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anglicanrascal
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LATA - you really didn't have to tell the Yanks that one. It certainly added an extra dimension to Gort's tale. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Gill H
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Gort, I think I got the song reference. 'Last night a plumber stole my wife' or something similar?
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Left at the Altar
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quote:
Originally posted by anglicanrascal:
LATA - you really didn't have to tell the Yanks that one. It certainly added an extra dimension to Gort's tale.
He raised it, not me.
I have a vision of Mrs Gort saying:
"That's it, Mr Gort. I'm leaving you for a Roto-Rooter."
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Goldfish Stew
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quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
He raised it, not me.
Although he needed pharmaceutical help to do so.
[Code was fishy.]
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luvanddaisies
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quote:
Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
quote:
Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
He raised it, not me.
Although he needed pharmaceutical help to do so.
![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) unless you sent the spam
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Jim Diariaze
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
Sadly, there hasn't been a Mrs. Gort for 14 years. She ran off with Roto-Rooter man from Redding. My recent misadventure was a failed attempt to get back in the swing-of-things with a bit of trolling.
Yuk, well, at least you've got a clue what caused this. It wasn't the drug, the body just forgot how to react after all that time.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
What I want to know is:
1.) Can it be consecrated?
2.) If so, Can 103 be forced to eat it?
3.) Must I wear a dog-collar while offering it up?
4.) If 103 sneaks it out in his back pocket and later makes a huge profit on Ebay, will all the simpering idiots on that other thread piss and moan for 23 pages on this one too?
1. Check you-know-where. If it is possible someone will be able to find the correct form for you.
2. You're bigger than he is.
3. That, combined with a couple of notable ship threads past, gives rise to an image that is alternatively hilarious and deeply, deeply disturbing.
4. Anything can happen!
Watch out for those cats, man, they like to swat bouncing things. Do cups come in Third Leg sizes?
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Nanny Ogg
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Gort - have you recovered yet oe are you seeking therapy? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Max.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
What I want to know is:
1.) Can it be consecrated?
2.) If so, Can 103 be forced to eat it?
3.) Must I wear a dog-collar while offering it up?
4.) If 103 sneaks it out in his back pocket and later makes a huge profit on Ebay, will all the simpering idiots on that other thread piss and moan for 23 pages on this one too?
1. Nope
2. I'd like to see you try
3. I'm not into sex play - what goes on in your bedroom is none of my business
4. Not a chance because all the simpering idiots from the other thread will agree that Viagra wouldn't be a valid consecration.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Yes, Nanny, I've recovered with the helpful advice of my fellow shipmates. A tragic tale which stands as a warning to all those considering casual drug abuse. Equipment failure is something one should accept as part of the natural order of aging. You know, entropy, heat transfer and all.
It's just too bizarre relying on artificial stimulus for something that is such a basic natural act. After all, there are many other methods of expressing erotic love.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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103:
1.) Why not? Must it be bread?
2.) I'm twice the man you are.
3.) Sex play? I was asking a legitimate question of vestment.
4.) What has that got to do with your profiteering by my horrible experience?
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Max.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
103:
1.) Why not? Must it be bread?
2.) I'm twice the man you are.
3.) Sex play? I was asking a legitimate question of vestment.
4.) What has that got to do with your profiteering by my horrible experience?
1. Yes
2. Oh yeah?
3. Of course you were
4. I'm not the one who can't keep a stiff wood! It's a drug that hasn't been validly consecrated therefore it would be worthless and wouldn't make any monies on eBay.
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Go Anne Go
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
103:
1.) Why not? Must it be bread?
2.) I'm twice the man you are.
3.) Sex play? I was asking a legitimate question of vestment.
4.) What has that got to do with your profiteering by my horrible experience?
1. Yes
2. Oh yeah?
3. Of course you were
4. I'm not the one who can't keep a stiff wood! It's a drug that hasn't been validly consecrated therefore it would be worthless and wouldn't make any monies on eBay.
