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A meeting of dogs propose a toast to better times ahead:

Bark to the Future

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Sir Kevin
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Actors with a mild and curable skin disease: Star Warts

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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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Mid-70s funk artists put on a concert in Baghdad in:

Babylon Jive

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Sir Kevin
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A horse takes shorthand:

Secretarial

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How a president threw himself into the redecoration of the White House, with a view to making it more cozy, albeit with a Gallic twist:

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Sweet Home, a l'Obama


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That has got to be one of the worst puns I have ever seen committed.

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after every emotional divorce.:-

First Wives Blub

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Psyduck

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A crooked restauranteur maximizes his profits by substituting Bovril for coffee

Meat Joe, Black

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Psyduck

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Short biopic about W B Yeats's girlfriend

Gonne in 60 Seconds

A restauranteur's insistence on serving everything under a pastry crust drives his customers away

Pie Another Day
...and its sequel, in which he woos back his customers by promising to change his ways

Tomorrow - Never Pies!

... and number 3 in the series, in which one of his customers confesses an addiction to his pastry, so the restauranteur promises that he will resume his craft -


For Your Pies Only.

(Yeah, I know I changed more than 1 letter there - but I did resist the fascinating temptation of "The Pie Who Loved Me")

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An incredibly stupid member of a team of poorly motivated and highly undisiplined locomotive engineers jumps off a moving engine with the throttle engaged, and no one can understand why they suddenly have a runaway train to contend with.

Untoppable

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MrsDoyle
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The chippendales spin off trio:

Cocky 3

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Starbug
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Australian schoolgirls take a packed lunch to a local execution in:

Picnic at Hanging Rick

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quote:
Originally posted by Psyduck:
Short biopic about W B Yeats's girlfriend

Gonne in 60 Seconds

A restauranteur's insistence on serving everything under a pastry crust drives his customers away

Pie Another Day
...and its sequel, in which he woos back his customers by promising to change his ways

Tomorrow - Never Pies!

... and number 3 in the series, in which one of his customers confesses an addiction to his pastry, so the restauranteur promises that he will resume his craft -


For Your Pies Only.

(Yeah, I know I changed more than 1 letter there - but I did resist the fascinating temptation of "The Pie Who Loved Me")

Thank you, Pieduck!

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Starbug
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Plastic surgery gone wrong: The Filler Inside Me

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Sir Kevin
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A famous board game adds police helicopters: Clue Thunder.

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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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Psyduck

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Pieduck ( [Biased] - thanks, Esmerelda!) campaigns for more open pies:

Anticrust

The tale of his antipathy towards pies with hard pastry on top is told in

Breach of Crust

and the story of his own incarceration in a duck pie in:

Held In Crust

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"Lle rhyfedd i falchedd fod/Yw teiau ar y tywod." (Ieuan Brydydd Hir)

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Mathematical constant comes of age in the Land of the Free.

American Pi

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infinite_monkey
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Boy Wizard valiantly overcomes fear of swimming in...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Shallows

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MrsDoyle
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The person who really enjoys our delightfuly eratic weather paterns:

A Fan for all Seasons

Afraid of looking pale and pasty? try our now bronzing cream which will give you:

A Tan for All Seasons

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mousethief

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Joe went to every home game of his local baseball, soccer, football, basketball, and lacrosse teams. He was:

A Man for Ball Seasons

[ 21. November 2010, 06:49: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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MrsDoyle
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Leaving work for ever after a fortuitous loto attempt....

Gone with the Win

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A trusted advisor to King Henry VIII incurs His Majesty's wrath when he disapproves of the king's choice of alcoholic beverage.

A Man For Ale Seasons

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MrsDoyle
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The concept that hell is being able to see God but not get near Him...

A Doom with a View

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Pooks
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Has anyone mentioned the cartoon classic of multiplying palm trees?

101 Palmations

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Son of a preacherman
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The eponymous hero meets a shocking end...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Gallows

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MrsDoyle
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Diminutive rodent with much to fear...

The Mouse on Haunted Hill

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Psyduck

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Daring commando raiders use vials of hydrogen sulphide to force the crew to abandon a huge Nazi battleship.

Stink the Bismarck

Hannibal Lecter is unrepentant after scoffing Jodie Foster:

Gladiater

Rommel returns to Africa with a pudding he filched from the Chancellery:

The Dessert Fox

Ann Widdecombe, distraught at finally being voted off "Strictly Come Dancing", flees to a convent:

The Nun's Tory

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MrsDoyle
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snow flakes shaped like transvestites bring an interesting change to the winter weather, but scarey....

The Rocky Horror Picture Snow

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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A pleasantly confused old thing rises from her grave to feast upon her former caregivers.

Night of the Living Dear

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MrsDoyle
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I did not know that carburettors came in two distinct types, one decscribed as masculine, the oher as feminine. The later is apprently called.......

Carbarella

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MrsDoyle
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A pleasant confused old thing is just what the sadist wanted to torture...

The Dear Hurter

A pleasant confused old thing is just what the savage hunter wanted to bag....

The Dear Hunter

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MrsDoyle
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A most disreputable geological feature...

The Valley of the Kinks

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Son of a preacherman
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Bond takes to the open road on a massive Honda...

Goldwinger

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Son of a preacherman
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Eh up! How's Tha Doin' Mr Smiley?

The spy who came in from the Wold

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Son of a preacherman
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A quirky update to 'Carry on at your convenience'

About a bog

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Esmeralda

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quote:
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A most disreputable geological feature...

The Valley of the Kinks

Starring Ray Davies?

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MrsDoyle
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most definatly...

A terrible faux pas when dancing with the pope in a clumsy way...

On the Shoes of The Fisherman

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MrsDoyle
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I had a man servant who was terrible because he was so new to the job.....

How Green Was My Vallet

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Son of a preacherman
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Lightweight seasonal comedy, in which the Prime Minister falls for the Secretary of State for Education...

Gove Actually

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Son of a preacherman
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Lupine chaos breaks out at a Sussex coast public school...

Lancing with Wolves

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Son of a preacherman
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Comedy whodunnit starring Hugh Grant as a philandering posh boy...

Four Beddings and a Funeral.

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MrsDoyle
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a memorable night....

The Kink and I

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MrsDoyle
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An area of London where very little happens indeed......

Nothing Hill

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MrsDoyle
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In a lift..screeming

The Sound of Musac

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Esmeralda

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Ray Davies makes a rapping song:

The Kink's Speech

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The American Civil War drives a Southern plantation owner into madness.

Gone With the Mind

A former vice president struggles with incontinence of flatus.

Gore with the Wind

[ 12. December 2010, 00:52: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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MrsDoyle
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In an alternative reality lurks a reversed image of this very Ship......

The little ship of horrors

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Esmeralda

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A group of web addicts gets trapped in an eternal loop of rick-rolling:

The Ricky Horror Show

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http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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MrsDoyle
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I can count on one hand the times I have been happy this week and now they have all gone. I was happy again, briefly earlier but that has gone somewhere too..

The Bin of the Sixth Happiness

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MrsDoyle
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I burnt my backside on the hot water bottle last night. Wrote it up in my journal...

The Buns Story

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