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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dressed for Church
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quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
OK - strictly speaking, a dairy-related goods delivery person.

Now that's udder nonsense!

[Miss Amanda will get her wrap.]

[ 11. September 2012, 20:23: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.

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Morlader
Shipmate
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I could've been a GCSE English examiner but I couldn't make the grade.

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.. to utmost west.

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jacobsen

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I could have been a gardener, but was weeded out.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dressed for Church
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I could have been a gravedigger, but the opening was filled.

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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.

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Bean Sidhe
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I could have been a Spice Girl but I couldn't cut the mustard.

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His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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Below the Lansker
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I could have been a seamstress, but I rather lost the thread.
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East Price Road
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I could have been a prosecutor, but I didn't have the conviction.

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"Fishes stop and ask me where I'm bound." (Incredible String Band)

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East Price Road
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I could have been a magician, but I was disillusioned.

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"Fishes stop and ask me where I'm bound." (Incredible String Band)

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Morlader
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I could've been a ski instructor, but I got cold feet.

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mousethief

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I could have had a career as a weightlifter, but I couldn't get it off the ground.

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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...

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jacobsen

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I could have bred puppies, but was dogged by misfortune.

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Sir Pellinore
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A Jesuit. Unlike the Vicar of Bray, no Glorious Revolution purportedly interfered. Merely a subterranean inner murmur that this wasn't the life for me.

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Well...

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Cara
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I could have been a builder, but people put the wrong construction on it.

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Pondering.

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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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And I could have destroyed Hull but—oh wait, I am!

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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.

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