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Ah, stiff wood. Wasted on youthful virgins. Then again, since he hasn't tried it in action or even in the same room as a naked female, don't start bragging about what you don't know about young 103. You could be in for some good old fashioned smiting, and sympathy from here on the board will not be found (although some tape and popsicle sticks may well be mailed to you in the post.)
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Peronel
The typo slayer
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quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
Then again, since he hasn't tried it in action or even in the same room as a naked female, don't start bragging about what you don't know about young 103.
I'm betting he can wank with the best of them, and, unlike some on this thread, can get it up to do so.
[ponders trying to string together a pun involving a wafer and the biscuit game, but decides its too sick even for hell]
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Geneviève
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FOTFLOL, I was trying to avoid finishing a research paper and so started wandering through hell. Thank you Gort and crew. You have brightened my Sunday afternoon. ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Go Anne Go
Amazonian Wonder
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quote:
Originally posted by Peronel:
quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
Then again, since he hasn't tried it in action or even in the same room as a naked female, don't start bragging about what you don't know about young 103.
I'm betting he can wank with the best of them, and, unlike some on this thread, can get it up to do so.
[ponders trying to string together a pun involving a wafer and the biscuit game, but decides its too sick even for hell]
Peronel.
103 would never do that - the RCC says he can't! And so consequently no one that righteous would ever dare to defy the church!
Yeah, right.
I just hope his attitude towards women opens up a little bit, or I really do think in the face of a nekkid woman his bits will retreat back into his body forever and a day!
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HopPik
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Q1.. How long can this thread go on discussing Gort's dick?
Q2.. Are you a photographer Gort? If not, think about it. No need to lug a tripod around.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Beware ye heathens! For the Lord hath spoken: quote:
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
Surely, He would be mightily displeased with abuse of the little blue pill. I, for one, have no desire to suffer Onan's punishment. If it be the will of the Lord that I remain flaccid, then flaccid I shall remain.
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John Holding
Coffee and Cognac
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Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
quote:
Originally posted by Peronel:
quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
Then again, since he hasn't tried it in action or even in the same room as a naked female, don't start bragging about what you don't know about young 103.
I'm betting he can wank with the best of them, and, unlike some on this thread, can get it up to do so.
[ponders trying to string together a pun involving a wafer and the biscuit game, but decides its too sick even for hell]
Peronel.
103 would never do that - the RCC says he can't! And so consequently no one that righteous would ever dare to defy the church!
Yeah, right.
I just hope his attitude towards women opens up a little bit, or I really do think in the face of a nekkid woman his bits will retreat back into his body forever and a day!
Ah but 103's not a member of the RC church yet, and (based on what he's said on other threads) will only feel obliged to follow its teaching once he joins. That's apart from the teachings he wants to follow.
John
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Mr. Spouse
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
It's just too bizarre relying on artificial stimulus for something that is such a basic natural act. After all, there are many other methods of expressing erotic love.
Gort, sometimes the Ship provides Too Much Information™ on certain matters but this account of your experiment has been most interesting!
The "little blue pill" doesn't provide the actual stimulus. It just, errm, sustains it once started. As you have found to your cost! But there are other, second-generation, medications out there for your condition that have fewer restrictions and different ways of working - perhaps you should take advice on them?
Not that I, errm, know anything about this personally, errm, you understand...
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ONUnicorn
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Originally posted by Back-to-Front:
quote:
quote:
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You could make donut holes with it and send the adjusted donuts to the company, so that they will get a taste of their own medicine.
This reminds me of a truely awful movie that some "friend" of mine subjected a group of us to watching. I don't rember what the movie was called, but a group of young men in the movie made "eclairs" in a similar fashion.
Oooooo! Is it on DVD?
