know-through-church. Nerd, quirky, sensitive very bold guy, came right up to me and told me his life story. I want so badly to rip off his...read his bible with him. *sigh*

There you go. [Smile]

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...4) available?

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
...4) available?

I think so. But he must just not be that into me as we run in the same circles and he ain't done nuthing since that day to reach out.

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Not such a secret crush but definitely an embarrassing one - Phillip Schofield. Especially since he stopped dyeing his hair and has gone beautifully grey! He was my first crush as a little girl and has stayed with me ever since [Big Grin]

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My first was (blush) Gil Gerard, from Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

In my defence, I was about 9 at the time.

My first real, send-the-actor-a-birthday-card crush was Lee Curreri, who played Bruno in Fame. Strangely enough, a few hundred miles away a certain Hugal was having similar feelings for Valerie Landsburg who played Doris. Funny old world.

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Sarah-Jane Smith, Dr Who, 1974-1976 - strangely enough, just covering the period I was gearing up for adolescence. And dammit, she's still hot 30 years later just as I'm gearing up for my mid-life crisis.
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My male friends and brothers think she is ugly, with a terrible voice; but I have a crush on (Australian Deputy Prime Minister) Julia Gillard. This is not new but started 12 or so years ago when I first saw her on a late night news programme. My partner knows and is not jealous or worried (there are resemblances).

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Purple Daisy - don't worry. I'm with you on Philip Schofield (altho it's not widely known!) Whereas my Alan Rickman "Thing" is.

I'm afraid I had a bit of a (really I can't explain it at all, because it wasn't due to physical attraction) Thing for Baldrick in Blackadders 2 & 4. Now that really is wierd.

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quote:
Originaly posted by PurpleDaisy

Phillip Schofield. Especially since he stopped dyeing his hair and has gone beautifully grey!

Me too, and I'll add David McCallam, first as Illya Kuryakin in 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E' and now as Dr (Ducky) Mallard in NCIS.

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Well, I used to be very keen on Paul Michael Glaser. Then there's Johnny Depp...and Patrick Stewart is splendid, as is Cameron Diaz. [Smile]
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Welease Woderwick

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Yes to Alan Rickman - in fact YES! Yes! Oh, YESSS!!! to Alan Rickman.

Years and years ago when I was a little lad just becoming aware of such things my first serious celebrity crush was on Barry Curtis who played Ricky North in Champion the Wonder Horse. I wanted us to ride off into the sunset together - I don't think I was clear at that point what we do once we got wherever we were going but I was in lurve!

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
...4) available?

I think so. But he must just not be that into me as we run in the same circles and he ain't done nuthing since that day to reach out.
Have you done anything? If not, why not give it a go- needs courage but what have you got to lose?
If someone owned up to having a secret thing about me, even if I wasn't interested (as I wouldn't be, being very happily attached), I might be a bit embarrassed but I'd probably also be very flattered.

[ 13. January 2010, 10:56: Message edited by: Albertus ]

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Lorraine Kelly.

To me she is the embodiment of the not-too-common phenomenon of the friend's really nice mum that you fancied in your teenage years. Sort of like Perry's feelings towards Mrs Paterson (both of Harry Enfield's Kevin & Perry)

My wife is aware of this crush, but I can't recall if I explained the above rationale. Plus I like her accent.

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quote:
Originally posted by AgnosticJim:
Lorraine Kelly.

To me she is the embodiment of the not-too-common phenomenon of the friend's really nice mum that you fancied in your teenage years. Sort of like Perry's feelings towards Mrs Paterson (both of Harry Enfield's Kevin & Perry)

My wife is aware of this crush, but I can't recall if I explained the above rationale. Plus I like her accent.

Not a crush in a sexual sense, but I love Lorraine Kelly, I think she must be a great entertaining friend to have. She is the person that I would most like to have lunch with.

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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
Yes to Alan Rickman - in fact YES! Yes! Oh, YESSS!!! to Alan Rickman.

Indeed! And since watching Spider Man 2 the other day, I realised my new crush is Alfred Molina. Yum.
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Dormouse and ElaineC - it is so comforting to know I am not alone! It has been suggested by some that I may need psychological help. They just don't understand [Roll Eyes]

My husband and I have a "get out of jail free" clause. Mine is Phillip Schofield, his is Kylie. We both acknowledge that out love of these people was formed long before we met each other [Big Grin]

Because, of course, Phillip is just dying to go out with me, he just doesn't know it yet [Killing me]

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Benny Diction 2
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quote:
Originally posted by Lord Jestocost:
Sarah-Jane Smith, Dr Who, 1974-1976 - strangely enough, just covering the period I was gearing up for adolescence. And dammit, she's still hot 30 years later just as I'm gearing up for my mid-life crisis.

Here, here!

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Current crushes:

a) Fictional people: Sir Harry Pearce from Spooks

b) Real people: One of my bosses who is (i) gay and (ii) in a long term relationship. But we have chemistry, really, I know we do... sigh...

