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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Originally posted by jacobsen:
Bi-shop - Dating site run by an inclusive church
That role is almost as funny as being one of the po-lice.
cureit minister who takes Healing and Wholeness services.
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jacobsen
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Sir Rennety - A knight indulging in junkets
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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East Price Road
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Acker-lite - some members of the Paramount Jazz Band are missing.
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"Fishes stop and ask me where I'm bound." (Incredible String Band)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Liturgistics All the practical tasks which have to be done before you can hold a service.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Lecher-nary - rota for the dirty old men in the choir to show whose turn it is to sit near the cute young mezzo who recently joined.
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jacobsen
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Samsonite - a devotee who goes round destroying temples. Or possibly, in the 21st C version, burnng the holy books of other religions.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
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Originally posted by jacobsen:
Samsonite - a devotee who goes round destroying temples. Or possibly, in the 21st C version, burnng the holy books of other religions.
In luggage?
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jacobsen
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Luggage would have chewed their hands off.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Discworld?
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jacobsen
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The very one.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Pastorization
Turning up a church's heating system so high as to kill off all infectious congregants.
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jacobsen
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Congregantsies - Those who invariably take the opposite view.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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Adventing - ranting about how soon Christmas stock is appearing in the shops
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Ant-them - sacred song sung by a set of black-cassocked singers. Mostly, in procession.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Deputy Verger
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Cope-ability - the talent possessed by a few experienced priests to put on and take off their own vestments without assistance.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Kop-tic Christians - Liverpool FC fans when in church.
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Deputy Verger
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Fiends' Meeting House - where the PCC convenes.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Fanabaptist - a congregant whose idea of church life is sitting on his/her fanny.
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Deputy Verger
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![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) Good one. Or fanning themselves with the service sheet!
Joan of Ark - She survived the flood and went on to be the great great (etc...) grandmother of a famous French saint.
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Which makes me think of:
Ark-Angels - Noah's guardian angels, who saw that everyone survived.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Day Profundis - the day the tax bill arrives.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Demonination - A group of congregations of the possessed.
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jacobsen
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Regina Cheerleader - leads the procession on festal days.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Salivation Army
Sect founded by Russian monk Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, whose followers literally drool over the ringing of the sanctus bell during the eucharistic prayer.
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Latrine Rite – A special service of thanksgiving for the new facilities in the church hall.
That wasn't my first definition, but I don't want to be sent to Hell while I am still an Apprentice!
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Ad Aurientem
A service for the hard of hearing.
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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Docents - Those who only ever put coins in collection boxes and offertory receptacles, as opposed to Notaries - who only ever give paper money.
[ 12. September 2010, 07:17: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Tress-passes - members of the altar party having a bad hair-day.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Consegration - seperating convicted felons who miss letters when they try to spell in church.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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jacobsen
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Papal bullshit - Think female priests, abuse scandals...
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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Votive kindles - for those who like e-candles
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Pontifornicating - Do I really have to define it?
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lilBuddha
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Porntificate
To preach against dirty movies and magazines.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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lilBuddha
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Pontificrate
The pope's packing materials.
Spontificate
Spur of the moment preaching.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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jacobsen
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Transpontificate The Papal message when he's on the move!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Cannun - To give a sister the pink slip.
??? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
To Can someone is an across pond euphemism for sacking someone and a pink slip is the equivalent of a P45.
I think.
That is correct.
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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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The Conflagration of Saints - at an auto-da-fe?
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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Church Walnut - a hard nut to crack!
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jacobsen
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Altarcations - facing east, or facing the people? Watch the fur fly as traditionalists and modernists have it out.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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predelia - Before the altar bread got all tasty
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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Deputy Verger
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The Constipated Host
No, really, please, you have the last one. I really couldn't eat another thing!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Auto-clave - a rather sterile way of choosing a new pope by means of cardinals racing one another in motor cars - the winner gets to wear the white suit.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Panniers Angelicum - what angels carry their sandwiches in when they go for a cycle ride round Heaven.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Deputy Verger
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Pontifichaos- What happens to traffic to accommodate the Popemobile.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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To Lucas Ante Terminal - throw Lucas off the bus at the last stop but one.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Deputy Verger
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Prayer and medication - the hedging-one's-bets approach to healing.
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East Price Road
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Basil-liker - a Fawlty Towers fan.
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"Fishes stop and ask me where I'm bound." (Incredible String Band)
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jacobsen
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Prêtre a manger* - Wee chocolate celebrant Christmas tree decorations, as found on Gadgets for God.
*My computer kept throwing me back to the thread when I tried to accent the 'A', so I gave up.
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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