The movie was "National Lampoon's Van Wilder" and yes, it is on DVD. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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Lumpy da Moose
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Gort--
"Do not go quietly into that good night . . ." Make a trip to your physician and have a couple blood tests done, especially checking for free testosterone. If it's low, there are patches and gels that can be applied externally that will supplement what your body may still be making. There's a lot to read up on. Do a Google search on andropause and see what info you can find; there's a wealth of it. There are treatments and things that can be done. You do not have to take this lying down (so to speak--). And don't let ANYONE tell you it's all in your mind, because it isn't.
The blue pills are a start, but if there is a next time, try half of one. They are not a permanent solution, either.
Don't ask how I know about these things. (I'll have more info when my package comes from the pharmacy . . .)
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ORGANMEISTER
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Gort, you note that your problem has been resolved. Did is resolve on it own or did you require medical intervention?
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Go Anne Go
Amazonian Wonder
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I"m guessing it involved a woman in cheap shiny lame named "Goldie"
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Since I'm being pressed for details and I haven't the inspiration to spin this hideously tangled web further, it's time to confess that I'm a fraud.
I concocted the whole mess from my feverish imagination. Forgive me. The only drugs I take are 80mg of aspirin before bedtime and my daily infusion of transdermal nicotine...and, well, a few shots of single malt.
My parts are all in working order, except for a few remaining neurons that have a problem with short term memory.
I'll just go buff my exoskeleton now.
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Raspberry Rabbit
Will preach for food
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If it's trolling you're doing you should hook the fish first. Unless you think that ye short arm qualifies as bait?
An eighty year old man goes to see the doctor. "Doctor" he says, "I'd like some Viagra". "Sure thing", says the doctor and starts writing out a prescription. "Another thing, Doctor, can you get them to cut each pill into eight portions?". The doctor looks concerns and says "I'm sorry, sir, but an eighth of a Viagra tablet won't be sufficient to give you the sort of erection necessary for sexual intercourse" "Intercourse, Shmintercouse" says the old man. "I'm eighty years old and have great-grandchildren. Why would I want to have intercourse! I just want it to stick out far enough that I don't pee on my shoes any more"
RR
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Raspberry Rabbit
Will preach for food
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Yeah yeah, Gort, that's what they all say when they've revealed too much. I made it up. It wasn't me. I adopted my neighbour's personal history for a bit of a laugh. See you (or not) at the next shipmeet.
hee hee
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bernina_cat
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quote:
Originally posted by Gort:
I concocted the whole mess from my feverish imagination.
![[Frown]](frown.gif) What?? All made up?
Men are all liars, didn't we just know it.
Just as I was about to ask where you got this particular brand of the magic blue. I should have known, it sounded too perfect to be true.
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Max.
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Yeah - if I had... problems... I wouldn't go posting about it on the net.
Well Gort, these things always come back at you later on in life! It'll be just your luck that you'll wake up one morning and relize that you need the blue pill! And you'll be like the little boy who cried wolf, nobody will believe you!
-103
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
Yeah - if I had... problems... I wouldn't go posting about it on the net.
-103
Uh... yes you do.
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Go Anne Go
Amazonian Wonder
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
Yeah - if I had... problems... I wouldn't go posting about it on the net.
-103
Honey chile, your problems are ALL posted on the net. One of your biggest problems is the fact that you fail to realize this.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
...Well Gort, these things always come back at you later on in life!
You are cruel beyond words, 103. Not every man has the strength and fortitude to overwhelm innocent women like you.
"Eat it! Eat it, NOW!!"
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Go Anne Go
Amazonian Wonder
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Don't forget Gort - it worked for 103. The woman came back and smiled at him, so she must have liked it. Oo, er, missus.
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Craigmaddie
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Och, ye probably just need a wee skoosh of WD40, Gortie, and them ladies'll be finding the Earth Standing Still soon enough.
Anyway, on a tangent - any chaps got advice on the best way to have a Jimmy Riddle whilst still tumescent? I've never been able to do a handstand I'm afraid...