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Also just been reminded of the following weird crushes:

1) Alan Davies - it's the curly hair
2) James Cordon - he's just so cuddly!
3) Denise Van Outen - I know, I know, I'm straight, but there's just something about her... [Hot and Hormonal]

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quote:
Originally posted by basso:
Flicka. (The American mezzo Frederica von Stade, for those not in the know.)

I first saw her (as Cherubino) when I was 18 or so. (Kiri was the Countess in the same production - it was the first at San Francisco Opera for both.)

Mmmm.

Oh heck, me too. I'm also developing a bit of a crush on Renee Fleming. Fine, except I'm a straight female. Mind you, opera's pretty good at mucking around with gender and sexual identity at the best of times (trouser roles etc), with general diva-worship too it can be a heady mix! [Hot and Hormonal]
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If we're talking opera singers, what about Carolyn Sampson ? 'Endless Pleasure, Endless Love'- now there's something to disturb (or perk up) your dreams......

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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
Have you done anything? If not, why not give it a go- needs courage but what have you got to lose?
If someone owned up to having a secret thing about me, even if I wasn't interested (as I wouldn't be, being very happily attached), I might be a bit embarrassed but I'd probably also be very flattered.

Nein, chap. Nyet. Thanks for your concern about my state of affairs.

I've left out
5) Alan Rickman - that voice, melts me like honey...loved him in Love Actually, even though he was not very nice in that movie
6) Simon LeBon - new wave retro. Ahhh. Vanilla Chocolate
7) Michael Tait - DC Talk black singer who loves heavy metal. I dreamt once like 6 or 7 years back we were engaged and my friends were giving us a party at Chevy's.
8) MacGyver - that ingenuity, that charm, that mullet.

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As we are amongst friends,

Fictional; Ianto Jones in 'Torchwood.' i have this fetish for Welsh accents and he is very attractive. [Hot and Hormonal]

Real life; Josh Kronfeld; NZ Rugby player. Very attractive and a really nice guy. [Hot and Hormonal] :

As you can tell I am a chap's chap but I would like to put in a special mention for the lovely, beautiful Halle Berry. [Biased]

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Joyeux

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duchess - I'm with you about Tait!!

And really, really about Alan Rickman

Other crushes:
*Nathan Fillion (as Captain Malcolm Reynolds, and now as Rick Castle)
*Cary Grant (yes, long dead, but I really don't care!)
*Gary Cooper (see note on Cary Grant)
*Edward Norton (as Eisenheim in The Illusionist and as Bruce in The Incredible Hulk)

eta - Both the 9th and 10th Doctor Who. Not the actors, the characters.

[ 13. January 2010, 15:37: Message edited by: Joyeux ]

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Oh Joyeux, so right about Nathan Fillion. Why oh why was that show cancelled? [Waterworks]

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David Boreanaz as Sealie Booth on Bones. Rrrrraaawwwrr!
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There's not much secret about my crush on Anne Hathaway. More secretly though I'm hoping the Muslims are right: she can pop grapes into my mouth eternally any day ...

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Mmmm - Alan Rickman definately, especialy as the Sheriff of Nottingham in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves. Best bit of that movie!
Christopher Ecclestone as Dr Who
David Tennant ditto.
James thing - the one who was Spike from Buffy
Colin Firth as just about anyone really
David Boreanaz - Angel from Buffy
John Barrowman - yes I know he's gay, but this is a dream, right? And he is "sigh" sooo handsome!

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Now I have this thing for
James May
It's the dishevelled look that does it for me every time!

When I was younger I rather liked Paul Michael Glaser as well. And Richard O'Sullivan from 'Man About the House'and Peter Firth when he was in 'The Double Deckers' Going back a bit, I know.


I did mention James May?, didn't I?

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most of my celebrity crushes aren't so secret, I am happy to announce them.

BUT - a few weeks ago I happened to admit a strong attraction to Jack Black. I was teased and ridiculed by my friends.

but there's just something wonderful about him. perhaps it's the 12-year-old in the 40-year-old body. I don't know.

shut up.

stop laughing.

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quote:
Originally posted by Benny Diction 2:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
You might think this odd from a gay man but I am so in love [but non-sexually] with Diane Keaton - I have been for years!

WW. This is going off at a tangent but your posting has triggered something I've never understood. Do you know why is it some gay men have crushes on Judy Garland (as Dorothy) and Doris Day for example?
Also Joan Crawford; also Bette Davis. To quote a lyric, 'I don't know why, but I do.'

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Freddie Mercury's singing voice and Alan Rickman's speaking voice.
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I suppose as I started this thread off I should fess up to various crushes over the years. So by way of confession being good for the soul, in no particular order:

Daphne from Scooby Doo
Sarah Greene (one time Blue Peter presenter)
Claire Grogan (lead singer with Altered Images)
Wonder Woman (not fussed about Linda Carter though)
Nigella Lawson
Anna Chancellor ("Duckface" in Four Weddings)
Fiona Bruce
And as others have mentioned opera singers Leslie Garrett.

There I feel so much better for sharing!

Does anyone know a good therapist?

[Yipee]

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