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Go Anne Go
Amazonian Wonder
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My understanding is just think of penguins, and you'll be fine.
And Gort, you're really not my type dear.
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Craigmaddie
c/o The Pickwick Club
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quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
My understanding is just think of penguins, and you'll be fine.
Not if you were a male penguin though.
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John Holding
Coffee and Cognac
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
Well Gort, these things always come back at you later on in life! It'll be just your luck that you'll wake up one morning and relize that you need the blue pill! And you'll be like the little boy who cried wolf, nobody will believe you!
-103
And you know this how? I mean, at your age, still suffering adolescent acne, you have how much experience of things coming back at you later in life? From my position, you have no later in life. And on a thread like this one, you'd be advised not to parade your experience -- or lack of it: someone might mock. In love, of course.
John
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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quote:
Originally posted by Craigmaddie:
Anyway, on a tangent - any chaps got advice on the best way to have a Jimmy Riddle whilst still tumescent?
I'll regret this, I'm afraid, but I have to ask--what's a Jimmy Riddle?
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Craigmaddie
c/o The Pickwick Club
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
I'll regret this, I'm afraid, but I have to ask--what's a Jimmy Riddle?
It's rhyming slang for a "widdle". I studied English Literature at university and my vocabulary is still essentially that of a 5-year old... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Ultraspike
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That clears it up then.
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Craigmaddie
c/o The Pickwick Club
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultraspike:
That clears it up then.
Some onomatopoeias you just don't need to explain.
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Nanny Ogg
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quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
My understanding is just think of penguins, and you'll be fine.
I wonder what penguins have to think of
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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quote:
Originally posted by Craigmaddie:
quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
I'll regret this, I'm afraid, but I have to ask--what's a Jimmy Riddle?
It's rhyming slang for a "widdle". I studied English Literature at university and my vocabulary is still essentially that of a 5-year old...
That's all right--my language didn't begin to turn foul until I was studying English Lit, and didn't become absofuckin'lutely inappropriate till I was in grad school.
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Max.
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
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Originally posted by Craigmaddie:
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Originally posted by RuthW:
I'll regret this, I'm afraid, but I have to ask--what's a Jimmy Riddle?
It's rhyming slang for a "widdle". I studied English Literature at university and my vocabulary is still essentially that of a 5-year old...
That's all right--my language didn't begin to turn foul until I was studying English Lit, and didn't become absofuckin'lutely inappropriate till I was in grad school.
I'm studying English Lit. at AS Level. Enough said! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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HopPik
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Craigmaddie:
on a tangent - any chaps got advice on the best way to have a Jimmy Riddle whilst still tumescent? I've never been able to do a handstand I'm afraid...
In my experience the JR deals with the tumescence... so if it's embarrassing/unwelcome, quick dash to the loo and all's well. Maybe that's just me!
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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quote:
Originally posted by Go Anne Go:
...And Gort, you're really not my type dear.
[It must be the helmet. Yes, that's got to be it... or my height.]
How about: I promise to carry the stepladder and not wear my helmet in public?
[Maybe she's waiting for me to order her into submission. I must think like 103, NOW.]
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by 103 (One-O-Three):
Yeah - if I had... problems... I wouldn't go posting about it on the net.
...lead us not unto temptation...
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Gort, this thread has destroyed one of my favorite songs, and it's all your fault. I can no longer listen to or sing Siúil A Rún without mangling the verse as follows:
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I'll sell my rock, I'll sell my reel,
I'll sell my only spinning wheel,
To buy my lover a rod of steel....
Now I'm wondering about the cost of Viagra.
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Gill H
Shipmate
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Ooh, is that how you spell that song? I used to sing it at school, but we spelled it 'Shularoo'.
(Waits to see if thread hijacking attempt is successful. Obscure Irish folk songs vs Gort's fantasy life ... hmm ...)
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*sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
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